>Click on gaming video
>"Hey guys whats up"
>Close video
>>343915592
>just want to watch gameplay of and see combos in dota 2 ability draft
>no videos of it that aren't some braindead youtuber faggot going HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOING LOOK AT ME I'M NOW GOING TO DO THIS
I swear I wish Baumi would be executed
>>343915592
How do you start talking in a commentary video without trigerring anyone?
>>343915807
You don't.
>open video
>30 second long animated intro
>30 second long outro with dubstep
>>343915592
>make sure to like, comment and subscribe
>>343915956
>Whole video is 2 minute long
>look up video for a simple example of how to do something
>20 second intro
>"Hey everyone, I'm MinecraftLord420 and in this video, I'm going to be showing you how to _____"
>"But first, remember to click that like button and subscribe if you want to see more videos like this!"
>>343915807
There's no reason to even use commentary most of the time. It's like those stupid websites that have to have a slideshow for something that could be put in a 6 line list, or a video for something that could be typed in two sentences.
>>343915956
>dubstep mix of CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
>>343916102
>>343915937
Should have added "assuming it's a commentary playthrough video" at the end
Also slideshow sites are just obvious clickbaits so your example is dumb
>>343915807
Put "Commentary" in the video title is a start
>>343915592
>search for no commentary videos
>YT's stop engine still brings ones with faggots talking
>if not, they'll have faggot music
Want a tip? I recently started recording myself play. Got a lot of pure gameplay footage with only the sounds of the game. Lets me see stupid shit I do more often too.
>>343915807
You start talking about the subject without an inroduction
Or, don't talk at all
>open let's play
>facecam
>close video
>>343916085
This is why I will ALWAYS look for a text-only explanation before watching a video
>>343917001
>Watch vanilla WoW PvP videos
>CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
>open video
>30 second intro
>heyguyshowsitgoingitsfuckingretardgamerhereandi'mplayingtheNEWtripleagameshoutouttooursponserscompany1andcompany2ifyougototheirwebsiteandinputthecodefuckingretardgameryouget10%offyournextpurchasewellthat'sallthetimewehavefornowfuckingretardgamerarmyBROFIST
>60 second dubstep outro
>open video
>guy starts screaming
>>343915592
makes me miss CRAWLING IN MY SKIN and LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>Hey guys what's up it's cr1tikal
>
>Look up how to get something in a game
>"Hey guys it's xxNarutoBoixx69xx420 here"
>Suffer through his commentary for 4 minutes out of a 12 minute video
>He still hasn't told me what I need to know
>He's still talking about how he's going to tell me what I need to know
>Scroll down to comments
>A God among men in the comments section posted 3 bullet points and saved me 8 minutes of my life
This actually happened to me. All I wanted to know was how to level my mentor crap faster in xenoverse.
>>343917252
>Watch vanilla WoW PvP videos
>I'M THE SCATMAN
>>343915592
>Click on Dark Souls video to see where to farm
>Video starts with a female character facing the screen
>Male voice: "Hey guys, welcome back to-"
>Close video
>>343917532
I just wanted to let you know I read this, so dont feel like typing it all out was wasted time.
>>343916962
Thats how an autistic person would talk
>Gaming Video is one "youtube celebrity's" summary of another gaming video
>Both gaming videos are almost the same length.
>>343915592
>>343917532
Biting accurate satire
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!
>>343915592
>Want to watch gameplay
>Find titled gameplay
>30 second high production intro
>closed..
Who remembers this song?It's actually a pretty chill song
https://youtu.be/TKfS5zVfGBc
>>343918529
No thats how you talk normally. Why do you need to socialize on youtube you fucking 12 yo?
>>343918568
I have a feeling this is that black tech YouTuber. I kind of like him.
>>343918708
>dubstep 30 second long intro
>>343918568
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>343915592
>antisocial behaviors manifesting on a virtual level.
Youtube should have multiple audio tracks desu
Would fix this shit overnight
>>343918752
I have the whole album downloadedYOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT WHEN YOU'RE HIIIIIGH
>>343918568
This reads like the Onion.
>>343918752
What happened to 009 System Dreamscape and Bodies?
>>343918752
I knew what it was before I even clicked the link.The song sucks, though
>>343916159
I want to hear this.
>tfw 100% of this world's problems are caused by everyone that is not me and that I have never once be wrong or done one thing incorrect unironically genuinely
>>343918568
This fucking faggot generation.
>Click on gaming video
>Slowly typing in notepad
>Backspaces everything every time he makes a typo
Youtube then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5KXTDCf-0
Youtube now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agEkvKyrFhU
>>343915592
It's just a quick intro to the video, I don't see what there is to get triggered about.
>>343919176
>what is satire
>>343918752
mainly from samp montages
>>343919292
>implying anything is done satirically post 2013
>want to see full RE7 demo without commentary
>can only find obnoxious tools using facecam for their fake reactions
>finally find video without facecam
>it's AlphaOmegaSin
Why do people find this stiff entertaining again?
>>343918568
I dunno who that is from but i know Tim Colwill is the name of a writer on koshitsu.
>trying to fix a problem or look up how to do something in game
>every video with whats up guys with dubstep intros doesn't work
>find the one made by some random russian on notepad with unregistered hypercam
>works flawlessly
>>343918935
>>343918975
>>343919080
Hmm, What about this?
http://youtu.be/BJk6gZuPKRE
>Can you do THING in GAME?!??!
>3 minutes of explaining why you may be able to do thing
>no you can't do thing
>>343915592
>Click on thread
>OP uses the word "gaming" unironically
>Close thread
>>343916082
sauce on pic?
>>343919406I liked this song
>>343919406
I had this on a psp hacking tutorial back in the day.
Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, hit us up on facebook, instagram, reddit
>>343919379
Almost all of their staff is freelancers
>>343919253
Any video with capslock emphasis and/or exclamations is irredeemable shit.
>>343919580
Kill me
>open video with a title about something game mechanic related
>it's just the streamer playing the game while talking about it without demonstrating it
>>343919580
I feel like most of these people are going to hang themselves in 10-20 years when nobody gives a shit about them anymore
>>343919580
Oh christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdp4k77RZGA
>>343919580
Jacksepticeye pisses me off the most
I don't get it. His entire shit is "I'm irish xD" and fake, autistic screaming. How do people like this shit
YouTube went downhill after it gave it's content creators a platform to make money off their videos.
>retarded fake over the top thumbnails
>all cap lock click bait titles to bring in an idiot audience
>fake over the top scripted reactions
>face cam
>content creators are all willing to backstab other content creators if it means they'll benefit more
>YouTube drama
Anything I'm missing?
>>343919719
>opening a video
>calling the video guy 'streamer'
>>343920120
if you go back to his earlier videos you'll find the accent is fake, he just adopted the new copy pewdiepie scheme
>>343920120
His name makes me picture someone with a really bad eye infection.
>face cam
>studio microphone with pop filter
>acts wackey, overreacts
>using gaming peripherals
>plays common lp games
>slurs the line "YOOOO, WAS GOING ON EVERYONE, ITS (insert wacky YouTube name here)MINECRAFT HERE!"
>>343920120
Children think loud, random screaming is hilarious. The problem is, there's dozens of these unfunny screaming youtubers so he has his Irish gimmick to set him apart from the rest. That's it, these fucks are all the same with no actual personality.
>>343919360
Because millions of 12 year olds love face vids with WACKY XDD reactions.
>open thread
>everyone's a sad sack of shit
>delete 4chan bookmark
Am I really the only happy person on this board? I've been here 6 years now, and all I want to do is talk vidya because I love vidya, but sometimes it seems like I'm the only one.
>>343919580
Look at that collection of cunts. They all need a clump.
>>343920224
This, whenever something that's done as a hobby allows people to make money, things get to shit. Paid mods anyone?
>>343920120
>tfw looking up VR gameplay
>tfw 99% of it is that faggot or Nathie or some other obnoxious piece of shit yelling at the screen and pretending to piss their pants every time anything happens
>>343920539
Fuck off. Happy people belong on Facebook.
>>343918529
It makes sense in the context of a youtube video, I don't need the uploader to spend any time telling me what the video is about when I've already read the title before it's begun.
>>343920498
>>studio microphone with pop filter
why is this a bad thing?
>click on gaming video
>high-pitched male with british accent
>close video
>>343918752
holy shit, why do i remember hearing this on every youtube tutorial? did it come with some video editing program by default or something?
>>343919580
Why are the reactions in the thumbnail never from the actual video?
>>343920961
>youtube banner is the union jack
>profile picture somehow incorporates the union jack
>name has "British" in it
>>343915592
>loud dubstep intro
>>343920961
>hating on based Soviet
>>343921132
Because entertainment is a lie and nothing is real.
>>343920539
Possibly.
If you're looking for actual places to discuss games, I sincerely recommend you go to /r/games. Not in a "go back to le reddit xddd" way. I mean it seriously.
It's a much better place to get news, unless you care about what some faggot on twitter said, or what JP game got the panty shots removed during localization.
You'll also probably find much better discussion. Here, everything is shit, and everything is going to be shit. Nobody backs up their arguments, and everything you say is grounds for a smug reaction image.
>>343921062
Youtube provided it in a list of free music you could add to your video
>>343915592
>click on tutorial video
>it's someone typing the instructions out in notepad at each step using unregistered hypercam while either 009 sound system, bodies, or paralyzer plays
>>343915592
>open up gaming video
>"hey guys what's up?"
>respond with "not a lot. Just feeling really lonely today. Hopefully your video will make me feel better about myself. My dad hits me a lot and my mom left years ago, so it's been rough."
>before I can even finish saying "not a lot," the rude asshole interrupts me and goes on about some dumb shit involving half-A presses
Fucking mean.
>>343921173
>Russian youtuber
>Hammer and sickle intro and outro
>name incorporates something with "Russian", "Soviet", or "Communist"
>obviously exaggerated Russian accent
every fucking time
>Click on any video
>Darude Sandstorm or Butterly starts playing.
>>343920224
>YouTube only enforcing their rules on smaller channels that don't make them any money, but will leave channels like Drama Alert and these CSGO betting channels because it makes them money
It's literally illegal what these channels are doing, yet they're left alone cause YouTube gets a cut. If there was a better video site, I'd use it.
>>343915592
>start gambling website
>make betting videos where I make tens of thousands of dollars
>get 10 year olds to join
>get caught red-handed on my business registration
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO@!@!@
>>343921798
I don't like H3H3 but they're a prime example of this. Watch their copyright videos if you don't believe it
>download song off limewire
>it takes 5 seconds to download
>open it
>MY FELLOW AMERICANS
>>343921861
Love how he tries going back and editing all the descriptions to show that he's a partner. Thank god way back machine exists so H3H3 could at least show people what that sneaky fuck tried to do.
REAL TALK, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO START A VIDEO?
YOU CAN'T GREET YOUR AUDIENCE.
YOU CAN'T SAY YOUR NAME.
THE FUCK DO YOU QUEERS WANT?
JUST "THIS IS 'GAME'."? THAT'S FUCKING DULL.
>>343922359
By not adding your unnecessary, shitty voice into it.
>>343922501
So you would prefer notepad typing?
>>343922359
Don't use commentary full stop.
>>343922090
>>343921861
guys i think you belong on >>>/trash/
>>343922589
No, no words, no voice, just the game. You're not a game critic, you play the game, that can be done silently.
You don't matter.
>>343922589
How about neither. Just play the fucking game and record it.
>>343915592
>click video of someone playing a game with a lot of dialogue
>commentator does horrible voice impression over dialogue that is already voiced
Let's players are just as bad as reaction video creators.
You're making money off someone elses work.
>>343922703
>>343922724
>for every video game video ever
You seriously just want to watch gameplay and nothing else? Just play the game yourself then. And what about tutorials n shit?
>>343922847
>GameGrumps
>>343922703
>>343922606
>>343922501
Sorry grandpa, but that's not the way things work anymore. Videos on the internet have sound now.
>>343918568
>I felt included
>Now I don't know what to feel
I wonder if that "fan" and this kid are the same person
>>343922703
Yeah people should only get their reviews and critique from REAL critics from Polygon Kotaku and IGN.
>>343922903
If your commentary is purely instructive, that's great. I find that's a rare thing though.
Other than that, yes I would prefer just a walk through. As for playing the game myself, if everyone did that, you'd get no business unless you're admitting that you're running a friendship factory.
>>343923040
Because I totally said I wanted no sound at all.
>Open up video
>"WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUBE, CUSTOMGROW420 HERE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO"
>Close video
>>343923181
Yes you understand perfectly.
>>343923308
Thats not even a vidya channel, dude just smokes weed.
>>343917001
>open gaming related video
>it's a let's play
>close video
Star_ has the best intro. He goes directly to the subject.
Prove me wrong
>>343918965
Because it's from a satire news site.
>>343915807
THIS IS THE FORST OF A SERIES OF FIVE REVIEWSH
>>343923473
we meet again, unregistered hypercam
>>343915592
Seems like everyday human contact has become painful for OP.
>>343922041
>TFW This never happened to me
>Only heard about it years later
>>343918187
his videos are utter shite now
i liked him when he was just "that monotone guy that play shitty games from 3 generations ago" not some fag that cries about his problems on youtube
>>343915807
Start by talking about whatever the video is.
Ah who am I kidding?
People like the "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" has over a million subs, so I guess retards like that.
WHAT UP! THIS IS DASHIE!
Jerma has a sexy voice and his vidoes are fun.
>>343923941
Is Dashie black? Because he sure sounds like it, but from his facecam he looks like a really light skinned mexican.
>open video
>hey everybody its CHUUGGACONROY
>>343918774
>No thats how you talk normally.
Yeah, if you're on the spectrum
>>343923941
My black roommate loved that guy. It couldve been much worse.
>>343924096
I think he's Puerto Rican/Dominican or some shit like that.
>find video about rant on let's player
>watch video
>he makes valid points
>video has mostly dislikes
>comment section is full of 12 year olds all telling the guy he's jealous
Why are these kids so loyal to the cancerous retards? Can they not see that the creators only care about the views and money.
Hang on Op, let me correct you..
>1minute long dubstep intro
>WWWWWWWWWWHAT'S GOING ON GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>then the typical make sure to 'insert funny way of saying like this video' example: tittie smack that like button, subscribe, share
>Guy says really really excited in vid
>>343924042
he has a strange creative mind
>made two shitty "angry" reviews of Bionic Commando and Spider-Man for PS1 when I was 14
>got like 100,000 views each
>hundreds of negative comments and one star ratings (back in the day)
>realised that people hated them and hated me for having such shit opinions
>made another video of me playing and enjoying Zoo Tycoon 2, being really positive and having a good time
>got like 1000 views
>actually proportionally got more dislikes and negative comments than my shitty videos because people were expecting another autistic ragefit and were disappointed
>later learned that the first two videos only got so many views because people posted them on rage threads here and on Newgrounds
It's an abstract kind of feel
>ey guys it's electrical beast 'ere
>Open up a gaming video
>Instantly get hit by a bunch of memes
>Continue watching
Am I the only one that thinks most of these let's players and Internet celebrities are all actually seriously depressed and mentally ill outside of acting really positive in their videos?
>watching random stream
>someone subscribes or follows or donates or whatever
>YEAH ROCK SO METAL YEEEAH
>shitty metal music
>>343924432
It's okay, anon, we were all idiots back when we were that age.Now link the videos
>>343924432post the videos
What happened to him? Why hasn't he uploaded in a longass time?
>>343924897
He's playing overwatch with star
You can see him in his videos
>>343924715
I wouldn't say mentally ill or depressed but they're definitely completely different people
They're basically clowns that make shit tons of money
>>343924715
Not the only one.
>"What's up youtube Capital G here with another deck profile"
>Close video
>>343924715
didn't that mark guy try to kill himself
>>343923925
Is that TB?
>>343924715
I bet so many of them have skeletons in the closet. I mean, look at all the YouTube drama that's been happening recently. That guy Toby Turner being a rapist and drug addict, that guy xJawz being a drug addict that blew all his money. I guess the fame just gets to their heads.
What is up Y'ALL this is Markus also known as ENB or Epic Name Bro and today we're doing another episode of Fighter's Lonely Hearts Club.
>Used to watch an old lets player back when lets plays actually meant playing though the whole game
>Decide to go check on them to see if they've changed and become shitty
>They're the same as ever, just with better quality and editing
>donating a nice cool $200 to my fav twitch streamer on payday
>some assholes donates $250 to get the top "thanks" ahead of me
Don't you hate when that shit happens???
>2007
>channel used to be based on a certain game
>2016
>now you have to play every game everyone else is playing (even if you don't like it) with fake reactions all cap titles and autistic looking thumbnails for my ADHD audience of children just to make big bux
>>343925423
wrong, the inventor of lets plays is chrischan
and he stopped doing it
https://youtu.be/5QtOj7rNFCY
>>343925420
Fuck you, ENB is great
Are there any LPers that /v/ actually likes?
>>343924715
I've met Chugga in person before. He's more soft spoken and keeps to himself off camera.
>>343926070
I'm with you on that. That's why I know his opener so well.
You guys arent comprehending the vast majority of people watching that shit do it for friend simulators. Why do you think the most succesful vidya channels all have narrative?
>>343918568
see
>>343926103
Arin & Jon GG but thats dead now.
>>343915592
>click on game review
>some highly autistic skit at the beginning
>bear with it for a minute, then close the video in white fury
>>343917252
Link please, I want to watch some videos who used to do this, or Paralyze.
>>343924715
I know boogis has had a bad life, but still tries to put on a smile for his audience.
>>343926368
Who is Jose Enojado?
>>343925849
>makes a poem about >tfw no gf
Chris would be perfect for /r9k/
>>343926103
I don't I've ever seen anyone hate on TheRunawayGuys here. They're pretty chill.
>>343926145
Most people are like that, it's easier to talk in a video then to talk with real people. It doesn't help that Chugga is so anti-social that his doctors used to think he was literally autistic.
>>343915793
Same bro
That guy is so cancerous, can't bear him for more than 2 mins
>>343925345
>That guy Toby Turner being a rapist and drug addict
The only thing wrong he did was sticking it in crazy.
>>343926248
My negro
>look for gameplay footage of an obscure game
>find it plenty of videos
>all of which have facecams and faggots talking over the game
>filter it out
>no results
>>343926368
Easy allies are my go to for reviews.
HEY GUYS ITS ME VIDEOGAME DUNKEY
>>343924371
oh fuck i forgot about this fuck
>>343926920
fuck off and go get banned from league of legends again dunkey for getting mad at videogames you entitled fat shit.
>>343926920
Why do people like this faggot
>>343926368
>white fury
What did he mean by this?
>>343927070
I think I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
>>343927141
you know when something gets hot it turns red?
if it gets hotter it turns white
>Whattup youtube squad
>close video
>>343925345
>>343926712
>Toby Turner being a rapist and drug addict
Is that even true?
>>343919406
>this song is almost 10 years old
>>343915807
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsmYK8BUrA
>>343927298
No
Some tumblr crybaby is jealous that her ex has gotten super popular and rich and decided to take him down a peg.
She literally made a tumblr post about it. Which you know, is what one does instead of getting a rape kit or going to the police or telling literally ANYONE other than your tumblr followers.
>>343915807
I like how German Spy does
"Welcome to <name of the game>" then go about what will be discussed during the gameplay footage
>>343915592
>yo here's your bo-
Middleclick tab
>>343919253
>SA
>Retro
the fuck are kids smoking these days?
>>343928556
>dyed beard
>>343926103
spike & barley
>>343928556
what the actual fuck is this thing
>>343928556
at least Anthony Burch isn't this guy
>>343926920
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
>>343915592
>Hey guys this video will help you solve your crashing issue with your game
>Oh btw this video is 20 minutes long, I will ramble for about 16 minutes and then finally the solution will be as vague as possible with an outdated download link in the video description
>>343915592
I honestly don't get the problem with voiced let's plays. I usually have it on as background noise.
>>343928685
>>343928882
>>343928996
I have plenty tv8
>>343928850
Dead
And any LP channel that has sub 15min episodes is trash
>>343929206
This doesn't bother me since he's a psych major.
He'll be working at walmart for the rest of his life
>>343929206
>psychology student
I should feel disgust but instead it's nothing but pity. No one deserves such fate
>>343929206
That's a troll profile. Way too many obvious " this will piss the internet" buzz words.
>>343929461
>>343929514
Best for last
>>343927141
Somthing out father could only dream of...
>>343923904
Yeah, somehow his monotone voice combined with bizarre situation make me laugh so hard. His bad joke at the right moment was so funny. Now it's just not the same
>>343928556
There's no way this thing isn't some demiwolfkinpolysexual tumblrina
>>343920498
>That shit drawing,
fucking summer.
>>343926103
sips
fuck you guys he's great
>>343922359
Star Wars Episode 1 is the most disappointing thing since my son.
>>343915592
>Want to look up gameplay
>Click on video
>HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP
>Mute video
>Wacky zooms and colorful words keep appearing on screen
>Go through McDonalds drivethrough
>Hi welcome to McDonalds how c-
>Slam the reverse peddle and push the person behind me out of the way
>>343919194
my actual face desu
>tutorial on how to fix something in a game
>the video is 20 minutes long
>look at the thumbnail
>see this
>>343931463
*since my wife's son
>>343932353
>walking on the sidewalk
>guy is about to pass me
>Hey man nice weath-
>deliver a spinning backhand
>ITS YOUR BOY
>>343932353
>>343934315
>Go to Walmart for dinner, tires, and a new pair of glasses
>95 year old on a scooter sitting by the front door
>Hey there, Welcome to Walmart!
>Purposefully ignore him, even though I could easily validate him with a simple nod.
Step up your game
>>343926354
You're not comprehending satire.
I still miss him, but I dont blame him for going.
>>343915592
>click on "Let's Play PC Adventure Game From The Nineties"
>no commentary
>>343919532
one of the index animus probably
i recognize that sameface
>>343930919
He's the best guy, his old video's are a great example of quiet, mannered well timed humor. His new video's are more loud but he plays off people extremely well.
>>343934097
>region specific keyboard shortcuts
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
I don't care that "all" starts with a T in my language, when I hit ctrl + A I want everything to be selected, fuck you for changing basic shit on your software because milenials cant learn English
>>343934667
>the special needs man in the wheelchair is standing next to the counter at the movies
>he makes eye contact with me for my ticket
>this ugly retard thinks he can challenge me
>lift him out of his faggy chair and slam his spine on the counter's edge
ugly chromosome boy should have never stepped to me
>>343929206
>OkComrade
is this a marxist version of Ok Cupid?
>>343926103
James and Mike Play and SGB
They have some nice banter and they actually talk about the fucking game
>>343926482
I was referring to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYdydT75K4
Of course the miffed manlet does it way too much as well.
>lets try and reeeaaach ermm... Let say 250 likes? Yeah 250
>gets over 2000 likes
Every youtuber that does this NEEDS to release themself
>>343924432
so why wouldn't you continue to shit on any game you come across? afterall, you are paid by views, and not by likes.
>HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYBODY
Every fucking time. Literally every single goddamn motherfucking titty sucking dick nipple shitting cum guzzling sentient robot ass slapping time.
>intro animation is 1 minute long
>actual content is 20 seconds long
>outro animation is 5 minutes long
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/s8St9oOnkGU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>343936009
you forgot
>unskippable youtube ad for 30 seconds
I'm ok with:
"Hello, I'm <person>, welcome to <thing>, today we're doing <other thing>". More than that, go fuck yourself.
>>343936161
> not blocking those on a OS level
>>343915807
Immediately start with gameplay so I can mute it if they're fucking annoying.
I came to see the game, not some faggot introduce himself to the camera for an hour.
>>343918568
>all the millennials that will fall for this satire article and then start believing this is an acceptable way to act, making it reality a few years later
Satire streamers are literally the best people to make fun of this.
But you fucking retarded morons can't ever recognize them. Fucking kill yourself.
>>343915592
Is there some "How to Become a Famous Youtuber" tutorial out there that these fucks are following, or are they actually just directly mimicking more popular channels?
also
>twitch streamer
>face takes up 40% of the frame
>gaming chair
>full turtle beach headset
>gaming glasses
>2 viewers currently watching
>>343936698
>assuming the game actually means anything top lel
>>343915807
You can say "What's up everyone?" but keep it in a normal tone and then immediately go into what your video will be about. An intro is okay if it's under 8 seconds or so but don't be obnoxious about it.
>>343920539
You must be new here
>>343921294
Implying the reason people watch is vids ISN'T because of cyanide
>>343925296
Much, much worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PGBqVTYmH4
How long can you last?
WELCOME BACK everyone to another episode. Of Cap. Com. Pro talk
>>343936698
Pretty much just copying the bigger channels. Everybody is just trying to replicate PewDiePie at this point, so in essence 90% of lets play videos are overly excited 30 year old men talking nonsense over a game they know jack shit about.
>>343915592
>not just searching X gamplay + no commentary
>>343924250
Well, link it then.
>Click on old MMO video
>"I'M THE MAN, I'M THE KING, I'M THE ONE-"
>>343923904
>>343930521
Yeah, I used to watch his videos all the time but now I barely care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRWZ9NBpmnM
>youtubers name has "TV" or "LP" in as if he were relevant in any form
>open twitch.tv stream of game
>1 minute of game
>hear mic rustling and some queerbait beta sperglord begin to mumble something
>close stream
every time.
alternatively
>open stream
>they're playing their music playlist over the game audio
>close stream
when will these people realize that random folks on the internet do not care about you?
>>343925296
I think it might be good mythical morning.
>whatever game walkthroug
>video starts
>Guy wearing headphones and stupid hair / beard appears in the corner
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