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Now: Contra III time!
Next: Demon's Crest
Then: DinoCity
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
first XD
>>343979492
That girl has some thicc tits.
Most memorable runs of today?
Contra may be fun. Big may.
Fuck anime
Reminder to not reply to tripfags.
have you taken a bath, /v/?
post GDQ webums
T H I C C C
>>343979576
to suck a penis haha #schooled 2ez
Where did everything go so wrong?
Contra III was one of my favorite games to play with one of my friends when I was a kid. Good times.
this year sucks
so fucking boring
Finally a THICC QT girl
>edobean
fucking shit who did she blow to get into this position
her voice is grating and she always feels like she has to get a joke in, fucking end me when she does impressions
>>343979647
Blindfolded SoTN
>>343979658
Also do not reply to anime.
>>343979661
i took a shower, does that count?
Cute voice girl is on the couch
>>343979661
>bath
Showering is what I do.
i fucking hate women reeee
>>343979715
Im glad you are here to make it better
>>343979492
Is that pair of tits on the left fucking knitting?
Are thickfags actually attracted to hamplanets or are they just memeing around?
>>343979661
I just did
holy shit it's edobean
FINALLY A HOT GIRL
>>343979658
There's only 1 tripfag
They're honestly not as annoying as the tripfag reply hater.
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
Poor whale got beached on the couch. Didn't know this is what they meant by kill the animals.
>>343979672
good cringe, good cringe my friend
POWST MOWER.
Guiesss. I friggin LOVE Contra 3
>>343979719
I second this. Hard choke at the library and I don't know how much I'm buying the controller thing.
I WANT TO PUMP TANK TOP TRACK PANTS GIRL FULL OF CUM
>>343979716
there was thicc qt girl sitting in the crowd the entire time tho
are there even any good graveyard runs tonight
>>343979717
more like eatabean
>>343979795
shut the fuck up already
>>343979795
hope you choke, fagget
>>343979768
i think you mean seeking attention
just remember, no fun allowed. Back to knitting!
edowaifu~
THICCCC
I have a crush on knit girl.
>trip world music
YEAH BUDDAY
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
thats not thick.
thats fat.
>>343979832
She is knitting me a condom for me to fuck her with later
really tired of seeing graphic t-shirts and above-knees shorts
NOT THIS ANNOYING CUNT
UUUUUGH THIIICCCCCC
>edobean will never suffocate you with hear fat tits
She's taken sorry bros
>americlaps
Are there any real words in the English language that use 2 Cs in succession? Just want to know before I set up a filter.
fat as fuck
>>343979765
np bb
>>343979715
post more demonic bitches
Fuckin snipers!
Would you fuck?
>>343979927
/v/ has bought the meme.
Tumblr won.
>>343979970
Are they brother and sister?
Contra 3 was the first game I ever played as part of a sick joke my cousin pulled on my when I was 5. Shit got me into gaming, must have played it a million times as a kid.
>>343979661
i like to sit down in the shower
>>343979947
>implying nerds are /fa/
>edobean
Oh fuck yeah
>>343979832
Could you fucking not?
>spread and crush me anon~
IM CUMMING
>>343979979
succubus?
>>343980018
Only because I'm desperate.
>>343979979
You literally just used one
Question, no bait: Aprox how much would it cost to attend SGDQ/AGDQ for the full week or even half the week? I want to go this winter and see some 12-4am streams along with the main runs.
>>343979979
success
T H I C C O U N T D O W N
H
I
C
C
O
U
N
T
D
O
W
N
>>343979717
I like her voice.
>>343979932
she's using the black thread so it'll be like every other day she cucks you.
>>343979970
she looks qt from afar
>>343979970
Look at that humpty dumpty fuck.
>>343980018
T H I C C
WHO IS THIS THICK WITCH
>>343979970
Is that a fucking fat ghost on the right?
>>343979970
>This is a 10/10 in Burgerland
>>343979970
That's a big thumb.
thiccer....
thiccer
>>343979979
https://www.morewords.com/contains/cc/
>banned on Twitch for saying THICC
Is anything sacred?
>>343980018
I want an average looking fat gf ;_;
>>343980018
Yep.
HIGH TEST
>Girl so fat she doesn't cross her legs
Jinkies
>>343980018
>Undertale T-shirt
>>343980035
>my cousins introduced me to Mortal Combat and Final Fantasy 5 when I was a kid
>sneaking to the basement at the family gathering so I could play gory games with them that my parents wouldn't let me have
Good memories. Funny how mortal combat used to be controversial.
>tfw no big titty thicc waifu to give you handjobs with the head of your dick rubbing against them tits
why even achieve sentience and then halt the evolutionary process far sooner than your species should should through overly-sedentary citylife and reliance on socialization
>claps
>her breasts jiggle
MY DICK
>>343980018
>that voice
>that autism
no
>>343979979
Why does that matter?
/thicc/i
>>343980140
Welcome to the future, where the only thought you're allowed to have is what they will allow you to think.
So is it just me or has the floor been empty as fuck the last few days? What changed? Or is it all about AGDQ?
>>343979947
above knee shorts are fine, graphic tees can be ok but you will never see a good one at an event like these
>dad speedruns a game
LMAO
STOP FUCKING CLAPPING YOU PIG
>>343980206
F A T
>>343980148
Wow. it's literally him.
>>343980194
imagine how much her fat labia rubs against her thighs
This guy is nervous as fuck
I'm just going to mickey d's do you guys want anything?
this is T H I C C,
that girl is fat
>>343980148
kek
>That horrible top down view
>>343980206
Would desecrate that face
STOP SAYING RNG IT'S A MEME WORD
Look at this and tell me you see fat i fucking dare you.
help why dick is all tingly when i look at fat chicks now thanks to you guys
did i catch the T H I C C?
>>343980075
Shut up.
>>343979979
Haaa, you almost got me there.
>Succession
THICC
i NEED to fuck those tits
is this the same person?
>>343980316
get me a mcdouble pls
>>343980068
>>343980073
Wow. I'm smart.
But now this poses problems. Maybe I'll just have to individually filter "thicc" and "boipucci," but that won't account for any similar meme words you fucks will come up within the next month.
>knit nazi gets mad
ban urself
IT'S NOT FUCKING KNITTING
It's totally knitting tell her to shut her cum dumpster
ITS NOT KNITTING
>IT'S NOT KNITTING
See guys, it's not knitting.
Can you stop
>NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED >NOT KNITTING CONFIRMED
>>343980316
a mcdouble and an egg mcmuffin
WE GOT A KNITTER. I REPEAT WE GOT A KNITTER
She sounds mad
ITS NOT KNITTING
NOT KNITTING YOU SHITLORDS
CROWSHEY
>>343980352
>count the chins in this photo
>>343980274
I don't care.
I'd have her sit on my face while she sucks me off.
Put my nose on asshole and take a DEEP HIT, THEN BUST, motherfucker.
>>343980381
yes
>>343980381
It is and shes still a cunt
Knitler is mad.
>mfw hearing that "knitting" cunt's voice
Wow, dropped that cunt.
>it's not knitting
it's knitting
>>343980018
I would. She's cute as fuck
>>343980381
No,
all women knit
ITS NOT KNITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343980352
>fat cheeks
Yes, I see fat. Having dated two fat girls, I know fat.
ITS NAWWWT KNITTING
>>343980316
Large 10 piece nugget meal with sweet and sour sauce
2 mcdoubles
Sprite to drink
I think it's only $11 or something. Thanks Umaru!
>>343980206
Yeah, she's cute. I'd make her get rid of that Undertale shirt though.
>>343979979
th1cc
THlCC
THICC
THICC
THICC
THICC
THICCCCCCCCCCCC
T R I G G E R E D
>>343980352
>Three chins.. not fat kek
someone post an oddshot i missed it because this run was boring and the dude was autistic
>>343980472
SHITLER THE KNITLER
>>343980018
Cute face
Big tits
Sexy voice
Anyone that wouldn't is gay af
>we got it
>we
What did she mean by this?
is that the same knitting bitch from the orcarina of time run that told the speedrunner to stop?
>>343980381
oh fuck this cunt still managed to squeeze her way into this every time? she's probably why cosmo turned into a fag.
>Frame perfect
>>343980316
Good luck on your run after this!
>>343980381
no you fucking moron, that person in the right pic is part of gdq staff now
whats the difference between knitting and croquet ?
>those fat fucking tits
>>343980406
okay but first have you tried to stop being a little bitch im just saying it might help
>>343980608
She's pregnant.
I want knitting attention whore to leave
>>343980219
>sneaking to the basement at the family gathering so I could play gory games with them that my parents wouldn't let me have
I miss those days, when gory games were entertaining just for being gory and taboo.
>we did it
You didn't do shit you fat bitch.
http://poal.me/gh6onj
http://poal.me/gh6onj
Wow, she's THICC.
She seems pretty cool, I'd hang out with her.
>>343980570
So what? Since when did
Skinny = Attractive?
There is nothing wrong with a more big boned woman.
She might not be knitting, but she is a nitpicking bitch.
>>343980525
is it true that fat girls stink?
HOYP XD
>that womans commentary is terrible
>>343980381
Augh fuck. Can you post the video.
do all eurokeks get triggered by girls over 100 lbs?
would you hype?
>>343980620
Probably, bitch is literally insane.
>>343980735
Not bad Carlos.
Why is no one hype, is it because there are 15 people at the whole event?
>>343980406
THIKK
THICK
THIIIII
THIIIIIIIIIIIIK
T H I C C
T H I C K
THICKUMS
more can be made up and there are images for this shit too
no escape
Currently fapping to her voice.
No regrets.
>>343980352
THAR SHE BLOWS
>>343980658
hook vs needle
>>343980406
I hate people like you.
Instead of reporting and telling these faggots to fuck off you just hide it all. Filtering never solves anything, unless you're just a selfish little shit who wants to be inside his own bubble.
This woman sounds insufferable. why wont she just shut the fuck up.
>>343980736
all fat people smell bad
>>343980732
No one said anything about attractiveness.
Just stating the fact that she is fat.
>that bass guitar
S E I N F E L D
>>343980751
>nice
>nice
>nice
>nice
>nice
Here are some things being banned.
>>343980774
im already hype
>>343980825
autist
>>343980675
Muh dick.
>>343980327
Mila needs to be on that couch doing commentary
>>343980751
she repeats what the guy says and states the obvious
>level ends
>there we done
>kill an enemy
>oooh there we go
>that one vote for the knitcunt
We know it's you
http://poal.me/gh6onj
Is it me or does this guy sound like Tweed?
Is this shit like a Mad Max/HR Giger crossover or something?
>>343980736
Yes. Because most of them tend to be lazy and therefor unhygienic. Last one I dated always laid in bed and rarely took showers. They're a lot like like /v/ in a way.
Anyone got the edobean Twink / Link impressions?
Come on Drifterguy, do something impressive so everybody starts clapping again.
I want those big bouncing titties on my face while she squeals like an anime bitch.
>>343980658
machines can knit, they can't crochet
This game used to kick my ass as a kid
He is either really good or I was just shit
>>343980556
>>>/Reddit/
>>343980406
>filtering
Are you getting triggered too much tumblr?
>>343980876
What lets you see how long they're timed out for?
>>343980316
a job
>>343980620
>>343980778
Youtube vid?
What if she's actually skinny, and her huge tits are just making it look like she's fat?
I want to know what games she played as a kid
>>343980856
Pretty sure that came with the SNES devkit or something because so many games use it.
>>343980885
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>343980989
>>>/reddit/
>>343980774
Yes, Edo's a sweetheart, would hype up crowds with her as a co-commentator.
Wait a second is this guy getting cuck'd by his wife on the couch?
>ITS NOT KNITTING
What did she mean by this?
>>343980825
this. filters are the cowards way out. gotta fight the good fight in the trenches with the rest of us
GUYS THIS PART IS RANDOM
THIS IS RNG GUYS
>>343980986
The C weapon can carry you through Contra 3. You just gotta hold onto that shit.
>>343980751
But it is. Shes just repeating the obviously.
>Got it.
>You got it.
>Alright made it.
>Yeah you made it.
>There we go.
>There you go good.
>That was close.
>Phew yeah that was close.
>>343980829
>>343980947
is it a feminine odor?
>we need that we need that we need that
>>343981018
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
she claps like a retarded walrus asking its handler for food
>>343981023
Anon...
>>343981075
She meant to keep calling it knitting.
Is Kungfucumslut there?
>>343981049
What exactly wrong with reddit now?
Back in old /v/ and old 4chan, reddit and 4chan used to get together to raid and meme. the 2006 pools closed raids were planned along with reddit.
I wonder what THICC girl's feet smell like...
>THIS PART IS REALLY SCARY SO BE CAREFUL
I remember when this was actually fun to watch. Before the no fun police took over.
>>343980876
eventually it's gonna get to the point where only ebin twitch emotes are allowed
>>343981194
Probably like feet.
>>343980018
If she got me drunk.
>>343980774
>Do you want the Undertale shirt on, or off?
>>343981023
>that posture
>skinny
Anon no
>>343981214
You mean in the thread, Twitch chat, or the event itself?
>>343980751
>thats a scary section right there so be very very careful
>>343980825
>reporting
Doesn't do much when all they have to do is reset their router or worse, they're using a phone.
>telling them to fuck off
Has that ever done literally anything other than encourage them to keep doing it? "Wow, that guy told me to fuck off. 'Guess I'm not welcome here! Gee howdy, I'll just see myself out then."
>>343981136
What makes women this crazy/attention hungry?
Is she even a runner?
>>343981049
shut up geek ass nerd ahHAAAAA
>>343981194stinky
is /v/ full of virgins? holy shit its just a girl on a couch
STOP
SAYING
RNG
>>343981191
I suppose tripfags never were the funny types.
this run is legit impressive
>WE
>WE
>WE
her commentary is triggering me
gdq always brings out the thick...
she has a nice, soothing voice. makes up for the shitty commentary for me, anyways.
>>343980995
Using Chatty since using Twitch on Firefox will crash it every hour.
Some other words that seem to be getting people timed out:
fat
retard
Something LEE
dump
milf
2 THINGS NEED TO HAPPEN
1. GRILLS HAVE NO MIC'S
OR
2. NO GRILLS ON COUCH
THE COMMENTARY THE PROVIDE IS PATHETIC
>>343980123
she's hot, but goddamn that make up is awful
her foundation doesn't match her skin color at all
she looks like a clown
sick tits though
>>343981158
A MAN CAN DREAM
>>343981194
smells likeshit feetish
>>343981351
Sure, the commentator gender totally influence what they provide.
There was no bad commentator who was a guy.
>Nice
How easy would it be to sit on the couch for runs at like 3-5 am or runs that no one is going to be at? I imagine if you meet them or DM them on twitter you could at least ask if it's cool right?
NICE
NICE DUDE
NICE
>Neckbears on here getting legit offended by the presence of females
>>343981348
Oh yea, and using the Fap emote gets you timed out.
>>343981343
why does it seem like barely anybody is in the audience at this gdc at any time?
>>343981386
You have very low standards if that's hot to you
>that forced throat laugh
>dat laugh
fucking dropped, fat fucking bitch i HATE HER
she LITERALLY just orgasmed lads
Any new memes this year
Ban women NOW
>>343981351
Needs more girls desu
Girls are the most perfect things on this Earth and should be cherished
>knitting mom
>mom
How old is the fucking twitch chat?
TIME
TIME!
>>343981345
>soothing
Maybe if you normally rub a piece of styrofoam on your ear every night before going to bed.
>that undertale t-shirt
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0
>>343981462
what did you expect, its 4chan
>>343981316
Girls make /v/ insecure
>>343981305
irrelevance/not being the spotlight.
If they aren't the center of attention it's because someone is being sexist.
>Ooh!
STOP BULLYING THE KNITTING LADY
>>343981494
Unfortunately nothing notable yet.
this girl is insufferable, she went from T H I C C to T R A S H so fast
>commentating
>>343981304
>thicc posters knowing anything about ban evasion
They have an IQ of a bar rat, they don't even know what a router is.
man, she would be perfect if she lost weight. I want to chain her to a treadmill in my basement and feed her celery
>>343981519
Same age as /v/ :^)
I want to slap her fat tits
>MFW that Contra III run
Pretty good run.
>>343981351
We should have kirbymastah on couch
Or better yet: Kirbymastah with sunglasses running super metroid lol.
>>343981343
FUCKKKKKKKKKK
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
That guy was bro
Such a comfy game. Good times.
>>343981424
They'd probably appreciate if you knew something about their run. Really no reason to be on the couch now if you don't. Of course that doesn't stop some people.
This thic meme needs to die, fat women are disgusting.
>>343981519
Mom and dad is a common meme on twitch. Reckful is a "Dad" for example.
>Just came back from work
>Missed Contra III and Edobean's tits
FUCK
She spoke more than the fucking runner.
>your dad will never run beside you almost to the point of exhaustion to egg you on in your endeavors
>>343981613
im posting from my phone :)
>>343981519
>knitting mom
>DS dad
>>343981519
Anon... Time has passed us by.
>>343981348
>Twitch on Firefox will crash it every hour.
I hate that shit. Huge memory leak and they won't do shit to fix it.
>thicc undertale girl puts on fedora as she gets up
>>343981642
6/10
Commentary was shit
When's the next actually fun run?
>>343981613
The point isn't to evade ban, the point is that they are banning literally anything that they may find "offensive"
Saying "Triggered" will get you banned.
Is the next game gonna be good?
>>343981642
run 7.5/10
commentary 2/10
>>343981642
fat fucking tits/10
>>343981316
No I just prefer boys and girls that look like boys. And muscle girls.
>>343981343
O SHE THICC BOY
>>343981642
5/10
would be 7/10 if the fem commentator wasn't there.
>>343981658
Disgustingly sexy
>>343981642
10/10. Was impressed.
HIGH TEST RUNS FOR HIGH TEST PEOPLE
>>343981642
that was nearly flawless and skill intensive
9/10
>>343981642
there was a speedrun? I was just looking at the tits.
>>343981735
So you're a confused faggot
>>343981642
Skill 9
fun to watch 6
>>343981343
not thick, borderline landwhale
>>343981642
9/10
Bloke has skills
>fedora
still want her?
>>343981595
>horrific blistered heels
Lazy stoner bitch can't even keep the one appealing not -doll-eye-dead tier serviceable. I'm not even a footfag but this is pathetic. No need to tell me to tip my fedora, i'd sooner torch the entire Spencers Gifts collection than ask for these feet to be wrapped around my cock while she sits on my face (because we all know this slut is too lazy to go full 69)
Demon's Crest run is next. Hope you got snacks and something to drink.
>>343981735
I need that.
That was a good run.Btw I thought pic related was what THICC meant. Isn't Edobean just fat?
So there's literally nothing good on until Little Big Planet? What a shit marathon.
>>343981703
Who is this cum connoisseur?
>>343981642
>8 points for contra
>8 points for huge boobs
>-10 for commentary
6/10
>>343981642
Too short for a good runner and attractive person on the couch
>>343980576
>this run was boring
kill yourself
>>343981735
These pics can't be posted enough.
HIPSTER COUCH A S S E M B L E
>>343981343
>she will never whisper into your ear, with your face nuzzled into her breast, sweet encouragements as she strokes you softly
>>343981853
Yes
>>343981813
Not confused. I'm attracted to dominance as a result from bullying and a hard life. Though I am a faggot.
>>343981853
my desire is aflame
>>343981873
>He doesn't like chubby chicks
>>343981086
ACKCHYUALLY it's crochaYYYing guys
>Positions herself right in front of the camera.
>IT'S NOT KNITTING YOU SILLY BOYS STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO ME XD
Why are women so fucking retarded?
>>343981693
you're a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend are a gamer couple.
UH OH
DUDEBRO CREW ALERT
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES
>>343981918
DUDE
>>343981651
I plan on learning about the run of the games that I want to couch on, it would really help with filling in the silence for a dude who has to focus on the game/ has no one on the couch to talk
>this couch
I can tell this is going to be hi-grade weaponized autism.
>Jet Set Radio guy
brochella on the couch
>>343981462
>neckbears
>That feel when any time I hear Athletic it makes me think of the TF2 version that would get spammed on /v/ servers
I want to go back...
>>343981873
You're right, but the meme version is thicc = fat/obese chicks.
>>343981995
just from looking at them, this will be fucking amazing
>>343981682
half the commentators do that
>>343981853
That's a trillby retard.
>>343981945
just go fuck a bowl of jelly bro
Silent Hill 3 in a few hours ;)
>>343981981
VAPE CREW
i want prompt_ back
DOOOOD
Did I miss any funny meme donations or spicy cringe?
ALL MY BROS ON THE COUCH
You can already tell that this couch crew is going to be annoying as fuck.
>>343981086
It is. If it's random, then it's RNG. The game use a random number generator and produce content accounting by the timer multiplying it by other numbers to produce the most random product possible.
>these upcoming runs
holy shit
why the fuck do they leave the best runs at fucking midnight
Is that stivitybobo on the left?
>>343981873
those tits are fake and her thighs would need to be thicker
>>343982076
>t. fedora expert
>>343981918
What do you think a hipster is?
These faggots look like they've been bullied their entire lives.
>>343982031
We can never go back Anon. Oh how I wish we could. I pine for Mario Kart servers filled with fun people.
>doctors without borders
>helps terrorists
>doesn't help people living in america
>prevent cancer foundation
>a significantly small percentage of the money goes to actually treating cancer
>half of it goes in the ceo's pocket
>the rest goes to pamphlets and billboards telling people to have their besty check their testies/tits
>Jewyama also gets a cut of the donation money
Reminder that if you donate, you're a shitbag. Give that money to a soup kitchen or find a better charity to throw your money at.
>>343982119
I KNOW I JUST DON'T CARE
STOP TELLING ME EVERYTHING IS RNG I DON'T CARE IT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT
>lad couch
Nice.
>>343982042
How can non-speedrunner bois even compete
MY WIFE & I
Holy shit, great games coming up for a while now.
would you mom?
Holy shit bois I finally manned up tonight and asked my girlfriend of 2 years for my first footjob
She agreed and I have never came so hard in my entire life, I could feel that shit in my teeth man, my ears were ringing. 10/10 would HIGHLY reccomend.
you fags made her leave
Knitting girl is gone. I guess there's no reason to keep watching
sombody put a muzzel on knitting bitch plx
>she's leaving
THANK GOD
>waves to camera
FUCK YOU
>one last attention whore call out
KILL HER ON THE EXIT
>>343982215
>best games are always super early in the morning
Why
>>343982179
The point of the speedruns is to explain what is happening and how they do them.
So explaining that they cant control the outcome of a situation IS really important if you want to learn how to run a game.
>>343981642
9/10
Guy fucking killed it, didn't sperg out, and explained things pretty well. Contra 3 is a great game to watch someone good play. He's the hero GDQ needs.
>>343982178
most of the money doesnt even go to charities
it just gets hoovered up by the organiser
>>343982256
i would cum all over that thing she knitted
>>343982101
about 5 different donations talking about the knitting girl
>>343982256
No. She sounds like a bitch.
Is that stiv on the couch
>>343982256
she can go knit herself
I thought they already played Demon's Souls
thread speed is going too fast guys slow dowwwwwwwwn
>>343982215
fuck you jontron
LP3CINEMA, oh fuck off.
>SNES
>55 minutes estimate
lads?
I HATE THESE FAGGOTS ALREADY
Is Momodora a good game? Just finished watching halfcoordinated's run and damn I got the feels
Did someone just yell "I believe in you, jews"?
This guy is autistic
>that's double
Razor sharp.
You guys sure are tsundere for knitting girl
TOO MANY FUCKING BEANIES ON THE COUCH. FUCKING MILLENNIALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>343982215
let me upgrade you family
>>343982338
Whos that?
Will Stonerbros actually make this event interesting?
"thats double"
holy shit, seconds in this is going to be gold
DUDE
DUDE
This run is off to a great start.
2D DARK SOULS NOW
>>343982351
knit girl yelled "I believe in you too!"
>>343982163
It shouldn't take an expert to tell the difference between a fedora and the fedora's retarded brother the trillby.
>>343982401
nope
this is like if beavus and butthead did a speedrun
>1 hour run
killing myself
>>343982119
For the benefit of the viewer (assuming most are casual watchers) most of the time they use RNG (which is as a substitute for just saying "good spawn/position/drop") they should just be saying what they mean, rather than just stating it is randomized. Randomization is already implied in any of these other explanations (which are still simpler, even as deceptive as making something a three letter acronym is)
>54 minutes of this
Nap time
And stream closed.
we went from reddit to /v/ in one game
>>343982215
man, fuck new jontron. He was really pretty great, and now not so much. I smile, but I end every episode going "man, why wasn't this funnier?"
Oh, it's one of these couches...
BRO this couch is LIT
DUDE
>It's that episode of "cringey banter between the speedrunner and couch fucks"
THE LAD COUCH
>>343982389
Got one with Simba hanging himself famalam?
>>343982178
Why does it matter that they aren't american? People are fucking people man, just because someone was born in a 3rd world country doesn't mean they are complete trash (inb4 edgy racist comment)
Keep coming up with your bogus conspiracy theories to make yourself feel better about no donating to charity. You are a poor NEET, even if you had money you wouldn't give any to soup kitches or "better" charities anyway.
God people like you are the worst.
4chan may hate on facebook, tumblr, reddit, etc. But at least they have a fucking heart man.
I'm done for the night, goodnight all the actual empathetic people.
>>343982257
>years of abuse have made my asshole unusable
>It's full of cuts and semi-hemorrhoids
>Can't ask a girl to peg me never again
I happy for you anon, keep cumming like you've never came beforeit' might be your last time ;_;
Time to do something else for an hour instead of listening to LMAO WEED dudes.
DUDE
>its not even hard im just bad
this years SGDQ summed up in one sentence
dude
DUDE
HEY,
DUDE
>it's a bunch of dudebros
this is gonna be a great run, isn't it?
>it's ANOTHER "ironic bros make above it all sarcastic jokes for an hour" episode
>no game audio
this is awkward
these guys are pretty based
ayyy
>>343982393
Runners name is LP3Cinema.
>DEWD
>LOOK AREN'T WE SO COOL AND TALKATIVE?
>IRONIC MEME HUMOR
>OOOOOH, THAT'S SPICY!
>DEWD!
>YOU GUYS LIKE MY SARCASTIC PERSONALITY?
>I LOVE PANDERING TO US GAMERS
>MEME
>55 minutes of this
>>343982178
Doctors Everywhere but Fuck America doesn't sound as nice man.
>>343982347
it has great reviews on steam
>>343982535
How do dudebros even get into speed running?
>this stoner couch
At least the commentary will be fun
ye dud
>red arremer
Arino Kacho speedrun?
LIT as fuck
duude
sweet dude
>>343982481
his skit type stuff now is a huge turn off
shoudlve stuck to crackin jokes like he used to desu
>>343982497
>this gif + this comment
how much of a fag can you be
Weedbros or weebfags, /v/?
>>343982516
Kill yourself.
>>343982512
way ahead of you familia
>>343982536
My favorite
DUDE I LIKE SUCK AT THE GAME LMAO
>too many people on the couch
this is going to be autism overload
who are these stoner normies and were they alive when this game came out
im fucking schwasted and this run is amazing
>>343982573
>>343982536
so much this.
just play the fucking game and explain what's going on. if a GOOD joke comes along, do it.
ALL THE THINGS
>>343982626
ye dood
>>343982516
This is copypasta, right?
>that was rude
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT /v/ LOOKS LIKE IRL
>My humor is fucking superior: The Couch
The guy on the far right is pondering the deepest secrets of existence. He doesn't even know why he is at this event, or why he is in this universe.
>>343982536
>i'm bad at video games XD
>>343982339
100% senpai
>>343982535
>>343982536
>Dudebros
These guys look like buddy autistic cringy internet memers. Not dudes. If you think these guys are dudes I hate to think what you look like
>it's a "instead of talking about tricks, strategies, and interesting facts about the game, me and my friends are just going to make bad jokes for the entire time" episode
wait, they literally already missed something at the start. lmaooo
>>343982573
>>343982554
its there, just low as fuck
how do retards like that get into speedrunning
specially relatively unknown games
>/v/ gets triggered over cool people
Pathetic
AYYY DUDE
Take a drink with every "dude"
Yeah dude compilation please.
>hours of absolute crap until tetris attack
I WAS WRONG THIS IS REDDIT
>50 more minutes of yeah dude
>We want the BrosforBernie audience
>dude
I'm not American, are these people "west coast faggots"?
>>343982691
No, it came from my heart.
Not everything is a fucking meme, joke, ironic humor.
People call out streamers like trihex and witwix for being sellouts, but when someones actually genuine, they get shit on.
Keep up the memes /v/ I'm sure that will help your loneliness and crippling depression.
Fuck man.
>>343982774
>cool people
Where?
>>343982573
Worked for Witwix, so everyones trying to jump ship from the speedrunner train.
>>343982847
more or less
>Yeh dud
Fuck these cocksuckers.
Literally /v/: The Couch
>this game is pretty dude, dude
>dude, i like, killing dudes in this game dude
>come on dudes and dudettes
>dude
...ye dude
>>343982728
I'm never going to speedrun this game so I don't care about neat strats that save frames, as long as the gameplay is fun it doesn't matter what they say
>>343980352
is that fucking chuggaaconroy on the right?
YEAH DUDE: THE SPEEDRUN
>>343982774
you must be 18+ to post here
>This is the fastest it gets
fuck this run.
>>343982672
what am i looking at
>>343982847
dude is said country wide, just most prominently on the west coast
>>343982774
>this is what people consider cool
>>343982765
what if i told you dudebros browse reddit?
>>343982774
saying dude every 5 seconds wasn't even cool in the 90's famalam, these are the people stop bullying campaigns are made for
>>343982774
>Cool people
Back to high school, lad
>literally /v/ on the couch
>/v/ gets upset
defensive much?
new
>>343982886
>>343982867
I thought you were leaving?
You can leave now, faggot. None of us want you here. You don't even want to be here.
>>343982805
>shit taste
>>343982868
ayyyyyy
You
You're so jaded and cool
Are these true americans?
>>343982824
>thanks dewd
>glad you noticed dood
D U D E
U D E D
D E D U
E D U D
STOP SAYING DUDE JESUS FUCK
tjis is the best shit i have seen Today
hi
Can't believe that Contra run wasn't WR. Probably my favorite run so far.
they have explained literally nothing about what is going on, this is so fucking bad
DUDEDUEDUDEUEDEUDUEDUEUDE
Why do you get triggered over the word dude?
>>343982867
Haha, what the fuck? Filtered.
>>343981884
Enji Night
NICE DUDE
>>343982527
I feel like this is some SWING BATTA SWING level shit
>>343983009
ye dude
>nothing but garbage to watch in the evening
>bomberman 64 and DK 64 are right when you get up to leave for work
whoever planned this shit is retarded
>>343983000
DUDE
>>343983114
totally dude
>>343982930
Basically the estimate.
>>343983139
Yeah dude
>>343983026
>giving a shit about explanations
kek
you can look shit up in google if you care so much
CROCHET THE ANIMALS
somma gunna wit finna white boy na wam sayan uh? hhaha
dude nice
nice dude
>>343983114
>what are timezones
lmao one of those beanie faggots is a lolcow
why does speedrunning attract the most autistic people known to man
KNIT THE ANIMALS
>>343983000
fucking checked dudecube
>>343983212
Nice repeating digits dude
>>343982659
you're gayer for replying
do u think these guys watch anime
good luck with the boss by the way
thanks dude
dude you died
dude
>>343983367
>subjugate yourself to playing the same shitty game for months at a time
gee I wonder Anon
>>343983417
nah dude
>>343982847
They're more just "generic annoying teenagers."
>dude
Fucking called it as soon as they entered the frame. If one of these guys ever gets a woman pregnant the first thing they will google is "How to feed a baby"
>>343983417
ironically
im a health care professional and i say dude a lot. so do a lot of my colleagues. southern california rules
>it's a runner thinks he's funny run
>it's a runner thinks he came up with the "this boss is really har--beat him" joke
pls clap
fuck this, gonna watch the runs i missed instead
>>343983347
>implying an american event shouldn't cater to americans
>>343982847
Yeah they're fucking retarded over there
>>343983602
Docteur sans frontiere is an international incentive.
>Pls clap.
>>343983583
Same, watching the momodora.
Any other runs should watch?
CLAP YOU PHILISTINES
>>343983708
Crystal's Pony Tale.
>>343983708
Hagane and Skyblazer are good, blind SOTN is hysterical, and dishonored is better in vod because of cutscenes.
NOPE
>that was pretty spooky
>thanks dud
>>343983708
Tony Hawk's Underground was best run so far
A+ commentary and "tech"
>>343981469
minneapolis is a shit place to have to go, this is coming from someone who lives there
>that was pretty spooky
>Thanks dude
What did he mean by this?
>>343983938
>you're welcome dude
>duuudee!
>>343983763
Alright, I'm watching that next.
>>343983708
Actraiser was ace
will he play the inevitable biopic?
dude we won't see this boss again dude
>dude ungh dude
These guys are just memeing, right? They don't actually talk like this, right?
>>343984184
more like
>>343984394
No way dude.
>perfect chance to make a chris benoit joke
>no one does it
Mad as hell here 2bh
>>343984394
hell no, dude, it's just a prank ;^)
woah that dude just said man, man.
>>343983992
>THU
>not Catherine
Epic puns!
So are they being ironic or think this is actually funny?
>>343985165
DUDE WEED LMAO
>None of us on the couch run this game
Why are they on the couch?
>>343985630
For the bantz obviously.
Holy fuck how much longer of this hell
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