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memes
DOG PUSSY
autism
race to naptime
Why are they clapping?
YEAH SECOND TRY
SECOND TRY
>>344062957
Would you fucking false flagging shitposters please stop doing this shit? You actually get chill streamers banned over your petty ironic pissing contest
>>344063120
F A T
A
T
autism spewing out from that guy
HE
STOP SAYING RETURNS GAMES ARE BETTER THAN SNES GAMES
HAS
>btw this is frame perfect
>*spergs out for a good two minutes*
>>344063241
>fortune cookies look like dog vulva
really makes you think
>>344063318
The only streamer that's actually been banned for this is that crazy kid who threatened to commit mass murder.
That guy definitely deserved to be banned. GDQ won't do anything about a guy who said fat a couple times.
Wow who would grind a frame perfect trick xD
>>344063326
This needs a good filename
any ideas, anons?
Who's the best speedrunner and why is it Halfcoordinated?
>>344063461
Sent ;)
>U version is actually faster because of this very new boss strat here.
>Oh wait J version is actually faster because of tihs very new boss strat here.
Is he trying to pull of some kind of narrative here? Can't wait for the next twist.
>>344063461
>darkman is black
racist
Amazing how the player from every different game genre have a look
WE
>>344063623
>black
hes brown/poo in loo
>>344063739
Amazing how much I want to impregnate Karen
>2 active threads
can't wait until both are deleted
Anything good happen since last night? Watching the SH3/RE2 runs caused me to have some kind of autism overload and I drank until I blacked out.
>>344063739
go on....
This guy on couch sounds like he's reading a script in his head
I'm gonna speedrun /v/.
Here I go
oh boy here we go
>fat fat fat fat
wew careful lads
>>344063958
sonic 06 run was great. ty the tasmanian tighter runner got banned
Fatman on the left said Kiddie Kong is fat, it's offical.
double frame perfect in a two frame windows, which needs to be frame perfect
Ding dong bannu you evil cis scum.
>>344063893
Why can't people just post in the one that was made first
>>344064124
Did he actually get banned? I know the run was pretty embarrassing, but I didn't figure it would get him banned.
>fuck
BANNED
>>344064274
some one said something something never gonna happen again something consequences
>>344064250
Usually because they're unaware of a second thread.
>Almost said fuck
BANNED
BANNED
RIP runner.
>Almost let the F bomb drop
You're dead boyo. Fucking DEAD!
TRIGGERED
GET THIS MAN OFF CAMERA
>FUCK
Why do they disrespect the fat guy with the mic so much?
>>344064485
Link to the run?
![tumblr_mvlwuoZ9cT1qakpx1o1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5CnpmzH.gif "tumblr mvlwuoZ9cT1qakpx1o1 250[1]")
>>344064629
>That void guy
>>344064726
eric
simple eric
>>344064629
Hasn't been uploaded yet on jewtube
>Purple Kool-Aid
BANNED
>monkeys are not fans of purple Kool-Aid
nice
>>344064726
somehow, this and Asgore's theme fit. I happened to be listening to it when i clicked the picture
>monkeys don't like purple kool-aid
ok dude
>F slur
>purple drank joke
this is the last we're going to see from this guy, he's getting shipped off to syria to fight for al aueada
>>344065172
FUCKING ebom REDDITbro
>>344065172
Neat, maybe you should post about it on Reddit.
This thread seems more dead than the last few. Did all the shitposters leave?
>>344065172
>I happened to be listening to it when i clicked the picture
>>344065105
worth it
I haven't watched anything yet.
What's the best run so far?
>>344065353
it's nighttime EU
>Something Autistic
They still haven't fixed that logo?
>>344065353
There is two threads going on at the same time
>tfw I have her added on Steam and she's playing fallout 4 right now
>tfw too shy to talk to her
d-do you think she's speedrunning it?
>>344065353
no one cares anymore they sucked the fun out of the entire event and 99% of the games are shit
>>344065450
SomethingAutistic? More like SomethingAtristic!
>chokes like a motherfucker twice
>still manages to be behind by only 17 seconds at the end
>>344063519
I want to fuck a worgen
>haven't played overwatch in 4 days because of this garbage
I'm going to be rusty as fuck
>>344065543
Right side also had faster load times.
>>344065625
GUYS I SERIOUSLY MISS SOE
>>344065625
Nice blog how do unsubscribe
Also
>overwatch
>skill
>>344065519
I'd fuck the shit out of her
where dem flat ass pics at
>more garbage meme game runs during primetime
>actual good runs not till 2 AM burger time
who the fuck was in charge of scheduling
>>344065625
>Those dutch angles
Who all has been banned this year
Who the fuck is saying no to the "let's show off a trick" when you're underestimate. That's almost the best part of runs.
Good on void for just doing it anyway
>>344065648
And a trick that skips an entire boss.
If V0oid ran the JP version, there's a good chance he would have won.
>>344065625
Thanks for the update, Blizzard marketer.
>"Thank god you gave the right link this time"
heh
>>344065625
I lost interest in OW when competitive mode turned out to be the worst comp mode in any game ever
>sudden death
>if enemy quits 5 secs before match is over and you win you get next to no mmr
>if one guy on your team quits 5 secs into the match you get a loss
>ultra ugly plastic golden rewards
>>344065745
got you senpai
>>344065625
Who's this qt.....
>>344065772
i know this exact feel, it sucks donkey dick.
>>344065782
nobody has been banned but the Ty runner is never running again
>>344065772
A triple-A retard.
Lucky sticker brush symphony music is playing or I'd rail this shit event even harder.
>>344065625
I want to fuck dyke soe so badly.
>>344065860
delicious
thanks kouhai
>>344065625
I think the short hair fit her really well but fuck those tattoos
Also
>you will never make it
>>344065949
She's mine
>>344065561
you can only be the catcher
You DO want to hear some guitars and singing don't you /v/?
>>344065772
>no good runs
>Doom
>Hexen
>System Shock
End thyself
SIMPSON'S HIT & RUN WHEN
>>344065924
>Lucky sticker brush symphony music is playing or I'd rail this shit event even harder.
Stickerbrush Symphony is the biggest meme ever. It's not even that great guys, dunno why ya'll hail it as the greatest vidya track of All Time.
>>344065870
Soe Gschwind-Penski, former Blizzard shill turned Valve shill turned Blizzard shill
>>344065994
don't mention it
>>344065625
dont worry, you can play overwatch literally blind and still do good
>>344065519
Link her profile
>>344065860
Of course Chibi goes and tries to bust his "game" on her.
>>344065625
>tfw never played overwatch before
>>344066013
Female worgen nigga
>>344066120
is she single?
>Hi guys
>Tranny visibly triggered
Feasel layin down the smack
>>344066121
>>344065726
>overwatch takes no skill
this meme is so dumb tbqh
>bramble blast song
>>344066024
>All on early as fuck in the morning
That's some shit.
>>344066165
You can only be the catcher
>>344066203
No
she bangs monkey ball runner Geoff
>>344066203
no, she's with some guy with equally JUST hair who tries to make himself look 18 when he's like fucking close to 40 or some shit
a real ultra fag
>>344066141
>tfw the shit beta ruined me from ever playing the game
>game installs, try to play online, but can't it's still "updating"
>try game again next day, it's done updating
>oh but there's another update or some shit so I still can't play online
>delete beta
>never buy Overwatch
What a fucking shit game.
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2 next.
Post some Gadget.
>>344066287
why does this kid have the facial fat deposits of a 50-something year old man?
>>344066203
Never are.
...And you will have to battle wave after wave after wave after wave after wave of the Orbital Beta Defense Force.
>>344065860
>>344066120
she has no ass, she has no face, this girl came from outer space
Interviews? What is this shit?
>>344066287
>>344066334
Holy shit this guy looks like he's going to kill himself in the near future. You heard it here first.
Have there been/will there be any female (including transwomen) runners this SGDQ, and if so, what did/will they run? I need facts before I shitpost.
where are the cute boys?
IS THAT A WOMAN IN BLONDE?
>>344066393
Because he's a 50 year old man.
I left for a while. Where the fuck are the video games?
>>344066380
Gadget did funny things to me as a kid.
>>344066335
excellent, might as well stick toTF2______anyways
I wish I had such a nose
>>344066413
watch your mouth boi
>>344066524
up you're but and around the corner
Where's Witwix
Trans-nose and balding long-hair pls leave Feasel alone and gtfo.
>disney block
what the fuck?
Every time I try to watch Games Done Quick, I get so bored. How can you guys stand watching hours of people just silently playing video games with nothing interesting happening?
>>344066580
>tfw have multiple pics of her kissing someone else
I'm e-cucking myself
end me
>>344066009
Not anymore, assman
>gadgetposting for the next half hour
>>344064896
DON'T BULLSHIT ME
>>344066520
Every time
>DS Dad in the chair next to couch
>>344066803
just shave your head and start over
>>344066335
You shouldn't be playing online shooters with your shitty 55KB modem anyway
>>344066698
Trans nose? What? Is that person trans?
>Iceplug is there
I thought he wouldn't go this time?
>>344066458
Yeah YKB is running Quackshot in 2 hours
>>344066934
that's his brother, lad
>>344066405
P A I N
>>344066891
I normally don't cuz only casuals and normies play online shooters, so I'm glad I didn't join that SJW meme game.
Only pure condensed cancer could create shit like Gremin D.va
>>344066705
some of the disney games are great, what's your problem nigger
>>344067024
Buttplug?
>>344066934
He's always there, and always watching
>>344067020
Yeah right after I leave a quick shot in her albino big nostriled face.
At this point they should just start randomly throwing in a laughing track of blueglass. It's not the same without his angelic background voice.
>Calebhart's gf
lel
>>344067024
For real?
I can't tell the difference.
>>344067087
I didn't know they had an actual Disney block.
I didn't look further in the schedule, I was surprised.
I'm not hatting, I know the oldschool Disney games were boss.
>>344067186
Did he beat him up
>>344067106
I think she's just a natural platinum blonde, I know she's a minnesota local
Oh fug, I think I played this before.
>Another dumb NES game
>>344067186
pretty good for a ginger
>>344067247
It's a joke. I would leave the spunk in her asshole.
>>344067234
Well he did threaten her to say "I love you" on stream when he had a run
She was shy about it and she went all "SAY IT!!!" and forced her.
It's where the meme came from
>>344067186say it
Is speedrunning fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
It doesn't look very fun.
>>344067383
Fucking speedrunners. This Calebheart specimen especially. Roidraging gorillaginger.
>>344067383
based roidginger
>Dies
Pack it up.
>tough boss
>>344067104
>>344066934
>>344067383
post video
>>344067537
>Is running the same game over, over and over, hundreds and thousands of times over until you know every single pixel in it fun?
>>344067602
He got wrecked in arm wrestling just now at this sgdq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIB1rM5J5Y
>>344067665
nvm found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltnahXLGsg
>>344067602
what in the flying fuck
>>344067892
back when fun was allowed
>start of the didney worl block
Why does a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon theme sound like that freezer boss theme?
>>344068168
Not every runner.
>>344067693
>got wrecked
He just lost.
Where the fuck is blueglass?
>>344067602
>those bright colors
>those happy faces
>gdq now
>mushed and lifeless colors
>everyone looks depressed
SGDQ perfectly mirrored to gaming industry, from bright colorful fun platformers to brown and grey war shooter.
>>344067693
I wouldn't call that destroyed
>>344068168
Man, tell me thats just before the guy's run and people turned up?
>>344068334
>>344068308
Hi Caleb
>>344068368
yeah
TIME TO MUTE
>you will never speedrun with just blueglass in the room and cheering for you
>>344068320
Depressive GDQ pics general?
Depressive GDQ pics general.
>>344068368
>Blueglass supports everyone even when no one else would
>he loses sleep over it
>he's there to cheer this guy on all by himself
>he just likes video games and speed runs and does all he can to show support to everyone running some games
>it's Blueglass' turn to run a game
>"is this guy an autist...?" and "he's creeping me out..." kind of comments behind his back
>people leaving him alone
>in the end, not a single person was there for the guy who was always there for everyone else
Life is great, no?
>>344068319
Couldn't make it this year, watching from home.
I like to imagine there's a muffled blueglass laugh coming from a home somewhere.
>>344067693
lol the other guy was putting his whole body into it
>tfw you will never fuck gadget
>>344067790
Sometimes I wonder if the donations aren't mostly an elaborate psyops for shekels.
>>344068574
That gif is reversed
>>344068570
Why is Umaru there?
>>344068574
Christ, do we have to have this shitty bait in every thread? There's plenty of stuff at AGDQs to shit on, you don't have to invent stuff.
A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLD
oh, i did not see you there, im just practicing for singing in the little mermaid, be sure to tune in its gonna be awesome!
>>344068574
Reversed, breh.
>>344068729
Get raped and never recover.
>>344068685
Who da fuck dis bitch?
>>344068743
>A whole new world
>Little Mermaid
>>344068729
I'd impregnant non-hamster umaru's asshole
>>344068574
nobody wants to see ecco anyway
>>344068570
What's up with that shitty pirate cosplay? Dude's not even trying.
>>344068952
I would unironically watch Blueglass do a 12 hour ecco marathon on stream
>>344068570
>This wasn't okay
>Furfag in his costume was perfectly fine
This will never not make me mad.
Friendly reminder that chip > dale.
>responsible and smart
>dashing grin with perfect teeth (for a rodent)
>stylish jacket
>actually pulls off the hat making his ace detective outfit complete
vs
>lazy bum
>ugly hawaii shirt
>dumb as a rock, always fucking things up
>red nose from constant drug abuse
>teeth gap
>>344068901
>wanting that rapey gf abuser back
top beta
>>344067602
He looks so fucking stupid with his big (well normal sized, but big for a nerd) body and his tiny ass head. Also if he had to use roids to get that fatbody that's really sad.
>>344068570
>that feel when only got like 3 hours of sleep last night
why does GDQ have to have some of the best runs at night
>>344069091
Only fedora tipping fat fuck atheists like Chip.
People with actual taste know Dale > Chip
>>344069242
Wrong quote?
>>344068901
Well he didn't make it
DYEL forever
>>344069371
No.
Want to see the real power of Blueglass and "old" GDQ?
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw93t0-0S-0&feature=youtu.be&t=4h37m45s
4h37m45s~
>>344069260
normies or something
I got perma banned from chat, for saying I wished the grill wasn't on the couch. What filthy jews mod the chat?
>>344069392
thanks doc
>>344069403
Then I don't get it.
>>344069291
Please. I would much rather push Chip inside my rectum.
>>344069392
Wonder if he would even look muscular if he had a normal sized head.
>>344069445
grill is autoban actually
same as fat, chubby, trans, trap, thicc, cringe and many other words
>>344068601
Aw :( Hope he's having fun.
>>344069445
u prob got filtered tho chat goes to fast
>>344069567
so basically you're not alowed to talk like a fuckwad? holy shit
>>344069406
#BONEMOM
Bonesaw is so exploding knees.
>More singing
>>344067146
Wait, bluegrass isn't here?
>>344068601
Is this the beginning of the end? Last year he only made a handful of appearances, now he's not even there. Time to find a new hobby that only ultra spergs engage in.
>>344069567
Isn't the "I'm talking" girl in charge somehow now?
>>344069540
I bet Mike89 is stronger than him.
He's a big guy
wear a shirt that fucking fits holy shit is it that hard
>>344069260
How was DK64? It was the only run that I was interested in that happened while I was asleep
>>344069741
Nah, most people at SGDQ are into shitty emo bands and dubstep.
>>344069821
might b a gurl
>>344069741
nope
but he donated
https://youtu.be/nJa7PDiqCgU?t=29m32s
>grotesque blob waddles on screen
>one million bans in the chat
Top fucking kek.
Wait 'trans' isn't a PC term? What the fuck am I supposed to call them then?
>>344069871
Broken as always and a boring last boss fight.
How long until the couch breaks from all that weight?
>>344069958
>mfw I see that figure
>>344069958
Inside his stomach maybe there is
>>344067186
HE COULD OF DONE BETTER, LOOK AT THEM MUSCLES!
>>344070037
Beautiful woman
>Greetings from Germany
what do they mean by this?
So I had to go in to the office today...how were the memes?
>much wow
kys donator
>>344070037
PC people would say you should call them just the gender that they identify with and nothing else.
Calling them trans "implies that they aren't really the gender that they identify with".
>>344070019
That Luigi's Mansion run was so much fun to watch.
>>344070084
>couch breaks
>fatties squash little white girl
>their weight creates a gravity well
>black whole swalloes world
>#killedtheanimals
>greetings from germany
this is me while watching these runs
>>344069406
Dat zombies ate my neighbors cosplay tho
>>344070240
>wife's son meme
>nice great love it top kek XD
Whenever I see this gif I also hear the sound.
>>344070269
>implies that they aren't really the gender that they identify with
Because they aren't
>>344070285
Why are you massaging that puppy ?
who /hoype/ for some singalongs :)
>>344070276
>everyone banned
>>344069567
gonna say them all in chat now, will post back with results.
>>344070367
>tfw peaches_ run on saturday
I can't wait
I would suck his dick no homo he's just that cool
prepare your autism
Hey I played this Little Mermaid game when I was a kid.
I even beat Ursala.
Fight me.
>>344070431
kek, automuted for 600 seconds.
>>344070285
You're dangerously cheese and a hairy manlet. You're cute tho ;)
>>344067693
He got wrecked? Are you serious? The guy is literally bending down off the table forcing his bodyweight on the other guys arm. He cheated and then was like "I WIN!"
No, you cheated.
>>344068659
Exactly. He had to go balls to the wall cheat mode to win. The other guy had good composure not to call him a cheater, but you could see the pain in his face of being butt devastated.
>>344067693
the other guy was literally hanging off his arm
>>344070269
That's fucking stupid. But then again SJWs and such aren't really known for their shining intelligence. How are we supposed to be 'progressive' and supportive of such people if the very term that is used about them is made taboo.
>>344070456
I owuld do that with Mister K 4 years ago, these days he looks like a farmer or something.
I hope Hurblat is still looking good.
Reminder that it's not JUST singing. He's even got a guitar.
>shit
BANNED
>SHIT
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>shit
Should they just stop the run and ban him?
BANNED
He said a naughty word, insta ban.
>shit
KILL ON SIGHT
>shit!
Oh my, I guess someone is getting banned!
>shit
>I said a bad word.
How fucking frigid is the atmosphere.
why doesn't GDQ just ban the whole event so we don't have to watch it anymore
What the fuck is this guy's problem
>>344070891
All those banned memes are only partially jokes.
>>344070891
Next year they're going to be streaming from an oxygen tent
Our boy Johncarls on world record pace here homeslices
>>344067693
Why is this a fucking baby event?
Who the fuck is the aim of this behavior?
Its not children watching, its not children there, its not children donating or receiving money.
Is the staff the only children in GDQ?
Just tuned in, haven't watched much, but damn this game makes me wish there were new subbed GC:CX episodes.
>>344070993
He's unironically speed running a Little Mermaid game.
Hey /v/ back from work with 3 hours of sleep last night. Has anyone run more cringy shit than ty the tasmanian tiger?
>having no backup plans or strats
>at a speedrunning event
seriously what the fuck, why are there so many of these people here
Sick movement in this game
>>344063120
What's with the "no profanity" rule? Some of the games that are going to be run are rated M anyway.
>>344071071
Not with this RNG
Any particularly entertaining trainwrecks so far?
>>344071076
Sponsors
>fighting walrus in game
>walrus on the couch
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>344071076
>Its not children watching,
Actually it is, now. Many families or dads with their kids or something watching now.
GDQ is a normie corporate fundraiser.
>>344071109
He doesn't take it as seriously as you think it is. He has repeatedly stated that it's a piss easy game.
>>344070987
Because if they do that, then all we have left is ESA and NASA. ESA isn't that bad as far as events go, just really barebones, but NASA was a trainwreck.
>>344071219
Your life
>no Ducktales 2 remastered
Damn.
>>344071178
you can beat the game casually in 15 minutes
>Jerk
Banned.
>>344071178
Because political correctness >>>>> Talent for our jewish overlords
>>344071192
Little girls that break their piggy banks RUN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!
>>344071192
Hope to god they just accept swearing in those specific games
>>344071076
Children are allowed to be there, kid friendly event
also, sponsors
My dick twitches when I see Ariel flopping around out of the water
>>344071219
ty the tasmanian tiger
re2 and silent hill 3 for the cringe
>>344071140
This run should beat it 100-0, especially since the singing goal got met.
>"thicc" is autoban in chat
>uses a meme
>it doesn't land
ooooh god, kill me now
>>344071349
>re2 and silent hill 3
why were they cringe?
>hurr i've been playing this game religiously for years but i can't tell you anything about the story
Why do so many speedrunners do this? I'm not talking about this memer in particular that's playing right now, but it's a constant theme with everyone.
>>344071337
Has anyone actually seen a kid in that place?
>>344071140
Sonic 06 and NES little mermaid right now
>>344071234
BUT MAKING IT FAMILY FRIENDLY IS NOT MAKING MORE MONEY
>>344071337
Yeah I was banned from school too for saying bad words.
nobody says bad words in school
>>344071349
>ty the tasmanian tiger
what happened with that one?
>>344071140
Not really, couple of the sonic games were pretty autistic but that's about it
>>344071192
They already ran Wolfenstein TNO and every other word from BJ is swearing. They just ignored it. Really kinda' silly.
>>344071260
>normie
OH MY GOD
NORMIES ARE SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
NORMAL
UNLIKE ME
YOU
WANNA
KNOW
WHY?
BECAUSE I WATCH JAPANESE CARTOONS
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WITH A PAIR OF EYES AND LEGS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU I'M SECRETLY A FREAK, A CREATURE OF THE UNDERGROUND, BECAUSE I WATCH CARTOONS FROM JAPAN, UNLIKE THOSE "NORMIES"
GOD I'M SO FUCKING WEIRDDD
WE
WUZ
MERMAIDS
is that this guy on the couch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec
Oh boy here we go. Singing HOOOOOYYYYP!
>>344070891
I'm showing this to a kindergarten class I sub for so they better fucking keep it clean.
>"and time will be on the..."
What the fuck??? 9 minutes?
>>344071418
There were a few when I went a couple years ago. Probably more now.
Now for the autism.
>>344071219
People donated for a pacifist Tasmanian tiger run and Kythol just killed a bunch of enemies and said "Whoops".
>Zeus
>>344071234
>somethingautistic.cum
>the yetee
isn't it the same sponsors that have been with them for all time? Really having a hard time believing that some sponsors would fuck up an event like this.
>>344071412
runner keeps saying letsago
does the tch shit aka suckin his teeth
keeps mentioning hes been awake for 42 hours
does audible sighs constantly
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.36_[2016.06.27_19.44.55].png](https://i.imgur.com/95lMQUZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 12 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.36 [2016.06.27 19.44.55]")
why can't more speedruns be like this one, short and fast
prepare your autismholes
>>344071412
LETSA GO
>>344071518
It's a joke you dingus
>>344071412
>re2
LETSAGO
>sh3
Not sure but maybe its the run where the announcer kept cherrypicking lame puns that would drive Ghandi to murder.
If thats not it then someone should point out which run that was in.
why is it suddenly packed now
>paid to be sent to SGDQ
what a fag
>>344071458
calm down, autist
>>344066230
As much skill as a game of rock paper scissors
>>344071436
>a big sponsors pays Yewama $$$ and says keep the event family friendly
>Fun is now banned
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831416673.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831486002.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831576890.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467833287988.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467833817088.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467834778349.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467835141070.webm
http://webmshare.com/QxnJg
>>344071492
beats the stairclimbing expedition that was FF1 a few years ago.
PUT ON YOUR CRINGE PROTECTION
HERE IT COMES BOYS
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T H I C C
Oh my god how is that couch not imploding under the weight
>>344071506
That really only scratches the surface of why that run was so bad. I mean, that was the most egregious affront, but the entire thing was a mess.
Remember to donate for this great cause.
that runner seemed like a pretty chill guy, would hang out with
Jesus christ this was the most boring GDQ
HE'S GOT A GUITAR
FUCK
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THICKERRRRRR
>ywn marry a cutie aryan
Nothin little about that mermaid on the couch
why is speedrunning so boring
I didn't even notice fat Sinbad on the couch behind him.
>>344071597
Here to see the autist sing.
WARNING WARNING WARNING
CRITICAL LEVELS OF CRINGE INCOMING
WARNING WARNING WARNING
HOLY FUCK HI RES ALBINO CUTIE ALERT I'M IN LOVE
>>344071447
>Devs messaged
>Runner insulted the devs
>Runner thanks a gmod community
>Donated for a pacifist run
>Runner kills everything
so who allowed this man to sing?
OH NO THEY'RE GONNA SING
THANK GOD FOR THE MUTE BUTTON.
THICC
>>344071451
>That feel when Jimi Hendrix died for our freedom
>>344071458
You're weird.
TIME TO MUTE
Please don't
>>344071626
fun is dead
>>344071620
But really what the fuck is the gain when you are not bringing more viewers to the event?
Family friendlyness is ACTIVELY KILLING the interest in the event.
That does not raise profits for anyone.
>>344071458
Having children automatically makes you a normie
>that fat thing actually seems kinda cute
oh god no what's going on
that poor couch...
WARNING
WARNING
CRINGESTORM APPROACHING
WARNING
WARNING
>>344071506
Easily golden run of the week
>fuck the donation incentive
>devs donated completly ignores it and shit talks them the whole time
>That ending glitch
>I have a trick for casual players but I won't show it
>forgets how to run a game that he ran for 5 years
That whole run was gold
>>344071596
>Not sure
It was the same guy as the RE2 run and he was doing the same LETSAGO shit.
I hope he fucks up and swears during it
>>344069392
>>344069463
thanks doc
CRINGE INCOMING
I want to impregnate Ursula with a lot of half-octopus babies!
wasn't there one time where a guy with a guitar came on and started singing a song about speedrunning
am I remembering something that really happened
>>344071337
>still run M rated games with violence swearing and lewdness
Yes, this is the moment I have been waiting for
>People unironically prefer the landwhale over the qt blonde
>GUITAR
WE'RE APPROACHING THE PEAK OF THE EVENT
What is he looking at, /v/?
IS SHE GONNA SING?
Fuck this shit. I'm out of here.
>F-Zero music
>No F-Zero on schedule
Fuck you too
>>344071447
well runner got banned
he didn't go through with pacifist run incentive which was 5k
developer donated and he didn't acknowledge it
shat on the game after developer donated
wouldn't shut the fuck up. and thanked his g mod server at the end
ah christ here it fuckin comes lads
>They have had a couch behind the couch off screen the entire time
>getting all this shit set up for a two minute song
>>344071626
He's still homeless?
Haven't seen him streaming in years.
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>344071702
It's fun when you're doing it yourself. A cool little project that lets you get replay value out of your favorite games.
It's not fun to watch for non-speedrunners because it's like the video game equivalent of watching a model train show.
These marathons were a mistake.
>>344071563
Just wait for the several hour RPG "speedruns". Fucking abominations they are.
>>344071701
tried to think of a landwhale pun and failed
the blonde has some crazy eyes
IF YOU MUTE YOU'RE A PUSSY
DON'T PROVE YOUR DAD RIGHT
>that humpback whale on the right
holy fuck the mass
>>344071816
Fuuuuck. Dont suppose you know which run had the barrage of atrocious "jokes"?
Our boy Johncarls gonna tear it up on the acoustic guitar
>open stream
>guy has a guitar
>>344071626
BIGGEST fuckwit
awful person
>>344071874
food
>>344071878
Watch it just be the hamplanet.
>No shortdescription for bid
are you for real
>guy comes on screen with a musical instrument
>>344071880
cute little girls shouldnt make such obscene gestures.
>>344071880
isn't speedrunning a racing game a little redundant?
>fullscreen qt blonde
>>344071874
His ascension to the position of cringe lord
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GONNA SING
A BAD SONG
BAD SONG
A BAD SONG
I haven't been watching the stream since it started, has anything cringe worthy like the previous years happened yet?
>>344071941
I don't, sorry.
part of your world any% speedrun
this is fucking lame
>singalong
MASHIN THAT MF MUTE BUTTON
>>344071880
Is it only during winter they run that? Fucking love F-zero
HERE WE GO
why does this blond girl look so nervous. she looks like she's gonna cry or shit herself constantly
>>344071976
who are you trying to kid? you're gonna listen to it so you can complain about it on here
isn't it already annual that they song disney songs
wasn't it during kingdom hearts last time
>>344071937
Headphones on
Volume 100%
>>344071969
NOT ENOUGH.
it is time
>>344071596
Demon's Crest was the run with all the pun donations and they were the best.
>singalong
Tab Closed.
>>344071821
>Playing Megabyte Punch with stream in background
>Beat final boss
>Hear F-Zero music
>OH SHIT
>Tab in to see fag with guitar
>Oh, nice timing
>Mute
wew
What's so fun about watching a bunch of balding white men playing video games?
>have fun with this
BANNED
>you now remember that time when spikevegeta sang that gay as fuck gaston song
HURRY UP AND GET IN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
And time to mute.
Someone record the qt blonde albino chick singing along
>>344072004
She's ugly as fuck m8
Our boy Johncarls is actually not too bad
STOP
HE-HE'S PRETTY GOOD
IT BEGINS
MAKE IT STOP
why does it sound like Fall Out Boy covering a Disney song
we wuz musicians and shit lol
fat chick wants to eat him
>>344071918
For normal play through, would be 30+ hours and underleveled.
WE MUTE
better than expected.
>even /v/ sings part of your world better than this guy
Oh Jesus Christ
>Not singing Disney villain songs
Faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtbMnixO2nc
>This is something I could do yearly
>>344072067
Look at what is either side of her, wouldn't you be fucking terrified?
>This song
>On guitar
It's like pouring bleach into my ears.
who let the albino and the whale on the couch? oh and that fat black guy?
ok for being a fat autistic shit hes not half bad at singing DESU famalam.
what the fuck is this
the fuck are those ugly female things that couch
>>344072042
Well they're singing Disney shit now.
>things happening
UGH CRINGE AM I RIGHT BROS
this is cuckcore
>>344072087
We got a pussy here.
what the fuck this guy is actually decent
>>344063120
YEAH! YEAH!!!! FUCK EVERYTHING! BURN IT DOWN! YEAH!
>Singing
DROPPED
NO ONE SINGS
this actually isn't as bad as i expected.
his guitar is kind of out of tune though.
JOHNCARLS IS CUTE! CUUUUUUUTE
oft, his voice.
>no one joins
>Not Under the Sea
It's not bad
Alright, this event has lost the plot and officially crawled up its own asshole.
>>344071992
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
>calls out for others to join
>not a single person sings along
>no one sings along
kek
>>344072004
>qt
you blind m8?
CANT WAKE UP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Video games.
Huh, he can actually sing, he tried to get the audience involved though so he gets an auto F.
He's not that bad.
>sing along
>Only singer is singing
>>344071785
What do you think the people behind this event give more fucks about, viewer/donation numbers that don't directly benefit them in anyway or what the sponsor who directly pays them wants?
THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT THAT BAD ACTUALLY MAKES IT WORSE
This guy's actually not bad. I like this.
>>344072117
Quit talking shit, that was the best singalong at any GDQ along with Blueglass and iateyourpie's duet.
>>344072101
>Köksal Baba
why?
>>344071992
How so
Hey thisn is pretty good, not cringe at all.
WORST BLOCK
WHAT'S THE WORD AGAIN
>the head shape of that glack guy on the couch
LOL
Huh, not actually a terrible singer.
Acceptable.
>>344072234
>>344072245
mics are muted
RUSHING
oh god. i had to mute the stream.
IS THIS REAL
Major they might be giants vibe from this guy
WHERE
ARE
THE
VIDEO
GAMES
Eh. I've honestly heard a lot worse from people that actually call themselves singers.
He can actually sing. Huh.
>blond attention whore mouthing words the entire time
SMASH DAT FUKKIN MUTE BUTTON
>pls kill me
This isn't bad at all. Stop being edgy you faglords.
I PICKED THE RIGHT TIME TO TUNE IN JESUS FUCK
What the fuck is this
>>344072235
I would say a little bit more then kind of.
>>344072187
That's Jaqouin, they hired him to fuck singer's albino girldfriend while white guy number two and whale watch
>>344072062
All the good F-Zero runners are giving GDQs the cold shoulder
>>344072252
>Not Kiss the Girl
>white people
IT'S NOT CRINGE BUT I WANNA CRINGE
>>344072347
CRINGE
J U S T
U
S
T
>this fucking cringe fiesta
WHERES THE GAMES
>disney sing a long!
.........i've never heard this disney song and i pride myself on knowing the lyrics to almost all the songs wtf
This is some gay shit
>whats the word again
[Mumbling intensifies]
So glad I'm drinking wine to dull the pain
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
SOMETHING
>SOMETHING
>>344072339
Except for >>344072347 I'd agree.
>>344071937
Right when I muted, I saw this post. Fuck you, man.
>>344072352
This. I don't understand why people are claiming "cringe".
could be worse desu
>>344072428
:3
>>344072357
ugh right criiiinge muted
come on, he's not even bad
>>344072207
Not really cringe (I don't get that buzzword anyways) but it sure does not sound good.
NEW
>>344072420
>FORGETS THE WORDS
THERE WE FUCKING GO
>>344072153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDiHBM02Fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8
WRAP IT UP
He's good at guitar/singing, he's cute, he's good at speedruns, he's funny.
Can I marry this man pls?
>everyone over reacting to a sing-along
Must be a dry year for cringe this time around.
>>344072305
I'd think being able to keep the event up long term would matter to them more than what their shit sponsors says considering they are driving down "business"
You don't listen to retarded bosses and expect to be succesful.
HAHA FRANKERZ!
>twitch meme joke at the end
drink
cringe yet better than I expected
not bad, should have done a better song though
MAKE IT STOP
WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REPENT!!!!!!
I can't help myself
PART OF YOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLDDDDDDDDD
>>344072347
you do know that's part of the song, right?
YOU WATCHED IT!
YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!
TUNE IN FOR MORE....
TALES OF CRINGE!!!
>>344072406
That's the problem to be quite honest.
I wanted memes. This is just booooooring.
Well, that wasn't so bad
"And now I'd like to play a little tune you all might know as BULLS ON PARADE!!!!!"
>>344072451
>Haven't watched The Little Mermaid
Come on now son.
>>344072371
Oh, that's what it is! I couldn't put my finger on what it was reminding me of.
Dat frankerz ref
for what purpose
>asks people to sing along
>noone sings along
>everyone starts clapping instead
mfw america
Its done, we survived.....
>all that hype for nothing
You promised me cringe /v/
>>344071889
>>344071715
Somehow I always miss these
>>344072401
>literally a singalong
>calling someone an attention whore for participating
Please kill yourself
>>344072517
IS THIS BAIT
>>344072413
albino looks like she could fit inside of one of whales thighs.
>>344072474
well now you know that your family was right
He was great, fuck you all.
honestly not as bad as some of the autists who come on board to speedrun
>>344072467
>not vodka and bleach
wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be
>>344072568
Ariel's alone when she sings it in the movie though.
She doesn't ask an audience.
Jokes on you guys I was away for all of that. Only caught the tail end of the applause.
So what words/phrases are banned?
>>344072432
Just imagine how quickly your life would end if she sat on you.
Literally just turned on stream 1 minute ago.
Come the fuck on sgdq 2016
That wasn't even bad until the frankerz thing.
You faggots should never go out in public.
>that blonde chick giving him a straight up eyefuck
>>344072473
It's part of the song, you nerd.
>>344072598
donation incentive
Why?
>>344072517
you never heard the song before, have you?
GUYS PLEASE SING ALONG I FORGOT THE WORDS
>Mute City theme starts playing
eh that wasn't that bad you faggots fiend for le cringe and drama too much
>>344072569
MEEGOSH
They actual got someone who could sing. Bretty gud minus the Twitch joke. Not nearly as bad as the KH massacre at AGDQ.
>>344072592
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
can't believe i draw that hard of a blank
no one knows the damn lyrics for that particuar song. should've done Under the Sea.
>>344063120
Any /v/ streams to watch this with other /v/irgins? I don't want to shitpost with twitchfags.
>>344071937
my dad is a fat anime watching linux neckbeard
it's a miracle I was even conceived
>overkill
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>344072680
It's still in the song. He did great.
Autistic cringers should be shot.
>>344071260
I can't imagine watching this with a child.
They wouldn't understand anything these guys are saying, plus every 5 min someone joyfully says "Kill the Animals!!!."
Being a kid who likes video games should mean spending time playing games, not watching them.
What's the word again?CRINGE
>>344072680
And? She still says, "What's the word?" pauses for a second, and then continues. It's part of the song.
He even skipped one with the "what's a fire and how does it, what's the word, burn?"
>>344072853
your dad sounds cool, who is his waifu
>>344072812
I want video games, not singing.
>>344063120
/v/ is literally no fun allowed. I don't even know why I come back here to talk to you autistic fucks.
>>344072428
photoshopped feet is worse feet
Overkill coming out hardcore. Speedrun heist would be pretty awesome actually.
>>344072320
This gif is triggering me. Thats how NOT to fucking kill yourself. Hes aiming at his nose. He will end up blowing his fucking teeth and nose off and lay bleeding in agony and not die.
What is this from btw. Is that Thomas Jane from the Punisher?
>>344072847
DAHLING IT'S BETTER
DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
UNDA DA SEEE
>>344072680
She was with Flounder
>DUCKTALES THE MOON
THIS MY JAM
THIS BLOODY SONG
IT'S SO GOOOOOOOOD
>>344073025
>3 minutes of break in a week of speedrunning is too much
>Retards ITT who think he really forgot the words
Jesus christ, you have no right to cringe at anything
>>344071260
YEAH HEY SON WANNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR OLD MAN?
TIME TO WATCH TWENTYSOMETHINGS PLAY GAMES TWO 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU SON, BET YOU'LL ENJOY WATCHING IT
did they break 150k viewers yet?
Its kind of embarrassing to have tried to push GDQ in the mainstream the past 3 years and cant even break 150k before the last day
>>344072908
dude, the overwhelming majority of the YouTube Let's Play audience is children. Kids watch video games more than they play them.
>lmao cringe xd
are these threads just the twitch community coming to /v/? it's fucking awful
>>344073069
It's near the end of like The Mist or The Fog or something like that.
Ducktales music got me pumped
>>344073143
They should just admit that nobody wants to watch speedrunning except severe autists
>trihard during ducktales theme
I understand this reference
>>344073127
It is cringey because he tried to involve a pack of people of whom probably 95% is THE guy who slinks away into the background in any social gathering.
>>344073125
It is desu senpai baka
DUCKTALES
WOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40
>>344072849
open up the stream in a separate window and go to 4chan.org/v/sgdq
>>344073037
We were having fun until his fuck wit decided to indulge himself.
Why would guys want to watch another guy play a love song on a guitar?
>>344072908
Tell that to all the minecraft channels out there
Who /ChickenAndBroccoli/ here? Trying to cut before the beach to look shredded to pull in QTs.SGDQ is dead to me.
Kevin Ownens
>>344073373
>indulge himself
It was a donation incentive.
>>344073431
kek
>it's a "I think I'm the funniest guy in the world so I'll sarcastically joke in every little comment during the entire run" commentary episode
>>344073143
The idea of trying to make it mainstream is pretty retarded, normies will never have an interest in watching a week of people playing random ass video games, so why are people trying to appeal to them?
they should play overwatch or LoL if they want people to actually watch
>>344073290
Not funny all. They are literally and ironically being try hards when it come to being a "racist".
>>344073668
Because normies do enjoy tuning in for whatever game they have nostalgia for and normies also fall all over themselves for "gaming for a cause!"
>>344073723
>League of Viewbotting
kek
>>344073668
GDQs are still ten times the size of the second biggest speedrunning marathon, so they're doing something right.
>>344073736
It's twitch chat mate, why do you give a fuck? It's like giving a shit about youtube comments being racist
>>344073431
Stop bringing a brother down. He can't help being an African and having brown skin.
>>344063739
gibe list
>>344073736
*at all
Sorry for the typo folks.
>>344073408
I /eggsAndYoghurt/
>tfw started lifting a month ago and already seeing results
>>344073013
Not a clue. Definitely not Asuka.
>>344073773
I think you've got a distorted view of what normies are if you think any of them would ever watch speedrunning. You have to be some form of enthusiast to watch this shit, which is why tailoring everything to be safe for soccer moms is fucking retarded
>>344073861
It's because racism should be a more serious thing, not a "le funneh ebin maymay xD"
And yeah, I would give a shit about racist YouTube comments too.
>>344073069
It's from the Mist.
He knew that there were no bullets in the gun if that makes you feel any better about his bad aim.
>>344067186
is that a dude?
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