SGDQ 2016
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NOW: 12 hours of Castlevania
THEN: Freedom Planet
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
first
Bane?
How do we save /srg/ ?
When is this autist going to shut the fuck up?
last
Xth for the meaty girl in the front row
>>343905007
let it die
Umf. Comfy Castlevania runs with romscout coming up soon.
/a/ needs to leave
4U
What am i doing with my life?
fuck you pink is great
nth for meme donations
https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/v/76157943?t=17h14m35s
Now this Castlevania is actually shit.
Except the second-to-last boss fight, that one's pretty cool.
itdatboi lost!?
are you fucking kidding me?
>>343905039
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol 12 hours of Castlevania, give me a bre-
>It's real
WHAT THE FUCK??
>>343905062
Literally the only good thing Pink is good for istying you up with her whip while she violently rapes you in various ways.
>>343905142
When is he going to kill himself?
>>343905048
Who /jp/ here?
>>343905173
before 30
>>343905142
that boy needs therapy
any good cringe moments happened?
>>343905142
people keep posting that, but it's not like he's trying to look sexy. it's part of a performance art video.
>all these contrarian memers claiming AoS was shit
Fucking kill yourselves desu
>>343905142
when is she gonna start camming?
>>343905173
>he
she's experiencing the struggle all trans people go through initially, but she's very happy nonetheless
>>343905248
He should speedrun his life.
>>343905254
This entire run so far.
Hey, GDQ. You stupid fucks do realize that there are handheld Castlevanias OTHER than Aria and Dawn of Sorrow, right?
>>343905318
goodbye
How was the reaction to that fat guy playing Amnesia doing a """"""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""" speedrun?
got through half then fell asleep
>finally get to watch SGDQ
>12 hours of Castlevania
haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA am I funny yet (rekt) (mlg)
>>343905351
HoD is dogshit, OoE is a meme game, and the rest don't exist.
>think the runner has an annoying voice
>realize I think that because he sounds like me and I hate myself
>>343905384
boring and couldn't see shit half the time
the star wars guys saved it until kotor
>>343905290
What went wrong?
Has anyone failed their run yet? I quit watching yesterday at the two hour estimate for Wolfenstein.
>>343905285
consider suicide
I haven been watching since the 4 hours of Zelda yesterday.
Has anything noteworthy happened?
which of these blocks would you purge from the next sgdq?
>zelda block
>sonic block
>mario block
>castlevania block
>kirby block
>mega man block
>>343905351
Circle of the Moon is shit, Harmony of Dissonance is mediocre at best, Order of Ecclesia is hardly a metroidvania. Fuck off.
>>343905391
>12 hours
What? Isn't it only ~3 hours according to schedule?
>>343905509
select all
of course he bought the katana
>>343905493
Haven't*
>>343905509
Mega man
>>343905471
the KOTOR run was almost an epic fail but the guy redeeemed it once his PC started working
there are people in this very thread who are so retarded they think speedrunning isn't skilled.
this guy's voice is literally that guy from the "ackchyually" image
>>343905285
Yeah he looks very happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>343905509
None to be honest. I guess zelda because the 3D games just have way too many cutscenes even if the 2D games are fun as hell to watch
>>343905509
Zelda, Castlevania and Mega Man.
>>343905509
Mega Man. That shit has 2 blocks for fuck sake.
>>343905428
>HoD is dogshit
No.
>OoE is a meme game
What the fuck does that even mean?
>the rest don't exist
What planet do you live on where PoR isn't a great game?
Jesus Christ, /v/ really does hate video games.
Is Narcissa Wright at this event?
>>343905142
>he's gonna kill himself soon
>>343905509
Mega Man easily. Its the most stale block by far.
>Rhino
Bulls you fuck
>>343905509
blocks should only exist for runs that are under 20 minutes
>>343905553
it's a joke you dip
>>343905509
none purge the TAS block and any 4+ hour blocks
bring back the touhou to
>>343905509
All the games that take over 1 hour to run
>>343905509
I would divide it between the staples and the lesser known games, so that autists aiming for a 0.5s less runs have their safespace and normal people looking for fun games can watch an uninterrupted show.
>>343905509
zelda and megaman
all zelda games are 4 fucking hours
>>343905509
the one that brings in the least money
we are running a business here people. Its about the millions we will bring in for that thing red cross or w/e
>>343905509
All of them, but especially megaman. Once you've seen one run you pretty much saw them all with a few exceptions.
>>343905509
Where's the "all of the above" option?
Is the Jedi Academy run worth going back on 20 hour vods and trying to find it or nah?
>>343905791
do you think they would ever schedule 12 hours of one fucking franchise?
>>343905704
who is this semen demon?
this game looks like fucking shit
>>343905837
It was pretty based, yeah.
What was the worst run so far and why was it Bioshock?
>playing on easy
>dies multiple times
>loads a previous save file he made months in advanced
>does this at least 3 times, accidental or not
>donation incentive was bad end
>because he loaded a previous save, he got the good end
>the previous saves were also on hard mode
>>343905837
Go take a bath instead
>>343905693
>bring back the touhou to
This, last year's was fun.
>>343905509
all of the RPG filler blocks
>>343905704
>necromorph in its natural habitat
>>343905704
>>343905705
yeah zelda block is the worst
they're great games but the runs are so long for 90% nothing
>>343905837
It was pretty good, runner wasn't a massive autist either.
>>343905862
You're allowed to have shit opinions.
>>343905882
That or the Four Swords run just because it dragged like no other
>>343905837
yeah best run so far.
but just wait for the youtube vid
>>343905509
NES platformers block
>>343905704
this is an actor right? she looks so familiar
>>343905856
Wouldn't surprise me to be quite honest sensei
>>343905837
Reddit has all the vods
>>343905982
Alexandra Daddario
>>343905978
kill yourself, those are literally the best runs.
there was a string last year with the midget commentating of just cool nes platformers and it was dank
>>343905982
big ol titties
http://i.imgur.com/WPBoFOq.jpg
>>343905837
TAKE A BATH
If I see one more anime image, there will be issues.
Holy shit this game looks fun as fuck. Is it as good as the DS ones? I always ignored it because>gba
sorry if I sound mean, but Metroidvanias are an abomination and an insult to both Metroid and Castlevania.
>>343906067
Reading the letter written by the runner while he was choking was hilarious. I can't remember the name of the game since it was a crazy Japanese one, but it was hilarious.
>>343906158
It's one of the best
>>343905173
He's admitted he's AGP.
He just needs some event to put what he's done into perspective and he'll wash down a box of codeine with some vodka.
>>343906191
I want to cum in that mouth
>>343906158
But GBA is a really fucking good handheld.
>>343906158
It's the best Igavania imo.
>>343906212
>rwby
>anime
>>343906158
aria>dawn
dawn has you farming souls in order to upgrade weapons, as well as having the god awful HEY THIS IS A DS GAME SO WE SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE FACT THAT IT HAS A TOUCH SCREEN AND FORCE YOU TO DRAW GLYPH IN ORDER TO KILL THE BOSS, AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT OH WELL WHOOPS GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND THEN EH BUDDY
>>343905007
You can't. You may as well call it /dramafaggeneral/
>>343906212
He said anime, anon.
>>343906067
>kill yourself, those are literally the best runs.
2d platformers are among the least impressive games you can speedrun, with the majority of NES platformers being among the worst 2d platformers ever conceived by mankind.
>>343906183
>>343906184
>>343906191
>>343906205
>>343906252
>>343906312
Your waifu dies tonight.
How do we save /ssbg/?
>so fat you see everything as food
>no blechy
ARE YOU FUCKERS READY FOR THE HYPEST BATTLE IN ALL CASTLEVANIA
IF NOT GET FUCKING READY
Pretty good run, all the zipping and shit makes it look cool
>>343906376
but anonyour my waifu
Never played any Castlevania's, what are the best and worst ones?
Was that a penis dangling down there?
>>343906321
Disregarding the touch screen every thing else is better than aria of sorrow.
>>343906471
You're waifu a shit
>>343906467
Can't top those Hagane backflips though
>>343905392
Isn't it just Reddit spamming haHAA? I mean, they are on twelve years old on average, wearing fedoras and all.
I would hope it's just a minority of people who spam that of /v/ shitters, but that's just what if like to think.
>>343906436
I miss this show
S2 never
Pity clap. That was a pity clap.
that impression wasn't half bad
>>343906471
this is the worst one being run right now
>>343906475
Aria and Dawn are the only good ones. SotN is completely ruined by the inverted castle and all non-metroidvanias are shit.
>They fell for the Alice story
...
>>343906475
>Best
The ones I like
>worst
The ones I hate
mario speedruns when?
I thought it was a decent impression.
>there's a Skyrim speedrun
>>343906437
look down
>>343906525
LUL
>>343906061
>>343906093
You niggas is alright.
I knew I recognized her from somewhere
How can anyone not like this game? The environments, the music, the bosses.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>343906616
It's usually decent since there is a lot of glitch abuse which is always fun to watch.
People literally believing a small child could process what's going on enough to donate are the biggest fucking idiots in the world.
>no Heart of Fire during Julius Fight
Burn that shit down.
>>343906525
One could fucking HOPE it's just Reddit being Reddit but somehow I doubt it
>>343906645
is the better emote of this year. Thanks TB
>>343906664
I have already played SoTN
>>343905142
does he even still speedrun?
Man if I was a commentator and they said "hey if you do this embarrassing thing I'll donate more!" I would never fucking do it. Fuck charity and fuck memes
>>343906664
Ive only played and beaten one Castlevania; Dawn of Sorrow.
It was cool, nice music. Creepy vibe, but this one seems creepier.
>>343906664
did you forget where you are?I agree though, AoS is based
>>343906732
no, apparently he has arthritis
>>343906720
Here's your (You)
>Heart of Fire
But that's wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgAYzVo-Ag
>>343906748
>hating artificial fun
>>343905142
If I ever make a horror game this will be the monster.
>based romscout next
get hype!
>>343905252
YOURE A NUT
>>343906616
>>343906684
I wish there was a no clipping run where they utilize all the poor design choices and level up/enchant as fast as possible or something.
Constantly clipping through shit gets old in any game
>>343906732
"he" doesn't speedrun anymore, no.
God I miss Cosmo, too bad any% died.
>>343906803
They named it Heart of Fire in that online multiplayer game, Can't Wait Until Night got a different Yoko remix.
>>343906876
Never got past Ganons Tower barrier.
>still no donations to name a file or character named COSMO
baka fucking rich donation fags need to get their shit together
>>343906840
And he gets to do two runs too.
>>343906475
Start with 1 and then 3. Then play Castlevania IV and Rondo of Blood. Maybe Dracula X.
>>343905285
Like a disproportionate amount of fags do, he'll kill himself as soon as he perceives he is no longer cute.
I hope he livestreams it
How can you be good at doing all these glitches, but then just suck ass when it comes to actually fighting?
>purists arguing Any% is "cheating"
Who are these Facebookfags and why are they here on this board?
>>343906840
I wonder how thick is penis is
>>343904862
Gdq now has no sense of community or atmosphere. Just a guy sat there with 2/3 people sat behind them.
>>343906859
There's an any% glitchless category. Almost nobody runs it though.
>>343906936
they would block it
same way they will take your 1k donation but not read out the comment if it's "bad" in their eyes
>>343906998
narcissists who were schooled by the american mantra of "you and your opinions matter"
>>343906840
Love that guy. Him, PJ, and Richter are my favorite castlevania runners.
>>343907048
>>343906859
http://www.speedrun.com/skyrim#Any_Glitchless
>Bioshock run was done on Easy
>>343907112
>im 14 and just saw my first comedy special
>>343907181
it requires vita chambers
>>343907181
>donation incentive thrown out the window at the last second
kek'd, people actually paid money
What kind of a virtual console is that?
>>343907181
Yeah it's a speedrun dude
>>343907231
who are you quoting?
This shit in interesting, yo
>>343907181
And was the best run so far.
>>343907231
>poland
>Avenged Sevenfold
[Bleeds Eternally]
>Glitch exhibitions
NO ONE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
>Symphony of the Night
>blindfolded
This is gonna be cool isn't it?
>>343907181
It's called speedrunning, not make it slower on purpose running.
>>343905142
Cosmo didn't morph into a tranny, he morphed into a fucking demon.
>>343907181
If running a game on easy lets you run it faster then I guess its okay. It is a speedrun after all.
The alternative is to have different speedrun categories per difficulty.
For example in Bioshock there were certain jumps that could not be done on a hard difficulty due to the amount of fall damage taken.
>>343905142
it's like a bit of weird art
>it's a speed run on the easiest difficulty episode
why don't they use cheat codes to finish the game quicker?
the option is there, the developers put it in
>this game is REALLY BROKEN like REALLY broken
>if you do this one retarded thing no one with a social life or fully functioning brain would do at the exact same frame as another retarded thing then you can phase through a wall!!!
yeah real fucking broken
Is using notes during a speedrun considered cheating?
>>343907258
Explain, I'd like to hear this
>>343907363
I do
>>343905112
Fuck why is this the saddest thing I've seen all day. He can be annoying sometimes but damn does he have a big heart
>>343907407
>The alternative is to have different speedrun categories per difficulty.
this is what most communities do when it comes to games with difficulty settings.
strangely enough, the metal gear solid community bans runs on easy and very easy lol.
This is the face of a sinner.
>>343907515
No, but if you're reading and trying to play at the same time you're probably not going to beat the WR of an autist who memorized the route.
>look up one of the games in the schedule
>it's just a browser-based free game
what went wrong?
>>343907562
Literally me
How the fuck do people find this shit.
Is this a display of literal autism?
>>343907269
>>343907381
>>343907407
>it's a speedrun so we need to kill all the challenge and fun
this run is fucking garbage and this runner is a total sperg
>>343905509
I kind of don't want any of them to have a block. They should all be spread about so they don't feel boring after a while since the games are generally gonna be or at least feel the same. It's weird how they did that to Awful Games Done Quick, that's the one thing I want to be a block.
>>343907476
because the developers put those in for the specific purpose of cheating. that's why they're literally called "cheats."
>>343907515
Physical notes are fine imo, reviewing them uses time so it's probably more of a hindrance than anything.
I still don't know why they mistranslated Kali as Curly.
>>343904862
No one ever notices. All they do is complain about the lotioned dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling.
>>343904862
What happened to the faggot with the shades, he was pretty chill to watch and it's filthy rich.
>>343907582
looks cute
>>343907579
Ah, thank you
>>343907483
It's a speedrunning event, anon, why do you even watch it with a mindset like that?
>>343907476
Because that is not interesting and requires no skill or planning ahead.
francois?
>>343907263
Wii U
>>343907670
you look cute
>the french language is literally a bug
And no one was surprised.
MUUAAUHAAAA THE FRENSCH
>not appreciating glitches
Plebs
Oui U
JOYEUX JOUR DE L'INDEPENDANCE MES COUILLES
>>343907592
>literally a fictional character
This fucking place
>>343907606
But anon, the challenge IS the speedrun.
>>343907365
What are you talking about? SotN isn't even on the schedule.
>>343907745
I remember that I could glitch on school.
>>343907742
mmMMMMMmmmMMMmmm
>>343907582
>seckswrecks
that's why
>>343905007
let's start a new general called /sgg/ "speedgaming general" and separate it from the dramafaggots at srg
it might actually work
>>343907562
>sorry for what? our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of our dicks
This is actually interesting, better than the run itself
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
>>343907745
>le epic floorclipping wow so funny and random xD
nah
>>343907562
>Sorry_for_what.png
WRYYYYYYYYY
>>343907536
It's in reverse, retard. Here's the actual run. You can see the room getting fuller and fuller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkYMibrGtEw
if you listen clearfully
>meme categories
>>343907823
Crumps is a stupid faggot.
>>343907823
who
>>343906223
what's AGP?
>meme categories
This is probably one of the better glitch exhibitions I've seen.
>>343907536
Therese gif is played backwards.
people don't actually find this shit funny, do they?
>>343907515
No, but don't expect a good time if you haven't learned the route.
I started out with near 2 pages when learning my speedgame
Eventually you just mentally link the actions to the places, it's kind of like learning to play a song.
Now I don't need any, but on the rare occasions that I actually make it into the endgame, I'll glance just to check I'm doing it right.
Did he just say.... meme category?
So this is the kid that wavedashed to school every day?
>>343907629
I don't know how they wrote it in the japanese version but if it's かーり or かーりー for some reason and not かり, I can see how it would happen.
>>343907742
>>343907839
>>343907909
nooo don't do this to my favorite game
>>343907847
I want to fuck Ritsuko sensei
>>343901553
a late fuck you
>>343907956
Agreed.
>>343907968
is mitch autistic? he totally ignored the cutie in the middle
fucking everytime i hear the word meme i physically cringe it needs to stop
I bet a TAS of this game could execute arbitrary code and do pong in Castlevania like you can do Snake in Super Mario World.
>>343907823
oh boy I sure do love getting all the hot news of internet nobodies here on /v/ - eceleb drama
>>343907968
BASED
>>343907987
He noclipped under the ground and wave dashed to the principal's office. THEN HE BECAME THE PRINCIPAL and stun locked the janitor.
TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
>>343908028
Don't you know? Girls have cooties.
that was good
>>343907871
Just go back to /r/PuristsAgainstSpeedrunningAndAnyPercent already
Wow that was fucking worth it you retarded kike just fucking die
This was a really fun run. Cool glitches too.
>>343908058
Who is this?
>>343908070
The TAS of this game is already insane as it is.
This was a really boring and bad run. When is Majora's Mask?
Guys it's finally fucking over.
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
>>343907823
what did he do to deserve hate?
AND YOU!
voice of this guy sucks for narrating gameplay
mumbling cunt
>>343908028
>cutie
>colored hair
>tattoos
No
>>343908203
gtfo
Haven't watched anything so far, but now I got free time. Is there anythinggreatthat I have missed? Usually during these A/SGDQ there's 95% shit and 5% entertaining as fuck runs. Was there anything of the latter category yet?
_VB is just a cute nervous anime girl
>>343907915
>speedrunning used to be fun
>and you!
>>343907823
>>343908058
i watched this dude once when he was doing the final fantasy marathon thing with cereth and he's the saltiest motherfucker i've seen in my life
and >>343908224
>and you
Aww
>>343908240
>le alt-chicks are ugly meme
neck yourself
let's get those doctors some borders for their wives' sons.
Cool run
>>343908070
>>343908164
You should see the Harmony of Dissonance TAS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiGoGt0vJE
That was enjoyable.
All the no-fun teens here, why the fuck do you continue to watch?
>>343907980
Yes anon, the people involved in the event are a lot like the ones watching them.
Bet you feel they are taking your memery away.
So, I missed the Star Wars segment, how it was?
>>343908102
Sauce.
>>343908249
the kotor was top-tier this event. i honestly didn't expect it to be as good as it was.
He gave us a (you)!
>>343908326
god I hate speedrunning
I keep watching for memes
How many more hours of castlevania?
>>343908294
They are if they're ugly and annoying which is 90% of them
>>343907915
That's really cool.
>>343908352
Ehhh.
LOL more like something AUTISTIC dot net
SomethingArtistic? More like SomethingArtistic!
>somethingautistic.net
>>343908058
>>343907823
If you are going to play reporter-of-gdq-meme-news could you atleast post your shit with context so we can understand what it was that we called you a huge faggot for posting?
>>343907742
I'll never unsee it now.
>>343908294
you have objectively bad taste
>>343908330
No, I fucking hate it when people say stuff like "meme [object]". It physically pains me that it is leaking out.
Man, you can really tell how mainstream speedrunning got by now
who is the thick qt on the left?
I had no idea somethingartistic was a god damned sticker store. How are they sponsored by a company that exclusively sells stickers?
>>343908394
Go the fuck outside.
>>343908212
He claimed RPG limit break stole his idea for a final fantasy speedrun marathon and called them all fakes and crooks.
I enjoyed it. Lots of fun info. That and (you) was clever.
>>343908352
Jedi Academy was ok
that was the best run so far
Something ARTistic?! Jesus I have honestly thought for the last 2 years it was a Something Autistic. A charity for autism.
That logo is fucking awful.
Fuck me.
>>343908441
You sure are.
>>343908317
EX CUSE ME WHAT
>>343908406
I stopped watching like 5 minutes in because MC was bugging out and couldn't move.
How did things go after that?
>>343908352
JKJA god tier
KOTOR shit
that's all I watched
>>343908425
>>343908427
i was waiting for this the entire event
>>343908398
2 hours left. It should be done around 3:30pm (EST).
>>343908352
dark forces was cool, jedi academy was meh, kotor was trash
>>343908352
JKJA was the only mildly interesting one and that's because the guy who ran it did at least a line of coke before going on stage. TAKE A BATH.
>>343908208
Yes, the run is finally over...
HOWEVER...
HOYP!
>>343908463
>he thinks people attend GDQs to watch a stream they could watch at home
>he thinks the only thing happening at the event is the marathon itself.
lmao
>>343908519
epic
I wanna FUCK an autistic girl.
Where to find one? How do I woo her?
>>343908501
Why are you giving him attention?
>>343908491
Just like 4Chan is sponsored by a company that sells japanese male dildo.
>>343908461
It annoys you because it belongs only in your secret virtual club.
>>343907992
I can see it going on like that. It just interesting how people doesn't recognize some mithological figures. One would think they should if you need to translate a game like this. I'm probably retarded for thinking like this, though.
>>343908589
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>>343908427
You fucked up.
look they almost filled up 20% of the seats
>>343908538
KotOR just isn't really very interesting to speed run. Nothing much happened.
>Most donators don't realize the HYPE meme is dead
>Tune in
>Just missed Aria of Sorrow
Aw.
>>343908352
Jedi Academy was good, the runner was super enthusiastic about everything.
Kotor was pure dogshit.
Didn't see dark forces.
>>343908352
TAKE A BATH
>audience no longer yell out hyop
so they banned fun so much that you can't yell out hyop anymore
I like tomboys!
>>343908317
>Hey I guess I could spare some of my time to watch thi-
>55 seconds
Oh.
Greetings from germany
>>343908501
Doesn't seem like all that a unique idea.
GREETINGS
>>343908352
Jedi Academy was the best run of the day yet
KOTOR was 90 minutes of total boring dogshit.
>>343908645That's the joke.
>>343908693
that was a good ban tho
>GERMAN POWER!
arrest this fucking nazi!
>>343908643
Wrong meem you dip
>>343908709
good taste
>German Power
>>343908614
more important question, are autistic girls the easiest ones to redpill?
>>343908709
who gives a shit faggot
Have you had a bath yet, /v/?
>german power
APOLOGIZE
Will we ever get the fun, autistic gdqs of old back?
>>343907915
I think I watched that
he fucked up the machine really badly
>Germans will win Thursday
Well, hopefully (and Sunday).
alice doesn't even exist fuck you
SO RANDOM LOL XD
>>343908709
Who doesn't?
>>343908603
If there are casual rooms, how come there are no streams for those?
>>343908317
>start vid
>DSH DSH DSH DSH DSH DSH DSH DSH
>>343908369
This fucking guy.
>>343908693
What the hell even happened to the GDQs? I didn't watch AGDQ this year, but this SGDQ just feels less fun than last year.
>that donation just now with the ultra crocodiles
I now have terminal cancer
>so randum XD donation
Hahaha so funni donation XD
This is the worst GDQ ever.
>>343908693
does this meme come from past editions?
same with save the animals I take
>>343908317
Huh
>>343908624
>male dildo.
and what exactly makes that different from female dildo
>>343908857
These donation messages are certainly trying there best
GERMAN POWER
ALICE ISN'T REAL CALLING IT
ULTRASCORPIONS LOL
>>343908856
I am sorry おführer-sempai
>>343908614
I actually met an autistic girl at college and almost fucked her.
I didn't even know she was autistic for a while but she started chatting me up while I was doing laundry and she kept going on about some play she was in, and i kept saying 'uh huh, that's cool' and shit like that. She was pretty cute, a little chubby but nice tits and she would generally touch me while she was talking to me. I went over to her apartment to watch Rocky's Horror Picture Show one night and she was literally talking through the whole movie and i started to put 2 and 2 together. Had to call it off after that.
jesus fucking christ I can't believe someone wrote that drivel
>>343908840
i had2
>HOIP
...
>>343905551
>>cotm shit
You fuck off first.
>>343908883
>casual rooms
jesus christ, just stop.
>>343908631
I'm not sure how translating actually works in games, maybe the translator never saw any context for the text?
>>343908709
I want to lick a midriff
>>343908883
Because twitch doesn't allow team relay cuckoldry.
FIRST FOR ALICE
>>343908921
Female dildos have a dolphin/rabbit attached to stimulate the girlclit.
Male dildos do not.
>donators still trying to force the HYOOYOYIIYYPPP meme
holy shit you fucking losers
is this what happens when a reddit meme becomes too reddit even for autistic losers like speedrunners
>Blaring weeb music in the background
>>343908921
it's an onahole
>>343908950
that's not how you diagnose people with autism. sorry to break the bad news.
GOD DAMN IT I CLOSE THE STREAM FOR 10 SECONDS AND MISS ULTRA CROC DONATION FUCK
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS 5 YEAR OLD GIRL WAS REAL CLEARLY JUST TO GET RETARDS DONATING
I HATE IT ALL
>>343909057
I want to fuck alice
>>343909060
you know the rabbit attach shit is used for your balls aswell right retard?
anyone have the gif of the room dancing and caveman being a killjoy
what the fuck is this alice meme? I just tuned in, pls spoonfeed me
GREETING FROM GERMONEY
GREETING FROM GERMONEY
GREETING FROM GERMONEY
GREETING FROM GERMONEY
HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE TO THINK A 5 YEAR OLD COULD EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON
What's the most cringe message someone could write?
wasnt she the same girl kissing on the fat guy at the other gdc? What a slut, moving from ugly nerd to ugly nerd
>>343909075
Super weeb
QUICK
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GDQ SPEEDRUN EVER OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL IMPLODE
What the fuck's up with these guys donating to her?
>this music
Please let it end
>>343909171
>Shout out to all my bros on 4chan!
>>343908950
>talking through the whole movie
So she was an average woman?
>>343909171
Greetings from germany etc
whats with the alice donations?
>>343909198
Xero_Kynos
>>343908629
No, it annoys me because it is retarded.
HOW LONG IS THIS SETUP JESUS
>>343909198
Crash Bandicoot 2 - SGDQ 2015
>quack
IT'S KWEH, YOU FAGGOT
>>343909198
sim city by mr k
>>343909198
MrMonopoly
what is it with watching stream taking up a shit ton of memory? it even leaks too, fuck. tried every browser seeing if thats an issue but they all suffer the same thing.
>>343908317
What.
>>343909198
1 handed vanquish speedrun
>>343909149
And to think all these years I've been putting my feminine dildos in upside down.
So much lost time to make up for.
>>343909127
I mean, like, she just didn't know social cues and would talk right through me. And rarely ever looked me in the eye. There were plenty of signs but i ignored them because i was getting attention.
>>343909198
c-Caveman running TRAG
>>343909250
According to/lgbt/it's a pretty popular MtF name
CGN F-Zero GX
>>343909171
>barbie WR holder
That's the one
>>343908950
this just sounds like your average theatrecuck
why aren't castlevania metroidvania games more popular?
they are action loot games that are skill based. just like a souls game.
most loot games are MMORPGs or diablo clones, absolutely not skill based, pathetic.
greetings from sweden
>I've played a lot of skyrim
>but still somehow the extent of how shittily coded it is shocks me!
>>343909323
use livestreamer
>Arcomage
Based M&M bro
>>343909315
LINK
>>343909171
Greetings from Germany! I used to watch this with my dad who sadly passed away because of cancer last month, so let's kick cancers butt! Shoutout to all my bros on 4chan! Let's kill those animals.
>greetings from Sweden
is out shitposting Greetings From Germany
>>343909323
So stop using a browser to watch? Livestreamer+vlc
>>343909323
Livestreamer, mate.
Someone post the guide for this anon
>>343908501
So he's a faggot and the hate is justified
fuck off
>lusty argonian maid
wew
>>343909090
This exactly fits my needs.
>>343909198
Chulip
>>343909315
my nigga
Has anyone sperged out yet this year like Chibi or the Crash 2 asspie?
>>343909060
>girlclit
hey stop attaching a gender to things that don't need it you
you'll confuse the children
>>343909186
>he does not know that woman go to these events to get fucked by as many beta males as possible
>he probably does not know about the late night gangbangs
oh wow. top kek mate. sure is summer in here
Things you shouldnt say to a grill at a speedrun convention
matt sounds like a fucking edgelord
F flowzilla
>>343909340
social awkwardness doesn't make someone autistic you fucking dolt.
>>343909434
>vlc
>>343909323
Stop using the twitch chat.
>>343909470
BANNED!
>>343909357
I was going to say this but I remembered Naegleria wouldn't shut his fucking mouth and that tarnished the memory a bit. CGN's runs are magic though.
>>343909465
you sound pretty mad, what's wrong??
>>343909412
>>343909434
>>343909457
ill google it, thanks anons
>>343909397
>castlevania
>like a souls game
>>343909016
Why?
I assume they mean a room with people just playing shit.
>>343909505
no, now stop shitting up the thread
>>343909528
uh.....umm..........uh
is blueglass there?
Alice story was obviously made up
fucks sake
>>343909505
some guy told the donation reader to kill herself because she read donations when he asked for quiet time
the stream was muted for a few minutes afterwards and he was promptly kicked out and banned
>>343909528
I bet I could set a world record with you.
>>343909539
I don't think you get it, she would fucking talk to me as if i was a fucking statue, like right through me and I would talk and she would completely ignore me.
how likely is it to get pussy at this event? are the girls going there all frigid turbo virgins or can I get some action. i'm from two towns over and actually a normie. I wanna bang a girl tonight and not pay an escort so...
>>343909528
I'd like to speedrun dat ass
>>343909528
Congratulations on your world record
>>343909419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gCs4_MpjM
>>343909623
This.
>>343909470
>>343909581
missed that what was it?
>>343909556
the >vlc meme doesn't work when it comes to streams you incompetent shit. while vlc is shit for media, it's the best one for watching streams
>>343909615
nope
>>343909567
I have the chat hidden and twitch still rapes itself up to that 2.7gb used, fucking ridiculous
>>343909594
>they are action loot games that are skill based
Did you just skim over this part?
>>343909521
How will people differentiate between boyclits and girlclits then?
It's like saying lady-cop or stewardess.
>Still not done
Is it more fun than last year?
>>343909594
Can you read? I believe I said "action loot games that are skill based".
Are you saying that soul games AREN'T that?
nice.
>>343909625
When was this?
>>343909021
That's the most reasonable explanation.
>>343909528
You're on world record pace, baby
>>343909525
What episode is this?
>>343904862
i just realized that this SGDQ sucks because lack of trihex
>>343909528
I can raise your son for you
>>343909630
No, I hear you. I just don't think you understand what the screening process for an autism diagnosis actually involves, nor do I think you're educated enough to diagnose anyone with anything.
https://twitter.com/ShowVideoGames/status/746424267374477312
>>343909682
WHY NOT
>>343909674
mpc-hc is still better
>>343909674
>Having it installed in the first place
>>343909625
yea I heard he also broke the controller and threw it at her
>>343909735
During the New Super Mario Bros 2 run.
>>343909756
i diagnose you as one
>>343909689
Use Livestreamer you fuck.
I wanna see DMC3 all S rank speedrun
>>343909751
new
>I was planning on buying some games with it but there are people who need it more than I do
what a fag
>>343909198
a flying game called wings i believe
guy broke his own record during the marathon even though he fucked up during 1 part
>>343909528
What are your donation incentives?
>>343909608
hi chibi :3
>>343909528
Huh.....didn't think i could speedrun fucking.
>>343909525
why is a bunch of almost-virgins fucking in their late-20s something worth knowing about?
>>343907807
it's the "Setup Block 2" right after Dracula X.
>>343909689
>hidden
No you have to use the popout and close the window with the original in-browser player so the twitch chat is completely closed. Or just use the faggot's livestreamer shit.
>>343909528
Can you stop kitting?
>>343909608
go to bed chibi
>>343909770
he's in hospital or whatever
>>343909694
no that's just the most loosethread forced association to another game
action and loot in games that require skill covers a pretty fucking huge variety of games
>>343909525
theres a wemb of this girl making out with a fat guy at another gdc
>>343909198
F-Zero GX by CGN
I love these threads as much as e3 threads. I love y'all too. <3
who is alice?
>>343909672
some swede donator wanted the morrowind run to be done with an argonian female like the lusty argonian maid
>>343909770
Banned for having too much fun.
>Doesn't draw a penis
>>343909625
>>343909780
video please
>people hating on the castlevania block
>people hating on the GBA castlevania games
nigga they are the apex of the series, fuck right off
Based runner and based couch
>>343909909
Oh I had to refresh the schedule.
Huh.
That's awesome.
>>343909970
me too
can someone link to the flintstones moment?
>>343909756
ok well whatever, she was clearly mentally challenged in some way. either way it felt weird to continue a relationship with someone I felt I could take advantage of.
>>343909970
fag
where's blechy
>>343910051
It gets fucking old when 80% of the games are 10 years old platformers.
>>343909741
Should be Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment. He wears this hat in the episode.
>>343909886
>>343909940
>wanting more memes
are you sure you aren't chibi?
>>343909970
let's dance
>this runners voice
Eww, I'll be back for the next one
>low fun run
>>343909630
That's not autism you autist, that's just a talkative woman being a talkative woman.
>>343909970
>>343910165
dancing is fun
>>343910183
SGDQ holds the world record in that
>>343909625
I'm starting to turn around to this meme
>>343910151
thanks
>>343910160
are you sure you aren't really really mad all over this thread?
>>343910189
It's one of thing to talk over someone, it's another to not respond to social cues like 'OK i'm clearly uncomfortable right now, please shut the hell up'.
Women are supposed to be the best at reading subtle signs like that.
about to le take a bath to xD avoid this run
ama
wheres the new thread u fucking faggots
>>343910425
right here
>>>/mu/66177559
>>343909874
Wow finally a borderless stream window
thank you anon
>Brossentia fighting romscout for mic time
Why won't he shut the fuck up and let the runner talk
>>343909874
What's the advantage to using this compared to something like Bog's awesome stream2vlc script?
>>343909198
I wanna be the boshy by WitWix
>>343909198
either boshy by witwix or the Tetris tournament...I think it was AGDQ 2014? whenever the first one was
>>343906689
I browse /v/ and watch Twitch 4Head better hope harder PogChamp LUL
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