Here's your controller big bro
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Here's your controller big bro
here eyes are soulless
Blue 42, set hike. Here's your controller, now go deep.
>>343882189
Stop biting on it you fucking idiot
>>343882661
Yeah stop biting on the controller and bite on my dick instead
![2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IDDpMLK.jpg "2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1]")
>>343882430
do I have to go...balls deep?
>>343882189
>hhrrrpph th cntrwlr brh
>>343882189
oh shit is that a ghost?
spoiler that shit anon, it's creepy
>hey motherfucker, here's your controller
>>343882326
>here
thats a xere shit lord
>>343883331
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot
>>343882189
Thanks, imouto. Now come sit on my lap and let's play some video games.
>>343882189
The next time you see a bitch suck on a controller, show her this picture.
If the bitch in question is your sister, remind her that you've more than likely switched between jerking off to playing Mario on that controller.
>>343883263
WAT!
>>343882326
more like brainless
>>343883464
>switched between jerking off to playing Mario on that controller.
>implying that isn't her fetish
>>343883464
fuck off newfag
White women are so ugly.
>>343882326
She has no eyebrows
>>343883464
I never had that issue with my controllers, a week ago looked at the controllers of my nephew and they are full of that junk. What the fuck is going on?
>>343882189
>pats head
Good girl, now get daddy a beer.
>hey, bro, you wanna play some street fighter alpha?
>yeah, bro.
>okay, here's your controller.
>>343883654
Every controller with gaps has it. It's what happens when sweat and dust accumulates over time.
>>343883691
dude what the hell
>>343883729
My controllers still look pristine in that regard.
>>343883646
She has no grace
>>343883464
>not posting the full version
>>343883654
>junk food remnants
>dirt and grim from not washing hands
>cum
Could be anything in there. Hell, might have convicted OJ with the shit in those cracks, bruh.
>>343883263
What happened.
>>343883654
It's sweat and lots of skin cells. The gamecube controller attracts it like you wouldn't believe, and the kiddy colors don't help.
>oh, so black and perfect.
>wait, what the fuck is this shit.
>let me get a toothpick to investigate this strange black film.
>oh god.
Try doing the Konami code on this thing.
>>343883814
she has a funny face
>>343883924
>>343883861
>>343883824
>>343883729
>>343883654
>>343883464
>tfw got OCD because of this
Ablutomanic for over 4 years now, have to shower every day and excessively wash my hands every time I do ANYTHING.
>>343882872
CARLOS!
>hey, bro, how about some street fighter III: third strike?
>BRO! You know just how to treat a man.
>but we only have one model S, so you get to use theDuke.
>>343882189
Thanks cunt, but I'm busy watching https://cytu..be/r/m4c and SGDQ
Xbone elite: a decade and change before the xbone.
Also not 150 dollars.
If you can't do raging storm on this, you're a casual.
>>343884236
>showering everyday is somehow weird and liking clean hands is weird
Youre a stoner
intel got the right idea
>>343884236
>have to shower every day
and that is weird because...?
>>343884794
he's actually a fish and he lives underwater
Hello, is this the police? OP's being a faggot again.
>>343884240
The fucking big Mac. I didn't buy an Xbox till I knew there was a smaller controller
>>343884704
>>343884794
Every time I leave my room I have to excessively wash my hands like I'm paniced.
They would feel "unclean" if I didn't, even if I know there's no bacteria/dirt etc. I've been in contact with.
I also sometimes shower up to three times a day.
It really is OCD related, I've been talking to a psychiatrist.
Heres your controller big brother.
