I just don't have anymore time to play videogames.
You have plenty of time to shitpost on /v/ though.
>>344070209
If you have the time to shitpost you have the time to play
You just got sick of playing, but you can't let it go since nostalgia is still kicking hard
Anyone have that issue where after they masturbate they have a constant urge to piss for like 2 hours and when you go to piss it only comes out in trickles and its painful as fuck because you need to fucking pee.
>>344070556
>You just got sick of playing, but you can't let it go since nostalgia is still kicking hard
Not OP here, but that would describe how I feel about /v/.
>>344070734
See a doctor.
>>344070865
I'm not going pay $200 to see a doctor, thats like 3 video games
I don't want to play new video games. I'm only interested in playing sequels to games I already know and love.
>>344070734
No,that sounds really serious. Worst that happens to me is being piss proud
The time you make is the time you....bake.
>>344071214
>>344070865
I've had a UTI before and it feel similar to that, but when i had a uti I pissed blood here its just hard to pee. I really don't want to go to the doctor.
>>344070209
The last two generations I had all the consoles and played a lot. This gen I'm going with only one console and one handheld. Try something like this.
>>344070734
Holy shit are you me? Thats happens to me sometimes too. We need to stop fapping so much.
>>344070734
No lol
When I piss after I fap it's hard to pee for like 2 seconds, almost as if there's something blocking the urethra (leftover semen? Idk) but then the flow goes back to normal and I'm good again
>>344071651
I alternate between periods of jerking off way too much to where it doesn't even feel that good, to no jerking off at all. It usually depends on if I have something I'm really into at the moment.
Making bank as an intern, dat $30 an hour, leave house don't get home until 7. Money is nice got paid $2850 last week.
>>344070734
This happens to me all the time lol, make sure you go for a piss before you fap, I do that now and it happens a lot less then it used to.
this fucking thread
>>344070734
semen dries and blocks shit you dumb butt. take a piss after you jerk it and it won't happen
>>344072626
It once happened really badly and lasted for a lot longer, I was trying to piss for hours. Then on one attempt a little blood clot popped out of the end of my dick and then a long stream of bloody piss came flying out and it was absolute agony.
After that I could piss ok but when it came to the end of the piss where you squeeze your prostate to force the final bits of piss out it was like razor blades inside my penis. Turns out i had a very severe UTI and it took weeks to fully heal.
:^)
Always piss after you cum. Don't worry about how long it takes. Make that shit happen.
>>344073482
even inside her?
>>344073597
If she's into it, but a toilet is preferable.
>>344070363
>been waiting over a year to play Witcher 3 because I never have enough time
>waste entire summer vacation shitposting on /v/ instead
I want to die.
>>344073597
I mean urine does kill sperm cells...
>>344072626
>make sure you go for a piss before you fap,
this, cant believe people havent always done this
>>344073708
>Finally bought it and the expansions
>GOTY edition announced next day
>>344073702
>>344073731
what if she is a he?
>>344074331
I would be a hypocrite if I said you shouldn't pee in that dude's butthole
>>344070734
video games
>>344070209
>saw this on the front page of 4chan
>I never ever post on /v/
Good you fucking faggot.
Computer games are for children. Go out and do real shit you fucking nerd.
>>344075072
No you didn't
>>344075072
I hate shit and dont go outside
Bullshit. I work 12 hour days for weeks at a time, spend an hour driving to and from work, and I still have an hour or two to play games everyday, depending on how tired I am.
Oh BOO HOO
Fuck off wage nigger.
what does wage nigger even mean
>>344071017
>paying for healthcare
