>Not a single Nep thread
>Even though V-2 is launching for PC real soon
Let's fix this, also Uni a best.
>>343886434
FYI, the standard phrase among her fans is "Uni is my UNIverse".
>>343886620
I was planning on saving that for later on, Anon.
Soon
Red is best Nep
>>343886434
Nepgear AND Uni are the best girls, and they are best in a pair, like in your pic.
>>343886770
Oh, of course you were.
>>343886434
Who nchan here?
>>343887089
they make the best pair when they squeeze your dick with their butts
>another copy paste of the same garbage game
lol
I played it back in February. Hope you guys enjoy it.
Not buying until they include PC and/or Steam girls.More like until I finish the ones I already bought
>>343887405
V-2 is a decent game, though it was supposed to be split into 3 games but they merged that all in so the pacing is fast on some parts.
Generally Part 1 is the best you can get in any Nep game and in all seriousness it's a good game.
Though the first part is going to be cheesed easily (being the only section in the game with at least an inch of difficulty due to limitations) mostly because of the starter packs and DLC characters.
Which is a shame, but I'm sure the PC people would had used a CheatEngine or something similar to blaze through that part so nothing was lost either way.
>>343886434
Alright, your cute girls and constant nepposting has converted me.
Where do I start?
>>343886434
>Is launching on pc real soon
?? No it isn't, it still isn't even on steam.
>>343887652
>nep game
>good game
this cant go in the same sentence
>>343887718
You go back in time 48 hours to when re;birth 1 was on sale on steam for 4 bucks.
Do NOT pay $30 for that shit, just pirate.
>>343887652
Not him, but I'm cautiously optimistic about the purported improvements made to the game over the ReBirths. I'm desperate for some mixups to the gameplay.
>>343887718
you can start with this I guess
>>343887808
well memed
>>343887718
You can either play the Rebirth games (1-3) which are remakes of the original ones, or you could play the original games and then move into the remakes.
I'd suggest maybe playing the very first game, which is on the PS3 since it is a bit different from the remakes and has a lot of things the newer games don't have.
Why isn't it on the store yet? It IS coming out today, r-right bros?
>>343887767
>>343887932
Everyone is saying 6pm UTC.
>>343887718
Start with V (ReBirth 3), playing through all the previous games will burn you right the fuck out.
>>343887837
They made some nice improvements, like the Mega(?) mode on top of the normal CPU transformation and all the new skills that require some positioning.
The sad thing is that you really get to use those really late into the game, which is why the game suffers so much from being crammed into one game instead of 3.
>>343887767
Bruh
http://www.siliconera.com/2016/06/24/megadimension-neptunia-vii-comes-steam-july-5-2016/
Give it a few hours. Companies don't always put the store page up before release.
>>343888207
I see. And the "Next" dealies?
>>343888209
IFI never does put their games on Steam prior to launch time. I believe their reasoning is to get all the fans to buy the game at the same time to gain more exposure via "Top Sellers" list
I want nep posters to go away and die
>>343888505
I want you to learn to enjoy video games or at least learn to allow others to enjoy video games even if you don't enjoy them
>>343887829
>>343887862
>>343887906
>>343888009
Much appreciated, anons.Wish me luck
They're apparently offering a digital soundtrack and artbook with today's Steam release
>>343888893
Question is..it is in FLAC?
>>343888893
I honestly don't see a point. All Tsunako's art is already available on *booru's and the OST is not that good.
>>343889316
>the OST is not that good
>>343889127
I hope so. Would suck if we get lame ass MP3 files.
>>343889316
>the OST is not that good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KevvoZY_y0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjgADKCKBKI
>>343888713
Also know what to expect.
If you like the exploration aspect of roaming around a worldmap, finding treasure in dungeons and exploring cities and towns with interesting NPCs, you will be heavily disappointed.
If you like (j)RPG for their simple, yet emotionally intense story telling you are also likely to be disppointed.
If you like RPGs for the strategy or the challenging combat you also will be very disappointed
Are you looking for quick, responsive combat with decent animations ang very satisfying sound design, but where all animations, even basic attacks can be skipped for quickness sake?
A simple yet satisfyingly good grinding experience, with a lot of "Kill X monster" and "Fetch Y Drop" with most of the bullshit traveling/talking to NSCs pretending there is a story behind it taken out?
Said grinding only periodically being interrupted by low brow humour with cute girls and a big cast with diverse but stereotypical anime personalities?
Then the game is for you.
If you don't like these kind of things nepgames might not be for you.
To me they have exactly the right combination between the above elements and ever since the first game they only evolved on the casual grinding experience making it more smooth with quicker animations, better ingame databases and stuff like that. They are very efficient time wasters where you can shut off your brain, grind out some shit, maybe listen to a podcast or watch a video on the side and still feel satisfied afterwards.
That is why I absolutely love these games, but I totally can see why someone would not like them.
>>343888713
Good luck, they're certainly easier to get into than IPL games unless you really hate anime girls and/or JRPG mechanics.
How was the combat improved in this one ?
better be improved a lot because i won't even bother if not
please detail me up fags
>>343887587
But shes already in the game(s)
>>343886434
Why megadimension doesnt have steam page yet?
The Monster Monpiece Steam page is (sort of) up.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/415300/
>>343890031
Supposedly its so everyone buys it at the same time, making it easier to put it in the top sellers list.
I've been playing Tagmension Blanc and while it's mechanically improved, I miss U's presentation.
Also Nep isn't savage so that sort of sucks.
Why is Plutia/Iris Heart fucking busted? Is Peeshy/Yellow Heart as bonkers?
>>343888009
>Everyone is saying 6pm UTC.
And I hoped to at least start it before having to leave for my pen&paper group...
Where can I download the ost?
>>343890606
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:C3A5578C7879EC3C18C2E0F298D3F84BD9B27683&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet
Is it even good?
How does this compare to the pile of shit that came out before?
Does it have Pururut?
>>343889852
Playing through it currently. Executive Guage resets every battle, some enemies have parts that can break, combo skill slots are tied to the weapon you're using, negative status effects remain after battle. I still think it needs a lot of improvement. Also there's random battles in the overworld. Mostly fodder enemies but still annoying when a large group appears.
>>343890773
It's more nep. Pururut has only been mentioned once so far in my playthrough and it wasn't even her full name. She's not a playable character.
>>343890540
cuuuuute :3c are you dm tonight anon
I've just started playing Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 today and I need help with its steam Badge. Can anyone help me craft it!!!?
Also, I'm loving the game. Should I give the anime a go?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/samjfz/gamecards/282900/
>>343893605
Don't see why not, it's okay but it's basicly MK2/RB2 and V/RB3 in a nutshell
>>343893749
I was planning on watching it after I play all available games on Steam. So I guess it couldn't hurt.
>>343888446
Just cute, pointless in actual battles
>>343890773
No and thankfully she isn't there. Uzume is much cooler
>>343891959I actually am. DMing for 7 players is rough.
>>343894287
It's not the exact same thing. The first half is mostly original being about the CPU candidates growing up after introducing the characters. The second half picks and chooses elements from Rebirth 3 and throws out the alternate dimension.
>>343895981
Thats not what the popularity polls in Japan say
>>343896314
It's all good. I'm just happy to find something new I enjoy
>>343895981
t. Uzume
>>343895432
>nepgen
Don't ever post again
>>343886434
HOW LONG BEFORE NEP ON STEAM?
>>343896101
How long has your game been going out of curiosity? I wanna do a tabletop game at some point in my life, be it pen and paper, or I win the lottery and play Warhammer 40k.
>>343899193
around 80 minutes if no one fucks up
Uni is my UNIverse
>>343899534
God damn I just finished playing Stalker. What the fuck am I supposed to do in the mean time?
>>343900925
Masturbate to your favorite Nep
>>343900925
fap, go on panda, look up neps, and fap until your dick is tired so you don't get distracted by boners when you play
>>343900970
Does Cave even have lewds?
>>343901070
I'm going to need source on that
>>343897421
Their shit taste is not my problem.
>>343901235
this is literally it, it's just an edit of some official nep promo art
Are there any bosses that are as hard as Noire?
>>343899297
I have played with most of the group for about 8 years now, though up until half a year ago another one was DMing and for the longest time we were 6 players until only recently a seventh came along.
I am really grateful that I have found this group, since I know how hard it can be to find one that has a similar playstyle to yours irl.
>>343901735
my dick :^)
>>343900925
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
I still gotta play that. Is Metro basically linear Stalker?
>>343901913
Nice, hope your latest adventure goes well.
Did somebody say___V2?___
>>343889639
This is shopped right...?! RIGHT??!?
>>343903232
Not at all.
>>343903232
No. That's the bara robot ninja.
Who Blanc here?
>>343903872
Best girl
>>343901254
Yours aint mine or theirs either.
>>343903232
Nope the Steam character is an epic memer just like in real life
So where's the torrent?
>>343904118
Steamax isn't steam.
Fingers crossed for a swift Japanese text patch.
>>343903872
Neptunia U made me appreciate Blanc a lot more.
>>343888207
>Start showing the position and couple skill at the end of the first act.
>Make it almost unusable for the second act.
It was for me the biggest flaw of the game.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STORE PAGE
WHERE IS IT? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
>>343907304
>>343907331
Just wait a bit more
>>343903872
I want to make Rom and Ram aunts.
what nep game is this from
Up and down on the right analog stick isn't important for Rebirth 1, right? I got it on Steam and for some reason it doesn't want to recognize those two directions.
>>343907858
This
>>343907548
WHERE IS IT GOD DAMN YOU
>>343907905
Nah, just controls the vertical axis of the camera. Might get annoying, but nothing hugely important.
>>343909058
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>343909058
>the butthurt is real
They promised Neps today
Gabe where is the page? I hate it when games don't even have a store page up to the moment of their full release.
where do babies come from if every girl is a lesbian?
>>343909451
>trusting an emmisary of Nurgle
still not online :<
>>343909583
That one guy from the Noire game is enough for all of them
>>343909583
Shares
>>343909731
delete this
IT'S HERE!
>>343909583
Futa dicks. Alternatively by consuming shares, that's the reasoning they gave for the candidates appearing in RB1.
Though most neps are bi, not even counting the side games like PP and GN where everyone is marrying dudes, there are serious 3 het couples in the main games. 2 of them are robots and 1 is a reincarnated fish, but still.
>>343910056
:< no its not.
>>343909583
They arent
>>343909583
they're traps
>>343910056
I don't trust you
>>343909583
Well in Rebirth 1.... the sisters were born from getting like 90% shares...
>>343910056
not funny
>>343910115
>there are serious 3 het couples in the main games
>>343907042
i thought it worked well. The coupling skills are pretty worthless anyways.
>>343886434
>>Even though V-2 is launching for PC real soon
so do you have to manipulate shares for the endings in this one? do we have real sidequests yet?
>>343910056
Still 2 hours to go.
Since they are always late count 5 hours.
>>343910940
To get the true end you have to do a missable sidequest in the first arc of the game
manipulate the shares during all 4 routes of the second arc
and view 4 optional events in the final route
2 hours 15 minutes to release
>>343910587
I love this artists out of character drawings.
>>343910587
Brave would have won the Uni bowl if he didn't die. His corpse getting revived as a zombie traumatized the fuck out of Uni (way more in mk2 than RB2), then his spirit speaking to her only reaffirmed it all. She wanted the robo D more than to be penetrated by Gear's Gehaburn.
Also, Uzume is canon straight, not even bi. Umio was her lover and best friend back when he was human.
>>343911052
How many endings are there it total?
>>343911052
how replayable is this one? i dont like using guides on first runs but the true ending seems hard to get on this one
Rei is so cute
>>343911228
Bad, good, and true.
It's easy to avoid the bad end, but you'll want a guide for true because there are time sensitive quests and events.
>>343911412
>Rei will never come back
>Rei will never be a party member
Why even nep?
>>343911514
i know right
>>343911193
Won't argue with that. Brave blew the chance he had while Nepgear took and opportunity to bond with Uni over common interests like gaming and tech/guns
>>343911447
honestly the only hard one is to remember to complete the Neptune's quest. Everything else is really easy to get. Beat the arc, pay a bunch of money, and watch the events. I think it's something like 40% shares to get the extra event.
WHERSTHENEEEPSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343886434
I will check it out.
>>343911412
Must bully
>didn't release at 1 EST when Steam always does their daily updates
Did Gaben eat all of Nep's pudding?
>took today off to play nep among other things
>Gaben is in a food coma
>>343912105
>>343912285
Gaben is eating out Nep
>>343912574
>>343886434
I'm pretty sure "Plutia" is not spelled "U-n-i"
I think my nep is broke
>>343913489
not yet, but she's about to
>>343913434
And I'm pretty sure that "shit" ain't spelled "b-e-s-t"
>>343912574
LIAR
What does Uni's butt smell like?
>>343913610
My cum
>>343913610
Gunpowder.
>>343913610penis
by the way, for those of you who aren't aware, Megadimension goes up at 1pm Pacific according to tweets by Iffy
>>343913573
Well, how do I fix it?
>>343913970
Oh guess I missed that when checking to see if someone had posted it.
Okay, well I'm gonna go play Hyperdevotion Worst Girl: Goddess Lonely Heart until Megadimension comes out
Is U and Noire worth a pirate? I've heard really bad things about them but they can't be unplayable surely?
>>343914338
They're good but just different gameplay
>>343903872
I want Blanc to file my income taxes!
>>343914338
What? they're fun, the're just spinoffs
>>343914338
>>343914510
and I wouldnt advise pirating them, you should really buy them
>>343914338
Noire has an insufferable generic harem-tier MC that you the player are. If you skip through all the text, it's fine, it's one of the better spinoffs gameplay-wise.
>>343914826
Does the self-insert get to fuck Noire?
>>343915026
What do you think?
>>343915215
Time to play the game.
Which Nep likes anal the most?
>>343915905
>>343915905
Uni.
Her ass is made to be tenderly lovedby Nepgear
>>343915905
Uni, she is a YUGE anal slut
>>343915905
No contest
>>343914826
>If you skip through all the text, it's fine, it's one of the better spinoffs gameplay-wise.
Even if you skip the self insert, the game still has a lot of problems
Reasons why Plutie is best nep: How can you say no to a face like this?
>>343916023
What does Purple Heart's pee taste like?
>>343915905
Noire.
>>343916023
Why did she pee herself? She couldn't hold it in until she found a bathroom or something?
>>343916639
>>343916676
Orange juice. Drink up.
Why is IF the best nep?
>>343916945
Simple: She isnt. Plutie is.
>>343916676
>>343916782
>>343917117
I'm glad she has been removed from the Neptunia games and will only show up in shitty spinoffs.
>not even a DLC character in V-II
All is right with the world once again.
>>343917267
Wow, somebody takes their hate for best nep a little too far. I bet you also think Uni is best nep
>>343917267
Did the Nips hate her that much?
Who hyped as fug for more Nep on PC? Why is Vert the best Nep?
>>343917651
Vert is second best nep. she was best nep until Plutie arrived. Also "hyped as fug" doesnt even begin to describe it
>>343916168
is there more to this? and is it lewd?
>>343917989
yes and yes
>tfw no money for the next two days
>have to pirate V2 before I can buy it
>>343917651
She's only alright
PLOOTIE A CUTIE
if she's not in the nep games anymore I'll assume it's because Kanahana's pay grade has gotten too expensive? Then again kanahana domination seems to be falling off, so maybe she's just getting a lot more picky with her work.
>>343918282
>maybe she's just getting a lot more picky with her work
She voices a character in mobile game, I really don't think she's picky, it's just that CH has no use for Ploot
Blanc > Neptune = Uzume > IF > RED > ... > Noire > Pururut.
why is uzume the best nep but orange heart is the worst goddess?
>>343917989
The source is Hello New World (official manga)
Reminder that Compile Heart has never made a good game
>>343918282
>picky
That's not really a thing in the seiyuu industry.
>has gotten too expensive
Pururut is in Nep x SHG and Tag Blanc, though.
>>343917528
I like the Nep with the best stats, moves, and usefulness in battle.
Her name is Noire.
>>343918282
Nah. She's in the Danganronpa anime, but what can you do with Plutie besides cameo appearances. I like how nobody in these threads even remembers Peashy exists.
>>343918669
They're alright. Type of games I play to waste time.
>>343893605
>grown up nep
>>343919097
>I like how nobody in these threads even remembers Peashy exists.
God man, the worst CPU who brought the worst drama which somehow got worse in the anime.
>>343919097
>She's in the Danganronpa anime
Which one? Isn't there 2 coming out?
49 MINUTES
GET HYPE
>>343886434
>Uni a best
MY NIGGA!
>>343920185
I'm wondering if i should get some snacks for the occasion but can't quite make up my mind about it.
>>343920316
SEVEN PIRATES NEP WHEN?!!
According to this the steam port has framerate and sound issues: http://www.bansama.com/blog/todays-port-review-megadimension-neptunia-vii-pc/
>>343920185
45 minutes to release
3 hours to download
>>343920643
Oh fuck
>>343919180
Adult Nep is p cute
>>343919097
that's because Peashy a shit. wifeys less shit than Peashy have gone missing
>Noire has a harem MC in it
..I bought Noire on impulse, please don't tell me that Noire has faceless-male-protagonist as the protagonist.
>>343920939
Nep has gotten increasingly lewd in her old age.
>>343886434
I lost the interest in Neptunia after it went to PC. Hopefully IFI will go bankrupt soon
>>343918626
link to the whole masterpiece, please?
>>343921180
Sorry anon.
>>343921180
Guess what!
>>343920643
it happens when you have games running from toasters to 4k nvidia alienware
>>343920185
I've been not following those threads, could you tell me where I can watch this countdown? I can't find the Steam store page anywhere
>>343921441
There is no countdown.
IdeaF twitter said they will release it then.
>>343921319
>>343921320
Why
Why is there even a fucking Boy in the Nep universe? Where did he come from?
A fucking WHITE MALE
>tfw they're setting up the game's page right now
>>343921682
I see, that's why I couldn't find anything.
Thanks, anon. Here's a cute Compa for ya
>>343921773
White men do exist in the nep universe, they just usually aren't the focus.
>>343921773
there always has been males in Nep universe. You fight 2 in VII.
>>343920643
>ps4 runs at consistent 60
>PC drops all over the place
Le definitive version
>>343921773
Literally nothing wrong with Male MC, that game is garbage on its own merits
>28 minutes until launch
Who /hype/ here?
>>343921773
Like usual, dicks ruin fucking everything.
>go to steamdb to look up Megadimension's sale
>it's not out yet
Darn, and I wanted to post a 'le what went wrong' collage with the sales numbers stretched out across the entire picture with laughing meme reaction faces strewn about.
I need those (You)s.
>Ignore cringe VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amqa-3tkaVE
>>343911514
>Rei will never come back
>NISA will never come back
Why even nep?
>>343922683
What about Gust?
Having played two routes and having just got through theextremely death flaggythird OP, I can happily say if the jump in quality from this game to the next game is as big as the jump from v to this game, we might actually have a pretty good game next.
As it is right now it isn't bad, just not very good. The third opening is one of the best in the series and if it's any indication of the quality of the third route, it should be pretty good.
>>343922440
How long until torrents?
Beru is a nasty sloot
>>343923021
Vert is only good for dicks
I THOGUHT THIS SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO RELEASE WTF
>>343924387
Ten minutes, technically.
>>343924387
8 minutes
This is thefinal countdown
>>343924846
STILL NOT OUT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU IFI I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
IT'S UP
>>343925562
>$49.99 USD
What the shit m8 wasn't it 40% off?
>>343925562
>46 € base price
And now we know why they refused to mention the price anywhere before release.
>>343925640
Refresh the page and it'll show the discount.
>>343925562
what the fuck
>>343925562
>>343925640
Nevermind, I reloaded the page and it now has the 40% off
>>343925640
Well it is a few months older than the American version. This is probably the closest Neptunia, or any Japanese game, has come to a simultaneous console/PC launch. Granted the Japanese game came out in 2015, but I doubt anyone here bought it then.
