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Hope the pope enjoys his new game that he will never play.
Great job mat pat
>>343995074
Should've bought him a copy of Symphony of the Night tbqh
Why would the pope play Undetale when the new Neptunia game is out and everyone knows the Pope likes Neptunia.
http://nichegamer.com/2015/06/23/residents-of-vatican-city-are-big-fans-of-shooters-and-hyperdimension-neptunia/
I'm so mad about this
I'm so unreasonably fucking mad
This fucking faggot
This fucking youtube eceleb clickbaiting famewhore
This stupid fucking retard who's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life met one of the most influential individuals on the planet
He could've done anything
He could've done anything in the fucking world
And he gave the pope a copy of a fucking meme game from the internet
AND I GUARANTEE
I MOTHER FUCKING O N E H U N D R E D P E R C E N T G U A R A N T E E
THAT THE SOLE REASON HE DID IT WAS SO HE COULD MAKE A BULLSHIT CLICKBAIT VIDEO THAT WOULD GET SHITPOSTED ALL OVER KOTAKU AND POLYGON AND RPS
SAYING "LOOK, I GAVE THE POPE A COPY OF (POPULAR INDIE GAME)"
THAT'S WHY HE DID IT
HE USED IT FOR MORE FUCKING EXPOSURE
And what makes me even more fucking mad is that he was chosen for this
He wasn't just some random asshole that showed up to the event, he was INVITED there as a representative of youtube
I guess this is how far we've sunk, to the point that a mental fucking retard like matpat is now a "representative of youtube"
>>343995396
>games where divine being fight against evil
Of course they'd like it
Name one other game that's SO GOOD THAT THE GODDAMN POPE OWNS A COPY OF IT. That's right, you can't.
Undertale - God bless it.
I hope the Pope plays it and is so disgusted by it that he renounces it and all who like it to Hell.
>>343996610
Woah dude, I don't give a fuck about the guy, but you sound like you could use some sleep
>>343997926
I heard the Pope said that about you.
>>343996610
>posts about being mad that someone is doing thing
>rages over thing
Calm your autism and ignore it you fucking retard.
>>343997936
It's just so fucking enraging man. Some stupid asshole who makes shit clickbait videos was invited to meet the fucking pope. That's bad enough without goddamn Undertale being involved.
Really makes you think about how goddamn pointless it all is when THAT shithead gets that opportunity and can so effectively waste it and still not be gunned down in the street.
>>343997771
Pope Benedict was an avid Street Fighter player. He still shows up at tournaments.
>>343997771
http://nichegamer.com/2015/06/23/residents-of-vatican-city-are-big-fans-of-shooters-and-hyperdimension-neptunia/
>>343995074
didn't this dude get blown up
Wisdom questions:
What does the ancient word Baal (the name of a a demon) translate to in our current days modern english?
a) LORD
b) Demon
c) Potato
What does the word Baalzevuv translate to in our current day english?
a) Lord of the heavenly dwelling place.
b) Demon of the flies.
c) Potato of the heavenly dwelling place.
TIP: It's a in both.
>>343998232
Just why do you think that meeting the pope is such a big thing - are you like super catholic or something? This dude is going to brag to all of his friends when he is a 50+something washout and no one is going to give a damn. Use that passion of yours to accomplish more productive things
>>343998363
I think you have him confused with Daigo Umehara?
>>343998601
How is meeting the pope not a big thing?
I'm not catholic no but I'm also not Russian and if I met Putin I'd probably be pretty amazed and probably not give him a copy of Undertale.
But this guy has achieved a level of fame off of his garbage youtube videos to meet the pope. And on top of that he clearly didn't appreciate it properly because he exploited it for exposure.
It's just awful in every way I can think of that this waste of a human being has done this.
>>343998486
Interesting. Have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E
>>343998486
What's your angle m8? Nobody cares about kike demons
>>343998232
>clickbait
Lol. It's a humor channel, dipshit. (And no, just because it's not your type of humor doesn't mean that isn't what it is.) Calling it clickbait is like calling The Onion clickbait.
Meeting the Pope means nothing anyways unless you're religious. And if you are then you're a retard and I do not care about your opinion on games. I don't understand the anger.
>>343998945
Unlike you, most anti-theists are very angry people who stick their nose where it doesn't belong. That's all there is to it.
What game would YOU give to the pope
>mascot of the shitty game is a skeleton
Yeah, the popes gonna play this heathen trash all roght
>>343998601
t. less than 100 subscribers
>>343998945
>Meeting the Pope means nothing anyways unless you're religious
This is ridiculously wrong and you have no clue what culture is
>And if you are then you're a retard
This is ridiculously fedora and you have no respect for culture because you don't understand it
>>343999084
I'm preparing a copy of VA-11 Hall-A for my eventual meeting with him.
How did he give the pope "a copy" of Undertale? Isn't it download only?
>>343995074
BTW, if anyone hasn't seen the video yet (it's actually really good):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8St9oOnkGU
>>343999251
He gave him a steam code
>>343999084
The binding of isaac, obviously.
>>343999251
He gave him a steam access code.
>>343999084
I wouldn't give the pope any game he doesn't seem like he gives two shits about video games. If I had to choose something it would be an older classic like SMB or Tetris.
>>343998945
Could you link me the academic source you have used to conclude that logic and evidence are above belief at a conceptual level? Thanks
>>343999084
I wouldn't give the pope a game at all, he'd never care about or understand the significance of the gift no matter what significance it might have.
If I HAD to give him one I'd give him Shadow of the Colossus because that game isn't a meme and has genuine artistic value.
Or hell, a copy of MGS if all I want to do is represent video games as a whole.
Undertale represents literally nothing about games and is written to subvert video games, at least give him a game that's had a significant impact on game design and culture like MGS.
>>343999084
Street Fighter 3rd Strike
>>343995074
What game would the pope actually play and be able to play?
What doesn't make sense is how MatPat said that Undertale represents America when that couldn't be further from the truth
Wait, so let me get this strait, MatPat met the Pope, and he gave him a copy of Undertale?
Pshhh, shoulda given him a copy of Shin Megami Tensei, now that woulda been funny.
>>343999423
Probably an RTS
>>343999084
Shin Megami Tensei. For the lulz.
>>343999264
>it's a matpat tries to talk philosophy episode
>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
It's a nice little game matpat.Hell I liked it a lot, it was one of my favorites of last year.
But it's not fucking Dostoevsky and your attempts at trying to make it sound deep are ridiculous.
>>343999084
FIFA 17
>>343999084
Why giving him a game? He sure as hell won't even play it, he'll donate it to a poor kid because he's the fucking pope.
>>343999423
A party game like Mario Party
>>343999084
SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos. Best fighting game to exist.
>>343999531
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
Wait, what happened?
mat pat gave pope a copy of undertale?
how did he even manage to do that?
WHY THE FuCk didn't mat pat give the pope d44m?
>>343999084
Doom
>game's most "meaningful" points rely on the player knowing and understanding various videogame tropes
>characters and dialogues are just bunches of assorted memes
>gameplay is just a parody of gaming genres
This game won't mean ANYTHING to people who don't play games/ haven't be inundated in "gamer culture" for years. Even if the game is actually representative of anything and not just furry wank, the fucking pope of all people isn't going to understand it. Jesus christ.
>>343999716
He explains it in his video. Check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8St9oOnkGU
>>343999084
half life 2
>>343999814
>check it out
No thanks.
>>343999084
D44M
>>343999814
color me surprised. gotta admire that he had balls to do that. how hilarious would it be if pope actually played undertale?
i wonder why youtube choose him tho.
i would give the pope warhammer 40k games in the hope he gets inspired to start a new inquisition.
>>343999084
Crusader Kings II
>>343999915
>>343999761
>The pope smiling as he watches a Cacodemon turn into red paste
I would watch.
>>343999810
t. 13 year old weeb
>>343999931
He's one of the smarter guys out there. Like the PBS Idea Channel but for gamers.
>>343999810
The worst part is it isn't at all unique to have a game where mercy is a central point, and that's the entire reason Matt gave it to him. Play any random garbage JRPG and you can be a nice guy who teaches the bad guys to be nice guys.
I think people confuse Undertale having good characters and charm with it having a good story. It has a very generic and uninteresting story that just serves as a delivery method for the premise and message, which is fine. That's how 99% of game stories work. But giving it to the fucking pope glorifies it so much more than it deserves.
>>343999814
10:27
>to only have 5 percent of the room raise their hand!
No shit nobody wants to associate with a shitty series.
I think it'd be more appropriate for someone from Atlus or Kaneko to meet the Pope, or do they consider that blasphemous?
>>344000048
t. Undertale retard
>>344000135
Confirmed for not knowing anything about JRPGs. There is literally not a single one where you don't have to brutally kill people to achieve that goal. The exception being Undertale.
>>343999084
i would give the pope a copy of This war of mine, the game could be a perfect way to show the world why war is horrible and is also slow paced so someone old could play it.
>>344000075
really? from the few game theory videos I saw, some of it seemed preeeety far fetched.
well, the more you know
>>344000194
butthurt
>has a wife
>gets to go on crazy journeys all over the world
>gets paid to make stupid videos all day
You know, I'm convinced you neets are just jealous of mattpat because you'll never have what he has. he may be an autist, but he's still more successful than most of you.
>>344000278
digging this vintage trolling
>>344000150
He acts like FNAF is some amazing ground-shaking, industry-revolutionizing thing too. Despite it having been a fad that's died right the fuck off like it deserved to because the games were trash from the start. But it brings in clicks to suck FNAF and Undertale cock so he does it nonstop.
>>343999915
>not Ultimate
>not giving the pope the talos principle
>>344000194
Don't even like Undertale, but your post is the same post made by every weeb on every website.
>>343995074
Something about this looks... odd
>>343996610
>accomplished absolutely nothing in his life
He got married.
>>343996610
>This stupid fucking retard who's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life
I honestly thought you were talking about Francis
We should all come together in and give the Pope some good games, kinda like when /v/ did that road trip thing to give Gabe that birthday card. A road trip all across Europe, a holy pilgrimage for vidya.
>>344000475
/v/ doesn't play good games. Retards here seriously consider FFVII and musoushit good games.
>>344000434
>Anthony Burch calling Earthbound bad
This triggers me so much holy shit dude. The writer of Memermemes 2 calling Earthbound bad. Beautiful. Goddamn beautiful. Probably thinks it's bad because Paula wears pink instead of having a mohawk and jeans.
>>344000198
Pokémon? Or are you going to say it's not a JRPG or something about animal abuse?
>>343999531
Dostoevsky isn't even deep. I've read Crime and Punishment and I've played Undertale and I am being completely honest when I say Undertale was better written.
>>344000420
>game's most "meaningful" points rely on the player knowing and understanding various videogame tropes
>characters and dialogues are just bunches of assorted memes
>gameplay is just a parody of gaming genres
This game won't mean ANYTHING to people who don't play games/ haven't be inundated in "gamer culture" for years. Even if the game is actually representative of anything and not just furry wank, the fucking pope of all people isn't going to understand it. Jesus christ.
Here, I remade my post to be less triggering for those of you who feel threatened or otherwise unwell when viewing images related to anime, please enjoy
>>344000262
So's idea channel. It's smart in the sense that it gets people to look up psychological concepts and apply then to other things in life.
>>343999154
There is a foundation linked to the pope that let you set up a hearing with him for 50k if you sponsored a football match in his home country, it means NOTHING. It had to be shut down because of corruption concerns
link if you know spanish
http://www.lapoliticaonline.com/nota/98530/
>>344000626
"Fainted" is a euphemism for "died" in Pokemon. It was actually censored from the Japanese version.
>>344000629
Anyone who isn't a gamer can still understand it's message of pacifism and social justice. Why do you think so many tumblrites enjoyed the game? Do you think even half of the hambeasts getting Undertale tattoos know a lick about gaming? It's a simple game with a simple plot above everything else.
>>344000629
>Persona
>anime
You retarded weeb and also cuck. Incredibles is literally an adaptation of an old anime from the 70s.
>>343999084
Insurgency. He'd probably get a real kick out of killing western infidels.
>>344000628
Uhm... no.
It's not.
>>344001131
Wow nice counterargument, about as deep as Dost's writing. That is to say, not at all. Retard.
>>344000923
Not him but didn't he give the game to the pope as a representation of the US? THey aren't exactly passive or paragons of social justice, despite the constant whining we hear from sjw's online.
>>344000921
Except that is not, you faggot. People just fight with their Pokémon until they are KO, not unlike in boxing.
Pokémon die from illness and old age, but not in battles
>>344001384
We're winning the war and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>344001318
It's still not. You've obviously not read Crime and Punishment if you believe Undertale has better writing. You're not fooling anyone but yourself here.
>>344001478
You're trying hard and I want you to know that I appreciate your effort, bait-kun
>>343999084
EYE: DC
test
>>344001543
>MUH NO TRUE SCOTSMAN
Fuck off ruski.
>>344000921
>pokemon die in battle
>can bring them back to life at a pokemon center
>somehow dead pokemon still exist despite this common, free service
????
>>344001572
>bait-kun
>kun
Fucking weebs ruining /v/
The fact that you people are sperging out about this so hard proves that you Catholic guys don't really take the bible to heart. What happened to loving thy neighbor and forgiving people for making mistakes? Do you really think that the Pope is getting as pissed as you guys are about something as irrelevant as a guy from YouTube handing him a piece of paper? This is like giving your grandpa a copy of a book you know he won't read. Unless there is some gay shit on the cover, he'll just be happy you got him something.
>>344001318
If you're saying Undertale's writing is better than anything, more if said anything is a classical book or movie, you're just showing you are an underage faggot and/or you've never read a real book or watched a good movie in your life.
Learn to differentiate characters from writing, you stupid asshole.
Even then, Undertale's characters are nothing than walking stereotypes "monster" version.
>>344001384
listen to the video and don't ask me to spoonfeed you
>>344001626
test
>>344001465
>>344001670
Like I said, censored from the Japanese version. There's a huge price to pay for bringing your Pokemon back to life, in a religious sense. There's a reason the game gets compared to SMT so much. Stop running your mouth when you haven't seen the Japanese script.
>>344001657
I don't know what you're saying, could you repeat that in English please? If this is truly the heights of your debating skills, then it's no wonder Dostoevsky went completely over your head.
>>344001774
>Catholics sperging out over this
>implying it isn't the average weeb angry some JRPG ripoff is getting more praise than their shitty JRPGs
>>343996610
I love how this pasta progressively gets angrier and angrier.
>>344001775
>hurr durr I killed an old lady
>OMG I'M SCARED
>I'M HYPERVENTILATING WHY DID I DO THIS AAAAAH
>OH SHIT DETECTIVE L FROM DEATH NOTE IS COMING AFTER ME
>ALL THESE WAIFUS UP IN MY GRILL IS THIS A HAREM ANIME
>MY DICK AND HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS I'M JUST GONNA TURN MYSELF IN AND ESCAPE THE PATRIARCHY
Crime and Punishment reads like tumblr fanfiction.
>>344001859
>being collapsed/on the verge of death is the same as being killed
>>344001774
I'm not Catholic (used to be Catholic, and Ive been to the Vatican), and I sincerily don't give a fuck. I'm actually mire disappointed at /v/'s suggestions for games to give him. I can't believe I'm tge only one who sees the humor in giving the Pope a literally blasphemous game like SMT. I guess this place really is Reddit after all...
>>344001884
>/v/
>weeb
Nice try libcuck.
>>344002052
They die in the Japanese version. THEY DIE. IN THE JAPANESE. VERSION. YOU. FUCKING. DENSE. MORON.
>>344001774
I'm not catholic. I was raised catholic but I stopped believing any of that years ago. I don't care what the pope thinks of it, I'm sure he just went "oh uh thanks I guess" and put that shit in a drawer somewhere. What makes me mad is the audacity of this faggot Matt to give someone so significant a meme game about funny skeletons and doge that isn't significant in the least.
>>343995074
God isn't real and undertale is overrated.
>>344001859
Listen, faggot. I know Japanese, I have Pokémon Green and I played it. I can fucking post a photo if you don't believe me.
It says something along the lines of "heavily injured" or something like that, not "Dead".
You take Pokémon to PKMN Centers to cure them, not to revive.
Made me reply to your fucking bait, but it makes me so mad, congrats.
>>344001874
>Doesn't understand Russian
>Claims to understand Dosteovsky
You have made quite possibly THE MOST ironic post of all time. If you didn't read it in the original language than you don't know shit about it, you uneducated cunt.
>>344002173
ひんし literally means dying or near death, not dead you fucking retard holy shit are you really going to argue this
>>344002279
You cannot prove this shit because it DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN.
>>344002105
4chan is an anime site
>not giving pope Monobeno
>>344002339
Except it says "hianzi," literally Chinese for "angel."
>>344002353
Friendly reminder to donate to your local handicap charities so retards like these can get proper handlers that don't let them on the internet
>>344002461
>Chinese
What?
>>344002440
Nice brain washed feminist propaganda left wing liberal click bait article, cuck. Take your "feminism" to the middle east where it belongs, women there are actually stoned and beheaded by followers of a disgusting faith. Not having 2 women talking about something that isnt a guy in a movie or anime doesn't make it sexist and thinking otherwise is foolish misandry on your part.
>>344002461
>chinese
wow good thing we were talking about the original japanese script then, otherwise you may have had a point
>>344000921
lmao, you don't know much Japanese, do you? 瀕死=near death. NEAR death. Not mortally wounded. Not executed. NEAR DEATH. http://jisho.org/word/%E7%80%95%E6%AD%BB
>>344002518
Look at this:
そんな事より1よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、150円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、150円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
150円だよ、150円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家4人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、150円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Uの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小1時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク(玉子)。これ最強。
しかしこ
>>344002536
What the hell? I'm not talking about feminists or liberals. I was just saying that 4chan is a site for people like anime. At least it used to be. Is this some kind of elaborate bait or am I just sensing a ruse that isn't there?
>>343999084
Pathologic.
>>343999195
>>344000010
>>344001620
Also worthy answers.
>>344002613
EXCEPT IT SAYS "HIANZI," LITERALLY CHINESE FOR "ANGEL."
>>344002461
This ain't Chinese, boy. Also. You're pulling shit out of your ass again. 瀕 = close and 死 = dead in the Chinese reading as well. What's next. You're going to talk about hanja as if that's relevant. I bet you're the kind of person that thinks that 限界バトル is actually saying LIMIT CIRCLES because of the glorious hanzi inventors, despite Japs not speaking that language and just using the characters. Keep in mind that the Vietnamese also used to use hanzi, but they sure as fuck changed the meanings.
Did any of you guys actually WATCH the video or are you just all training to be professional "didn't check my facts" reporters?
>>344002953
No it does not. It says Bīnsǐ. You don't know much Chinese, do you?
>>344002981
When ISN'T hanja relevant, you mouth-breathing retard?
>>344003043
It's a long video and /v/ has the attention span of a goldfish. I'm not surprised. For the record, I watched it and agreed with it.
>/v/ is still this assblasted about Undertale nearly a full year later
This will never cease to be the most hilarious board on the site.
>>344002536
>>344002105
liberals and SJWs love anime and all of it's demasculinizing it's doing. Real conservatives hate anime, only alt-right cucks who would feed their women to Naruto like anime.
>>344002673
What does a Japanese creepypasta have to do with anything?
>>344003069
KOREA A SHIT
韓国はくそです!
Also, generally speaking, hanja readings are about the same, though it's still irrelevant since they barely teach that shit in schools anymore. But like I was saying. You're clearly fluent in Korean, Japanese, Chinese, dirty knees, and look at these, so why don't you tell me the intricate differences between these version of this song since apparently Hanja and Korean make everything into a completely different reading and pure gibberish since Japanese blue equals Korean bacon apparently, or whatever non-sequitur you're trying to spout right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7kOK5iWaJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_uIHVEaXdg
Come on. Show me your fucked up interpretations of how that hangul should be written in Hanja. I want to see you justify this. Give it your all, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqxX9piX8jY
>>344003378
related:
>>344003423
>creepypasta
So you literally just pretend you can read Japanese?
I agree with my friend, he wasted a real opportunity there not giving the Pope a copy of El shaddai
>>344003536
Good thing he gave the Pope a good game instead.
>>344002105
>/v/
>not weeb
Me, as a not weeb, can see it.
>>344003531
Well it's on a コピペ サイト and that other guy thinks it has something to do with Pokemon dying, so it might as well be.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Playtown-King/2754/2ch/buki-7.htm
>>343999084
Chrono Trigger.
As a Protestant, I know that at least Protestants don't have any problem usually with Resurrection allusions and allusions to saviors and things like that in fiction (which is why C.S. Lewis's works are popular Christian readings -- Aslan is a God analogue). I don't know if the Catholics are as chill, but, it's perhaps the best first JRPG anyone could ever stumble across, so that's what I'd give him.
I doubt he would finish it, but I would hope he would at least make it to Robo.
>>344001774
I'm Catholic and I think it's a fairly nice gesture. That's all it is, it's not like the Pope is actually going to play it. The most you could hope for is if MatPat attached some letter explaining the gift and someone in the Vatican read that. It's mostly just /v/irgins sperging over this because they hate MatPat and Undertale with a passion. Personally, I think the guy's videos are fucking insufferable most of the time, but I kind of like that he did this. There isn't really a better or more significant game you could pick for this.
>>344002353
I'm >>344002279
I know you're baiting, but in the extremely unlikely case you are not, and thus meaning you're a fucking retard, I took my Pokémon green and played it.
It says "taoreta" (defeated/collapsed) when a Pokémon faints during battle, and then "hinshi" (near death, extremely injured) when you check the Pokémon status screen.
Pokémon DON'T fucking die wverytime you "lose" them in a battle.
>/v/ thinks they could choose a more significant game
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
This dude is old as fuck. He can't tell Deus Ex from Overwatch. You bitches really think he'd take the time to play your top tier totally legit adult games? It's all the same shit to him. It's like the guys that claim to only watch "good" anime but don't realize that their dad doesn't give a shit if his son is watching K-On or Legend of the Galactic Heroes, as he's still just a fag watching cartoons instead of working.
>>344003889
He's just shitposting. I asked him to tell me how different the hanja reading is and he hasn't come back yet, but I doubt he's hard at work on translating that song for me.
>>344001859
So where is this Japanese script you speak so highly of, then?
>>344004165
In the Pokemon games, I'd imagine.
>>344003972
This. The whole point of the exercise was that he gave it to the Pope symbolically, explained what it was, and now the Pope understands a bit more about gamers. Nobody expects the Pope to actually go out and play video games after this or something.
The Pope has an epic poker face
I'm sure he dealt with it OK
>>344004083
I'm not even the same guy. I just took something you said was the case and then said "When ISN'T that the case" to bait out a response in the laziest way possible (largely because I have no idea what you are talking about and wanted you to teach me).
>>343999084
Lisa
>>343999084
EarthBound
Why does /v/ makes a big deal about meeting the Pope? I'm not even Christian and I met the Pope. If you do live in Italy and know anyone that works somewhere linked to the church or in some state agency it's not that hard to meet the guy.
And it's not anything big you just shake his hand or kiss it in case you're a faggot and it's done.
>>344003798
If you watched the video, the way it worked was that it was actually presented directly to him in an official ceremony. He was afforded the chance to explain the significance of the gift in person.
>>344004675
>meeting the pope
>calling people faggots
Something about this strikes me as fucked up.
>>344004339
Oh, well you could have just asked nicely or looked it up, but since I'm bored enough to post Korean Yugioh videos in a thread about the fucking Pope, I'll tell you. A long time ago, the Chinese came up with a standardized system for writing called the characters of the han, or Hanzi. China had such a massive influence on other countries and cultures back during the Han dynasty, many places began using these hanzi in their own writing. The Japanese used them, but due to how their language works, they don't call them Hanzi (no zi sound in Japanese to begin with), so they refer to these symbols and Kanji. Same for Korea, but they call these symbols Hanja (No z sound in Korean). This means that a Chinese, Japanese, and Korean person would all know that 水 means water, even if they all read them differently. (Chinese say it as "Shuǐ," Japanese will tell you it says "Mizu," and Koreans will pronounce it as "mul") Anyway, while China still uses a simplified version of these characters (long story about their new government trying to make it impossible for younger people to read cultural or religious documents since religion is now largely being phased out of mainland China) and Japan still uses Chinese symbols to this day along with their own writing systems as well, Koreans are not being forced to learn nearly as much hanja as they used to. A ruler named King Sejong came up with the hangul system to make it easier to write stuff out, so now the Koreans mostly just use this alphabet of theirs to write. While hanja are still in circulation, younger people won't know nearly as many as their older family members.
I hope you feel more informed now, anon.
>>343999084
Probably Dark Souls.
I bet he'd run a faith build.
>>344004812
How so, anon? Do you actually think he's the bridge between humanity and God?
He's just a guy dressed in white. It's like meeting a head of state, except he's not that busy and he does meetings with random people all the fucking time.
>>344003776
I'm not sure analogue is the right word. Aslan is presented as literally God. I believe in one of the books he mentions that he exists in the real world but is known by a different name, and then of course at the end of the series they actually straight up go to Heaven.
>>344005148
He's a pure man. A bigot shaking hands with him is like pissing in clean water.
>>344005153
The scenario is essentially what the word analogue was designed for, anon.
Of course Aslan's not literally God. He's a fictional character. As much as he is literally mean to be God, though, he's an analogue.
>>344003889
I actually just wanted to see what it looked like, so your effort wasn't wasted. I'm also gonna save that image and use it if anyone tries to bullshit about Pokemon like I did. That's the key on this site. Always evolve.
>>344005286
I can personally vouch for the fact that Narnia is not fiction.
>>344005402
Yeah, I bet you spent a lot of time in the closet as a kid.
>>344004729
That's pretty cool then.
>>344005228
And how do you think evil men become pure?
>>344005583
By killing other evil men.
>>343996610
>I guess this is how far we've sunk
Nah, millenial, this is where you always were. Chill.
>>344005228
>Guy says faggot
>WOW THE ANTICHRIST INCARNATE NO H8 LOVE WINS THIS IS WHY WE NEED HATE SPEECH LAWS WHAT A BIGOT THE POPE SHOULD NOT TOUCH SUCH FILTH
>>344005696
Can I rape gay men to become less gay?
>>344005717
Why do people spell it millenial? I've seen that spelling a lot.
>>344005812
No, you have to rape straight men to do that. It's not gay if the other guy is straight.
So did he give the Pope a physical copy or something? I don't understand.
I doubt the pope has a steam account or anything like that, so I doubt he'd ever actually bother to play the shit.
>>343998406
>http://nichegamer.com/2015/06/23/residents-of-vatican-city-are-big-fans-of-shooters-and-hyperdimension-neptunia/
That's bullshit but I completely believe it?
>>344005228
lol
>>343999084
Demon's Souls
I think it'd be rad
>>344002461
>Except it says "hianzi," literally Chinese for "angel."
I came here to laugh at you
>>344002981
Same thing in Chinese too, wew
>>343999084
Dominions 4.
I bet he'd main Gath.
this is the gay muslim sjw pope
maybe i'd care if it was nazi pope, but this pope is fucking gay
>>344006263
Yeah, that's what I was saying when I stated the Chinese reading was the same. The "this ain't Chinese, boy" comment really was meant as a "how is that even relevant to this conversation of the Japanese language? It's like comparing a Spanish word to a German word just because they both use Latin characters" sense.
>>344005228
>pope
>pure
>>343995074
MFW in a play through he slaughters the flower.
>>344006283
Too jewish. He'd go Marignon for sure.
>>344006381
Yep, I was agreeing with you senpai.
>>344000449
doubt it'll last
>>344002207
Prove he isn't then go on I'll wait.
>>343995074
>not giving him postal 2
pretty fucking stupid senpaitachi
>>344006523
Prove to me that intangible moon werewolves with dicks that turn them invisible when they're erect aren't real.
>>344006536
>not giving him Ethnic Cleansing
>not giving him Harvester
>not giving him Anonymous Agony
>>343999084
Fallout 4, and a pre order of the Skyrim remaster!
>>344006672
>not all those games plus manhunt
>>344006672
>Anonymous Agony
Fuck you, you made me look up whether or not it was out yet again.
>>343999154
Just because it's important to a culture does not make it important to me. Doesn't mean I don't understand it. I await your epic fedora reaction image.
>>343999084
>>343999308
This desu
>>343999362
Yeah I think it's called common sense.
>>343999084
Hotline Miami
>>344006587
>not an answer
Thanks for playing fedora.
>>343999084
Assassin's Creed 2 or Brotherhood
>>344006837
TIPPO TAPPO TORA, I FORGOT TO TIP FEDORA NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>344006523
This is actually a logical fallacy. How do you prove that an intangible, invisible thing doesn't exist? Any "proof" would be related to his metaphysical form, which does not exist, even by definition of Christians.
>>344006672
>Anonymous Agony
Mien gott
make it happen
>>344006523
The christian god is certainly not real because the bible is bullshit. Mircales don't occur, witches don't fly on broomsticks, snakes don't speak. The description of the creation of the earth is incorrect. Noah's arc is incorrect. There's no evidence Jesus ever existed. The book is wrong, therefor the christian god does not exist.
>>343997771
>Name one other game that's SO GOOD THAT THE GODDAMN POPE OWNS A COPY OF IT. That's right, you can't.
Hexen
>>344002457
>not giving him boku no pico
>>344007074
how do you know it doesn't exist? Surely you mean it's improbable.
>>344006819
I'm sorry, anon.It'll get finished someday, r-right?
>>343995074
Are we srsly implying the pope play vidya? Outside of fucking little children he probably just sleeps all day.
>>344007173
thanks for that opinion.
>>343996610
>This stupid fucking retard who's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life
Just like the pope
>>344007381
So you're saying witches DO fly on broomsticks?
>>344007446
witches are pegan. Eating mushrooms found on rocks and rubbing dog shit in their ears. Black cats officially are still associated with the devil, a witch could fly if she was on a catapult.
>>344007582
>witches flying through the air while mounting catapults
Scary thought
>>344007582
>Black cats officially are still associated with the devil
By idiots
>a witch could fly if she was on a catapult
There's a difference between flying and being launched to your doom.
>>344007669
People still target black cats and are the most commonly killed breed of cat cause of this association.
>There's a difference between flying and being launched to your doom.
That's my point. Witches were never publicly seen flying.
>>344006672
>being an unfunny faggot
>>344007396
And just like you. You should be friends.
>>344007396
>>344008049
Burned.
>>344007242
It's probable, but not by your pathetic ass, that's true.
>>344007173
> There's no evidence Jesus ever existed.
LOL
What's retarded about this is that he thinks Undertale would be somehow impressive from a Christian perspective. Sure there is ample pacifism and turning the other cheek, but it doesn't do this in any way that's different than a children's book. I do not think the Pope would be interested in good chip tune music and a fourth-wall-breaking 'deconstruction' of what it means to play and RPG. It's not anything special to a Pope's perspective. What's so embarrassing about this is that I don't believe MatPat thinks he Pope will play this game (I hope he doesn't) or that the Pope wanted this gift, he's using the Pope to signal to others that the game is somehow special and virtuous, he's offering a gift the Pope wouldn't refuse to imply that Undertale has some spiritual insight, and he's being disingenuous in doing so.
The Pope doesn't want this game. MatPat doesn't want this game. The only thing The Pope would think about Undertale is that it's a game about morality for children. MatPat doesn't actually think Undertale is worth the Pope's time, and it isn't. MatPat is using an audience with the Holy Pontiff as a prop in a video, and he is saying that he thinks Undertale is something worth being blessed by the Pope.
Remember when MatPat told Scott Cawthon he was wrong about his own game? Does anyone get the vibe that this guy thinks YouTube videos are way more important than people?
>>344007173
How do we know about him then if he didn't exist? Checkmate you dumb ass atheist.
>>343996610
This is what happens when people are appointed rather than elected.
>>343999084
Only real answer desu
>>344008118
I disagree.
ITT: People that have not grown out of the high school level of embarrassment
Old people don't actually give a shit about young people doing stupid things or giving silly gifts. Only teenagers and immature 20 something will care this much about getting a crappy gift. Adults will just happy that someone got them something in the first place. A friend of mine bought his daughter an NES for her 13th birthday and she said "What's this old garbage? Why didn't you get me the phone I wanted?" Meanwhile, the same guy got his dad Watership Down and, although it was a children's book, he still thanked his son and looked really happy. I think you guys either have incredibly cruel parents or just haven't grown up enough yet to realize that real adults don't have thoughts like "WHATS THIS WEEABOO FUCK GETTING ME, WHY DID THIS FAGGOT NOT GET ME A TIE LIKE I WANTED INSTEAD?"
>>343996610
when I first read about this I imagined "some sperg is probably unbelievably mad about this for no reason" I think I found him haha
>>344008136
I'm glad you agree.
>>344007909
Not that guy, but cats are a despicable species, regardless of their color. Quit researching so much about them on wikipedia, you insane fucking cretin.
>some literally who no name meets the pope, like hundreds of people do every year, then gives him a gift he won't use, like most gifts that the guys gets, since he has pretty much everything he wants already
THIS IS HERESY AND ALSO THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED, GRAB THE TORCHES, BROTHERS.
>>344008453
Nobody cares what the pope thought of it. It's that some dumbass was stupid enough to give the pope a copy of Blunderfail, AKA Tumblrwhale, AKA meme game for retards just to boost his gamer cred to his 12 year old audience.
>>344005982
Watch the fucking video.
Also, the game is available DRM free on the Humble Store.
>>344008648
So you would care less if he gave the Pope a game you like?
>>344007396
t. buttmad christian pol fag
>>344008561
I never researched it. Maybe you shouldn't be assuming cause it makes you look kind of stupid.
>>344006992
What's so good about AC2 compared to the other games in the series?
>>344008697
I would care less if he gave the pope a game with some legit artistic value. Undertale is a good game, but I don't think even Toby would say it was ever intended to have artistic value.
Hell, a copy of Silent Hill 2, despite being equally inappropriate to give to the goddamn pope, would be more understandable. But that wouldn't pull in views from the currently-enormous Undertale fanbase that he's famously a part of.
>mfw I see /v/'s face when he says he liked it
>>343995074
How long will you shill this pope meme guy? Makes me sick already senpaitachi
>>343999084
Façade
>>344008869
Just like I'm sure Obama loved Witcher 2I do hope Obama at least gave a thought to trying it
>>344008453
Children's books are best appreciated as a mature adult anyway. Now that I'm an adult I really enjoy Narnia, where I didn't care for it so much when I was younger.
>>344008832
I just said it as a joke because the last mission your goal is to kill the pope.but it is the best in the series too
>>344007173
Historically Jesus did exist, but he was more of a philosopher than the son of God. The Bible exaggerates him a fuckton.
>>344008845
Silent Hill 2 in my uncommon opinion was fucking awful. Slow paced, boring protagonist and edgy everything. A letter from a dead girlfriend is the stuff of campfire stories but triangle guy was pretty cool and the only thing the game had going for it.
>>344009040
>Historically Jesus did exist
nope he is literally just a meme build up by the church.
>>344008959
the pope and obama are the normiest of normies. the thought of them even playing a video game is hard to imagine
how the fuck do you even give the pope a video game anyway? like physically how? and could he even play it even if he wanted to? he's like 60 or something
>>344009115
Watch the video.
>>343996610
agreed desu
>>344009154_no_
>>344009114
You are literally just a meme built by your mother.
>>344009154
I don't have to do shit. Fuck you I'm American.
>>344007173
The Bible makes a lot more sense when you consider that a tiny section of the Middle East was the only "world" that the people writing about it knew of. When they say shit like "the entire world flooded", they're only talking about Jerusalem and some of the surrounding areas.
A lot of the miracles described aren't really that impressive, when you put them into perspective. There's an entire eight day holiday for Jews that revolves around a batch of oil that burned for a really long time.
It's all about perspective.
>>344009115
He just handed the pope a piece of paper with a steam code on it. And I don't believe the pope has a computer. Obviously he meant it symbolically, he never expected the guy to play it, but still. It's retarded.
>>344009250
>shit
No, you're British.
>>343999084
In all honesty, Silent Hill 2. It's the only game I could consider true art.
>>344009114
please word it better
>>344009340
In all honesty, Silent Hill 2. It's the only game I could consider true art.
>>344009053
>A letter from a dead girlfriend is the stuff of campfire storiesThat's the pointIt's a ridiculous, paper-thin excuse James uses to keep himself in a horrible place he could leave at any timeBecause he's got nothing else to live for now that his wife is dead
>>343995396
>people set their location to Vatican City for a joke
>this is taken seriously
>>344009382
...yeah...that is what I said, Anon.
>>344009401
Punctuate your sentences and don't start a new line for every fucking sentence.
>>344009260
>It's all about perspective.
Uh, no. It's either divinely inspired or it isn't. If it isn't divine then it's just some made up bullshit. If it is divine then the christian god didn't know how to differentiate between "the whole world flooded" and "this tiny little area flooded." You lose.
Oh look at me I'm an atheist and I love me some liberal sciences mhmm. Intelligent design doesn't exist and do does god even when I can't prove it its all a bunch of dumb fairy tails despite me jacking off to other atheists sighting their opinion as fact. I love me some Dawkins so I dont have to think for myself.
>>344009263
>a piece of paper with a code on it
expecting him to even figure out what steam is, input the code after he makes an account online, download the game and actually PLAY it is...
the pope. the POPE. play a video game. what??
and this is coming from someone who undertale was the best game I've played, expecting him to even play it is foolish.
>>343999084
Devil May Cry 4
>>344009451
In all honesty, Silent Hill 2. It's the only game I could consider true art.
>>344009263
Pope has a computer
>>344009595
Is this the birth of a new ebin maymay?
>>344009562
You're a bit retarded. It's not LITERALLY a piece of paper. Watch the video. He explains exactly what he did and why he did it and you are completely fucking wrong.
>>344009576
Sanctus did literally nothing wrong
>>344009401
>the note is a paper thin excuse
I'll give you that one, you made me laugh. Where did he put his wife? I never found her grave.
>>343999120
But catholics love skeletons.
>>344009637
In all honesty, Silent Hill 2. It's the only game I could consider a new ebin maymay.
>>344009483
Nigga I'm not writing poetry, I type posts in a way that makes them read good and at the pace I want, not what makes them the most correct
>>344009518
I'm not saying it's real, you retard. I'm saying that naturally-occurring phenomena got misconstrued as divine events by a bunch of people who were alive before they knew not to throw their shit in the streets.
You think Hurricane Katrina honestly wouldn't have been thought of as a biblical event if it happened way back then instead of in 2005?
>>344009652
Elton John didn't die yet did he?
So what is the difference between cath and regular Christians?
>>344009743
>You think Hurricane Katrina honestly wouldn't have been thought of as a biblical event if it happened way back then instead of in 2005?
Most of the damage caused by katrina was due to poor infrastructure. Dams breaking and shit. So no, probably not.
And if you're not arguing for the bible's validity why the fuck are you replying to me, dipshit.
>>344009783
Catholics actually care about their religion.Also, more car bombs.
>>344009721
You actually do the opposite of that because it makes the post read very poorly. It reminds me of a friend I used to have with Downs.
>>344009876
Because I don't have to confirm it's true for it to be true. We've already confirmed you're a retard, so I'll try and take it slow.
Gravity existed before gravity was discovered.
Geez, was that so hard for you to understand?
>>344009908
So, much more dogmatic about sin even if its kind of implicit he forgives a lot of shit so long as you confess and shit?
Seems like needless restriction desu. Thanks though
>>343996610But hey, that's just a theory.
>>344010042
what the fuck are you even talking about
>>343999084
Mega Man 2. Francis strikes me as the kind of guy who prefers gameplay and would just watch a movie if he wanted a story.If the Pope can't revive this franchise, nobody can.
Let's all take this chance to posture as extremely devout in whatever we believe in and dehumanize people who are interacting with their short time on earth differently than ourselves. After all everything means the same thing to everyone and the title of your philosophy perfectly captures one's entire understanding and relationship with the world.
>>343999084
How about Nocturne?
>>344009783
The simplest way to tell the difference is that catholic crosses have Jesus hanging on them, other denominations don't. Differences are mostly in opinions over idols. Catholics tend to use more literal figures of Jesus, example being the crosses.
They're also less strict in some ways. Catholicism look down so hard on booze. Probably because Catholicism is kind of an Irish thing, if you get my meaning. Other denominations tend to see Catholicism as degenerate Christianity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLQ26P9dpQ
>>344010113
It was revived by a game called Mighty No. 9. If you didn't buy it, great job killing the franchise.
>>343999084
Undertale apparently, cause the reaction would be funny
>>344010218
>Catholicism look down so hard on booze.
Catholic born Irish reporting infuck off royalist scum, you're so wrong.
>people who don't want to change their mind demanding that other people try so that they can prove they won't change their mind
>>344010218
>>344009783
>Catholicism look down so hard on booze
How did I fuck this up so hard? I meant to say they don't look down so hard on booze. Catholics also have confession, which other denominations don't.
Also obviously Catholics have the pope as a leader whereas no others do.
>>344010286
What the fuck is the Pope going to do with a second copy of Undertale?
>>344010218
>Irish looking down on booze
You what now
>>344010290
I'm sorry Seamus I fucked up my sentence, believe me my mom is Catholic. I've seen hundreds of boxes of wine in my life, I know what you folk are like.
>>344010357
Nothing, but more angry people is always nice
THE IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>344010402
Well I used to worship whiskey, now I only drink the Lord
There should be more love in the world.
>>344009652
They did in the Baroque period.
>>344010357
Restart on a fresh save file after he'scompleted his genocide run
>>344009652
>Your skeleton will never look this bitchin'
why even live?
>>344010628
inb4 /pol/ gets mad about this picture because they don't know Catholic priests do this shit all the time
>>343995074
This was a good gift because Undertale represents an evolution for gamers and what they expect from the games that they play, making it the single best representative of where we are as a community today.
>>344010720
Why would /pol/ get mad about it? The majority of us are Catholic.
>>343995074
>Pope plays Undertale
>commissions several new chapel paintings and other artworks depicting the Devil and temptation
>they look suspiciously like Toriel with giant tits
>>344010803
>/pol/
>Catholic
Catholic here, you guys are shit Catholics.
>>344010798
Very true, which is why he mentions it himself in the video.
>>344010804
I imagine Pope Francis would be more of a WORSHIP kinda guy
If I remember correctly Francis is actually the name of the goat kid in Undertale? Pretty appropriate.
>>344010803
I always figured /pol/ would be all hoity-toity protestant or orthodox or some shit, but I guess that doesn't leave enough room for degenerate gun shooting and heavy smoking/drinking
>>343999084
Hyper Dimension Neptunia
The video reminds me of that "I am a gamer" thing.
>>344010950
Nah, asriel, think its actually a daemon name
>>343999084
Deus Exthe original Denton one
>>344011076
Oh man, that reminds of the Sanic version of it.
>>344009783
Pope is the supreme leader of the church
Much more liberal in terms of religious art and have ornate and elaboratly crafted churches. (Like Orthodox Christianity)
Believe that everyone is a sinner just like protestants, but they claim that in order to be forgiven you need confess your sins and do good works as opposed to just believing like protestants. This is why, especially in the medieval period, the church was very heavily involved in education, medicine, charity and generally caring for the poor and sick. It's all part of the "good works".
Catholics are also much more accepting of scientific progress (as opposed to american protestants). They are, however, pretty strict on moral issues (abortion, in vitro, homosexuality, divorce etc.).
Rest is pretty much theological so probably of no interest to a random anon on /v/.
>>344011124
That doesn't sound right. I'm pretty sure his name is Francis Dreemurr.
>cute little game. Pretty easy though, once I started leveling up pretty much everything died in one hit. Last boss was hard tho.
What are some famous people who play video games, /v/?Let's pretend we've already said Vin Diesel a thousand times.
>>344000449
Marriage is the complete opposite of accomplishment. Getting cucked so hard that you're forced to give hundreds of dollars each month to a cheating ex-wife is a detriment, not an accomplishment. Marriage is an absolute scam for males and you have to be massively cuckolded to ever willingly sign a marriage contract. And not the meme version of cuckold, the ACTUAL version since you're paying your ex wife hundreds each month for her to fuck other men.
>>344011379
Del the Funky Homosapien will occasionally shitpost about whatever PSP game he's playing
I've seen him talk about how much he loved some DBZ game he got
Maybe Kanye, considering he's notably into anime
Hell just rappers in general because black dudes and xbox are apparently symbiotic organisms
>>344011461
I'm afraid you're thinking of divorce, friend.
>>344011379
lupe fiasco beat Daigo
>>344011379
Kanye is a massive dweeb, Cole Sprouse shitposts on Twitter and almost certainly on here, and there was some Major League baseball player a few years back who fucked up all of /vp/'s best players in Pokemon.
>>343999084
Doom.
You fight demons in hell and shit.
>>344011379
That guy from /sp/ who was on Big Brother and won.
>>344011379
>>344011563
There's also Brennan Williams, former pro football player whose waifu is Asuka
https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU
>>344011684
>GREATBLACKOTAKU
what a hero
The current pope is a huge faggot who kisses nigger's feet
>>344011525
Indeed, yes. Why would any man possibly sign a marriage contract that puts them at risk of divorce rape? Flip a coin, heads you lose $400 a month for the next five years. What benefit would possibly make you take that bet?
>>344011462
>Maybe Kanye, considering he's notably into anime
Source?
>>344011573
Feels like Doom is literally the only game some people know about.
>>344011730
this x1000
I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be jewish/gay/muslim or all three
>tfw not even the pope is christian
>>344011563
>Cole Sprouse
dylan sprouse you mean
>>344011794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g
>>344011667
>That guy from /sp/ who was on Big Brother
who?
>>343995074
should of gave him Journey.
>>344012007
This would have been good, goddamn it.
What sort of Pope wouldn't love a Pilgrimage Simulator?
>>344012007
>implying the pope is a sonycuck
>>344011994
Ian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pvgos24Qg
>>344012007
That's actually clever. Dang, good job anon, a actually game offer
>>343999084
Animal Crossing New Leaf i feel hed actually play it
>>343995074
I'm mad because shit like this paints everyone else who plays video games as tacky and lacking sense.
>>344012448
>i feel hed
>>344012227
>Implying the pope plays games.
You should work on your autism.
Journey would be an easy game that he could get the most out of and it wouldn't be offensive to him or his faith. Unless you have a better one?
>>344012459
The entire point of his video, which he states directly, is that he's trying to show that gamers are lots of different people and not what the public stereotypes him as.
Seriously, what compels so many people to shit out a whiny response when they haven't even watched the video?
>>343998363
Sauce? I googled "Pope benedict street fighter" and found nothing.
>>343998601
>>343998945
I'm not Tibetan Buddhist, but I can fucking guarantee you I wouldn't give the Dalai Lama Undertale or Cory in the House if I met him.
I don't believe in real life respawning, yet I would still be fucking hyped of meeting someone so influential. He's a moral authority like the Pope.
>>343999084
SpongeBob: Battle for Bikini Bottom
>>344012779
He's referencing Benedict Arnold, also known as "Yipes", a big black guy who plays a lot of SF.
Lamentable
>>344013534
You mean Lamento? Yeah, I think the Pope would like that game. I know I do.
Crusade when.
>>344013039
>>344012779
??? Story on Yipes being a benedict arnold
Jesus christ... How low as a human race has these undermemers sunk us
>>344015208
Nah, millenial, this is where you always were. Chill.
I feel ashamed for even playing that game
>>343995074
Should've given him Hatred.
>>344016110
Nah, millenial, this is where you always were. Chill.
>>343999084
id give him that copy of fifa 14 i cant get rid of for any good price
i didnt think i could hate this meme game more
2015 truly was the worst year for videogames
>>344017000
Posting a lie a lot of times doesn't make it true.
>pope gets a copy of tumblrtale
>looks deeper into the game
>discovers the insanely autistic sjw cult surrounding it
>begins new crusade to wipe out the heathen scum
Just as planned
>>343995074
Borgoglio is a little bitch, fucking Ratzinger would Genocide Run his first way through the game and then laugh about it on that demon-chair they got him for his birthday.
>>344017172
Nah, he'd fall in love with Sans like the rest of us and shitpost on /v/.
>>344009783
Catholicism is the real christianity, the others are meme christianities invented by Martin Luther King before he was assassinated by Jesus for heresy
>>343999084
DotA, so he could truly experience hell
>>344009783
Catholics are the real OG Christians, but the sheer size of the church and its prevalence across Europe made it corrupt as absolute fuck. So a bunch of splinter groups broke off and got big in their own ways, to the point where retarded ass Americans will tell you Catholics aren't Christian.
>>344017612
Favorite character: Lion.
>>344009783
Roman Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are basically the two big original churches which broke up when the Roman Patriarch (later the Pope) became too powerful for the other Patriarchs' liking.
Catholicism is primarily known for having a centralized church with a system of cardinals who elect the new Pope when the old one dies. Historically Catholicism has put a lot less stock in the literal text of the bible (which they assembled out of old Judaic mythology and some accounts from various figures surrounding Christ and early Christianity) and more in the collective opinion of the college of cardinals. This results in Catechism, which is adaptable and changes periodically to fit the cultural and political zeitgeist of Christendom rather than remaining rigid and inflexible.
You can sort of see that these days where the Vatican frequently revises its policies to avoid being seen as stodgy and antiquated in the changing moral climate. However, beneath the PC surface, the Catholic Church's hierarchy is still largely made up of very, very conservative figures who could retake control at any time. I'm pretty sure they're mostly waiting for WWIII to come along so that they can finish the job in Yugoslavia.
>>344018020
>Not Necrophos
>Not Chen
>Not Terrorblade
>Not Anti-Mage
>>344018296
Those are all too predictable.
>>344003889
I swear every single person who dates their image has the exact same handwriting. Only calls it into question more.
>>344018020
>not Abaddon
fucking heresy
>>343996610
wow man, you're on taleof4chan already fucking legend
>>343999084
Hatred
>>343999084
ghost trick, because you can play it on iOS and it's a legitimately great game that anyone can enjoy
>matpat gives video game to the pope and makes a video telling people to be nice
>people get mad and absolutely refuse to be nice
How lovely
>>343995074
>he actually thinks the pope cares about meme games
What a fucking faggot.
>>344019665
>he actually thinks he knows what the pope cares about
What a fucking faggot.
>>343996610
You aren't made, you just wanted an excuse to be on /r/4chan's frontpage.
>>344000328
Yeah I sure am jealous of him. Getting to travel while his wife gets pounded by some mandingo.
>>344018985
Just had a look at that site and I notice most of the stories are about poop. I'm surprised this one made it on there.
>>344019974
The correct word is wendigo.
Where did it all go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjhDUQktMs&feature=youtu.be&t=1297
Does Undertale even have physical copies to gift? I doubt the Pope has a steam account.
>>344023162
He literally gave him a piece of paper with a steam code on it
>>344023514
Fuck this shit I'm out.
>>343996610
>This stupid fucking retard who's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life
He met the pope.
>meet an iconic figure
>GIVE HIM FUCKING VIDEO GAME
THE AUTISM IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION.
>>344002041
>tumblr fanfiction
You mean tumblrtale does
>>343999084
God Hand.
You punch demons and then SATAN
>>343996610
> WAS SO HE COULD MAKE A BULLSHIT CLICKBAIT VIDEO
BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING.
>>344008273
Scott Cawthorn shitting all over Matpats theory videos was the best part of the FNAF games.
>>344021707
The faggot admitted that he used video games as a way so he could have some credibility in marketing. He wanted to prove he could get people's attention with clickbait titles, hold there attention with outlandish "theories", and string together everything with a bunch of bullshit.
I hate this word, but in all honesty he is a shill of the worst fucking degree. And you know, it's weird... I shouldn't hate a person this much for doing so little when faggots like Leafy, GradeA, and Keem are the ones who deserve the most hate right now, but I do. I honestly hate him and hope he flops.
Why, anons? Why do I and so many others hate this fag?
>>343999437
He later said it represented gamer culture and just about every culture dumbass. Did you even watch the fucking video?
>>344027841
Source on this?
>>343999084
Crusader Kings 2.
>>344027841
I hate people who exploit others idiocy and the idiots who back him, thats it for me. Youre literally going backwards on the progress of western society for money.
>>343999810
>characters and dialogues are just bunches of assorted memes
I actually agree with all of your statement except this. Why does /v/ think this?
Why is it that /v/ is the reason I learn about new e-celebs
you people fucking blow with this e-celeb shitposting
>>344005717
>using millenial as an insult
Unless you're born before 1980 you're a fucking millenial yourself, idiot.
>>344011461
>Getting cucked so hard that you're forced to give hundreds of dollars each month to a cheating ex-wife
Is it american law? Here in France, if your wife is cheating, you can ask for a divorse and actually get money for it.
>hfw his holiness decides to look up Undertale fanart on Tumblr
>>343999084
Castlevania 1.
>>343999084
Nothing because Im not an autist who goes everywhere and meets famous people going "XD VIDOGAMES IM A VODIE GAME YOUTUBER ONLINE XDDD"
>>344000075
are you being ironic right now?
>>343999531
>>it's a matpat tries to convince us matpat does things other games haven't already done
He explicitly said, multiple times in his video, that Undertale is not the only game that does this, but it's the most recent relevant example and it pulls off the pacifism mentality well.
>>343999084
Dante's Inferno
>>343999414
>not God's Gift
>>343999084
Portal or Rhythm Heaven. maybe even Monster Hunter
>>344005717
>Millenial
you sank this place into the ground and now you want to blame the new generation before they could even do anything
