SGDQ2016 THREAD #77
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/v/irgin edition
Tell me how I can get banned at GDQ
>>343900880
fuck you
>>343900836
and you too
Who's your favorite Lee?
Mine is Niggard Lee.
>>343900897
Scream when a streamer asks for serious time
thanks for the new bread boss
>>343900897
Talk how you talk on 4chan but at GDQ instead.
>>343900880
rude
>>343900614
Beaten it like 8 times. Easily my favorite 3D CV.
>>343900627
>>343900825
This. The bad stages come around the middle, the game is still pretty damn good.
>le
>>343900897
Have fun.
I miss Cosmo
>Pretending you have a daughter so you can get your donation read
>Castlevania SOTN blindfolded
What next, Gone Home blindfolded? Where are all the challenging runs this year?
>>343900880
Well fuck you too.
>>343900836
delete this
>>343900965
I thought I was hearing things.
Where is blueglass, no meme answer please
>Narcissy gets mentioned by runner
>type "shoutouts to mental illness" in the chat
>get perma banned
Salty niggers
>>343901007
No Dark Souls means no challenging runs.
Speedruns are still a thing? Think I last seen some in like 2013 or even before... damn
what do they run nowadays?
>>343900923
oh wow I think I know this guy, wasn't he the one who runs zelda?
is it a halloween pic? he was cool
Castlevania is one of the shittiest series ever, right with Resident Evil.
It manage to be even more boring than zelda.
>le
>>343901082
Name a non-shitty series, anon.
>Narcissa
Who?
>NARCISSA
>mentioning the unclean one
>It keeps happening
run ruined because this idiot keeps bringing up that faggot
He said it again. STOP.
Who is the token nigger on the couch?
>>343900836
The fags that keep spamin "lee" in the chat is this a new meme for twitch
>>343901007
>Castlevania SOTN blindfolded
Oh shit really? Noice
>le
spit out my juice
Does anybody have a link to the moot donation about his wife's son?
>>343901082
Are these threads just to say the stupidest things you can think of for bait?
Okay I can't keep watching this if he is going to give shoutouts to Narcissa the whole time. I'll be back when there's an actual good run.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Narcissa
>>343901201
she's just a computer-illiterate grandma
>There are people who want to fuck cosmo (narcissa)
>>343901027
i bet he was bummed once he figured it out
>>343901273
>overtriggered
God I hope he talks more about the things they did with Narcissa and how hard they were.
I USED TO BLAME SOMEONE THAT DIDN'T EXIST A LIKELY STORY
>>>>((('Narcissa')))
>>343901294
Who committed treason. Reminder that she is also qualified to practice law and still did this and got away with it.
https://youtu.be/FxdhE5O0mGw?t=26s
Warning.
Not for the faint of heart.
You were warned.
>too much of a pussy to do the waterway
>>343901207
Just that. They hired a random negro to keep the diversity quota up.
It's actually pretty sad. This guy was obviously friends with Cosmo before things went poorly and he's just trying to hang onto his friend even now
>>343901308
I want to fuck her nasal
Is he saying "le" unironically?
>>343901406
yes
>>343901079
Yeah, he fell pretty far.
>>343901308
no there isnt
just woke up, last run i saw was jedi academy. what'd i miss?
>>343901391
Don't worry, the two Towers are much much harder.
>>343901325
Based m2k
Why oisnt the mentally ill tranny at this event anyway?
>>343901461
This is a cute image. Thanks anon.
>>343901201
>implying every politician doesn't simply put their own interests above everything else
>>343901454
Some girl was escorted off because she did a twirl and you could see her butt
>>343901454
Nothing of note
>>343901367
It's not fucking treason, which is explicitly defined in the Constitution, but it's still bullshit that she's being allowed to get away with her negligence.
>>343901079
>Speedruns are still a thing?
they've been a thing since the late 90s. the community is only growing, and it's not going away any time soon.
>>343901389
JUST
I don't hear the "le"s you guys are talking about
where are they
>>343901461
>you will never be a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>343901367
She didn't do it deliberately. It's just careless and dumb. But it's the kind of thing her generation can get away with.
>>343901505
What? Caps?
>>343901389
>the Filthy Frank part
I shouldn't of laughed
>>343901495
my c & u combination folder needs a bit of refill
>>343901505
That sounds hilarious, got a webm or link?
>>343901486
they know SHE'd have a high chance of causing drama for no reason but they won't say that of course.
>>343901308
wanna take a stab at the gap in her teeth
>>343901454
Guy got pushed off screen for "subtly" flashing something on his phone at the camera
>>343901553
>>343901461
Now this is anime spam I can get behind. Not obnoxious, just cute
>itdatboy meme filename
I hope somebody snipes this shit with something else.
>>343901575
Maybe in the next life anon.
We posting yuri now?
>>343901389
What's the context of this video? What's up with the tears?
>>343901579
That doesn't fucking matter, negligence is still a crime.
How the fuck did I play these 3d abominations?
>All that aliasing
>flickering textures
>shit camera
>shit audio
help
>>343901207
[ALERT CODE RED]
RULE VIOLATION HAS BEEN RECORDED
[ALERT CODE RED]
EVACUATE IMMEDIATLY
>>343901553
a
>>343901553
fu
>>343901575
I am a cute girl tho
>>343901553
jokes on you. The cat is protecting me.
Yo wtf
Why would he try to clip something
This ain't Halo, you don't respawn in the same room
>>343901159
>>343901553
>>343901575
girls a shit, boys are better.
>>343901678
>tfw in my mind early 3D looked pretty cool
But if I go back to games like DK64 now it makes me question if my memory is working right
>>343901713
think again
>>343901159
>>343901553
Stop this shit, Sheldor.reply to this post or a trap will rape you in the ass in your sleep tonight
>>343901604
>hilarious
yeah right you just want to jerk off
>>343901678
You actually cared about gameplay rather than felating your tiny dick over tech specs and performance
>>343901665
>What's up with the tears?
He made a big mistake and it's too late to turn back
>>343900923
Mac Demarco lookin strange desu
>>343901729
Is there more to this?
Has there been any cuckening this year?
BASIC LEE
>I don't need this money, others can use it better
>donates to a corporation
A reminder that there is a very good reason why USA caused the last big recession and almost made half of Earth go bankrupt.
Yurifags out, your fetish is shit tier.
>>343901794
>being able to get off to something as vanilla as a chick accidently flashing her cheeks
I fucking wish mate
>>343901769
>not wanting feminine benis
>>343901819
Sadly not
>>343901648
>>343901683
>>343901709
>>343901713
>>343901728
>being this weak-willed
This dude really needs someone to talk with while running...
>>343901806
But the gameplay is shit too
>>343901553
fuck
cosmo on suicide watch rn
>>343901729
post the one where she hugs her from behind
>americans are waking up
Fuck this shit, leave the shitposting to us bongs
>>343901553
>>343901769
>>343901869
What's the best yuri manga/anime?
Has Notch donated yet?
>>343901861
You just threw away the feminine penis, anon.
>Narcissa the type of chick to go tooth shopping at the GAP
>>343901763
>play dk64 as a kid
>locked off in the final area because i didnt collect something so i quit
>play banjo kazooie as a kid
>locked off in the final area because i didnt get some notes in tick tock woods
>didnt beat it for 3 more years
the collectathon bullshit even made me mad as a small boy
>>343901853
but its real life.
I would get harder to that than some cunt pornstar taking 4 dicks in her ass and cooch simultaneously
>>343901853
I'm sorry to say that I made it up.
>>343901553
(You)
>>343901906
>>343901871
never mind it was already here
can anyone report anime fags? jesus
>>343901208
It started last AGDQ with a Halo 4 run where the runner kept saying "basically" in nearly every sentence. Chat started spamming BASIC LEE with that emote and it stuck since.
>>343901725
God damn those textures look look shit. when did this game come out 2009
>>343901201
can someone give me the skinny on what she actually did? not from usa, so i only follow your politicians tangentially.
What makes Castlevania 64 such a bad game? Looks like your typical N64 3D platformer.
>>343901553
hmm
>>343901995
western /u/ ONLY
Remember the 7 million goyim
>>343901931
Boku Girl
FUCK OFF YURI FAGS
>>343901553
(You)
why do they all shout 'hype' like that
it's fucking embarrassing
>>343901553
>>343901819
No. Just the same pictures over and over because age gap yuri doesn't exist. The closest you can get is something like Gokujou Drops where the relationship started when they were little kids and then they meet up again. It's a pretty feelsy manga, so prob best to avoid it.
There are also some teenager on loli yuri manga out there, some motherxdaughter as well, but not enough.
>>343901848
>t. Self Insert Fag who can only get off on big dicks, man ass and balls
>>343901931
Love / Death is pretty fun. Not the best but one that I recently read.
>>343901553
What defines a game as being "summer"?
No Ice Levels?
>>343901406
Maybe he's french.
>>343901893
It's hard but satisfying
It's Castlevania
Only fags would complain about Castlevania being too hard
>making no money
>counting total money raised
pathetic desu
>>343901971
why didn't you just go find the shit you missed instead of being a little pussy?
>>343900897
I like that jump
>>343901553
FUCK YOU
>>343902129
pic related
>You will never have ahairy chub boyfriend to play vidya with
>>343902129
I think it's an attempt to pretend they are having fun. I don't remember it happening when gdq's were fun.
>>343902056
It was released right after SOTN.
The game had pretty good reviews upon release.
Is this the worst CastleMania ever?
>>343901931
What do you want? Do you want feels and sex? Gokujou Drops hands down. If you want feels, sex AND relationship (DRAMAH basically) then Girlfriends (it actually became a Best Seller in West due to this) is the best. If you want action, gore and shit like that (there is sex, but no nudity outside of bonus pages) then Murcielago. If you want action, edgy and subtext, then Trash.
>>343902056
AVGN fans are retarded
>>343902051
Read a newspaper so you don't get the /pol/ version.
>>343901680
this is amazing
>yuri
garbagepost futa on male or dominant traps instead
>>343902056
It's not bad it's actually pretty great
>>343902141
>no casting cost
>creature card with no P/T
0/10 shit card
>yuriposting
Holy shit animefags are actually doing something right for once
>>343902267
2 is genuinely worse
Why does it feel like every other run is on a Nintendo console?
>>343901814
>He made a big mistake and it's too late to turn back
But thats not really true until you lose the dick or balls.
I remember these Vampires taking a LOT more punishment. Is he playing on Easy or something?
>>343901553
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
jesus christ
>>343902238
>hairy
yuck
>>343902056
Not really.
SM64, Banjo, Conker and DK64 are all 100 times better than this shit
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>>343902145
>>343902113
>>343902017
>>343902297
Thanks!
>>343901553
>Its good because its on a Nintendo console
was that a fucking skeleton on a scooter?
>>343901976
>its real life
so its all amateur porn, theres literally no difference considering you are not there
>>343902358
I don't get it
this runner isn't that cool but this is one of my favorite speedgames
>>343902368
>not wanting to eat hairy ass
what a fagI bet you like them twinks you big homo
>>343902312
can't i just get a factual version from you?
Post more cute animes
>>343902434
>>343902201
because it was fucking boring then and it probably would be now
i just tried to get more balloons in DKR instead
>>343902347
He's using Sun cards all the time.
>>343902382
>SM64
Yes
>Banjo, Conker and DK64
Pffthahaha
Enjoy your collect-a-thons
>>343902429
it's just a parody of these runs
fuck off you yuri shitters for fuck's sake
girls can't feel pleasure without a penis being present
when will you learn?
>>343902051
She used her personal email to talk to various people about shit like defence and politics and plans and shit which could be considered giving away state secrets; treason essentially. Wikileaks released the emails they had that just reinforce the claim she did commit treason and the FBI have been talking to her. She is, however, a qualified lawyer and is very unlikely to get punished.
>>343902462No I like my men dominant, with a bit of meat on them
>>343902462
>wanting to eat hairy ass
Eww anon.
>>343902471
lmao, what a bitch baby you are.
>>343902497
>he doesn't know
wew
>>343902473
So?
Wait, does daytime make vampires weaker? TECHNOLOGY
>>343902514
Yeah, it would have to be proportional and it's not like she did anything particularly wrong.
>>343902238
>chub
no
>>343901553
Haha! Jokes on you.She's already dead.
>>343901553
fug
>>343902497
Good thing they're 2d fictional creations then, huh? In manga land, lolis can take poundings and don't die of internal bleeding, but you do that in real life and they'll get hurt and can die.
>>343902421
amazing isn't it?
>>343902564
fuck im le triggered xDD
>>343902586
>Wait, does daytime make vampires weaker? TECHNOLOGY
It does, he mentioned it several times in the initial phase of the run.
>>343902514
>however, a qualified lawyer
How the fuck does this not make her case even worse?
How do you people work?
>>343901553
>>343901553
>everyday someone's mom dies you posted or not
>>343902637
>i never took biology
fucking homeschooler
Guys
Fuck an escort tonight Y/N?
>>343902569
Galko a cute!
>>343901389
>BY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST, I CAST THEE OUT, SATAN, DEFILER OF MAN AND ENEMY OF GOD!
>>343902739
n
std
>>343901553
>>343902567
Fuck off with this gay shit
>>343902739
N
fap to yuri
>>343902739
Film it and share it
>Announcer calls message
>[current game] HYPE
>Noone is hype
>Noone has ever been hype
>Stop these messages
>>343902739
y
hire one to fuck you in the ass
>>343902707
i think he meant in a 'she's well trained in getting out of situations like this' kind of way
are mods fapping on their dead mothers?
>>343901553
FUCK OFF
>>343902739
stream it
>>343902758
that's a bigfont
>Those framedrops
>>343902739
Only if you speed run it.
>>343900836
what did she mean by this?
>>343901553
eat shit
has anything changed from when cosmo ran this game?
>>343902739
What are the options?
>>343902707
It means she's unlikely to be punished because she understands the law very well and anybody trying to prosecute her would need to be fucking amazing OR have rock solid evidence. You can have an amazing lawyer and fuck up when you're in the stand, she's qualified and would know what to say and what to do.
She also will be beholden to nobody and could represent herself.
She's a lawyer, she knew what she was doing and anything she did she could defend herself from. She knows she can't be pressured or threatened or tricked. She knows the law extremely well and she can use it to her advantage.
Console games LUL
>That fucking framerate.
is this the worst GDQ for us horny males?
no good webms yet, im dissapoint
>>343902830
>being a lawyer
>implies she does very well at the stuff
>she failed at completely causing all this
>>343902930
his gender
>>343902935
They have the evidence, but they just came out and said they won't indict her because she didn't mean it.
>>343902725
What are you talking about anon?
>>343902569
>>343902758
>>343902863
>>343903003
brehs...
>>343901325
>mfw it's real
>fucking castlevania dude jumping like he's on the moon
Based consoles
>great cause
Out of the 7 million donated, how much actually goes to their organization?
>>343903003
HIGH
TEST
>>343902976
there's bound to be some cute speedgals coming up. last year there were at least 3 girl runners
>too fat to do it
BANNED
>>343903015
What the flying fuck, Yemen?
FAT SHAMING BAN THIS FILTH
why the fuck don't they do anything more interesting liike invite developers on the bench or hot cosplayers
>>343902934
Currently leaning between two
1 is a model-tier high-class girl, but probably a bit prudish
2 is a chubby, kinky chick, but not as hot as 1
>>343902976
Last Agdq was at least funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iidQDjK3jfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>343903003
HNNGGGG
I always thought there was a lot of Castlevania in Dark Souls but the Tower of Execution actually does look like Sen's Foretress.
>>343901325
m2k is the fucking best
>No giant fish god
This is why I hate speedrunning.
>Reinhardt too fat
Implying fat is bad
Triggered! Ban this asshole
>>343903139
why is her pussy crying?
>>343903080
Apparently all of it. Twitch sponsers the event, everyone is there voluntarily
>>343903129
too triggering
>>343903139
i can hear the hammer
>>343903078
>not funding kazuhira miller's burger laundering
>>343903015
what blows my mind is that while they're not allowed to marry underaged here in bongland, they can come in if the deed is already done and nobody blinks
I'm so fucking tired of hearing the phrase "kill the animals" over and over at every one of these events. They always say it loud and proud every 5-10 minutes the entire fucking event and sometimes people even cheer. They might as well be saying "lynch the niggers" or something. It's so fucking weird and unfitting for this otherwise super family-friendly event, and it frankly bothers the fuck out of me.
>>343903139
This pic rustles me.
>>343902985
Then there is no problem then, is there? They were worried when she becomes POTUS they'll get killed.
MODS
>>343903169
No shit. The one in Legacy of Darkness is even more similar. Dark Souls didn't have an original byte in it.
>No penises
Shit thread.
>>343903015
>the one were Chandler goes to Yemen and comes back different than before
>>343903139
>>343903227
>>343903264
mods are faggots
>>343903139
>>343903227
nice
>>343900937
That whole Lee thing is cancer
>>343902462
Not gay but if i were you boyfriend you'd be eating hairy dick, i'm in charge of this, you faggot.
>>343903223
Not that, it's just literally every other donation message has those two words.
>>343903274
Nah, rather the people running away from them.
>twitch mods ban "essential lee" now
>>343903172
Will M2K use the rage from being catfished to win EVO?
>>343900923
Something about him doesn't seem wright...
>>343902462
>not wanting to have a smooth thin feminine bf so you can both dress up as girls and play vidya together
Gay
>>343903371
Pretty sure they just have bot for it
>>343903238
They should say "Praise the sun" instead.
>>343903227
literally me on top
objectively the only good twitch emote. use it sparingly
Protect muh runners speech tendencies
>>343901553
Ugh fuck you dude
Do they ever do DMC at these things? Is there somewhere you can see a schedule?
>>343903379
Why would he be at a fighting game tournament?
>>343903420
He's the only one who needs to dress like a girlpreferably while he fucks my ass.
>>343903124
mudslimes gonna mud
>>343903459
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>343903459
They did DMC4 last time and the runner gave a shout out to /cgg/
>>343903420
This Anon gets it
Excelent taste
>>343903439
The speech bubble?
>>343903459
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Is that based fucking Iceplug on the couch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigkD-ylT78
>>343903379
I don't know but he finally conequered Hbox which is his final demon. I think he can do it if he's in full angry2king/robot mode
Firefox keeps crashing for me every few hours if I keep Twitch chat up.
Any of you guys have this problem as well?
>>343903482
Because Sm4sh and Melee are at it.
>>343903457
I can almost smell your gross NEET stink, ewww... go away fatty.
>>343903420
Being cute with another cutie is the best way to go
>Time's coming up soo- TIME
Nice warning
>>343901553
My mom doesn't know I save her life every week putting up with this shit
>>343903157
I say take option (1).
The idea that she is prude is just an assumption right now.
She might be even more of a freak than chubs.
Get your dick wet on quality women, bro.
finally this shit is over
GUYS HOW DO I GO FAST
>>343903573
>I keep Twitch chat up
Found your problem.
>Ryan Hart
Can we switch to good games now?
>>343903573
Use livestreamer you idiot
SHOUTOUTS TO TRANNIES
>shoutouts to narcywarcy
>>343903573
just get livestreamer, twitch is ass and will fill your memory up to like 9gigs
>another /v/ shoutout
>narcissa
BIG SHOUTOUTS TO NARCISSA
>Narcissa
This shit needs to stop
>a lot better than I expected
>big shoutouts to narcissa for making me run this... wouldn't be able to do it without you
>Yet another shoutout to the tranny freak
Why
>>343903124
>>343903236
>>343903274
>>343903502
>believing this is real
Americucks.
Donald is that you?
>Narcissa
>>343902342
he confirmed that his penis no longer works
N A R C I S S A
A
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C
I
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S
A
>Shoutouts to mental patients.
>more shoutouts to Narcissa.
I like this guy. Triggering /v/ multiple times in less than an hour.
>>343903639
The run or the yurishitters?
>All the decent games are early as fuck in the morning
>over 90% of the games are garbage
Why does this keep getting worse and worse each year?
>>343903664
>giving miku a fat toddler ass
Why?
>another shoutout to Narcissa
Say what you want but Narcy brought this shitty game back into relevancy.
His/her influence in speedrunning will always be known.
>>343903823
Awoo~
this guy and narcissa are banging, right?
I like to believe so
This thread should be purged, seriously.
>>343903649
But I like seeing the TriHards, especially during games like Ape Escape.
>>343903667
>>343903704
Already using Livestreamer, this is keeping Twitch chat popped out on a window thats causing the crashes.
>>343903741
Well not very well I imagine, but that can still turn back, it may not, but it can if he stops the shit.
Also who gives a shit his choices are being a faggot or a tranny it not like he really needs the dick.
What's the point of shoutouts?
Thing's retarded.
>>343903837
That was Cosmo, who is no longer with us.
i just realized it's almost been a year since she transitioned.
holy fuck where has the time gone.
>>343903741
That fixes itself when you stop taking whoremoans.
>>343903713
>>343903725
>>343903702
because he worked hard on optimizing this route 2-3 years ago
jesus christ just because they're a tranny now doesnt mean you can apprieciate speedrun achievements
>>343903702
What is my waifu doing with that condom
>>343903814
>mfw I live in Europe and can watch all the best streams in the afternoon on my days off
>>343903841
how can something be this disgusting
you only see this type of ugliness via hollywood makeup
>>343903896
shoutouts to shoutouts
>shit that never happened: the donation
>this elaborate neckbeard fantasy
People should stop trying to be funny.
>>343903908
inb4 greentext
>>343903873
>>343903573
http://chatty.github.io/
>4chan has filtered words
not even neogaf has filtered words
>>343903908
Still has his dick.
>>343903573
I did, then I stopped because twitch chat is fucking useless and anyone who would voluntarily use it is a fucking retard. Pic related is why it's crashing Firefox by the way. Retard.
So why is CV64 shit on?
Is it because of muh camera??
>>343903916
And going tranny destroyed him as a speedrunner. He should be shouting out to Cosmo, not this "chick" with a mental disorder.
>5 MORE CASTLEVANIAS
HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOO
anyone have the webm of the runner hugging his bro, but petting his girlfriend's head?
>>343903945
But that's wrong
Europe gets shafted.
All the good stuff is at like 3am to 10am europe time
>>343903896
>lil nigga never got a shoutout
how sad.
>>343903986
I will never not laugh at the start of SOTN
>Ryugen
Micchy?
>my gf love X donation
>>343904005
Fuck off cuck.
SotN is not even hard.
But I have a similar story: I once used my knowledge gained by beating the W101 to pleasure a girl.
>>343904005
baka desu senpai
>>343904005
Were you trying to spam links or something
>>343904005
No instead you get banned for having "the wrong opinion"
>>343903973
Did you just get to the daughter donation?
>>343904025
How do you know that was his gf?
>>343904010
Yeah but gender is a choice etc etc. No real reason not to call her a her, especially if she fully transitions like she plans to.
>>343903891
you don't just turn back from that shit, the only way out is death now
>>343903916
>he
Are you trying to get banned anon?
don't worry, literally our literal boy romscout is coming up
>>343903916
this guy gets it be here are only retarded 12 year old tryhards now
holy shit, this final cutscene is MGS long tier
>>343903896
literally nothing wrong with a harmless shoutout
you're jealous af
>>343900836
How can people honestly say the N64 was a good console? The library is so poor. Is it because of nostalgia?
>>343904029
tfw an online friend donates and gives you a shoutout for AGDQ 2014
>>343904074
I didn't realize the Wii U gamepad had a booty-eating sensor.
Shoutout to best girl Saki
>>343904005
What a cuck desu
>dat boi
Dead meme
>>343904023
I know you /v/irgos are triggered like nothing else but you do realize that it would be seen as insulting and he'd be forever banned from gdq for doing it too?
IT DAT BOI, SON!!!!!!!!
>>343904074
>2 hours later, woman shows up in hospital with severe bruising to her clit
>>343904074
I once ate out a cute anime girl with the help of what I learned by playing yokai watch
epik mem!
>>343903896
are you offended? orr shall I say, triggered?
>>343904184
>>343904197
it was always shit
>>343904258
this
>>343904189
He shouldn't have shouted out at all. Narcissa destroyed our boy Cosmo.
>kill the animals!
damn, this is so much funny!
>>343903447
>tfw they removed SriHead
wat the fuck twitch
>>343904074
>my knowledge gained by beating the W101
Then you should be able to answer this question.Pink, Immorta, Alice or Vijounne?
>>343904157
I was talking about the way you beat the final boss.
Fucking hell though, women take forever to come. Atleast that one woman did.
>>343904197
back to the chat please
How are the donations doing compared to last year?
Big shoutouts
>>343904023
>>343904112
>He should be shouting out to Cosmo
technically they still ran CV64 for some time after transitioning
>runs you're hyped for
>runs you'll sleep through
>favorite run so far
>freedom planet
>castlevania
>jedi academy
>>343904005
cuck wills it
>>343904328
Boring. We had a few good ones like the one from Moot and his wife's son, but except that very tame.
So any more PC gamers come out cheating the shit like loading saves or using glitches in a "glitchless" run?
>>343904074
>SotN is not even hard.
easy to beat =/= easy speedgame.
Super Mario 64 is notoriously the deepest speedgame with the highest skill ceiling, and it's piss easy if all you want to do is beat it.
>>343904151
> Is it because of nostalgia?
of course it is, Nintendo is alive in the west thanks to the manchildren who are chasing that Christmas high when they found N64 under the tree
>>343904320
oh shit waddap
>100% Dustforce run later today.
Did they forget how the last time this happened everyone got mad at the fact that the runner kept dying in levels where its humanly impossible not to die?
>>343904001
Fuck, if it keeps my browser from crashing then its great, thanks.
normie memes
>please call me a she i am more comfortable as a female
OMFFGG WTF STILL GOT A DICK OMFG WHY
Bane?
>kind of bored
>want to play some vidya
Is Aria good or ok to skip?
>bane posting
>>343904312
I was always more of an Alice kind of guy, but I bet you want me to say Vijounne.
BANE?
>It would be extremely painfull
>/tv/ donation
>>343904392
>Moot and his wife's son
I missed this one, what was it?
>That donation
fucking kek
>baneposting donation got read
BANE?
Bane donations XD
lel I love meme!
>>343904110
Physically, you absolutely do.
Don't even need to do a thing, test will fix what it can and leave broken what it cannot.
I guess most trannies - while being overemotional thanks to their treatment - would rather kill themselves then admit to people that it was a deluded trip and nothing more.
Honestly I can see how that would seem like a too deep hole.
I would you think anyone will trust your word when you couldn't even decide if you are a man or women for years...
>>343904151
You have shit taste, the N64 had a lot of great games.
007
SM64
DK64
Banjo
Conker
MK64
Smash
Pokemon Stadium
Pokemon Snap
Star Fox 64
Perfect Dark
OoT
MM
1080
Space Station Silicon Valley
Wave Race
Mario Party
Blast Corps
Turok
to name just a few, that's just a part of it
BANE?
>/tv/ donates to GDQ
>Baneposting donation
Alright, which one of you fucks did it
>baneposting donation
That's just embarrassing fäm
haha
memes
xD
LE BANE REFERENCE HE SAID IT
HE ACTUALLY DID THE BANE MEME LMOA
>>>>MFWWWWW
bane posting was the first thing said at this shit fest that got me to laugh, thanks bud
>>343900923
dope Halloween costume
>>343904454
>not having multiple monitors to watch and play vidya at the same time
>it would be extremely painful
>>343904405
>Super Mario 64 is notoriously the deepest speedgame with the highest skill ceiling
HHAA
>>343904405
I was refering to that donation where some nerd told us a story about how he had to beat SotN to win over a girl.
>bane
>>343904502
Cringy as fuck reaction.
>>343904384
Jedi Academy is definitely the best so far
>noon
>dead room
ded gaem
>>343904458
Wrong.
The answer was Immorta.
>>343904472
That was literally it. Some Anon donated a few bucks as Christopher Pool and said something about him and his wife's son being huge fans.
It was pretty good. The rest's been pretty shit though.
I missed the bane donation. What did it say?
>>343904486
>007
Well there goes your credibility, that game was only liked because children had no standards and hadn't played PC shooters like Quake.
How can anyone defend that criminally low fps and clunky ass gameplay?
>THAT meme is shit
>but THIS meme is fucking epik for the win
never change /v/
>>343904552
How is that an argument? It literally is. It's objectively the hardest speedgame to optimize and be good at.
>>343904454
its alright so far but its probably better if you don't force yourself to get every single monster soul
SUOMI MAINITTU
>>343904592
he just mumbled unintelligibly
What's the difference between a shoutout and a big shoutout?
MISSED THE FUCKING BANE DONATION
>>343904592
the same thing every bane post has said for the past several years
>>343904570
How so?
>i spout memes
>its funny
>hear others spout memes irl
>cringe and anger
Why does this happen? Do they work solely in text form?
>>343904612
>implying I'm gonna waste my time with a shitposter
>>343904384
freedom planet is one of only like 3 platformers I like so I'm always happy to see someone running it
>>343904405
>playing the same shit over and over again like a true autist
>skill
lmao, one day you will realize how much time you've pissed away with manchild: the hobby. i hope that's the final push for you and you go and hang yourself in the woods like the beta faggot that you are.
>getting cucked by video games
>>343904584
Atleast you are not a pinkfag.
>>343904094
yeah but at least you can say shit before you get banned. filtering words is fucking retarded period.
GREEBINGS FROB FINLAN :DDDD
>>343901325
m2k is more video games than all of us.
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILES WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY RUNNERS, DR. CAVEMAN BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
FIRST ONE TO DONATE GETS TO STAY ON MY PLANE
Welcome to /v/
All memes are shit,
No video game is good.
You're a faggot,
Git gud
>>343904664
One is bigger than the other.
Finland mentioned!
>Enza Denino
LOL
>>343904667
me too fellow skelly.
>enza denino
heh
>>343904667
This. Someone transcript it for us please or link on the donation page
>>343904692
Pink is only good for femdom.
Otherwise she's an obnoxious cunt.
>>343904680
good thing you are on /v/ to tell other anons about how to live life
good use of your time
>>343904672
They don't work in text form either. You're just underage.
>>343904462
I used to be that chubby/fat, I hated going out in a simple shirt showing off the manboob.
Bane posting is magic you fucking cucks senpaitachi desu
>>343904592
It doesn't matter what was said. What matters is the donation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJlxFgEDXw
How do we save /srg/?
>>343904592
they have a lot of loyalty for the speedrunners
it would be extremely painful if the animals lived
It's time.
the stuff i would do to the comfy girl in the first row god damn
>>343904710
>>343904731
try not to drown in a lake this summer
>>343904672
yep, exactly.
>>343900923
That legitimately gave me a fright fuck you
>>343904674
>he disagreed with me
>better call him a shitposter!
Typical.
>>343904680
>playing the same shit over and over again like a true autist
You're pretty fucking stupid. Repetition is one of the most basic facets of developing a skill.
Do you really think musicianship is anything more than muscle memory and rote memorization?
What about skateboarding?
Do you even know what the word "skill" means?
How many of you are unemployed and watching this right now?
>>343904787
Merge it back with /scv/
>>343904669
The runner was entertaining and the the run itself was fun too, jumping over entire stages and such.
how many categories are arbitrary?
>>343904787
We don't. Just have our marathon threads on /v/ and do something else for six months.
>>343900836
whats the story behind this? Are they some internet gaming celebs or something?
>>343901725
underrated post
Worst CastleMania ever
>these dulcet tones
wew
new
>>343904862
datboi didn't win fuck this
>>343904824
FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND
>>343904552
here's your (You)
>>343901007
>I have no mouth or Myst
blindfolded
now that would be true skill
>>343904845
me29 years old as of last week
>>343904870
>>343904845
Reporting in
>>343904845
Hai~
Fuck this music is so cool.
Aria of Sorrow really did nothing wrong.
>>343904845
Here I am.
>>343904845
I'm literally 8mins into overtime now and watching this.
>>343904845
I am. But it's because of a layoff. Literally browsing job openings while I'm watching.
>mfw that lisp pretty cute
>>343904891
Neat, I'll give it a watch when it's on youtube
>another retro indie platformer
>>343904845
ye
but I have classes for the next 6 hours
>>343905292
Anon-chan, I'm ok with that kind of shitposting, but it even says GBA 2003. At least wait until the humble jew speedruns, then you can shitpost to your heart's content.
>>343904845
I am ironically between jobs right now, i actually planned it to be now lol. I start next week
>>343905292
>implying these aren't the best runs
can you link to the cuckstones cringe XD
>>343904927
>>343905038
>>343905054
>>343905117
>>343905135
>>343905164
>>343905371
>>343905603
>Bachelor's Degree in Engineering
>At least a year of experience
>Unemployed for over a year
>Rarely get calls, never pass the interviews
At least I have you guys...;_;
>>343905932
that's because they realize you were not born an engineer but just got a retarded piece of paper from college.
>>343905682
They get pretty damn boring
Glitches are always alike and a speedrun and just playing well ends up looking exactly the same.
>>343906304
If they weren't in a block they'd be much better.
This run is pretty sick.
>watching people playing games
why do you do this to yourself?
>>343904845
I quit my job in April, right now I'm waiting on a couple jobs to call me back, if not back on the grind.
IT'S-A ME
>>343906493
I do it for the memes actually.
>>343906493
(You)
now fuck off
>>343901553
.
>>343906389
Definitely, one after another kills it the most, good thing sidescrollers seems to be the only thing left in GDQ today while I watch...
Probably time to play vidya
Now i feel really bad for not playing more Castlevania on my PS2.
>>343905932
You need to work on your interview skills anon, and possibly on your resume. There are a lot of good online resources. Do your research and practice hard.
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