Now: Boson X
Next: Braid
Later: CONTRA III
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
What a bunch of crap.
[SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
What the fuck is with this retard voice that so many people with autism have?
watch out super mario brothers
SHOUTS OUT TO LEFT BRIZZLE
SHOUDLS OUT TO DAMYAN
SHOUTS OUT TO FRANKY OCEAN
the auto scroller of dark souls
>Super Hexagon ripoff
why are there so many shitty games this year.
Contra can't come quick enough
is it time for death yet?
>the entire game is the autoscrolling level
Whens the next furry game?
post gdq webumms
braid is fucking shit please kys fatty
Anything notable happen since the KOTOR run?
Any new memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
someone in the last thread said they played this?
are you the dev?
Where the fuck is the good games, why is this filler SHIT running now. Why are all the good runners banned?
braid is shit
this guy is just ripping off what blechy did during umihara kawase a few gdqs ago. and failing miserably at it.
>people taking that braisd review at face value
come on faggots
>we have nothing to say about our easy fucking game, so just keep reading donations
This looks like one of those games entirely made out of those levels everybody hates from other games
Not even a fucking speed run if its a set speed for the entire game. Everyone can get the same run if they don't die.
why not just having an endless runner block. I would actually like to see all the space harriers ran
This game looked more interesting when it was the bonus stage in Knuckles' Chaotix on the 32X.
they ran this game last year didn't they? this looks familiar
>>343975469
>>343975520
>reposting your posts from a previous thread
wew lad
why is the audience so....empty...
>JUMP JUMP JUMP
This is cellphone-tier.
this trash not even worth $3
why is the event so empty?
>>343975494
because this is mainstream now and all the good runners are antisocial dweeb weirdos
this is a fucking leisurely stroll not a speed run
This game looks like something on coolmathgames.com
>it's an autoscroller "speed"-run
Just got here, did I miss any memes?
>the super hexagon of running
>>343975493
Yes I am the dev
AMA
>>343975331
Is this the new dangitronpaul?
if you donation mentions this donation reader at all, the fucker is guaranteed to read it
Why did faggots start saying kys instead of kill yourself
Are you that lazy
>>343975604
noooooooo ow
Can't wait for Jonathon Blowjob to donate with a message telling us how Braid isn't meant to be speedrun along with a 5000 word essay detailing why
>>343975661
how much did you "donate" for this run to happen?
How do you speed run a game that is just a auto scroller?
>>343975625
>>343975610
It's night time in burgerland.
>>343975604
Hahahaha that's hilarious
Furi run when?
>>343975604
fuckkkkckckxjocnzxjlncvzxjklvmzx
What's this game's appeal? Just difficulty?
>no one likes this shit
>run it anyway
>no more Werster calling niggers what they are and good games
>>343975469
DLEELT
>>343975610
look at what fucking game is being played lol
Guys guys
the runner and the player character are the same person
do you get it? he's a runner, just like the character
Are GDQ marathons just large advertisements for terrible "indy" games?
Because you just know that when their game gets streamed their sales will go up by 50 000% even when the game is complete garbage.
>>343975682
>lol
>omg
>stfu
Are you new on the internet?
>>343975643
was just about to say this. While playing a difficult game well is impressive, I want games that are broken as fuck, involve all kinds of skips and shit
Anything but this
why is this jackass wearing a suit?
this game is literally just an extended version of that minigame from danganronpa
indie games are shit and indie game speedruns are boring
>>343975682
roflcopter senpai kys
>>343975469
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
>>343975785
I don't get it. Please explain it in full detail
>>343975398
>>Braid
>>the gold standard for anything
It's the gold standard for pretentious indie games, yes.
what do i put here?
>>343975841
kys
>someone approved this temple run bullshit
>M1's System Shock 2 run was rejected
WHAT
THE
FUCK
why the fuck don't they put the WRs on the screen so we get a sense of whether or not a run was good or not
game takes 6 minutes to run but 10 minutes to setup and the next game will take another 10 minutes to setup
>>343975841
He's a business man.
>>343975682
KYS fagit
>>343975868
6.04 out of 10
>>343975729
Randomly generated levels?
>I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO PLAY EXACTLY //ONE// AUTOSCROLLER FOR SIX MINUTES
>>343975878
porn obviously
>>343975682
If you follow leafy he told us to go tell that to the people he talks about.
How exactly could you beat the game any faster? He didn't run in to anything and didn't die. How could you go any faster? It's a fucking autoscroller
>>343975878
a video game
thank god that was a short one
>>343975868
not a speedrun/10
>>343975878
a slideshow of cute anime girls looking upwards at VLC
>>343975604
>nice
At least the announcer isn't shit.
>>343975868
-100 out of 10
>>343975878
>opera
pukinglittleanimegirlwithapinkshirt.jpg
>>343975935
they did this last year too
>>343975878
anime
>>343975610
...inside?
>>343975878
how do I make my chan look like that
>>343975682
w kys m m
>>343975562
top fucking kek
>>343975682
It's a reddit/twitch thing
These sites are all basically the same now
shit nigga I wouldn't wear a suit to this "speedrun" I'd wear a fucking mask so no one would know who I fucking was
>>343975607
I'm glad somebody caught that. Shiiieet.
When's Chibi gonna make a surprise appearance?
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE, GET IT
>>343975935
theres people that come to agdq to speedrun nothing, dude probably watches a lot of the runs.
>>343975868
>not a speedrun but 8/10
>>343975878
Corruption of champions
>tfw dont have social anxiety
>Want to be in the audience to cheer people on during the less popular hours/runs
>Cant go since I dont really speedrun anything
>>343975747
Wait, is Wester really that racist? What have I missed? Where did this meme come from?
do we have a twitter for the knitting girl yet? those tits are top tier
>>343975604
>N-NO SERIOUSLY I'M ONE OF THE GUYS!!!
>>343975878
Emulate some small old RPG or something.
>tfw no comfy knitting gf
>>343975868
download 4chan x and learn css
>>343975924
Unless you can manipulate the rng that makes even less sense.
>>343975662
Post more Junko
>>343975841
He has some self respect.
Unlike you.
>more suits
what the fuck is this, man?
>>343975331
>donate over $1000
>one, one minute level
>doesnt even get S rank
>>343976034
looks like a custom 4chanX job or else its AppChan
>>343976075
oh my god thats fucking hilarious
>>343975604
I'll never not laugh at this
>>343975878
Play a game dude
>>343975878
wait how the fuck do you make 4chan comments transparent like that?
>>343975878
Woah fuck that looks cool. I'm guessing this is linux or some shit right
>>343975894
M1 dosent stream anymore tho
>15 people total in the audience
>knitting
this is my fetish
>Hurr how do you speedrun an auto scroller?
I love how you retards didn't even get how the game works.
>not suplexing the train
Why even play FFVI?
Guys i'll be right back, if I dont reply by the time the next run starts assume i'm dead.
>>343976132
can you stop?
>Braid next
>>343976132
Can you stop?
>>343976131
>>343975963
i have two monitors. im gaming on the other one.
>>343975834
But people didn't start abbreviating "kill yourself" until literally last month.
>fat Agent 45
>>343976121
I'll go with you next year if you want. Do you have to actually be a runner to go?
Oh shit we /knitting/ now
>>343975868
I liked the commentary and the game was bad
6/10
>>343976230
sorry I couldn't stay awake through the game to find out
>>343976123
There is nothing racist about saying nigger
The niggers call each other that all the time
>>343976230
The runner said himself that there's nothing more to the game.
>>343976283
>45
>>343976123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
He was our boy. Now no one is because everyone with a soul and FUNny bone is banned.
>tfw when no buff gf
>>343976071
i want to fuck her arms
>SUPLEX. THAT. TRAIN.
Now, i'm not much of a /v/ person but are the people that donate generally autistic or something?
I mean what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>another guy in a suit
See? Pretentious.
>>343976349
>buff
>>343976237
RIP Anon. :(
>>343975878
pornography
>>343976121
it really doesnt seem worth it if you dont know anyone
OH GOD, IS THAT KNITTING GIRL FROM THE ONE GDQ A FEW YEARS BACK THAT MADE THE REST OF THE DAY QUITE/CRINGE?
fucking suit faggots kek
Fatman: Agent 470
>>343976374
Do you even play video games you normie fuck? Get out.
A lot of you guys are wondering why these people bother coming out here for such short games.
From a non-cynic perspective:
>this is probably the most viewers these shitty indie games will ever have, it's a moment to shine for someone who'd otherwise have no advertisement
>this is probably the only thing the runners are good at in life, and this is there one time to be proud of that with an actual audience
>the cause they're doing it for is noble and selfless and it makes them feel good inside?
The cynic says:
>their viewership has probably tripled when they get back home - this is great sub-bait
>they're not here for the games but for the parties and the socializing with other autists
That's the way I see it.
>>343976374
probably some injoke
Arrrrgh why is this stupid game Braid in every single marathon
>>343976187
it's window 7
>>343976180
>>343976034
download 4chan x and learn css. although, i guess i could share my theme if you want this one exactly...
>>343976374
>not much of a /v/ person
Why are you here?
why are white people so fucking formal all the time?
I don't think I've seen the room even half full for this event.
>speedrunning a game with no movement tech
>speedrunning a SO ART game
>>343976121
You can be the next YSG
>Cant go since I dont really speedrun anything
pick up some $0.50 taiwanese RPG maker shovelware off steam and claim an easy WR
>tfw no traditional gf
that guy looks like a hitman
Is there anything more pretentious?
>The runner is wearing the exact same outfit as the main character
cute
is this the same person?
>>343976424
Cancer girl?
>>343976349
DAMN, she must have like 26" arms
mirin hard
>>343976469
Because they usually have jobs.
Why is he wearing a fucking suit
PRETENTIOUS INDIE BULLSHIT
>>343976383
Bro, the first guy was dressed like the guy in that jumping hexagon and this guy is dressed like the mc of Braid.
>>343976469
fuck off nigger
>>343976464
>it's window 7
What the Fuck anon
How do I make things look cool like you do
Wait...THIS is the speeding event people shit themselves over every year??? There's like 3 fucking people there!
You guys are joking right?
>>343976502
No idiot, the one on the right is Essentia.
>>343976440
Yeah i'm a normie but these donations and inside jokes make me cringe.
since seeing the last game and now this I'm pretty sure some devs pay gdq just so they can show their games infront of 100k people
>>343976548
he is just memeing
>>343976526
Nigs btfo
>>343976548
The character is wearing one so he is. I can't tell who's baiting any more
>>343976526
gamestop doesn't require suits
>>343975935
Autoscroller or not, he was still playing it for the fastest time possible. Boson X is those type of games where you can die a lot from falling off the level.
This game is shit
>white people
>wearing suits to an autism convention
What's a good rpg to play while watching this? I'm taking some other anon's suggestion.
Also should I turn my ac on or remain in the summer warmth?
did this dude just clock off of work? why the goofy suit?
This is basically a shitty flash game for pretentious fart inhalers.
THE DARK SOULS OF MARIO-LIKES
>>343975878
"Cat sleeping Compilation" on repeat.
damn what a game literal masterpiece 10/10
if I made a harmless donation with nothing bad in it giving a shoutout to /v/ would it get read?
>>343976502
im pretty certain i saw knitler on stream yesterday
Can't believe I'm finally watching a speedrun of the game that saved platofrmers. Neat!
>>343976374
>not getting super obvious vidya joke
try not posting
>Runner: Agent 147 KG
Kek, did anyone see that
I didn't know you could cheese that piece like that. Pretty cool little bug.
>>343976497
Wasn't cosplay banned?
Is it the conjurer playing?
>>343976569
It's midnight you smelly third worlder, people are sleeping
>>343976468
because it's my first time watching a stream like this.
Being mean to someone unaware of topic x is a tendancy that autistic people tend to have. Just FYI
>another indie game
>>343976121
Well good for you motherfucker.
>ridiculous hugbox policy
>$70 to be on the event
>bunch of boring games you cant even exploit glitches
Thats a disaster.
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
I'm annoyed at the amount of sleeves I see on this guy's suit
You will enjoy this speedrun, /v/.
And you WILL donate during it.
Capisce?
whats demons crest?
>>343976751
this is THE indie game
>they don't snap in correctly and there's no real reason why
Because blow can't code well. That seems like a reason.
>>343976678
>>343976674
It's the same outfit as the protagonist. It's suppose to be endearing.
Shit game desu
>>343976749
Why are you calling everything you don't like autistic?
>>343976732
Only for the audience. They can't really say it distracts the runner if the runner does it.
>>343976464
share it famalam
just came back from work.
post all cringe/awkward events from the past 8 hours.
thanks
>>343976718
>vidya joke
No, it sounds like something an autistic person would say.... "Suplex that train".....
>>343976805
>>343976834
thats super meat boy
>>343976374
Its a reference to FF6 in which a character does that.
>>343976751
The schedule is up, I don't now why you retards are surprised when the next game isn't your favorite game.
Also, dumb frogposter
>>343976447
The actual reason, you autistic retard, is:
>They enjoy the game, they enjoy speedrunning it.
>They came to the event to have fun, speedrunning the game was just a bonus.
>>343976695
wait for a girl reader who wont know any better and write shoutouts to my long time buddy Vee
>>343976584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u84cH_bmTA
>>343976816
Shit I thought I was the only one. Probably got it at Menswarehouse or some bullshit
>>343976805
please sperg for us, or say hi v- the choice is yours, and yours alone!
>>343976852
Because it is. How about not being a sad little cunt?
I swear after awhile all indie game start to blend together.
>>343975487
kek
>>343976872
>cringe kill yourself
>>>r/cringe
>>343975469
>>343976447
>they're not here for the games but for the parties and the socializing with other autists
That is what is killing GDQs. The literal whos trying to jack off their favorite runners and build their Twitch channel.
This guy sounds like has children
>take a 9 hour nap
>not even broken 300k in donations
This game is better if you view it as DIO: the post-revival delusion years.
>>343976860
Does he then have to run and change the nanosecond he's done or risk being banned?
This is such a weird policy. You'd think they'd want to encourage wackiness and autism, right?
Free memes and publicity grows from that soil.
>>343975604
that's the dude that did some commentary on ratchet and clank last night right?
>>343976860
>audience
you mean the fucking thing behind them that constantly makes noise? how the fuck is cosplay even an issue? That fat gook doesn't know how to run an event.
>>343976872
Your post
>>343976834
>>343976886
IT'S objectively Cave Story.
>>343976749
You barge in here, admit that you're a normie and don't like videogames, and then complain when a joke is told that caters to the gamer audience, because it's outside of the mass appeal bullshit that you consume on a daily basis. Please fuck off back to facebook and tell Stacy I said hi
>>343976951
Are you alright anon? Those seem like some mighty projections
>>343976816
fuck, cannot unsee
it looks like not only are his coat sleeves too short, but his shirt sleeves are too long
....this guy is actually pretty comfy
>>343976667
>subtle cosplay
also
https://youtu.be/CiweaZQ8g5U?t=13
>>343976972
Wanna give that another go?
>>343976979
>9 hour
>nap
damn son, what'd you take?
Serious talk in a few different runs earlier the runners mentioned how they were working with the devs and getting the games updated with speed running in mind. Where the fuck is the fun in that?
>>343976919
>tripfag
>calling anyone else an autist
>being a flower-child optimist to boot
You cannot neck it fast enough.
>>343976986
E-sports and speedrun marathons are serious business. They want more sponsors to take them seriously.
>>343976967
BANNED!
>>343977036
videogames are normie shit you fucking faggot
just look at this event
