POKEMON GO IS OUT
Download it through the Play Store now:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
If it appears as unavailable on your region, then use APKPURE to download the APK directly and install it to your phone:
https://apkpure.com/region-free-apk-download?e=LimitedRegion&lr=GB&p=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
Choose region as AUSTRALIA and download away.
>>343957275
This legit? Anyone?
>>343957426
See for yourself you pussy. It's a fucking play store link, what do you expect?
As for the APKPURE link, you'll just have to trust. I did and it's working for me.
>>343957426
I love pokemon fanart like this. True to the original designs but realistic. Post more like it.
>>343957556
Don't forget My Talking Tom game that supposedly let the creator use the phone's camera in secret
>>343957275
>Niantic
Why isn't it Nintendo?
>>343957706
>>343958138
Because Niantic made the game?..
>>343958138
because nintendo didn't develop it? have you been living under a rock?
>>343957426
it's a virus that releases mustard gas
Why the fuck isn't it out on iPhone
>>343957706
>look up "real life pokemon fan art" into google
>90% of the pictures are super creepy, horribly deformed versions of pokemon that don't follow either the pokemon's actual designs or the natural designs of the animal / things that the pokemons are based on
>Not compatible with any of your devices.
What
>>343958438
Nintendo hates macfags. Looks like you're overpriced piece of shit can only do mainline games nerd.
>>343958543
It's locked to select regions. Follow the instructions on the OP and force that shit onto your phone
>>343958658
Ah, I figured it was because of my phone being shitty. Eh I'll just wait.
Based OP
>>343958273
>>343958316
Yea, I havnt bothered keeping up with it. Was wondering if this was some faggot just making a ripoff
Is there a way to cheat the GPS sensor? I don't want to go outside.
What the fuck am I doing wrong
You forgot to say if its good or not.
Can you battle other people with your poke team?
>>343958449
I honestly really fucking hate this
>real life mario
>he's some morbidly obese fat slob drenched in drool and sweat, clothing way too small and him bursting at the seams. Practically bald but wit a few hairs clinging to his head. Looks depressed and 5 minutes away from committing suicide, turtle with a smashed shell in pieces under his foot
For fucks sake, realistic ≠the utmost disgusting/lowest/depressing you can possibly make a character while giving them the bare-bones characteristic features
>>343957941
>camera is either inside pocket, face down on desk, aimed at the ceiling
what are they hoping to capture? hours of my pocket/ceiling and every once in a while my face?
>>343957275
> Pokestops are located historical markers, monuments, and art installations
>Live in fucking Gettysburg
About fucking time this piece of shit town redeemed itself
>tfw Iphone
Only got it because I6 + has a big screen.
>people suddenly want pokemon go because some faggot give it away
wow, neo/neo/v// new posters are like a kaleidoscope of shit and cancer
>>343958969
NOT FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
It's region locked for your region, so it won't appear on the store until Niantic removes the lock.
Force-download the APK or wait for a proper releaes
>>343958998
>he's some morbidly obese fat slob drenched in drool and sweat
that works for mario though since he's italian
>>343958658
>>343959074
On a scale of 1-10 how much effort is it to do? Anything more than 2 and I'll just not give a shit
Why isn't it available in my country?
Is there more content now than what was in the beta? That shit was boring
>>343959117
It's literally fucking choose Australia and click download
>>343959117
probably more effort than your dumb ass would be able to manage, just forget it and wait for a proper release.
>>343959117
1 if you aren't tech illiterate, so bad news for you faggot
>>343959168
you live in a shithole.
>>343958969
Click more. It should be lower down the list
S-should I play as a female trainer in this? I usually play as a female in all the Pokemon games.
>>343959240
I'm the one from
>>343958969
Australia is selected and I can't find the APK, should I kill myself?
>>343958438
>>343958559
>>343959043
chill, it will be released on the iphone at a later date.
>not available in the USA
our birthday was yesterday, can't you just give us this one thing?
GUYS DONT DOWNLOAD IT
I FOLLOWED OP'S INSTRUCTIONS AND THIS POPPED UP ON MY PHONE AND IT WONT GO AWAY. I THINK IT'S DELETING MY DATA
DONT DOWNLOAD
ITS A VIRUS
>>343959403
search com.nianticlabs.pokemongo, holy shit it's on the screen
what do
>>343959464
Whoa the app opened a bash terminal on your phone? If you aren't rooted then this is the discovery of the century. Fuck pokemon.
>>343957275
What the fuck you cant even battle only catch?
>>343959368
Heh, it was, thanks
>live in syria
>have to go in to ISIS controlled zones to catch rare pokemon
worth it.
>enter my name
>not available
What do?
>>343959240
>>343959294
>>343959294
>>343959312
Jesus chill the fuck out you angsty little shits
>>343959571
READ THE FIRST POST YOU FUCKING FAG
>>343959571
Read the OP you fucking dunce.
>>343959464
wait is this legit? Should I uninstall it?
>>343959648
>have to go into actual volcanoes to catch fire types
Sheeeiiiitt
Confirmed malware. DON'T DOWNLOAD
get shit on charfags
yo op what the fuck is this??? is this not legit??
>mobileshit
Kill yourselves,
>>343958438
Japan generally prefers Androids for some reason. No idea why. Maybe the phones are more popular there?
Who has tried out Pokemon Go yet? What is it like? Will I have to make sure my cousin's 7 year old daughter (my niece?) doesn't run out on to the road or something?
>>343959837
>>343959904
then explain this guy you fucking liars
>>343959846
This proves its legit
My phone says problem parsing the package when I try to install. Any fix?
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
>incompatible
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>2016
>Not using QooApp for apps not available in your store
>>343957275
>Mobile shit
Kill yourself
This is the last time I believe the shit on /v/. I just got this sony op, fuck you.
>>343959962
androids are more popular literally everywhere. Just because iphone outsells ONE brand of phone doesn't mean it outsells every $30 android machine.
>>343960036
READ THE OP YOU RETARD
>>343959031
What pokemon are associated with The Alamo? USS Texas? USS Lexington?
>>343960020
Nigger those are the devs, the same people who made Ingress
>>343959392
Think about it anon. For Pokemon Go, you have to go outside. Where people are. What if someone sees your character in their area to battle, looks around and sees you pretending to be a girl? Imagine a kid pointing at you while going "Daddy why does the game say that person is a girl when he's a boy?"
>it's not on iphonwe!!!11
yes it is faggots im downloading right nowsearch app store for niantic
>>343959027
Girls taking nudes.
Idiot.
Not everything is about you.
I'm sure it's blocked for those with root/xposed
I'm playing it right now because I'm not a retard who can't follow simple instructions like you folks
>>343959464
me too wtf is this supposed to happen?
>>343960209
Nope. Works fine for me.
>>343960087
...Shit, I guess you're right. Most people just assume Android = Samsung I guess?
>>343960175
Quality photoshop.
so what do you even do? catch mons and fight people? is there no single player?
>implying I'll go outside
>>343960350
>just assume Android = Samsung I guess?
Wha
How
How in the shit does anyone come to that conclusion?
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
quality shit nintendo
>>343960469
>>343960469
If you don't wanna go outside just uninstall it right now
>type random things for my name
>still not available
pls
>>343960350
I guess, but that's kind of funny considering it's motorola thats owned by google.
Okay, so I captured one of the starters and a Growlithe. Is that all? I'm not fucking leaving my house fuck this shit
>this item is unavaible in your country
>live in muhrika
Explain this?
>it was made with Unity
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NINTENDO?
>>343960647
>so retarded that he can't comprehend such a simple sentence + didn't read OP
>>343957275
When does the game come out in the US?
poster to reply ratio is telling me there's a lot of you faggots who are posting the same false flagging shit.
For what purpose?
>>343960540
fuck the guy who took drpavel and bane.
Also fuck this shitty country
>>343960712
Nintendo didn't make it though
>>343960625
Did you not know anything about this game before you downloaded it? Are you retarded and obese?
>>343957426
DO NOT DO THIS
Why would you ever fucking trust anything /v/ says?
It's fucking lostboy for your phone, some chinese company installs a rootkit on your device and they make ad revenue by spamming your shit.I literally made all of this up, it's completely safe.Or is it?
>SonyIsBetter was not taken
well now it is, thanks gooks
>only thing to do is catch pokemon in your area
>no battles
>only battle system is tap based
garbage.
>>343957275
>game isn't available for Canada
What the fuck, why?
I'm not going to say I'm in Australia and use that second link, I'm sure that would fuck with the game somehow.
I'll just wait until I can play it normally.
>>343959846
>evolve your Pokemon with some kind of currency instead of through leveling up
this game already looks like trash
>>343960817
I think every few hours or something it refreshes what's local to your area, I had ekans nearby but now its swapped to goldeen.
Still got tons of fucking pidgeys though.
>>343960912
because canada is a third world shithole
This thread is gold.
It's weeding out all of the fucking idiots on /v/.
>>343960854
I just thought there would be some shit to do that didn't require going somewhere. Looks like I can't even check the map, and the Pokestops and Gyms close to me all seem to be on really random places.
>you have to go outside
epic
>>343960973
how do you capture? Do you have to battle? Or do you just throw a pokeball and hope for the best?
Managed to catch 4 pokemon while taking a shit. Don't want to walk to the park to go to a pokemon store or the gym like the game wants me to
>>343960990
You do know Canada is just a colder, more tolerant USA, right?
>got it to work
>now I have to go outside and shit
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>343960542
>motorola is owned by google
whoa is it 2014 again?
>>343961034
But are the idiots the ones who think it's malware or the ones who think it's legit?
>>343957275
>Choose region as AUSTRALIA and download away.
Not likely Aussie poster.
>>343961063
>he thought a game meant to get you out of your house to explore the world would let you just sit on your couch for the full experience
>>343961076
I think there's some sort of technique with flicking the ball, there's a battle feature with trainers but I haven't done it yet.
>>343960175
>tfw homestuck
>will play it anyway
how do i catch a pokemon? I'm standing at the part where the 3 starter pokemon are there and I'm in a lake and theres a top bar that says catch a pokemon but nothing happens when I click anything
How big is it?
I don't have too much space.
posting in epic thread
Professor Willow looks like the biggest faggot ever, holy shit.
>>343960473
Maybe that's just my family and friends then. They all seem to think Android phones are all Samsung phones.
>>343960542
Motorola is Android...?
>Failed to get game data from the server.
>>343959464
Pft
>>343961317
Tap the pokemon that you want out of the three.
Then you'll have to play a minigame where you try to hit the pokemon with the pokeball.
I'm kinda interested in this, but not really. I don't really trust mobile games to not be shit and I'm not particularly interested in wasting mobile data for this either, unless the data useage is low.
>>343960209
OP here. I'm both rooted and XPosed, and it works just fine. Worst case you use RootCloak and get done with it
GUYS DO I PICK BULBASAUR OR CHARMANDER
HELP
>>343959464
>ls
RIP your phone
>tfw going to go for a drive later and catch heaps of pokemon in my car
It doesn't want to install, even when using this apkpure shit.
>>343961180
yes
I canceled the download because i'm a bit of a pussy and shit i barely have money for food this week let alone another phone, anyone care to expose the samefag, or confirm that it aint gonna open up that terminal bullshit. Playstore link aint compatible with murrica.
>>343960160
This is someones fetish
Assume I need full wifi when outside too?
>itt /v/ tries to into technology
>>343960469
catch mons then 'fight' with cpus
no trading yet, direct pvp NEVER EVER
>>343961981
The problem isn't the terminal man, the problem is running fucking ls look it up
>>343962027
>>>/twitch/
I don't know what's going on in this thread.
>>343961981
I did it. Im also >>343957426
Scanned it on my Laptop and on my phone. Looks good, anon.
>>343962002
I assume that unless you're in a public space with wifi you're just going to have to accept it's going to use up your data plan. My only hope is that the game doesn't suck up too much data, but the fact it uses GPS makes me feel like it'll use a lot...
>>343962105
OH SHIT LS? DIDN'T THAT APPEAR IN A CNN NEWS REPORT A FEW DAYS AGO ABOUT CHINESE HACKERS???
>>343961823
>ls
Can someone explain?
>>343962226
linux command that lists shit contained within a directory
HOW THE FUCK IS THE NAME PRATTMAN ALREADY TAKEN
WHO THE FUCK WOULD WILLINGLY TAKE THAT NAME
Fuck! Not available in Canada. Fucking gooks
>people getting to choose all 3
>I got stuck with bulbasaur
REEE I WANTED SQUIRTLE
>>343962131
WHAT THE FUCK
>>343959079
Have you even looked at Mario? He's not even fat, let alone obese.
>>343962226
If it was you I wouldn't even search about it. Forget this post. Forget terminals. Walk away, have your phone live another day.
>my username is taken
this is fucking HORSESHIT. same thing happened when I was choosing my NNID.
>>343962329
:^ )
>>343962131
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>343962147
>tfw my data plan is only 3gb
JUST
>>343962415
I have an iPhone since I'm not a cuck nor a poorfag
>>343962484
But nintendo didn't do it.
>>343962131
Fucking delete this you psycho
>>343962131
Pokemon Reddit Version released. waiting for Pokemon 4chan so I can catch Seeyaia and Forryu instead
Im android and it doesnt support any device. I guess I wait?
Shit keeps crashing on me when I get to the map screen and try to catch first pokemon.
And I know its not a problem with my phone hardware because it can run better looking games.
Do you pokemon battle at all or is it walking around and catching them without any battle?
Can anyone tell me the size of the file?
I am not downloading another 500-600 MB shit like Miitomo.
How else besides actually walking can I make my avatar move? I'm not going to jog down to my local church at ten in the goddamn evening.
>>343962680
60 mb for download
>not having unlimited internet
>>343962426
>lists shit
That's how I remember the command
>tfw device not compatible
>>343962735
Looks like you're fucked!
I guess this game is all about the realism considering your life was already fucked.
>>343962484
>It's okay when Nintendo does it
>Nintendo didn't even make this
>Nintendo doesn't make any Pokemon games at all
Can you use a mock GPS app?
>>343962735
You might want to have a look at the official support site, my friend.
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
It's right there, on the "HOW DO I MAKE MY AVATAR MOVE?" heading
Good luck!
>>343962131
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>343962136
Thanks man, gonna give it a go. >>343962198 people like this are always reassuring.
>>343962348
It was I.
I took it just so you could not have it.
>>343962960
>>343962856
That's fucking retarded. Seriously, that is ACTUALLY RETARDED.
I'm stuck in the goddamn tutorial until morning because I'm already in my pajamas.
>>343962943
AFAIK there's some sort of spoof detection system. It might be easy to check against your IP address / cellphone towers or whatever. Try and tell us if you get banned :D
There's fucking nothing nearby.
Missed a venonat because fuck going in the woods.
>>343962791
Pronto seras un maestro pokemon.
Faggót!
>Have to wait 10 days to come out
This is what I deserve for choosing to be an apple cuck
>>343960160
Almost word for word what I thought when I selected my character anon
Localisation works.
>>343963173
took me 3 minutes to set up a NZ account, download it and start it up.
>>343963120
>Just started
>Zubat, Spearow, Weedle and Rattata
Damn this is true to the actual games so far
>>343963095
Are you like 12 or something? Mommy won't let you out past 8?
Put some clothes on and go for a run. You probably need it anyway you fat fuck.
>>343963249
How?
>>343963161
>Pronto
>4 AM here
Tomorrow maybe
must suck if you live in the ghetto
So how beef do your phone have to be to run this?
>>343963243
>Everyone gets to enjoy a cool shit Bulbasaur
>you're stuck with BISASAM
I pity you.
Really.
only crap nearby
>live in the mountains of Puerto Rico
>20 degree roads
>place of interest in a fucking playground
At least I hope I get cool tropical and water mons
>>343957275
Well, don't leave us hanging. Did that bulbasaur possess cp?
>think about how cool pokemon would be if it was more like real life, with regions having certain kinds of pokemon, and it even further divided into forests and shit
>Suddenly realize I'm a fat fuck and when something like that comes along complain I can't just catch 'em all from the toilet next to my parents bedroom
WHY LIVE?
>>343957275
>>>/vp/ Your containment board, you fucker.
>>343963528
>why is that grown man standing in the playground
Two pokestops near me are a pub and a fucking childrens school
>that name isn't available
>>343963326
Nigger I don't WANT to go out past 8. I'm already in for the night, which means I am IN.
>>343963617
Fuck off, one less spot for a 11th overwatch thread isn't going to be the end of the world.
I guess that would be an accurate place to find a Squirtle
>>343963617
You do know this thread has over 190+ posts now.
>In your area
>Rattata
>Doduo
>Pidgey
wew lads
where's the mega link you fucking homos
>>343963528
sup mountainfag. Chilling near bayamon over here. Still setting up though, i'll let you know what i see. Cabron.
>>343963727
At least you've got Doduo. I have Venonat Weedle and fucking Spearow
>>343963496
Does it run on iPhone 4?
>>343963617
I'm sorry, you seem to be confused. Pokemon GO is a VIDEO GAME, and that means that it can be discussed on /v/.
/vp/ was created because several threads not relating to Pokemon but not relating to video games at all were being constantly made on /v/.
If this was a thread about the Pokemon Anime, it would be off topic and would indeed have to be put in /vp/. Alternatively, it could go to /a/.
>>343963718
I can't wait for all the pictures
>>343963824
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So, how are you guys finding the game so far? Post your thoughts. How far do you have to go to find anything? Has it posted Pokemon in weird spots like out in the ocean or in the middle of the road?
>>343963718
kek
>>343963718
>I wanna pee the very best
>>343963543
Hey, if the pokewalker, ingress, and moetivational burn your fat didnt do the trick, maybe this one will. I'm a fat fuck too. Maybe i'll roll my lardy ass somewhere for once
>>343963937
Won't get out of the house at this hour but I'll drive around tomorrow to see what I find.
You need data to catch mons right so it can sync to the server? not just GPS?
I don't have a dataplan so this is gonna be kinda lame, only going to be able to catch in places with wifi ):
>location of squirtle is in my bedroom
>>343963840
>>343963724
>>343963706
Stop making excuses, niggers. Shouldn't you be glad that you got your own entire board to circlejerk over your pocket monsters?
>>343963987
I really shouldn't laugh at kiddie shit like this but I did
>>343963528
Oh shit anon, where you from? I'm from Juana Diaz
>>343963937
>see zubat around a 5 minute walk away
>by the time I'm halfway there it runs away
>on my way home
>a spearow, zubat, and weedle all pop up exactly on my apartment
>tfw they were waiting for me and used that venonat as bait
>>343963718
>Movelist: Muddy Water and Mud Slap
>>343957706
>>343958449
>>343958998
Realistic pokemon is the best fetish.
Worksafe follows:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/888049/e648135df1/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730113/6c0a8a3034/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/888046/c3ed10973f/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/845542/0457becb21/
>>343963937
I'm scared of the dark so I don't want to walk to the other end of my neighborhood to check out the Pokestop like the tutorial wants.
Live in houston so actually getting anywhere without driving is impossible, driving to go catch a pokemon doesn't feel right.
Wish I lived in a place I could actually walk around.
>>343964154
Mayagüez
>>343964180
>One pokemon using the others as bait
>The other pokemon all have a party and steal your cheetos
If only it was real
>>343963718
Don't miss.
>>343964135
Wow. So much denial.
>>343963437
>be a hood nigga
>walk outside
>immediately confronted by this
wat do
>>343963718
DONT MISS
>>343957275
>This app is incompatible with all your devices.
Fuck.
Anyone else having a "failed to get GPS signal" error?
>>343964302
Mayawest! Nice
>>343964395
is your gps on? are you on a custom rom where your gps has issues?
>>343964363
I just installed it anyway, fuck the police.
Game run slow as fuck though
>>343964347
Go suck a Charizard dick.
>>343964220
>afraid.webm
Post your pokemons
OK WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLE FUCKS IS RICHARDNIXON. I GOTTA COME TO PICK WITH YOU
>had to walk through the paddock to the right of my property in the rain to be in range to get this
Fucking worth it
>Golbat nearby but on the far side of wetlands I can't cross on foot
>>343964629
>scyther
I hope you get mugged you lucky bastard.
>>343964507
I'm on arooted Note 3 with stock firmware and tripped KNOX on 4.4.2., it might be something with my Xposed modules but I'm not sure
>only 151
>>343964395
I got that, verified that it worked with google maps then went back and it worked, dunno.
So is there any freeium shit in this? Gotta buy more pokeballs, or better ones like great balls? Stamina that needs to be recharged?
I don't get it. All you do is capture pokemon? What's the goal of the game? To fill the pokedex?
There's no battling
>>343964629
>Scyther
I hate you.Is increasing Pokemon's strength even worth anything? Can you even have Pokemon battles?
>>343961272
>tfw you live in Detroit
What kind of adventures shall I have? Or do I need to get a group to travel with me?
>>343964562
Sorry, I'm more of a Blaziken kind of girl.
>>343964750
They confirmed they're adding the rest eventually
>all the fat fucks complaining about actually having to leave the house to play
>>343959079
>Morbidly obese
>italian
That's funny and also not true
>>343964750
Calm the fuck down, nigger. They're going to add more as time goes on.
>>343957275
Where the fuck are the Pokemons nearby? It's like I'm in an empty void and no sense of life is around me. Do I have to get out to find these nearby pokemons? I don't want to get outside of my room.
>>343964824
No there's no need to bang anon. Don't let the streets get to you.
If your gold magikarp is stuck behind gang lines, just call the local policeman to clear the area. They leave no survivors.
>>343964887
>eventually
still dumb mobile shit and will not be fotm then
>>343964629
Living the dream
I need a name for my Pokemon's
>TFW only Ratatas nearby
>>343964302
>>343964154
Bayamon here! Estamos todos encima de esto.
>>343964796
>There's no battling
Are you for real?
If thats true then fuck this game.
>>343964934
Where the hell did this "Mario is fat" meme even start from, anyway? He's never been fat. All the artwork, all the renders, all the sprites, nothing shows Mario as fat. It's ridiculous.
>5 Pidgeys near me
>>343964304
Google goggles with this is the next step
Then time for real pokemon
When does this shit release outside of australia
>>343964949
>turd nearby
So is this going to be a worldwide release or just Japan and Aus right now?
>>343965092
"Soon."
Anyone else having problems with picking a name? All the ones I chose it said were unavailable.
>>343960160
>/v/
>going outside
lol, where did this spicy new meme come from?
>tfw iPhone
COCKS
>>343965083
It gives you more candies to evolve one. You're lucky.
>>343964826
Blaziken's nice, but he's no legendary.
Any /Mexican/ here already downloaded the game?
>>343965143
Lmaoing right now, for real
>>343964826
Mmmm, that's hot then.
Someone post a fucking IPA already
Trying to cicle through google results is an exercise in pointlessness and my iphone doesn't have any cracked appstore
>>343957275
Still not seeing it MI senpai
>>343964629
Theres fucking nothing where I am!!!
>>343960186
>Not everything is about you.
That doesn't sound right
>>343965414
Search for Niantic
>>343962665
This
>Niantic instead of Nintendo or Pokemon Company International
Fake and gay
Post trainer names
>not compatible with galaxy s3
i guess it's time i upgrade it
>>343965414
Scroll down, click show more
>>343965068
I think it started all the back during 64, but a good number of characters across games joke about Mario being kind of portly despite his regular acrobatic feats
>>343964290
This.
Our city built out, not up. A 30 minute drive to eat at a restaurant, or visit a friend is the norm here.
>>343965505
You're dumb and gay
>>343965558
Kinda dumb.
He's not that much bigger than Luigi.
>>343965143
Would you laugh if it appeared to be a shiny turd? I would laugh at you.
>>343958449
You should see realistic Jigglypuff. Someone literally drew a fucking ballsack. It's fucking hilarious.
>>343964220
Why are these images hosted on that site when none of them are porn? There are plenty of other image hosting sites. What the fuck are they doing on a pornsite? Why?
JUST
THIS IS A VIRUS DO NOT DOWNLOAD
>>343960175
>>343957275
I understand how Chinese companies get away with stealing IPs. But how is it that these app stores don't get sued into oblivion?
>Somebody has already put comments in the points of interests
WHO ARE YOU
Downloading now
I swear to God /v/ if this is another one of your tricks
>pay for a lure so you don't have to go walking around :^)
kill yourselves nintendo
Damn guess my android is too old. The app keeps crashing.
Yeaaa
>>343962638
Me too man I just want to catch this bitch ass Squirtle...
Did anyone else get past this hell
Why the fuck do Aussies get it first? Those faggots don't give a shit about video games.
>>343964290
I live in Houston too anon, want to hang out and catch Pokemon?
>>343965858
dude, pokemon team had niantic make this fucking game. research.
>>343965910
>fat asses can pay so they dont have to walk around
sounds fair fat ass
>tfw Eevee
>>343964629
charizard, nidoran, abra
>>343965910
What? That's genius. The fatasses pay for all of us normal people.
>>343966010
FUCK YOU
>>343957275
I honestly don't know if I'll endure playing this this with only 1st-Gen Pokémon.
>>343959658
Stop being such a retarded ass faggot then.
CAN YUO TRANSFIR THIS TO POKEMON BANK?
>>343957275
Nice virus OP
>mfw too autistic to stand around in public playing a phone game
it was bad enough when i had to go to a toys r us and loiter to download animal crossing furniture
>>343965897
If you read the thread, you'd know it's one of those tricks.
>>343965910
>nintendo
Nintendo didn't make this game.
Nintendo doesn't make any Pokemon games.
Kill yourself.
Can you encounter shinies?
>>343965986
Huh? For once Nintendo went along with a good idea? I'm shocked. I just assumed Nintendo would never allow such a thing, until 5-10 years later, when no one gives a shit anymore.
>>343966102
Yeah you can trade your mons inside of a real bank. Why wouldn't you?
>>343965910
What else can you buy? I want to know how microtransaction heavy this game is.
Just went out and walked to my local theater with my friend.
We bumped into some girls who were catching Pokemon too.
Sadly they were 15.
>>343966102
You can transfer to Sun and Moon when they come out.
>>343957275
not available in usa?
>>343966010
>power up
What, and how do you get the stuff for it?
>>343966189
i mean if you look at the evidence this is actually legit. i'm downloading now. hopefulyl doesn't break my phone
>>343966227
You can buy a $35 accessory that makes your phone vibrate when a pokemon is near
Be proud guys, chances are high you are the very first trainers in your respective cities.
You are Gary, the guy who had contacts, took the very best pokemons and fucked all the bitches.
>>343966132
I've been reading the thread. If it's not legit, where are people getting these images from?
>>343966228
Wew lad
>>343966228
bait.meme
>>343966189
Nintendo doesn't make Pokemon, dumbass.
>>343966247
>transfer gen 1 pokemon to sun/moon
What's the point? Who doesn't already have all 151?
>>343966189
>For once
Did we forget Pokken Tournament? Or does that not count because of memes? Then again I bet you're going to spout some meme about how none of the other pokemon spinoffs are good.
>>343966319
normie post but the verge on facebook just confirmed that it's real. and i'm downloading it too.
belive what you will
>>343966361
But they own half of pokemon, dumbass.
So does this kill your phone or was that just one shitposter?
>the amount of microtransactions
DROPPED
>>343966319
I made them all, sorry. I cooked up custom Pokemon models and an interface in less than an hour to superimpose to pictures I took around home lol :^)
I deleted it cause what if they ban me for playing from a different region. Also my name/ nickname/ was taken and couldn't come up with a another name.
>>343966102
They said it will have some functionality with SuMo
>>343966382
The same point as being able to transfer between any generation: None.
They'll be adding more Pokemon as time goes on, btw.
>>343966440
no they dont
its split 3 ways between TPCI, Gamefreak, and Nintendo and TPCI has the most if i remember right
>>343966227
bag expansion, storage expansion, poke balls, double xp boosters, things that lure pokemon to you, things that lure pokemon to a pokestop
>tfw only pidgey, nidoran, and zubat around
iPhone when
>>343958179
I never realized Cam-e-rupt is an erupting camel.
Do you get to battle or anything or is it just one giant easter egg hunt?
Do i have to have a constant internet connection?
>>343966469
Show me what it is, take a screenshot and post it.
>>343966528
That's nice but for people who already play the normal games how does that help any?
>>343966228
>sadly
>>343966567
can't you buy eggs too?
>>343966587
When you upgrade to android.
I'm onto you china
>tfw 4:30 am and can't go out to catch a tangela
Fuck
>Pokemon Go comes out.
>Phone refuses to recconize my router despite it working perfectly fine yesterday.
>>343966532
You're the Dodrio fuck?
Eat shit
>>343966639
pretty sure the eggs only give double xp
>>343966440
They own Pokemon the same way they owned Rare, which is to say they don't really own Pokemon.
And they don't make Pokemon games.
Dumbass.
OP's link installed that FBI moneypak virus on my phone and it's locked up now.
Fuck you OP.
>>343966387
Making a pokemon fighter is well within Nintendo's comfort zone. Making a mobile app with this wide of a scope, is not.
>that name is unavailable
>>343963727
>Rattata
>Pigey
You're lucky.
>>343966567
What's a Pokestop? And how big is your bag/storage? It better not be like some MMOs where you have fuck all space and you either pony up cash for an expansion or you make 15 alt characters.
>>343966640
>upgrade
>android
pick one
>>343963937
Pretty okay. I got a Bulbasaur on my window. I just wish the stop areas weren't so damn picky. I'm within spitting distance of one and it's still too far away.
>>343966228
You mean luckily they were 15 and you fucked them, right anon? You didn't pass that up, did you?
>>343957275
doesn't appear when I chose australia
>wanted to see that pokemart shit
>read that it says monuments
>only "monuments" are 45 minutes by bus and train away
>it's giving me a GPS failed to find location meme anyway so I can't even find anything locally
why god
>>343966723
that only exits for windows you insufferable faggot
>>343966102
You might be able to when SM comes out
Do pokemon evolve? Or are you expected to catch each individual mon in an evolutionary line?
>>343966797
Why when I can have both?
Oh wait, you only use an iphone, let me laugh harder as you enjoy "a better interface".
anybody else getting shit performance? i'm on a s3 and its either not loading or hardlocking
I still don't see it when I set the region to Australia
>>343966625
It doesn't. Can you not into logic? Jesus christ.
>>343966650
Got the same thing here. That's just due to a non Play store DL though. Anyone willing to take one for the team?
>>343966940
yeah but i'm on a moto g so i expected it
>Gen 1 only
>>343966973
I can into logic by not playing this shit game
>>343966650
this, someone show more proof it isn't virus
>>343966650
>>343966983
Go to settings and click install unknown applications or w/e, it's not a region thing it's just protecting your phone
/NOTAVAILIABLE/ FAGS POST WISHLISTS;_;
>gastly
>pidgey
>oddish
>>343957275
>CP ???
You tell me
>>343966983
>>343966650
Guys that's just the fucking standard Android alert for when you install an APK manually. It's Android 101 to disable the secure location check.
>>343966841
No it doesn't you dumb nigger
>>343966559
Eh, whatever. They still own a good chunk of it.
>>343966712
Rare had to get bought out, before it was allowed to work on other systems. The point of owning the company, is to enforce exclusivity on it. If Pokemon is being produced on a system other than Nintendo, then it was allowed by Nintendo's will. Of course Nintendo doesn't develop the actual games. But you don't need to develop the games, in order to make decisions like what platforms the games are published on, and what games should be made.
OP here a lot of you are pretty fat thanks for the face pics lmao
>>343967053
where the fuck would gastly be anyway
>live in the ghetto
>Jynx everywhere
Not bad so far.
>>343966587
download it from the autralian appstore, then make an acount in australia
>????
profit
>>343967053
>I have all of these in my area + Voltorb and Jigglypuff
Get jelly
>>343959454
they're still salty about the bombs
>>343966813
>>343966631
>>343966352
>>343966338
it's illegal you sick fucks
>>343967214
i'm jelly
Guys install GO Chat for Pokemon Go from the Play Store. It lets you see all the people who have also installed the app. Your location WON'T APPEAR TO ANYBODY UNLESS YOU "POST" A NEW MESSAGE.
If you DO post something, the location you posted from will be visible, so don't be stupid.
Direct messaging DOESN'T give away your location, btw.
>You need to go outside to get Pokemons
Literally impossible REEEEEEEEEE
What did you guys catch so far?
God all these trolls. Could a kind anon please tell me if this is a virus or something or is it legit?
>>343967363
Fuck you
>>343967410
its legit, though i can't get it to work well on my s3,
>>343967410
You're an idiot.
>>343967410
its legit
>>343967410
It's legit, anon. It seems a little seedy, but I'm playing it right now.
>>343967214
In the final stages of the beta, some people analyzed like 25,000 spawns, and ghosts made up LESS than 1% of the total. You are one lucky sob.
>pointed my camera at my dick
>Diglett
Are you fucking kidding me. I'd post it but it's a sfw board
>>343967410
my phone started spazzing out so i pulled the battery. looks like i dodged a bullet
>>343967146
Cemetery?
>>343967410
Jesus christ, do you really think you're not going to get a whole bunch of answers telling you it's both legit and that it's a virus? Are you that dumb?
>go visit my dad at the cemetery
>ghost pokemon blow up my phone
>>343967363
How do you have so many Pokemon already if this shit just came out? Is it really that easy to find Pokemon in this game? I thought you had you travel the entire country to find most of them.
>ITT: Kids install their first APK
How cute.
How to disable that shitty vibration
>>343967410
Can confirm it is a virus. A terminal popped up for a second or two and started installing a virus DON"T DOWNLOAD FROM OP'S LINK
>>343967554
Upload it to some nsfw board and link the post here
>>343967562
>running around a cemetery like fucking fairy
>finally find the ghastly i've been after for an hour
>he's sat right on top of a gravestone being tended by a crying widow
>she thinks i'm taking pictures of her misery
>banned from all church events forever but i got my 'mon
>>343967410
Don't listen to
>>343967467
>>343967501
>>343967519
This app will fry your phone's battery just like this guy's >>343967558
>>343967551
well damn anon, guess i lucked out, abra is a cool pokemon too gonna go out tomorrow and drive around to see what i can get.
does anyone know if theres a way to get more pokeballs without spending real cash?
Fuck when is it coming out for iphone
>>343967562
>find Gastly at your Grandma's grave
>search for IPA so I can get it on my iPhone
>not on AppCake
>not on google results
>not in this thread
>not in my app store's region
I hate this shit so much
>>343967710
There's an option in Settings if you hit the Pokeball and then the gear in the top right.
>>343967834
Theres some special locations you check in to on the map
>>343960542
i dont think google owns moto anymore m8
>failed to detect location
>failed to detect location
>failed to detect location
fucking cyanogenmod having shitty GPS services, cant even play this shit.
>>343967850
According to someone's post I saw, its on the app shop, just have to look under Niantic's app list.
>>343967834
You visit pokestops and they give away stuff. As you level up you have a chance of getting better items from them, including the elusive Masterball.
Starting from level 5 (I THINK) you can capture gyms and put your Pokemon there to defend. Other players can try to take it away by battling AI controlled copies of the pokemon you stationed.
Battles are a real-time minigame of dodging and attacking
>>343967950
I have Cyanogen13 and it works fine. Is it updated?
Do I have to keep this app open to catch Pokemon or will I get a notification/vibration even with my phone asleep?
>>343967995
It's not on thebrazilapp store
anyone know if we are able to see other people nearby?
>big blue button in the middle of the screen and a mouse cursor jittering around
>cant do anything
this games buggy as shit.
>>343967995
It's not out yet in all regions, Anon.
>>343967950
It happens to me too sometimes with CM13. I just disable and re-enable GPS with the game open, or open up Google Maps first.
>my usual username and its variants are not available
You're fucking joking. Are they just blocking random words?
>>343967850
open itunes on you comp, change country to nz, find a free game and try to download it, make a new account, insert non as payment option, put int he local ofr any random place in nz, get on iphone, signout, sign back into new nz account, download game, profit
>>343957275
I'm having a problem. I'm moving but my character doesn't move. It just stands there. What's the problem?
>>343962518
yet here you are, thinking bragging on a japanese webm sharing forum is cool. Lol you're pathetic.btw I have an iphone. fucking kill yourself bro
>>343968054
use the apk
Thanks you fucking trolls now I'm too scared to download it and I'm gonna miss out on this game
>>343968031
Just have to have it running. Doesn't have to be active.
>already instaled OPTC, P&D and sonic runners
My phone will fucking die
>This app is incompatible with all of your devices
>>343967849
>>343967757
>>343967562
>finding ghostly on my dads grave
>>343968194
How do I run APKs on my iPhone? Can I rename them to .jpg and open them up in the gallery to play?
I'm just gonna wait until this game officially releases throughout all regions instead of getting it from a shitty apk website
Not taking more risks
>Just met some emo boy at the McDonald's nearby catching a Pokemon
Which one of you was this?
>>343967950
ask your pajeet friend to please fix the gps
Unfortunately my Pokemon career has come to a screeching halt on account of living in the middle of nowhere. The Professor will have to make do with only Charmander and Jigglypuff being in the Pokedex. I'm sorry Professor.
>need to catch the same pokemon over and over to level it up
the fuck
>>343968295
download it to your phone and use any apk installer from the store to install it
>>343968342
I wish it was me
2bqt again. sigh
>>343968342
Did you fuck him?
I hope I can meet cute guys with this once uni starts :3
>>343967562
Spic here.
I live in a cementery and it's dark outside.
On my way.
>>343968224
>gonna miss out
If you're that paranoid, just wait a couple of days, it'll be out in your region soon enough.
>>343968502
yes, he's still here in my room
>>343966650
Jesus fucking Christ, /v/ is technologically illiterate
>>343968505
they might be memeing you, unless your cemetery is listed on google maps
I can't fucking find a name to use, FUCK
>>343968460
More will probably show up tomorrow.
Got 3 gyms, 2 eevees, a haunter, and a bunch of other shit. Could have grabbed two more gyms, but I want to train up my pokemon more.
>will not work on Nexus 5X running Marshmallow
>no random encounter battles
>Put on pokemon socks
>Tfw pokemon soundtracks on phone
Its time to catch some pokemon ;_; finarry
>>343968608
cute trap! CUTE!
>>343968608
>>343968609
Use pepe the meme frog
>>343968608
FUCK HIM
>>343968608
Tell me you're fucking him.
>>343965942
Not sure if you still having problems but restarting my phone fixed it.
Never had this happen with a game before tho
>>343968224
>>343961981 This is me, The apps working fine, Just walked out to the corner to catch an eevee, realized my gps was off, restarted the app and it became a zubat. Fuck. Anyway, really its legit, go ahead.
>>343968594
Who cares.
Better risk it
Who /teammystic/ here?
Do you just drag the APK file into your phones downloads? What do, tech illiterate.
>>343968608
>find a qt trap
>don't fuck him
>>343962131
wtf i dont get whats wrong with the webm?
>>343968608
This is bait
>squirtle
>squirrel + turtle
HOLY FUCK
>>343968224
IT'S LITERRALY FROM GOOGLE PLAY, FROM THE OFFICIAL DEVELOPER
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN
>>343968980
ask him out on a date
>Failed to Detect Location
WHAT DO I DO
>>343968963
its squirt and turtle idiot
So do the nearby pokemon only pop in the world when i move around?
>Squirtle nearby
FUCK I CAN'T FIND HIM
Look and weep fags
>Pokemons actually chilling on the mountains near my house
>too dark to go there now though
This is too fucking real.
Does it work like the games where certain pokemons only show up during the day/night?
>>343966631
>He dicks grannys
Wew
>>343968980
Shit man.
Yes, and take pictures
>>343957275
>keeps facebook message up for people to see
You know what's really sad?
Not the fact that you are pathetic enough to want to show that you have a message, but, the fact that you don't even have a text message.
When you respond to your mom, tell her that she needs vagasil.
>>343969175
i am literally waiting stopped with the app open and they are coming, looks like pokemon move by themselves
Why's this happening???
By the way I'm on a Samsung galaxy s3 if that matters
>>343969257
wow
>>343969383
You're on a shit tier phone is likely the issue.
>>343959962
What? I live in Japan. iPhones are far more popular.
Is it not compatible with Motorola phones?
Drop the dank incense pokemon come right I'm.
>>343969383
Need android 4.4 and above, that shit look like 4.3
>>343968939
Stop posting. Thanks!
>>343969257
I fucking hate you. I want you to know that.
>>343964692
Now I'm thinking of all the child deaths.
>>343969273
I hope so. Thought I would hate the game mechanics for not being like the RPGs, but I'm actually loving it.
>>343969383
I'm on a Samsung Galaxy S4 Express and it won't even let me download it. Looks like our phones are too shit.
>>343969257
Post the location you caught it at ;^)
>Go to a local ice skating ring
>Articuno
Is this shit normal?
Is it possible to emulate the apk from a PC?
I live in Australia but it keeps saying it can't detect my location despite the fact that the map that I am standing on is clearly my neighbourhood and I can see my street and the turns in it
the fuck do I do
>Receive Oneplus 3 today
>GO comes out
is it fun guys should I play
>>343963120
then leave your fucking house you fat fuck
>>343969383
>>343969598
Nigger, I ran it on a Samsung S3, a bit slow but just fine.
So you catch them, then what?
>failed to detect location
please help
>>343969602
Shittiest state in america:^)
>>343969692
you beat the game.
>>343969605
PROOFS??
>>343969645
no you fucking poorfag. get a smartphone
>>343969734
But I can't find Dragonair here in Oklahoma
>>343957275
Thanks friend.
>>343962518
>I have an iPhone
>I'm not a cuck
well which one is it?
>>343969661
I like it. Nothing like the games, but it's fun collecting pokemon.
I figured out the failed location issue guys
Disable "allow mock locations" on your phone.
Guys this is the view out the third floor window of my shitty third world apartment complex. It's foggy and cold as shit. Should I risk getting murdered/raped/both over the Jigglypuff that spawned out there?
>>343969645
No. The whole point of the game is to actually go outside you fat fuck.
>>343969853
>cuck
>>343969813
The other worst one. The one by the water
>>343969948
she's worth it
>>343970016
California?
Wooo
>>343969948
Worth it, keep me posted
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
This game doesn't feel as much like a game as the mainline series, but it feels more rewarding to catch Pokemon
>>343969948
yes
>>343969948
Do you don't want to be a pokemon master?
>>343966532
Why does your rat have my name? You trynna say somethin? ',:v
>>343969948
You already know the answer. Get out there and catch some fucking pokemon.
>>343969948
Of course.
>>343969692
Take over local gyms and beat casuals
>Live on the East Coast; near where Steven Universe is based off of
>Nothing but Kabutos
>There in my fucking house too
>>343969948
If you have your starter you should be safe enough to enter the tall grass.
I'm Australian and I can't find it on the actual play store.
>>343970131
>>343970089
>>343970092
>>343970072
>>343970049
Fuck you guys. Fuck it. I'm going. I'll post a pic of the Jiggly when I'm back...
POAST YOUR PHONES /v/
>>343970053
Think the exact opposite. Not in terms of location but in people.
>>343970227
This is a good post
>>343969734
so i might find something in south dakota......sweet
shit game
thinks I'm in the middle of the ocean
HOLY SHIT
SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
THE MOST
IMPORTANT
QUESTION
IS
Who's got a fucking legendary already?
POST PROOF
>>343960990
I'm not even from Canada, but, you can't seriously be this stupid.
Let me guess, you think that the U.S is great country too, right?
You ignorant fuck asses need to look outside of your little bubble.
There is a reason why it's only the U.S say shit about Canada and while the rest of the world welcomes them.
Also, cuck porn is always American.
>>343970341
I said it is near water. Fuck. Ill give another hint it is in the south.
>>343970218
Wait were Nidoran girls always that tiny compared to guys? Wow, the fuck?
Is this going to reveal to nearby players that I'm a 32 year old man playing pokemon? I don't know if I could handle that.
>>343970183
Chads would kick my ass
Mostly shitmons around here. At least I can get Pinsir
>>343970429
Dude shut the fuck up
>>343970267
>Last login: 2 years ago 11 seconds
>It's an all names must be unique, no spaces allowed, only numbers and letters MMO.
JUST
>>343970459
yeah, but texas isn't shit. so you can't be talking about that.
maybe alabama or louisana. probably florida. but not texas.
>>343970483
It's okay anon,i'm 26 and i'm ashamed as I walk down my street at 10pm to catch pokemon.
I was going to walk into the woods, but it's 11:00pm here. Don't think I want to get killed tonight.
>>343965396
>doesn't have any cracked appstore
You are an idiot. Sign out of your iTunes account. Make an Australian account. Sign into the Australian account. It forces it into the Australian store and now you can download it. This works for Japanese stuff as well. Sign back into your normal account and resume whatever you were doing. When an update comes out you need that foreign account to get it.
So, do Pokemon evolve? Mega evolve?
Look closely at your maps. There are rustling leaves in some places. I figure they might be sure encounters?
>>343970483
i'm 35 and will be walking around the downtown area of my shit little town after work tomorrow.
>>343970685
They evolve with some type of credits instead of leveling
I am a bit excited guys
>>343970357
Turn on the Location or GPS, anon. It worked for me but I can't walk around for some reason.
>>343970592
>tfw my name wasn't taken
Get on my level nerds.
>>343970740
I don't have any objection to playing pokemon at my age but I'm imagining some "daddy that man is playing pokemon too" shit going on.
>/v/ says mobile gaming is cancer
> Yet is going hype over a mobile game
Literally hypocrites. all of you.
>>343965810
this one?
>>343964349
smooch 'em
>incense only attracts Pidgey and Rattata
>>343970845
was the tentacruel just chilling on dry land?
>>343970896
This is why you shouldn't feed Gremlins after midnight.
>>343970997
It was chillin out on my Steam Link.
Guess someone has to use it.
>>343969558
yup you confirmed it. nothing wrong with that webm. thanks for getting triggered though and telling me to stop posting. i'm sure I will listen to that great advice anon-san
>>343971061
sounds like there's no real environmental significance then, what a shame. there's a colony of seals near me and i'd go visit if i knew i could get a dewgong
new thread?
Help I'm stuck on catching the first pokemon, I can't seem to go near them or select them.
>>343971185
There is. There was a statistical research on the latest beta status by some guys over at Silph Road, and they uncovered that the highest percent of water Poke spawn in cities and places that are close to rivers and beaches. Grass tends to appear on grasslands and for some reason dragon pokemon tend to be related to... golf courses?
Theres no relation with cemeteries and ghost pokemon for now. In fact ghost pokemon make up less than 1% of all global spawns so they are hard as fuck to catch.
>>343971185
I live a few blocks from a river, so that might have something to do with it.
A Staryu just spawned in my living room and I've caught a lot of water types so far.
What do I do with all these rattata?
>>343970896
Holy shit yeah that one. It's literally a fucking ballsack. I don't know what they were thinking.
>>343971419
>tfw ghost types are my favorite
What am I supposed to do? I caught charmander and it told me to go to the nearest pokestop. I opened the app when I was walking near one but I couldn't figure out what to do so I just kept walking. I don't see any pokemon nearby either.
>>343971452
transfer them to get candy
NEW THREAD
>>343971504
>>343969383
>Describe error
That's some lazy programming
>>343971452
Transfer (select the pokemon, hit transfer). This gets rid of it, and "gives it to the professor", but he gives you some stuff for it. So far I've just gotten candy for the kind of pokemon I gave (i.e. rattata candy). So far it's been 1 candy for 1 pokemon
>walk by abandoned hospital
>get 3 free pokeballs
not sure what to feel
It's 11 PM and I live in the hood so I'm not going out tonight. I used my incense in my room, but no Pokes so far. Am I out of luck?
