>the pope owns undertale
>literally confirmed god-tier
Apologize.
How much money did toby make from undertale?
He hasn't played the game yet
>>343937437
>Honored that some old faggot who worships a magical sky bully touched your game
>>343937437
kek
>>343937437
I hate the Pope even more now. Fuck that Marxist piece of shit
>>343937561alot
![Dog-poop-1000px[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Khx9SGN.jpg "Dog-poop-1000px[1].jpg")
>here, it's SYMBOLIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8St9oOnkGU
>>343937437
I was expecting the other pope
if you were going to meet the pope what game would you give him
>>343937689alot is not a word
Is Undertale a good video game?
>>343938280
yes
>>343938020
Metal Gear Solid 3
>>343938280
Yeah it's pretty good. Better than a majority of indie games but it's not the best. I'd say it's in my top 10 list of indies.
does the pope have a steam account?
>>343937582
And he's probably not going to play it at all. Pope got better things to do.
>>343938541
Yeah 2 would probably go over a religious guy's head.
>>343938280
No you're a fucking idiot if you don't share the same opinion as Neo-/v/srsly though its good although I'd look at reviews to see if you'd like it.
>>343938280
No, its a tumblr/neo-v shill game. Literally everyone that praises it here joined in the last 2-3 years
>>343938280
If you're from Tumblr, a bulldyke SJW or a liberal faggot with aids - yes, undertale is a good game
>>343937626
>Marxist
First time using English? Words are hard.
>>343938772
Prove it.
>>343938280
yup
i like LISA more though
>>343938280
It's one of the most polarizing games in /v/ history.
there are physical copies of Undertale? Did he hand the pope a flashdrive?
>>343938772
Been here a decade. I loved Undertale. Suck my dick.
I'm listening to the soundtrack right now.
>>343937593
>magical sky bully
>>343937437
By that logic if you give the Pope the SAW collection as a gift, it means he is a splatter film fan?
>>343938943
Steam code. Are you brand new to digital media?
>>343937437
What if the Pope likes it, how it will it affect us Catholics and 4chan? Catholics makes up the largest portion of religious believers on 4chan.
>game glorifies homosexuality
>thinking the pope is gonna play it
yeah okay dude
>>343938280
Absolutely NOT
>>343938020
Halo
>>343939089
There's a difference between acknowledging something and glorifying something. If anything, it heavily satirizes it.
>>343937626
He was given that game as a gift.
And it is not unprecedented to give games as a gift. For example Obama was given The Witcher 3 as an official gift.
>>343939073
so he gave that ancientass dude a piece of paper with a bunch or numbers and letters on and expects that the dude will be able to figure it out?
The Pope is too busy sucking on sand nigger dick to play it though.
>>343938280
Yes
>>343938054
According to steam spy the game sold 1,717,447 give or take 30k copies on steam.
Knowing that the game was funded on Kickstarter and was mostly a one-man effort we can assume that Toby makes mostly pure profit on it.
Since Steam takes 30% of sales revenue from the game, and the game has an average price of $10, it's safe to assume TobyFox profited $12,022,129
That's right. The furfag with music skills that made a pixelshit game with a decent story made 12 million dollars.
Where's your game /v/?
>>343938020
Binding of Isaac Afterbirth
>>343939268
Man, they must have really hated Obama.
>>343939089
>Thinking Pope Francis doesn't glorify homosexuality himself
>>343939269
Yes. That is literally how it happened. He walked up to the Pope, handed him a slip of paper with cryptic letters and numbers on it, gave him a wink, then walked away. You fucking nailed it, dude.
>>343937437
>underfuccbois still trying to shill their game
The chain of events is so absurd
>matt somehow met the pope
>he gave him a videogame
>it was undertale
>matt "steven after not surviving" pat met the most important religious figure and gave him undertale
>a game released one year ago represented USA
>but hey its just a thoeri, a gayme teoroo
>>343939007
It's true. I'm not even an atheist fedora, but abrahamic god is a fucking jealous faggot. He's pretty much the "that kid" of religion.
>>343937437
>Game Theory
>Matpat
>>343939612
>matt somehow met the pope
You make it sound like there was some secret meeting. Millions of people have met the pope.
Has any videogame ever been official endorsed by a major political or religious figure?
I mean, if the pope comes out and endorses fucking Undertale, or if Obama comes out and endorses Witcher 3, that would make the game unprecedentedly popular, wouldn't it? How would you even be able to argue that a game is bad when it's literally the only one endorsed by a fucking pope?
>>343939401
>Here you go Holy dude
>this is a game called Undertale
>it's really good, use that code on your Steam account
>>343939321
>decent story
Sorry, but undertale falls in the same category of story telling as the Twilight Saga.
>>343938280
It
>is extremely short
You can finish it in an hour, but it has padding in form of "secrets" like hidden dialogue and other shit that's not worth wasting your time over.
>has shit characters
Autistic skeletons, tumblr fat dyke anthropomorphic furry bait and whatnot. Absolutely disgusting.
>decent mechanics
But the difficulty is nonexistent except for select few bosses.
So, basically the game is shit, but you can kill everyone in the game, and that's supposed to make it good except it doesn't. It's a meme game. Maybe an interesting speedrun, but absolute garbage casually.
>>343939615
>I'm not even an atheist fedora
Then why are you talking about something that you clearly know nothing about?
>>343939684
Yeah but id need to suck the whole vatican's uncut dicks to even touch the pope
>>343938280
It's a good game that neo-/v/ is threatened by.
It was also supremely overrated for awhile. Thankfully it's died down finally
>>343939747
and it made 12 million dollars. Why can't you do that anon?
>>343937437
>give the pope five nights at freddys
>he has a heart-attack and dies
It could have been worse.
>>343939798
Millions of people have touched the pope. I think you're out of your element here, and don't have information.
>>343939798
>uncut dick
You sound upset, anon.
>>343938280
It's a game where the most vocal hatred is based on it being >>343938772 "tumblr/neo-v shill game"
When the only criticism you see is a fucking slew of buzzwords and baseless accusations, it's safe to say it's worth giving the game a go.The game is pretty good. There is legitimate, but almost unseen due to all the buzzwords, criticism about the battle system being way to easy for its bullet hell style, though some bosses ramp up the difficulty the average enemy is far too easy, and hard mode was never implemented beyond the first area.
>>343938280
It's good, anybody lamblasting it as the worst game in history are the same people who sperg out and make 10 threads about feminism whenever gone home is mentioned.
That said, the fanbase is one of the worst things that has ever graced the internet. It's fucking toxic cancer. It makes the Sonic fanbase look like a goddamn rehab center.
>>343940027
I am upset i cant suck the pope.
>>343937437
>pope plays game
>people find it digging through the popes trash the next day
>MFW
>>343940073
>i-it's a furry game! You dATE THE ANIMALS!
>YOURE NOT A FURRY ARE YOU!
>>343940207
>you can physically throw Undertale in the trash
since when
>>343939846
Twilight sold even more, what's your point?
>>343940246
you can date animals in undertale?
>>343937437
LOLing at all the Underhate in this threads. We can do better than this, /v/.
Fellow Undertalians will know what I'm talking about. We have had a long (and unnesessarily dramatic :P) history on /v/, making great progress in achieving recognition for Undertale.
However, over time it has become clear that we face two enemies in gaining a broader acceptance and acclaim for Undertale: Underhaters (people on /v/ who just "don't get it" *smacks forehead) and "neutrolls", those who lack the determination xD to bring Undertale to greater heights and gain it the recognition it deserves.
While it is true that we have gained a fairly good deal of recognition and acceptance for Undertale over the past few months, I can't help but feel that are progress is flagging somewhat. We can do so much better, guys! We need renewed DETERMINATION! You have to remember what makes Undertale special FOR YOU. You have to remember why you chose to be an Undertalian in a first place--whether that was crying when goatmom died, finding quiche under the bench, meeting Temmie, or seeing Asriel hug Frisk.
All in all, what I'm saying is: in the end, it comes down to you. Talk to your fellow Undertalians. Talk to me. Renew your energy and accumulate support. It doesn't happen without us, and it doesn't happen without YOU, one by one, each and every Undertalian. Undertale has only barely breached 1 million sales. It has so much further to go. The sky (or the center of the Earth if you like :D) is the limit!
See you underground,
MettatonStar76
We're gonna have a good time through 2016, into 2017 AND beyond!
>>343940606
I don't have a point. It made this one single guy 12 million dollars and he didn't have to invest a single cent.
>>343940751
I love Undertale, but I hate you.
>>343940785
He had to invest a lot of time. Are you saying your time is worthless?
>>343940785
And 10,000 indie developers attempt the same every year only lose money, make one or two instantly obscure games, and quit the industry forever.
Success is visible, failure is invisible.
>>343940716
nope.
>>343940716
no. That's the joke. The game was advertised with 'you can date the monsters!' But you can't date anyone as the game isnt a dating sim
but people who havent played the game use it as an argument against the game since they saw it in the trailer
>>343940902
Don't lose faith my fellow Undertalian. Undertale hasn't even sold 2 million copies yet. We can do better.
>>343940907
When it's completely paid for by kickstarter: Yes.
>>343940934
That's what I've been saying. People will shit on this game and say it's terrible, but it made a shitload of money because he sold it to the right audience.
>>343941091
That makes his time worth what he raised through the Kickstarter. You apparently don't understand the word "worthless".
>>343941091
People make money doing some kind of dirty shit all the time, and that's what Undertale is. It whored out the underground of free indie games for shekels.
>hey, I know, let me steal everything from every free underperforming cult classic and then sell it to special interest groups for $10
Toby is a good businessman.
>>343941357
>both games have flowers
>both games have animals
>both games make a Kool-Aid Man joke
DEAR CHRIST IS NOTHING SACRED TO TOBY
The funny part is that the Pope is already a huge faggot, him playing Undertale wouldn't change much
>>343941507
The game is called Undertale. He didn't even try to hide it. Say what you want but that's pretty fuckin' gross.
>>343941357
>Cave Story underperformed
Nice meme, and that image is fucking stupid too. The only thing that remotely would fit is the Boss Monsters = Mimiga.
>the pope
>having anything to do with God
I want cannibal pagan cult Catholics to leave
>>343941607
If you can't see how Flowey's laugh and psychotic nihilistic personality was inspired by Kefka's laugh and psychotic nihilistic personality, you're a fool.
Same how that lesser doge is Longcat + Doge.
Same how Flowey makes a trollface.
Same with how Burgerpants is actually Spaghettipants (He drops his burgers = He drops his spaghetti! Get it? XD)
Same how the goats are mimigas straight from Cave Story and the name of the game is Under Tale aka Underground Tale aka Cave Story.
Same how the game rips samples straight from Earthbound.
Same with how "anime is real" comes from "Ron Paul will make anime real"
Same with how the game uses stereotypical stock characters and then makes them lesbians so somehow they're original when they'd be tired crap otherwise.
Same for how Froggit is Pepe.
Same how the entire game is cribbed from safe pop culture memes, YouTube animal videos, and safe well-regarded video game nostalgia references slightly rearranged to pander.
>>343941606
>main character goes underground for an unknown reason and needs to escape
OH MY GOD TOBY FAUX PLAGIARIZED THE HOLE GAM E.
>>343940092
>one of the worst things that has ever graced the internet
The fanbase is pretty damn cancer, but you're a newfag if you think this is as bad as it gets. MLP reboot fanbase was worse than this. Memes going mainstream was WAY worse than this. And if you think Sonic's fanbase isn't more cancer than Undertale's, drawing the vilest of furry porn all while buying the shittiest of games and defending them to the death, you're extremely delusional or extremely sheltered.
>>343941589
>>343941690
>Damn the pope how dares he to tell Christians to do as Jesus said and be kind and generous, grrrr
>>343941778
>confronted with obvious facts
OMG ITS OBVIOUSLY TRUE BUT TOTALLY TRIVIAL HAHA SO FUNNEH WHEN I MOCK IT XD
SJW detected.
>>343939758
Seems like he pretty clearly understands what's what. You, on the other hand, seem confused and scared that someone is talking ill about your safety net.
>>343937437
>Thinking the Pope plays video games.
Oh no, not >>343941740 again.
You always show up with>>343940751 so I'm assuming you're the same poster trying to rile up /v/.
>>343937593
>>343941848
Bowing down to globalism and Muslims is actually destructive to the religion.
That's why Islam is growing like crazy and Christianity is on its way out. People aren't attracted to weakness and compromise.
>>343938280
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>343938020
VTMB
>>343942057
>le globalism
When you read this you know you're in for another weird peek in the twisted /pol/tard mind.
>>343941690
>being a non-catholic Christian
We look down on you lol
>>343937437
>Catholics follow the word of a "holy" man
>Said man plays a degenerate as fuck game
>Catholics are now more hypocritical than protestants
loving every laugh
>>343939321
You are not counting taxes on that. That's direct income to toby, so I'm sure he would be in a higher tax bracket with that. That'd be like 25-30% of his total income right there. Not that he'd take a real hit from it considering it's in the fucking millions, but I just wanted to point out you gotta account for taxes everytime.
>>343942057
Actually islam is growing big because it's the key to kill straight white males. It's the ultimate weapons liberals use, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", being liberal they don't mind being raped anyway.
>>343942260
>globalism isn't real
There's the useful idiot!
>>343942036
still using undertale memes
lmao cringe more faggot
Do not trust this pope, he is the anti pope.
>>343937897
At least watch the fucking video guys Jesus Christm you make it sound like MatPat just happened to cross the Pope on the street and he just so happened to have a copy of an Undertale code or some shit like that.
>Not liking MatPat
>taking GameTheory seriouly
>>343938020
Tetris
>>343937437
Furryfags.
>average Undertale fan
Good to know the pope probably threw it in the trash or wasn't even allowed to receive it personally because security stored it away in a locker in case its actually a bomb or poison. Not really a big deal. Just some cringy literally who youtuber thinks video games are a big deal and that giving the pope undertale is a big deal. Just another pretentious guy who thinks "gaming" is a big thing or that "gaymer" is a real thing that you can be. Wake up dork. You play video games and upload useless trivia about them to the internet. The pope was forced to sit their and listen to your bullshit because of new age demographic pandering. Literally none of these people matter.
>>343937437
Wouldn't the game be considered "Satanic" by the church's standards?
That is a literal insult far beyond the fact that the game is shit.
>>343942712
The church isn't like that anymore.
Nowadays they roll out the red carpet for muslims and homosexuals.
>>343939758
ironic, coming from the faggot who apparently doesn't even know shit about his own religion.
>>343937437
Nigger, shut the fuck up. The pope gets probably hundreds of "symbolic" gifts a fucking day, what makes you think he gives a flying fuck about some furfaggot's piece of shit?
>not posting best depiction of undermeme
>>343937437
Who is this MatPat cuck?
>>343937437
>MatPat
>and the Pope
>MAT FUCKING PAT
>MAT GAY THEORY PAT
>AND THE POPE
>GIVING HIM UNDERTALE OF ALL THINGS TO HIM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD
ATTENTION loyal Undertalians in this thread!
The sansbones is a tool we, the Undertalians, use to distinguish ourselves to each other and avoid false flaggers and Underhaters.
If you see someone using the sansbone, he or she (or xe!) is a trustworthy fan of Undertale and can be approached for quality discussion of the game. 8==3
>>343943041
the pope's a huge faggot now so it's not even a big deal
>>343938280
it's alright I guess
writing is all over the place though
Can neo-/v/ go one day without posting a fucking twitter cap? Jesus christ, suicide is always an option for you troglodytes.
>>343937437
>gave him Undertale
Isn't Undertale digital only? How did he hand it over? It must have seemed retarded if he didn't gave him a physical copy.
>>343938020
Medieval 2: Total War. He'd fucking love it.
>>343937561
zero because his mom took all of it
>>343940550
It was a physical gift.
Do you think the pope has a Steam account?
>>343943059
fuck off you falseflagging shitter
>>343939381
>Giving the pope tBoI
I think that would be objectively the best game to give to him.
>>343943027
kill me
>>343937561
Im not sure. I doubt he's swimming in cash or anything. Does he make money of the figures and other merch?
>>343938020
Final Fantasy Tactics
Dantes Inferno
Doom
>>343943270
This person is not using the sansbone. 8==3
You can tell he is trying to spread misinformation.
>>343943285
He's a millionaire, actually. Turns out the autism market is very lucrative.
>undertale is the reason people know about pacifism/tolerance
I'm a weeb, but even I thought the story to Undertale was too gay for me.
>>343943275
Grab a gun, put it against your temple and fire directly into your underdeveloped skull.
>>343943396
It's not that bad, before undertale it waspone
>>343943203
He gave him a steam code for it.
The pope doesn't even have a steam account and probably doesn't even have a personal computer, so there's no way he'll even play it.
So GayTheory once again wasted his own time, and everyone else's time, on fucking nothing.
>>343937437
>not giving the Pope DOOM
>>343943401
>I'm a weeb
ew
>>343943521
Pokemon -> MLP -> Homestuck -> Undertale -> ???
What's the next big autism hit, /v/?
>>343943270
>Being this mad that your autistic gayme will NEVER be taken seriously
You are always welcome to choke on your own tears. I'm glad I'm not an undershit fan just like I'm glad I'm not Anthony Burch.
>>343943417
>>343938020
Devil May Cry 4
>>343943401
kys
>>343938280
>getting your opinion of video games from /v/
>literally giving the Pope an object of furfag worship
>>343939321
>You will never get your shitty game shilled on every fucking vidya website, tumblr, twitter, and so other social justice websites
You meet the pope, and you give him a fucking video game?
This Pope seems like the type to not even have a personal computer. This is going in the same pile as that Communist crucifix. Right in the Vatican trash.
>>343943648
My upcoming webcomic
>>343941060
Technically you can date Papyrus.
>>343943417
>underdeveloped skull
>>343938020
Crusader Kings 2.
>>343937437
>2016
>people actually giving a shit about the Pope
holy shit this really is a christian board
By the off-chance the Pope even has a Steam account and is willing to take time to enter the code and play the game, then what? Normalfags are always amazed at how far video game graphics are, they're not going to care about your little 8 bit indie game with blip blop sound effects. Why would you think you can show a game who's entire focus is to parody conventional RPGs to somebody who doesn't even know anything about video games, and think that they're going to understand it, let alone be impressed by it?
>>343938020
Crusader Kings 2
>>343942801
Deep inside they would be pleased if they magically became christian cis people, or at least the pope
>>343943519
>>343943687
You newfags don't belong here, I'm certain you both are underage as well.
>>343943974
What's the matter, are you ESL?
>>343943027
>genderfluid
>aroflux polysexual
>transmasc
>demiromantic
>panromantic asexual
>androromantic
>aromantic demisexual
>lithoromantic asexual
What the fuck are these? They all sound made up.
>>343939315
>Incest
I guess I have to fap to this since it contains my fetish but c'mon man.
>>343938280
7/10 game. Not bad, but not the best ever that people say it is
>>343944046
>literally a religion with upwards of a billion followers
>wow, why do you even care nerds
Listen bro, I don't think you understand how big religion is.
>>343943828
>kys
Kill yourself.
>>343944196
They are.
>>343939798
Anon, is you are a practicing Catholic you literally have the absolute right to make contact with the pope.
It is part of their laws that ANYONE who wants to meet with him should be allowed to, time and duties allowing.
>>343944101
matt said it's symbolic or some shit
>>343939169
Underrated
>>343937593
Undertale is not the only underage thing he's touched.
>>343944196
They are, it was a random /v/tard who added those words in a long time ago for bait purposes, it speaks like fucking wildfire.
>>343939297
he's sucking on their feet, get it rightfucking shameful holy shit
>>343938020
Bible Black
>>343937437
>The "Pope"
>>343944101
He would probably like that you can complete it without killing anyone. I think that's about it.
I would have given him a copy of MGS3 though.
>>343938020
Crusader Kings 2 is the only answer
Deus Vult
>people actually defend the "pixel art" of Undertale
absolute trash
>>343937437
>>343942265
We know you do, but you should at least be aware that the Catholic church is full of idolatry, greed, heresy, and other practices that I doubt Jesus would be very fond of.
>>343940751
lmao good luck in your delusional and autistic quest
>Undertalians
my fuckign sides hahahah how can you be so god damm dumb
cringe worth post. lmao
>>343944390
>>343944364
>>343939297
>>343942057
Actually Islam is dying too. Indonesia has a rising Christian population and a shrinking Muslim one.
Because Christians outside the West aren't Turn The Other Cheek pussies who will literally wash the feet of people who want to destroy their religion. Unlike the Pope.
>>343944390
I WANT A NEW POPE, THIS ONE'S SUBVERSIVE
>>343944390
/pol/fags would be dumb enough actually believe this.
>>343944465
yes you are a faggot
>>343939321
>That's right. The furfag with music skills that made a pixelshit game with a decent story made 12 million dollars.
A Swede "borrowed" content from another game, mashed it together (with no decent story) into a new game (with no music skill) and made a billion.
>>343944465
post more
i don't give a single shit about this thread, i just want to know how did the pope react
>>343944620
"Thank you my child."
*throws Steam code on pile of other trinkets to be burned*
>>343944558
Who gives a shit about Indonesia?
Islam is growing everywhere in the West and pussified western leaders not killing the shit out of ISIS is only making it worse.
>>343937437
>matpat
>mat
>fucking
>gay
>theory
>pat
>visiting the pope
>the pope of the catholic church
>and giving him a video game
>not something iconic, like mario bros or tetris, but undertale
>some shitty furbait indie game that has absolutely NO gameplay, an idiotic story, and a fanbase that rivals the brony fandom in sheer autism was given to the pope of the catholic church as a gift by a faggot who stays home in his parent's basement making theories about video games that make as much sense as an MLG ILLUMINATI CONFIRM!!!1! video
I've fucking had it. I'm done.
>>343944246
>giving a fuck about religion at all
I bet you also go to church every sunday morning and pray to God so you dont go to hell when you die, huh?
>>343944390
That headline is perhaps the most misleading headline since ever.
>>343944246
>literally a religion with upwards of a billion followers
>All Christians are Catholics
Listen bro, I don't think you understand religion.
>>343943240
>he doesn't have the pope in his friends list
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
>>343938280
yes, though the gameplay is a bit watered-down compared to other quirky RPG-ish games like LISA and Earthbound, but it does have a lot of focus on story and how you can affect it, and IMO did that charmingly. Also an extremely good soundtrack.
>>343944726
>Undertale
>Not iconic
>>343944196
>>343944349
They arent
http://web.archive.org/web/20151231083704/http://ask-humantale.tumblr.com/headcanons
>>343944620
Called him a faggot and sent him back to redddit.
>>343944781
>my most famous Steam friends are only Rich and Jack from Red Letter Media and Mister Metokur.
>tfw family is religious and they hate this pope
>>343938020
Nothing because I'm not Catholic.
>>343944726
Doom would've been a better game to give the pope.
>>343944836
better than the last pope who was an old fucking fart. is he even alive anymore?
>>343939321
>Where's your game /v/?
I'm a business software developer and I'm ok with that.
My pay is nice and I like my three other co-workers.
>>343944916
>the cuck twins and a literally dead guy
Damn, bottom of the barrel
>>343938280
I think 7/10 is a good rating.
The story may be mediocre but the game has a nice soundtrack. The bosses and enemies all felt unique and different from one another.
It does have some charm though. While the story itself will bore you some of the enemy's dialogue is interesting.
The music is the best thing this game has going for it.
It's definitely worth a playthrough, or at least a pirate if you're really on the fence.
>>343944564
>>343944742
http://www.la-croix.com/Religion/Pape/INTERVIEW-Pope-Francis-2016-05-17-1200760633
>When I hear talk of the Christian roots of Europe, I sometimes dread the tone, which can seem triumphalist or even vengeful. It then takes on colonialist overtones.
>Today, I don’t think that there is a fear of Islam as such but of ISIS and its war of conquest, which is partly drawn from Islam. It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew’s Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest.
>I am thinking here of Pope Gregory the Great, who negotiated with the people known as barbarians, who were subsequently integrated. This integration is all the more necessary today since, as a result of a selfish search for well-being, Europe is experiencing the grave problem of a declining birth rate. A demographic emptiness is developing. In France, at least, this trend is less marked because of family-oriented policies.
>>343945006
why do you think they needed a new pope.
>>343944560
BRING THE NAZI POPE BACK
>>343944759
The Catholic church has 1.2 billion 'registered' members. The registration being baptism.
And yes, I know there are more Christians than just Catholics, but just Catholics are literally over a billion members. I don't think you understand nigga, just how big religion is.
>>343938280
I pirated it but I'd say it's worth a few bucks, nothing more. It's very short and while you can play it other ways, I just found it to be boring. It's not long enough for you to give a shit about the characters, but so many others do so I guess it was long enough for them. Also, bullet hell games are meh.
>>343938020
Bloodborne. I bet he would love the religion imagery in the first half but i would doubt he would make it pass to the lovecraft shit
>>343938020
I'm not Catholic but I would give him Doom.
>>343945079
Is it possible to kick the Pope out?
>>343938280
Gameplay is fun, shitters say there is none but it's like an introduction to bullet hell mixed with RPG mechanics. Music's great. Graphics are shit but the battle screen has an odd charm to it. Story/lore is interesting enough, not amazing, but enough to be invested. Characters were mostly archetypical, but we're super fun.
Bosses are top-notch.
Pic related is how I've felt towards it since the beginning.
>>343944736
At least he goes out at all
>>343944475
>taking literally the most obvious bait
>>343941357
>>343941740
Pretty sure most people that played Undertale got a lot of the references and inspirations.
It's just that you very rarely see everything go together so well.
The only real negative point for me is the really ugly "art" at times, especially in the earlier areas.
>>343945079
>which can seem triumphalist or even vengeful
WHAT
>It then takes on colonialist overtones.
It had more to do with exporting shit in and out of India than anything else
>>343945079
Those quotes still don't say that he's "encouraging Europeans to breed with Muslims," retard. Stop posting your 2nd-hand /pol/ vomit on other boards
>>343945079
I'm not worried. We've had worse popes, and it will take more than one crazy Latin American to destroy a two thousand year old institution.Also Vatican politics are veering conservative, especially among those in charge of finances, as it usually does when a populist pope rolls out.
>>343938020
Assassins creed II
>>343945006
>be Catholic
>apologize to gays
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/26/world/pope-apologize-gays/
>wash refugee feet
>pray for illegals on the us-mexico border
>pray to Allah (according to Vatican II's Lumen Gentium and Nostra Aetate Catholics worship the same God as Muslims)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42lDNpOZlg
You kids wanna see some real autism?
>>343944620
Is that the same roasted turkey that was basted with Gatorade?
>>343937437
The pope would be disgusted by the faggotry exhibited in that game.
>>343943780
kek
>>343937437
Isnt the current pope a cuck?
>>343945507
He is literally saying that they should let the Muslims in so it fills the gap created by Europeans who don't make families
>>343945252
No, its a 'For Life or apparently until you retire I guess' position. This pope already said he wants to retire.
>>343945507
>The integration [of Muslims into European society] is necessary ... since Europe is experiencing declining birth rates
Reading comprehension
>>343944692
>Islam is growing everywhere in the West
Yes, and the west is going to collapse into its own anus. We're already hemorrhaging money, and we still keep throwing cash we don't have at sad brown people.
And considering Russia and China give absolutely no fucks about trying to wipe out religious dissent in their countries, absolutely no fucks about trying to help dead-end nations, and no fucks about what America has to say about them (since the EU's opinion on anything doesn't matter. Do they even have armies, or is the extent of their military prowess just some guy with America on speed dial?) they're poised to take over. And they don't care how much money they need to strip from their own people to fund their rise to global dominance, gambling on the fact that once they are dominant they're going to be rolling in cash.
>>343943027
reminder that the caption is added on by someone else to make a blatant bait image that everyone still falls for
>>343939321
>put all his heart into the game working on it solo in his friend's fucking basement while eating old ramen noodles
I'm happy for him
>>343945568
Bro, It's pretty much been known that since forever, Jews, Christians, and Muslims all followed a deity they believe to be the same god.
>>343945748
>>343945689
Don't bother. He's probably looking up a John Oliver clip for an opinion to parrot right now.
>>343940751
>we will see people turn this into a copy pasta
WTF I hate fundies now.
>>343945748
integration must clearly mean forced breeding
>>343945568
If a new Pope steps in and retcons all this shit will there be bitching from the left side of the spectrum?
Do you guys think he'll even play it.
>>343946043
Nobody said forced.
>>343945568
Where does diddling kids fit into this?
>>343945603
>anti-Trump underfag
Preposterous
>>343945748
Mate, the problem isn't that their immigrating, it's that they're not fucking integrating into society.
>>343939321
He also rode off of Homestuck's popularity at its peak to help get the game off the ground. People seem to forget that part.
>>343937437
Sorry I'm Muslim, the pope can eat shit.
Toby Fox must be so fucking embarrassed right now. Poor guy. He didn't even like that retarded Sans theory. Fucking MatPat.
>>343938020
Muscle March
>>343944759
>only Catholics give a shit about the Pope
Nice meme.
>>343946184
Then what's the problem? If it's in limited numbers I don't see the harm.
>>>/pol/ with all that shit
>>343946269
>>343938280
Experience with story can easily be worsened if spoiled or if you're guided by other people in any way. Gameplay has an interesting mechanic implimented into an RPG, but overall the game is relatively easy especially if you load up on healing items before each boss fight. The two more difficult fights in the game are locked behind unfun bullshit.
Personally I would recommend the game, it's a solid 8/10 to me.
>>343946269
>faceless male hetshit getting with a buff lesbian
>>343938020
The newest Inazuma.
