http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>17 Year-old Marcus Jackson was stabbed and mugged for his iPhone after allegedly playing “Pokemon Go” a new app released by the franchise on July 6.
Not even a day
>Police say Jackson was just walking around playing “Pokemon Go” and didn’t realize he had stepped into what is know as a bad neighborhood. A local store owner said he saw Marcus Jackson was stabbed and his belongings stolen right after recording the incident he immediately called the Chicago police department.
>The store owner said “This kid was just looking at his phone I don’t think he had any idea where he was at or that he was being stabbed” Marcus Jackson is in stable condition and we’re told he will recover his main concern at this moment is getting his iPhone back.
>>344118103
>all the rarest Pokemon are in places like Detroit and Chicago
fake and gay
>>344118103
>See a shiny
>It wanders into cracktown
What do
Natural Selection
Good.
Pokemon fans deserve death
>iPhone
Deserved it.
You can't blame the game for that. People get distracted by their cell phones and iPhones all the time. Shit, their normal phones are enough, can't count the number of times customers aren't paying attention to anything because they're yapping on their phones and run into other customers, displays, the walls, etc at the store I work at. And thugs will be thugs, they see a target and they're all over it like ugly on ape.
When does this crap come to europe? I want to delve into the Sharia Enforced areas to get shiny charizards.
Honestly, not the kids fault that nigs can't stop chimping out.
It's like a fire that never runs out of fuel.
>>344118520
>Sharia-enforced areas
>not shiny Electrodes
>>344118481
The ones who stabbed him make it relevant to those other headlines
FAKE
GAY
DELETE THIS SHITTY THREAD
>>344118414
Here, have my old one. You need to use the good things in life :)
>>344118103
joke article
>>344118481
>Elderly Woman disappears during magic show
No one ever said being a pokemon master was easy
>>344118481
>Gorilla lives matter
so just black lives matter
Mankey dindu nuffin he a good pokeman need mo' money fo dem TMs
i called this shit like a year ago
Nintendo handing out red pills
>>344118348
C R A W L I N G
>>344118789
hurrr hurr u so smart
So what you're saying is Marcus Jackson, a black youth, got stabbed for an iphone by another black youth, in a ghetto? This isn't news.
>>344118320
YOU GO INTO CRACKTOWN AND CATCH THE MOTHER FUCKER
THIS IS POKEMON NIGGER
DO YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST???
YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO GO INTO CRACKTOWN IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A MASTER FAGGOT
POKEMON
POKEMON
>>344118481
>Zoo Security Guard Who Shot And Killed Gorilla Admits He Was Aiming For The Child
I love the idea of some fat nerd walking outside in public for the first time in years only to have his phone snatched.
>Having your expensive phone out in a bad neighborhood increases your chances of getting mugged
CALL
THE
PRESSES
So you telling me this many people on /v/ cant identify fake articles?
>>344119516
Most /v/irgins never interact with the outside world, and if it's something that they can use to shit all over something they hate they believe it unconditionally.
>>344119516
I'm a simple man. I read the OP and I post whatever I think will get the most replies.
>>344118348
Easy there, Edgy McEdgelord
>>344118103
>living in a 60% white country
Literally asking for it.
>>344118103
>Chicago
I fucking love living close enough to hear enough about how bad Chicago is but far enough to avoid being killed by a nigger.
>>344118481
>gorilla had ties to isis
the absolute madapes
I can't wait until some dumbass wanders into the woods and gets eaten by a bear.
>>344120316
All you gotta do is have a pair of timberlands and niggas won't fuck with you.
>>344118103
>Normies are going to believe this
>>344119845
>Being Aussie
>Having no protection from all that skin cancer
LOL
>>344120935
"Mommy... I almost... caught... an Ursaring..."
Niggers gonna nig
>>344118103
Are we really gonna pretend this isn't exactly what we want?
>>344119845
Wait what are the other 40%
>>344121283
It's fake you retarded /pol/ faggot
Not surprised.
I'm already expected some raging autist to break into a somebodies home or a store at night in order to catch a rare Pokemon.
This game is going to cause a lot of bad things. I've been saying this since the announcement.
>>344121382
Mostly spics.
Heyy maaan
Datsa nice lookin' Gyarados ya got there....
What's level is it?
>>344121009
As if they won't try to steal them from you or your cold, lifeless corpse after stabbing your honky ass.
>>344120935
Do you seriously never wander into the woods because you think that will happen
what a life
yup. /v/ is still fucking retarded
>>344118103
>believing anything on this website
>>344119191
>>344121886
I always imagine the world seems like a strange and magical place for stupid people.
>>344118465
Does texting your mom inadvertently lead you into crackhouses often?
Everytime I forget this site exists and don't think it's a parody news site
>>344118348
ow the edge
>>344118103
So, he was out of usable Pokemon I take it?
>>344118967
>>344119826
>>344127000
>I'm a fucking lobotomized parrot who takes everything at face value squawk squawk
Lame. You're all fucking lame as fuck
>>344118103
I know this is fake, but if a situation of death occur because of the dumbass player, could they sue the game?
>>344118103
Fake news, but I know this is gonna eventually happen.
It's just a matter of time.
>>344128129
Tch, those kiddos just don't understand guys like us... Just let the little sheep play with their little toys, hmph...
>>344118103
Stable is not a condition
Robert
>go outside
>get stabbed
This is why I'm a shut-in neet.
>>344121382
MINORITIES
>>344130083
It's fake, fearmongerer. You won't be stabbed for stepping outside.
>>344130271
>Went to the movies
>Girl stabbed me in front of the doors for Finding Nemo
Fuck you, I went outside and got stabbed.
>>344118348
What is it like when you pull back the curtain
And realize every wrong is a right?
Your world is rusted like a dirty razor
The edge is calling tonight
>>344121382
Mole people
>>344128412
Doubt it.
Retards have been killed a couple of times in the last few years because they were taking selfies in dangerous places or just crossed the street, only looking at their phone.
>>344130083
Nigga, you aren't gonna get stabbed if you go outside.You'll get shot.
>>344118103
God, I hate this place. Fuck 87th and everything in between.
>>344119516
This happens all over the internet. Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan... nobody actually looks at the source of what they're reading. They just react to it.
>>344129976
*folds arms and shakes head* Pitiful humans.
>>344128129
*nods*
humanity is a virus that needs to be wiped out.
I'm glad somebody finally had the guts to say it.
Well done.
>those related articles
>>>>>Marcus Jackson
At least you could try
>>344128129
>>344129976
>>344132963
>>344118789
Well done, genius. You found the joke!
>>344118481
what site is this?
Pokemon Go really needs a different warning screen when you login.
>Around blacks, never relax.
>>344118481
Fucking delete this
>>344132963
*sheathes katana*
They're all dead, anon-san. I didn't even break a sweat.
>>344118103
>believing every news you read
Don't be so gulliable anon
>>344118103
>cartelpress.com
Also>>344118481
>Design game that sends Caucasian males into bad neighborhoods where gangs will relieve them of their consumerist goods
>Said white bois will then run home to mommy and daddy and demand the newest iphone
I wonder who could be behind such a flagrant attempt to move wealth from the middle class into poverty-stricken thugs and minorities.
>>344118103
>it's a /v/ gets tricked by onion-like "news" episode
inb4 merely pretending
>>344118103
>Having bad neighborhoods in first place
3rd world
>Eyyy boi das a nice' dratini you after innit?
>Well you gots to prove you can handle my boy here's 'dratini' if you get what I mean
I can wait for the reports of 20+ something guys walking arround the elementary school playground with their phones out
>>344121382
People who commit crimes that because of white guilt liberals have more rights than you.
>>344121382
WE WUZ KANGS
>>344135164
N' Nidokings an SHIEETE
>>344118103
>feral nigger appears
>it uses Knife
>it's super effective!
>>344118103
NO ES FAKE
>>344121382
Latinos.
The solution is simple, we need more Asians and Ukrainians so we can make better games.
>>344131404
>Someones never been to England.
>>344118348
Its way too early in the morning for this edge man
>>344118103
I bet it was a nigger.
"switchblade I choose you"
>>344118967
>>344119826
>>344127000
>>344130510
>>344138951
>the only argument pokefags have is a buzzword.
>>344138684
Nigga, literally everyone everywhere always played pokemon. Don't act like it was some niche franchise, you autist
>america
lmao
>>344118103
Why is America so much full of ghettos?
>Go to Detroit
>Only Pokemon there are Dark type
>>344139091
Nobody is arguing with you. Just pointing out that you're an edgy faggot. Could you give us your parent's phone number, champ? I'm scared to see what's happening to your classmates when you find daddy's gun
>>344129976
>>344132963
god damnit you guys
>>344139219
>live in Louisville Kentucky
>haven't seen a single ponyta or rapidash
The fuck bruh. Horses are like the only thing we're known for.
>>344138684
Pokemon has always been pop culture, Kill yourself fuckin asstard.
>>344119516
I believed it because shit like this really happens to people
>two elderly people drive into a dangerous neighborhood by mistake because Waze directed them there
>shot to death
http://www.cnet.com/news/following-gps-a-woman-is-shot-dead-in-a-dangerous-neighborhood/
Now I don't know if kids are dumb to walk so much with their iphones in their face without noticing where they are, but I can easily imagine something like this happening
This is a satirical news site like theonion.com, you know?
>>344118348
>>344118103
>>344118284
>Mew and Mewtwo are in Damascus and Raqqa only
went on a bike ride 1.5 hrs ago
>claimed 6 gyms
>caught a lot of mon, among them a 402 CP Victreebell
>actually was mountain biking for the first time in years
>saw pic related
WHY IS THIS WORKING
>>344140767
>needing to play pokemon to go out and enjoy the summer
kys
>>344118348
>>344118103
Team Rocket isn't fucking around anymore.
>>344118103
>instead of deport the whole area
>liberal cucks literally go out and say b-but its a bad area dont go there its your fault for being stabbed
>>344141205
where do you think you are?
Will this shit run well on a 4S?
>>344139219
>there's only Jynx and mankes
>>344118348
And people playing mobage crap as well.
>>344118103
Yknow amongst all this pokemon Go shilling I realized something. Nintendo's strategy with this shit is truly brilliant, they're going to attract so much attention to their brand with this shit its not even funny.
Of course it does mean they're going to devolve into casual bullshit further, and any interest I or other older fans will have in them is now gone completely, but from a financial standpoint its fucking brilliant. Every normie has a smartphone, millions and millions of them emulate on them or at least know Pikachu.
They're gonna bank hard on this shit, I'm rather disgusted at how obvious this shit is.
>>344121775
I-it's...
>stands tall
Level 74!
>niggers gasp and start to back away
Aww, shiet! Imma blast off againnnnnnnn!
>>344140767
Cool piggos
>>344145450
>Of course it does mean they're going to devolve into casual bullshit further, and any interest I or other older fans will have in them is now gone completely
You dumb nigger, Pokemon is THE casual franchise.
>>344141905
/pol/ triggered by fake stories. Pretty typical.
>>344118103
Lel so what the shop owner was just hanging outside his shop leaving his shit unattended in a bad neighborhood . There was a killing in an open area next to a shop. Didn't name the city. Why you gotta post fakes news.
>>344118103
>game doesn't have the cutest Pokemon
Its not even worth dying over.
>>344118593
underrated comment right here
>>344118465
You dont understand!
We need to lie to the public so that it was because of pokemon go, that way people can sue nintendo and so we can win 10 million dollars!really, fucking sensationalist press, WHO THE FUCK CARES!
>>344141205
Well to be fair i'm out the rest of the year and only come here for summer
>Entire shopping area
>Only one pokestop
>ONE
when are they adding more
>>344118103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NDvxOmlDgA
>>344118103
>Chicago
Nothing to see there
