SGDQ 2016 : only NEETs are up edition
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Now: Max Payne 2
Next: Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
Later: tar Fox: Assault
>More people on the couch than in the audience
>>344137036
>Tetrisphere music
Fuck yes.
glad i stayed up for this
*holds up spork* OWEN WILSON! WOW! xD
>2 years
>4 marathons
>4 caveman apperrances
...since the Chibi incident and you guys are still talking about it
jesus fuck yoursense of humor is really stale
RATE THIS KLONOA SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS KLONOA SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS KLONOA SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
barely watching here.
what's the best run so far?
>not playing on a 3ds or ps vita
>just sitting there
>now he's pretending to text people AT 4AM
Why...
>>344137036
>tar Fox
Can't wait for this game about a fox trapped in a black pit in the middle of a swamp.
CLAP FOR ME BITCH
>>344137024
mothchan is love
>>344137036
>Later: tar Fox: Assault
>tar fox
>tfw no more Klonoa
>>344137145
whelp that happened/10
Best runs so far?
>Demon's Souls
>Sonic 06
>Jak and Daxter, the banning
>>344137132
we get it you hate fun
Imagine someone trying to speedrun MP 3... no skipping them scenes mang...
Anyone else absolutely love the Max Payne series? Honestly they are my favorite games.1>2>3
>>344137139
>the Chibi incident
You say that like there was only one incident. First he tweeted about the condoms he brought to SGDQ. Then had his balls exposed on stream by Caveman. This lead to us finding his moon energy collar. There was the cheating, the nudes and the prank calls. He is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
>/v/ is too autistic to get deadpan sarcasm
Explains a lot tbqh
What song
he has a gun in that backpack, i know it, its HAPPENING
Fat guy looks like Protonjon.
Also Is the couch and people in a different room...?
I see chairs in there.
Why is fat man not in that room?
ITS PAYNE!
I can't wait for Caddicarus' run of the Irritating Stick. Will be the only thing worth watching on this cringefest.
>>344137145
6/10
Tough act to follow, but an alright comedown after Jak
>>344137145
It's better than nothing / 10
>>344137109
I don't want it to leave. The whole soundtrack is so based.
OH SHIT HE HAS A FUCKING GUN
>>344137145
I like Klonoa but I don't think it was really speed run material desu
>GREETINGS
long time lurker first time poster
any new webms of GDQ hunnies?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
was the jak and dexter 100%run good?
>tfw i wanted to see it but decided to sleep
>>344137183
>Catherine
>SW:JA
>Dude Crest
>Deus Ex
>Jak and Daxter
>>344137205
this isn't a comedy run... whelp that happened... whelp that happened... whelp that happened... this is basically a comedy run now.
>This turnout for Max Payne 2
Dead on Arrival
just fell asleep during cavemans run, how did he do?
>Tell /v/ bonesaw isn't funny
>They don't believe me
What the hell is going on? I know I'm not wrong on this.
>>344137145
8/10 just what I needed because my throat was sore from laughing
>guy in crowd is alone, so if he does anything remotely out of the ordinary he'll be banned because he's being watched like a hawk
stay safe neckbeardo
>>344137205
>i did the thing
wow, amazing deadpan humour
>>344137189
Turned me off a replay of that game because i didn't want to sit through unskippable cutscenes on every hard bit.
Kinda felt like playing it again then I remembered it was like 50GB. Narp.
>>344137183
Is the demon´s souls run on youtube yet?
>>344137146
Demon's Crest for chill and comfy
Jack & Dexter for fun wild ride
>>344137303
Was Deus Ex really good? Gotta check it out later.
GREETINGS FROM FINLAND :DDDDD
SUOMI MAINITTU
>>344137295
One of the best this SGDQ. He achieved subtime.
join the rabbit if you wanna chill & watch the stream
>http://lets.rabb.it/886j/s0YTEpToOu
ZIMBABWE
>>344137359
>subtime.
what?
>went to the bathroom for 25 minutes
do people seriously take shits for that long?
ZIMBABWE
>Max Payne
Welp time to go sleep.
>>344137295
best run this sgdq and probably of all the marathons
>>344137205
>>344137251
Please do not post unpure 2D girls.
ZIMBABWE!
>>344137373
what the fuck is rabbit
>>344137323
just do it
Decent couch, hopefully this run is good too.
>>344137295
It was the funniest thing ever at a GDQ. The runner is probably banned and may have taken the couch and/or his announcer with him.
>>344137145
Caveman was bullied / 10
>>344137197
3 has this song in it so it's the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdISuGnxpQ
>>344137332
This is when he has to start masturbating on camera to immortalize himself as a meme.
BAZOOPLE
sheldor pls
>>344137430
MANDINGO
IT'S PAYNE
LOAD HIM
>these load times
RIP this run
>>344137330
it was patty(bald guy right?) who made it bareable
bonesaw was being a fucking spazz
>>344137398
I'm tired and thought it sounded self-explanatory. He got under the original time he set out for himself.
>>344137145
7/10
>>344137330
You're not wrong and neither is /v/. Fun is subjective, they can think he is fun while you don't think he is and nothing is paradoxical about that.
>>344137205
is this from a doujin?
>>344137447
why should he be banned?
>>344137505
No.
And by "no" I mean yes.
>>344137353
Yes, the run and runner perfectly set up the mood for the next based run
>Guy knew what hes was doing and cracked jokes from time to time
>>344137146
Jak and Daxter
twitch tv gamesdonequick/v/76689322
Skip to 1:34:00 if you can't watch it all.Waooow
its payne
fuck him
>PC "MASTER" RACE
UH OH
It's over.
Welp, run over
CHOKE
>all this loading and reloading, MUH FRAME RATES
nah fuck this, good night
would have been faster to do it normally at this point instead of the skip?
so this is the power of the...pc
>>344137560
Does anyone have a picture of the two fat guys that were playing 3DS yesterday? I forgot to save it senpai
Rip payne
SO INTERESTING
>max payne run starts
>IMMEDIATE CHOKES
JUST WATCH THE FUCKING CUTSCENE
>max payne played by mark wahlberg
the least max payne actor i've witnessed
Two minutes in and already choking
what a payne
Uhoh.
Is this guy choking already?
Nothing to see here. Run is over. Go to bed.
>who has the world record
>I-I do
>>344137561
heh its framerate isnt shit so you can fuck with it
Alright goodnight guys.
>PC games are coded so well theyre hard to glitch
This is hilarious.
So this is the power.. of PC.
Oh god no
This escalated quickly as fuck.
Non-stop choking, oh boy.
Should've done it in new york minute mode
Run is really DOA
this is painful
uh, so how long does he intend to try this?
Just do it the normal way holy fuck
>nobody in the crowd
>can't even get a trick at the start of the game
>long ass load times
Anyone else cum during the Klonoa run? blew my load twice to the shota faggot. Great thread, great run. 10/10
JUST
>>344137317
Who is making these? What site?
CLAP
CLAP YOU PHILISTINES
>>344137586
>>344137618
>mfw this run
Is he chokeing or is the glitch no working
>>344137646
gross
>Man, Max Payne looks like it might be a nifty run
>See this
Time to sleep.
>Max Choke 2
>>344137453
I want him to suck on my benis
A BONESAW PAUSE
>from best run to mediocre to worst run
impressive
I just started up max payne 2 and did his shit on the third try.
There sat the crates, looming like a bad hangover.
The beams to my right were like some kind of steel net, blocking my passage.
Every jump, it felt like the adrenaline slowed down my perception. Every time I climbed up, I woke up with my feet on the floor, head ringing.
Another nightmare.
JAFFA CALLING
Are couch people and fat guy in a different room?
>everybody trying to mock Bonesaw
>they can never quite do it
When will they learn?
Is he fucking up or is this a case where the computer's the issue like that one time with Super Meat Boy
>>344137689
If it does't work now it's not going to work for the rest of the run
>kinks
Im getting KOTOR flashback here
You are speedrunning your game at the biggest speedrunning event of the year, and this is what shows up to watch you.
How does this make you feel?
>Choking
I can't watch shit like this man, I just feel bad for the runner.
>>344137646
Id hit it
with a car
>>344137545
I miss our boy.
This is so bad it's funnier than that fucking jax run. The fat guy emoting into the camera for some weird reason + the stunned silence at nothing working is amazing.
>go into Nvidia control panel
Its over.
>>344137708
Says the frame rate is way lower than whats hes used to. I guess the glitches are affected by fps.
DAT MERCY KILL
Nobody told me watching this would be payneful
Will the jak meme run go on youtube? I missed it
>>344137646
>when the boipucci is completely sub-par
my condolences to your genetics
>>344137801
it's 4 in the morning you dip
>audience guy melting
>my tits are now big enpugh that I can lick my nipples
I feel sexy
>>344137801
no bully
>>344137803
Can't he just watch the cutscene instead
>this run
RIP IN FUCKING PIECES
>>344137767
just makes bonesaw better imo
bonesaw was GOAT but really, if all runs were like that it would get annoying fast
too bad it's like 5 am and no one sees this MASSIVE choke
>camera just showing the lone fatty
He's shuffling uncomfortably every two seconds
>>344137783
He needs the framerate to go over the max for shit to glitch and he has some FPS cap on, probably VSync.
I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was all right.
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MUSIC THAT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW
>>344137801
Nothing since this is completely incomparable to the twitch audience,
What the fuck ia that "thing" on the chairs is doing?
>>344137750
That's pretty fucking good anon
>>344137783
Running games past 60fps can fuck with subtle physics things. It could be that or not, I don't know.
Also I have seen this guys run before, hes really good, its sad to see this DOA run. Hes pretty cool.
Also load times are supposed to be instantaneous
What the fuck happened to that guy?
>>344137825
kys
>PC speedruns
M-MULTI CHAIR SITTING!
>Half to save half to kill
What was the fucking point of even donating to them then?
You did literally fucking nothing for that
Did they invite the entire audience to sit on the couch? Are they also gonna be dead silent?
>>344137801
I like it. I feel I'm not important enough to have a crowd of people, let alone 5-10 watch me play a game fast.
1and whoever is watching on Twitch is enough.
You can hear the sound of the slowmotion.
They're trying to do the trick and see if it's a PC problem or if he's just choked.
>this run is someones highlight
>>344137846
thats above average bp senpai,. not everyone is trap-mode
>>344137863
He's trying to trigger the cutscene, I believe. Also, if the glitch doesn't work here it won't work later.
>>344137892
this
>200 dollar donation
>MP2 is the highlight for me
Can't handle these memes
>>344137801
I wouldn't give a shit.
If anything I would be flying off the handle saying all kinds of offensive shit because fuck it.
>>344137858
Are you a chick or a faggot?
Either way post it, and fuck you anyways.
>>344137882
>yfw he leaves due to the awkwardness
>dead run and empty room
HE'S TAPPING HIS LEFG RHYTHMICALLY
>MAX PAYNE 2 IS THE HIGHLIGHT FOR ME
>>344137892
I think its another track from Tetrisphere.
>>344137801
Indifferent, because they're not real people.
This is what really matters, the real human beans:
>71,619 viewers on GamesDoneQuick
>>344137849
Thats a guy?
>>344137892
this
Reminds me of the SC2 WoL speedrun a few years back.
>>344137896
it ran flawlessly for me @ 144 fps last I played it but I wasn't trying to glitch it up
>>344137913
It's an incentive to donate, nothing more
>>344137874
Oh yeah, definitely.
But they keep trying to knock it as if their speedrun is supposed to be some how more entertaining. Then use it to add "humor" into their runs. Bonesaw is officially a legend. For better or worse. It's great.
>dead on arrival
It's always vsync.
IT'S PAYNE
Game starting. Fun over.
>>344137928
if he did even body weight squats it might be presentable
The world was out of joint, I was hallucinating.
>>344137960
top kek
>you will never be content with being a fat disgusting slob, living the neet life at 4 am not giving a fuck
Has there been a single PC run that wasn't an indie game that didn't go to shit?
whats dxtori?
>>344137873
OH GOD YOU SHOT ME,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344137913
Maybe he wanted to support the event and MSF :^)
Maybe you're the autist for giving a shit about this incentive :^)
GET'EM
>>344137145
a generous 1/10. watched it for 3-4 minutes before giving up on this dirty look autist. i wonder how many people gave up on the stream once caveman started
BOY I BET THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSINGIF ANYBODY WAS WATCHING THAT IS
>>344137913
Retarded normies that think save vs kill is just the hottest meme
>literal reset
>An actual RESET
Holy shit how often does that happen?
>watch him still not be able to do it
How did they fix it?
what are you drinking, /v/?
>using dxtory
damn the load times are drastically cut down too
>>344137989
Looks like the problem is that it needs to be uncapped fps not capped.
>>344138016
funny as hell it was a rhetorical question
In before this shitter fucks up again
>>344138017
>fat
I got everything else down pat tbqhwyf
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>344138071
Water you BITCH.
Oh, it actually works now
>>344138071
vapin
MAD MAN
>>344138082
ANON BTFO
>>344138065
he got it first try after the reset what a champ
>>344137960
Looks like Gabe desu.
>He did it
>>344138082
>he does it smoothly the first time
>>344137350
>I tuned in at the end of both of these
>>344138060
Can't remember the games but 1 or 2 other runners had to reset cause of technical problems.
>>344137696
Anonymous, and you're on the site.
>>344137109
I found this for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awu-9COiqGI
>PC """""""""""""""""""""""""""'speedruns"""""""""""""""""""""""
wew
>>344138071
Water. I have a monster in my fridge for some overwatch later.
He did it
>>344138140
At least you got to experience Ty.
>>344138071
Strawberry liqueur and lemonade, tastes pretty good tbqh senpai
>retards thought it was just him being bad
>>344138071
Pineapple juice
Waterfags be jealous
>>344138071
Delicious water.
>>344137650
Absolutely love em. Post more pls
>>344138178
sounds pretty fruity, tbqhwyf
DIE DIE DIE
>>344138071
apple juice + soda water
>>344137430
KAZOOZLE
Will the run proceed smoothly after that?Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.
>>344138071
2 day old, lukewarm bottled water
>>344138071
my own semen
>>344137202
Is there anywhere where I could read about this stuff? It sounds pretty funny.
>Die! Die! DIE!
>>344138071
A single cup of wine. Fuck me, it's not even gonna give me a buzz.
>>344138071
Water. It's all I drink anymore.
>>344138071
Scotch because i dont have control of my life
>>344138216
Brutal.
GOTTA GO FAST
>>344138269
How is it?
that was a payneful first three minutes
>>344138217
tastes bretty gud senpai
>>344138270
Pretty sure Chibi has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
>>344138071
Izze, clementine flavor. Tastes good, man
remember when AoEII was run?
>>344138306
salty and sticky
>>344138306
salty
>>344138307
meme
Just drank one of these white, cum-looking Monster since I just started working
MP2 seems amusing as a run atleast
>>344137317
Someone change DUDE to WOW and give Jak a Naruto headband and it will be perfect
>overwatch
Fuckers don't know about John Woo
Give us more Plaid Girl
>that pizza jump
>max plane
the pizza is aggressive
>>344138270
These threads have the occasional Chibi discussion. But most of it is videos anyway. You coupld probably just find the SGDQ 2014 Tomba run on Youtube and follow a thread of recommended videos to see most of it.
>>344138071
Costcos rasberry/green tea vitamin water. It's pretty good.
did anyone here manage to make the transition from lonely neet to sucessful normie?i just want some friends
>>344138367
Why would you do that to yourself, monster tastes awful
Anyway lads, are runs up on youtube yet? 2lazy2check.
>Him doing it first try after messing with settings
So what was the problem?
>>344138348
Forgot that was a thing.
>>344137202
>Then had his balls exposed on stream by Caveman.
W-what?
>>344138350
>>344138354
I wish I could enough citrus fruits
HE FUCKED UP AGAIN
CHOKE
>>344138432
DXtory
I'm going to go urinate everyone
>>344138402
kek
CHOKEEE ON ITTTTT
this nigga sucks im leaving
BYE
>>344138384
Somebody made fanart of an audience member at a speedrunning marathon for just existing. Wow.
>kill people
banned
>>344138426
Get a job, go outside, join a club.
>the fire doesn't hurt
>it does hurt
this is okay.jpg
>>344138403
it's been a while
>>344138071
I was drinking some alaskan amber ale
Finished it up right before the Jak and Daxter run.
Oh my fucking god.
My sides aren't gonna recover for weeks.
>>344138429
I agree, 90% of monster drinks taste and smell like poison.
This white one is pretty good though, compared to the rest, its kind of lime/lemon tasting, doesn't smell like death either.
It does look like I'm drinking half a liter of cum though.
>>344138384
Draw 4am fatty please.
best level in the fucking series here
coming up
post pandass
>>344138432
DXtory was limiting the framerate, which stopped the trick from being performed.
>>344138432
fps was too low
physics simulations are only capable of handling small and specific timesteps, but this problem wasn't really prevalent in old games so the devs didn't think of working around it
which is why crazy shit happens
>Jak and Daxter is my favorite PS2 platformer
>missed the run
o-oh
>>344138443
Chibi got up to do jumping jacks and Caveman pulled Chibi's pants down and grabbed his nuts.
>>344138504
>j-just get a job
>j-join a club
How are you shitposting from heaven grandpa
ZIMBABWE
>>344138426
>tfw lonely neet with friends
Were there any wife's son donations yet?
>>344138534
damn, the Jak and Daxter run was that good? everyone is shitting their pants about it. I gotta watch the VOD
dam I feel like playing through all the payne's again.
>>344138569
iktf hopefully they uplaod in time for a boring block
>>344138569
Watch the VOD, it's a fantastic run.
>>344138569
You literally missed the best run so far.
>got to the Owen Wilson part of the J and D run
Haha holy shit.
>>344138569
>don't care about J&D at all
>watch the Demon's Crest run instead because I missed it and it was supposedly the best run so far
>miss the new best run
>>344138609
It was great.
>>344138426
>>344138579
Yes, and theres no two ways about it.
You need to git the fuck out of your comfort zone and get a job.
Once you have a job you should work on getting one with a lot of colleagues your age and downtime, then its easy to make friendsif you try to
>been there
AHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, that's enough for tonight.
>>344138496
wish I had fanart done of me, especially of that quality
>>344138579
Hes right. Literally go get a job at your local fucking grocery store and talk to people.
If you can't do that then why do you want friends when you're clearly too autistic to hold a conversation with people?
>>344138608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWlFPq7Z40
>>344138569
here's the VOD, f a m
https://www.twitch[dottv]/gamesdonequick/v/76689322
>>344138426
Just give up.
You can only go from having friends to becoming neet, not vice versa.
>>344138661
>have no normiebook
>don't get hired
rinse, repeat, realize technology was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ruq_VM8ndo
>>344138748
Just make a shitty one with mostly everything hidden.
Come on anon.
>>344138609
Bruh, here.
twitch tv gamesdonequick/v/76689322
It starts at 1:34:00 and then after 5 or so minutes skip to 1:51:00
I was in tears from laughing so hard, holy shit.
You gotta watch the whole thing if you have the time.
BANNED
>>344138709
Have some Delitized JC as a token of my gratitude
so ronery
banned
>>344138071
Summer drink: Lemon Juice, coconut milk, pineapple juice, vodka. Freeze that then put a couple of spoons in a glass, fill it with some fruit soda (or sprite whatevs)
>>344138682
>Christopher Poole
An additional cherry on top. Love it.
>>344138426
I did.
I have friends who I see about once a week, and I have a FWB.
Persona 3 made me a normie oddly enough.
Who /hotpink/ Tracer here?
>>344138681
>Literally go get a job
I'm not sue which is more cringeworthy, this usage of literally or the rest of your shitpost, you don't even realize I wasn't the person you were replying to, either.
>>344138123
bro me too.
And water. Max comfy
>>344138834
who?
Does anyone have the deus ex vod? I missed it.
>>344138769
>when your band is only known for max payne
Honestly I wouldn't have it any other way.
Ok if they let you run games with F words why cant you just swear on stream?
Retarded organization. Only watching for this one day for these great runs.
What does /v/ think of the pink haired tranny on the couch
>>344138868
What's vaping like? I smoke cigs every now and then but is vaping a meme?
>>344138787
That doesn't work. They'd even prefer a twitter account, according to my last two interviews, which I can only assume explains job turnover in my state.
Y do they keep saying "nice hardfall?"
>>344138865
Your post was cringeworthy.
It really is a question of LITERALLY just getting a job/activity where you'll be forced to be with people.
Bang. You're dead, May Payne.
>>344138794
>He was in Andaconda
"WWOOOOOW THAT'S A BIG SNAKE"
"I BROKE MY NOSE WOOOOW"
>>344138906
It's totally different.
I mean, it's a family friendly stream.
You can't have REAL people saying curse words.
>>344138875
It's the second best behind Jak and Daxter. Get on that shit anon
>>344138748
>i dont get hired because i dont have facebook
the fuck am i reading
>>344138681
>If you can't do that then why do you want friends when you're clearly too autistic to hold a conversation with people?
its a basic human need, just because you want it doesnt mean you know fucking how to get it
>>344138661
right, im not the same guy and im sorry for blogposting on chinese imageboards, but everytime i try to make friends i feel as if people know theres something wrong with me so they dont want anything to do with me, but i dont know what the fuck it is
>>344138948
Why?
Do they ask you about your facebooking habits?
What the fuck kind of job that would be?
I made my facebook when I was 23 - after I got my job, just so I wouldn't be excluded from all the colleague talk.
>>344138880
Known in Finland. They also made two songs for Alan Wake.
>>344138496
>Just for being cute
Fixed that for you
>only at 15 minutes
is he above par (despite screwing up a few times) or does captain baseball batboy escort slow his shit down a ton?
>>344138989
>Night at the Museum
>Waow I'm a tiny cowboy, this is so liberating
>>344138952
>It really is a question of LITERALLY just
I'm not sure why you're repeating the same inane babble, but you appear to have issues making your rhetoric congruent with reality.
>>344138875
It's in the Hexen VOD.
>>344138426
Start speedrunning Prompt and you'll become a normie in no time.
>>344139065
I've never been this small
>>344138875
gamesdonequick/v/76671979
starts around the 1hr:24min mark
>>344139005
Sounds like plain anxiety, you need to distract yourself from thinking about what they are thinking of you.
Hard to just do - but for example my shit job helped with that.
When you interact with 40 users on phone and your 30 colleagues every day, it becomes very apparent that people don't actually give a shit about you unless you get far enough to make them.
>>344138998
Dude.
>>344137295
it was good run to watch if you're not interested in speedrunning.
>>344138906
Just shut the fuck up. You've watched all of this and didn't accidentally tune in for back to back two of the best runs of SGDQ.
No one fucking cares and no one is convinced by your bullshit tale of hatred.
Yes it's absolutely retarded that they allow M rated games but if the runner uses strong language they're given shit.
Just say that next time. There's no need to invent this elaborate story that no one believes or cares about. This is /v/. Who fucking cares? This is the one place where you DON'T have to invent lies to feel important.
>>344139067
Seems like seeing the word used 'literally' even correctly, triggers you into oblivion anon.
>no donations
>>344139005
>>344139014
I'm not sure why you're shocked by this unless you've been where you're working for over 5 years. My last place of employment didn't give a hoot because it was local, but any office work or national retail chains will want access to your social feeds, and if you say you don't have them they assume that's a lie.
I'm still living with roommates dumb enough to cover me for a while longer so inevitably local openings will happen, but this is the reality of modern HR (which is now completely bloated and useless)
>Non-stop shooting people to death in bloody battles is completely fine
>But saying "Fuck" gets you banned for life
Someone explain please
did they fugg????
>>344138946
It's a cleaner way to use nicotine. It's cheap to make your own flavors, too. I'm vaping a rum and cream mix right now, but you can find any flavor you want.
>>344138848
>I have friends who I see about once a week, and I have a FWB.
What's a FWB?
>>344139065
>I don't even sound like that WOOOOW
>That part where they impersonate Vince Vaughn asking for Car Keys
Announcer is dead
>inb4 the SGDQ 2016 highlight compilations are just the Jak and Daxter VOD
"Nice hardfall"
what did he mean by this?
This run is pretty boring.
Where the cute anime girls at?
>>344138946
nah maybe in america where obnoxious people do it and preach it but here in EU everyone does it.
It's nice, cheaper, you get different flavors and can do it indoors and it smells real good. Really nice and relaxing
>>344139123
it really annoys me that we can't have twitch links. BUT i've also been here since 2007 and know damn well what happened to cause us to have to work around it.
Even now fags still advertise their streams with dogshit threads. If twitch links were allowed it would be terrible.
>>344139132
not him but as much as I enjoyed Dude Crest, DX was more funnier
>Hot party
>oh no, a in-game character cursed, he should be banned, etc
>no one donates
What is going on? Is USA the only one who shells out money? No one in EU is watching?
>>344139257
yuroshitter and a vape fag
please kys
TAKE A BATH
>>344139267
>Europoors
>having extra money to donate
Not in this lifetime.
>>344139267
Everyone blew their loads on J&D.
Also europoors don't have any money to donate because of Brexit
>>344139267
brexit bro, they can't spare their monopoly money to charity
>>344139309
>kys
kys
>>344139267
>giving money to ISIS
lol
>>344139337
car kys
>that tongue twister
>>344139337
>>>kys
>kys
kys
>that donation
>>344139191
>literally just get
>just get
>get
Unironically check your privilege
aaaaaaaaah
oooooooh
>>344139347
Isis is just as bad as catholics.
>>344139309
So mad because other people enjoy things you don't
>>344139362
>car kys
cah kys
>>344139362
returns k
did they cut back on the "sad" donation messages where people say how their _____ passed away from cancer?
>>344137036
Christ it's been abysmal so far this year
Anything hype coming over the weekend?
>>344139261
I didnt see Deus Ex. So far it's
- Rob Sneider
- Dude
- Pacifist Homocide run
>>344139347
>not giving money because of Israel, aka the jewish ISIS
lol
>>344139434
are you retarded?
>>344139434
I haven't heard many of those so I'd say yes.
>>344139434
Maybe, I haven't heard any so far.
>>344139396
ISIS are muslims. No one is as bad as the muslims.
MAX DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS
>>344139201
Well im not in murrica and I have been at my job for exactly 5 years now.
But you are assuming you are not being hired because of a private facebook profile?
also
>retail
Well I don't do that atleast, for them it may actually matter that you have social skills.
Though I'm on a service desk, so social skills are just as needed.
>>344137696
me
i'm here
>>344139434
Now that you mention it. Can't recall any.
>>344139434
No.
But the charity for SGDQ is MSF, not PCF.
>>344137202
>>344138270
>Chibi will never get his own version of the CWCki
>>344139267
>it's 11:45 am in Yurop
We are currently working, including me but I work for the government and we're lazy as fuck so I can browse 4chins and watch agdq. btw I'm not greek
>>344139434
MSF is the charity for SGDQ, not PCF
>>344139475
>>344139486
>>344139496
are you also mentally retarded?
>>344139130
yeah i guess
thanks m8
Christ its THAT level now
>>344139379
Getting a job is a process anon.
I didn't say "take a job".
>>344139353mfw I live one kilometer away from KYS
>>344139520
Sorry. Sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.
>>344139520
yeah they are.
really proves that half the people watching this are oblivious to fucking everything lol
>>344139434
"We've got a 100 dollar donation from 0DogJr who says, 'Hey guys this is my first time donating. I love what you're doing for a good cause. My father died of nose cancer last month. This is going toward KILLING the animals!' Thanks for that donation!"
>>344139520
No, but I think you might be.
>>344139434
>TFW no people calling in saying their uncle in central Africa recently died of aids and that's why they're donating
MORE OF THEM
THERES FRIGGIN MORE OF THEM
>>344139491
Your mom is as bad as muslims.
>>344139563
>no greetings from germany
>>344139548Samoin
>Donating for his brother as a present
>I might lose my job
What did he mean by this?
75k....is this a new low for sgdq?
>>344139653
He's European
>Lots of cool runs and showcases hidden behind paywalls
>Everyone just donates to kill/save the animals which literally doesn't unlock anything
>>344139653
失æ¥
>>344139684
no, that's extremely good for this time of day.
>>344139494
>assuming
No this is directly what was relayed from human resources as to how and why I could improve future chances. Presuming I had enough friends to have a twitbook to shit on, I definitely wouldn't want one as the only idiots who would try to interact with me (read: ask for money) would be family members. Retail hardly takes social skills here, you just have to not be fully disabled, and my first job was retail. (and the only one I look good coming out of, because I wasn't fired for "too many hours")
I almost got a job at an IT service desk myself, who couldn't care less about my online profile, but they had a lot of people applying and assuredly someone was more qualified.
>>344138426
>wanting to be a normie or have friends
Why? Solitary confinement is literally the best way to live a life. Watch films/tv-shows, read books etc. If you want to talk to people, then just spend time on /v/.
>>344139684
It's graveyard shift in the states, and it's also coming down from that J&D run.
A bomb max payne
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>344139706
chill bruh, the good donation incentives are always met anyway. don't have an autistic seizure or anything.
>>344139731
Sex's too good
>>344139706
>and saving teh animuls is in the lead
I think this SGDQ is heavily skewed to favor US watchers. The best runs have been during prime time US when it's 3 am for Europe. Everytime I watched, there was shit being streamed. I check out the schedule and see something interesting only to find it's urn at 4 am local time. Fuck this shit.
>>344139769
Is it really?
>>344138661
>>344138579
>>344138681
>no job
>no car or license
>live in the middle of nowhere with parents
>basically no personal income whatsoever
i'm fucked p much
Explain "greeting from germany" meme please
>>344138426
I fluctate a ton
I don't know which life I prefer.
Having friends and such is fun, but also a fucking bother when you just want to spend a few weeks only leaving the house for work to recharge
It's Payne!
christ
>>344139762
Not him but usually every single donation incentive is met. This is pretty sad.
Why are comments the biggest amount of cringe?
I love those HOYPE fails. Serves them right
>>344139769
tried it once and even though it was nice, I don't want to jump through hoops to get it
>>344139731
>Why?
3d women
someone to hang out/play games with
not feeling suicidal
>this run
>>344139831
If the middle of nowhere is under ten miles than get a bike and start endurance training.
Otherwise yes you are fucked.
>>344139809
Well golly gee, its in the US. Fancy that coincidence
>>344139851
Get him!
>>344139867
I swear some of them have to be padded to get more people to donate.
There's no fuckin' way Doom got that much money, that fast earlier today.
>>344139769
>>344139817
I've had sex with 5 girls, but haven't had any for the past 4 years. I don't really miss it. It's good, but the amount you want it isn't proportionate to how good it is. Fapping does the job fine.
>>344139706
That's the way this shit works, and that's the way this shit will always work.
Who was Max shooting at, /v/?
Was he shooting at God?
>>344138748
>everything is at fault but me
How is that comfort zone treating you
>>344139956
damn...
>>344139867
>usually every single donation incentive is met.
Except that's not true. There are always at least a few that don't get met.
>>344139956
He can't shoot something that doesn't exist.
>>344139831
>>344139904
Other neet guy here, I bike pretty much everywhere and it didn't take more than 2 months to get used to it. I can even make it to the beach from my house now (but usually just stay at a friends, beachside when I do, because fuck biking in Florida at night)
>>344139956
Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question
>>344139728
Sounds very retarded, I'd tell that HR cunt that she should do their job and evaluate me on in the interview process, not everyone gets a free job like women in HR.
Not saying its not hard, getting a job will always be immensely more difficult if you have zero friends because 99% of companies prioritize the candidates pushed by the employees.
I'd just make the pretend accounts and thats it.
Any company that wants me to have a twitter account can go fuck itself.
>>344139960
>No this is directly what was relayed from human resources as to how and why I could improve future chances.
>muh comfort zone buzzword
Still have no idea why you'd spend your time in heaven shitposting, gramps
>>344139986
Edgiest post I've seen all summer, nice work kid
>>344139817
It's really not, it feels good but it's not worth the amount of effort that you put in. If you want someone to have a relationship with that involves sex then it's worth it, but sex alone isn't worth it at all.
>thought that Bionic Commando run was the 2009 reboot
>it's just the NES game
>>344139831
I commuted 3 hours a day by walking, train, tram and bus for 3 years anon.
>out of ammo oops
>>344139769
>he fell for the sex meme
>>344139769
>>344139929
>Think about sex all the time, but know I have no way of getting it, I don't even know any girls
>I'm probably not attractive enough anyway
>Fapping dull as shit now, have to go without it for a week for it to be any good
>Four years to wizardhood
I've been much just accepted at this point that I'll be sexually frustrated forever
PAYNE! DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS!
>>344139731
How old are you anon?
>>344139904
>>344140104
It's not that I couldn't just bike or take the bus, it's that places around here want you to know how to drive. They won't hire you if you don't have a license.
do you guys think i should apply for this lab assistant apprenticeship at my local hospital?
i hated lab at college (UK) but i wanna make use of my qualifications
>>344140150
Just get some SSRI's, they usually do a pretty good job of killing your libido.
this was ok
I had a dream about my Wife. She was dead, but it was alright.
Easy
>>344140040
The problem is it's not HR in charge of it, even the cunts in charge of making every workplace issue sexual would be able to view a resume and conduct an interview and come to a conclusion. Middle management, however, is the number one block, in my experience. They are either trained badly from the top or (usually) end up hiring in their own quirky ways. There's not much that can be done aside from wait for a local small business to start hiring. Usually happens around fall. Just a few more months and i'll be back to making just enough money to be comfortable, but not enough to live alone without roommates.
>>344140150
>Four years to wizardhood
C'mon anon. If a loser like me can get at least one girl, anyone can.
>>344139903
Why didn't they continue with the photo realistic thing?
>>344140206
So get one. Takes literally an afternoon
>completely empty room
>I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. It was alright
See? It makes sense that he forgot Mona in MP3 and only cares about his family!
>earthworm jim music
>>344140206
This might be just culture shock for me but why the fuck would they care about your mobility if its not a job that requires it?
I actually get paid for 86% of my fares
>>344140150
Just fuck a whore to learn that sex isn't some unattainable holy grail
>>344140258
>akes literally an afternoon
not if you live in a country with half decent road laws lol
>caveman walking in to the audience and posing at the camera
>so many fucking normies in this thread
>I w-want f-friends
>I w-want sex
There's a reason you can't get any, deal with it.
>>344139731
don't do it for too long. if you're not one in a million you'll feel lonely and depression is inevitable. also it's very hard to get back into a social life once you abandoned it for too long.
>>344140252
Because facial animation.
woah, that fat guy got slim extremely fast? what's his secret, I wanna use it and make a tons of cash from selling it
>>344140150
Sex is overrated. More work than payoff.
>caveman memeing
>>344140324
what the fuck are you doing caveman
>Caveman
Dat caveman lmao
>>344140150
you're literally wasting years and years of mental fucking strain for something that -really- isn't that good, think of it like half life 3, once it comes out, it'll be shit and ultimately disappointing, it really isn't that bothersome anon, just get a hooker and you'll see for yourself
The absolute madman
oh caveman, you card.
REPLY TO THIS POST ONLY IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN
IM NOT
haha so funny and random
Literally kill yourself.
CLAP
I fucking love caveman
Caveman is god.
Should have done some jumping jacks.
>>344140214
Few people have exactly the job they want. If you wanna use your qualifications take what you can get.
SourPls
>>344140330
Where's the guy spamming that normie pasta when you actually need him
>>344140330
Anon, you're the dearest of all my friends...
>Caveman dropped his fucking pass and didn't notice.
I'd prefer if you would sit in the chair correctly
>>344140248
You probably have your life together. I don't even know any women.
>>344140302
>>344140389
Whores cost money, which I don't have.
Wait what did Caveman just do?
MADMAN
>>344140237
Sounds like ass anon, I'm lucky I got my current job and I'm still keeping it, I had much less luck with small businesses (this is corporate as fuck).
Well good luck, whever you are, maybe move if this is very localized.
>Caveman
Where were you when Chibi shot Caveman at GDQ?
>>344140386
to be fair, sex is really only fun if the other person is as into it as you are.
hookers are definitely not as into it as you are.
>>344140471
i want to lick his tummy :3
>>344140397
Yo. "Sex is shit" is only a meme by people who get ugly girls and can't do shit in bed
>tfw fucking a total qt3.14 literally the entire day
>>344140447
Then maybe your problem is that you don't have disposable income. Get a good job and maybe girls will have sex with you without you explicitly paying them for that service.
>>344140471
But did he do it quietly?
>>344140447
Either get your shit together or kill yourself. Now shut up.
>>344139731
Nah
That's what I think until I get out and do something actually fun, and then it's like, what the heck have I been doing all this time
I mean chillin by yourself is just as great, it's what I do 90% of the time and I feel nuts if I don't get that time, but that's just rest and relaxation. The world is so big and full of so many experiences and life is meant to be lived
>>344140471
TOO YOUNG
Caveman is a weird fucking guy.
>>344140530
>literally
>runner's choice
>no runner
Money wasted.
>>344140447
Then look for a job or try autism bux
We're moving in circles anon, you know what to do and where to start, so fucking start
>>344140584
why couldn't he be this fun during a run
Who is the pillar man?
new thread
>>344140630
new thread
>>344140630
new thread
>>344140630
>>344140584
>>344140613
What was he doing, I missed it
>>344139731
god no
>>344140339
is right
I felt good about having that stance from like 18 to 24~
I have a few friends I meet mybe 2-3 times a month but nothing beyond that, earn my money without having colleagues - the craving and urge for human communion is harsh as fuck now at 28
I'd undo it all if I could.
>>344140447
I'm 25 with no job, still living at home, and sleep with a daki.
My life is far from together, anon.
>>344140532
>>344140605
Yes, I know. It's a chicken and egg problem. I can't get a job, so I have to deal with the mental strain of my libido.
Thanks for the posts anyhow, I know I'm a lost cause.
>>344140591
9 times a day, each session lasting 1-2 hours
>>344140648
SourPls
>>344139731
If you know how to make fap better than normal sex. If you know how to make money from home without spending all your time on it. If you truly know how to unfuck your head and face your demons that will appear when you've been alone for a long time.
>>344140461
Thanks. I think i'm going to take my first boss' advice when I left and just stick to the business I work for next that's local. I assume that will look better, and last longer.
>>344140397
It wasn't even difficult.
>>344140489
what's with hyperrealistic sexdolls?
>>344140397
fuck your rules!
>>344140648
I missed some of it as well, but he laid down on top of the chairs, purposefully fell off, then laid on the floor for a bit before jumping back up.
>>344140667
I've had sex, have a job, don't live at home and still sleep with a daki.
Is that bad? Are dakis that creepy? I've kinda stopped paying attention to social norms a few years ago.
>>344140675
No you're just a faggot. Get your shit together instead of looking for excuses left and right you dumb shit
>>344140650
>the craving and urge for human communion is harsh as fuck now at 28
yeah i hear you anon. i had a great social life from age 18 to 23 and then i became a disabled person.
now i'm 27 and i'm excruciatingly bored all the time in addition to all my friends abandoning me because everyone secretly hates spending time with disabled people.
even if you ignore the fact that i'm in physical agony all the time, the mental strain of depression and loneliness really fucks you up over a long period of time.
is there any game that you'd like to see run that's not on the schedule?
>>344140258
what if you're incredibly bad at it no matter how much you practice
I will never understand how literally everybody is able to do it so easily
>>344140680
>make fap better than normal sex.
Well cant compare directly but considering toys, drugs and porn I probably do that.
>make money from home without spending all your time on it
got it
>If you truly know how to unfuck your head and face your demons that will appear when you've been alone for a long time.
Ahahahahahaha
>>344140814
>Is that bad? Are dakis that creepy?
I think so, but I'd be lying if I said I was for sure.
It's a safe bet to say so, though.
>>344140828
I can't. My shit is beyond fucked, you have no idea. I'd sit here and describe it to you, but the thread is over bump limit and will die soon.
I'm 26, I don't know how to drive, my family is poor as hell and I'm unemployable. There's a lot more to it than that, but it's a fucked situation.
>>344140871
Any of the original Thief games.
>>344140871
No One Lives Forever.
Does anyone even run it?
>>344140871
Thief 1/2
There's this Polish dude I saw doing runs where he was leaning into objects to launch himself across the entire map, it was great to watch.
>>344140530
It's not that "sex is shit", it's that it's more work than it's worth.
But I'm sure you're some Alpha Chad retard who already left the threadthank god.
>>344140667
>>344140814
I'll buy a daki once I'm not with my parents.
It just seems comfy to sleep that way.
>>344140695
Better than your hand I guess.
wtf is a daki
>>344140891
>Ahahahahahaha
If you block the river water will start to clog and eventually find some way around the blockade.
The river is your psyche, if you just blocked one stream of it and think that all is gonna be fine you're wrong. The water will find it's way, and it would be in a form of psychological disorders that you will eventually have.
>>344141268
My demons are here and have been for 3 years now anon
Theres no unfucking this without actually getting a social life.
>>344140871
Starfox Adventures
Unskippable, laughable cutscenes.
The outrage would be amazing.
>>344141386
Someone post the comic. I'm bored.
>>344141339
What are your demons?
>>344140891
I can make masturbation feel amazing too with drugs and everything but it always ends up feeling incredibly empty without someone else to share it with. Starting to get real tired of it now that I'm 22
I've had sex a couple times before but it was nothing because I wasn't really attracted to them
Even though it was always one-sided crushes for me so far, I miss the feeling of being in love. Puts a fire into everything you do and feel
>>344141640
Yeah, objectively looking at it the "I just need someone to love" sounds retarded but in the end you are either good enough to be happy by yourself, or you need someone to make eachother happy.
Haven't felt love for someone since grade school or something
I'm pretty sure le meme serious sam game is a sign that the good runs are over, and it's time to sleep
>>344141640
Love is a biochemical reaction that never truly lasts. You need to learn how to live and enjoy things without it or you no different to a drug addict.
>>344138832
don't do this it makes mustard gas
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