its finally OUT GO GO GO GO!
On iOS?
Catching pokemon this ripped feels broken
>no wild pokemon in my game
>no landmarks
bug?
only have my bulbasaur starter
>>344093254
move out of bumfuck nowhere
>officially out in america
LOGGING IN NOW
DON'T FUCK UP NOW SERVERS
So I actually have to excercise to use this shit?
>>344093138
Jesus Christ, my Raticate caps out at 300childsmut. Why are Pinsir so broken?
>>344093413
not even a glimpse of landmarks in the horizon
just fuck my shit up
what the fuck does the button in the bottom right do
>there's a gym literally right next to my house
nice
>>344093738
It dougs.
>Tfw no Canada servers
>The local gym is a school
>that I work at
>>344093738
On the mapscreen? Shows nearby pokemon.
>>344093738
Tells you how close the pokemon are to you, you can set a certain pokemon so you get a hot cold thing going so you know if you're going the right way.
>those curves on the girl
>>344093992
That's gonna be a nightmare for you bro, gotta compete with a bunch of little faggots for dominance. My local gym is a park. I'm hoping I at least maintain control until the weekend when all the kids flock there to play soccer
>>344091387
>Pokemon just down the streets
>in my boxers, don't want to leave my apartment
Guess I'm done for tonight...
So I evolved my cp 181 eevee. And it turned into this beast.
Bring it on lads (or let me sit here and gain gold)
>>344091387
canada FUCKING WHEN
>>344093879
have fun with the sweaty autists and little kids that are going to be frequenting your house anon
My Facebook feed is full of people playing this trash. Have fun, normies.
>GO is 56.8 MB big
>403 MB free on Internal Storage, 25.25 GB free on SD Card
>Insufficient storage, won't install
JUST LET ME INSTALL IT ALREADY GOD DAMN
>>344094172
sweet vape bro
Where's all the pokemon go pics with porn in the background? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>pokespots all down the street from my apartment
>either have to wait 12 hours for the sun to rise or get stabbed and raped in the puncture wounds by gangs of feral negroes
is a zubat worth losing my anal virginity?
>sweet lets download it
>canada
What the FUCK is this shit
While I'm waiting for it to come up in Canada, anyone wanna run me through what it is you actually do? What's CP? What are the candies and dust? How do the gyms work? And the pokecenters
>>344094542
Zubat are common, fuck no
>>344094542
Just use one of the incense things in your inventory for now
>>344091387
it still says its not available in my country? finallt shows up in the store though.
>>344094542
>anal virginity
yeah, just do it
>>344094359
>implying that's not what he's looking forward to most
>intel atom processors arent supported
>have an asus zen 2
fug
:(
Th-thanks
Can someone link me to it?
I'm still checking but I guess since it just came out I can't see it or something? idk
Anyone could share the apk pls?
>Battle Girl
>Punk Girl
>I picked the male option
What the fuck?
w-what about us leafbros? can we get it too?
How do you get more candy for a specific pokemon other than catching mpre of them??
>GPS location not found
Fuck. I'm just standing here in like an ocean as the 3 starters are located close to me but nothing I'm doing does shit.
Fucking gooks blocked Brazil from the game
Pokemons and gyms got removed
Motherfuckers
>>344091387
>not on google play store
????????
>>344095093
Are you on ios?
I'm getting this shit too.
>>344095093
Nothing will work unless the GPS works.
Tfw own 3 gyms and 70 pokes, living the good life
>>344094938
mine was bugged on the same spot.
if you can't manage to load in, delete the app and redownload it.
all your progress is bound to your google account.
>>344094198
Never bro :(
>>344095104
What are you talking about?
Why should anyone give a shit about filthy BRs?
>>344095084
catch more of them.
>>344095093
>>344095191
did you try tapping the pokemon you want?
Squirtle was in my room, Pidgey was on my stairs, Eevee and Pidgey were sitting on my table, Oddish was standing next to my washer, and another was sitting in a chair.
Then I used an incense, Doduo appeared, and I couldn't tap it. Then it froze.
Also, be careful when using items. I told it to use an incense and it threw it away.
>>344095353
youre fucking dead kiddo
hue
>mfw theres a gym at the gas station down the street
>>344095084
Scroll down when you're looking at a specific Pokemon and you can transfer it to the professor for one candy. Apparently hatching them also yields candies.
>that name isn't available
>>344091387
>Mfw I got it
>my job has me traveling all around the east coast and to Canada
>in a hotel right now with pokes all around
>too lazy to get up and catch them
This is suffering
Guys fuck this game.
I tried to get a Pokemon and got arrested for going in the girls bathroom at Walmart.
I just bonded out.
This games crappiness is my only defense in court.
>every pokemon is in my neighbor's backyards
welp
Can other people see my email?
>>344095534
>my gym is at the grocery store literally 100yds away
>gf takes her fucking sweet time shopping
>I can just sit in the racecar trolley now and do sweet boss battles
my life is complete.
I'm tempted to get the little Go vibration thing since I work in retail and can't have my phone out constantly.
>Unable to authenticate
Did I get banned? I used the method to get the Australian version from the appstore on my iphone.
Female trainer design is 10/10
Wat do
You people realize this will require you to leave your house?
>>344095758
>>344095620
Get original DarkFlameNinja
>tfw running 4.2
I know this phone is 4 years old but come on.
WHY IT WON'T LET ME PICK A NAME!?
Fucking shitting shitballs.
The game isn't recognising my phone's gyroscope.
(No problems with it in any other apps.)
So, AR mode and map auto orientation won't work.
Do I play anyway?
>it fucking sucks
>>344095893
kill yourself spic shitskin
>>344095893
RED TEAM RULES.
>>344091387
Crashes to home menu. :(
>>344095875
She looks like a sim
>>344095893
when do you get to pick a team?
>>344095927
My condolences lad. Does the compass work at least? Tap it.
>>344095903
I'll wear a clever disguise and carry a flute for calming wicked children when I trespass on school grounds to catch Mr. Mime.
>>344094198
"soon"
Pokémon GO is currently available in the United States, Australia and New Zealand, and will be coming soon to Canada, Europe and South America.
>Throw a Poke ball at a Paras
>Paras goes in the ball
>Game freezes completely before it's caught
What the fuck I just wanted my favorite Pokemon, Parasect. Fuck
Also I used an incense and nothing but one Pidgey has shw
>>344095893
I picked valor because the emblem for moltres was coolest and my pokemon will be S T R O N G
>>344095893
Official /v/ team is blue
>Mfw my house is a gym
wat
>Caught my first 4-5 Pokemon just fine
>Now it freezes whenever I catch something and just plays music
Fuuuuuck.
Don't you guys have your own board to shit up?
>>344096205
make a sign and badges
>This item isn't available in your country
Someone please fucking tell me what to do
>In the middle of NYC
>Ratata
>Ratata
>Spearow
>Raticate
>Random fucking horsea
I don't live near any water wat the fuck
>>344096292
How do I use this fucking shit though? Do I have to be a certain level? I'm level 2 right now.
can one of you who live in a ghetto go outside and see if you find a jynx? i'm curious
>>344096098
Approach a gym
>>344096119
Nope, the compass auto orientation doesn't function.
Works fine in google maps.
Dafuq.
>>344091387
The only thing this game needs is a better combat system.
>Chicago
>Nothing but Pidgeys and Rattatas nearby
>>344096205
Enjoy all the annoying fucks wandering around your house now faggot.
>>344095620
Having this problem too. It either says name isn't available or an error has occurred.
FML
>>344096205
Talk about winning the fucking lottery
I'd dress up and shit.
Don't forget your repel, everyone. You don't want to catch malaria or zika.
>>344096164
This has happened to me twice now.
Fuck.
shit lagging and buggy for anyone else all of a sudden?
Burger here. Help. NY
>>344096460
>trying to catch rattatas in chicago while avoiding rival family rattatas
my condolences luigi
do i really need to get out the house
>>344091387
This game will inevitably lead to children dying.
Thoughts?
CANADA NOW PLS
>GPS location not found
Fuck it.
>mexico
>iOS
fug
>church is a pokestop
lel
>>344096671
Good. Now they can leave my gyms alone.
>>344096671
I mean it's already lead people walking into police stations. Somebody is gonna die for a pokemon at some point here
>>344096671
>Ninty made an app to cull the weak so that only the most diehard of fanboys will survive
I can see it
Should I use an Incense right away? its dark out and I dont want to leave the house
>>344096707
Canada never
>>344096671
That or being kidnapped is pretty much a given.
>>344096606
Google search it.
Fellow NY bro here.
How often do you get incense and pokeballs?
Where do you get eggs without spending money?
>>344096205
>mfw my workplace is a gym
>mfw at least 5 of my coworkers are playing the game
>mfw we run people through the gauntlet
You'll have to face me before you can battle our boss.
>due to shit servers i can tap the same pokespot over and over again
sheeeeit
>>344096801
i did, i live in south buffalo... id rather not get mugged tonight thank you
>Shit tons of pokespots all over
>Multiple gyms, even one where I work
>All of the spots are not on the route I walk to work
That's fine, I took a walk to a nearby park, which was a tall-grass zone, and caught a bunch of shit, and even found an egg. The Gym at my work hasn't been claimed, but I'm still only level 4.
There's a gym further out with a Doduo, going to challenge that fucker when I get the chance.
>micro transactions
Can't wait to pay $0.99 for more pokeballs
Is there any easy way to evolve? Or do I just have to catch the same shit a million times.
>live in shithole village in the middle of nowhere
>still have 2 spots and 3 gyms for me to dominate
feels good mane
Are you guys downloading it from the play store for Android or the online APK?
>>344096829
Fellow NY bro as well. Did you get it from the APK?
>no clothing options to choose or buy except the small starter selection
>>344096606
>>344096829
https://m.apkpure.com/apk-downloader?e=LimitedRegion&lr=GB&p=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
Set region to NZ
>>344091387
What can you do at a Pokestop?
>>344096851
I got two eggs from a PokeStop
>app keeps crashing after opening
nice game nintendorks
>>344096930
heyyy
north buffalo here
>mfw just got a egg from the library around the corner from my house
>>344095893
Team Colress obviously.
Dont vpn it will gg ur game
>>344094493
jUST 4u
guys im worried. i live in atlanta and theres lots of gay guys here. what if they try to hit on me while im walking around doing this
Do you get exp for leaving your phone on?
>>344097097
You spin the little logo and items pop out. You click the items to get them.
So far, I've only gotten pokeballs and eggs from them.
>>344096441
You mean an existing combat system? This is so trash.
>>344097226
Suck their dicks for bonus points
How do you get more pokeballs?
>>344097195
Colress is a faggy nerd who didn't accomplish anything.
When the fuck is it coming out in Canada? Can't find it anywhere on the Play store.
Damn.
>>344094938
>>344095337
Nah, just force close the app, or reset your phone, don't re-install
Can people see my Google profile if I sign in with it?
And is Pokemon Club down for everyone?
>tfw no data to play because i'm trying to save money because my parents are kicking me out in a week
>>344097226
get a bf
>>344097226
Just tell them what you're doing and they'll lose interest.
>>344096606
I'm in Cali, had the same problem, just restart your phone phamalam
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS
WHATS THE OFFICIAL /v/ TEAM
>>344096205
>find hornet nest
>put in grocery bag
>leave it on the front lawn
>>344097278
Is there no combat? What the fuck who makes a Pokémon game without fucking combat?
>>344097442
Blue
holy fuck this game's literally raping my battery
is this supposed to happen?
>>344097301
By going to PokeSpots.
>>344097442
Blue like the board
>>344096205
Get a sign that says "[Town/City] Gym" painted on it. Bonus points for making the sign as shitty as possible.
>live in the middle on nowhere
>no Pokemon in a half mile radius
>use Incense
>still no Pokemon
Maybe this isn't the game for me.
>>344097418
Live in socal, famiglia?
>>344097484
They said it last bout 3 hours. They are working on a fix.
>Tfw it's late at night
>Tfw I live with literally no pokemon in sight
>Tfw I have to ride my bike 10 minutes to find even 1
>Tfw this game is going to taunt me to walk alone outside in the dead of night staring at my phone to find pixelated fantasy creaturesI'll fucking do it, too
>>344097301
Pokespots (the blue cubes on the map) usually give me 3 pokeballs. Leveling up your character also gives you some.
>>344095893
Go blue nigga, /vp/ is going blue
>mfw I live walking distance from nintendo world
probably some rad shit there my dudes
Why does the music that plays on the mapscreen have a part that sounds like it's from that one Kingdom Hearts song?
THE BEST GAME OF 2016 IS A MOBILE WALKING SIM
WILL /v/ EVER RECOVER FROM BEING BTFO'D THIS HARD
If I uninstall the game do I lose all of my progress and shit? It's tied to my Google account.
What's the purpose of /vp/ again?
>>344097348
Never ever
>>344097598
yep
Is this insanely laggy? I go to click a pokemon and it just gives me the spinning pokeball implying it's trying to load
it's definitely not my phone or service
>>344095927
Turn AR off, you can still catch shit.
stuck on loading screen on iOS, any tips?
>walk 2 miles
>just get shitty pidgies and infinite rattatas
JUST
I did get an egg though, so I can start chipping that away till hatch.
>>344097695
Really weird furry porn if memory serves.
>>344097732
Three times I have tried to catch a pokemon, when it goes in the ball, my game freezes.
>>344097695
Discussing Pokémon games that aren't brandfuckingnew, hosting generals about trading, battling, the anime, the card game, etc.
Important question
How many people are going to accidentally get hit by cars because of this game?
East coast fag here
>been storming for the past few hours, finally lets up
>decide to go on a walk with some bros through a neighborhood near me
>ground's all wet and you can see the steam coming off the road, pretty chill
>suddenly all the power goes out, pitch black aside from us
>literally 0 Pokemon show up the rest of the walk
Pic related. Not even meming, was mildly spooky.Would have been better if a ghost type showed up though
>>344096903
That would be amazing. It'd be like a real gym, with a theme and everything. If it's an office or some shit, you better use electric pokemon.
>>344097565
Just give it a minute anon
Living in the mountains with 0 phone reception and I had a clefairy literally spawn in my lap after an incense
>>344097732
I think servers are shitting themselves again, i've had issues recently and its definitely not my connection
Will I find a Garbodon or Muk in my toliet? Do I need to pay for mobile data to play?
>>344096205
>set up a sign outside your front door
>charge $5 per kid to enter
>???
>profit
You're actually in a great position
>>344097853
>Implying that wasn't part of the plan all along
The weak of heart will not survive
>>344097732
>>344097759
You know how popular pokeymans is in the US?
Niantic's servers are probably fucking burning right now. People are dying in there.
>>344097735
Then what's the point of it?? You just flick the pokeball
is there any way to get a more zoomed out map or anything? there's a pokestop at a park nearby but i can't see where the local gyms or anything are.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS DOWN
>>344096671
Dumbass children die over stupid shit all the time anyways. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>344096671
That means it's a success
Just like Harry Potter franchise
Are Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno in the game?
>GPS works fine whenever I need it
>download this
>suddenly every satellite seems to have dropped out of the fucking sky
Thanks, Miyamoto.
>>344097818
Happened to me. If you close the game and re open it, the pokemon should be registered as yours
I hope there's a monster hunter ingress clone.
Middle of a swamp burning dank pokeweed and nothing at all appears.
I had a ghastly appear right on top of me. But could click him since he was RIGHT THERE. I walked away a bit to click him and got an Error.
Spooky.
So what is the gameplay. No one seems to talk about it
>>344096308
Was it raining earlier? If it's raining, water pokemon are more likely to show up.
>>344097872
>electric
If it's an office, make them all normal types with sleep inducing moves.
>>344098047
yeah but only in ISIS controlled portions of the world
>>344097853
BROTHER NERO
>>344098023
>2010s lawn darts
Thank you Nintendo
>>344098068
Dude fuck yes
>Our servers are experiencing issues.
>Please come back later.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>344097949
you people are seriously fucking delusional if you think shit like this is going to happen
>>344097719
Is your local pokestop the Anaheim Sign?
>>344097146
small world, i grew up in the north towns. also every time i catch a Pokemon it freezes and i need to restart the app, anyone else having this issue?
>>344097853
Legitimately?
0
>>344098087
Have you ever opened a GPS app before?
It's like there except you're a walking trainer and you steer your character into map markers, which initiate battles.
>Throw a ball at squirtle
>Squirtle is in the ball
>The app freezes
More like Pokemon Can'tGo
>>344093138
same thing happened to me
>>344097949
You can be relatively far away and still do PokeStop/Gym stuff. Same distance as trying to catch a Pokemon.
>>344097949
>implying they won't just loiter outside of his house
What does the spinning pokeball on the top left of the screen mean?
>>344097992
You still just flick balls with AR on, what's the point of this whole app?
What's the point of anything?
I mean, we're all going to die someday, and only a few of us are going to leave anything behind.
Even after that, the earth will only be here for so many years, we'll all be gone after that, even our legacies.
You know what you have to do.
>>344094542
I had to walk past a bunch of spics playing soccer at 10 o'clock at night
You'll be fine
>>344098178
drone blimps
FUCKING CANADA WHEN
Is there a limited number of pokemon in the world or do they respawn after some time?
>Open up game
>Only 1 shaking grass in sight
>Mfw it's in my neighbor's yard
>Mfw they have a really mean dog that roams the back yard
>Mfw I really want that fucking Pokemon but I also don't want to get mauled
Should I?
>have iphone 4
>cant run game
time to upgrade my phone for $650fuck phones[/spoilers]
What do the blue bars next to the attacks mean?
what pokemon are available in Pokemon Go?
i want to catch a marowak.
>>344096164
>>344096579
Force close the app, you'll come back to a newly caught parasIt's an exploit for rares, since it guarantees a catch, 100%
>only original 151
they should've at least added all the pokemon who'd complement the Kanto lines like evos and preevos. I don't think a genwunner normie would give a fuck that something like Pichus in the game
>>344098239
>Try to catch bellsprout
>Pokemon catches to ball
>app frozen
>Relcaunch app
> Boots to create an account screen
hELP
>caught a Pidgey and a Zubat sitting on my toilet
>>344096671
apparently in Japan kids as young as 5 are already wandering up and down the countryside and city streets without a care
maybe Nintendo didnt appreciate that shit doesnt exactly work in other places
>>344098153
>ISIS gets taken down by Pokeautists who want legendaries
>>344096301
Same here
>Nintendo has been all about being really restrictive with how players interact (friend codes and shit), child safety, etc.
>Releases an app that has danger written all over it
How long is it going to take before someone gets kidnapped, murdered, or hurt and the fun is ruined for everyone? I'll give it a month.
>That name is unavailable.
>An error has occurred, please select a different name.
>>344098412
>not being able to get friendly with any dog
bring him some treats or something
>>344098412
This game is about to start a lot of real world problens
>hit a faggot pidget head on with the ball
>badump
>bump
>bump
>...
>the pokemon broke free!
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
THAT COST 10 CENTS YOU FUCKING COCKMUNCHING PIECE OF VIRTUAL REFUSE
FUCK
>>344097930
You can use wifi
>install game
>intent on getting a Ghastly
>mfw game takes me to a cemetery
Guys... I'm not finding it on the playstore, though I'm also on the latest android, is that the problem?
>>344098153
>America actively militarizes against ISIS in order to obtain Mewtwo, Mew, and the bird trio.
Holy shit Japan, what have you done?
Is it better to sign up for the pokemon trainer club if I don't have an account than to just sign up with my google account?
This could be the thing that motivates me to ride my bike around town
>>344097671
b8 harder next time
>>344098605
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
nigga
>pokemon go releases right before my two week cross country vacation
Lucky daze
>>344098543
this isn't Nintendo. For like the 500th time
Any word on jiggly anon?
>>344098428
I caught a Cubone in my room earlier.
does it matter if i make a google account or should i make it with the pokemon trainer club
>>344098664
Nintendo does promote health
>>344098428
Currently original 151. Seems they're eventually going to add more. I caught a cubone already so it must be in.
>>344098617
>"Dude where did you get Mew?"
>"Hes trapped under the truck in Syria"
