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It's dead, Jim
>now
Runny Egg
>next
Sonic Colors DS
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
memes
Haha memes!
>this event
>lila
>a guy
WHAT
>have to sit through this literally who game to get to Sonic
>>344026847
AGDQ 2017.jpg
>>344026847
damn when the fuck was that pic taken
1st for thicc girl on stream
WTF is Runny Egg
>>344026926
yfw sonic runs are shit
is there a sonic run that is not that random platformer unfunny as fuck? or should I skip 3 hours?
>>344026905
>tfw no cory run
please only reply to this if you donated and how much you have
$50 dollars from me so far
Reminder that MSF helps ISIS fighters
GREETINGS
>>344026926
you don't have to, go watch something else
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POST MORE MEW
>>344026951
Endless runner.
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
G r e e t i n g s
f r o m
G e r m a n y !
>>344027006
FROM
almost forgot how good the shovelknight soundtrack was
Is blue shirt guy cuddling or headlocking the other guy?
tfw no gif
SHOW ME YOUR SPEEDRUNNING FACE
GREETINGS
> these meme donations
G r e e t i n g s
͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏ ͏͏ f r o m
͏͏ ͏͏G e r m a n y
Two guys fucking on the left
Isn't this like a Sonic fan game or something? Why should it be in the Sonic block otherwise.
haHAA
>this announcer spaghetti
what shovel knight track is this
>tfw no bf
CRINGE
GDQ IS FUCKING DEAD
AHAHAHAHA
>>344026989
just donated $0
match me
>>344027168
> tfw no wide hipped bf with a 4-inch dick to suck for hours
>>344027063
>the weak should fear the strong
Reminder that not even pneumonia can finish our guy
Runny Egg runs are cool because there is a jump tech you can do by pressing half the R trigger
someone needs to nuke fucking germany
>mfw I'm german
F E E L S R U N N I N G
>>344026991
Explain.
just a reminder that Sonic blocks are just fucking fags making the same jokes that are years old at this point and not doing anything interesting at all
>>344026991
No that was Diamond Dogs
>>344026905
Honestly the good games are far and few in between. I wish they would have at least had an awful games block, I feel like nobody thinks the game they are running is shit.
I'm still enjoying bits and pieces here and there though.
>>344027257
Am I supposed to know who Viper is?
>>344026991
what the fuck does this cozy ben carson meme mean
>>344027230
pls b in england
>greetings from germany
>>344027285
You did nothing wrong.
CAN WE BAN THESE DONATIONS OH MY F U C K I N G GOD
>>344027318
Sounds like /v/
>>344027285
what the hell is wrong with you niggers, why do you feel the need to greet everyone?
is it because you want to feel liked or something
>>344027297
What happened there ?
I fell asleep during super meat boy.
>this is a 3DS game
holy fuck
What the literal fuck is this game
>>344027057
cuddling :3
>a made up category with literal god mode
Gee, this run will be interesting too.
>>344027285
ARBEIT MACHT FREI
>>344027310
It's pretty straightforward. MSF treats ISIS members because they're moralfags.
ARBITRARY CATEGORIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3DS was a mistake
The only good game on it is Monster Hunter
choke
people who find puns funny are fuckin cancerous
>>344027360
You better if you're not a coward
>>344027360
Newfag
>I made up a category to make it as easy as possible
>Blaming the 3DS again
Fuck off
>>344027424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNlubUsWI
>You will never obsessively play a shit game nobody's heard of just to get world record and be invited to an autist meetup to spread your autism across the world.
>sonic but as an egg
>egg puns
just kill this man
>he's already choking
>30 minutes of what looks to be a mobile game
>EGG
>RELATED
>PUNS
What the actual fuck is this game, I've never heard of it in my life
Also fuck these commentators I'm tired of puns
>>344027489
>Monster Hunter
>Good
>>344027067
>can't fucking die
Wow great fucking run so much skill
>>344027403
for what purpose
>>344027515
>He made up a category to make it easy
>He still sucks
>this LITERALLY WHO GAME got accepted
>But Spongebob won't.
fuck everything.
![tumblr_ngsuna6xyh1qg1097o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8IVr8jL.png "tumblr ngsuna6xyh1qg1097o1 1280[1]")
When is the Scrimmy Bungus speedrun?
>literally who runner
>literally what game
>personal made up category
COME THE FUCK ON
They should host an alternate stream only showing the game, with no commentary or donation reading.
That'd be maximum comfy to watch.
Reminder that our vipe took on THOD1+2 and WON
Puns are the lowest form of humour in eggstence.
As-salāmu ʿalaykum from Germany, watching this with my wife's son Ahmed
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
>>344027495
>mfw neo/v/ will respond to posts like this with "you just hate le fun!"
>>344027489
The bestEtrians are ok too
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.iloveegg.com/eng_index.htm
I'm assuming it's because they've just got a lot more shitty games being run this time around that they're barely raising anything compared to AGDQ?
January hit 2 mill right? (there's also so little content I'm interested in this time)
what the fuck did I tune into
what the fuck is this?
Looks like a smartphone game tbqh
This game reminds me of Ivy the Kiwi? in more ways than one.
> tumblr egg meme
le gun
>>344027504
>>344027505
Sorry I don't care about your garbage celeb memes
Guess I'm not gay enough to fit in
>>344027624
>He's this mad
>sonic clone
>No spinning while jumping unless you were already rolling
What the fuck is this shit?
>>344027635
http://www.iloveegg.com/egg_english.htm
>check out this game that nobody runs in this category I made up so I don't die lmao
Who let this in
Holy fuck all this choking
>>344027527
gay
>>344027718
Stay mad redditor
>>344027590
>Battle for Bikini Bottom run never ever
>>344027602
Maybe you should just become a Catholic Monk, no noises would be extra comfy.
>>344027527
nice words
>no donations
>This run
>>344027593
after Idolmaster
>they don't like eggs
Enjoy your nogainz faggots
>everything about this run
>his skill at landing those """tricky tight""" jumps
Just shoot me in the face right now
WERE JUST GONNA RESTART
>>344027590
Yesterday we had a game that literally only the guy who ran it ever played besides the developer.
What eggxactly is wrong with this run? I think it's smashing.
>>344027624
i had to pause crunchyroll to respond to this
dont let this happen again - or else
well atleast it can't be that lo
oh my god its 30 minutes
kill me
Greetings from Germany, watching with my wife's son, he's really enjoying it, it's fun to see all the games that gave me trouble when I was younger get destroyed on stream, here's 20 dollars for a good cause. Let's kick cancer in the butt and save those animals!
>>344027484
They are also complete retards, and set up hospitals literally in the same building complex that ISIS fighters are operating out of.
Then they get all pissed off when they get airstriked or when tanks burst through their walls.
>my finger keeps coming off the run button
>literally who game
>literally who runner
>made up category
>shit game
>run full of chokes
Goodbye /v/, I'll be back for Sonic Adventure 2.
>>344027869
i was scared i got a virus so my fingers came off the run button
>this run
>>344027903
wait
take me with you
I wish I cared enough to wreck this guy
I bet I could beat his record and get WR (since he's the only one running this shit) with only a few days of practice
Post eggs.
why the fuck is chat spamming Cx is this the new ebin meme or what?
When are they going to do real games?
Does anyone care about 2d platformer no.2314515?
great run
>tries to start up a clap
>nobody follows because they have no idea what's fucking happening
>>344027635
>>344027735
>egg song is 12 years old
what is this
This is some Crash 2-level shit
>run a literally who game to get WR
>still fucks up this bad
>>344027403
she can be so fucking awesome from time to time
This istriggeringme
Oblivion Any% is like 10 mins, why not just stick a run in there and do the whole series?Then again with FO3 & 4 afterwards that might be way too much Bethesda
>>344027527
>chat is just a bunch of emoticons
Nice speech anyway
>>344027635
pure nostalgia, thanks for this friend
>>344027635
what is this ?
daily reminder
>no nudoom
>no rise of the tomb raider
>no halo 5
>no bloodbourne
>no dark souls 3
here have runny egg
>>344028073
BibleThump
>>344027973
I'd post eggman's genderbent self but I don't have an image saved
>DS speed runners
All these puns are eggsasperating, I love this shit.
And honestly, The game itself doesn't seem that bad.
>game doesn't even have a varied soundtrack
>>344027795
10/10
>>344028120
muh AAA
Whoever developed this has done what Sonic Team has failed to do all these years.
>>344028054
>Literally telling people not to have pride in their country
>Awesome
>>344028120
>No Jak 3
>No Ratchet UYA
>Runny Egg
>>344028120
>No triple A modern garbage
This is a bad thing, why?
blue speed streaks by
sonic the hedgehog
can't wait for the sonic block
>>344028056
Do you not remember the last time someone ran Oblivion at a GDQ?
I have to mute this shit, this song is annoying as fuck
>>344027826
They need to start rejecting unknown games, for fuck's sake. So many good runs were rejected.
For THIS.
did they just say "kind of impressive when you think about it"?
>>344028120
nudoom came out after submissions were decided, friendo
expect it at agdq
>>344027826
Also from last AGDQ, there was only 1 person playing this game while the runner was playing. Pro-tip:it was the runner.
http://steamcharts.com/app/337180
This is literally a better sonic game than Sonic 4 was.
>>344026847
So no ones even watching it? teehee
>>344028248
I personally don't. Mind giving me a refresher?
>>344028054
yeah shes doing an awesome job of ruining an entire continent
>>344028073
BibleThump
>>344028272
really makes you think...
>SANIC but as an egg
>can't go fast
NEXT
THIS IS FUCKING BORING
>>344028248
Elaborate? I must've completely missed that. Was it a disaster?
>no more yokes
>sonic 06 speedrun
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>344028264
Its a piss break you dumb cunt.
Put up a mediocre to shit run so people can go get air, food, take a shit.
>this fucking guy shaking his head and laughing to himself after ever shitty pun he makes
autism
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM
>>344028194
Germ mans are cancer
They should be genocided after WWII
Nobody would miss them
wow so cRiNgE
>>344027826
Don't forget that WII U shop game that only 3 runners can run because it auto patches the game and to run it you require 1.0 which you can't get unless you buy one of their WII U's.
>>344028212
so you're saying runny egg is better by a guy who cant even speedrun it
>people dont wanna see games they play or games that will entertain people if they dont play it, here have runny egg
Which sanic game is this?
what do you call medical professionals who treat terrorists?
doctors without borders.
>>344028298
Plenty watching, just on the stream tho
>>344028194
>pride in a country
>waving a little cheap plastic flag on a stage
nah buddy.....that's alright, The people are politicians and world leaders. Keep that shit for the retards and let those people be "professionals"
these fucking donation comments.
>this is a perfect time to come up with some shitty pun and hope it gets read
>this is my time to shine
+1
I'm absolutely convinced this is actually the 2nd time he's ever played this game.
>>344027583
They have some sorta unspoken rule about showing off national pride.
It's seen as a huge taboo in Germany. Been going on since the wall fell.
>>344028446
Eggmans Wild Run
it this 2d billy hatcher?
>>344028452
Proof they treat terrorists?
>>344028384
I AM ALL I AM ALL I AMshadow the hedgehog run when
Just came to say that this is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
Peace out and HOYPE.
>runs that are 2 hours or longer
>>344028314
Reminder
>>344028337
>>344028307
IIRC it was at last year's GDQ, runner fucked up many things and at one point ended up softlocking the game and having to noclip some sections.
>>344028376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE_Glg85-60
>>344028497
you cucks really need to get over it. the cold war was in the last century.
>>344028446
This game focuses on sanic's sworn rival,Eggman
>>344027856
*unsheathes katana*
*walks past you*
*slowly sheathes katana*
*CLICK*
Have you read your SICP today?
>search "Runny Egg Speedrun"
>99% of the videos are by Danray
>>344028562
>runs that take longer to set up than to beat
>>344028324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfpxcNF5sVk
>>344028497
It doesn't matter anymore anyway because there is nothing to take pride in left
I could do better than this with 1 day of practice.
Absolutely embarrassing.
>>344028376
Or you can just put all good games becausepeople have varying opinions and not every game is up to someones taste.
> googles does MSF treat terrorists
> all I can find are clickbait articles called "it's time to treat doctors without borders as a terrorist organization"
> one of the sources is the fucking blaze
ok anon
Who's ready for sonic block?
>>344028596
how can a human be so ugly?
oh wait, it's a britcuck
Good thing they approved this Runny Egg Eggernaut run, but none of these runs
>>344028638
Did you expect anyone else to run this?
>>344028194
I assume she is trying to run EU into a federation so being nationalist would be counter productive. When one of the leading states starts being nationalistic the smaller ones start to want to flee in fear of being forced to speak German.
>>344028638
he actually said he invented that category....so
>>344028525
They will treat literally anyone, including terrorists.
But don't worry, the MSF won't use their donation money for that, they will most likely use it to fund their most recent project, bringing in boats of migrants to Europe!
>>344028727
>10 hour speedrun
>>344028690
Me
Much bigger than Megashit block.
>it's a runner is shit so he runs a game nobody has heard of episode
>>344028727
>10:00:00
>>344028767
what category are we talkin about
>>344028727
>gtfo kid
Pretty rude.
>>344028497
>unspoken rule
It's literally a set of laws
>>344028120
>>344028638
JUST WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>344028727
>there will never be a 10 hour harvest moon run
>>344028690
i never got that picture
Doesn't sonic only get his speed from his boots?
>>344028727
>10 hour run
>8 hour run.
How about you neck yourself.
>>344028727
>10, 8 hour runs
jesus christ
>>344028794
>>344028808
I would rather watch that than 30 minutes of Runny Egg
>>344028794
there's a 20 hour one on the bottom
>>344028690
Not me, Sonic blocks are trash and usually the only interesting thing about them is if they do a glitch exhibition at the end since 3d Sonic games tend to be buggy as shit
>>344028727
This event gets shittier every year.
>>344028497
National pride is fucking stupid. Nobody should be proud of anything that they didn't do or at least influence in a big way.
>>344028819
literally god mode
he takes no damage when bumping into enemies
Have there been any good runs? I've seen Hagane, Dustforce and DKC:TF
>"I'm the only one who runs this game"
>>344028727
I don't get it, am I supposed to be mad?
>>344028926
SHOCKER
>>344028727
>10 hour
>8 hour
kill yourself
when they allow final fantasy runs, that shit is not hype, spam op item to win every fight skip all dialogue, who the fuck enjoys this, why even practice this, when do you piss and shit
>>344028925
Jedi Academy was the GOAT
>>344028120
Do they usually run games that new? Doesn't it take a little while to find interesting tricks?
>>344028926
it's LITERALLY this easy to be a speedrunner and go to GDQ
Reddit is turning on GDQ now
>I'm the only one that runs this game
PLEASE STOP ACCEPTING THESE, OR STOP PUTTING THEM ON IN DECENT TIME SLOTS
OH MY FUCK
>you can't do this level on hard so I'm switching to easy
>he already has god mode on
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>344028727
>Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
>Bad
>>344028727
>no cory in the house
>that ff tactics rejection and description
holy fuck i'm laffin
what the fuck is happening
>>344028682
They spill spend money and resources on niggers when there are white children who go to bed hungry every night.
is esa really as good as old gdq?
Still better than that fucking animal crossing from agdq
I dont follow this too much but it seems like you guys complain about it each and every year. Who decides what games get ran in the first place? Is it not up to votes or something.
Is this basically E3 where you guys tune in to see how cringey and bad it is and for pure laughs, or am I just hearing the complaints and the people enjoying it don't post as much about enjoying it?
>>344028727
>FFTA
>20h
>gtfo kid
oh wow
>>344028857
not in that guy's weird furry foot fetish world
>>344026909
lul at people who thought it was a waifu girl
>>344028896
Being proud of yourself because of things your country did is retarded.
So is being ashamed of yourself because of things your country did.
Agreed?
>>344029047
check
this game is fucking trash this even gets worse every year
>>344028993
you have to go back
>>344028993
>delete
>>344028727
Why the fuck would they reject Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby but approve this garbage egg game?
>>344028727
I'm interested in the Winnie the Pooh home run derby now that game was the shit when /sp/ found it.
>>344029061
this board is for complaining about videogames
>>344028406
t. roach
>>344028918
>Speedrunner intentionally chooses the easiest way to play the game
What else is new? Don't they all pull this shit?
Someone please just kill this run.I just want to watch a glitchy mess of sonic runs.
>>344029029
What, are you expecting charitable organizations to replace social programs that should be feeding hungry children?
Say what you want but this game is pretty fun
>>344029047
it's less sanitised than GDQ for sure but can be hit and miss
>hype for sonic colours
>it's the ds version
3 SHIT RUNS IN A ROW
>tfw no sonic 3 and knuckles run
I would've love to see that...
>>344029094
Yeah, of course it goes both ways.
>Egg puns
These are the most rotten puns.
>>344028727
>it's not fair that one meme game got in
>so all of these meme games should get in as well
no one in their right mind would put Harvest Moon in a GDQ and the rest are either too long or just plain stupid.
Yeah, this literally who game is literally who, but at least it only take a half hour.
ONLY 10 MORE MINUTES OF THIS FUCK
GERMANY
ERMANY
RMANY
MANY
ANY
NY
Y
>this announcer cherry picking pun donations
fuck off FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
why is sgdq so popular in germany?
>30 minute platformer with speed mechanics
>/v/ flips their shit because they never played it
fuck off
>>344029061
The later but it's also true that this event gets shittier and shittier, while these threads get bigger and bigger.
The result is twitch chat only slower because some of the troglodytes here are stalled by the captcha.
Schwagger - greetings from naziland - first time viewer - first time donator - OMG
>>344029232
Eggscellent.
>god mode
I like this run. It's comfy
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G r e e t i n g s
͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏ ͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏ ͏͏ f r o m
͏͏ ͏͏G e r m a n y
Guys
What's the freakiest hobby you know?
It's anime, right?
Those corporate cartoons surely don't let us be normies, eh?
OH GOD I'M SUCH A FREAK I WATCH ANIME
>>344028925
Abe's Odyssey New'N'Tasty glitchless
Guy was all alone in the room and started off nervous but it was a good run of a hard as fuck game
>>344029168
t. roach?
>>344029268
Efficiency
this game looks like one of those rip off games you get on your iphone or from newgrounds
>>344028727
I would unironically love to see that FFTA run. Also FFTA Any% is a great run too, would be cool to have that
I bet most greetings from germany aren't even from germany
>These donations
>These puns
I cannot.
>>344029272
I WANT MUH 5 HOUR LONG RPG RUNS REEEE.
WHERE IS MUH BLOODBORNE. I... I NEED MY TRIPLE A GARBAGE.
>>344029268
I don't know anon, I don't know. I only watch it because of you guys.
>>344028727
>iM@S 2 rejection description
Imagining all the Takane-fags and Azusa-fags on divided ends of the hall throwing things at each other and the runner.
>>344028993
early GDQ watcher find it boring now because they remember all the fun off the earlier ones
loads of new people find it exciting because its their first time
>>344026847
>Sonic Recolors DS
Nice
>>344029061
It's hit and miss every year. There are good runs but the majority are bad and the cringe sometimes eclipses E3 cringe easily.
>Don't have to do anything
>Jumps
>Messes up but recovers
Okay.
>>344028120
>no undertale
>>344029272
He's in fucking god mode and sucks to boot, fuck off
THANK GOOOD
>hold right to win in the final level
Who the fuck allowed this
>>344029392
He is the only one in the world to speedrun that game so no matter how much he matches up he will always have WR
>>344028690
This is is fucking NSFW
>>344029047
They've got 2 streams so if one is boring you can always switch. They're like how old GDQ's used to be.
G R E E T I N G S F R O M G E R M A N Y
SHOUTOUT TO THE RUNNY EGG COMMUNITY
>Runny egg community
Himself?
the goose that laid the runny egg.
>Congratulations?
That question mark sums it all up, doesn't it?
>Literally who shit games
>No Battle For Bikini Bottom despite it being as good of a speedgame as Nintendoshit without being massively overplayed like the usual group of Nintendo games
WHAT'S NEXT SENPAI
>>344029462
thank good?
>>344029382
Yeah, all 4 of them.
MAN WHAT A GREAT RUN THAT WAS EGGFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>344029206
>replace
How about adding? Also there are plenty of countries with white children where no such programs exist.
I'm saying charity begins at home, Africa is a literal moneypit, the world has been throwing money at it for decades and nothing changes.
Local or continental charities only for me, fuck MSF and ai giving money to terrorists and niggers.
>not even 100k viewers 90% of the time
SUCCESS
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C
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>pls donate
>>344029443
you'd prefer him restarting the levels then?
>>344029463
the dev probably patched it in for "quality of life" for runners to keep his community happy
>>344029382
azusa is not in im@s 2 because she's in ryuugu komachi
>>344029489
>it's grover all along
>>shoutout to the runny egg community
can you really call it that when your the only one running it
>>344029272
>Max stats
>Runner messes up all the time
>Has to play some levels on easy mode
Why do the fat people always sit up front? It looks like the entrance is closer to the back. Why would they go all that extra distance?
>>344029438
really there is no undertale??? it would pull them so many viewers and donators
i guess people who run it are not popular so they denied the undertale runs
>runner egg community
what did he meant with this ?
>>344029519
Why are people so butthurt about spongebob in particular?
God. GDQ has become a normie haven now.
I remember when this was just a 4chan thing.
>>344029564
That's the joke.
Congratulations, you're even more of an autist than the runner.
>>344029591
Closer to the screens
>>344029340
this webm makes me want to BUST.
...wait isn't this a trap?
....fuck
GUYS
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ANIME?
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
>>344029564
(You)
>>344029268
I'm guessing all of the Greetings from Germany comments are ironic now, or from seriously autistic Germans who haven't noticed yet that they've become a meme.
>>344029578
>"so i don't play the same difficulty all run, i just choose whatever's the fastest"
>>344029239
Just like the Winnie pooh flash game that people have actually played. It's 40 minutes of pure fun.
>sonic block without werster
it jus aint the same
>>344029649
SAME
>>344029649
not a trap
Every time I read or hear Runny Egg I think of diarrhea. Is this normal?
>>344029596
There is no way to make undertale an interesting speedrun.
>>344029591
closer to the screens so their diabetic eyes can see
>>344029649
Gotcha fag
.
>>344029649
Nah, it's a real girl and she's beyond cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXjNnSBq7Y
>>344028727
holy shit caveman is really good to sell his games
>>344029438
You cant abuse glitches or go faster in undertale
>>344029506
>>344029564
>>344029598
T H A T ' S T H E J O K E
>>344029653
Everyone who watches GDQ is a normie. most of them have kids and or a wive
>>344028727
>Winnie the fucking Pooh baseball game run
I'd have paid to see this
Does anyone else think the Twitchtv mods are being bigger faggots than usual?
it seems like the last couple months they've become quite intolerable sitewide and I can't find an explanation for it..
>>344029653
OPM was good, haven't watched anything else.
>>344029701
>>344029649
Hold on anon, I thought you said "wait, this isn't a trap? FUCK," but you're actually disappointed that they have a cute dick? Shame anon. Girls with cute dicks are the best.
>>344029382
Pretty sure he's talking about how some sissies would call it a pedo game. Also, Azusa isn't even producable in 2 due to VA scheduling shenanigans
>>344029685
Me next to glasses
>>344029736
beyond fake you mean
>>344028727
>rejected Home Run Derby
>>344029736
Oh, she's a fake geek girl. NEXT!
>>344029736
>>344029340
>turkroach
>shit games
>shit runs
>no drama
why even watch
>>344029778
Twitch mods has always been the biggest sjw / feminist in history
say something bad about whites = ok
say something bad about Asians = ok
say something bad about blacks = perma banned
>>344029685
me with the nightcap
>>344029778
I'm not a part of the faggy twitch community, so I wouldn't know.
Why you retards worship Twitch and want to be a part of that cancerous community is beyond me. Morons literally pay money for shirts so they can advertise for Twitch.
>>344029608
Because it's a legit good game and a good speedgame as well. Lots of tricks, sequence breaks, glitches, and it represents the time before Spongebob went to shit.
>sonic block
>>344028727
did they really think those long ass runs would be approved?
>>344029340
Damn I want to fuck her hard, I love that flat cleavage
>>344029649
Sorry mate, would do either way though, her name is Anzu and she'sTurkish
>>344029736
god damn, that accent is qt
>>344029750
I bet they're intentionally blocking him
>>344029685
Me outside the window jerking it.
>>344029714
Not true, you can glitch the game to gain control of Frisk while in cutscenes with the Punch card so you skip a lot, even mini-games. You can also go out of bounds to hit loading zones you shouldn't be able to hit & you can wrong warp which has a risk of softlocking.
>>344029764
Antifa nu-males that way >>>/out/
There's a reason people care more about tragedies happening in their own country or another Western country than in the Congo or Iraq.
>>344029608
Because it's a good game, a good speedgame and every year the community attempts to get it in, and every year they work trying to improve the run as much as possible. But every year they get rejected on the first phase.
>>344029641
>>344029767
then fine,if there is no runny egg community,then we are going to create one !
>>344029372
>bloodborne
Oh god, not again.
>>344029858
I posted gachigasm emotes (which doesn't break any of their rules) and got permanently banned from the channel, and when i asked a mod why they banned me they made fun of my subscriptions. I mean, I'm technically paying their wage and now I feel like not subscribing to anyone on twitch anymore.
Caught the last moments of that egg game, so is it basically just a reskin of Sonic?
![fc8a3eb0-400c-44d9-9378-d95b7a2e94ac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vJvCLHS.jpg "fc8a3eb0-400c-44d9-9378-d95b7a2e94ac[1]")
>people donating all this money so that people around the world can receive free healthcare services
>tfw I haven't been able to see a doctor for years and if something seriously bad ever happened to me I'd be paying through the nose for it.
>>344029714
Yeah but a running egg with godmode is?
Didn't get to watch a lot because I work long shifts this month, did i miss any drama?
>Extra Credits
Disgusting.
As someone who has a thing for skinny nerds GDQ is always heaven
>Extra Credits
Suicide is an option
>>344029920
hes awesome, he should be more popular
>Sonic Colors DS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344030086
Isn't it just
>>344030062
The land of the free indeed
>>344030076
>>344030089
I've been away for 3 years, what happened to Extra Credits? /v/ used to suck their dicks all the time
>>344030035
mods don't get paid tho there is only one channel that gives mods ''tips'' from donations and that is cohhcarnage or something
so most of them are tilted because they have to work for free and protect the innocent minorities
>>344030086
im 65kg
can we fuck
>>344030150
Free to buy your own damn healthcare
>>344029908
Get in line, I'm gonna dick her first
Pure coincidence
>games that are so new the route is just the regular game played kind of quickly
>ironically bad games that aren't broken or glitchy, they're just boring
>games that are "made for speedrunning"
>every night from 6pm-2am is filled with 3 hour RPG runs
>>344030027
I missed last year, but I just looked up the BB run.
>Four minutes over estimate
What am I in for?
>>344029908
>>344029784
>>344029736
>>344029709
>>344029731
>>344029701
>>344029649
daily reminder that you are recipents of transsexual propaganda
>>344029272
THERES TOO MANY FUCKING PLATFORMERS IN THE FIRST PLACE
OH MY GOD
NORMIES ARE SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
NORMAL
UNLIKE ME
YOU
WANNA
KNOW
WHY?
BECAUSE I WATCH JAPANESE CARTOONS
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WITH A PAIR OF EYES AND LEGS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU I'M SECRETLY A FREAK, A CREATURE OF THE UNDERGROUND, BECAUSE I WATCH CARTOONS FROM JAPAN, UNLIKE THOSE "NORMIES"
GOD I'M SO FUCKING WEIRDDD
>>344030062
>tfw no USA USA chant this year.
>>344030062
Putain que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais vous faire connaître Je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans les Navy Seals, et je l'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Quaeda, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées entières des États-Unis. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts qui n'a jamais été vu auparavant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez tirer en disant que la merde me sur Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les Etats-Unis et de votre adresse IP est en cours de tracé à l'heure actuelle afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appelez votre vie. Vous êtes putain morts, gamin. Je peux être partout, à tout moment, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cents façons, et c'est juste avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné dans le combat sans armes, mais j'avoir accès à tout l'arsenal du Corps des Marines des États-Unis et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être que vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais on ne pouvait pas, vous ne l'a pas, et maintenant que vous payez le prix, vous Goddamn idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Vous êtes putain morts, kiddo.
>>344030068
*sighs heavvily*
tch
letsago
go watch sh3 and re2 playthrough and try not to gouge your fuckin eyes out
>>344029438
Apparently the dev didn't want people speedrunning undershit until literally yesterday when he changed his mind.
>>344029608
It's got a lot of good tricks, glitches, sequence breaks and is very fast paced. Aside from the boss battles, it's the perfect speedgame. A super entertaining speedrun.
It's much more suited for GDQ events than slowgames or indieshit with 1 total player, BUT IT NEVER GETS ACCEPTED.
It's also a decent bit of nostalgia, as it features several stages which are based off of iconic episodes or locations.
>>344030217
>games that are so new the route is just the regular game played kind of quickly
What is movement tech?
Fuck I missed Bomberman 64 up to Mario 64 DS.
Were they good runs? Anything interesting?
>>344030206
JEsus fuck that thing looks scary.
>>344030062
We have Mediciene des Obamaas now.
>>344030206
Enjoy fucking a literal sack of bones covered in makeup.
>>344030062
if you were of any importance you would have your own speedrunning event
>>344030206
She is so frail, can she handle the dick?
>>344030228
You will never know the pleasure of a shiny, uncut dick in your mouth.
>>344030258
You triggered normie?
>>344030220
shit. Bloodborne any% is legit a bad speedrun. There's a reason why every Bloodborne runner does All Bosses.
>>344029969
Because local news is more relatable?
Grüße aus Deutschland!
i bet this is gonna suck
I literally just made eggs.
>DS version instead of Wii version
J U S T
>>344030359
Why do people think uncut dicks are better? Your missing out on a whole lot of nerve endings you mutilated gentile.
>>344030258
Based anon putting anime jerks in their place
Oh look its meta knight on the couch
>>344030373
OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST CALL ME A NORMIE?
BUT I'M A FREAK JUST LIKE YOU
WE BOTH WATCH JAPANESE CARTOONS
GOD WE'RE SO FUCKING WEIRDDDDD
>>344029272
>playing a shitty game that nobody plays because you aren't good enough to compete with anyone else
>>344030169
what a bummer man.
I feel like I don't want to support a couple of deserving broadcasters because of SJW coalburning fagmods.
>>344030468
DS version is better, though
>>344030407
Almost like people feel more empathy for their own tribe than others, huh?
>>344030436
Schleich di
>>344030206
She needs an I/V of liquefied SANDWICH, STAT!
>>344030217
>everything worth watching is at 2-5am
Fuck staying up to 3:30 to watch some silent autist play Ed Edd and Eddy
>>344027345
They didn't have an awful games block because the whole marathon is the awful games block.
>>344030495
BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED BANN THEM
they put metaknight paper on the couch banned next GDQ
>>344030217
>games that are "made for speedrunning"
This right here. If a game is "made for speedrunning", "made for esports" or any other niche bullshit it's going to be boring as hell
>>344030503
Or maybe they just like it.
That actually makes more sense.
What's with all the DS crap this year. Don't they know it's not socially acceptable to play DS in public?
THE PUNS NEED TO STOP.
>>344030546
Only thing she needs is an injection of my special medicine
>>344030476
Uncut means not circumcised so what's your point.
>>344027008
He still has to sit through time you faggot.
>>344029272
nah i just hate this fucking handheld block
oh wow i thought there was more to Colors DS but it's just Rush 3, is it any good?
>these lowbrow puns
>>344029498
>>344029997
HERE ANONS >>344030262
>>344030594
am i the only one who doesn't find them funny?
like half of twitch chat is laughing really hard but i just cannot get myself to find them funny.
>>344030495
>Putting a Borb on the couch
He needs to be removed.
>>344030604
thx ms skeletal
>reach out to the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cbjrTNSq0I
fug yes
persona 5 is gonna be gud.
>>344030319
Bomberman 64 was comfy
>>344030627
Oh misread that.
ENJOY YOUR DICK UNCUT BRO!
>they deleted the 44444444 from that guy's name
>>344030701
There was like one good in the wario run.
>People STILL buying that Alice bullshit
Gullible cunts.
>>344030319
BM64 was comfy
DK64 was glitchy fun
>>344030062
>I'm too retarded to find a subsidized county/state operated clinic
Unemployed and practically penniless, I pay $5 dollars per visit and $4/script for a month worth of meds. Stop being retarded.
Greetings from Japan.
Oh god this runner
Why didn't anyone tell me Sonic Colors on DS was a Rush clone? Rush is the only good 2D sonic game.
runner is autistic again
This stuttering-ass nigga
The Sonic runners are cringy as fuck. There's a surprise.
A U T I S M
is this runner okay?
does this kid have a raging boner for sonic?
watch i bet he never moves his arm away
>top screen just shows more of the same game and window, just the upper part
Fantastic use of the double screen I must say
>its another the runner is insufferable
>The runner is literally an autistic retard
I wanted to enjoy this run too
I will never understand the relationship between sonic and autism sufferers
Oh fuck here we go
>>344030873
Sieg Zeon good sir.
of course the sonic runner is an autistic figure
WHYYYYYYY u do this to me sonic community
>>344030873
>Oh it got the trick
>thats a cool trick
ok
ok
ok
321HOIPE WOOOO
is this auTYsm 2?
Is Diamond4444444 Pcull4444444's brother?
>>344030947
shota boy
>>344030947
He is sinking into the couch!!!
>>344030924
Sonic Advanced says fuck you
AKCHUALLY
>actually if you actually get that actual life
>you can read donations if you want
>nah i don't want to
GREETINGS FROM A COUNTRY FORMERLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE NAZIS
>>344030930
>homing attackackack
You know it was a joke right?
>>344030924
They made a Rush 3 and just called it Sonic Colors, cool.
>>344030931
DarkspinesSonic continues to be the best
>>344028054
if by "awesome" you mean a national embarrassment, then yes
>>344031048
i-italy?
when will kirbymastah neck himself
>>344030150
>Our government protects us from external threats.
Except illness and disease lol
I think I would be uncomfortable sitting on that couch during somebody's run. I just KNOW that my balls would get all itchy and I'd be readjusting myself with countless numbers of people watching me.
>>344030497
What's your favorite anime, Normie?
Mine is Shingeki no Onee-Chan wa Suki Nai Twist~
>>344031057
DSS is still an autist, he doesn't get a free pass because he's black
>hes literally retarded
oh joy
i feel bad for people with this kind of speech impediment. nobody can ever take them seriously.
How fast is the guy on the couch talking?
>that stereotypical New York Jew accent
kys autist
if you huffa fuffa if a if a it it yabba habba
that's what this runner sounds like to me
>>344030259
Some guy literally sang the anthem for independence day.
WTF I had no idea there was a rush 3
new sgdq
>>344030262
>>344030262
new sgdq
>>344031126
My favorite anime is Genius Party because I'm such a freak xDD
>sonic players are autistic
gee, who would've guessed
This fucking runner
>>344031131
hes my favorite autist
>>344029340
Sooner or later you'll have to grow out of being a fucking faggot
>>344030354
Your dick?
She'll be fine.
>Sonic speedrunner
>Has that slight autistic speech pattern
Sounds about right.
>tfw gonna miss sonic riders run
feels bad man, but i got to go to work
but there will be on youtube, right?
THANKS BITCH
>thanks bitch
BAN HIM
>>344031378
It's cute
this fucking guy
>>344028673
i'd like to put my pride in tohsaka if you know what i mean
This game is just sonic rush 3 and I am okay with that. When are they revealing sonic adventure 3?
time to sleep and then watch TSU
sonic adventure 2 soon lads
THAAAAAANK you
sOO much
>>344032004
WHat on strem?
PINGAS HOYPE (hype) :DDD
>>344026847
best runs so far?
I vote Guacamelee GE
I am down for gdq dying how bad is it?
>>344031419
it should be on the highlights page on gdq's twitch profile.
