SGDQ 2016 - Penultimate Indie Block
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Now: Boson X
Next: Braid
Later: CONTRA III
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
What a bunch of crap.
[SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
What the fuck is with this retard voice that so many people with autism have?
watch out super mario brothers
SHOUTS OUT TO LEFT BRIZZLE
SHOUDLS OUT TO DAMYAN
SHOUTS OUT TO FRANKY OCEAN
the auto scroller of dark souls
>Super Hexagon ripoff
why are there so many shitty games this year.
Contra can't come quick enough
is it time for death yet?
>the entire game is the autoscrolling level
Whens the next furry game?
post gdq webumms
braid is fucking shit please kys fatty
Anything notable happen since the KOTOR run?
Any new memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
someone in the last thread said they played this?
are you the dev?
Where the fuck is the good games, why is this filler SHIT running now. Why are all the good runners banned?
braid is shit
this guy is just ripping off what blechy did during umihara kawase a few gdqs ago. and failing miserably at it.
>people taking that braisd review at face value
come on faggots
>we have nothing to say about our easy fucking game, so just keep reading donations
This looks like one of those games entirely made out of those levels everybody hates from other games
Not even a fucking speed run if its a set speed for the entire game. Everyone can get the same run if they don't die.
why not just having an endless runner block. I would actually like to see all the space harriers ran
This game looked more interesting when it was the bonus stage in Knuckles' Chaotix on the 32X.
they ran this game last year didn't they? this looks familiar
>>343975520
>reposting your posts from a previous thread
wew lad
why is the audience so....empty...
>JUMP JUMP JUMP
This is cellphone-tier.
this trash not even worth $3
why is the event so empty?
>>343975494
because this is mainstream now and all the good runners are antisocial dweeb weirdos
this is a fucking leisurely stroll not a speed run
This game looks like something on coolmathgames.com
>it's an autoscroller "speed"-run
Just got here, did I miss any memes?
>the super hexagon of running
>>343975493
Yes I am the dev
AMA
>>343975331
Is this the new dangitronpaul?
if you donation mentions this donation reader at all, the fucker is guaranteed to read it
Why did faggots start saying kys instead of kill yourself
Are you that lazy
>>343975604
noooooooo ow
Can't wait for Jonathon Blowjob to donate with a message telling us how Braid isn't meant to be speedrun along with a 5000 word essay detailing why
>>343975661
how much did you "donate" for this run to happen?
How do you speed run a game that is just a auto scroller?
>>343975625
>>343975610
It's night time in burgerland.
>>343975604
Hahahaha that's hilarious
Furi run when?
>>343975604
fuckkkkckckxjocnzxjlncvzxjklvmzx
What's this game's appeal? Just difficulty?
>no one likes this shit
>run it anyway
>no more Werster calling niggers what they are and good games
>>343975469
DLEELT
>>343975610
look at what fucking game is being played lol
Guys guys
the runner and the player character are the same person
do you get it? he's a runner, just like the character
Are GDQ marathons just large advertisements for terrible "indy" games?
Because you just know that when their game gets streamed their sales will go up by 50 000% even when the game is complete garbage.
>>343975682
>lol
>omg
>stfu
Are you new on the internet?
>>343975643
was just about to say this. While playing a difficult game well is impressive, I want games that are broken as fuck, involve all kinds of skips and shit
Anything but this
why is this jackass wearing a suit?
this game is literally just an extended version of that minigame from danganronpa
indie games are shit and indie game speedruns are boring
>>343975682
roflcopter senpai kys
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
>>343975785
I don't get it. Please explain it in full detail
>>343975398
>>Braid
>>the gold standard for anything
It's the gold standard for pretentious indie games, yes.
what do i put here?
>>343975841
kys
>someone approved this temple run bullshit
>M1's System Shock 2 run was rejected
WHAT
THE
FUCK
why the fuck don't they put the WRs on the screen so we get a sense of whether or not a run was good or not
game takes 6 minutes to run but 10 minutes to setup and the next game will take another 10 minutes to setup
>>343975841
He's a business man.
>>343975682
KYS fagit
>>343975868
6.04 out of 10
>>343975729
Randomly generated levels?
>I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO PLAY EXACTLY //ONE// AUTOSCROLLER FOR SIX MINUTES
>>343975878
porn obviously
>>343975682
If you follow leafy he told us to go tell that to the people he talks about.
How exactly could you beat the game any faster? He didn't run in to anything and didn't die. How could you go any faster? It's a fucking autoscroller
>>343975878
a video game
thank god that was a short one
>>343975868
not a speedrun/10
>>343975878
a slideshow of cute anime girls looking upwards at VLC
>>343975604
>nice
At least the announcer isn't shit.
>>343975868
-100 out of 10
>>343975878
>opera
pukinglittleanimegirlwithapinkshirt.jpg
>>343975935
they did this last year too
>>343975878
anime
>>343975610
...inside?
>>343975878
how do I make my chan look like that
>>343975682
w kys m m
>>343975562
top fucking kek
>>343975682
It's a reddit/twitch thing
These sites are all basically the same now
shit nigga I wouldn't wear a suit to this "speedrun" I'd wear a fucking mask so no one would know who I fucking was
>>343975607
I'm glad somebody caught that. Shiiieet.
When's Chibi gonna make a surprise appearance?
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE, GET IT
>>343975935
theres people that come to agdq to speedrun nothing, dude probably watches a lot of the runs.
>>343975868
>not a speedrun but 8/10
>>343975878
Corruption of champions
>tfw dont have social anxiety
>Want to be in the audience to cheer people on during the less popular hours/runs
>Cant go since I dont really speedrun anything
>>343975747
Wait, is Wester really that racist? What have I missed? Where did this meme come from?
do we have a twitter for the knitting girl yet? those tits are top tier
>>343975604
>N-NO SERIOUSLY I'M ONE OF THE GUYS!!!
>>343975878
Emulate some small old RPG or something.
>tfw no comfy knitting gf
>>343975868
download 4chan x and learn css
>>343975924
Unless you can manipulate the rng that makes even less sense.
>>343975662
Post more Junko
>>343975841
He has some self respect.
Unlike you.
>more suits
what the fuck is this, man?
>>343975331
>donate over $1000
>one, one minute level
>doesnt even get S rank
>>343976034
looks like a custom 4chanX job or else its AppChan
>>343976075
oh my god thats fucking hilarious
>>343975604
I'll never not laugh at this
>>343975878
Play a game dude
>>343975878
wait how the fuck do you make 4chan comments transparent like that?
>>343975878
Woah fuck that looks cool. I'm guessing this is linux or some shit right
>>343975894
M1 dosent stream anymore tho
>15 people total in the audience
>knitting
this is my fetish
>Hurr how do you speedrun an auto scroller?
I love how you retards didn't even get how the game works.
>not suplexing the train
Why even play FFVI?
Guys i'll be right back, if I dont reply by the time the next run starts assume i'm dead.
>>343976132
can you stop?
>Braid next
>>343976132
Can you stop?
>>343976131
>>343975963
i have two monitors. im gaming on the other one.
>>343975834
But people didn't start abbreviating "kill yourself" until literally last month.
>fat Agent 45
>>343976121
I'll go with you next year if you want. Do you have to actually be a runner to go?
Oh shit we /knitting/ now
>>343975868
I liked the commentary and the game was bad
6/10
>>343976230
sorry I couldn't stay awake through the game to find out
>>343976123
There is nothing racist about saying nigger
The niggers call each other that all the time
>>343976230
The runner said himself that there's nothing more to the game.
>>343976283
>45
>>343976123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
He was our boy. Now no one is because everyone with a soul and FUNny bone is banned.
>tfw when no buff gf
>>343976071
i want to fuck her arms
>SUPLEX. THAT. TRAIN.
Now, i'm not much of a /v/ person but are the people that donate generally autistic or something?
I mean what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>another guy in a suit
See? Pretentious.
>>343976237
RIP Anon. :(
>>343975878
pornography
>>343976121
it really doesnt seem worth it if you dont know anyone
OH GOD, IS THAT KNITTING GIRL FROM THE ONE GDQ A FEW YEARS BACK THAT MADE THE REST OF THE DAY QUITE/CRINGE?
fucking suit faggots kek
Fatman: Agent 470
>>343976374
Do you even play video games you normie fuck? Get out.
A lot of you guys are wondering why these people bother coming out here for such short games.
From a non-cynic perspective:
>this is probably the most viewers these shitty indie games will ever have, it's a moment to shine for someone who'd otherwise have no advertisement
>this is probably the only thing the runners are good at in life, and this is there one time to be proud of that with an actual audience
>the cause they're doing it for is noble and selfless and it makes them feel good inside?
The cynic says:
>their viewership has probably tripled when they get back home - this is great sub-bait
>they're not here for the games but for the parties and the socializing with other autists
That's the way I see it.
>>343976374
probably some injoke
Arrrrgh why is this stupid game Braid in every single marathon
>>343976187
it's window 7
>>343976180
>>343976034
download 4chan x and learn css. although, i guess i could share my theme if you want this one exactly...
>>343976374
>not much of a /v/ person
Why are you here?
why are white people so fucking formal all the time?
I don't think I've seen the room even half full for this event.
>speedrunning a game with no movement tech
>speedrunning a SO ART game
>>343976121
You can be the next YSG
>Cant go since I dont really speedrun anything
pick up some $0.50 taiwanese RPG maker shovelware off steam and claim an easy WR
>tfw no traditional gf
that guy looks like a hitman
Is there anything more pretentious?
>The runner is wearing the exact same outfit as the main character
cute
is this the same person?
>>343976424
Cancer girl?
>>343976349
DAMN, she must have like 26" arms
mirin hard
>>343976469
Because they usually have jobs.
Why is he wearing a fucking suit
PRETENTIOUS INDIE BULLSHIT
>>343976383
Bro, the first guy was dressed like the guy in that jumping hexagon and this guy is dressed like the mc of Braid.
>>343976469
fuck off nigger
>>343976464
>it's window 7
What the Fuck anon
How do I make things look cool like you do
Wait...THIS is the speeding event people shit themselves over every year??? There's like 3 fucking people there!
You guys are joking right?
>>343976502
No idiot, the one on the right is Essentia.
>>343976440
Yeah i'm a normie but these donations and inside jokes make me cringe.
since seeing the last game and now this I'm pretty sure some devs pay gdq just so they can show their games infront of 100k people
>>343976548
he is just memeing
>>343976526
Nigs btfo
>>343976548
The character is wearing one so he is. I can't tell who's baiting any more
>>343976526
gamestop doesn't require suits
>>343975935
Autoscroller or not, he was still playing it for the fastest time possible. Boson X is those type of games where you can die a lot from falling off the level.
This game is shit
>white people
>wearing suits to an autism convention
What's a good rpg to play while watching this? I'm taking some other anon's suggestion.
Also should I turn my ac on or remain in the summer warmth?
did this dude just clock off of work? why the goofy suit?
This is basically a shitty flash game for pretentious fart inhalers.
THE DARK SOULS OF MARIO-LIKES
>>343975878
"Cat sleeping Compilation" on repeat.
damn what a game literal masterpiece 10/10
if I made a harmless donation with nothing bad in it giving a shoutout to /v/ would it get read?
>>343976502
im pretty certain i saw knitler on stream yesterday
Can't believe I'm finally watching a speedrun of the game that saved platofrmers. Neat!
>>343976374
>not getting super obvious vidya joke
try not posting
>Runner: Agent 147 KG
Kek, did anyone see that
I didn't know you could cheese that piece like that. Pretty cool little bug.
>>343976497
Wasn't cosplay banned?
Is it the conjurer playing?
>>343976569
It's midnight you smelly third worlder, people are sleeping
>>343976468
because it's my first time watching a stream like this.
Being mean to someone unaware of topic x is a tendancy that autistic people tend to have. Just FYI
>another indie game
>>343976121
Well good for you motherfucker.
>ridiculous hugbox policy
>$70 to be on the event
>bunch of boring games you cant even exploit glitches
Thats a disaster.
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
I'm annoyed at the amount of sleeves I see on this guy's suit
You will enjoy this speedrun, /v/.
And you WILL donate during it.
Capisce?
whats demons crest?
>>343976751
this is THE indie game
>they don't snap in correctly and there's no real reason why
Because blow can't code well. That seems like a reason.
>>343976678
>>343976674
It's the same outfit as the protagonist. It's suppose to be endearing.
Shit game desu
>>343976749
Why are you calling everything you don't like autistic?
>>343976732
Only for the audience. They can't really say it distracts the runner if the runner does it.
>>343976464
share it famalam
just came back from work.
post all cringe/awkward events from the past 8 hours.
thanks
>>343976718
>vidya joke
No, it sounds like something an autistic person would say.... "Suplex that train".....
>>343976834
thats super meat boy
>>343976374
Its a reference to FF6 in which a character does that.
>>343976751
The schedule is up, I don't now why you retards are surprised when the next game isn't your favorite game.
Also, dumb frogposter
>>343976447
The actual reason, you autistic retard, is:
>They enjoy the game, they enjoy speedrunning it.
>They came to the event to have fun, speedrunning the game was just a bonus.
>>343976695
wait for a girl reader who wont know any better and write shoutouts to my long time buddy Vee
>>343976584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u84cH_bmTA
>>343976816
Shit I thought I was the only one. Probably got it at Menswarehouse or some bullshit
>>343976805
please sperg for us, or say hi v- the choice is yours, and yours alone!
>>343976852
Because it is. How about not being a sad little cunt?
I swear after awhile all indie game start to blend together.
>>343975487
kek
>>343976872
>cringe kill yourself
>>>r/cringe
>>343976447
>they're not here for the games but for the parties and the socializing with other autists
That is what is killing GDQs. The literal whos trying to jack off their favorite runners and build their Twitch channel.
This guy sounds like has children
>take a 9 hour nap
>not even broken 300k in donations
This game is better if you view it as DIO: the post-revival delusion years.
>>343976860
Does he then have to run and change the nanosecond he's done or risk being banned?
This is such a weird policy. You'd think they'd want to encourage wackiness and autism, right?
Free memes and publicity grows from that soil.
>>343975604
that's the dude that did some commentary on ratchet and clank last night right?
>>343976860
>audience
you mean the fucking thing behind them that constantly makes noise? how the fuck is cosplay even an issue? That fat gook doesn't know how to run an event.
>>343976872
Your post
>>343976834
>>343976886
IT'S objectively Cave Story.
>>343976749
You barge in here, admit that you're a normie and don't like videogames, and then complain when a joke is told that caters to the gamer audience, because it's outside of the mass appeal bullshit that you consume on a daily basis. Please fuck off back to facebook and tell Stacy I said hi
>>343976951
Are you alright anon? Those seem like some mighty projections
>>343976816
fuck, cannot unsee
it looks like not only are his coat sleeves too short, but his shirt sleeves are too long
....this guy is actually pretty comfy
>>343976667
>subtle cosplay
also
https://youtu.be/CiweaZQ8g5U?t=13
>>343976972
Wanna give that another go?
>>343976979
>9 hour
>nap
damn son, what'd you take?
Serious talk in a few different runs earlier the runners mentioned how they were working with the devs and getting the games updated with speed running in mind. Where the fuck is the fun in that?
>>343976919
>tripfag
>calling anyone else an autist
>being a flower-child optimist to boot
You cannot neck it fast enough.
>>343976986
E-sports and speedrun marathons are serious business. They want more sponsors to take them seriously.
>>343976967
BANNED!
>>343977036
videogames are normie shit you fucking faggot
just look at this event
Never played Braid but from what I remember this game got critical acclaim, didn't it? It looks boring as hell though.
This game looks pretty fucking boring. Why was that autist sperging out about it last run?
>>343976979
9 hours is not a nap.
That is a full night's sleep.
>>343976979
>Le new oversized nap meme
I like it
I played this game when it came out but I don't remember any of this.
>>343977132
AH SHIT, I FORGOT
>>343977132
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>343976667
I thought they were wearing suits to match the characters in their game, but I don't know. There were a lot of people wearing suits back when I was in high school.
>>343977095
I thought there was more money in the donating NEETs than in these literally who companies.
Shows what I know.
>>343977160
because it's ultimately a forgettable puzzle game. It's not bad, but it's not nearly as good as it has been held up to be.
>>343977146
He fell for the pretentious indie games are good meme
why is kingpin playing games?
>>343977057
yeah, I didn't like Braid, but I like this runner
this run is actually pretty interesting
>>343977090
>hey, we as speedrunners hate this level, can you patch in a glitch backdoor for us so we can skip it
>sure thing pal, just make sure you and your friends keep streaming it, only advertising i'm getting
its a fucking racket
>>343977129
full of basement dwellers and CHUDS? what you think is normie and what normies think is normie is completely different
watch out super mario brothers
This guy sounds like he procreated
>Braid is one of my favorite games
Shit taste, got it.
>>343977019
It was banned before the audience was also moved into the next County and you could actually see people.
>Favourite speedrun
Wait this game had mods?
>>343977132
>I forgot to do this for 9 years
oopsie
>>343977094
>nothing wrong with tripcode
I'm not even being optimistic, you must not go out and socialize much. The real world is very different from the pseudo-intellectual safe space 4chan is.
And just like that, I dismantled your entire argument.
Reminder the developer also made The Witness. The guy can't do anything but pretentious 2deep4u crappy games.
>>343977090
Speedrunners are a legitimate audience. Once a speedrunner has "chosen" your game, it'll be played forever by SOMEONE.
>in a coma for 4 years
Wow, these guys have been working hard. $275k is a crazy amount to get in 3 days.
>>343977090
"quality of life improvements"
probably just smoothing out ux glitches, getting rid of crashes in certain situations that certain runs end up in that normal players don't, etc
How was the Momodora run, I missed that.
>>343977410
The puzzle mechanics are solid if you ignore the LOOK HOW FUCKING ARTSY I AM story
>>343977372
look dude we don't like faggots like you around here
seriously either fuck off or fucking kill yourself you attention whoring nigger
>>343977327
are you okay
>>343977410
>implying I don't know who John Blowhard is
Do you think I'm a newfag anon
>>343975487
>shrinky dinks
i'm at SGDQ, AMA.
you're not going to believe this but w/e: big jon literally ate all the food at the hotel smorgasbord. people here are starving and pissed, lol. the hotel has promised more but they've had to order in more food and drink. jon is banned from the dining room
>>343977372
>nothing wrong with tripcode
>goes against global rule 13
>>343977410
Nice aesthetics though, if you like that in your vidya.
>>343977036
>You barge in here, admit that you're a normie and don't like videogames, and then complain when a joke is told that caters to the gamer audience, because it's outside of the mass appeal bullshit that you consume on a daily basis. Please fuck off back to facebook and tell Stacy I said hi
No idea why, but I like this guy.
Wow, this game looks like fun.
Typical neo-/v/ hating on everything for the sake of being edgy though.
>>343977508
Titties.
>>343977372
I'm going to go with "neck it" as final answer Bob.
>>343977132
also, never take your left hand for granted
>>343977410
He makes solid puzzle games that /v/ can't get past because they insist on hooting and hollering about the story
I thought gameplay was all that mattered?
>>343977513
What do you mean "we"
You are trying so hard to be edgy /b/tard master troll.
I miss old 4chan and old /v/. Those were the times, we didn't have summerfags like you.
>>343977532
I dont believe it, black people aren't allowed at this event
hey /v/, I got a gf finally. I totally don't deserve one as I'm still a fat loser, but I did it.
Just thought I'd share. If I can do it, you can too.
>>343976870
https://mega.nz/#!9MJnCSJD!a1nBSU7S47IrvfqJHjBQQ605hvZ0GYjm4XHkk9og4n0
just to clarify, you still need 4chan x and to customize the theme at your own risk because it's a mess.
>>343977569
Fuck off summer.
wtf asked chat what theye were eating while watching and i said i was going to grill some steaks and i got permabanned.
>>343977610
you are such a le epic tr0ll!! xD
>>343977610
You are not allowed to complain until you take off your trip.
>>343977634
Fuck off weeposter
>>343977372
>nothing wrong with tripcode
wew mate, stop being an attention whore. Head over to /vg/ if you want to circlejerk tripfag over speedruns
>replying to tripfags
Stop.
Remember, /v/ only hates this game because it's on Phil Fish's master list of 10 games that changed his life.
>these explanations
Braid is crazy
>>343977634
eat my shit
>>343977634
2d arent real though
>>343977702
And why is that? I use my trip so people can identify me and have conversation with me.
Tripcodes are there for a reason.
>>343977532
Dammit anon not all black people look alike
>>343977634
having a waifu does not count as getting a gf
>>343977610
what do you think it means you retarded faggot look at the names of the rest of the posters in this thread
now lose the trip or stop posting
>>343976447
>their viewership has probably tripled
this braid guy started with 0 followers, now he has 1, 0x3=1 nice logic
Will I get banned for posting kpop webms?
>>343977634
how many dimensions does she have?
>>343977645
Not any of those guys, but have you hard-coded in your wallpaper or does it dynamically update based on what's actually on the desktop. I'd check myself but I don't trust mega and I've never heard of any such CSS functionality.
>this shadow mechanic
my brain hurts
>frame perfect
when did that term just start meaning "really hard"
watching this run feels like im taking a community college course
>>343977774
If this game saved his life that's one more strike against it
>>343977857
nope
>no Steamworld Dig run
gay
This guy's voice is soothing. I wanna hear him read me a story.
>>343977819
He's a big guy.
this thread is cancer
>>343977510
Looks like he's trying to stealthily rub one out with his left while keeping a pokerface.
>>343977813
>literally admitting that you're using a signature
>going against global rule 13
>mods do nothing
Why do we have mods and janitors again?
>>343977682
>trying to start a discussion in GDQ chat
Only memes allowed.
>>343977850
I don't think that was his point, and I think you're clever enough to know that.
>>343977914
This would have been the shit.
>>343977774
>Remember, /v/ only hates this game because it's on Phil Fish's master list of 10 games that changed his life.
>/v/ is one person
>i hate things just because someone i don't likes it
>>343976979
did that finish or are they still showing new episodes?
>A newtrip antagonizing /v/ in an attempt to become the next public enemy #1 because they feed off attention
We've been through this before. So many fucking times.
STOP FALLING FOR THEIR TRICKS.
>>343977634
dont listen to the non weebs
waifus count
All these anons saying Braid is shit. Reminder that neo /v/ is real, alive, and cancerous.
>>343977682
>chat
There's your problem.
>>343977808
>>343977830
>>343977872
she's 3DPD, I swear
this run is actually comfy af
better than the other literally who runs desu
GONE HOME SPEEDRUN WIN
IT WAS MY FAVORITE PS PLUS TITLE LAST MONTH PLEASE SPEEDRUN IT
>>343977813
>pls give me attention talk to me I'm a special tripwhore.
Head on over to /vg/ if you want to trip and have conversations with other tripfags about speedrunning
>>343976349
>tfw my arms are this fucked up looking
>never leave the house without sleeves
i guess i envy her confidence but not really 'cause it looks fucking gross lmao
>>343977938
You are retarded, rule 13 has nothing to do with tripcodes.
>>343977516
he's note "cute"
he's just kindhearted guy
>>343978090
ALSO MY MOM DIED OF CANCER
>>343978076
GET OUT
>>343978090
the sad thing is that this sonycuck is so far down the rabbit hole that he's probably being serious right now.
>>343977682
>grilling steaks
ugh wtf I can't believe that there are still people out there who do problematic stuff like that in the year 2016.
But seriously, why are you eating at this ungodly hour anyways?
Why does /v/ hate this game? I liked it.
>>343977985
>implying I know who this slut is
im not a real weeb
>serious time soon
>>343977372
You tell them dude! Hey, I got this cool site for people like you and me where we can get away from these loser ....
>want to watch braid run
>schedule says it starts at 11:20
>turn on stream at exactly 11:20
>it's been going on for 18 minutes already
epic, simply epic :^)
>>343977874
it's hard coded. i just happen to have the same desktop wallpaper as my theme wallpaper. also, what's wrong with mega?
>>343977682
grill is a banned word
question, have any of you actually played braid?
nothing we just saw was frame perfect, fuck this fraud
Any good runs today?
>best pixel
these faggots will say anything to stroke their faggot egos
>>343978193
I wonder what sticking your dick in there feels like.
>>343978189
You're on the wrong website, faggot.
>>343978189
you have to be some sort of weeb if you saved an anime picture to use
>>343978183
It's cool to be contrarian.
Personally, im not big into indy platformers and stuff; but there's really not a reason to just shit on a game because it's indy.
>>343978228
maybe you should refresh the schedule every once in a while since it updates when the schedule changes, retard. literally kill yourself faggot
>>343978284
Momodora
>>343978220
Don't give him the replies.
>>343978267
yes
This board used to be about video games and we played them and talked about them here. Braid was one of them
>these stock sound effects and elevator music
Bravo Blow.
>>343978154
Not nice.
>>343978170
Shut the fuck up. I legit liked that game.
>>343978296
Oh absolutely. Frame-perfect and pixel-perfect is usually just a meme to sucker in mongoloids with buzzwords.
>>343977985
it finished 2 weeks ago
>>343978303
most fish mouths have the texture of sandpaper
>>343977372
>And just like that, I dismantled your entire argument.
holy shit, this actually made me laugh. You still need to fuck off tough
why is he playing the japanese version of braid?
>>343978303
probably like sticking your dick in a wet vacuum hose.
>>343978170
You are probably not wrong.
>>343978383
thanks, I'll probally watch that instead,
>>343978121
I'm not even concerned with you. But the janitors and mods who refuse to do their jobs.
> I use my trip so people can identify me and have conversation with me.
>definition: something that serves to set apart or identify
You admitted to your name being a signature.
>>343978417
he's a weeb
>>343978445
Anybody else sad about braid's secret ending? I thought it had a brilliant twist, and I loved how well it revealed that twist with game mechanics.
Then it was ruined when I heard about the true secret ending on the internet. It took that brilliant game mechanic twist and made it pretentious and and "2 deep 4 u." I try to pretend it doesn't exist
>>343978445
Smelly Dumb rat poster
>>343978445
4" length, 8" around
>>343975878
>not even a speedrun if it's a set speed the entire game
he has a point
>>343978220
I actually use reddit and 4chan.
Using only one site is retarded, using multiple gives you the benefit of them all.
>>343978445
lenght is like 17 cm
thicc: prefer not to say.
>>343978445
20 inches, both ways.
>>343978445
average. a little 4 1/2 inches in length
>>343978303
it would literally rip your dick off
>>343978445
I'm 5'8" and 290 pounds.
>>343978445
5 inch.
>>343978445
I'm a big guy.
>>343978590
o ya?
Who is the donation reader? his accent and smug tone is always annoying.
>>343978445
>5 inches long, if not a hair shorter
Literally won't let anyone ever see me naked
>>343976979
>take a 9 hour nap
iktf, a couple a days ago i took a nap but because i rarely can go to sleep on my own i use the drowsiness just to immediately go back to sleep insomnia is a fucking curse
>>343978445
6'0 135 pounds.
>>343978648
For (You)?
What did the story in this game even mean? Was it about lost love or a nuclear bomb?
>>343978445
6'8 255lbs
>>343978521
I hate to defend him but tripcodes are not considered signatures. The signature clause refers to someone doing something like "- Steve the Runner" at the end of each post.
>>343978714
white people are evil
This game has a story?
bjw??
>>343978445
Length:FOR
Thickness:YOU
>>343978668
learn to eat out, you'll get mad pussy and they will never care about the d size
>>343978445
2/1
>>343978714
the MC is trying to get some princess booty
>>343978714
Both.
Blow literally fucking hates Japan and has said on record he would drop 2 more if he could.
>game goes 2deep
>>343978445
I needn't reveal such information to a hamster poster.
>>343978773
it has a LE TWIST ending if I recall correctly
>>343978521
Yes so people can identify me in this thread and people don't claim to be me.
You are so fucking stupid if you think tripcodes = signature.
>>343978815
>2 bombs creates cute moe anime
what would 4 bombs do?
![2016-03-13 20_19_41-[BeNantoka] Sumeba Miyako _ Home is Where You Make It (COMIC LO 2016-02) [Englis.png](https://i.imgur.com/aJYCjt4.png "2016-03-13 20 19 41-[BeNantoka] Sumeba Miyako Home is Where You Make It (COMIC LO 2016-02) [Englis")
Did he just say "damn it"?
Braid wasn't a mechanically bad game. Shit story though.
>>343978929
Epic memes
>>343978973
b-banned
>>343978892
What do you think a signature is used for?
>>343978656
mmmhmmmm son
Is the donation reader James?
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
>Princess literally ALLAHU AKBAR'ed as soon as you touch her
he's a big guy
WORLD RECORD!
>that mid donation cut-off
B A N N E D
>>343978929
You don't want to know.
WROLD RECOD
>>343978773
The story is pretty good. You spend the whole game thinking you are supposed to save a princess, but you are the bad guy she's running away from.
>>343979048
world record RTA/10
WR*
*RTA only
World Record? Oh damn!
WORLD RECORD
>>343979048
WR/ResidentSleeper
>>343979048
WR/10
>>343979048
8/10
Better than most shit today
>>343979048
7 or 8
>>343979048
7/10
>>343979097
What's RTA mean?
Comfy af m8s, glad that fucker announcer is gone tho
NEEEEEW RECOOOORD!
>>343978929
it would make anime real
>>343975331
Ive beaten this game before, wtf was with the princess blowing up and the running back through the princess' path?
we /worldrecord/ now
>>343979048
Really comfy/10
8/10 numerically
>>343979048
solid 7, i enjoyed it.
What the fuck is RTA? Is this a new thing?
>>343979139
REAL-TIME ANIME
>>343979143
Fuck you DK64 announcer get out of my head
that was boring to watch
>considering going to bed
>annoying fucking announcer finally done
fuck it, i've got another run in me
What did he mean by having a twist at the ending? I didn't get it.
Okay and?
What's next after his Braid za worudo recordo?
>World Record
Too distracting.
Removed and banned.
>>343979048
I don't think you actually care about my rating. You just want free (You)s.
>>343979139
real time attack
so the whole game in one sitting
>>343979154
something something atomic bomb
>>343978773
It can be refreshingly simple if you ignore the pretentious bullshit. It seems like you are just rescuing the princess, but since everything in the last world runs backwards from what it really is, what seems like you rescuce the princess and meet her by her tower, in reality you are a perv and she is running away from you/setting traps to stop you, and the big knight there is actually there to rescue her from you. It uses game mechanics to directly convey the twist, a twist you might miss if you just hold the rewind button without thinking, which I loved.
Then the secret stars happened
>>343979048
7
Dull at the beginning but there were neat tricks as more mechanics got introduced. Runner wasn't bad.
>>343977136
its DEEP and has MEANING. some of the puzzles are neat but a speedrun just negates them
>>343978840
>>343979093
Ah, I see. Role reversal and all that.
PRESTIGIOUS SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORDS
WORLD RECORDS
knit bitch, buff bitch, DS bitches,
OH MY!
I'll never understand why people keep replying to tripfags. Just shut the fuck up: they don't care how full of shit they are, they just want the attention.
>>343979215
john was the demons
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WORLD RECORD
>>343978892
>you're a 5 year old since you can't come up with arguments without name calling
Also, trust me, nobody wants to be you. And if they really wanted to, breaking trips is easy with the right programs. So nothing is going to stop them.
Though, no matter how you put it, a trip is a signature. It might not go with the clause but that's the way it is. It's the same reason why avatarfagging is reportable.
>>343979048
8.5/10
I don't like the game much the guy played so well he made me appreciate it. Pretty fucking good for a marathon run.
>>343979215
The entire game is reverse, What looks like you trying to get to the girl is actually the girl trying to escape from you.
>that chick knitting
CAN YOU STOP
>>343979215
time is flowing backwards, so the princess isnt really running away from the big guy. she's running to him for help since you're chasing her
>>343975469
what is his name, i'm new at this shit but I see that nigga in all the webm also there's one where he is present in all the speedruns
>>343979048
it wasn't bad at all , easy 8/10
>>343979309
>donating to ISIS enablers
why is the HULK sitting there?
>>343979190
The timer for a game isnt the same as when the timer starts. For example, the RTA for a game might start when you press Start on a game while the ingame timer displayed at the end of a game might have only started once you finish the first cutscene in a game.
>>343979048
Good runner, good commentary, game itself not as much but not bad.
>>343979272
Yeah, the whole game is supposed to be a Mario Bros clone, with yoshi saying "The princess is in another castle" at the end of each world. But you are the stalker.
>>343979293he's replying to himself
>>343979215
As you go through the level it looks like the princess is helping you save her from the evil knight, but when you go through the normal ending of the game she's trying to stop you and is asking the knight to save her from you. You can't really see it since he did the secret ending.
>>343979309
damn breh
>>343977819
Damn, I enjoyed his Mario Lost Levels in last year's sgdq
THAT TANK TOP CHUBSTER IS THICKKKKK
>>343979309
>donating money to islamic terrorism
*tips fedora*
>>343979301
>tfw she'll never put those feet up on you
>>343979154
You didn't REALLY beat the game. If I remember correctly, secret shit implies the game is about the creation of the nuclear bomb.
Imagine how many indie puzzle platformers with time manipulation wouldn't exist without Braid.
>>343979373
>talking shit about our girl
please stop
>>343979309
You better believe that's a bannu
>>343979215
Braid guy was actually the villain. The princess was running away from him.
>>343979240
Yeah those little books he was popping looked like they were filled up with quite a bit of prose. lol Neat though. I'm not really into puzzle games so this saves me the trouble.
>>343979417
He's trying to stop the atomic bomb from being unleashed upon the world.
KNITTING
>>343979337
That's based Yolo Swag God
>LOOK GUYS I CAN KNIT A SQUARE BLANKET
women are shit
>edobean on the couch
ABORT ABORT ABORT
SHUT IT DOWN
new
>>343979492
>>343979516
Can you stop?
when was the last time a /v/ message got read?
T H I C C
>>343979487
What was it
knit girl got tits breh
Contra III time bitches!
>>343979309Hotcplhel
>>343979048
Fedora/10.
>>343979554
What other shape would a blanket be, anon
THICC QT ALERT ON THE COUCH
SHUT IT DOWN
>>343979640
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THICCERRRRRR
>>343979337
Blueglass aka the world's most dedicated speedrun supporter and the world's most annoying laugh.
>>343979623
You got me
>>343979591
Some pretty tits
$thickness$
What do you call SGDQ screenshots where the women are photoshopped out?Doctoreds without bored whores!
>>343979240
>that one secret star that requires you to just sit on a platform for literal hours as it inches painfully across the stage
>>343979640she's one of the announcers
>>343979584
All the time I've been watching, the floor has been empty as fuck. What changed?
FUCK YEA CONTRA
>>343979734
DELETE THIS
why does it seem like everyone goes to this event, but the room is always fucking empty?
>It's a side scroller indie game
Yeah, Super Probotector!
Finally, a game for REAL MEN.
>>343979961
Everyone is slowly getting removed and banned until no one is left.
>>343979961
It's 1am you camelfucker
>>343980001
>low quality bait
WHY IS SHE SO CUTE.
WANT TO 10/10 CUDDLE
this girl just repeating everything the guy says
MODE SEVEN
God, Contra 3 is so fucking good. Be honest, /v/. Have you even gotten the true ending?
>>343980135
I tried. I even had a image lined up
>>343980038
>hour 70: only me and the cancer girl remain
>>343980289
nah, I've played through it a number of times though
Holy fuck.
KNITLER IN FLAMES
Speed Crocheting
TRIGGERED
>IT'S NOT KNITTING
top kek
ITS CROUCHING
>IT'S NOT KNITTING
Attention whore's at it again.
Not knitting confirmed
Screechy voice
0/10 would not bang
>>343980095
Then why is always fucking empty in the middle of the goddam day?
Oh god is knit "can you please stop" chan back there?
>shouting
Removed and banned.
>>343979554
>knit
REEEE
Finally, a real game.
r34 that chick with big tiddies
>coughing
Ur banned lady
>>343980487
oh god the memories of that..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>343980890
she's literally a american mei dude
>>343980887
A REAL GAME
A REAL RUNNER
A REAL QT
>>343980937
thank god she hasn't returned yet
>>343979825
Apparently they have more important things to do than watch the speedruns that are the reason for the event in the first place. I just wish they'd stream the orgy in the common room and the team cuckolding relay race they're having.
>>343980937
Why is this knitting bitch at all these events?
>>343980937
wtf was that
my grandmother died of cnacer
so i might die of cancer
pay attention to me
wtfffff
>>343980937
She's such a grandma, and shes only like, what, 20?
is this gonna be WR?
>OOUHHGGG
>>343981409
hype
10/10 run
10/10 qt
RATE THAT RUN BOYS
MANLY / 10
BACK THE FUCK OFF NU MALE GAMES
that was pretty good
Do you think they fuck after?
>>343980998
wait, the bald in suit braid runner was really comfy to watch, also he knew a lot about the game and explained it great
>>343981616
OHHHHG!!
>>343981616
No
But they willplay videogameslater
Is this gonna be SNES night?
>>343981616
Their sex life is probably healthy enough so, no, they don't need a special event to want to have sex, fellow 4everalone.
>>343981593
3/10 it was good
>>343981616
>knock out a fucking stellar run in Contra of all games
>fuck a top tier qt
it's not fair boys, he can't keep getting away with this
