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What went wrong, lads?
These Pokemon suck is what went wrong
Literally no info on how anything works
what the fuck are the silhouttes that say nearby and how does it work
where are these nearby pokemon is it random?
what the fuck is the power up and how do you get more stardust
how do gyms work
how do you trade
Does Incense regenrate after a while?
>>344103193
Can't battle wilds. Can only fight at gyms. FUCK.
>microtransactions up the ass
Well can't say Nintendo didn't warn us.
Is it even worth downloading
No actual pokebattles lmao.
It's like every other cutrate 'fitness' game on mobile devices only people will ignore its problems because muh pokemons.
>>344103554
no shell out those sheckles
>>344103710
>Up the ass
You mean things you don't even need to buy? Why do you honestly need incense other than to be a lazy fuck and sit at home playing the game?
>people thinking Nintendo would release a free alternative to their handheld Pokemon games
lmao
>>344103545
>what the fuck are the silhouttes that say nearby and how does it work
Nearby pokemon, number of tracks are how close they are: 1=close, 3=far.
>where are these nearby pokemon is it random?
The poofs of leaves on the overworld, walk over them, pokemon appear nearest first.
>what the fuck is the power up and how do you get more stardust
Increases CP (combat power), stardust is gotten by catching pokemon.
>how do gyms work
Go to gym, take it, or fight gym leader to take it.
>how do you trade
You don't.
>>344103554
You get more incense for leveling up and shit.
You really don't need to buy anything.
>>344104075
>1=close, 3=far.
fucking FINALLY
Now I know which ones not to bother with
>>344104075
based
>>344104075
What if I don't see leaves anywhere? Do they appear again in the same spots?
JUST
>wanted a nice excuse to go outside and travel locally
>phone doesn't have enough RAM to play the game
Are they gonna make it so I can trade and battle my buds eventually?
Post your best mons so far
>>344104148
I mean leveling up is eventually going to be a pain, you'll need to buy balls unless you live in a bunch of pokestops.
>tfw go to my local park to challenge the area gym leader
>it's my sister
>>344104602
yes
>>344104417
As far as I've seen, yeah they pretty much keep appearing in the same spots.
>regret picking the boy
How do I reset my data ? I want to be the GIRL
>>344104517
>that font
>that resolution
>>344104647
>129 eevee
nice
>>344104847
>hating on based comic sans
Fuck off
>>344104602
You'd just get bitchslapped with those weak ass bitch pokemon
>>344104647
Check out these badasses faggot
Dubs decide my GO nickname
>the pit where the lumber company dumps their garbage is a gym
I'm intrigued.
fuck this gay earth
>>344105091
gay faggot
>>344105091
if 5 your name is TwinkTrainer
>>344104517
How do you live with that fucking font.
>>344104879
Thanks
Anyone know if eeveelutions are random? There's only one evolve option for it.
Well, I can't fucking sign in. That's probably the first thing that went wrong.
>>344104936
comic sans is LITERALLY a meme font
I know a lot of shitheads and turbofags say "meme this" or "meme that", but comic sans is - definitively - a meme.
How do you designate a significant location such as a gym or even just the spots where you get pokeballs and eggs?
>>344105175
Winrar
>>344104947
How do I make them better?
Oh wow
>>344105091
Faggotron
double taurus gym power
>>344105320
Pinche idiota
>>344105320
>South Americans
>>344104179
>tfw everything is 3
Any confirmed exploits yet?
Someone help me these fucking Magmars are everywhere, I try to get rid of them and they keep coming, I've caught 11 of them plz i can't take anymore they are hurting me help plz help
>>344105320
I don't speak cactus what does it say?
>>344105439
THIS.
>>344104936
>>344105272
It's clearly not Comic Sans anyway, you dips. In fact, it's something even more elementary.
>>344105463
Just turn the weaker ones into candy and feed them to your strong one and make the BEST Magmar
>>344105183
>>344104847
how do you not?
>>344105320
kek
How do they know?
>>344105517
>I don't speak cactus
huh
where's a safe place to get the apk from? i dont want no malware on my shitass phone
>>344105463
click Transfer
it turns them into Magmar candy to feed the Magmar god
>still not out in Brazil
Well it's not like I would risk my life anyway.
>>344105405
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND A TAUROS
>>344105463
Do you live inside a volcano?
>>344105314
technically you can power them up, but my strongest pokemon have come by me simply finding and catching stronger pokemon.
>>344105517
A kid died because he fell off a bridge trying to catch pokemon in pokemon go.
>>344104517
>Changing the system font in general
>>344105463
Where the fuck do you live? All I get is bug types.
>>344105679
Rare spawn is plains/savanna, or 5k eggs.
>>344105539
its "Purewhite" on android, if you dont use it your a nigger
>>344105517
a nomination for the 2016 Darwin awards
>>344104602
>250
>not 151
Is gen 2 in or what?
>>344105628
Download APKPure from store
Search Pokemon go
>>344105697
no, but like 10 houses have caught fire in the last 20 years or so in my neighborhood, and i try to transfer them BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OH MY GOD THERE IS ANOTHER ONE
>>344105628
it should be on the market now officially.
>>344105773
>>344105679
it was in a park
>>344105707
How do I get more moondust?
>>344105320
From google:
Die young to fall by bridge to try to capture virtual Pokemon
>>344105770
>Watching the shittiest anime series of all eternity
So where can I download this shit?
What do the blue bars under moves mean?
>>344105320
>app tells you to watch where you're going before it even starts
>even the visual is a guy walking, staring at a phone while he is about to walk into a gyarados
Same kinda idiots that run into poles or worse from staring down at their phone while walking.
Why gen 1?
Why not pokemon that are useful?
>Oh let's go check my mail, see what I can find
>End up roaming my apartment complex at ten at night, hunting for a Tentacruel that showed up on the near-by
No luck, but I got a Pikachu and a Horsea, at least.
>>344104647
This is what I have for now
>getting nothing but Zubats
>this app is not compatible with your device
what the fuck? I have a 2014 smartphone
>>344105185
yeah i wanted vaporeon and clicked evolve and got vaporeon. gonna be a bitch if you want all 3
>>344106114
jesus christ anon
>>344106114
>All those strong mons
>That Vaporeon
TELL ME HOW
>>344106052
Because everything after gen1 is shit.
Maybe now that it's obvious that it's true shitters like you will shut up.
>>344106114
How much have you spent?
Wow it takes 400 candy to evolve a magikarp
>>344105320
It didn't take that long, it seems.
Neat.
>>344104936
Stop memeing now
>tfw you live in the middle of no where and can't do anything unless you drive 30 minutes to go somewhere to play a shitty mobile app
wew lad
>>344105770
you apple niggers i swear
there is but 1 option for a LG burner and its not fucking Smartgothic
>>344105320
god bless nintendo
keeping that gene pool clean
Live in ghetto don't wanna get robbed for pokemon and my schnikes what should I do?
Only leave my house on Fridays and when going to store. I think I'm going to delete this honestly.
Only Ratatas and Spearow in walking distance fuck this shit.
>>344105463
Remove drowzee
I CAN'T FUCKING SIGN IN.
FUCK.
>>344106238
If gen 1 is so good why are the mons in it the worst and unusable?
>>344106114
just fuck my gyms up senpai
>>344106114
what hacks you using?
>>344104936
Fuck off Dan Gilbert, go give Silver one of the thousands of blowjobs you owe him.
>>344106268
Be creative anon.
I'm gonna use it as an excuse to get the stuff to make cheesecake and probably grab some drinks
>>344106127
Get out of your mancavefaggot
>>344106235
Capture everything. EVERYTHING. transfer the weaker shit to empower the stronger shit. Evolving a mon is better than catching the evolved mon.
>>344106245
not a dime, but i am tempted to buy the storage boosts. I got the game early yesterday so I had a small headstart over most of the players right now.
>See grass effect
>walk 2 minutes to it.
>disappears
>walk away
>reappears
You know what fuck this app
>>344106113
>there are autists LITERALLY skulking around searching for pokemans late into the night
This app was a mistake.
what does rhyhorn smell like
>>344106479You can't make me
So do Pokemon just appear around your circle?
Or do you need to ap on random spots for them to pop up?
>>344106248
fuckign serious? i really want one and cant even find one.
>the pokemon and pokestops disappeared from my map.
>>344106549
This. I'd love to go to a cluster right about now but it's almost midnight.
>Having sex with fiancee
>Phone vibrates that I'm near a pokemon, pull out and look
>Look and look
>Finally look down at fiancee
>Muk
>>344106341
if you actually lived in a ghetto you should already know how to live there and not be stupid enough to get robbed
if youre asking that question then your "ghetto" aint that bad as you think it is
>>344106598
They just pop in at random within the circle. After they appeared then you can tap on them to start the battle.
>>344105320
called this shit. waiting for rural player to wander too far off and attacked by a mountain lion or bear next
>>344106490
Okay now another question since you seem like you really raised your pokes.
Are Eevee evolutions random, or do you actually get a choice?
>grass effect at the top of the big ass hill in my townhouse complex
Fuck off Nintendo.
>>344106423
>I'm a fucking retard
That's really all the content in your post.
>>344106641
heh
>>344106114
GoT mane, Battle of bastards kicked ass. I'm strangely hype for next season so I can see Cersi go insane.
>>344106794
>mad as fuck I'm insulting his childhood
take of the goggles.
>NEARBY:
>nothing
10/10 app guys
some leaves rustled up near my inside my player circle, but nothing showed up
this is bullshit
>>344106273
Serif and roboto seem instantly preferable
>>344106604
I've got one, but no idea where I'm gonna get all that candy from.
>hiking with friends and catch some pokemon
>leave
>pull over to get gas
>forget Go is still running and killing battery
>open screen to close it
>see wild pokemon is near and tap so I can catch and close
>it's eevee
>eevee shows up in my passenger seat
I can't wait to see the random places these little bastards show up at. I'm sure there's bound to be some hilarious locations.
>>344105320
fake and gay, original image is from April.
>>344106851
This is an 18+ site. Please leave.
Just fuck my shit up fampai
>>344106741
I wanted a Vaporeon, so when I clicked evolve and it started the evolution animation I got worried. It's random, but I got the one I wanted.
>>344105320
The game is barely out for a few days and some retard kid has killed themselves.
>>344106654
It's because I never leave my house. My brother got stabbed by a crackhead doing laundry at night because my laundry machine is outside.
>>344107012
if you're over 18 you have no reason to like gen 1 pokemon.
>it's late at night
>the map doesn't update too well after i go beyond my own wifi range
>no pokemon nearby
I'll probably go for a walk tomorrow and see if it works but right now this kind of blows for me.
Question, is it better to make a weak pokemon strong and top their CP before evolving or it doesn't matter and should evolve right away?
>>344106154
>2014 smart phone
THATS THE PROBLEM.
>>344106623
>only one Pokestop near me
>it's private property
>fake location
>get every pokemon
What's the point of this?
>>344107019
not a single dime spent on micro transactions. playing the game and leveling up makes stronger mons appear. i ended up with a 214 eevee and evolved it into a 530 vaporeon and then powered it up a few times with the candies. I refuse to spend money on this game until I have a real feel for it.
>>344106019
ANSWER ME
>>344107192
He must have some shit-tier burner phone since my phone from 2013 is compatible
>>344107148
That is objectively wrong and only someone with a mental deficit would think that way.
>every pokestop I've found so far has been a church
What are you trying to say, Pokemon Go?
>>344107264
Car crashes will happen.
Imagine a Stantler and a Deer in front of your car at same time.
>>344107264
Kill yourself
>>344107374
I bet you still like pogs.
>app force closes if I try to sign in with Google
>website redirects to 503 every time I try to make a new account
Okay, I didn't want to play anyway.
Anons, is it possible to make friends with other Pokemon Go users? Can I battle them outside of Gyms?
>>344107378
Evolution is real, donate to your savior Arceus.
>>344107452
He's working on it
>>344106904
>that pic
A-am I a pedo now senpai?
>>344107531
No. Only gym battles.
Lewd poketrade when
>>344107264
The madman
I think I put my character as a female but I can't make it out for sure can someone post how a male character looks?
>Bought a new phone just to play this fucking thing
>Won't get to play until it arrives from China
>>344106813
it's fucking cash. Love where it's headed. Worst part about this season was the 10 month gap until the next one!
>>344107367
This is a work of true art, ascended above all else. See how the cartoonish caricature of the Rattata overshadows the stinking corpse of the true rat, thereby symbolizing the death of the natural world in favor of the shinier digital one
>>344107531
>other
I don't think player battles are implemented yet. Honestly I would've preferred to just pay 10-15 bucks and just have a normal pokemon experience with battles and such, this mobile game model is lame.
Are the servers down for anyone else?
>>344107647
Lopunny for my cunny
>>344105423
go take a walk then you fat fuck
>download pokemon go
>"oh look, there's a pokestop right behind my house"
>walk outside down to road a few yards
>collect pokeballs
>as i'm walking back, an undercover cop is slowly following me
Interesting first 3 minutes out in the virtual pokemon world.
>>344107165
The moves change randomly when they evolve so it's a gamble. I'd evolve first before investing
>>344107612
Little girls don't look like that, so no, you are not a pedo
It's a cash in. Ingress with Pokemon branding to get weebs and psuedo-weebs.
>>344106549
I used walking my dog as an excuse, but I was just kinda walking back and forth and just sitting in spots and got nervous every time i saw someone else walking around outside.
>>344104709
You know what you must do.
If I walk around my yard in circles would I find Pokemon?
Apparently you can collect free tokens or w/e every 21 hours
>>344107958
>>344106549
What's the big fuckin' deal? Nobody cares what you're doing on your phone as you walk.
So you walk around the grass patches to find pokemon? I swear if there's like 10 NEET at these patches at the park tomorrow...
>>344107706
Retard sneks piss me off.
>to avenge my not husbands family I must kill his family!
I hate Daenaerys she is so boring as a ruler and hopefully she also goes batshit.
>does jackshit in books does jackshit in show.
I still enjoy the show and the Arya arc redeemed itself with its conclusion, I thought she wouldn't have actually learned how to do it on her own thank fuck she did.
Of there were battles and trading and no Jews involved I'd pay up to $20 for a good version of this.
>>344105679
tauros is US exclusive, in case you aren't from there
Australia hasKangaskhan
and Japan hasFarfetch'd
>>344105850
250 is how many pokemon you can store. From what I've seen only Kanto is in for now.
>>344108095
how?
>>344108197
I know no one really cares. I walk my dog all the time at 10-12 at night, but there's usually not a soul out around here. there were lots of people out tonight.
>>344108238
What did yurop get?
Are there shinies in Pokemon Go?
This is a crucial factor for me
>>344108345
no idea m8 just know those three
>>344108207
Pokemon can show up anywhere. Sometimes they'll pop up while you're sitting at your computer at home. The main advantage of walking is more chances of seeing pokemon, and also using pokespots/taking over gyms
>>344108265
There should be something that says "collect" in the top right corner of the store screen. I hit it because I had no idea what it was, but it gave me some tokens and some other stuff. Now there's a timer there counting down to 21 hours
>>344108719
Is the icon a shield? Looks like it's a bonus for defending a gym.
Why no superior gen 5 and 6 pokemon in the game? Gen 1 pokemon were the worst.
As a weirdo who has just been sitting around my house and using the 2 incense given at the start, I have to ask:
What do pokestops do? I plan on finding one near me tomorrow or friday, but I'm curious of what their point is?
>>344108345
muslims:^)
>>344108876
Oh, shit, that must be it.
Haha I literally tried to take over my own gym with one of my own pokemon. Apparently you can do that and claim the bonus from it.
>>344108994
free caches of items
otherwise you have to buy them
>>344108994
pokestops are a place where you can pick up free pokeballs and eggs. You just have to tap the pokestop and then spin the circular thing that shows up on the screen, and pokeballs/eggs will fall out.
>>344108937
Probably bait, but its just starting off m8, give them some time. I don't even think the game has officially launched yet, it'll be some time before you get past gen 3 pokemon. Hoping they add gens 2 and 3 and player battles soon though.
>Someone just stole my gym
IT'S MIDNIGHT
WHO THE FUCK IS IN THE PARK AT MIDNIGHT PLAYING POKEMON
>>344109021
So Voltorb?
How do you catch things? Like do I just toss the ball and hope it works or what? I don't know what the green circle over the Pokemon means when holding my finger on them. Also, do I get any benefit for having a gym super fucking close to my apartment?
>>344105408
Antena 3 is from Spain.
>>344109194
Obviously autistic gay men.
>>344105091
Isis-leader/v/ don't get dubs retard also stop pretending to be retarded.
These types of games cause my autism to flare up more than most. I only played Ingress briefly because any time I was at a capture point, I'd start getting nervous as shit and get suspicious of any fuck I spotted.
Tomorrow I think I'll grab a one-day bus pass, catch a shitload of pokemon and capture every empty gym I see. I live in one of the biggest cities in New England, so there should be plenty.
so do I just sit at home and use incense?
or go to someones house?
or go grab food?
whats the ratio of location, pokemon and finding/catching them?
also can you actually battle
>>344109194
The man that's looking to lure you out into a dark park so he can rape you.
>>344109474
Big brother is watching.
>>344109194
Happened to me too anon. Be strong. Take it back tomorrow.
>tfw live in a bad area and walking around with my smartphone in my hand will get me robbed
>>344105320
>/v/ can' t even fact check
It's fake, you manchildren
>>344109607
And steal his pokemon, this my park
>>344109194
You snooze you lose faggot.
Ty for the Ez gym
>Pidgey just wanders into my house
Time to stay up all night and defend my home from pocket mons
>>344105091
xXxS3ph1r0thXxX
>>344109780
same, doesn't help it's 80-90 degrees outside everyday.
Better than Florida I guess.
>>344109780
>tfw live in an area where everyone is going to be catching pokemon before I can get to them
>>344110030
Guess where I am :,^)
>>344110030
>Better than Florida I guess.
>tfw Florida
Actually FL is doing pretty well, our abhorrent changing weather allows me to catch literally any kind of pokemon.
>>344103545
>how do gyms work
This was explained to you
>>344105581
>Just turn the weaker ones into candy
What? You can do that?
For fucks sake
Guys it's midnight and I just ran to a cemetery a half mile away from my house for a gastly.
This game is going to kill me
>>344109852
...I wonder what the odds are that the person who did it goes on /v/?
>>344110358
keep posting more
Can someone tell me why everything has disappeared from my map?
>>344110249
South Florida here. Ready to die.
>>344108345
Not the UK.
>download Pokemon GO to try it out
>Got the hang out of how things worked during a walk around my block
>decide to get into my car late at night and drive around some neighborhoods
>pokemon alert goes off
>its an execute
>going to catch it
>OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE SOME BLACK KID SCREAMS
>He had to jump out of the way because I almost ran him over at 5-10mph while catching execute
>black kid was spooked and walked away
>caught execute.
>>344110231
>>344110249
Don't die from methheads and retirees running you down.
>Go Doawgs!
Going to Vegas this weekend. Rest in peace with that weather
>>344110030
>>344110231
>>344110249
>tfw florida
at least I have a job where I walk around alot
>>344109893
That's what I've been doing, fuck these things, I've caught like 20 of them.
>live in suburbs, next to retention pond, creek, and forest
>only nearby pokemon are pidgey, rattata, and nidoran, all with 2+ tracks
End my life. How do people catch the good shit in their house?
How the fuck do you catch your starter . I keep tapping and swiping.
>>344110703
They're a higher level. Catch everything you see and you should level up pretty quick
There is literally a bunch of slowpokes at a building block in my school.
Good grief. Time to catch some slow asses.
>>344110770
You swipe up the ball to throw the ball at the pokemon. The faster you swipe, the further the ball will reach.
>>344110770
swipe from the bottom of the screen towards them
Who /Publix/ here?
>>344110536
Atleast he won't be able to rob anybody whilst crippled.
I lol'd
>Parasect spawns on me
>Waste 10 pokeballs direct hitting it before it runs away
WHY
>>344110429
In hollywood fl pray i don't get robbed anon
Who /ucf/ here
gonna haul around campus tomorrow to see what pops up
Just caught Niderino male so that was awesome
>>344110536
>execute
>>344110358
>>344110673
Tell me there are real, post more.
I need to see stripper's face, I have a thing where I like a nice face most of all
So if I have the app open on my desk, can Pokemon end up appearing in my circle? I was going to walk around my neighborhood, but I don't feel like it cause it's too late.
>>344107774
Just hopped into a dudes backyard to get a bulbasaur.
>>344106549
I'm in the military and a shit loads of marines are walking around playing this
Stop caring what people think
>>344111314
I've caught a few just sitting at home jacking off
>>344111158
don't go outside
>>344111426
No incense, right?
>>344110972
>all my fellow floridiafags in one thread
>tfw my android broke so i had to go back to my iphone 5
does it work on a model this old? it hurts just a little bit being left out
>>344110358
I would have imagined cameras not being allowed in strip clubs
kek people are dropping like flies
>>344107958
Your not fooling anyone dude just passed a guy at my recreation center "walking his dog" with his phone out blasting pokemon music.
>>344111595
FOR A FUCKING WEEDLE
guys theres a pokemon inside my pokeball but the game is stuck/frozen.
what do?
>>344111514
Nah I'm not using those until I find a free way to get it.
>>344111668
SABER
IS NOT
GAY
>>344111537
Georgiafag here is Florida weather worse than ours right now? I'm trying to save on power bill and it's always 80 degrees in my house.
>>344110557
Don't die Floridanons
>>344111720
Pokecenter's can drop them i believe.
>>344111595
>killed a man for a Weedle
Fuck. Beedrill's cool, but not that cool.
>>344110030
>Temperature regularly goes over 105 now.
I'm basically restricted to walking around at night, unless I go out in shorts and a wife beater.
Any experience with this app inChile?
>>344111827
heat index here in tampills bay was around 108 or something
>>344111764
Protest all you like, but it won't change the fact she won't be satisfied until she's in the arms of a cute Japanese girl.
>>344111595
>trying to catch a weedle
>>344111873
I've always liked Beedrill but he apparently sucks. Heracross,Pinsir,and Shedinja are my favorite bug types.
>>344111595
>no results
Can you please stop with the fakes?
>>344112007
>>344111962
Even during winter? I've only been to Florida in summer a couple years ago and I'm genuinely curious because Georgia gets cold as fuck during winter.
>>344110948
All the way at the bottom just swipes up Google now. How do I disable this shit.
>>344112252
>no results
Its a legit crash, but the pokemon go part is all fake.
http://www.wbaltv . com/news/threecar-crash-leads-to-traffic-delays-on-i95-north/40384334
>>344112078
Mega Beedrill's pretty good at least. I'm more of a Galvantula guy myself, but I think a lot of the bug types are cool and I hope we get more than one good bug line in Gen 7.
>>344112252
Google image search actually sucks ass though going to /hc/ for milf porn never ever get results for names .
>>344103193
Found Meowth and Ratattas near restaurants, found Diglet, Growlith, Sandshrew, Cubone, Rhyhorn, Clefary, Onix, Gravler and Ekans near the mountains. I'm returning for Clefary.
>>344111595
people need to stop posting fake shit wait till the real shit happens and not make it up.
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/threecar-crash-leads-to-traffic-delays-on-i95-north/40384334
>people getting pokemon in their houses
This is bullshit
The only place I can get pokemon is by a public toilet
>>344112281
it doesn't get below freezing basically ever
our winters, depending on where you are, are basically 60-70's, dipping to 50's rarely. Sometimes it ignores the fact that it's winter and goes to 90 anyway
>>344112557
Have you tried moving into the public toilet?
>>344109474
Was just at a gym but I kept disconnecting before I could take down the leader's Psyduck. (THREE goddamn disconnects with one hit left. Time ran out all three times and I had to reset the app.) After the third time I said fuck it and left. As I pulled out of the parking lot, a car with 4 dudes on their phones pulled past me.
The gym was in a completely closed strip mall, so there was zero other reason for them to go there.
>>344112663
Yes anon, im totally going to stand around using my phone around a public toilet renown as a gay hotspot
Not only would I get fucked in the ass with RNG I would get fucked in the ass with AIDS
>>344112413
I skipped b/w I need to play them some day. I love d/p but I dropped it after awhile, got back for x/y and exp share is babymode. I don't want to raise an Abra until it learns actual attacks. I'm playing through hg is Drowzee or Abra/evolved form better?
When is US release date?
>>344112754
It's already out.
>>344112754
its been out in burgerland dude
>>344112754
Few hours ago
>>344112694
inb4 people start forming gangs and killing each other over gyms
>>344112745
I remember Drowzee and Hypno kind of sucking hen I tried to use them. The Abra evolutions are definitely better
>iphone 4s can't run it
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
>>344112739
But you'd get your pokemon.
>>344112864
I unironically want to see headlines of this.
>Beat it, beat it
>>344103193
let me guess
you can buy candy for real money
fucking mobile trash
>>344113063
Its not worth it anon, its never worth it
Adding insult to injury the best pokemon only spawn at night, increasing in quality based on how likely you are to get raped
So enjoy having to walk through parks at 4 in the morning just to get the good pokemon
hey cucks, i found a way to sort of cheat the game but it seems to only work under a stupid set of circumstances.
so i figured out that if you enter and exit the app a bunch (not closing it out necessarily, just switching between apps), the gps takes a minute to re-find your position, and so it has your character wander around in a short radius for a sec. i live in a southern california suburb and my house is fairly close to a busy street. since my room is geographically close enough to the street where that radius clips into it, i was effectively playing the game without even leaving my room. i just activated the two incenses that you start out with and i was fucking SWIMMING in cool pokemon. nabbed an abra, gastly, eevee, jigglypuff, paras, all kinds of friends. try it for yourselves and see if you can pull it off; i might be a giant dumbass for even pointing it out if it was obvious or something but i'm a giant dumbass anyway so. fuckin video game, thinking i'm gonna be a well adjusted, physically active human being. not today. not before you get fucking rused.now i just gotta get more incenses, which does involve being physically active. rip my unhealthy ass
>>344113145
Worse; you can get infinite pokemon sitting in your fat ass chair all day using incense while spending real money
>>344112984
When does Abra actually learn moves? I'm trying to beat that asshole ghost type gym and get fucked by his Gengar. I prefer Todadile but decided to go Chikorita instead.
>someone spoofs geotags
>gets all godlike pokemon
>game is ruined
nice concept retard devs
>>344113181
You just don't want that pokemon enough.
You are undeserving.
>>344106154
Do you have android 4.4 or higher? I had to update my os to get it to work
If I download a GPS changer can I abuse the game?
>>344107264
ANON NO
Has anyone who used the apk early has noticed their map go blank?
>>344113220
>activated incense
Not a cheat. Working as intended.
I-i didnt want to try it anyway...
>>344113502
I tried
When you enable 'mock locations' the game refuses to update, so it doesnt work.
>>344113415
I tried but didn't work.
What happens when you fill up a pokemons CP gauge?
>>344113415
They're actively banning cheaters. You might be able to get away with it if you're smart about it, but you'll get banned if you suddenly zip across the country and back within 5 minutes.
>>344113502
It's the same dev as Ingress, they fixed GPS spoofing long ago.
>>344113554
What if I changed it to a place somewhat nearby?
>>344113608
Party van!
>>344113658
Not how it works. You need to have mock locations enabled on android to use those applications and the moment you turn it on Go refuses to work.
>>344110249
>In Miami
>Once again rated the worst city in the country
it's not all good in Florida...
>>344111087
Us GGers, ha!
>>344107367
goodbye rato
>>344113502
>>344113554
>>344113415
They've already been running this same game for years, they know how to deal with spoofers.
Do you know how easy it is to detect someone travelling at non-sensical speeds when you have their GPS data?
So can you actually catch Pokemon at a wifi connected location without from using the incense? I have always though of mobile data as a huge waste of money.
>no pokestop in a radius of 4km
Th-thanks Canada.
Got a good haul today
>>344113529
if you have incense active do they flock to you even if you're inside? am i this much of a dumbass
>>344113658
It seems to use high accuracy mode where it uses gps AND cell/wifi APs to locate you. I suppose if they don't match it doesn't allow your location to go through.
>>344111087
He got a fucking snorlax? Fucking shit I would kill for a snorlax.
>>344113808
I have gotten some sitting at home when the map refreshes now and then you just have to get lucky if you aren't using incense
>>344113042
>having a phone that old
That was the first touchscreen phone I got... 6 years ago. I would suggest getting a new phone..
>still not up on the play store
Fuck
>>344113181
Where do you live that you are concerned about getting gay raped?
>>344113790
It won't last. If anti cheat measures have difficulty with dealing with simple aimbots, how is some shitty app going to detect someone that spends a little time developing something that skirts detection?
>>344113042
>My galaxy s3 is just fine
Blame the forced obsolescence by apple anon. It could run it, you just aren't allowed to update your firmware
>>344114031
Because said app is just another version of another app that's been easily dealing with cheaters who are trying to spoof GPS?
>>344113863
Yep.
Where are the nearby pokemon? I didn't take this midnight stroll just for 6 damn pokeballs
So if I just leave it open will Pokemon appear? It's nearly 1am so I don't want to walk around my block, despite being in a rich neighborhood there is all of 1 street light on my street so the only lights are from the houses but looking at my phone screen kind of makes it hard to see.
>>344114131
It's a constant game of cat and mouse. If one thing is certain, there are always going to be ways around any security measure.
>>344112557
I heard you can get some hot ekans in the public toilet too
>>344114252
>It's a constant game of cat and mouse
No, it's really not. You're not listening to what he's saying, Ingress has been around for years now and cheating is a non-issue.
>>344113808
It uses very little data. I was messing around with it at work for maybe an hour total. Then I spent maybe another couple hours while walking around the neighborhood and while doing errands. Only used 14MB.
If I keep this up, it might use 500MB a month.
In the android version, how do I turn on that camera view or whatever for AR?
>>344113930
Are you just leaving the game on? Thinking about doing this.
>>344114021
Its in a suburban city, but parks are always gaybaits
>the local church is a gym
>pokemon center there too
I might just actually go to church for once
>>344113863
You still have to move around a bit.
From personal experience:
>Incense activated, sitting at home:
3-4 pokemon per incense.
>Incense activated, biking around:
20+ pokemon per incense.
Anyone playing with a Nexus 5?
Is your camera super dark too?
>>344114374
When a pokemon appears, at the top right should be an option for AR
>>344114342
A quick google search shows how you're wrong.
>>344114410
>6 minute abs
Man playing pokemon go arrested in gay bust.
>Not compatible with Android N
Fuck you
>>344114252
I don't think you understand or are just shitposting for (you)s. Ingress already solved GPS spoofing. They are behind this game, too, not Nintendo and are just using the same portals as pokespots and same tech whatnot.
>>344114401
My GPS fucks up some times and puts me at the wrong location, just caught a Venonant cuz my phone randomly said I was down the street. Think I'm going to turn off my wifi so it's even less accurate.
>>344113523
Someone help please
Help I don't wanna go here
how do i take a screenshot on android?
>>344114784
They clearly didn't.
>>344114367
Yeah but i'm not going to spend 20 dollars monthly to play a mobile pokemon game, would rather just emulate one of the other games on my phone instead if it means I have to put money into playing it.
>>344114893
hold home button and lock button at the same time
>>344106114
>Jeskai the flying mantis
I'm onto you, anon.
>>344114843
You got b& chump. Your device is blacklisted too so you cant just make another account
I don't get it, why didn't they make a gacha and call it a day? Like they would be printing infinite money.
>tried the app when it was leaked
>could see pokemon bushes around but didn't go out to get them
>saw app being legit released
>uninstalled apk installed one and installed legit one
>decide to try to spoof location(download install and spoof)
>open legit installed pkmn go
>finds my location but now there are no pokemon bushes around and there's a continuous circling white pokeball in the top left of the screen
>try removing and uninstalling spoofer
>same thing
I'm fucked, aren't I
>>344114972
Dont do this, it makes mustard gas!
I wonder how many kids are going to be shot or attacked by homeless people in abandoned buildings trying to reach a gym or pokecenter.
Caught a clefairy by this bitch
>>344114964
Ah, I figured you were just worried about it using too much, not that you didn't have data at all.
Have a friend that does that. Dude is notoriously annoying to get hold of, even worse that he hates text-based communication and only checks it about once a day.
>>344115098
Probably, Nintendo doesn't seem to be fucking around with these bans
>>344113608
you get exclusive access to the candy dolls gallery
>>344112025
She eagerly sucks Shirou's dick at the end of Fate.
Sure seems like lesbian activity to me.
>>344115157
Forgot to include image
The piece of shit barely ever picks up my gps signal.
>somebody already took the local gym
REEEEEEEEEE
>>344103901
Everyone's riding the new release hype train. I'm a nostalgic fuck like everyone else on this site, but I recognize this """"game"""" is just desperately grasping for microtransactions like every other F2P app out there
>>344115107
But I heard you can cure mustard gas by placing a magnet on your phone and holding it over your lungs, is that true?!
>>344115257
She just needed his mana
>>344115214
Luckily for me (not in the context of playing this game) I live next to plenty of wifi free zones. So there's a good chance im using one of them or just using home wifi, which is the problem, you need to be moving in order to get anything in this game.
>>344107674
You literally could have gone to any fucking service provider and they would have given you the phone right away
>>344115279
Hey!
We have a tank here too, but it's not an actual Pokestop.
Is anyone else getting errors when trying to make a nickname. I've tried everything including random letters and numbers with no luck...
>>344115227
This reminds me that I need to sort my Eva folder again ... and fap while I'm at it
how much of space does this app need in your phone?
>>344115479
its hilarious how many other active duty members are playing up here
>>344115279
>Tank
>It's a mine-clearer
>>344115317
>the local gym
There should be tons of gyms around. I know in my area there are like 5-10 gyms just from my apartment and down the street
>Eevees have been roaming in my area for the past 24 hours
>None get close enough for me to catch
>Go out and explore a bit
>More Eevees in my area
>None get close enough for me to catch
FUCK
Speaking of which, are evolution stones going to be event items or something?
What the fuck do I do when the game just hangs after i get a pokemon? I've already lost an eevee and drowzee because of this shit.
How the hell I'm supposed to find the gym? There's only one Pokestop in a radius of 5km and I can't out zoom more. Fucking Canada.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>344115560
111 mb on my phone. Its actually much lower than I thought it would be
>>344115480
Yeah, same.
>>344115480
Not random enough.
Try *nick*3gh
>>344115648
Eevee evolving is completely random. Good luck.
>>344105091
lol, there are no dubs in /v/ asshat.
>>344115678
and does it need internet in the street to catch pokemon?
>>344115662
I don't think your issue is Canada, if you live in a rural area, you're basically fucked
>>344115480
I'm getting crashing from trying to hit the accept button desu.
>>344115648
>evolution stones
Eevee randomly chooses one of the 3 possible evolutions when you pick "Evolve."
are chernobyl and fukushima stops/gyms? Cant wait till we get news of people not looking where they were going and walking into nuclear reactors
How are the actual fights? does the pokemons have the same attack as in the games?
>>344113858
nice job family
did you catch all those in the wild or any of them trained up?
>>344115648
use repel to get them to apear next to you
>pokestop 5 blocks away at park
>midnight and a bunch of blacks live by it
>drive instead of walk so i dont get shot
>park infront of park, fiddle with app S it calibrates and whatnot
>get pokespot things
>look up when i hear "ay yo man!"
>nigger literally standing outside his house in his yard holding his garden hose staring me down angrily
>speed the fuck off
I'll stick to daylight.
>>344115801
Yes, not much but it's required.
>>344115801
Ya, but as long as you have a halfway decent data plan you should be perfectly fine, its not too data intensive
>>344115869
tap once for their normal attack
hold for their second attack only if you built up the bar
swipe left or right to dodge attacks
>>344115761
>>344115828
the hell?
Well how many eevee candies do I need to evolve?
>>344115807
Kill me.
>>344103193
>What went wrong, lads?
Not enough threads on /v/.
>>344115828
>>344115761
I understand this is a F2P app, but that's fucking bullshit. Here's hoping you can easily trade for Eeveelutions when that feature eventually gets in
>>344105320
i cant wait for the lawsuit of its your fault im a good parent
>>344115908
All in the wild
well except primape who i caught at CP 297 and just powered up once
>>344115925
That was me, sorry about that.
I just wanted to ask if you had caught an Abra yet.
>>344115925
Omar coming!
>>344116000
Lots. More better to just catch.
Do you need data to play this outdoors?
When is it releasing in Canada?
>>344116050
oh, damn
your trainer level must be high
>>344116052
Fuck off nigger, we don't like your kind around here
>>344116154
Fuck you too!
I need my homie Alakazam, bitchass nigga!
>not available in my region
Is anyone else's AR super dark? The camera app works fine, but when I try to use it for pokemans I can't see anything.
WHERE ARE ALL THE POKEMON, NINTENDO. YOU SAID THERE'D BE POKEMON!
IF I GET RAPED FOR GOING OUT AT 1 IN THE MORNING IN SEARCH OF THIS GOD DAMN HORSEA, I WILL BE 200% MAD
>>344107264
WE CANT STOP HERE
THIS IS BAT COUNTRY
>>344116424
Use the mirror faggot, it's not out in 90% of theworld yet.
>>344116486
Same for me.
>>344114580
Why can't I be nameless?!
>>344116331
>Not making monkey noises
>I'm trying to catch a Primeape
>>344106114
Hey, I see you decided to go with Vaporeon over Jolteon anyway.
Good choice desu. I haven't evolved mine yet.
>>344116612
ALL THESE FUCKING DINOSAURS
>>344116486
Mine's fine.
does this work on moto g 1 gen?
Reminder that all of the stops were imported directly from Ingress. That's how they have so many already.
In Ingress you can actually take pictures of landmarks and request for them to be made into areas of interest
I haven't tried it yet because I uninstalled Ingress a long time ago and I'm already in a very stop-heavy city, but if any of you anons in barren areas want more stops, I think it's worth a shot to request some in Ingress and see if GO is still borrowing from that database. I have no reason to believe they aren't still.
post rare mons
>>344117110
>CP 10
>live in the suburb
>literally nothing around me
>no gyms, no pokemon, nothing
rip
>>344117015
Any android device 4.4 or higher.
isn't this game a little bit dangerous
people are gonna get ran over by cars, kidnapped, or stabbed to death by nigger trainers
>No actual battles
Then what's the fucking point? I already drive to work everyday, I don't need pokemon that don't actually do anything as incentive to do it some more
>>344103193
>Gen 1 only
>Whoever shells out the most money will control gyms
>Uses a fuckton of battery
>Freezes when you try to catch a pokemon
>Can only evolve pokemon if you catch the same one.
>No trading
>No battles
It's shit
>>344117317
I hate to break this to you but that already happens.
>>344116791
>Nexus 5
Yep. I trust Big Brother to work it out.
>>344117394
It just came out
>>344117410
?
How so?
Kids should be inside watching let's plays, not putting themselves in danger
>There's a hitmonlee near me
>I'm overlysure he's in the fucking universities football stadium
>Gates are locked
Oh well, at least I got a poliwag
>>344117317
Thread theme
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PAkPp0_bY
Would /v/ start a pokemon game?
>>344117574
So climb the fence, locked gates shouldn't stop you from having an adventure.
>>344110352
send them to the professor
>>344117574
Did anyone evolve a Rhyhorn yet?
I used an incense and it didn't do anything...
>>344117641
*gang
fucking phones
What's the point of this game?
Catching 'Em All? is just a matter of walking around and flicking Balls until you get lucky.
Building a competitive team of Pokemon to be the very best? Battling is spamming a generic attack until you fill a meter to use an actual Pokemon attack.
Being a part of a huge community of Pokemon fans? No real meaningful connectivity with other players besides talking about catching your 10th Pidgey/Zubat on your commute.
>go for a drive
>only new pokemon I find is Psyduck
I guess it wasn't all lost..
>church and synagogue only gyms nearby
>only pokemon center is in the church
>can't reach it from the street or even the parking lot
>show my dad the game
>he wants to go down to the park to see if it works
>head down there, 2 gyms, 4 stops and a bunch of pokemon
>as we enter we see an asian guy running around the park, stopping, running around, stopping with his phone out
Oh god its begun
>Live in Detroit
>No fences erected
time to buy a gun.
Can a 1001 CP caterpie beat a 1000 CP dragonite?
>>344117823
Same thing with any mobile game. Time waster that encourages you to spend money.
Stop being autistic.
>>344117904
A 1 caterpie can beat a 1000 dragonite
Whoever is attacking wins by default
>live on a military base in Alaska
>litterally nothing anywhere
No adventure for me.
>>344117959
>Same thing with any mobile game
Not him but fuck right off
This has FAR less to do and is even more pointless than 99% of mobileshit and thats saying a lot
>>344117853
Same in my area. You know they're in there ready to lay some Jesus on you or guilt you into making a donation the moment you get in range.
>>344117743
Nah, I'm working on it slowly but as you can see fucking Rhyhorn candies are FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND
>>344117725
Meant for
>>344117568
>>344118146
I've skateboarded at the church years ago, it's pretty open access. I just really.. don't want to go to that place. Nothing like having to go to Three Doors of Jesus for my pokeballs...
I took a long ass walk douced in insense, and all I got was a egg from some poke stop place.
I'm not impressed. Where are muh fucking Pokemon?
>>344117853
Catch a Voltorb/Electrode at synagogue
>Allahu Ackbar!
>finds my location but now there are no pokemon bushes around and there's a continuous circling white pokeball in the top left of the screen
Some help pls? Happen to me after i catch the first starter
>>344113858
where do you get these ggood ones?
>>344105091
Lethal Squirts
>they don't already have 2/3 starters
Way to suck /v/
>>344118263
Nah, too late and I was with a friend. Maybe another time.
To be fair, a guy told us he caught a bulbasaur and a squirtle in the football field. We got there and didn't find shit. We got rused.
>tfw have enough candies to evolve a Rattata
Something tells me that I'm probably going to find a Raticate in the wild with higher CP soon if I do this. Also, it feels like a waste using Stardust to power up a Raticate, but Rattatas are pretty much all I'm getting it...
>>344117641
>>344117793
Would do it/10
The /v/irgin Gang sounds great.
>>344105091
Stickybritches
How come the servers are dead already
>>344118579
Do people see the same pokemon in the same area or is it randomly generated for each individual?
>>344105737
The world's better off without such a retard.
>>344118475
Force close the game and re-launch. Make sure your GPS is set to low / high accuracy and not "device only"
who Nuzlocke here?
>>344117743
Managed to catch one.
>>344118710
They see the same. Pokemon generated from incense are exclusive to you though, I got an Eevee from it and he was pissed.
>>344117110
Just popped in front of me when I put some incense out. Only ponyta i've found so far.
>Haven't run into anything in a while
>Phone vibes
>YEAH
>It's a Ratatta
>I already have a Ratatta
JUST
>>344118897
do you have to be in the app for it to vibrate?
>>344111247
ayy another one here
>>344104517
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PLUG YOUR PHONE IN TO CHARGE AND POKEMON GO ACTUALLY DRAWS MORE POWER THAN THE PHONE CAN CHARGE UP
>>344103193
Do you just encounter the other starter pokemon if you want to catch them or is there something special you need to do?
>gmail account logs in automatically
>but cant remember password so I cant purchase anything
Fug
>>344118603
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
>>344118964
I'm posting from Clover, the 4chan app. I was on it when my phone vibrated so, I guess not.
>>344117394
Motherfucker i caught a 388 cp exeggutor and i havnt and will not pay for shit. Hes currently sitting in one of my local gyms. He isnt even at max cp either. That son of a bitch is strong as fuck
>>344117450
Its a fully released game you fucking mongoloid
Does this have actual Pokemon combat?
>Your device isn't compatible with this version.
WHY
>Tfw about to go walking around a small white town at 2am looking for pokemon
>>344119181
Nope
WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT IN CANADA?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344105581
>you can turn your pokemon into cannibals
>>344119104
4 chan app? I only come here for the NV threads, blockbuster, and Friday night threads, usually pretty bro tier get good reccomendations and give reccomendations too.
>drive to a pokestop on my way to the store
>it's under a water tower
>see one dude standing there on his phone as I drive past
nope hahaha, fuck this shit
>>344118738
Welp, already tried that and that white pokeball in the top left of the screen is still spinning.
Time to unistall this game.
>live in Amish farmland
>walking home from work
>farm along the road has a barn literally 5 feet from shoulder
>phone vibrates
>whip that suit out and walk along the perimeter.
>young Amish dude walks out and asks what I'm doing on his property.
>mumble something about finding Jesus and 360 noscope the fuck out of there.
>hear him mumble something in Dutch.
>Uninstalled
Spooked me good
>out with friends earlier
>we're about to head back to my house, everyone get in their cars and go home
>one friend starts playing pokemon go
>I download it when I get home
>Want to go back out by myself and play
>Remember when we were walking cars full of drunk high schoolers were going around throwing eggs and cups out of cars and yelling about fucking us up
>when one of us flipped them off they had some sort of autismal rage
Really don't wanna deal with that bullshit right now.
>>344119038
They're just normal (albeit uncommon) encounters
>tfw caught a Tauros my first try
couldn't find the fucker with the AR camera so I just turned it off.
>>344117641
>>344118603
>>344119069
>The /v/irgin Gang
Yes, we could dress as characters from The Warriors and show our autism to everyone in the street
>>344119508
Mine's at a water tower too.Ohio?
>>344119401
Yeah. It's a pretty good app. It has webm compatability and some customization options for boards.
It's biggest flaw is that the shit loves to randomly crash. Mainly when trying to open a big picture.
>>344119508
Aw, you could have made a friend.
>>344119626
Kanto had Team Rocket
Hoenn had Team Aqua and Magma
Sinnoh had Team Galactic
Unova had Team Plasma
Kalos had Team Flair
Now, look out Earth- here comes TEAM /v/IRGIN
>>344119508
if he used it then you have to wait for him to leave anyway
>>344106386
Do you live in a Jewish neighborhood?
Anyone else getting server issues? Or did my attempts to spoof get me banned?
>pop an incense
>servers go down
>>344119508
>Being this autistic
>>344119921
shit im so sorry!
>>344119726
I don't know if it's worth downloading for me I need to get the fuck out of this dump but bros keep bringing me back.
>>344119285
What's the point then?
>>344119921
KEK
this is what you lazy shits get for making the pokemon come to you instead of going to the pokemon
>>344111306
It's a shop. Someone else posted that same stripper with a magikarp there.
>>344120021
There isnt one, its barely a game and its novelty doesnt even last a day
>>344119921
Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>>344120021
There are battles at gyms. The point is to train powerful pokemon and take over all the gyms in your area.
>>344120120
>There are battles at gyms
Dont lie. There are cutscenes at gyms, not battles.
Swiping left to dodge is not a battle
>>344120021
That anon was lying.
There's not a lot of it, but there's battles to take control of gyms from the other teams, and at some point they'll probably add pvp in the future since general social interaction is probably one of the most wanted features.
>>344111992
>>344111992
wena BaI
>>344120061
its 2am nigga!!!
>>344120217
They aren't the same kind of battles you're used to, but they are battles nonetheless. Quit crying like a bitch over it.
>>344120226
>but there's battles to take control of gyms
He asked for pokemon battles, not this turd of a 'combat' system
How do you people figure out where your local gyms/Pokestops are?
>>344120018
Oh yeah, if you get this shit on your phone you will always ALWAYS be on here. Trust me. I think my time on 4chan is now evenly split between desktop and mobile.
>>344119513
You have data right?
Try turning wifi off and see if you can just use data.
>get the pokemon go chat app
>scrolling up doesn't update it like it should
>it only updates posts if you close the app and reopen
>>344120356
They show up on the map. Pokestops are small points on the map and gyms are huge and elaborate ones.
>>344120341
>but they are battles nonetheless
No they're not
When I can fucking beat a Magmar with a fucking Weedle half its strength thats not a fucking battle
>>344120348
>IT ONLY COUNTS IF I SAY IT COUNTS
sure thing, pal
>Im out of pokeball
>pokestops only give like 2-3
well fuck this shit
>>344120475
Sure it is. You're just a whiny bitch.
>>344103824
it's free. i could type so much more, but please accept just this.
>>344120493
>This combat is identical to actual combat battles
Lie all you want, everyone knows you're full of shit.
>>344120510
how shit is your aim?
nerf zubat
>>344120454
So you physically have to be near these places? It's 2 AM over here and I keep seeing people post about how their local Taco Bell or church is a gym and I'm wondering how they're doing that from home
>I live 2 blocks away from my town's art center next to a large park
>Literally 7 Pokestops all within 100 yards of eachother based on the famous art pieces
>MRW
>>344120567
>>344120493
>this combat system is better than the actual pokemon combat
Holy shit my fucking sides
>>344120493
>>344120567
>actually defending this turd of a combat system
Are you fucking serious? How is a system where element type and strength is irrelevant a good combat system for a pokemon game?
>>344120319
No fucking excuses
>>344120389
I don't even have the app and I'm on here. I only have my phone for web access because my computer is dead stuck bring a console guy but I get on here between loading screens so it isn't all bad.
>>344120685
Yeah, you have to physically go to the place in real life.
>11 PM at night
>be at park
>a bunch of other autists in park as well
>>344120854
i'm not trying to defend anything. All I'm saying is "There is a form of combat in Pokemon Go". I don't think it's not retarded. I don't even think it's good. But that anon asked if there was combat, and pretending like there isn't because you think it's bad combat is honestly too retarded to bother making a poorly worded analogy about.
>>344120663
the wrost golvat cost my like 30 poke balls now I cant get to lvl 5 also I dotn get the green sicle mecanic
>>344121021
>But that anon asked if there was combat
That anon blatantly asked if it had pokemon combat and it doesnt. End of discussion.
>>344117091
I think I read somewhere that Ingress is no longer accepting any new spot requests?
>>344106025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WAY!
I thought the Gyarados was there for looks,
>>344107378
Pokémon Go to church and repent, sinner.
>>344121021
>doesnt matter how powerful your pokemon is
>doesnt matter what type you use
Thats not a pokemon battle system
Who here /bigcity/? I live in a decently sized historical town maybe an hour away from NYC. Gonna be rollin in Pokéstops and gyms. Looks like mewtwo in times square's all mine boys.
>>344121021
>i'm not trying to defend anything
He says as he goes on a rant trying to defend what is obviously a tacked on system that doesnt actually have any pokemon combat
You could literally replace it with a 'I win' button when you get near a Gym and it would be 100% identical.
When is Night and Day?
I just downloaded it, too. All I want is to run around in the park at night and catch pokemon.
>>344121264
Worcester, MA reporting in
More pokestops and gyms than I know what to do with. This is gonna be fun.
>>344121312
Is the fucking sun out?
>yes
It's day
>no
It's night
>>344110673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFcvDhGi2A
>>344121264
Which game is that looks comfy as fuck.
Animal Crossing x Pokemon when? I want to have a city where we send kids out to conquer the world.
>>344121471
So, it works the same in game? Or is this a poor attempt at a joke?
>>344121312
....
>>344111595
This app is a godsend, it will solve our population crisis and get rid of the biggest retards in society.
>>344119206
Said the same thing for me (Galaxy S3), so I just downloaded the apk from a website. Works perfectly fine (when the servers aren't wheezing).
>>344121471
What if it's daylight 22 hours a day this time of year?
>>344121778
I'm gonna slap your shit in next thread if that wheezing joke was intentional
>>344114887
But that's where all the Ghastlies and Haunters are!
Servers are back up, for those who were tired of trying to login and waiting for someone to give the headsup
>>344121839
Nah, I'm too drowzee to make puns right meowth.
>>344122293
fuck outa ghhere
