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flawless run edition
now: ty
next: silent hill 3
later: setup block
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>this run
memes
Autism was a mistake.
>tfw 4 more days of sgdq
All anime posters will be banned
He fucking keeps killing.
ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE EDITION
First for Chaika
WHEN RUNESCAPE
>>343992997
This run is everything I wanted. If people have to cheer every time he messes up, there's going to be a moshpit by the halfway point.
I kinda feel sorry for this guy, talking to himself and forcing unfunny jokes
>bad rng
*sigh*
>telling the lead programmer that his team ran out of ideas
What did he mean by this?
KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MARATHON'S UBER CRINGE RUN
I thought I told you...?
Fucking. Apologize.
This guy a meme machine! Someone stop him.
>>343993127
clap
What was the best SGDQ 2016 run so far?
This is basically Crash 2 all over again
>THEY KEEP CLAPPING WHEN HE KEEPS FUCKING OVER THE INCENTIVE
IS THIS RUN REAL?
IS THIS FUCKING LIVE?
poor guy has to let go of his precious autismbux
This is the reason I watch this shit.
This is why I watch these every year.
Someone please posts Chibi's dick photos
Now he's killing them on purpose and wants clapping for doing so. He's banned after this right?
>>343993186
This one.
>>343993186
this one
Was gonna play some Legion beta, but this is way too entertaining.
I'm glad I tuned in for this.
>>343993176
S-sorry Chibi. Just put down the gun
>>343993187
Crash 2 was much much worse. Crash 2 was death-threat-tier.
>ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
>>343993186
This one.
>>343993186
Demon's Dude
>>343993187
What do you mean man?
He gets the fall of shame
>>343993186
You are watching it right now.
inb4 fall of shame
>>343993196
he said they should clap everytime he kills something because he'll donate $1 for charity for every kill
Can't wait to see the Youtube compilation of this shit.
>I'm a fraud
>>343993246
How bad was it?
>>343993120
I'm off the next 4 days since I had to work the weekend and the 4th. Thank God
What if this game is why he's like this?
>>343993186
Jedi Academy
>guy on the right of the couch is meant to be asking questions about the game, like someone who hasnt played it
>is a mute
>>343993235
>>343993236
how????
>>343993280
yeah but holy fuck you have to be retarded to actually continue clapping every time he does jesus christ
>people clapping every time he kills an enemy
>on a pacifist run
>that people donated $4000 for it to be a pacifist run
Calling this a trainwreck would be too generous.
>>343993216
http://pastebin.com/GWjwV4rd
>>343993284
He was talking about killing everyone, and it ended with him soft-locking on purpose because the run was THAT bad.
>>343993281
>failfish
>this cringy as fuck speedrunner
>this entire run in general
>>343993186
jedi academy, depending on how high your tolerance for overexcited guys is
chill out guys this guy's awwesoeme
>>343993329
The runner never shuts up about the game anyway
remember me, /v/?
https://youtu.be/VmDwAWvSUbI?t=11558
Imagine being the poor dev who made this game and watching this fat autismo fuck shittalk it and completely ignore the incentive.
So what are we doing while watching this shitty run
>tfw ganking on shitters in Bloodborne
>>343993329
I wish he would talk more, he has a really deep voice
>she
who donated 500 and got a chargeback? the dev?
>>343993343
>I was at work that night
>Come home
>Turn on SGDQ
>It's the last 15 minutes, where everything just goes so wrong
I'm so fucking glad I decided to relax before my shower that night.
>>343993176
those are some really tiny nipples
>asks why Australian animals are in tasmania
he speedruns this game, how does he not know basic shit like this?
How many runs have been cut during its stream throughout all the GDQs
>>343993186
I dunno. Demon's Crest was cool if you can ignore the fact that the retarded category means they DON'T KILL THE FINAL BOSS
>>343993338
I thought they didn't get enough money to fulfill the incentive
God this guy is so insufferable.
>>343993364
Are you really not enjoying this? He's autistic and corny, but I like him.
The autist is spilling out
literal autism
PLEASE SPAM MY FFZ MEMES
HAHA EPIC
Fuck this run. Fuck this fucking run. Fuck this guy. Fuck everything.
Reply to this post if you have NEVER given a single donation to GDQ
>>343993338
>he's only donating a $1 every time he kills
>he probably knew he was going to blow it so he set the bar so low
>memes
>and even more memes
>twitch emotes
>pls
>scumbag steve hat
>please spam it in chat
hpoly fuck
>reddit meme
>>343993456
Well you know what they say. Tiny nipples, big dick.
>referencing fucking 2010-2012 impact font memes
>no ultra autismo co-commentator
4/10 run so far lads.
>>343993334
if you arent laughing at him you are as autistic as him
>explaining your meme emotes
>>343993176please post his dickpics in spoilers
>>343993420
Stratholme mount runs.
I'm abusing the teleport bug to spawn back inside Strath at Baron. Waiting for my instance lockouts to end now.
it's because of runs like this that i watch gdq
>>343993467
Less than 1 per event not counting like the old bonus stream shit that probably goes into the hundreds.
thank god silent hill 3 is after this
THE FIRST ACTUAL TRICK HE'S DONE
40 MINUTES IN
Why can't I see the emotes these twitch faggots are using?
I can see shit like FrankerZ and Kappa, but not LennyPls
This is the most autistic run since the Crash 2 one dude.
>>343993478
There were two $500 donations at the last minute to save the incentive. One minute later he started killing everything.
I wonder if this guy has a fursona.
this is surreal. is this really fucking happening?
>>343993478
Two people donated 500 dollars each before his run, so now to 'compromise' he's donating a dollar everytime he kills something.
i'm ending all my commentary with a series of question marks???
>>343993390
That guy is cute
>guy on couch explains what he's doing
>runner repeats everything anyway
>>343993296
holy shit lol
>I know I will even though I won't
What did he mean by this?
>>343993601
I want to impregnate Purblind
>>343993579
https://nightdev.com/betterttv/
or
https://www.frankerfacez.com/
This guy is almost as big of a sperg as the Crash 2 runner
At least he hasn't stooped to suicide jokes
>>343993579
It's probably a subscriber emoteno one is subscribed to him
>Glad to see you representing Playstation Nation
>>343992997
>use my emoji in chat kapa
this is the first runner who i would put money has autism
>you'll never be a normie hanging out at speedrun events, cucking everyone off-stream
This speed runner is going to get laid tonight while /v/ is going to jack off in bed
>>343993579
You are misssing addons
>3D game speedrun
it was a mistake
>he's a sonygger
makes sense
>i found something usefull but i don want to show it
so he means he found nothing
>donating 1 dollar every time he kills an enemy
He is going bankrupt
>I really don't want to show it off
KEK
>>343993516
>one fat kid
>one tiny one
the small one is going to die isn't he
>>343993675
>you will never fuck her eyes straight
>I found something new
>It's great for new runners
>I won't show it off though lol
Just casually shitting on the devs some more who are watching.
>>343993186
I liked Jedi Academy because the guy perfectly explained how he was doing the skips, the skips were entertaining and fun to watch, and the game is good.
This one has the highest memes.
Found something cool today!
>But I won't show you. :)))) use my emote please!
If 5, this guy will kill himself live on stream.
>but I don't want to show it off
>dev watching stream
>THIS GAME HAS A REALLY BAD CAMERA, ITS TERRIBLE
>>343993714
>wanting to be the douchey frat boy on the couch
>>343993717
jokes on you, i have a fleshlight
>only $1
This cheap ass jew
Kinda wish the couch dudes would try and save this now. They haven't said a fucking word.
>>343993717
Get laid to rest, since he's clearly choked.
>>343993784
heres your 5 famalam
"I found something today that for new runners would be helpful but I don't really want to show it off."
Then he continues to run the game and doesn't say anything else about it.
>>343993689
>not yet
>STILL TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE GAME WHEN THE DEVS ARE WATCHING
>>343993784
He can't kill himself if he's already dead, anon.
His voice remind me of Linkara.
It's like he's whining everytime he talks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZuzZIirRus
>>343993791
Fucking kill me s empai
this is the worst run ever
even worse than the shitty l4d2 run like a year ago where they all kept dying on easy mode
how can i tell if i have autism
>>343993340
Thanks
it looks nice, no homo
>>343993825
Acknowledged.
>Develop a platformer
>It gets showcased at a large-scale event
>Make a donation so you can express your appreciation
>Immediately after it's read the guy running the game says the programming is shit
I wish people refund the pacifist run donations and he is forced to replace them out of his own pocket 2bh
>>343993791
>Game coding suck
>Game devs ran out of ideas
>Game camera sucks
This guy won't stop will he?
>>343993813
Chad on the left explained a trick and then fats cut him off and re-explained it, so...
>>343993825
thx m8
I've never played Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Is this just a poorman's Banjo-Kazooie?
>>343993717
>needing another person to get off
pathetic
>>343993825
OH SHIT NIGGA I WANT HIM TO PULL THE GUN RIGHT NOW
Who's this chibi fag that keeps getting posted? what did he do?
>>343993874
That run was surreal
>They game over'd on the first level on easy mode
>They wasted their practice time playing Payday
>>343993876
You unironically enjoy speedruns
>>343993780
I missed it, what did he say?
>>343993876
do you speedrun?
>>343993813
couch dudes are horrified.
dude on the right is probably thinking "I'm going to punish myself for this shit. Like getting my ass pounded hard with a strap on. Fuck me."
Girl or boy?
>>343993717
Jokes on you i'm jacking off right now.
Have those two guys talked at all?
>>343993970
Said that the camera is bad.
>Leave Demon's Crest cause all the dude commentary
>Come back to Ty speedrunner talking like everything is a question mark
Fuck this I can't win.
>>343993982
whatever you want bb
>>343993930
fuck urself
>>343993893
I feel it too.
>>343993982
She is transistioning
This game's artstyle reminds me of Fur Fighters. anyone else remember that game?
>>343993846
He sounds almost exactly like Rocco pretending to be an autist (Linkara)
>>343993930
No, it's the poor mans Jak and Daxter.
>>343994005
A couple times they tried to but he just talks over them.
>>343993982
>implying you wouldn't hit that regardless
>>343993982
xir is genderfluid you bigot
>>343993982
Why dose it matter?
>>343993846TALKING ABOUT ME, HMMMMM?
HOLY SHIT STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE GAME YOU AUTISMO SPERGLORD
>This autistic shit at 1am still has over 15K viewers more than the pixel indietrash they were showing at primetime
>>343994016
>leaving during the best run
What's your problem, dood?
>>343994058
RIP guy
>>343994005
Nah the autismo won't ever shut up.
>>343994016
Dude commentary was better than this by a long shot
I'm calling it. He fails the death warp.
>>343993930
its like r&c except guns are boomerangs and double as gadgets and no clank
>>343994005
Normaldude on the left explained a skip and then fats cut him off and reexplained it anyway
Legit fucking autism and he isn't even good at speedrunning.
Christ.
>>343992997
Why isn't the shooter there yet? That would be great if it happened right about now.
>>343993795
Why wouldn't you want to? Seems like a cool guy.
Just look at the contrast between him and the runner.
>>343994016
DOOD
>>343993982
Dorkfluid Kevinsexual
>>343993714
But anon, speed running is for autists a and cucks. Why would a normie be there?
WOMBAT
RIDING A SNOWBOARD
GUYS
LOL
unironically like this guy. he seems really friendly and buoyant. sick of jaded ironic runners.
how did he change that fast?
he on steroids?
is he still a sperglord?
IT*S A WOMBAT
RIDING A SNOWBOARD
HOW RANDOM IS THAT?? :DD
Never has this image been more appropriate.
>>343993496
I know, isn't it great?
I HATE THIS KIDS VOICE
>this one's just like yeah nah m8 don't step ere I'll fuckin nip ya
>This run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu6lUsOtjkY
haha videogames haha
>>343994125
Apologize
PPMD Kreygasm
who /in bed/ here?
>>343994153
It's not a theater, no gun shop in this place.
The couch hasn't said a single thing in 42 minutes
>WoOoOoOoAh ViDeO gAmEs HoW wAcKy!!!
Why won't he shut up?
DUDE
VIDEOGAMES
How much anger is this man feeling?
>>343994214
Then you are a humongous faggot, this guy isn't even friendly in a good way like the Jedi Academy runner, this guy is a complete autistic piece of shit who fucked up the run and called the dev our right after he donated. You are a massive fucking retard for even posting that. For shame faggot, for shame.
LOL VIDEOGAMES
does the shota say anything
>>343994016
demon's crest is a really fun rundude
>>343994214
He's definitely buoyant
>>343994215
meant for
>>343993176
>>343993795
he seems pretty cute, would couch with.
>>343994290
me i need to go to work tomorrow
This game look like a mix between Crash and Banjo Kazooie.
This guy is like a god-tier version of "that kid"
I think young people end every sentence with a question mark because being too sure of things is offensive because nobody actually knows the definitive version of everything and "truth" doesn't really exist. Everything is arguable.
>>343994294
They tried to talk but the fat fuck won't shut up
>>343994293
I heard that a shooter is coming this year, so it should happen now.
AUTISMED
>>343994341
so fucking true
>doesnt know the lore
>is actually pretty bad at the game
>choking like hell
>trying hard as hell to be entertaining and the star despite being spergy as shit
>running a well-known casual, but easy speed game.
holy shit this dude reeks of a guy who got into speedrunning solely so he could stream and do a run at a GDQ.
>>343994349
Are you high?
>>343993874
Nah this is nothing compared to Mario Kart Wii where the guy placed 7th in a race and couldn't finish it in time and the stream had really bad pop sounds and died a few times.
>>343994112
I can't stand it ever since Battle Block Theater last year
>>343994214
You might be autistic friend.
WHY IS HE EXPLAINING ALL THIS SHIT
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE COLORS OF THE EGGS
>>343994290
*raises paw*
ME!
>>343994303
his soul departed his body a while back, he is a husk now
>okay>>343994349
Go away autism.
Anyone else staying up for the silent hill + resident evil run?
I'm so fucking tired /v/
>>343994183
The runner seems nice albeit not very self-aware
>>343994265
Cornshaq's descendant has graced us today.
somethingautistic.net
heh
>>343994290
Bedbros reporting in
>>343993795
>douchey
what
guy has said what, 4 sentences the entire run?
sounds like you're jealous
>>343994303
>I'm missing out on orgies.png
I BETTER SEE THIS RUN UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE YOU FUCKS
THEY AREN'T GOING TO UPLOAD IT
>>343994341
Complete with that primal urge to kill everything.
>>343994349
I beat when you typed that you thought you were being philosophical, you are a complete and utter mongoloid. Refrain from making posts above your IQ level.
There is "I'll find every glitch in Mario and make fun commentary" autism
And there is this
lmao
NO DONATIONS
SILENCE
>>343994431
yeah they will, they'll just turn comments and ratings off
Someone please tell me, will silent hill 3 be a good run?
L
O
L
>People actually think the Ty games were good
Kek, they were games losers would rent/buy back during the PS2/GC/Xbox era because all the good ganes were rented out or because they were poor and wanted a new game. They'd tell all their friends how they played this "awesome" game and all their friends laughed as they played their Marios, Rachets n Clanks, and don't ferget bout dem Halos.
>>343993905
I notice autists sometimes when they speak, or speak to eachother, they sound like they are intentionally trash talking people, but because they don't really get the social queue they are being insulting but instead are just being analytical about shit.
It's interesting when you have awkward runners talking about eachother and some of them react as if one of them is trash-talking and some don't even react or understand that was meant.
Notice how he said "if you didn't notice those outhouses, well you SHOULD HAVE" for seemingly no reason
idk i kind of just feel bad for him. he's just trying to show off to people the one thing he's good at in this world.
just let him have his fun guys
>>343994431
GDQ doesn't allow people to reupload their runs anymore.
The announcer killed himself
>>343994107
It's australian primetime and it's a game about australia that not too many australians have actually seen, is the only explanation I can think of.
>>343994393
I'm going to see how the runner is, if it's promising I'll make some coffee if it sucks I'm going to sleep
That fucking silence.
>>343994417
Of his clothes?
TAKE A SHOWER
Odds of this guy being banned next year?
back couch is asleep right?
>The next part of the run would be good for donations since it's just swimming
>announcer is silent for a minute
>>343994487
But he's not good at it
>>343994393
>only one Silent Hill game
>streamed at 4 am
>>343994472
I dont know. I wont watch it because I never played it and I dont want to get spoiled.
someone find the shotas twitter/twitch
>>343994379
>>343994392
Well at least I am trying to explain it *snif* sorry we can't have sociological theories or anything jeez.
>furry game
>>343994478
Nigga I played all those games and Ty was still fun as fuck. Go fuck your self.
>>343994393
>staying up
nigga, it's 9am over here
>>343994191
To cuck the autists. Guy probably has his own harem at the parties.
>>343994398
He might be nice, but I'd much rather hang out with normie guy back there.
>>343994290
>mfw I need to get up at 4:30
>>343994487
>the one thing he's good at
sperging out? cuz he aint good at the game
>>343994349
Sounds interesting, but you didn't explain what it has to do with being young. Your assertion is poorly optimized.
I literally don't understand why he acts like hitting an enemy is hard or rng sometimes
>>343994495
Same here. Todays games have been boring as fuck.
>>343994502
Why would he be banned?
>>343994478
You could do so much better even on the Xbox than Ty. Especially with Voodoo Vince and Blinx.
>>343994529
THIS
DUDE SPAGHETTI IN HIS PANTS
SPAGHETTI
Ok so people paid 4k for this to be a pacifist run and hes just ignoring it?
>>343992997
Is the website that sponsored this event really called Something Autistic.net? Holy fuck. My sides.
>>343994502
He's too cringy (note: this word is banned) and not taking the Charity Event seriously, so mike uyama will throw him out. This is a Professional Nerd Event.
>>343994525
>tfw comfy night shift worker watching vidya streams
Noice
THEY KNOW
>>343994487
As someone with Asperger's, people with autism probably shouldn't talk, let alone about fucking video games, for hours, in public and livestreamed to thousands of people.
>finding this exciting and/or interesting
>>343994534
I think you're breathing a little too much into one kid with assburgers.
Just came inside my roommate during this run
ask me anything /v/
Were those boat enemies required to be killed? Or did he forget again?
>>343994516
>>343994557
idk man better then most. I wouldn't be able to speed run this.
>>343994487
>he's just trying to show off to people the one thing he's good at in this world
>>343994478
>see the reaction image
didn't read your post
kill yourself
>>343994529
>shotas twitter/twitch
>>343994502
he's not getting banned, he's getting taken out back and shot
why cartoon child games likes this or crash always have the most autistic runners?
>>343994589
he is now
before he said he would pay a dollar for everything he kills but hes not keeping track at all now
So this is a fucking tasmanian tiger
>>343994492
Those fuckers...
GDQ doesn't allow fun anymore.
>>343994589
BUT
DUDE
A WHOLE DOLLAR FOR EACH KILL
>>343994502
Probably not banned, but his *GDQ career just crashed and burned.
>>343994502
>next year
He's being escorted out of the venue after this
Would you sit on that couch while he plays the video games /v/?
>>343994538
>le ebin furry hate
what year is it
>>343994613
Is your roommate a grill?
>>343994575
I'm guessing because $4000 was raised for a pacifist run, and he keeps killing things.
yeah that was diffcult everyone clap
fucking seriously
>>343994647
you mean was they ded mang
>>343994647
RIP in peace lil fella
>>343994487
i could forgive him if he wasn't a douche
>people pay for a pacifist run
>still kills
>only willing to give fucking $1 for his fuck ups
>lead dev donates
>a few seconds later, he shits on the game
who else getting paid to watch this?
>this guy never stops stopping
Can't they just skip this shit already, I wanna see the Silent Hill run.
this run is a nightmare
>>343994605
I'm going to get the gun
and pull the trigger
Don't stop me.
>>343994678yes
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This autistic fuck is going to go over time too.
>>343994575
He's blatantly ignored the donation incentive and ignored the developers donation. That's certainly enough to get banned from this event.
Hi. I stream speedruns most of the time.
Name: Andy
Age: 19
Country: USA
Game(s): Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
>>343994647
they went extinct decades ago
they're all dead now, retroactively, thanks to this run
>Showing your gf this disaster
>awesomesauce
>good for you
GOOD
FOR
YOU
>>343994610
hello guy who posted this image last night who happens to still be here despite finding it boring
>donor showing his gf speedruns for the first time
yeah i'm sure this is making a good first impression
>loving the run so far
bullshit
>>343994726
Are you an oven?
I'm sitting in the room and the smell suddenly got much worse. I think the runner shit himself.
>>343994738
Yeah. This is Mike Uyama's Charity Drive now not a speedrunning event. Banned.
>awesomesauce
Is this year's GDQ being transmit back through time to 2006?
>Good for you
There is no way this guy is aware of how rude he is.
OUT OF DONATIONS TO READ LMAO
I really hate when autistic people always trash the games they as re playing
Is it youtube culture? AVGN Jontron Nostalgia critic?
Is it other speedrunners?
>>343994553
>tfw it already is 4:30
holy shit that twink has a deep fucking voice
>>343994647
I'd fuck it.
>COUCH SPOKE
COUCH SPOKE
>COUCH SPOKE
COUCH SPOKE
>COUCH SPOKE
COUCH SPOKE
>>343994393
Yep, got work at 4pm tomorrow so fuck sleep.
Aaaaand they pulled the plug
>asking about the softlocks or crashes
He wants it to end
> The shota's voice
WHAT
>>343994793
>implying he doesn't enjoy the cringe like us degenerates
>>343994785
not sure who you are talking about familia
>>343994814
yell out "JUST" if you're actually there
jesus christ wasnt expecting that voice
>right guy speaks for once
HOLY
FUCK
Bigger trainwreck: this run or Prompt?
that voice doesn't fit with that skinny guy
>wow
>>343994809
not even memeing.
got bored with the run and caught her naked after a shower.
shes about to start camming
>good for you
>>343994403
WOW
THE INVISIBLE BOOMERANG GLITCH
>>343994814
Who are you? Throw me a signal bro!
>>343994710
I think he missed the lead dev donation.
There's also a high chance he doesn't have a job so the 1$ is understandable.
>>343994917
name please
5 (five) years
>5 years
Holy shit, he really is this bad
HE'S BEEN SPEEDRUNNING THIS FOR
F I V E
I
V
E
YEARS
>>343994736
>This autistic fuck is going to go over time too.
>5 years
oh my god dude
please reconsider your life
>>343994817
Pretty much. I never said GDQ was fair or solely about speedrunning. It hasn't been for a while. If you do anything to prevent them from getting their money, you're getting banned.
Okay for some reason I didn't hear, who said "good for you" to who and why?
FIVE
YEARS
>>343994558
Well, I was thinking that the older you get the more sure of truth actually existing. Social and moral relativism is not as much of a thing if you are like 80 years old, 60 years old its more common to believe in moral relativism, then 40 is the cynical age, and 20 year olds grew up with George Bush and all the lies he told and the Internet age when basically nothing is assumed to be true because everyone posts some form of the truth.
Its like those /pol/ arguments where the two guys post sources from all of these random blogs to try to win, nobody is really quite certain anyones source has more veracity but we both kind of go with it.
I think the younger you are the less sure you would be that you could speak definitely about things as you grew up in a time where the "truth" is really owned more by narratives then facts.
>>343994917
She's a Cammy player? Nice.
>it took me 5 years to figure this out
HOLY SHIT
>play a game for 5 years
>suck this fucking bad at it
>>343994635
up to helping an anon out with a source please?
>she not a he
>FIVE YEARS
HOLY SHITTT
5 years of running this game and your still shit. I feel bad for this guy
is couch chad a runner?
>>343994997
who do you think? it was the walker
>>343994969
and he probably won't ever at a AGDQ ever again.
>IT'S EASY IF YOU DON'T DIE
This
fucking
guy
F I V E
Y E A R S
>>343994969
THIS IS WHY HE IS LIKE THIS
kinda fucking sad. so many things can be done in 5 years
>>343995000
shut the fuck up man
>This is a simple fight if you're good
This guy is golden
>>343994969
I was talking about this yesterday.
About people running shitty games for YEARS, that are not even very interesting to run.
>five (5) years
>this is all you have to show for it
>>343994837
>Is it other speedrunners?
this
they always shit on a game they put thousands hours into
litteral definition of autism
>>343994969
i think he meant that he didnt know how to beat the boss five years after playing the game for the first time, i hope
5 years? makes me feel better about being dog shit at tf2 even after 7000 hours
>>343995047
>ugly lime green shorts with slip-on shoes
>chad
>>343994723
>stop stopping
>>343992997
>silent hill 3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDUDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>5 YEARS
Fuck man that's sad
Does freezing the enemies count as killing?
Damn he did it.
>NEEDING A GUIDE FOR THIS GAME
WHAT THE FUCK
H
A
T
THE
F
U
C
K
Not even memes can save him.
>>343994959
I honestly would give it to you, but im too paranoid about some /v/ autist geolocating her somehow and coming to my house and murdering me/raping her.
sorry, but I know those people exist
>>343995132
please refrain
>>343995091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9qYo7A5to
Jesus Christ, he's like a white kirbymastah.
>hyper autism
>fun thread
>have to go to work in 10 minutes
Weep for me, bros
how old is this nigga? he acts like 12, looks like 13, but probably like 30.
No wonder he resents the devs, this is all their fault
What's his story?
The guy on the left has some nice legs
No homo
this run goes on, and on, and on for ever
>>343995000
"I had to look up a guide for this one"
>>343994837
me too, its just bad taste. Like if the game is that annoying, what are you doing with your life playing a game you don't like?
I want to believe autistic people are just analytic to the point of sounding moodily critical and that its fine, but I have a bit of compassion and want to see people stop bashing their head into the wall so to speak.
but its fine
>>343995198
f, have a good day!
I skipped the Ty speedrun after a couple of minutes.
Did I make the right choice? I've been doing some Picross.
hes killing shit for no reason now
>Incoming Shadow the Hedgehog pun
>>343995198
Have fun dude. See you later.
>>343995208
He contemplating which toilet he's gonna give this nerd a swirly in after this run.
this guys speech is out of this WORLD
>>343995208
Male model who also speedruns and slays nerd gerl pussy
Holy fuck those metal footstep sounds are horrible.
>>343995208
he realized he fucked about 55 mins ago by sitting where he is now
hahahaha hes just freezing everything now.
I guess that counts
>>343995259
Yes and no. You're missing out on one of the most autistic runs I've ever seen.
>>343995259
Do you like cringe humor? If so, by god you fucked up.
>>343995127
guy is maximum comfy
stay jelly loser
He just keeps talking.
>>343995208
That's his brother, he's there for support if he does a tantrum.
Why the fuck is Chad on a speedrunner couch at 1am watching/casting some shitty 14 year old game ran by a turbo nerd?
what the FUCK is going on
and all the fat skinny people
and all the tall short people
and all the nobody people
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive years
Mr Uyama, end this let's play
SsSTOPP
>>343995198
I'll miss you, anon. Have a good day at work.
>>343995285
topkek
>fiery battle of death
>battle mcbattleface
this guy should honestly just kill himself
LITERAL
MEMES
>THE FIERY BATLLE OF DEATH
You can't make this shit up!
"accidentally" kill
>>343995182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhpyfYfUq4U
>battle mcbattleface
it hurts
Battle Mc Battle Face?
>these """""jokes"""""
>>343994610
>funny sex memes for him
>battle mcbattleface
>BATTLE McBATTLEFACE
>these autistic """"""""jokes""""""""
>>343995029
http://exhentai.org/g/941432/e2736de96e/?p=6
>>343995387
Jewyama doesn't have anything to do with SGDQ.
>>343995361
>Battle McBattleface
Would you, /v/?
Five minutes till estimate
I know the dude on the left. What should I tell him about his friends speedrun?
>>343995127
>implying Chubbys and Sperrys aren't the definition of Chad
>>343995384
kek
>the fiery battle of death
>battle mcbattle face
oh my god
Gearbox should hire this guy desu
>battle mcbattleface
This guy literally has the mind of a child.
Why the hell did this fucking autist choose a donation incentive if, not only would he not heed it, but he knew he couldn't?
who else glad they stayed up for this
>>343995367
Yeah he looks like every dudebro I went to high school with
>>343995457
Sure.
THERE'S A TAZMANIAN TIGER COMMUNITY
i'm so thankful of sh3 being next
my god this guy wont shut THE FUCK UP
Runners that don't STFU are the best tbqh
>THE FIERY BATTLE OF DEATH
>BATTLE MCBATTLE DEATH
WHERE DOES IT END
>>343995457
Dangerously Cheesy.
>>343995457
I've been wanting to since the day of release.
>He doesn't thank the developers
what an asshole
OH MY GOD
HOLY FUCKING HELL
oh my fucking god is this sperg thanking a random gmod server?
a GMOD community
is it time yet?
why did they remove the time estimates this year
3 minutes until Uyama literally murders him on stream
This is not your blog you motherfucker shut the fuck up.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10677714
Rate the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger run!
this guy never shuts the fuck up holy shit!
>Thanking the gmod community
what
I'M PRETTY SURE THE TY COMMUNITY REALLY ISN'T GLAD TO GET A SHOUTOUT RIGHT NOW
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a change to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.
>>343995384
do note that Kythol holds the world record in this game
http://www.speedrun.com/ty1
>Garry's Mod shoutout
FUCKING WHAT
WHY
AHAHAHAHA HE'S SERIOUSLY THANKING A GMOD SERVER FOR HELPING HIM WITH DEPRESSION
anyone else tearing up right now
>>343995512
I'm glad I woke up for it.
>he plugs a fucking Garry's Mod server
I'm fucking crying.
>Garrys Mod Serious RP server
It all makes sense
Tough times are just starting, tubby.
>garry's mod community
I
WHAT
Fucking FINALLY
>THANK A GARRY'S MOD COMMUNITY
>All these shoutouts
Got to say, I'm legitimately shocked he made it in time.
>time
THANK FUCK
We would all be in better place without the Serious Gmod server.
Thank the boomarang. Thank twitch chat. Thank the community. Thank Sony for making the controller.
Definitely do not thank the devs for the game you spent 5 years of your life on lmao
>>343995605
>gmod community
HE REALLY IS AUTISTIC HOLY FUCK
>>343995452
thanks ye
it's over
we're free
>he beat his time even though he had to backtrack
HOW? WHY?
no more, please
Filing a formal complaint with Gary's Mod community for getting runner through tough times and making the world suffer through this shit.
>>343995586
I was waiting for it, but it never came.Cherry on top desu
>zoom past the credits
devs on fucking suicide watch
NO!
NO TIME!
GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!
>if we have the time I'd like to show you more shit
no, time's up fuck off.
>>343995595
They didnt
IT CONTINUES
GET OFF THE STAGE IT'S SILENT HILL TIME YOU FAGGOT
>>343995595
right there beneath the title
IT ISN'T OVER, SNAKE
>>343995606
10/10
ITS OVER GUYS FREE AT LAST
>>343995595
Are you blind?
PULL THE PLUG. PULL THE FUCKING PLUG.
>very good i was hoping for a 1;02 so a 1;01;58 is VERY good
TOP AUTISM
This was the best run so far
>>343995606
That was fucking hilarious holy shit
>>343995429
hello other guy who replied to my reverse image search of this guys image last night
>>343995696
me too anon, me too
>>343995595
Bottom right you silly dog
>"no animals were harmed in the making of this game"
>dead silence
the good shit
he wasn't lying when he said he would ruin your childhood at the beginning tbqh
FINALLY
>no animals were harmed
WELL THEY FUCKING SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN YOU FAT SHIT
>speedrunnning a fuckin what game
>pluggin a gmod server
>>343995684
The WR on this piece of shit must be like 35 minutes.
>>343995725
IT'S NOT OVER YEEET
>He's still going
PROGAMING
>guy has been playing this game for 5 years
>insults and ignores the devs who comments on his playing
>thanks gmod community
>ZOOMING PAST CREDITS
>ONLY TALKS ABOUT SPEEDRUNNERS
FUCKKKK
>>343995776
hahaha
>>343995772
I think the shooter is about to speed run this autismos kids life.
>>343995000
It works both ways, old age causes your mind to crystalize, but experience can change your life so drastically that you would take life differently each day. And with the young, you feel like each new year is like you graduating so you prestige and now you know it all (think of kids who brag that they are 15 and not 12 etc.) but can also see every day as a new adventure and not know what to expect.
But of course its easy to argue relativism when you stay in a comfort zone arguing rhetoric without any guidelines, principles, or skill required to challenge your thinking process.
You are here forever. Believe in relativism is a result of a decadent society, that's why you are sperging about it here of all places.
>>343995732
Wow this years event must be extremely shit.
Was that his aid that just donated?
>>343995564
new
>>343995805
HES STILL GOING
>>343995729
What is this from?
>i don't know why they thank some animal logic place for some reason
It's almost like AL's a visual effects and animation studio.
>>343995781
holy fuck, 10/10
>>343995752
Source?
>don't know a dev team would need a logic on set of characters
Is this guy just stupid or something
that man made reddit very angry
gotta give it to him
WOW
a clip
>ignores devs donation
>talks shit about their work
>skips the credits
>doesn't thank them
If I didn't think this guy was just autistic, i'd think he really had it out for the developers and wanted to ruin their game as best he could.
>>343995741
o shit waddup fagboi!
IT'S FUCKING OVER BOYS POST YFWWWW
>>343995863
literally the same link in the quote
He should speedrun the infinite out of bounds for the rest of his life.
i miss him already
>>343995781
underrated post
>>343995452
>silent hill about to start
>need to fap
Gonna go for my PB, wish me luck.
8 people
there are 8 (eight) people in that whole room
>thanks a GMod server
>doesn't thank the devs
Jesus fuck I am so happy that run is over.
>>343995776
he ruined my childhood and I have never even played this game.
Found his Gmod profile
http://www.seriousgmod.com/members/kythol.1195/
tat was the definition of autistm
>>343995798
1st is 58 minutes. He'd be second. It doesn't make sense
I beat ty the Tasmanian Tiger before I played any Mario or Zelda gameI used to copy that thing he does with his teeth out in public
>>343996168
>anime pic
this kills the animeposters
>>343995684
>>343995798
http://www.speedrun.com/ty1
>>343996142
that's a really developed fetus for one week
>>343996234
Don't worry anon, we were all autistic idiots at one point
>>343996196
I also just realized that he does hold the record and lost to his own time by four minutes
>>343995798
>>343996196
Because any% and pacifist are different categories, you fucking mongs.
>>343996196
In before he lied about when you're supposed to call time.
>>343996168
>Make up your mind, stop fucking with mine, Male, 19, from Virginia
can i get some (You)s in the chat
>>343996352
Not taking a side here, but it looked like pacifist was just any% and occasionally not spamming boomerang which you would do in any% just because you had nothing better to do while moving.
no fucking comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNlubUsWI
try not to cry /v/ros
>>343996478
got you senpai
Smooth voice. ASMR speedrun.
>>343996317
I mean he did fuck up really early on and lose several minutes of time.
At least we can't say he's bad at the game.
>>343996168
>even when you're not forced to
https://twitter.com/xKythol/
Oh nice the one SH title I've actually played. *Grabs popcorn*
>>343996352
>implying
Your run was bad Kythol
>>343996168
shit like this always amazes me
its like they dont have anything else besides their little community of autismos
>>343993982
Who is this? Gender not important.
>>343995827
>But of course its easy to argue relativism when you stay in a comfort zone arguing rhetoric without any guidelines, principles, or skill required to challenge your thinking process.
I can't really say if older people got challenged like this but definitely feels like everyone is in their comfy bubble outside of accountability, this could cause a lack of winners and losers in arguments and keep people believing in lies and bullshit forever like you said, totally agree with this.
Presidential debates should get a FactCheck.org version where true facts beat made up BS, we need to put the idea back into society that just saying anything regardless of veracity is fine as long as you "win".
Thanks for at least not calling me names and really talking to me.
Sorry all I guess I was just lonely and wanted to talk about something.
Feels like I'm watching an ASMR right now.
>>343996767
I believe it's Konasumi, the one that ran Edd Edd n' Eddy The Mis Edventures
>>343996501
cute, i liked his run too. good on em.
>40 hours
amphetamines
>>343996501
I have a friend with one arm who's really into Souls games. For years I've wondered how he plays them with one hand, but I always thought it would be too rude to ask. His run explained everything to me.
Is the runner's voice really sexual or am I hearing things?
>>343997342
Perhaps you're just a pervert.
>mm..let'sa goo... :)
>donations piling up for this game, oh baby
I'm loving this run. Fucking chill
Low energy guy is nice after last run but I'm gonna fall asleep while watching him
LET'S A GO
"Should probably focus on the run a little~"
oh no baby just keep doing what you're doing
NEW WHEN
>>343998325
>>343995841
keep up lad
>things are going to get spoopy
![[loud screaming].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tDQLiiu.jpg "[loud screaming]")
![[heavy breathing].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rmb0BX5.gif "[heavy breathing]")
