SGDQ 2016 - Brutally Difficult Platformers Block
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Now: prompt
Next: Escape GOAT 2
Then: SUPERRRRR Meat Boy
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
No casuals allowed in this thread
Why was this shitty game added?
>three "hardcore" minimalistic indie platformers in a row
What were they thinking?
>Watching this run from the Orlando airport as we speak, it's so cool to finally see the kirby hat on stream Kreygasm. Good luck on your run Chaos and tell me more about the event when you're back in Chitown. This is going to Kill The Animals.
NICE FUCKING PIXEL INDIE PLATFORMER LET'S PLAY
Reminder you can check donations here: https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2016
>>343951517
someone on the committee has an indie pixel platformer fetish
hello?
>this everything
This is somehow even shittier than dustforce
Western games were a mistake
Jesus christ this dude is bad
Why is this allowed
>>343951517
They said they were going to sprinkle in some terrible games
I guess that also meant they'd sprinkle in some equally terrible players
>catching up with Amensia speedrun
>in the middle of the run they use the trick you've discovered first ages ago when Amnesia TDD was just released
feelsweird
/v/ is THE worst place to talk about 2d platformers. the only games you like are
>nintendoshit
>n++
>dustforce
This is horrible.
FUCKING SAY SOMETHING
so uhh so I umm so uhhh
This fucking guy isn't even good at this shitty indie platformer#32313
Who else grouchy here?
The Super Meat Boy run is gonna be a good antidote for this bullshit
HAHA NICE DEATHS FAMILIA
So we can all agree that PC gaming was a mistake, right?
Am I the only one hearing like two songs being played at once?
seriously this block is really cringeworthy with dustforce being an exception.. how come all the biggest autist flock to shitty indie games?
Wake me up when the pretentious memegame block ends.
The retard uhhh finally shut up.
>that silence
Love the music
>>343951616
UHH
UMM
>100,000 people are watching this trash
I'd be embarrassed if I were the developer/runner.
Is this game vaporwave?
What runs do we have to look forward to?
I'm having a hard time coming up with something positive to say about this.
>7 indie platformers left
I just want to watch contra
>mfw this retard goes 10 minutes over estimate
I should develop a minimal platformer.
>>343951593
I want to become Suzuka-sama's servant.
>>343951403
Who /I'lltryinthenextsemester/ here?;_;
>Music is the best part of the game
>no commentary
>two faggots sitting in the back jacking off
>fucking so boring they have to play music to kill the silence
WHY IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED
>>343951585
Because they're good. Not your shitty low effort platformers.
Protip, anyone can do a shitty minimalistic platformer.
>this music
>having to explain to your parents why you waste 16 hours a day playing a game that looks like tetris from 40 years ago
>no monkey ball this year
>>343951585
2D platformers are not exactly a diverse and expansive genre. There's a reason 2D platformers were some of the earliest games ever made - it's because they're so simple. The medium has evolved.
>>343951694
you're just not patrician enough to understand true aesthetic
Embarrasing.
so...
>that voice volume drop
KEK
kind of interested in seeing escape goat because i heard good things about the first game and never considered it a speedgame
>The jumps on this level are tighter than a twelve year old
BANNED.
>dude finally shuts the fuck up
>wow suddenly not dying as much anymore
>>343951757
gonna watch meat boy and sleep until the sonic block
>SO
>UH
>THE
>UHM
>another retro indie 2hard4u game with "minimalist artstyle" and instakill spikes
That game that was 2 games ago literally had you playing as the glitched Meat boy sprite.
There's barely any commentating this is boring as fuck.
>you're supposed to go over it
>but under it is faster
IT'S THE SAME DISTANCE YOU NERD
>>343951865
Are you up past your bedtime?xD
Did he just say that?
I seriously hope that this game isnt being sold on steam
didn't realize speed running involved restarting each level 10 times
>Hi! I'm actually new to SGDQ and I'm discovering a lot of games I didn't know about and they look awesome. You're doing a great job guys. Save the frames, kill the animals!
If I can make your entire shitty indie game in Mario Maker then it shouldn't be run at a marathon.
Why didn't you guys kill PC gaming when you had the chance?
Now we have to suffer
That black dude in the couch is straight up dead.
i would literally go insane after playing this game for 1 minute
GUISE IS THIS FLASHGAMESDONEQUICK?
LOOK AT THIS SPEED
>>343951923
Say hwat
They really needed to spread this shit out, feels like they have been showing the same game for a few hours now
>>343951925
http://store.steampowered.com/app/366590/?snr=1_7_15__13
Whats the WR for this trash?
seeing this jumping block die over and over sure is thrilling
>>343951927
Imagine if this guy was going to donate $10 for every time he died. They'd get their million in no time.
>>343951995
it's pretty fast desuat restarting
>>343951920
it's 2 am and I'm fucking tired.
Can someone explain how there's RNG in a platformer?
Why isn't I Wanna Be The Boshy here this year? It's like the only entertaining brutal platformer
What's the best run so far?
This is fucking embarrassing, last time this fucking game gets played at GDQ
>>343951403
>prompt
>virtual scanlines
>virtual screen curvature
Worst than playing an actual pong game on an oscilloscope.
>>343952075
he's just bad
Why does he call everything RNG? Am I missing something?
>>343952032
>4,99€
Why
>>343951925
It's only $2
>>343952075
The spikes rotate apparently.
>inb4 he goes over estimate
>>343952032
I would rather eat $5 than buy this piece of shit.
Compelling.
I can't believe this is the game this asshole chose to speedrun
he spends hours a day perfecting (or trying to) this shit game that no one cares about
>>343952075
It's how they can avoid blame at fucking up.
>>343952073
ditto and i've got work at 6:30
i should really get some sleep while i still can
why must i torture myself so
>actual good games are in the middle of the night or early in the morning
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>I could be playing games right now
>im watching this shit insteadwho am i kidding i aint watching nor would i be playing regardless
if he goes over someone shoot me please
>>343952075
if you step on the spikes you die
it's extremely different from other platformers
it even has a doublejump
>>343951585
>people only like good games
Jesus fucking christ
>>343952075
the spikes don't have square hitboxes, but uses their sprite, which changes
He's just bad at timing
SOMEONE JUST END HIM PLEASE
>time will be called when I
>die
This fucking nigger.
JUST KILL THIS RUN ALREADY
>calling his victory
>immediately dies
top kek
Taking bets on mercy kill
FUCKING WREKT KIRBY FAGGOT
CHOOOOKE
>>343952081
Because Witwix stopped speedrunning and nobody else wants to play Boshy.
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
Who's idea was it to put this shit in a prime time slot? Save it for 4 AM to 11 AM.
>this game
>this run
My fucking sides
They mercy killed it
>>343952075
The spikes are switching from vertical to horizontal really fast and those hit boxes also switch with it so he's calling it RNG when it's really just timing.
THat fucking death at the end ahah
>twitch doesnt even give a fuck anymore
AMAZING RUN BRAVO NOLAN
>>343952287
you win LMFAO
why is the room so fucking empty?
AHAHAHAHA
THE CHOKE
THE STREAM DOWN
EVERYTHING
rip
>>343952161
i bet the guy playing is the developer, how could they fool someone with that 4,99 pricetag
>>343952032
>It is minimalist, it is retro, and it is very, very hard
wew
>>343952284
u got it
>>343951403
ACTIVE SHOOTER ON SET
YAY!
His run was so bad the stream died.
Thank god they just ended it.
>almost finished
>dies
>then stream dies
BAN THIS GUY
Did he seriously just miss the final jump to make time?
Can't these faggots at least practice their games to the point that they get deathless runs consistently?
did stream die
Game looks legit. They guy doesn't seem good enough to make it worth the time, though.
>>343952284
or the entire stream kek
RIP
Looks like even Twitch couldn't handle this game Kappa
and the stream died before the run was killed
>mercy killed
How embarassing.
>stream just fucking crashed
this is beyond perfect
TWITCH HAS PUT AN END TO IT FOR US
They mercy killed it.
F
>game so shitty the stream dies
I'm sure that's on someone's bingo card.
DED
>run was so shit someone pulled the plug
>>343952235
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I'm in fucking tears right now.
He got to the last spike and died, and the stream instantly goes down.
>mercy kill
>>343952352
its orgy porgy time
Jesus fuck
>runner is so shit the stream killed itself
This run was so bad Twitch killed itself.
>>343952369
It's Caveman isn't it?
>>343952361
are we talking about the game or my dick
ayyyy
RIP SDGQ
thank god it's over
His fault for saying TIME and activating the automatic stream kill
M E R C Y K I L L
If you haven't played this game, don't fucking judge it.
Just tuned in and the stream ended
Update me on this runpls
CHIBI JUST RAN IT WITH A BOMB
CHECK THE NEWS
>>343952562
Fuck off
The game and run was shit
>>343952410
The game looks like generic shit I could have played for free as a flash game
I'd rather just stare at and old MS-DOS computer than play this shit.
>>343952562
I just saw the entire game. It's a joke. There are thousands like it. For free, too.
I honestly feel really bad for this guy
>>343952530
I guess he really did have bad RNG
>>343952562
Where do you think you are, pixelshit dev?
>>343952530
lol did his PC die too?
>>343952552
RESIDENT SLEEPER
>>343952595
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343952562
>if you haven't had newt gingrich arm shoulder deep up your rectum, don't judge it
>>343952530
Sure. Power fluctuations.
>>343952562
>le minimalistic block game
>jump and don't hit the spikes so original XD
>>343952591
it was shit
>>343952591
it's shit
>>343952530
>HAVE A MARATHON EVENT IN A VENUE WITHOUT A GENERATOR
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
Who Toby Fox here?
>>343952562
People here have already played games like that.
>>343952591
He kept dying a shitload & the stream died on the final level.
>>343952562
This is one of those games you can tell exactly how plays by looking at it.
>meme platformer block
So bad the stream commited sudoku.
BLM has been contacted
just give me momodora
>>343952595
yfw Chibi and the Crash runner from last year teamed up to take down the GDQs
>>343952535
YASUNA IS MY WIFE
>>343952591
Pixelshit platformer.
Runner died so hard the stream died too.
CANCER WON
A
N
C
E
R
W
O
N
So what was worse? This guy being so bad that stream is kill, or the other guy running NSMB 2 who didn't charge his 3DS?
>>343952591
So uhm... the.. uhhh.. runner died over and over.. uhmm and uhm.. the game looks boring as fuck.
Uhhmm..
>>343952562
I don't need to play it to see its a copy of super meat boy where they couldn't get a graphics artist
>>343952552
So resident sleeper is a guy who fell asleep during his own stream?
>>343952694
long live the king
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>343952591
>Guy playing "unique hardcore platformer" #357
>dies constantly
>uhhh
>sorry
>couch is dead
>about to call time
>dies
>stream dies
>>343952607
>>343952630
It's sort of a recent new genre, stupidly hard indie platformers. A lot of people appreciate it, guys.
>>343951565
Fuck you nigger Dustforce is great.
HARRO HARRO YOO AAA ELECRICTY DAOON?
>>343952694
Bless you, child.
>Form now on I'll try to donate this much every time I turn on the stream. Keep it up guys and let's hit $300,000 tonight! Kill the animals. >:)
>>343952562
I played the game and currently hold the world record after my very first run. I speak for all of us when I say the stream died at just the right time.
Cringe is back on the menu, boys!
>>343952792
He fell asleep during a resident evil marathon or something
>>343952696
>>343952754
>>343952796
Why did they have to cut the entire stream to mercy kill it though.
Does anyone have a list of banned phrases the Twitch chat modbot tracks?
I got a thirty-minute timeout for "MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee", and I hear that "cringe" and "triggered" are similarly banned.
>>343952761
Nah, that's AGDO.
The US Airforce bombed the event because it's funding ISIS.
>>343952530
I hope it's not another fire.
>go to brush teeth real quick before he finishes
>get back
>stream dead
What the fuck happened?
>they paused it
Fucking disgusting.
back
ITS BACK
WE ARE BACK
oh god he was waiting for us
>THEY FUCKING PAUSED THE GAME
Jesus just end it
>He's still playing
FUCK
Sooo....uhmmm....
NOT OVER YET, BOYS
LMAOOOOOO
http://steamcharts.com/app/366590
http://4mat.bandcamp.com/album/prompt-ost
At least the OST doesn't seem as terrible as everything else about the game.Barely
>it's back
>he still hasn't finished the level
This is by far the worst GDQ yet. What an absolute snoozefest. Fuck this garbage, I'm going to bed. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
anyone want some Keys?
>>343952747
wow is that true
I hope you have a happy life together
>>343952942
oh my sweet fuck
who dis thicc asian
Throwing a donation out there to help fix your internet.
Donation goes to Defunct since it's the first incentive on the list that hasn't been met.
>>343952859
Jedi Academy run. Look it up, it was a fun run.
THIS DOESN'T COUNT HE WASN'T AT THE END WHEN THE STREAM CUT OFF. I CALL A DO OVER.
let's be honest that this last jump is complete bullshit
http://steamcharts.com/app/366590
He is literally the only one who plays this game.
>>343952871
that never happened
>>343952672
I think it's pretty clear from the last moments of the stream that it was pretty lacking in energy.
>this fucking run
>oh good time
>tfw minneapolis was a mistake
That was it?
>>343952942
Is the runner the game dev?
>>343953007
gee, what gave it away sherlock holmes?
What a coincidence that the stream came back on just as he was about to finish...
>61 deaths
>"speedrun"
>>343952942
THICC
H
I
C
C
my sidesa
>>343952942
wait a minute, that pool...
>oh look I was conveniently right at the end of the game when the stream came back
>>343952942
gross
61 x 5
whatever that is, that's how much of this nigger's pocket change he's gonna have to pay just because he wanted his meme-run in
>>343953003
HAHAHAHA
>>343953003
There's a lot of those
>>343953020
savage?
>>343953003
>24 hour peak
>1
This was just an advertisement for this literally who game
Fat diabutus afraid of the sun, might think lions are out there looking for him.
>>343952859
Watch the Jedi Academy run from the other night. It was probably the most entertaining run so far because the runner was upbeat and actually having fun.
>>343953020
Ok that was pretty good.
>>343953007
Then why is there a video of it??
Fucking finally what a train wreck
>>343952942
post more of that thicc slut
Did he give up?
>>343952942
lmao 2 all time peak
can't make this shit up
>that empty crowd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
>>343953038
>Gaylord
>internet fucks up
>no full allowed
>$251K on the 3rd day
WEW
>I've had more
>>343952942
Does the dev just afk in his own game until his power goes out?
>>343953096
I was actually a bit interested in this game until I saw it played.
>>343953137
not only that, but he was also really good while having fun
>>343952942
>>343953003
That's both hilarious and sad at the same time.
(Twitch User no. X). There is my contribution! C'mon Twitch there is only 16 donations of 5 bucks on the board. Let's continue that donation train!
And by the way Twitch CHAT ... You should Serious-LEE donate ... Ming Lee
>>343953038
>gaylord
>>343953096
ayyyyyyyyy
>>343953096
>24 hour peak
>its the guy running it
>playing on easy
>61 deaths
>>343953003
>Someone approved a speedrun that 2 people play
I thought all speedrunners were amazing at their own games, but it turns out there is a huge powergap between speedrunners.
You just can't compare this guy to the Dustforce run.
>>343953159
He's speed running Prompt. He gave up a long time ago.
>>343953096
>all-time peak being the runner at some point
>>343953003
>i-its a world record!
>22 hours played
what the fuck are these people doing
>>343953003
hahahahahahahahaha
>all time peak
>2
jesus fucking christ, so either it's his game or his friend made it
what is this nepotism bullshit and how did this get a slot?
>>343952942
>>343952983
chouzuki maryou
>More indie platformers
>>343953196
>all-time peak: 2
>2
>TWO
Is this for real? Jesus Christ.
>>343953175
>no full allowed
explain
>goldfish manages to wake up all 7 people in the crowd
Time for goat
Why do they have a big hall for the audience
when there's never more than 15 people watching?
you're streaming speedruns
you're not rockstars
pls stop
>>343953003
Hahaha oh wow.
>nigger announcer
>asks for a louder WOO
>there are literally less than 30 people it the room
D E A D
E
A
D
>>343953137
>actually having fun
But fun is banned
>this "hype man" on the mic
Do people simply not understand how fucking stupid and annoying it is to ask a crowd how they're doing twice?
>>343953096
what the FUCK
>>343953007
Wow good job anon-sempai, bet you feel real smart now
I want Mega Mare to get a run.
That wasn't even a joke
>>343953287
brb time to take a fap break i guess
she have any ass pics?
Even the MC has caught the "uhh" bug
>>343953256
You cheeky cunt.
>>343953003
>2 people have played this within the last year
>>343953003
but how
>>343953003
Did they not do any research about this game before approving it?
Did he fucking suck Mike's dick?
The banter is real
Doctors without Chortles?
What?
>>343953096
2 all time peak
does this mean only 2 people ever played this game?
>doctors without chortles
what?
>it's the diversity couch
Also, is this event dead? It's 7:15 there and the room is empty
>>343953003
I made a joke at the start that he was the WR holder because no one else plays that shit game
it's kinda depressing that I was actually right by accident
Did you guys get the DLC?
>>343953327
-It's the start of the week
-There's more to the event than you see
-Why would most of the crowd turn up for zelda shit and indie junk?
i like this announcer
>>343953038
>goodhue
ELLO GUVNA
where did they get this cockney douche?
>>343953003
>8 all time peak now
damn
sgdq is good advertisement
quadrupled his userbase
>>343953103
Did you not pay attention? They let him start from before the last jump due to the stream/whatever going out. It was paused before that.
>>343953410
>>343953420
Doctos without chuckles you niggers
>>343953320
You will be removed and banned if you enjoy yourself.
>>343953429
I got it promptly.
>>343953429
>DLC
my sides
>brit announcer reeling in banter
Who would've guessed.
This caster wants some go'za
>>343953412
It means only 2 people have ever played it at the same time.
>>343953003
>Spiked to 8 players in the last month
this was just an advertisement wasnt it
>>343953420
Do you not know what a chortle is you uncultured swine?
This event is so dead
Wait, has DS dad upgraded to vita dad?
>>343953358
That's why you gotta sneak it in after dark.
>>343953424
it's been like this all day. GDQ is dead
>>343953196
>>343953096
better and better
>>343953487
oh, I thought you actually mean they were no longer allowing full venues, which would explain why it's completely fucking empty right now
those SGDQ shirts look neet but ive already bought a few in the past
>dont wear in public
>>343953429
It's just the soundtrack for free
u wot m8
>>343953003
>>343953462
>>343953429
>>343953493
I can't fucking take this
>>343953509
I know what it is, it just wasn't a pun at all.
>>343953003
This kind of shit is why GDQ's are a fucking joke now.
Why fill a slot with this bullshit when there's plenty of other runs that are more deserving?
>>343953003
ITT: games that only you played (literally)
IS GDQ dying?
the games keep getting shittier
runners keep getting more awkward
crowd seems smaller and smaller
point out crowd was empty last night
>Dude it's midnight no one is watching
Point out crowd was empty this afternoon
>Dude theres more to do than this marathon
Why is the crowd empty now? This is what happens when you frown upon fun, This niggas heads got too big and booked a venue far to big than people wanting to watch this shit.
>>343952942
Good lord, that's some extreme case of THICC
This fucking audience is sad, wasn't this room full at previous events?
>>343953196
>>343953096
I think steam broke, can other people check if this is happening to them too?
remember this shit from last year?
this is almost worse
serious question, has the AGDQ/SGDQ hit its peak the past year or so? why cant they fill out 1/4 of the seats during "normal" time at the venue?
>77,000 viewers
>25 people with seating for 150
>and they are 500 yards away from the couch
They know how to fix this.
>>343953473
Hello SGDQ staff
>farmer commentator
pretty good
hoyp
>>343953548
That run quadrupled his install base.
Fuck you, SGDQ.
>>343953548
He sold 6 copies!
>>343953373
Needs another YSG ecco run.
What the fuck is this line up tonight? Every game is fucking trash.
UHH
UHH
UHH
UHH
Where's all the fun well known shit
Yoshis Island Trihex
Ecco Blueglass
Wester Pokemon
Cosmo Wind Waker
Zero OoT
Scatman Mario 64
>>343953620
triggered
>>343953327
It fills up with the meme games/OOT. Thats what they use to market this.
>>343953602
Well crowds do shrink when you keep banning more and more of your population size.
>>343953252
>meanwhile Battle for Bikini Botto always gets denied.
what a world.
>iceplug and hafu on the couch
HOW CAN ONE COUCH BE SO BASED?
MAXIMUM OVERCOMFY
>>343952871
I'd run into an inferno to save a felyne too
>>343953626
No one wants to watch these shitty games
>>343953617
hating on a game if it sucks is fine
but hating on it because its unpopular is just sad
>>343953603
Because it was literally who playing literally what.
>>343953620
is that the one with really shitty graphics and was freeware?
>>343953591
>now.
This happens every year fag. A guy from /srg/ did it earlier this year at AGDQ. Literally the only person that had ever run a game.
>>343953610
They're all fucking each others girls anon. It's orgycon
>>343953548
Good goy! GDQ became a marketing center.
>the best thing I've ever done in my life is get to play this videogame for you
they're not going to get anywhere near $1M at this pace
>one of the best things i've done with my life
>>343953638
nothing
>>343953493
I hate you.
>>343953550
Oh wow, I didnt notice my typo until just now.
Nah, it's empty because everyone got removed and banned.
>speedrunning/GDQ changed my life speech
please no more of these
>>343953668
It's a Tuesday, obviously the lineup will be shit. Wait until Friday for the good games.
Love, D.va!
>>343953668
ooo cynicism
how cool
>>343953710
Smug bitch.
>>343953710
Too bad its wasted on more indieshit
>>343953524
Everyone left cause 4th of july weekend is over. The only ones there are NEETs now.
>>343953676
All banned
Have any world records ever been broken at gdq? If so could I get a link?
>>343953373
is he attending this year?
>>343953626
They banned more people than they have chairs.
Clearly the solution is to ban the chairs.
>>343953626
2014 was its peak.
Would you accept a pony clone of Mega Man over this?
>>343953626
because they:
1. Insist on holding the event in the middle of nowhere
2. Charge for admission for no good reason
3. Hate fun
Oh shit he's explaining what this "boost jumping" thing is, everyone pay attention.
This is what they're putting in the primetime slot???
>>343953493
High DEFINITION BANTS
>>343953626
Maybe they should tone the event down so that it doesn't look this bad.
FFS, just play your shitty indie platformer so we can get it done.
>>343953602
Eventually they're going to crush themselves under their rules and a new event will start up with all the people they banned.
>we are witnessing the resault of knitler's holocaust
>>343953676
>Cosmo Wind Waker
>>343953676
>cosmo
Who's this Cosmo person? Narcissa doesn't speedrun.
>>343953620
>remember this shit from last year?
I'd rather not.
>>343953617
DID THIS GAME JUST GO ON SALE? the NERVE
>>343953845
Yes
>>343953635
Someone's blind
The fuck is this shit now then
>Vulajin
Nope.
>>343953603
For what it's worth, I'm right outside the twin cities and this storm is fucking brutal. Can't believe any niggas in they right mind would've gone outside during the past three hours or so.
This actually looks fucking awesome.
Why does /v/ shit on everything pre-emptively?
jump jump jump the game again
>GOat
fuck everything
>no one posting more of that thicc asian
>>343953813
one was literally broken today, co-op splinter cell blacklist
>>343953804
it's published by doublefine
>>343953845
If it is good then yeah.
>>343953676
Trihex is jewing on Mario Maker.
Blueglass I'm not sure is even allowed to stream because he's too fun.
Werster has barely turned up since the nigger incident.
The last 3 all take fucking forever to run because the organisers insist on only allowing the glitchless or 100% runs. Cosmo has gone mental and I dunno about the other two.
Hey it's the guy that plays all the shitty indie games!
>>343953813
That block jumping game just now probably was. I doubt there even was a record for it.
>>343953848
>charge for the event
how much is it?
>he has a slight lisp
Now that you've noticed it, you won't be able to unnotice it
>more indie platformers
>>343953676
>Ecco Blueglass
>Blueglass
Removed and banned.
>>343953863
Hell, it's already starting in some cases.
You got ESA gaining steam, the American version of ESA being made, and online marathons being more popular too.
>>343953987
So its just shit
>>343953954
>puzzle platformer
>not automatically shit
>>343953954
It's a good series with great music. Still haven't beat 2 yet.
>>343953845
It would be more entertaining than every run so far.
>>343953954
le hate gaem meme
>3 2 1 goat!
>goat has a square hitbox that gets caught on the tiniest edge
>>343953620
But he got a world record!
>>343953676
>Got lazy isn't even really a runner anymore
>Not there for some reason
>Banned
>A tranny and doesn't want to go into public
>Gone
>Gone
The sweet days have passed us by, there's no storm it won't stop.
>>343953954
it looks like a fucking newgrounds game what are you on
>more indie platformers
Terrible desu. Back to Neptunia.
>>343953676
Wider audience
Family friendly show
Is this the shitty indie platformer block or what?
>>343954040
It's not developed by them
I believe that's
>>343953932
>>343953845
Yes
>>343953980
EdoBean? is she done?
>more indieshit
>look at the schedule
>indieshit for hours
I guess they're trying to get me to be constructive with my time
me on the right i am maximum comfy
>>343953813
Whenever any WRs get broken at live events they're always either irrelevant games and/or irrelevant categories.
I think that splinter cell co-op run was a WR and not even the runners cared.
>>343954072
(You)
>>343953854
This shit should really be graveyard shift. Fuck even Klonoa is in graveyard, but that might just be because caveman is running it.
>>343953660
Actually when you consider one of those players was the dev it septupled it.
>>343954092
that's exactly what it is, yes
>Check Schedule
>Everything is complete shit until 12:40
Why is this game in every GDQ
>It's a Vulajin episode
Why even live
>that fucking lisp
>>343953980
fuck off retard
go to >>>/s/
>>343953848
>2. Charge for admission for no good reason
All the money goes to charity. How do you think they pay for the room fuccboi? Magic? Kindness? Hotels are just dropping conference rooms that usually cost 100-1000 bux a night on them for free?
Ha ha ha ha.
>>343954103
Whatever
>>343954019
Seventy fucking dollars. I'm within a half-hour drive of the event, but like hell I'm paying that much dosh to watch shit I could see better on stream.
>>343954132
Are you the nigger?
>>343954019
$70
Not including the rather intense costs of staying in a hotel for up to a week. Also no food included in that price
>>343953954
It looks alright.
>>343954076
>Back to Neptunia
That's even worse.
>>343954120
super meat boy should be good, in the same way dustforce was good
>>343954008
>Werster has barely turned up since the nigger incident.
tell me more pls
>>343954137
Oh I see. I was mainly hoping to see if a notable game's record had been broken
>>343954109
The timer was paused right before the last jump, it's obvious they let him redo it.
>>343953626
It's because they look down on having fun and booking a venue too big. I don't know why they think their audience is going to grow if they keep banning fun.
>tfw want to order shirt
>canada post might go on strike in the next month or 2
JUST
>>343954132
halfcoodinated is too cool and intelligent to come to /v/
>>343954205
And they never charged for an event before, right?
Don't they get discounts for hosting for charity?
Is this event run by Jews now? It seems like games are just being advertised.
>>343954213
no i am the guy with autism shoes and asperger jeans
>>343954186
ah he's all right
>>343953676
>Trihex
Gave up running, milks Mario Maker
>Blueglass
Banned
>Wester
Banned
>Cosmo
Tranny
>Zero
Gone
>Scatman
Gone
STOP THIS INDIE HORSE SHIT AHHHH
haha dude you're a goat so original and funny lmao
>Look ma no hands
>>343954076
>Nep
You're the last person to talk about quality games
>>343953676
>Yoshis Island Trihex
Sellout who went to Anime Expo instead. Also he's a sellout so it wouldn't have been fun if he speedran and would have most likely gone over estimate.
>Ecco Blueglass
Didn't show up either.
>Wester Pokemon
Banned forever
>Cosmo Wind Waker
Caught a deadly form of Transitis. Isn't allwoed in public (unless he's in a bubble) cause it's contangious and easily spreads.
>Zero OoT
>Scatman Mario 64
Who? Also didn't care/didn't show up.
>a somewhat decent runner
finally
>>343954350
That would actually be better.
>>343954008
Werster was banned in 2015 for stealing hotel keys. The nigger incident was in 2011 and he wasn't punished for it because it was during the late-night bonus stream after the event had ended.
>>343954350
>horse shit
It's a goat retard
haha dude youre playing a video game so original and funny lmao
>>343954331
when you can't move half your body properly I'd imagine you'd want tome easy to put on comfy clothes
>>343954281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=(googleson)XcBbE3t6cLA
>>343953626
>>343953848
gamesdonequick.com/rules
>Any of these acts in relation to, but not limited to qualify as harassment:
Race
National origin or descent.
Gender
Gender Identity
Gender presentation.
Sexual orientation.
Age
Body size or type
Disability
Religious affiliation.
Citizenship
Pregnancy.
It ruined itself. Id rather watch a random anon streaming.
>>343954408
poo in loo
>>343954450
Goats are just smaller horses, asshat
Is this runner going toBlow it?
At least they're getting all the pixel indieshit out of the way, right?
BASIC LEE
>>343954281
he said fucking niggers on stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>343953762
I hope sooner or later they realize they're alienating alot of people by banning fun.
They dont allow meme donations, no awkward fuck ups, nothing. It's just sterile and boring.
They think they're attracting potential donations by being "professional" but they're not.. Their audience is the type of people who like when runners just chill and have fun. I dont know exactly what type of person theyre trying to attract here.
>frame perfect dash to hit that
>actually its fairly easy if you practice
fuck you shitskin poo in loo already
>>343954345
Just tired of him doing the same 2 games again and again
"""""""""""henry""""""""""
>>343954448
Oh man I thought that was way more recent, time and memory are fucking with me again.
haHAAAhahaaHAAAAhahAHAHA
Anyone else hate Vulajin? I mean sure it's less painful than the previous run but I find him so obnoxious
>>343953620
I want to fuck that woman.
>this run is shit
>fuck it, I have Sonic 4 for some reason, I'll try that
>this game requires java to run
fuck my life
>>343954490
>Gender presentation.
does that mean i could just whip my cock out?
>>343954448
Correction, the nigger incident was in 2013.
Still, that doesn't change the fact that he was banned for stealing hotel keys, NOT for saying nigger.
>>343954329
Fairly sure that they've always charged for admission
Also, it's the indie platformer block, what did you expect?
>>343954450
>goat
It's a fucking moose, dumbass.
why do they keep doing indieshit platformers
>>343954605
He has literally 0 charisma and I've taken up my issues with him personally in the past
>>343954481
based, ty
reddit is shittng on that last run
So did anything happen to that guy playing bioshock?
>>343954660
it's the indieshit platformer block, anon
>>343954118
I fucking hope so, bitch can't even read.
I'm done guys. I can't take this indie shit anymore.
>>343954519
he would have been 100% perm IP banned from twitch if he did that today
>>343954698
good
>>343954681
personally?
>>343953743
what game?
>TFW you missed all the runs of the entire day and still didn't miss anything
FeelsSmug.jpg
I'm actually pretty underwhelmed at the FPS block this year.
No Races
No Quake
No Half life
No Goldeneye
>>343954519
He said niggas not niggers
new
>>343954731
>>343954660
its the shill hour, fucking way to ruin the stream
>>343954519
Based Werster telling it like it is and hating fucking niggers.
>>343954789
>weebsaw577 "i'm japanese now cause I went to live in japan for a few months xd"
I don't like this game. It's too zoomed out, the camera doesn't follow the goat, and the level design looks like spew. Random puzzle blocks spewed out onto a canvas.
>>343954490
>i can't make fun of germans or canadians at gdq
>>343954752
I have spoken to him and explained to him the specific reasons I believe him to be a huge annoying faggot
I'm fully torqued right now bros
>>343954806
fuck off nigger
I dont care for these games
Wheres Isaac, Gungeon, UT, any recent shit that people actually played
Anyone know where I can watch past runs from this years event?
>>343955020
search reddit
This is something I'd waste two hours with in miniclip and then completely forget
Why would anyone ever consider paying money for this
>>343954963
>Hey Vulajin?
>Ya?
>You're a huge annoying faggot
>Ok.
>>343954806
i believe he actually said neggas
>>343954448
>Werster
Why can't I find any info on the hotel keys thing
>>343955020
It's on Youtube
>>343954628
>does that mean i could just whip my cock out?
If you look like Cosmo does right now, yes. If not then check ur privilegde fagget
>>343954519
Well, it was for a good cause, though.
He did nothing wrong desu
>>343955121
The criticism was a bit more nuanced than that but yeah basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
Where is he?
>>343954963
sounds autistic
>>343954932
Actually, you can make fun and harrass anyone as long as they're white and male.
>>343954709
Executed in public for using a save state in a marathon.
>Race
Makes sense.
>National origin or descent.
Makes sense.
>Gender
Makes sense.
>Gender Identity
Going too far.
>Gender presentation.
What does this even mean.
>Sexual orientation.
Makes sense.
>Age
Makes sense.
>Body size or type
Fatties deserve to be made fun of.
>Disability
Makes sense.
>Religious affiliation.
Makes sense.
>Citizenship
Makes sense.
>Pregnancy.
I dont fucking even.
>>343953676
At least tell me R.Whitegoose and the Goldeneye/Perfect Dark guys will be on?
Streets 1:12 'till the day I die baby.
UNGA BUNGA!
>UGABOO
What did he mean by this?
OOGE BOO
>>343955721
>>343955729
Ancestry showing
>>343955542
For some reason "family status" or whatever is a protected class in a lot of states. I used to work as a leasing agent and you couldn't ask people if they had kids, if kids with them were theirs, and you couldn't tell them if other kids did or did not live in the community.
>>343955721
>>343955729
where the white wimmin at?
why did he say "thank you so much" to the $640 donation? this event doesn't see any of this money do they?
fuck these nazi mods for banning the minglee memes
>Special thanks: Tim Schafer
>>343955937
are you retarded? he's thanking her for donating to charity you dip, and in the process keeping the event alive
>>343955937
it just magically keeps growing every year
