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What did she mean by this?
Team Marie
I'm going to try really fucking hard to participate in this one since it's the last. RIP splatfests, I barely knew ya.
>>343926029
It means callie a shit
Oh god I need to buy this game just so I can go team Marie
My ping is shit and I can't reach S+
I really want to be S+ by the 22nd
>>343926029
>Callie wants to go Team Marie because she loves her cousin
>but knows that means Marie would have to go to team Callie
>Marie is a bitch
>see thread
>boost up Splatoon for the first time in at least 5 days
>callie and marie getting along after this explosion
>for like 10 seconds
Man... this feels like the end.
>>343926029
Post the whole smack talk doofus.
>>343927707
why are they such huge bitches in the eng version, what the fuck
>>343928003
Never seen the EU one before.
>>343927707
Man, this is way more harsh than the Jp version.
>>343927449
>I'M ANNOUNCING ON LIVE TV THAT I'M DOING THIS KIND THING
>GENUINELY
>WITH STRINGS
>AND NOT BECAUSE IT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE ME LOOK BETTER AND MORE POPULAR
Should have just kept her damn beak shut, and then Marie would have had a slice of humble pie when the sides were revealed.
>>343926758
your comment is shit
>>343927449
nah she just knows Marie's gonna win
>>343928305
I haven't seen it either, I've only played the jp version
>>343928545
What do they say in the jp version? Just curious as an EOP
>>343928003
That's only Marie really. Callie even called her out on it during the Christmas-related Splatfest.
Callie has won 83% of Splatfests. She's also seen as the lead sister.
Discounting any subjective waifu wars Callie should win by a pretty big margin.
>>343927707
I want Old Man to hobble in in Agent garb "disguise," scold and reconcile them both, then exit in some wacky manner.
>>343928415
Hey wait!These are only single dollar bills!
>Tfw you will be out of the country for the last Splatfest
Fucking vacations.
green squid best squid
>>343928986
>Callie has won 83% of Splatfests.
A lot of the time they give Marie the retarded option.
>cute Woomie in beautiful dress
>a fucking hotdog suit
>>343929124
>All the single dollars
>Bills, bills, bills
My sides were GONE.
>Japan
Callie: I hope you will kindly choose my team. Best of luck to everyone.
Marie: I hope you will kindly choose my team. Best of luck to everyone.
>Europe:
Callie: Haha, my team's the best! :)
Marie: Come on guys, pick my team!
>America
Callie: Whatever, bitch. You're gonna get fucked up.
Marie: Everyone please don't vote for this ignorant slut.
Marie has a few extremely vocal fans, some of them ironic/contrarian shitposters.
Callie is better liked by the majority of people.
>>343929834
That is about the gist of it. Yuropoors at least don't get it as bad as Americucks.
>>343929992
Or maybe they're Japanese and don't get infected by your terrible Americuckinese.
>>343929834
But Ignorant sluts are fun!
Best sister
>>343929992
>the majority of people
And since when did we trust the majority taste? It's not always right.
Marie might be a bitch, but if Callie is bone-dumb or disingenuous, there might be a reason for the attitude.
>>343929834
Based America knows how to breed true competition. Teddy Roosevelt would be proud.
So its all boiling down to this.
>>343926029
thanks doc
I wish I had that comic where Marie and Callie were flanderized to make fun of the NoA "translation" of their character as Marie being a bitchy slut and Callie being a herpderp dumbass.
What if in Splatoon 2 only one of the sisters is in it?
It's a literal waifu war.
The faces that launched a thousand splats
>>343933674
>implying Spla2NX wont be all octolings all the time at war with inklings
>>343933674
It'll be just Callie and a new one in Americuck but both girls would stay in Japan because of the cultural differences.
>>343934047
"Cousin" Fried that is actually unrelated
>>343934504
All that NoAcuck propaganda dialogue
Who /amiibo in the mail/ here?
>>343927707
That's the American version. The euro version is different
>>343937234
who /sleeping with a homely looking gamestop chick to gain access to preorder items 2-5 days early/ here?
>>343929448
It's all rigged against Marie, retarded options aside.
>Marie always gets the popular win
>being popular means more shitters on the team
>also means Team Marie will have to play mirror matches against other Marie teams, which don't contribute to the score regardless of who wins
>Team Callie, being outnumbered, means they always get a Marie team to face off
>the x6 multiplier 90% of the time goes to most victories which Callie always gets
>>343937535
blame catfags for the x2 x4 and x6 system
Wasn't this game supposed to be dead by now?
>>343937758
hype died down and all the casuals left and we are stuck with fights to the death hardened hardcore players in online mode where there is no fun allowed
>>343929834
Not
>Japan
>Best to luck of everyone
>>343937758
No, it's still popular. The only people who say it's "dead" are naysayers still bitter that it didn't flop like they hoped.
>>343937968
So it sounds dead game, just like quake 3
>>343937758
/v/ told me that the game was dead a week after release.
>>343934967
What the fuck are you talking about?
Why is Marie such a bully?
>>343934967
I haven't been on 4chan in months and I'm sadden to see the cuck buzzword still around
>>343937479
I'm sorry
>>343938575
It was wordfiltered to kek once.
>>343937758
Shitposters on /v/ aren't an indication of anything.
They move on to the next thing as soon as something new shows up.
>>343938443
he's such a beta he worships a dying island of literal omega males
>Get bored Splatfest doesn't feel special when it's so common
>Last Splatfest
Fuck you Nintendo, why cant you be balanced?
Well dusting off my wiiu for a literal waifu war. Splat those who insult Callie.
>>343938926
It's cartoony FPS game (bad)
It's not for PC (bad)
It's for dontendo (bad)
>going into surgery that day
>don't know when the timing will be
>don't know how long I'll be in hospital for
>not sure if it'll be for a day or more
;_;
>>343939736
>doesnt know what the F in FPS means
Spla2n is gonna be one of the titles for NX launch window right? They're gonna milk this as hard as they can while it's popular.
>>343941869
If it's third person shooter, it can't be good. Ghost Recon Phantoms, as bad as P2W it is, nothing comes close to it when it comes to 3rd person shooting.
Did anyone remember to check their emails to vote for what stages we're gonna fight on?
