Has /v/ been enjoying Pokemon GO?
>>344104060
is that the same gunfag that found a rattata in his house
also any eta on USA iOS release?
>>344104197
Nigger it's been out for the last few hours
>>344104197
it's out, son
>Download it at work
>Find a bunch of okay pokemon
>Walk a mile and a half home
>Only 2 fucking poke stops in town
>Not a single gym
>Only find a single eevee the entire way
What do I do with the, "empty," PokeStop in my neighborhood?
>>344104197
Search it on Google for iphone
>>344104609
>remember being psyched for ingris after I heard about it
>download it
>start
>1 hot spot within 25km
>Fully expect pokemon GO to be exactly the same, if not worse
Life is suffering living in the middle of fuck-nowhere.
>>344104875
The sad part is, i live 10 minutes south of my states capitol.
i hate canada
>Tfw this game gives me a reason to leave my house
I'm probably having a ton more fun with this casual little thing than I should be having.There are a ton of gyms and hotspots a short drive from my house, going to go claim one once I hit level 5.
Fucking incense only attracting pidgeys every few minutes.
Can I choose a girl and get away with it without my friends knowing?
>live in an extremely violent city in which walking around with your phone in hand is asking to be robbed
>need to play it on safe places such as college, malls and stuff
Still, amazing game.
>>344105005
>drive
Get a bike, anon. Riding around listening to kusic and catching shit will improve your health
Anyone else see other people playing it? I saw a couple walking towards the Pokestop I had just stopped at.
As for the game itself, it's kind of satisfying to walk around. Want to go and hatch the egg I picked up
>>344105198
Where are you from, anon?
RIP
>tfw live inArgentina
>can't find a single fucking Pokemon no matter how far I go
Suffering.
>>344104060
The only places with a decent number of pokestops in my city are a park known for being a junkie meet up place and high chances of being mugged, and the university campus 40 minutes away. The rest are pokestops scattered every 10 blocks or so which makes this game unplayable.
>Tfw cant play anymore because it keeps crashing in loading screen
it was fun while it lasted tho my house had like 5 voltorbs
Has it been released worldwide so?
>gym closest to me is actually a church
So I don't know much about this app.
Can you battle Pokemon?
>Chose best starter Charmander
>Just captured a Bulbasaur
Fuck yea
>>344106171
same
>>344106171
>the priest is the gym leader
>you have to fight all the nuns to face him
>>344106420
>lives in an area of bulbasaurs
>chose charmander
It's actually worse because it will take you forever to evolve charmander since you won't find any other to get the candy
>>344106310
no its just a candy crush clone
How do gym battles work? Do you just do the real time battle, win, and claim the gym, or what? What are the benefits of claiming a gym?
>>344106761
Oh fug, I didnt think of that
>Literally every single name that I enter pulls up an "Isn't available" or "Error Occurred" message
>>344106716
>ghost and fairy type pokemon
THE HYPEST SHIT
>hit level 5
>go to join team at gym
>I'm blue and I'm a FEMALE
>I'm red and I'm a FEMALE
>I'm yellow and let's fuck shit up cause i'm a dude brah
Wtf is nintendo doing?
>>344104060
No fuck this stupid shit I can't play without going outside. I live in Arizona and it's July. Fuck that
>see green leaves popping up in the same area
>tells me 9 different types of pokemon are near me
>literally standing right on top of the green leaves
>green ring popping up in unidentified pokemon part
>no pokemon to be found
what am i doing wrong?
>>344106947
I conquered a gym and after a day I didn't get anything, some people said I would get coins (fucking liars)
Gym battles are just tapping the enemy Pokemon as fast as you can, you don't use moves, just tap.
HES A MADMAN!!!
>Someone took over the gym I was holding onto within the past hour
The hell? Its like midnight who hang around a park at midnight to take over gyms?
how old are all of you again?
>>344106171
>gym closest is a ghetto park bathroom
This shit is dumb as fuck, yeah I'm gonna risk going out at night downtown and catch rats. Can't wait for the first news article, man killed over pokemon.
FUCK HE'S TOO FAST!
>>344107384
That's not pokemon. Pokemon look like sonar shot when you haven't seen the pokemon yet, get to the sonar ring and th end touch it to catch.
porn of the professor when
>live in Canada
do you actually have to leave your house for this?
So how do you activate the camera function? Its just the map on my phone and I can't figure out how to activate it.
>>344105005
> a reason to leave my house
It's always over 100 degrees and the air's polluted as fuck where I live. Pokey-mans ain't worth it.
>>344107793
You have to find the pokemon first anon
>>344107778
yea
A kid already fucking died playing this game.
>>344106171
>Closest gym to my house is literally the high school
>Mfw all day pizza-faced perma-virgins will battle in study hall to control the gym
>Mfw a small army will be created there and once school is back in session will become literally unusable
Thankfully there's another gym near the swimming pool
>>344107561
Old enough to not give a fuck any more.
>>344107875
source now
>live in Chicago
>99% sure those booms outside are fireworks
>still unsure if I should go outside at night
>2 GB RAM requirement
This kills my S5 Mini
I highly doubt the game even takes 2 GB to run.
>Scyther
>Try to catch it 3 times
>Game freezes everytime.
Fucking dropped.
>>344107968
his ass
>>344107968
>>344107875
false
>>344107657
this guy however should watch where he's going and not play Pokemon around a FUCKING AMBULANCE
>>344104060
Doesn't show up on google play for me, well have fun guys.
>>344104979
Ottawa-fag here
Should I even bother trying?
>>344108080
translation?
>>344108080
>>344107778
Depends.
My apartment is constantly popping up shit.
Just open it when driving and click the shit that popsup.
You can catch it at a red light or stop sign, no big deal. You don't have to catch it in that physical location once you click it.
>>344107992
But all that gun and knife control will keep you safe anon.
>>344107717
>the pokemon yet, get to the sonar ring and th end touch it to catch.
do the green leaves mean anything at all? is it any indicator how close i am to where the pokemon actually is?
>>344108168
Child dies falling off a bridge trying to catch a virtual Pokemon.
>>344108080
>>344108168
Translation: OP is a fag
>>344108327
What kid is walking alone on a bridge in the middle of nowhere?
I call bs, even if that is some beaner country.
>>344108168
Youngster dead after falling a bridge trying to catch a virtual pokemon
Any news on Canada Release?
hahahaha
>>344107992
>implying anywhere that isn't downtown is safe on holidays
Good thing I stay way outside the city but sucks that I have to head up to O'Hare to work
>>344108289
Seems to be nothing but flare. I've tested out both sonar and leaves and leaves mean nothing at all it seems.
>>344107771
It's true suffering
>>344107368
this
already uninstalled this meme game
>>344107778
With a gps spoofer you don't have to
How can I get pussy with this game?
Girl owns gym near me. How do I stalk?
>>344106420
> Charmander
>>344108562
You will receive a ban, the devs banned for that in their last game ingress
plz..
>>344107628
I already saw one about a kid who fell off a bridge while trying to catch one.
Team red representing.
Why cant I find any pokemon in my house? I dont have mobile connection to go outside
O fuk
>>344108826
inb4caterpie
>>344108813
in the closet anon.
>>344107817
It's the same thing where I live.
I still leave my house.
>>344108289
>>344108506
Walk around near leaves, and pokemon will pop up more often, but you actually need to be walking
Wait, are you actually expected to go outside for this? I actually have a pretty good neighborhood for this, really big and mostly old people but I would still feel like a huge chucklefuck walking around pointing my phone at nothing. Is this free? Maybe I'll consider it.
>>344107628
When I went out recently, a Zubat spawned literally in the middle of the fucking road, then I saw a Caterpie that spawned on some train tracks.
I mean, it's one thing to have a system which could potentially distract people, and another thing to have a system which spawns shit on busy roads and train tracks.
>phone isn't compatible
>>344109104
It's called Pokemon: Go (Outside you fucking fat autist) for a reason.
>>344109104
Freemium.
Pay2grind better than others.
You don't need to pay at all to "catch em all" but I'm betting gyms are hard to "hold" if you don't pay.
>tfw mobile game is suppose to incentivize movement and weight loss
>closest pokestop is inside a buffet
Also if I see ratatta one more fucking time...
JUST
>>344107628
Already happened.
That's goood, literally natural selection.
>>344109104
You don't actually need to point your phone at anything.
>>344109104
just act like you're texting you donut
do i need 3g/4g for this?? i downloaded it on my ipod will i be able to use it with no wifi??
>>344109269
>>344109249
You're actually "jaded" and "gay"
It's fine how it is.
>>344109269
Faglord
I love how it requires 2 GB of memory to download and then proceeds to only use around 100 MBs
>>344109269
Atleast your phone has a nice resolution
>>344109371
Why are you upset? I just said how it is to me, you can't get storage upgrades or lucky eggs without paying unless I'm missing something.
>>344109329
no the whole point is for them to track its users and have free open access to their cameras
>>344107438
>mfw laughing at this wreck of a game
>people are actually discussing a mobile game because nintendo
This board is dead.
Goodbye.
Pretty interested, is this like miitomo where it asks shit like your personal life?
>>344104060
Im disappointed overall, I imagined there would be more interactivity with the VR and actually looking for pokemon, rather than just walking into a zone, click, capturing and walking out.
I hope it gets frequent updates for new features because its massive wasted potential at the moment.
>>344108034
It runs decently on my 1GB Moto G.
>>344109518
Nintendo didn't make this
>>344109518
Hey, I love pokemon and I refuse to play this piece of shit. Phone games are all shovelware tier.
>>344109518
You won't be missed.
...
>>344109467
they cant do that with just gps?:(
>>344105671
Im from Detroit, nobody laugh.
I live in Japan but use an Android phone from America with a Japanese sim card.
I can't find it on the Google store, is there something I'm doing wrong?
>>344109756
how's japan?
>>344109249
>Pay2grind better than others.
Its P2W
In the next week no one will ever be able to take a gym because of broken farmers using incense
>live in tiny town
>3 pokespots on my street, a few gyms in town, more spots all over town
I expexted so much less. Its pretty good but the servers are down. And fuck me it eats battery power
>>344109020
'bout time someone did this. Gen I gets a pass for 'whatever' reason always. Are they adding more Pokemon or is this just Gen I?
>>344109518
This is the honeymoon period, trust me in 1 week this game will be universally hated because people are going to see what gyms and the """"""combat""""" look like
>>344109756
Go to the google play site and download from there.
What does it mean when the bottom right bar, the one displaying the Pokemon nearby, is flashing green?
>>344109828
Incredibly humid. There's no reason to live here this time of year, I wish I could just travel home for the summer months but I don't think I could keep my job that way.
Luckily I live in Tokyo now so this game should be interesting.
>>344109269
>>344104609
Hi Manny :^)
Did someone already claim this
What a wonderful day to be Anthony Burch
>>344110085
unclaimed gyms are grey I believe.
>>344104979
I don't understand how in this day and age of globalization we still have rolling regional software releases. For what purpose?
>>344110085
unclaimed gyms are white and dont glow red or shit like that. so yes.
>Want to play this becuase i live in >London
>not yet available in the uk
This sucks
>mfw my neighbor 2 doors away is a gym leader
>>344109756
Thinking about moving to japville soon. What's it like living their as an ameriburger? How much of the language is necessary to learn in order to live there? Job?
>Can't think of a name
help
>>344109753
There are colleges and malls in Detroit?
>>344107817
>It's always over 100 degrees and the air's polluted as fuck where I live.
What part of LA do you live in Anon? I'm in Pasadena.
FUCKING RATTATAS AND WEEVILS, LEAVE ME ALONE!
>>344110216
knock on his door and school his biych ass
>>344110253
fuck off you weeaboo retard. you're exactly the kind of person the nips would hate, even the westerners living there would despise you too
>>344109269
Rude
>>344110169
IT'S TO MAKE US ANGRY!
>>344110257
CuntDestroyer
>>344104060
Which countries are supported?
Or is it completely randomly generated?
>>344109269
I hope you die in your sleep tonight.
>>344110371weevil go then if thats how you feel
How are people finding pokemon in their house? Shit's not working
>>344109596
I doubt it. It's about as engaging as ingress, so I doubt they'll put much effort on what is essentially a side project if they don't put much effort in their main game.
>>344110593
luck or incense
>>344110459
Fucking hell calm down, he didn't even post a smug anime face or anything. If you really go absolutely fucking nuclear just because someone was thinking about moving to Japan then it would be really nice if you could just neck yourself already.
>>344110593
Incest
>Thought I chose boy
>All my achievements are "Punk Girl" and shit
Did I fuck up? It looked like only 2 choices and I picked the short hair.
>>344110593
They aren't always there
try leaving it going for a long time, like 10-20 minutes
you should get some encounters even if they're just crap
>>344104060
I met an emo boy at McDonald's while Pokemon searching, I'm enjoying it pretty well
>>344110593
They seem to randomly show up whenever when you stay in one place.
>>344109269
This anon will die in his sleep tonight if you reply to my post.
>>344110781
Oh that's dark
>>344110882
>There are people in here who didn't choose Team Mystic
>>344107817
>balmy 70 to 80 degrees and air is crystal clear
>live in Wyoming
Just imagining all the pokemen I can't find.
>>344107992
>>344109269
>tfw people steal your meme less than 3 hours after you made it.
>>344109269
nice meme
>>344110812
Nope, that's normal
>Someone literally walked out into the park near me in the middle of the night and claimed the gym.
So it's begun.
Own 2 gyms here in random part of PA
feels good. Any other Pennsylvania brothers?
>>344109269
i dont have pokemon go tho
>>344108140
I live in Thunder Bay, population of 106,000. I've caught 35 pokemon, hit about 2 dozen stops and 3 gyms all within 3km of my house.
Ottawa is probably bumping
>>344111096
Noted, thanks.
>>344109269
o no
>>344109269
BAZINGA
my phone lets me choose high accuracy to low accuracy in GPS
should I stay low accuracy so my character will run in game randomly?
>>344110593
Walk around, or flail your phone around like an ape. I take mine with me to get coffee, and there's usually a zubat in my kitchen.
Earlier today I was fappan and a fucking drowzee was in my porn, shit was weird.
>gym is in a u.s army base.
>>344110253
Do you have a Bachelor's degree and are you fine singing the ABC song while embarrassing yourself daily? Or are you a programmer?
It's easy to live here without Japanese as long as you're well-adjusted and social enough to make it in your own country. If you're just running away or trying to leave something behind, you're not gonna find what you're missing here.
It's a much more fun place to visit than it is to live, but it's an incredibly comfy place to live once you get over the cultural shock. It's surprisingly 90% similar to the West, but that 10% difference is what makes or breaks it for most people.
>>344110946
I call bullshit, blue's the best color, so it makes sense that you should be blue team.
>>344111096
Is this some kind of progressive push for gender identity stuff or
I mean, I picked the male but I don't remember getting the whole "So, you're a boy? Is that correct?" and I don't even think it labeled that character as male. Is the whole thing trans
over/under one day until someone kills another person in a car accident while trying to catch a pokemon?
I accidently picked the girl! How do I change to a boy?
>>344111265
>gym is in Area 51
>>344110336
Bakersfield!
I think I found my new main
>>344107561
Old enough to not give a fuck anymore.
>working late night in an apartment complex
If I would around each floor, will I find shit?
So I learned that there's a fuck ton of these inside of airports. The perks of being a flight attendant.
>>344111430
>Area 51 is the most heavily guarded military base in the US for the sole purpose of being the boss of the gym
>>344110773
>nuclear
>neck yourself
so it's a neo /v/ post
>>344111356
it shows the male symbol a few times
You shouldn't need an 'are you sure?' for picking your gender when the two choices are really obvious
>>344108648
>shit on the toilet
At least clean up before posting
>>344104609
UK
I have pokestops everywhere
I have two gyms in town
And I caught a Jynx on my staircase this morning
I named her a Nicki Minaj
>>344104060
Can pokemon evolve in this game, or do I have to find a random Charizard out of nowhere?
>>344109269
ebin
>>344111561
Im goin in
>mfw the dead veterans at the memorial by my house are all trainers in the gym
>be 35 year old robot excited about pokemon go
>install apk and start playing
>play for solid 3 hours
>a wild pokemon appears just pass the parking lot my apartment
>Throw shoes and shirt on
>as I am leaving, stacy i have had a crush on since i watched her move in is leaving as well, phone in hand.
>awkwardly say hi but she doesn't seem to notice because she is stuck on her phone.
>It looks like she is playing pokemon go too!
>Stacy is in front of me be a couple steps...that bitch its trying to get the wild pokemon!
>get super competitive but think im being cute and silly and yell goofingly "HEY THATS MY POKEMON!!!" and run full sprint by her
>Stacy shrieks
>as I go by, I notice her phone is on a facebook profile of chad
>I sprint a few more steps then realize I should apologize for freaking her out
>Turn around, Im a good 10 steps away from her now so I yell out "Oh Im sorry, I thought you were playing pokemon too!!!!
>Stacy makes...THE face....quickly gets in her car, tires squealing out of the parking lot
>I catch my pokemon
>On way back, I see some other Stacys on their balcony porch staring in aw at me
>Fuck it. Gotta catch em all
>>344111714
Good luck anon, and God bless
>>344111484
Damn, that Venonat is a fucking bear
>>344110781
that joke makes more sense than intended
>>344111363
I just hope it's not me.
>>344110274
They're run my wolves and staffed by Helspawn, but yes.
>>344111687
Both
How does one attain 25 charmander candy
>>344111687
Its entirely possible to find a random charizard. You can evolve pokemon, but it requires catching a bunch for their candies and then dumping them into one of them for evolution.
>>344111687
Catch a shit ton of charmanders and use their "candy" to evolve it.
Anyway to change clothing?
>>344111521
Do they make the males get into a QT uniform like the females also?
wewlad, this drove me to pirate an omega ruby decrypted rom and try it on citra. If I wanted to go outside I'd do it regardless of this phone app.
>>344111857
what car is that? looks nice
>>344111319
do you know any expats in the sciences? i'm thinking of grad/postdoc school work in nippon and also industry
>>344109269
why tho
>>344109269
what the fug
>mfw gym is Domino's pizza place
>>344104060
>4 gyms near me
>walk to two of them
>feel good as i know i can wreck this cunt's jigglypuff and charmander
>servers get all fucked up, lose my location and i cant use either gym
reeeeeeee
>>344111915
Nope
we all dress like chodes
>>344109269
anon stop.
Where's that fucking immunity cat image, I'm gonna start spamming threads with that
>>344111885
catch at least 8 charmanders. Release 2
>>344111830
>staring in aw at me
You deserved this
>>344109269
I want to bend you over a table and pound your bum
>>344111936
Thanks anon, it's a 2006 Nissan Altima, I love my car.
>>344111920
I am lady. And nawh. Most males wear dress pants and collared shirts. Then again so do I.
>>344109269
fuck you
>>344111857
>Zubat on the highway
>Ends with a high speed collision
Wait, so how does this work
Is it just a 'walk around and click on pokemon until you fill the pokedex' kind of thing, or are there proper battles and such
>>344111363
I was trying to catch zubats while carrying pizza yesterday and almost dropped them.
>>344111830
>35 years old
for fuck's sake man
>>344112286
The battles at the moment are just like little jousting minigames, but the cp and elements apply.
You basically align yourself to yellow, blue or red, and battle your pokemon at gyms to gain control.
>>344112136
What airline?
>>344110812
>>344111356
Punk Girl is a trainer class. These achievements mean you captured pokemon that are commonly used by said classes
>>344112286
All you do is find pokemon and throw pokeballs at them until you catch them. You can't even battle friends or anything like that. You can battle gyms but the combat consists of tapping the screen really fast until the pokemon faints.
>>344110216
School that fucking faggot and establish dominance.
Switched my sim to an iPhone and I still can't find a download in the App store. So frustrating, from the sounds of things on Twitter it looks like no one in JPN is actually playing it yet.
>>344111940
Ask yourself: would you hire someone who is great at science, but can only speak Spanish or French, even though you both can read English? It's the same idea - there's no reason for jobs to choose you over the thousands of other local candidates, plus the pay is significantly lower than anywhere else in the world due to Japan's interest in only having an overwhelmingly large middle class.
You could study abroad, sure, but there's no future in it. It's mostly just a vacation unless you end up pregnant with a girl and end up staying.
Not to dash your dreams or anything, but the reality is that unless you can speak fluently, you're limited to the only skill you can market in your foreign language - namely, foreign language services.
>>344104060
>gym right across the street
neato
>>344109269
;_;
>>344104979
>>344107771
>>344108445
>>344108537
>>344108690
I have a Australian Apple ID
Username: [email protected]
Password: PokemonGo1
Download it that way.
>Actually went for a couple walks with my dog today
>Saw a friend at the park
>Got a bit of a tan
>Decided to shave and clean myself up after the first walk to feel better about going out
>Caught a buch of 'mon
>Feel noticeably better
>All because of some shitty "video game"
:)
>>344112710
>have 2 gyms nearby, one of which is a fire station
>have like 6 pokestops, one of which is a church next door to my apartment complex
>>344106171
Pokemon go takes places marked in Ingress and makes them gyms and pokestops
They basically imported all locations from Ingress
>>344112465
>at the moment
I doubt it'll change
>>344109753
>Live in corktown
>Don't have to worry about shit because it's gentrification: the neighborhood except the rent is still dirt fucking cheap
Where do you live in the city, anon? Don't tell me you live out in the suburban sprawl between downtown and metro.
>>344112469
Delta. If you're interested they hire once or twice a year. It's worth it. My husband and parents enjoy the benefits of free flights. As do I.
>>344112634
thanks for your response. i've taken a cautious approach, extended time abroad is a huge undertaking. i'm fascinated by japan but i'm nowhere near fetishizing it like i think most of the EIT types do.
>>344112792
good job anon
im proud of you
Anyone know the exact amount of time it takes for pokestops to refresh? All the ones near me are playgrounds and i dont want to hang around long enough to get reported,
>be me
>playing on LA
>weedly appears
>>344109269
kek
Why do I not see any pokemon? There's a ton of them in "nearby" section but nothing around me.
>>344109269
>>344109753
>live in lansing
>on the white side of michigan ave.
>>344109269
good meme
>>344113079
I think someone earlier said it was like, 10 or 20 minutes.
