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Now: Escape Goat 2
Next: Super Meat Boy
Later: Defunct
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
meme indie game block
>humble bundle
>pay what you want
>as long as its over $15
>tfw tired
Indie Block = Shit Block
>>343954861
stop posting this shit webm every thread
>but first
I thought Meat Boy would be fun to watch but this fucking platformer block has killed my enthusiasm.
Will a good game ever be played at normal people time again?
Easily worst GDQ so far
And this is from someone who thought AGDQ 2016 was one of the better GDQs
>>343954861
You need to survive until super meat boy basic lee
is she on the couch soon?
>>343954905
It's for "charity"
>>343954919
dumb weeabooposter
This isn't even that game where you are a goat flying everywhere and wrecking shit, dang, I thought it was that game, can't even remember its name anymore.
>>343954861
I've jacked off twice to this in slow motion already, don't make me do it again anon
>>343954975
She's in my bed right now
>indie games
>>343954975
She's on my couch now
>>343954975
who's mom is that?
IT JUST WORKS
>>343954861
When you stop shitposting
>>343954996
goat simulator
SEXY
WOLVES
>nitch
Are you excited for my game in 3 hours?
>nitch
>>343955115
Oh right, thank you anon!
Got any excuse for why it's empty right now? Should be primetime.
Not only are the games shit, the runners are so fucking boring and lack charisma.. Does indiegames eat their soul or something?
Why do they say shit like "the people who run this game"
I mean lets be honest there is probably one other guy who runs that game.
Greetings from hell, I'm recovering from severe pneumonia and this year's lineup makes me wish I had died in the hospital, save the animals and go fuck yourself
>>343955162
me on the couch, on the left
>>343955186
Huge storms, also everyone is hung over
>>343955186
shit games
>Any of these acts in relation to, but not limited to qualify as harassment:
> Race
> National origin or descent.
> Gender
> Gender Identity
> Gender presentation.
> Sexual orientation.
> Age
> Body size or type
> Disability
> Religious affiliation.
> Citizenship
> Pregnancy.
>>343955162
I would be excited for The Witness.
Braid is just another fucking indie platformer.
This game sure is BAAAAA-D
>>343955186
They'll just say indieshit even though past GDCs it was packed regardless of what was being played
who's ready to fap?
Reminder this kid exists and embarassed himself at the last speedrunning event
https://twitter.com/Nosraef
Is he dead?
Haha dude I bet the people out there can't wait to watch me speedrun Escape Goat 2!
Fun Fact: there is actually a Pinball Games Done Quick happening at the same time, its mainly a POS that gets 1/1000 the viewers but might be worth a laugh, its just guys speedrunning pinball games (google all of this if you don't know)
>>343955308
>/v/ takes issue with the rule stating "don't be a dick"
every time
DON'T BLINK
>>343954762
http://www.speedrun.com/v2x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umiCLAtGFMU
I'm PRETTY SURE it was this, I remember it was at the real nigga hours early in the week. I think it was this.
He even posted a timestamp from AGDQ. Literally just ran the game because no one ran it and he was a shoe in. Started running the game right before sending in his request to run it at GDQ.
THE BLACK DUDE IS FUCKING SLEEPING
>>343954731
so is any of the shit on tonight worth watching?
I like this cali poo in loo runner
>>343955357
He wishes he was.
Hey PS+ fags, is Furi worth getting?
>>343955413
>I think it's gross so it's not a thing
>>343954731
What a cute image.
>>343955413
People do that?
when do the good runs start?
>>343955424
>the event is so bad that it made The Eternal Watcher fall asleep
Holy shit this is actually the new low.
>>343955438
Dead end road is looking good
>>343955413
Really makes you think...
>>343955482
Seems fun and has good music
>>343955413
Wow not even wanting to double doozie. Blowing ass and dick load at the same time is bliss.
Who /asleep/ here!?
>>343955424
Holy shit he really didnt move since >>343955357 posted
>>343955186
GDQ is finally dying, like it deserves for draining the soul out of it
OOGA BOOGA
THICK
>>343955537
They scheduled all the good blocks super late at night and early in the morning for some reason.
>>343955438
Too spooky.
No really what the fuck.
>OOGA BOO
What did he mean by this?
This runner choked in nearly every level, wtf...
>>343955682
unf
>>343955669
B A N N E D
>>343954861
Source of this
PLEASE
>>343955682
I think half is cute...
what games are you most excited for /v/?
Save or kill the animals?
Is this the worst block of a marathon ever?
>>343955424
>>343955567
They really ought to choose more interesting games in the next events. Shit that's actually fun to watch, like the Guacamelee run a few hours earlier.
Escape Goat is actually a good game, but hella boring to watch.
>>343955424
>dadplug
>>343955741
you
>>343955682
Is there anything worse than thiccfags?
>>343955741
Nicole
>runner is a personal friend of the developers
this shit cannot get any worse
>>343955821
Fat women.
>>343955783
momodora just because halfcoordinated is based
>>343955821
yuriposters because they're just ugly trannies
>>343953676
At least tell me R.Whitegoose and the Goldeneye/Perfect Dark guys will be on?
Streets 1:12 'till the day I die baby.
At least Super Meat Boy is on next. I still think I have a couple of IL WR times but haven't checked it in a while. Hope the run is good.
>>343955357
I legitimately started to doze off during this run, but yes he is absolutely dead.
>>343955438
What the fuck is happening here
>>343955741
>personal friends
You've talked a few times, ya'll ain't personal friends
>>343955741
>>343955821
Animeposters
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
>>343955917
You're asking too many questions anon.
How much did the dev donated?
>>343955809
Dustforce and prompt_ were good
>>343956014
6/10
>>343955951
b-but... we're personal friends... r-right...
Will Super Meat Boy be less boring? I'm seriously about to fall asleep.
>>343956014
negative 10 / 10
>>343955917
>umbrellas and briefcases
yurop?
>>343956014
-10
>>343954975
>dyed hair
>quickly receding hairline
every time
>games I want to watch
>times I want to sleep
pick two
Why is this faggot still on stream? He thinks he's entitled to stay on here if he goes underestimate?
>>343956014
indieshit/10
>>343955917
Never seen some gentlemen before?
>>343956048
>prompt_
>good
>>343956014
Mediocre run, game looks cute though.
3/10
>>343956014
I muted it and jerked off to futanari doujins / 10
>>343956014
Vulajin/10
>>343956014
0/10
>>343955567
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>343955438
>giraffe leans in and it cuts out
>>343956090
SMB is ancient
>>343956031
The look of disgust on that nigga.
>>343956031
nice
>>343956090
no
same shit but slippery
>>343956031
lel
>>343956014
solid 7/10. runner carried a boring game.
The room is still empty. Is someone gonna say it's the camera angle again?
>>343956048
So are you the runner or developer of prompt?
>>343956139
patrician detected
>>343956090
Depends on if the runner uses Naija strats.
went for a bike ride during sleepforce
any good games on yet or soon?
>>343955669
Removed and banned.
>>343956164
That didn't answer my question.
>>343956130
you cant deny it was entertaining to see him choke so hard
>seeing yourself in the credits even though you had no idea what that song was for
Huh.
>>343955438
What did he mean by this?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>343956139
got some tastes
Oh my fucking god why does the indi game block suck so fucking bad. These games are all atrociously fucking boring. Super Meat Boy's the only one that might be interesting to watch, jesus tits. Of all the amazing indi games out there, why do they have to pick the worst fucking ones? Why not Rabi-Ribi? Why not Odallus? Hell, even more Shovel Knight. Better than LOL BROOMS THE GAME.
>>343955741
Krystal
>>343955973
She should join the crew
>>343956110
>Demon's Crest 1:30AM
SAKURAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>343956184
>linking a webm
>not just posting it
>no halo runs
But that game is so comfy to watch in a speedrun.
>Ads during charity event
really? this is some money grubbing shit
>Super Meat Boy
>>343956048
Hey prompt_ dev
>>343956139
you've got good taste anon.
>>343956319
BASIC-LEE most Halo speed runs are shit
>>343956406
siglemic please your time is over
>>343956303
>She will join the crew
Fixed.I feel like Oda is setting up another Franky/Pauly scheme with Carrot and Pudding.
>>343956406
heh!
>>343956406
haha I wonder what it smells like.
>dark souls influence
Isn't Momodora a BR game?
halfcoordinated is the coolest guy in the scene
he's like the cool older brother who would sneak you half a beer
idc what /v/ thinks, i love this fucking game. it's everything i like about precision platformers
insta respawn was genius
>>343956319
i'm with you anon, i'd kill for a halo 1 speedrun with based goatrope
>>343956259
A live Naija run would genuinely be interesting, but if it's just another normal run it'll be nothing special. I've done these runs myself plenty of times and it eventually just becomes muscle memory, but doing well as Naija consistently is much, much harder.
Would you buy this?
>>343956090
sleep tight, pizza.
>>343956486
he's like a puppey that just loves videogames
This guy is cute
>>343956447
I looked this up recently and it's not nearly as great as I remember it being
>>343956406
LUL
is PJ and Mecha running Battleblock Theater with Stamper announcing the only times an indie game run is good?
>>343956526
Nah, it looks like a rush job. I mean, the manufactorer even forgot to do the mouth.
Danny B makes such good soundtracks, it's such a shame he's suck an asshole that edmund won't even talk to him.
Jesus these dudes look stereotypical af. I want to punch them both.
>>343956526
>this is the catform from an upcoming speedrun
thats the fucking pokemon cat from first gen
>>343956139
Can you give me a link dawg?
>>343956526
i'm an occasional /toy/fag but I never bothered with plushes because they take up too much space
18" Gypsy Danger takes up less space
>>343956526
A knock off Meowth head on top of a Persian body? Sure, 'd buy it because I'm bad with money.
that goat game was pretty cool imo
am i the only one? runner was pretty clear too
>>343956164
most of these events are games from 20+ years ago (that are, for the most part, still incredible), what's your fucking angle?
Was the guy who ran bioshock ban?
>>343955669
>>343955754
>>343956270
Wait, is "ooga booga" seriously banned in Twitch chat? What other phrases are?
Oh hey a runner that isn't a pussy that plays on easy.
>>343956631
Reminder that Halfcoordinated is paralyzed on one side of his body. Do you want to beat up a cripple?
>>343956670
le poo in le potty meme. It was bad because pol memes :D
you mad?
>>343956294
I was for playing that game
>>343956294
Dr Fetus is a hard working father, trying to protect his daughter from the rabid maniac that is Meat Boy, having to expend an ever increasing level of spending, potentially forcing him into bankruptcy, to build complex levels and traps to keep this lunatic away from his daughter.
>>343956654
I kinda feel sorry for girls with small tits
its like being a guy with a tiny dick
>>343956654
holy shit, she is really goddamn cute. Name?
>>343956670
Dustforce and Goatgame were good. All this other indie shit is trash tho
>>343954948
Trying to stay awake/engaged for the Meat Boy run but this block is fucking shit so far, except the SecksWrecks run.
>>343956723
Cringe.
>>343956670
Escape Goat is a decent game but the run suffered greatly from being part of this block. Meat Boy will be the same.
>>343956505
>tfw you grow up from this garbage
>>343956753
what happened?
>SO YOU WANT IT AS HARD AS IT CAN CUM
Banned.
I thought somebody said this "uncoordinated" guy was based. he seems like as much of a sperg as the other indie game runners
>>343956736
>playing on hard mode
>one handed
>jerking off
>while fighting off AGDQ staff
Can't wait.
>>343956763
Except that there are a shitload of guys that prefer small tits.
Almost no girl prefers a small dick.
>>343956648
I don't have links for you. I download everything so I can gander at fat anime dicks on the train/subway when there's no cell service.
>Reach out to developers to tailor their game for one-handed deaf speedrunning omnigendered xirs
>>343956774
>she
>>343956447
What would an HTH speedrun be like?
>>343956465
Challenge doesn't equal Dark Souls influence. Momodora has nothing to do with DS.
Goddamnit
>>343956505
Me too anon. I'm still working on some IL runs but Latedog's times are usually utterly ridiculous on most levels. This is probably my favourite game as I love precision platformers, I don't care what other people say.
>>343956848
he's just really nice, loves videogames and above shit like drama and memes
holy shit that girl has huge biceps
>this literal begging for money
pathetic desu
>>343956763
>everyone can see your flat chest
>no one will see your micropenis
>>343956862
>while fighting off AGDQ staff
Literally the easiest thing out of that list
>>343956739
Yes, treating people differently because of disabilities is weak as fuck. Have some respect for them and treat them like everyone else.
>>343956905
Have you seen the actual gameplay?
PURPLE HAIRED SEX KITTEN IS BACK
WHO ELSE IS HYPE FOR MEAT BOY??
AM I THE ONLY ONE?
>>343956593
it's honestly really fucked when you go back and look at ANY furry content from like the late 90s - early 00s, i.e. 'all we had to work with if you were into it before the mid-00s or so'. stuff i found amazingly hot is almost universally complete garbage. I can't fathom how I managed.
>>343956593
It's been how many years? And it's still not up and running?
>>343956763
You can fix small tits
>>343956747
literally what are you even trying to say
>>343956184
>okiyo
why the FUCK are they playing jumper two again
>>343957042
I can't fathom how you manage not to kill yourself.
>>343957006
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
This soundtrack is godly
>>343956873
upload it to mega or something
please
when is battleblock theater, their runs are always entertaining
He's playing this with KB? I couldn't do that shit, I have stupid fingers or something.
>>343957146
i also enjoy 12 year olds making armpit fart noises
>That one GDQ Meat Boy runner who forgot to turn off Steam notifications and was showered with funny group invites.
good times
>>343957296
(You)
>>343957003
I've played multiple of them, yes. You slash monsters and it's tough, but nothing in it made me think "this is so Dark Souls".
>>343957314
>"forgot"
>>343957117
do we need to have the "literally everyone here is a furry except the one guy (you) who shitposts about them and samefags" conversation again, anon
Who's the guy in the middle, he's on the couch during doom isn't he?
holy fuck he's flying through everything so well
>Ape escape
>people type Trihard
>get banned
These queers hate fun
>>343957201
It? Dude. I haven't got the time.
>TriHard escape is a banned phrase
OK - survey
Did you play with a keyboard or a controller?
>>343957092
What's wrong?
is this nigga playing meat boy with a keyboard
Super Meat Boy run looks and sounds great. I love hearing the click of his controller.
I hope you guys don't poop on this game like you do to all other games.
>>343957442
PC games are meant to be played with a keyboard. None of that controller faggotory.
>>343957387
you can too if you practice
>>343957442
controller
Why is the rooms o empty?
>left-handed acrobatics
What did he mean by this?
>>343957491
Jumper Three is great!!
>>343957442
got all achievements on the X360 version with a pad ages ago
why must people (i.e. twitch chat) make memes out of literally everything now? that isn't what memes were supposed to be about!
who /left handed/ master race here?
>>343957358
He got pissed off because of it, it's safe to say he forgot
>>343957553
>>343957516
>controllerfags
your playthroughs don't count
>no battleblock theater this year
kill me
>>343957497
One of the major advantages of a PC is the ability to play with either KB+M or a gamepad depending on which works best.
>>343957497
Not necessarily if it's multiplat like this.
>>343957570
why must people (i.e. /v/) make memes out of literally everything now? that isn't what memes were supposed to be about!
>>343957497
>Super Meat Boy
>PC Game
kek
>>343957643
Thank shit. I'm sick of the Stamper laugh track.
What's the most entertaining genre for speedruns
it took me so long to get used to fan physics
>>343957643
>3 hours of memes and forced humor
No thanks.
>Le Suburb Meat Boiii XD!
Fucking reddit tier garbage
>>343957643
>wanting that piece of shit to be ran
>wanting to see people laugh at literally anything a dev says
Where is the 3 hour 100% glitchless battleblock theater run with the dev and his hilarious friends
>exploit glitch
>audience bursts into clapping
>no battleblock theater this year
Does anyone know what ever happened to Cosmo Wright? Seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth.
>>343957763
2D indie pixel platformers
>>343957841
If it was up your ass you'd know.
Edmund has literally never made a good game.
>>343957924
Anon...
>>343957924
>he doesn't know
This is boring as fuck.
>>343957924
who?
THICK
Where are the races? Those are the hypest shit.
>>343957924
John Numbers beat him so hard he sequence broke his DNA.
>>343957924
He decided to speedrun his slow descent into insanity and inevitable suicide.
>>343957951
Isaac is good.
>>343957965
You're boring, fuck you.
>>343957509
of course. i'm just impressed at how well he's completing these levels.
>>343958000
banned
>>343957965
Fucking end yourself.
>>343957924
Were you in a coma for 5 years?
>>343958042
Edmund pls
>>343958025
Why do furries get brought up a lot during these Speed Runs?
Is this an in community meme?
>>343957763
games that aren't specifically designed to be speedrun or played quickly. games that make you say "i didn't know you could play that way"
>>343957924
>post in bottom page
>thread auto updates for me
>see instantly 6 replies
kek have another one
>>343957991
Very good
>>343958025
>cropped
why even? go hard or go home
>This boring runner playing super meat boy and not witwix
>>343958025
What did you mean by this?
Kind of a shame this run doesn't showcase the character roster.
>>343958118
autism, speedruns and furries go hand in hand
>>343958025
Sonic '06 is tomorrow
>>343958162
haha yeah needs more MEMES and whoring for donations
>>343958162
Did Witwix ever play Super Meat Boy? I thought he was famous for Boshy.
>>343958206
they should do a run with 8 bit runner
>>343957713
Stop copying what people say on here, you little insecure piece of shit. Answer the fucking question instead.
>>343958025
Because human male feral female is superior
>>343957924
Jon FUCKING Numbers
>>343958118
Sonic speedrunners are on the same autistic level as the people who write and draw pornographic fanfics of it. Of course there'd be some crossover.
>>343958118
>>343958213
Anime comes along as well, it was so autistic it got banned
>literally indieshit until Midnight CST
At least then we get Contra III. Might be fun to see someone's who good at it, right?
>>343958025
They're running Sonic '06 this year
best thing to come out of this year
>>343957991
im gonna bury my face inbetween those thights
>>343958269
I think they should do a Super Meat World run where they play through all the featured chapters.
World 3 is objectively the best world. It's modeled after Chicago iirc
>>343958313
Touhou isn't anime
>>343958351
wtf
>>343958260
Boshy and meatboy have the same mechanics really. I'd rather have an established non-cringy runner than some boring random
Also witwix would gain more money for charity so thats a BIG plus.
>salt level
>/v/ gets salty
PODDERY XD
>>343958296
Stop copying what people say on twitch, you little insecure piece of shit. Answer the fucking question instead.
>>343958405
http://kotaku.com/is-there-a-3ds-charger-in-the-house-1783115563
>>343958021
JOHN. FUCKING. NUMBERS.
>>343958351
Fucking genderfluid faggots
>>343958351
>updated the article with correct gender pronouns
You could have prevented this, /v/.
>SMB is from 2010
>it was 6 years ago
Holy mother of christ. How did time go so fast?
guys is cosmo running "cut off your dick"%?
whats the WR?
>>343958407
witwix is a fat faggot that is a bigger sellout than trihex.
>>343958025
>/co/ characters
>>343958351
explain? didn't watch this section
>>343958330
>>343958238
What about male human on female anthro?
>>343958351
Holy shit
SGDQ really is a tranny convention
>tfw cumming in my super meat plush
this is greatest game ever made
>>343958482
he identifies as a girl now
>>343958516
You sick pervert
why is this allowed in a PG game?
>>343958561
>it
>>343958351
>Hi, I’m EeveeSpirit, and I just want to clarify one thing. I’m fine with you posting this article, but I am a trans-woman, even though it may not look like it. So could you kindly fix the pronouns you use?
I fucking hate this community. Why does speedrunning attract so many mentally ill people?
wait, holy fuck i'm an idiot.
i never thought to try out other characters during levels i was stuck on.
This guy is actually killing some hard strats.
>>343958703
There are other characters?
>>343958502
>Everquest is 17 years old
>Goldeneye 64 is 19
>Super Mario 64 is over 20 years old
>the average male dies in the West at 76
>>343958504
Wait so because witwix and trihex got popular = sellout?
God I love retarded /v/ logic.
>>343958724
who cares speedruns are boring!
>>343958351
Does this mean all trannies are autistic speedrunners?
>>343958351
>>sees who wrote it
>>Mike Fahey
>>laughs for a hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEiccW5l4Q
>>343958676
>I am a trans-woman
>even though it may not look like it
>>343958758
there's like 20
>>343958025
Post sauce.
>>343958407
They really don't. Meat Boy has no shooting or double jump. Boshy has no wall jumps or sprint.
>>343958660
me rn
>>343958703
same
>>343958791
no retard
cause they went from speedrunning to playing super money maker and begging for money
btw witwix's gf is a whale
get rekt kiddo
>>343958676
There are weirdos in every community anon
>>343958791
witwix is a massive sociopathic faggot who manipulates his retard fans to give him cash constantly
>>343958676
Correct response would have been to switch "he" to "it".
>>343958676
>an Eeveefag is mentally unwell
No surprise there.
>>343958691
>>343958569
Why is there only one Pokemon run this year?
When is Werster coming back?
>no touhou
>no super marisa world
>no double spoiler
where did it all go so wrong
>>343958982
I thought that he was rich on his own.
Although he also somehow knows celebrities.
Do people only like this game because they were 14 when they played it and actually somehow got a sense of accomplishment and nostalgia from completing a few levels?
>this run
MAD SKILLZ
>>343959028
HE'S THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST
>>343959028
never werster is out
>>343959028
Werster is perma-banned for calling trihex a nigger to his face.
>>343958025
post the full you cocktease
>>343958932
Wait you're telling me they can't play other games!? Once they speedrun they are BOUND to speedrunning for all of eternity, if they even THINK about not speedrunning for one god damn stream they're a sellout?
You are sheep just copying what /v/ tells you lmao.
btw you have no gf and anime doesn't count.
get rekt kiddo.
>>343958791
Kill yourself
>>343958982
>wrx
>shitty color
>ugly rims
yep, more money than sense
>>343958982
>meme cars
Disgusting.
>Speedrunning SMB with a keyboard
>>343959060
nouveau riche if anything
>>343959018
Do not shaggi the Bagi.
>SMB
yawn
>>343959053
Touhou is too triggering to normal fags. It will never be in a run ever again.
>people are still getting baited by this tripfag
You guys will never learn?
>>343959202
DELETE THIS
>>343959127
someone link the sylux stream
trihex and witwix (both end with x, ironically) are sellouts that use their idiot fanbase for money
unfortunately they are too stupid to realize it.
>>343958793
Y u here?
>>343959197
She wanted it
>>343958660
>>343958860
please keep posting kittens it's too late for me to sleep now so i'll have to pull yet another all nighter since i've got work in a few hours and kittens are keeping me happy and awake
THEY'RE RUNNING GIMMICK?
GDQ = SAVED
>>343958982
>>343959060
>>343959171
>witwix just turned on his stream
comfy mario maker
Any "my wife's son" donations yet?
I thinkwitwix is entertaining
>>343959171
>taking pictures of your meal
is he a girl?
>>343959325
I did at one point, but eventually you see he doesn't care about what he's doing and is just in it for the easy cash
>>343959323
Yeah, from a guy named Christopher Poole
>>343958982
Source of these harsh accusations? If not then you are making up shit.
>>343959028
source
>>343959325
your taste is objectively shit
it's just a cancer circlejerk stream, aka kripp/forsen/etc chat
he isnt even good at games, why do people watch?
>>343959323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWlFPq7Z40
who else
>trying not to fall asleep
>>343958786
>20 years
>20 FUCKING YEARS
I remember opening up the Mario N64 bundle not that long ago. Where did the time ago
VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC VAC
This game is worse than autistic.
>>343959350
Yes
>>343959323
That joke stopped being funny once you faggots ran it into the ground.
>>343959463
I miss moot
I fucking hate this boss
>>343959171
>well done Wagyu
cute
>>343959295
le epin meme cringe haha
>>343959486
If it helps I am turning 30 in a few months and the years flyby in what feels like 2-3 weeks from childhood.
>>343959450I also think Kripp is entertaining
>>343959486
Like tears in the rain.
>>343958846
oh.
my.
god.
>>343959427
any of the /srg/ oldbois will tell you how he used speedrunning as a means to get famous
>>343959541
He made it look like a joke
Why is this artstyle so repulsive?
Well this run isn't so bad
>>343959526
ur wife's son still thinks it's funny
>>343959606
oh I understand now, you're 12.
xD memes SWAG SWAG SWAG
go watch trihex.
I heard Toby Fox was here earlier?
>>343959752
Donated earlier
>>343959752
who cares
>>343959752
yes I'm Toby Fox and I was here earlier
>>343959752
A tony fox was here, yes.
>>343959752
Yeah he donated $1000 to save the animes
Was she worth it?
>>343959689
What's wrong with Kripp?
his videos are very informative.
>>343959752
Yeah he made a donation then we called him out for being a complete scam hack that didn't deliver his kickstarter tiers for Undertale and bailed with the $
>>343959752
nah that's a lie
>>343957314
>that one GDQ Meat Boy run where the devs were dumbfounded by a strat the runner used
>>343959752
well there were plenty of foxes posted during freedom planet...
>>343959880
>he doesn't know
figures
>>343959880
>implying hearthstone takes skill
>>343959880
he's another sellout
I dont care if you make money but if you are a sellout you're objectively a trash human being
>>343959595
I'll be 25 in September and time already goes by too fast. Past couple of years just kinda blurred together but that's because my life got really boring and stale.
Maybe the time just goes by really fast since nothing eventful happens and I just kinda end up lumping everything together with no real sense of spacing.
>>343959872
I'd let her bandage my meat.
>>343959752
yeah I posted here a couple of times
>>343959872
Yes.
>>343959924
I haven't played heathstone in a few months, so if something happened with him I missed it
>>343959463
wew
>>343959953
>my life got really boring and stale.
Maybe the time just goes by really fast since nothing eventful happens and I just kinda end up lumping everything together with no real sense of spacing.
Maybe you're right, I haven't left my room since 2001 so every day is samey. I wake up, eat, jerk off, play games, sleep.
>>343959921
Post more, I've had blue balls since the freedom planet run
>>343959880
He completely sold out. Old Kripp was super informative and a real gamer, but now he's as fucking casual as they come.
>>343959976
>>343958676
Here's how I imagine it happens
>lonely loser in school
>plays excessive amounts of games as a means of escapism
>hear all this talk about trans people and how it's okay to be different
>start thinking maybe that's why you don't fit in, start identifying as one
>suddenly people start giving you more attention and you keep deluding yourself this is what's right for you because people are afraid to tell you you might have some mental issues that you need to sort out
>threads are not comfy at all and moving too fast
>meatboy is alright, but all of the other runs tonight have been boring dogshit
>>343959949
Kripp is objectively one of the least sold out casters on Twitch.
He doesn't have donation notifications and only mentions subscribers in a batch every other game with a stock message. Unlike every other big streamer who takes five minutes to thank every single subscription and $1 donation.
>>343959897
Which one senpai?
>tfw you will never be a speed runner
>>343959463
>my wife's son
hah.
Also DAE quit Super Meme Boy at Rapture? Shit just got too hard for me.
>>343960109
>Dustforce
>boring
/v/ is fucking dead to me
>>343960110
No one likes brain freeze
>>343960070
it sounds like ur jealous of his success
What are you favorite memes speedrunners say?
My #1. is
>harder than it looks
>>343960143
He is cucked by blizzard and plays a game he doesn't enjoy for 8 hours per day
>>343960110
qt girl in that pic
>>343958351
These events are good at reminding you that you could've turned out way worse and maybe you're not that bad after all.
>you will never cuddle with bandage girl
is there a worse feel?
>>343959262
How are they sellouts, please inform me.
Reminder: Someone is not a sellout just because they got popular and started earning more money
I know everyone here are edgy teen hipsters that hate popularity but popularity doesn't = sellout.
Kripp is good at his game, isn't cringy, and is very informative.
Trihex and witwix have comfy streams and are very funny.
>>343960174
It means I'm spanking it to Braixen/Delphox.A fennekin is fine, too
>>343960245
I'd kill for his 12+ hour streams of D3 and PoE again.
>>343960110
Brain freezes.
>>343960246
this part is RNG
>>343960334
>Tripfag.
>>343959921
>>343959921
What is this pokemon called?
>>343960245
it sounds like ur jealous of osama bin laden's success
>>343960150
AGDQ 2013
>>343960418
loli fox witch
What the fuck does "Orangey" mean and why does everyone say it during this shit?
>>343960445
>headshotted by swat in a designated shitting street
>success
pick one el lo el
>>343960390
Your point is exactly?
I use a tripcode so I can't back off from my opinions, I have to defend them.
>Bloodborne speedrun
>"Oh boy my dick is hard"
>Pre-patch Bloodborne a.k.a. dupefest filled with skips and almost no fights
ban time?
>>343960334
did you see the sylux stream where trihex got lectured by everyone and he still didnt understand?
the guy got used by a girl for $1000 ffs
he's an idiot
both streamers sold out cause they gave up on what they were known for just to play super meme maker.
they dont give a shit about anything but money.
>>343960528
neck yourself
>>343960334
It's because hex = 6 and wix is a misspelling of wicks, candles have wicks, a star of David has six points and you have a candle for each one, wit is a skill of the Devil and tri = 3 which means that Jews are the Devil and you're Hitler of the Third Reich
>>343960536
he still succeeded in what he wanted to do.
which is what you will never do
>>343960578
should have seen the demon souls run on this event
literally could not keep watching after the runner had to run through 5-2 for the third time
>>343960578
Go watch a playthrough on youtube or something faggot. Speed running isn't about playing the game, it's about getting from point A (The beginning) to point B (The Ending) as fast as possible.
>>343960570
You could do that as anonymous if you weren't a weak-willed faggot.
>>343960578
Didn't last year the guy go overtime and didn't finish?
>>343960585
>streamers are NEVER EVER allowed to get tired of the games they play and move on to something else
>streamers are NEVER EVER allowed to have fun when playing games that are popular with viewers
t. /v/tard
Good run but runner was meh.
Still my favorite platformer ever.
B O S S
O
S
S
FINALLY now on to less shitty games
>>343960727
>projecting this hard
Finally this borefest is over.
>>343960578
Actually being good at games is too much pressure for the poor runners.
Have gimmicks instead.
Hope you're looking forward for ebin one-handed speedrun soon.
>>343960865
oh? what's next?
>>343960513
Moar
HOLY FUCK CHECK THE SHEDULE
THEY JUST ADDED UNDERTALE
>>343960880
haha, no.
Solid run.
Run would've been great if the runner was a bit more enthusiastic.
ENOUGH OF THE INDIE SHIT
its nice to have a runner that isnt constantly trying to deliver incredibly shitty jokes the entire time
>>343960585
I indeed watched the vod. He had actual obligations he had to attend so he couldn't do the 24 hour stream.
He did not get USED he wanted to genuinely help out a friend, the guy he was skyping with said he did a similar stream to earn $600 to help a guy out, was he being used too?
They changed interests, people watch their streams not for their high action gameplay, but because they are FUNNY.
There is nothing wrong with them changing games, they aren't stuck in the past like you /v/tards are.
>>343960830
I'm so sorry for you.
deaf grapes xD
Time for shit games now, peace fags
>>343960739
>5-2 for the third time
I'm glad I missed it then.
Why can't they just let us see the goddamn endings for these games? Is the desolate audience cam really that important?
>death grips
the fuck?
>momodora isn't next
>>343960867
Nott him but wow you got destroyed.
>>343960929
Only decent part of that game is the Hero Undyne and Sans boss fight and a few of the songs.
>>343960727
>You will never blow up 2 buildings, nearly destroying the entire American economy but definitely setting it back 15 years, causing the entire freedoms of the US to be rolled back AND changing air travel forever.
>THIS IS ALL BAD FBI
>>343961024
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>Bacon worship
>>343960578
>He thought the the player would swiftly hack through the levels like Dante meets Kratos or some shit.
You had 3 Games beforehand to learn what Souls speedruns look like, you have nobody but yourself to blame sonygger.
>>343961032
>samefagging this much
new
>>343961065
>>343960813
you're an idiot
>>343960979
trihex is as smart as he is black.
regardless, he sold out. he gave up on yoshi to sit and beg for cash all day via mario maker.
>>343960979
>their streams can turn to shit because retards like me will keep watching
Good to know.
>>343960991
kill yourself bud :)
>>343961027
>weebs think this is quality dialogue
>>343961135
lol nice try
>>343960759
They could have tried to make it more interesting to say the least, even if the pre-patch is the fastest way it is also the most boring speedrun.
And seeing that the intent is to not only speedrun but to raise donations i believe a post-patch run would be the most entertaining but still doable for them.
>>343960798
Yes, that shit was hilarious for that reason, despite the entire run being sleep inducing.
>>343954731
summer
girls
done
quick
>Doc tours without boar doors
>>343961328
>what is photoshop
>>343961257
Been considering it many times, but I don't think I'll ever be brave enough unfortunately.
>>343961159
>you're an idiot
OH DAMN SON
YOU FUCKING SHOWED ME
TOP-QUALITY ARGUMENTS RIGHT HERE
CALL 9-1-1 'CAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED
>>343960929
I wish.
>pay what you want bundle
>you get nothing unless you pay $15
>>343960979
>I indeed watched the vod. He had actual obligations he had to attend so he couldn't do the 24 hour stream.
kek he said he didnt want to miss a gym day
>>343961448
the point was that they sold out
you seemed to have missed that
is staying for DEFUNCT worth it?
too much tongue in his mouth
>>343961486
>pay what you want bundle for the same old shit we've seen time and time again
>$15 minimum
they're not even hiding it anymore, are they?
>>343961159
So in your opinion he should play Yoshi till he ends his life? I loved those runs back in the days but seriously stop being so butthurt about it.
>>343961271
No, actual weebs hate that game for not being made by japanese people
>>343961794
I dont care what game he plays
but its obvious as fuck he only plays mario maker cause it makes money
he isnt even a speedrunner, he's a walking meme at this point
>>343961842
>SUKEBAN GAMES is a game circle founded by two Venezuelan mahou shoujo, kiririn51 and IronicLark.
he gets it
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