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Link to VOD thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
Old 4chan thread:
>>343841668
memes
First for cheating is OKAY
B A N N E D
DONATORS BTFO.
b a n n e d
>just load a save
B T F O
first for b&
donators btfo
>he does the exact opposite ending
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
fuck you
>people bitched about this run
>it was one of the only entertaining ones so far
we need more runners crashing this charity drive
how banned is this guy?
haha ha memes guys
just load a save
BANNED
JUST LOAD A SAVE BRO
Runner for Bioshock will return for Wolfenstein: The New Order. Are you ready for him?
I dont mind saves, but i guess a fucked up ending is reason to get banned, right?
>>343844582
that's what you get donatecucks
>>343844582
>linking to leddit
kill yourself
>I gave you the wrong ending
I love how he just doesn't care. This was a good run.
hahah shes trying to sell donation incentives now
nobody is going to fall for that shit again
>save states
>ruins donation incentive
WELCOME TO THE CITY OF BANVILLE USA
donators btfo
Is this guy our guy?
hahaha windows 10 speedrun, gets me every time XD
Is Maral announcing right now? She's the hottest brown chick I've ever seen
>>343844582
Have you guys contacted BLM yet?
>>343845224
very
this is the new twitch chat
>>343845264
that run is pretty fun though
>>343845264
i was thinking this block would be shit im hype for him to come back now
>>343845264
kinda like him. hes not a overly nerdy awkward cunt.
MAN HUGS
He ruined everything!
>>343845230
>>343845253
>>343845224
>>343845182
>>343845161
Come on guys that W10 pop up was rather accidental and unexpected.
>>343845224
I'm at sgdq
as soon as his feed cut out there was a bloodcurtling scream and blood sprayed from where he was sitting, people are freaking out. the feed of the audience right now is in a different room.
>reddit in the OP
fuck OFF
report this thread
>>343845338
/v/ is way worse than twitch chat. Twitch chat knows they're trash, /v/ isn't so self-reflective.
oh god this faggot is coming back for wolfenstein
only turbo autists care about the rules, this guy showed up, ran his game the way he wanted, and took no prisoners. that was the most entertaining run so far
>>343844582
what happen
>has save states
>not for both endings
YOU FUCKING RETARD
The donators sure got a bad end for their donations.
He was funny and reasonably charismatic, but jesus christ that guy obviously did not give a single fuck. He's going to get banned 100%
dishonored is one of the only legitimately interesting runs of the event
I hope you bitches like SPEEDTECH
>>343845421
stop posting your twitter
>>343845264
as long he doesn't fuck up the skips like he did during AGDQ
>>343845421
DELETE THIS
>>343845421
please stop
>>343845264
Is he going to play on easy again like a fag?
>>343845421
please fuck off
>>343845425
Bitch what /v/ have you been using.
Reminder this kid exists in the speedruning community
https://twitter.com/Nosraef
>>343845289
>>343845303
>hating reddit just to fit in on "edgy and controversial" 4chan
>>343845264
he won't be running it because he will be banned
>>343845309
reminds me of the twilight princess run that had a donation incentive for file names and minutes into the run is a trick where you load a different save or some shit and all the names are wiped
>>343845421
Reminder to report this shit or it won't go away
i miss the bioshock run, how was it?
>>343845215
We need more FUN is what's up.
This ultra "professionalism" is forcing every runner into being either a PCbore or a social retard, dulls most chance of entertaining runner personality.
>>343845421
Is this guy just ironically dumb?
>>343845421
reported your twitter account btw
>>343845443
meme loadscummed with a modded Bioshock and staged Windows 10 and gave the wrong ending to the donators
all in all 10/10 speedrun
>>343845425
It's the same shit but readable, with pictures.
/v/: twitch chat, twitter posts and reddit links
>crashes the event with no survivors
>gets away with it because they need him to run wolfenstein
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343845490
>>343845515
>>343845516
>>343845523
report and ignore homies
>>343845607
first fun run of the event
>>343845421
delete this then delete yourself
>>343845490
>>343845515
>>343845516
>>343845523
Stop responding to it you fuckwits
>messes up speedrun
>loads a save
kek strike 1
>makes pedo jokes on stream
cuck strike 2
>Gets the wrong bioshock ending, other guy chimes in "just load a save"
>People donated for nothing, donation incentives pointless, rip $3,000
>walks off
KEK
The Spyro run was cool.
>>343844582
>Linking to reddit
>Calling the old thread the "Old 4chan thread"
When's DOOM 2016?
>Bioshock
>Dishonored
>Wolfenstein New Order
This block is fucking awesome.
>>343845421
Oh my God, you are unironically one of the most socially fucked people I have had the misfortune to experience, and I work with fucking Alzheimer's patients.
>>343845607
It was decent, probably the best run in the marathon so far.
It's upscaled to 1080p. No need to call me a faggot.
>>343845421
how does it feel being a living meme
>>343845526
>When people use Half Genie Hero as an example of good Kickstarter games when talking about Mighty No. 9, I cringe a little bit
yep checks out
>>343845607
Made the turbo autists mad whilst being fun to watch
solid 8/10
>>343845586
why exactly do you reddit posters not like this?
>This announcer
Usually I can tolerate most American broads' voices but this is something else
>>343844582
>You will never be able to cost your company 50000 dollars
>My fry cooker costs 25k
>>343845264
I love how much of a fuck he didn't give and his dry humor
>What were they testing?
>How long you could lie down
Was so unexpected it's the first joke to make me laugh.
>>343845646
what about animee
>>343845421
Stop posting your own tweets you fucking idiot
>>343845607
Fucking hilarious.
>>343845706
It's not as good without the sound of the crowd
>>343845663
Don't forget that after all of this he will be back for another run.
I think it is great that donaters got BTFO.
>>343845689
next AGDQ or SGDQ 2017 the latest
Why doesn't speed running on PC having this rule?: You can't save unless the game autosaves for you, you have to beat it in one go
From 1 to 10, how banned is this nigga?
>>343845537
quick, you have to go back so you can post your memes!
>>343845832
-10
>>343845694
why do all of you get butthurt mad about this?
>>343845832
Isn't he running Dishonored too?
>>343845832
He has to speedrun wolfenstien in a hour so
0%
why don't you webm makers have a /wsg/ thread to link to here
>>343845607
Windows 10 + SJWs and Jews BTFOed + Memes + Pedos = 10/10 run
>>343845607
probably the least sleep-inducing run of the day
>save files
>not loading a file with the bad ending
what in the fuck
you cant ignore donations lol
I wonder if this guy screwed around during bioshock knowing they can't do anything seeing they need him for the wolfenstein run.
>>343845832
GET THAT ASS BANNED tier
>>343845882
Wolfenstein
>>343845882
Nope, he's running Wolfenstein: The New Order right after Dishonored.
>>343845330
pics/twitter/insta for fuck's sake
>>343845815
It does. Rules are broken for events because shit has to fit into time blocks regardless of what happens.
>>343845165
What happened I missed it
>>343845832
1.
He's the best speedrun thus far.
Shitposting: The Speedrun.
10/10 will watch his Wolfenstein stream.
>>343845689
Come on, honey! You're a Manilow! You don't need to whore yourself out like this!
>>343845693
>system shock: bad edition
>thief: bad edition
>RTCW: bad edition
modern "gamers", folks
>casually spoils one of the central twist of the bioshock infinite
>>343845832Windows 10
>>343845791
i've fapped multiple times to this anime
>>343845815
Because that would be dumb.
Reloading a save still sets you back progress and loses you time. It's not a magical no penalty button.
What happened to this large negro?
>>343845943
>>343845953
Wolfenstein is just Dishonored with Nazis
This runner looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>343845625
why would twitter care about this?
>being this butthurt mad
>people literally caring about the rules after GDQ sucked all the fun out of the event with their strict rules
>dude does a run without giving any fucks, gives the tech crew a heart attack, fucks with the staff, and delivers an entertaining run
>autists cry about the rules and how he should be banned for ignoring the donations
Can't wait for Wolfenstein
>fun
>>343845934
>you cant ignore donations
wanna bet?
>>343845934
bit weird how he doesn't have a bad ending save but yeah
DONATORS COMPLETELY BTFO
I hope you're ready for the most fun game of the event
>>343845264
>Wolfenstein
Oh yes
>>343845997
HERE WE FUCKING GO
Reminder zeldafag speed runners are the most cancerous of speed runners. The 4sword run could of been under 10 minutes if they used a level select glitch. Instead we had to sit through an over 2 hour any% "speed run" because zeldafag "muh masturpeece".
SpikeVegeta: Are you nervous about your next run?
Blood_Thunder: No, I've done this before.
>backup saves and miss keying reloads in the run
It hurt to watch.
>>343845960
Runner loaded save with wrong ending.
>Starting from a previous save
MY GOD.
>>343845815
Because that would put restrictions.
Speedrunners come from their own dedicated communities, GDQ runs ripoff sick of they got restricted and couldn't use some of the tricks they have.
No existing save would be nice, but it's a marathon so it makes sense they want to at least make sure they'll be able to finish if they REALLY fuck up.
>>343846017
go suck his cock then. you're already doing it here.
>not even a minute in
>already pulling off some crazy shit
HOLY SHIT A GOOD SPEEDRUN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
"we're just gonna load a save"
>>343845960
Ignored donator incentive like an absolute madman.
This guy sounds like a real life muppet
Dishonored is like a perfect speedrun game, it's all about freedom of movement and having options.
BLINK SIMULATOR
>wearing a Canada shirt on July 4th
GET FUCKED AMERIKEKS
hope the runner for dishonored isn't an autist
PC Speedrunners don't give a FUCK about the rules.
Based PC speedrunners.
>BS2: Eleanor
>BSI: Elizabeth
>DH: Emily
Whats with Bethesda and the letter E?
>>343846148
How do orcs know what a menu is?
>>343846125
yeah dishonored has some crazy shit in it
Dishonored was such a great game
>tfw a run is fun so people on the couch/running relax too much and fuck up, inevitably triggering hundreds of people who are not within walking distance of a ball pit safe zone
>>343846213
so it isn't a game
>>343845194
whats goin on in this webm
Dishonored is turbo boring to watch.
Unless this runner is a god entertainer this is gonna be shit.
>>343845976
It allows in too many dirty possibilities, especially for loading past hidden saves with stuff you didn't collect for example that anyone trying to verify the run may not notice
I missed the Bioshock run. Is it true the guy everyone liked is playing Wolfenstein after Dishonored?
Also what'd he do/say?
>>343845607
bretty gud/10
>>343846321
an sjw getting triggered
>12 mins of actual gameplay
Great game
>>343846325
The run has some neat stuff in it tho.
Too bad its not the NLG or 100% runs, those are really great
Is that what happens when the pc master race speed runs?
>it's an unskippable cutscenes episode
>>343845421
You literally are the reason why no one respects black people.
>>343846325
That bit where he broke his legs to skip a fight was pretty cool
>People complain about the bioshock run because it was on easy
>dishonored is 3 times worse with the clipping and teleporting
>>343846342
Used a piss bottle mid game
>>343846394
That would be good if the run was 13 minutes long.
>>343846321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j556MWGVVqI
holy shit this game is awful
>>343846329
>loading past hidden saves with stuff you didn't collect for example that anyone trying to verify the run may not notice
You can do the same on consoles in theory. Lots of console games have multiple save slots. And it's obviously cheating.
>>343846321
bbc
MUPPET
MUPPET VOICE
holy shit kill me pls
what games to do it more effielty
>>343846342
he was funny and had a fun run so the rule no fun allowed autists are crying
do they still read donations during the fucking stream? i have this shit muted cause of that bullshit they have been doing more of that stuff
>12 minutes of gameplay
Are you fucking serious? Why even run this shit.
my favorite part is all the runners shitting on modern games and their cutscenes/voice acting/plot that just exist to waste time.
>>343846259
They are the Orcs, they eat with spoons and forks, they love to eat their pork.
>>343846526
for the memes of course
this game was on the steam sale, glad i picked it up
>>343845997
thanks for ruining big jon for me /v/
thanks a fucking lot
who's next
clint stevens? zfg? werster? iateyourpie?
>Game has a large volume of unskippable cutscenes
>Let's do out of bounds glitches to make it more exciting!
>>343846249
Bioshock is 2k
>>343846342
When he got to the room of little sisters he kept spamming crouch and saying "gimme the cunnie" in a cookie monster voice for like 2 minutes
I just started watching. How dead is the spectator area?
>>343845537
don't you got some ebin maymays to spam, brosky?
>>343846578
What's wrong with Big Nog?
>>343846498
speaking of fun runs, anybody see caveman's run of Rapid Angel?
>>343846342
He made not okay jokes, loaded a save and fucked up the donation incentive.
AMA
jesus christ, wolfenstein is 2 hours?
>>343846578
clint is already shit.
he got big and immediately switched off zelda to stream meme games
i heard the flinstone's runner threw his controller at the announcer and called him a fucking faggot
>>343846618
lmfao wish i had seen that
>>343846662
it was boring
>>343846701
CUTSCENES
shit they've optimized the run so much it might actually be bad
a glitchless run with no cutscenes would probably be pretty entertaining
>>343844582
>this guys hunch
>>343845997
He's a big guy, too big 4 GDQ
>>343846687
nice cosmo teeth you got there
>>343846745
This is what I was thinking
>>343846720
>I told you to shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
That part was out of line
>Stealth "Games"
>12 minutes of actual gameplay
>In a 35 to 40 minute run
Why couldn't we get a real stealth game like pic related, fuck this movie "speedrun".
>>343846737
What? I mean sure the game itself looked like shit but the actual commentary was pretty good.
>runner sarcastically says "i'm bad at video games"
>>343846474
Because old consoles have limited save slots you can't hide the fact that you have a save on there that you didn't create during the run. Stuff like quickload in PC makes that far harder to discern.
>>343846720
What
>>343846709
he's still fun to watch though
>>343846817
styx speedrun is just climbing for 20 minutes
>>343846745
Agreed if they do this game again it has to be glitchless
>12 minutes of gameplay
>24 minutes of cutscenes
>everything hinges around the game being completely broken at high framerate
imagine speedrunning this game
12 mins of gameplay and 30 mins of unskippable cutscenes over and over every day
>>343846817
>unironically shilling shitx master of shit
Haava I need some vodka, pc gamers don't give a fuck
vodka, give me vodka, BLood_Thunder is banned never ever
Vodka, pour me vodka, speedrunning is autstic as fuck
>>343846578
>iateyourpie
dewd
*exhales through mouth*
*plays mario maker*
dewd
*shills his shitty streaming tips website*
dewd
*goes to church*
*obtains marketing degree*
dewd
*exhales through mouth*
*uses ironic superior xD humor to get away with his sellout personality*
haha i'm selling out but it's just a joke guys, get it? i'm acknowleding i'm a sellout (PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND DONATE) therefore it's just a joke so just laugh along with me, but for real, subscribe and donate.
*plays mario maker*
dewd
>>343846853
>yfw runner actually is bad at video games
How the hell is he doing that elevator jump? It looks like he's just leaning against the wall and jumping.
>>343846657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
You asked
>literally cheating
>>343846891
too much memery for me, but suit yourself
>>343845421
Don't listen to these faggots and keep posting your tweets. It's some good ass shit so far.
>can't tell right from left
>>343846657
Fuck sake, here we go.
The ending thing sucks for the donors, but the alternative was starting over from scratch and going way over time and fucking over the rest of the schedule, so it was the right call.
>>343845956
Yeah, in the end these runs' priorities are sticking close to the scheduled time frames and being fun to watch, not about following the rules and qualifying for WRs. That's why runners tend to avoid strategies that have huge penalties for failure, for example.
Worst sound effect ever!
>>343846909
I've not looked it up (Going to now).
>20 minutes
Still more gameplay than this shit.
>>343846951
>shill
Your watching a charity event entirely built around shilling, fuck off faggot.
stop saying oot
Cheater.
>>343846998
is he still into this shit
>>343846958
now where have I seen this before....
>mitch = Bioshock Runner
>guys on couch = /v/
>woman = donators
>>343846998
>>343846775
Did he accidentally eat a watermelon seed and have it grow in his belly?
>>343846959
People like this really need nosejobs
>tfw they blaze past the Boyle sisters in this route
WHY CANT THEY RUN NONLETHAL ROUTE FOR ONCE? I WANT LEWD BOYLE SISTERS
Man, even the speedruns for Dishonored™ are great!
Speaking of which, have you pre-ordered Dishonored™ 2 yet, fellow users of /v/?
>>343846998
so like this is a sexual thing right?
>>343847068
The blink sound effect?
Wait you can buy double jump before the first mission?
>>343847125
Fucking kek
>>343847148
I think they need noosejobs.
>>343846998
but y tho
>>343846775
>>343846998
How the hell does this even happen though? Fat distribution doesn't work like that, right? Shouldn't his hips/legs be much larger?
What is with the pcfats and actually unironically cheating?
Aaaaaaaaaaand the run in on boring mode.
70% cutscenes
29% blinking
1% stabing 7 or 8 guys throughout the game
>>343846891
Yeah nah, he's a faggot and his stream is literally just a big dick sucking fest between him and his chat.
It was okay when he was playing OOT but now he just plays meme games.
>>343846976
dishonored has really REALLY bad collision detection on walls
like noticeably bad even if you aren't trying to intentionally break it
>>343847173
theres a screencap of him on some fat fetish site or something
>>343847184
with the dlc, yeah.
>>343847163
No, Todd
>Glitchless
>Optional non-lethal
>Cutscenes magically modded out
Would be an entertaining dishonored run
>>343846998
This is the most hilarious fetish I've encountered so far
>/b/ suddenly hates Dishonored
huh? there were nothing but posisitive praise for months about it
>>343847214
too cool for school
>>343847023
i know bro. most of these kids are weaboo anime posters anyway. Trolling these faggots is too easy.
>and now im going to open this program to modify the values in memory to immediately go to the ending!
>world record plox
>>343847271
Also way too long
SMASH THAT MA'FUKIN LIKE BUTTON
IT'S LIT NIGGA
I forgot how BROKEN blink was in this game. kek
>>343846998
this is honestly more impressive than it is gross
so when did cosmo become a girl, and why
>dendiface is still an emote referencing the now removed winwaker
lol
>>343847148
and braces
>>343846954
Same
>>343847279
Its bethesda's shills who praise it.
>>343847163
todd I have the world record in speedrunning refunding your games
>>343847279
It's a good game but constantly returning to the hound pits and its short length flaws it
>>343847368
no fuck off
>>343847309
>people masturbate to this
>>343847309
how the flying fuck do you target one area to add mass to like that. Bodies don't work like that?
>>343847368
nigger lugia
>>343847368
>>343847368
STOP LINKING TO MY MAIN BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343847309
fell for the ss + gomad meme
>>343847368
are you high?
>>343847153
They did. It's only 10 minutes longer but way more fun to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqwYwGaub8&ab_channel=SpeedDemosArchiveSDA
>>343847309
FOUR THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED CALORIES
>>343847432
I think that the docs who do boob jobs might know.
>>343847368
>summer
Black Magic
is it easy to do a chargeback for $2k?
>>343847432
That's not just fat. He's split his abdomen from overeating and then made it all worse by expanding the size of his stomach and intestines by bloating himself from extreme over eating.
>>343847163
you look familiar.
>>343846775
>>343846998
is there more
you know just to shitpost with haha
>>343847576
the hard part is getting it out of the bank.
>Misses the target
>"HELLO?"
>>343847576
lol no anything over like $20 will get investigated
>corvo talks in the next disonored
why
>>343847583
That sounds like a good way to slowly damaging your intestines to the point of no return.
>>343847212
Yeh this is what I can't understand. The gut doesn't even droop at all like it's being kept in an invisible sling
>>343847576
Dont use credit card normally. Like use your gas/groceries card to buy russian porno and donate to sgdq. Call your company and claim your card was stolen online. Ez
>tfw he's making this look like a completely different game from the Dishonored I played
feels bad being a pleb lads.
did corvo fug the empress
>>343847682
DELETE THIS
>>343847742Maybe it is
>"Dishonoured, one of my favourite games"
LOL
>>343847585
>feeling of power
>>343847724
It's a very fast way to end up in the emergency room with compacted bowels.
>>343847724
he is speedrunning life
>>343847742
Its fucking bloated, always filled to the brim so it cant droop
>>343847576
you bet your ass it is, watch this
>massive gut with everything else fit and slim
dick stop it
imagine having a fetish that you'll probably end up killing yourself with
>>343847309
>Finally starting to get abs
>See this
STOP
emely is cute, cute, cute!!
>>343847585
LAUGH AND GROW FAT
>>343847428
>>343847451
>>343847460
>>343847470
>>343847504
>>343847537
What was it? I missed it.
Blow off, bitch
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
>>343847716
He's voiced by Stephen fucking Russell, the voice of Garrett from Thief.
>>343847585
>440 calories a pack and 4-5 packs at night is perfect
jesus fuck
>>343847859
Use 4chanX
>>343847885
but corvo doesnt talk
>>343847294
Yup, and they don't even realize they're just falling for bait.
>>343847809
Well what's your favorite game, tough guy?
>>343847279
>/b/
>>343847809
dishonored doesn't have a u in it
>>343847716
Because nobody likes silent protagonists
>>343847895
Congrats kid, welcome to the internet
Damn these richfags donating and humble bragging
>>343847836
Get outta here degenerate
>cool giga nigga turns out to be a gay fat fetishist
everything i love turns into shit
>>343847859
pokemon xd thread.
>>343847859
Just a retard linking to /vp/.
>>343847585
>still waiting on first gainer/encourager experience
poor guy, can't even find someone with the weird fetish that applies to him. pretty sure that's a gay site exclusively though
>>343847859
Just someone linking to /vp/.
Just came on. What happened last run why everyone is saying b&?
>>343847895
is the runner on this site
>>343847716
because he isn't the default character anymore and it would be weird as shit if he didn't talk as an npc
How did a dogshit game like this get a sequel?
>>343847585
>getting fatter because he read a BODY BUILDER MAGAZINE
Should'nt he be a /fit/izen by this logic by doing weights for like 6 hours a day?
something about pedo-jokes with the little sisters
HELLO? BLINK?
>>343847970
You mean improved, right? I might actually watch him now.
>>343847970
he don't do that shit no more. those posts were from years ago.
>>343848031
Not this runner.
Runner might still be kind of a misnomer for this guy, though.
>>343848013
faggot didn't do the bad ending, the winning incentive
>>343847979
fuck this is a very subtle joke
>>343847431
not really any worse than my faps
>>343848084
MOSHI MOSHI BLINK DESU
HELLO?DELETE THIS.
>>343846998
HIS STOMACH LOOKS LIKE DANKEY KONG
>>343848013
Runner made pedo jokes, trolled tech crew with modded cutscene that looked like a Windows 10 update and hadfun
>>343848013
Runner loaded a backup save from another run and fucked up the donation incentive because he couldn't get the bad ending in that save.
>>343848063
Money.
>>343847585
How do you even find this shit?
>>343848073
Imagine how fucking shredded he's going to be when he starts cutting, though. He's acquired mass on levels we can't even comprehend.
>>343847859
someone linked to /mlp/ for some reason
>>343847836
Big Jon detected
>>343848073
he probably would be if he cut all that extra weight.
>blink through the entire game
love this run
>>343848097
He also pressed the Load button 2 times, so he never completed the game he started.
>>343848149
>trolled tech crew with modded cutscene
kek i wish i saw that
>>343848145
....You are right...
Does the princess get the dick
>>343848145
>>343848228
BigJon DKC speed run confirmed?
>>343848175
When you stretch your skin you don't get shredded. You get baggy.
>>343848228
NEW MEME
>>343848063
How is it dogshit? Explain
>>343848232
>Do a thing that let's you run through the game real fast
This is a speedrun friend
>>343848073
key word is "offseason" bodybuilders anon
>>343848228
this is why i come to 4chan
>/v/ suddenly hates BBWs
what went wrong?
>>343848228
this is the best thing to come out of this whole ordeal
Whats the mask for?
>2nd place name for KotOR character is Dat Boi
oh shit waddup
>>343848291
>new
are you literally serious?
>>343848291
Old meme actually
>all the firecracker noises outside
SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA WATCH THIS POS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343848228
how have people not seen this image before
>all these new
>>343848316
If this guy cut he'd be a fucking monster
>>343848316
He looks like an anime character
>>343848013
people donated for the bad ending but the runner loaded the wrong save file and did the good ending, he didn't give a shit either.
>DONE GOOFED
ONE OF US.
>>343848228
>>343846998
Come on, guys. He's pregnant. He's so radiant he's practically glowing.
>>343848356
Fucking normies ruining everything dat boi is fucking cancer
>>343848260
>>343848263
>>343848291
>>343848324
>>343848332
>>343848337
>>343848363
This is literally an old fucking joke. Were you never around during the last GDQs?
Can we get all of /v/ to spam the anele bomb in the gdq chat? Would be hilarious.
Here it is for anyone that doesn't have it:http://pastebin.com/TSyCJgVk
>>343848113
This girl was freaky
>>343848373
New to sgdq maybe?
>>343848316
how the fuck are those traps even possible?
>>343848316
>"I carry 360 pounds well">tfw 370 pounds
>>343848423
Looking like he's in the 5th trimester.
>>343848442
I know, its still funny
>>343848367
only if you're literally using litterally
>>343848063
Idiot bethesdrones. And it's short so not costly to churn out a sequel.
>>343847583
Oh so thats just him fucking with his stomach size
Its a shame he feels he has to do that
any cringeworthy moments so far? Haven't had the chance to watch the stream until now.
>>343848445
absolutely ebip
XDDD
>good news! we'll be able to show the bad ending of bioshock before wolfenstein so hold tight!
Someone got a bollocking offscreen.
>>343848468
Fucking how?
I'm 180 and I feel like a fat piece of shit.
>>343848445
fuck off underaged cancer
>>343848468
Go to /fit/ and get help right away you fat fuck.
>>>/fit/
>>343848291
This joke is at least a year old you dumb dumb.
>>343848370
I'm not asleep yet because of them and I have work very early tomorrow
Mywifeis partially deaf and can't hear very well without hearing aids. I'm not saying I wish I was disabled but it'd be nice to get some rest.
At least I have this run and you faggots to keep me company.
>>343848442
I've been to every GDQ since AGDQ 2013 and browsed /v/ for every one. First time seeing this image.
>>343848453
literally my wife dude
>>343848479
who actually fucking cares
>>343848442
I was working all of last gdq, so no
>>343848479
Wow... so based, can't just watch a fucking YouTube video or something
>>343848479
gotta deliver for those donations
>>343848479
They had a save backed up just in case.
>>343848373
seriously, its posted every single thread
Some big donations during Dishonored run.
I'm pleased.
So has anything good/awful/cringy happened yet? Last I heard there was no fun allowed.
>>343848461
He's a real life giga nigga
>>343848429
dat boi is an aspect of the one true god Kek. Normies are increasing his reach without even knowing it.
>got his first job
>donates 1k
It's like he doesn't like having money
>I got my first job
>So I decided to donate $1,000.
More bullshit than the Bioshock run lmao
>>343848316
He looks like he's got giant tumors on his shoulders.
>my first job
>lol im gonna donate 1k
what kind of fucking first job is that? and can I get in on it too?
Why is every clap at SGDQ so fucking awkward?
>>343848461
Those aren't traps. His neck is just branching out.
>>343848527
how the fuck does that fatass get such a qt
>>343848527
it still hurts
>>343848605
Not really. Just people doing people shit.
How do they know all these donations are legit? Do they check them all?
>>343848693
>>343848694
It's called having a personality and actually going outside to talk to girls.
Big Jon's exposure was the best thing to happen during AGDQ 2016, we need something new
>>343848605
Good: Tech team trolled with Windows 10 update modded cutscene
Bad: Four fucking hours of Zelda
Cringe: Fleenstones runner hurled his controller and called the announcer a faggot
>>343848693
just be yourself :)
>>343848631
>>343848634
his first job is in his dad's company
>>343848730
How
>>343848751
Normie faggot
>>343848751
Ya lost me.
>>343848730
aw man ive been there before
>speedrunning on a PC
>mod the game and use pre-saves
>speedrunning on a console
>won't even emulate because they want to be the purest possible
>>343848527
cute
>>343848631
>>343848634
>>343848649
It's the modern millennial generation which is full of retards
>>343848768
Source on the Flintstones runner
Does he say cyka every time he teleports?
>>343848631
Not all of us are selfish monsters
>>343848768
>Fleenstones runner called the announcer a faggot
i need a backstory on this one
>>343848804
The problem with console speedruns are long load times fucking up your flow
>>343848527
>mfw I will never have an actual decent girl with similar interests and a fat fuck
At this point its not triggering and more on borderline depression
>>343848804
>speedrunning on a PC
>fun to watch
>speedrunning on a console
>perfectionist autism
>>343848693
>has an actual personality and doesn't shit himself in fear whenever a grill looks his way
i'm sorry you're such a fuckup but don't get mad at him
>>343848768
>Fleenstones runner hurled his controller and called the announcer a faggot
WHAT
>>343848768
is that flintstones shit true? I have to watch it right now
>>343848751
that's his sister
>>343848804
these aren't wr attempts friendo, welcome to /V/ btw :^)
>>343848796
You dumped a drink on yourself in front of a hundred thousand people?
>that Overmeme reference
FUCKING NORMIES
>>343848743
"They" know which donations are real and which are fake because they are the ones creating all the fake ones. There haven't been many so far, but when the end of the event draws closer, you should notice a massive increase in the phony ones.
=>>343848479
Yeah, it's not like everyone already saw that ending years ago or something. Gotta make time to show that ending cause we don't want to upset the retards who donated to this shit.
>>343848768
>cringe
Is this true? Fucking link me, I was drinking
This is the last time I do normie shit during autism week
>People tell the runner to shut up for the sake of reading donations
hahaHA HA HA HAH AHAHA
>>343848768
Damn I went to sleep before Flintstones started.
>>343848937
the first part
>>343848768
>Fleenstones runner hurled his controller and called the announcer a faggot
Link me or bullshit.
>>343848897
>>343848923
it didn't really happen but the guy was pretty pissed and looked like he was trying not to have a little temper tantrum
>>343848693
be rich.
>>343848683
Praise Kek.
>>343848768
BS on the flintstones shit, no way.
>Michael Madsen's voice
>>343848937
He cleaned it up.
But nobody wants to sleep on fuck liquids.
>>343848683
I don't get it why does it matter what year this was made?
>>343848926
that's even hotter
>>343848995
What was he pissed about? Did he fail his run?
>>343848892
>speedrunning on a PC
>literally nothing fucking happening
it's like you enjoy watching paint dry, you autist
wixMini WITWIX RAID wixMini
>>343848995
what was he pissed about?
The flintstones guy just said the donation announcer causes him to fuck up in a kinda passive-aggressive way.
>>343848605
Dumbass runner forgot to charge his 3DS and the battery died during the run, he also didn't bring a charger with him.
>>343849069
remember when witwix was a speedrunner
>>343848851
>paying money so doctors can go to Africa save niggers
That's the exact opposite of what I like to spend my money on.
>>343849069
fuck off withford
>>343849054
>>343849074
announcer started reading donations after he asked for quiet and he died. continued the run just fine. he might have been trying for a donation incentive since he was doing that segment blindfolded
>>343849048
it was 2014 and the kek meme didn't surface until a few months ago.
>>343848850
>cyka
He's saying "swag"
>>343848994
>>343848958
Not true but he got mad as FUCK. Still pretty cringe.
LE CLIP
so I guess the Zelda Four Swords run was awful this evening, but is tomorrow evening's schedule any better anyone? Can't say I recognize many games beyond Super Meat Boy, Braid, and Contra
all this talking from the cutscenes like jesus fuck really
>>343848534
>180
Iktf. Used to be a scrawny piece of shit at like 130 lbs at 6'0. Suddenly got a bit of a gut and shot up to 168 over 2 years. Started lifting religiously (not bulking or anything) trying to flatten it but I've only put on weight since then and am now at 180 with the same fucking gut just with more muscular arms and legs. Kill me.
>>343849135
remember when trihex wasnt a sellout
>>343849143
But kek is a WoW thing, it's been around for longer than a few months
>>343849048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk
>>343849191
Momodora might be cool
new
>>343849180
>>343849191
HOLY FUCK THAT MOMODORA RUN
THATS GONNA BE GOOD.
>>343849191
Cloudbuilt is a fun game.
>>343849043
literally banned
>>343849191
Momodora is a bretty gud metroidvania
>>343849191
>he doesn't recognize momodora
>>343849191
>not recognizing silent hill or resident evil
wew lad
>>343849191
Cloudbuilt might be cool, its like a 3d dustforce
dustforce will be the best run anyway.
>>343849191
>jumper two
classic freeware game the requires insane skill, will be fun
>He killed Sam
>>343849231
the frog god offshoot meme
>>343849191
If you enjoy Contra, you'll probably like Demon's Crest right after it. It's a Ghouls and Ghosts spinoff featuring the annoying Red Devil. It's actually incredibly hard.
>>343849242
>>343849256
>>343849301
oh yeah? well at least that's promising then.
>>343849191
>cloudbuilt
goddamn that one will be rad
>>343849168
About what? So want to see
>>343849256
>>343849191
halfcoordinated is truly based
>>343849336
I killed him for betraying me
How did this horrible video game get two sequels?
>>343849143
people saying kek has been a wow thing for years and even its popularity on the general internet started like 2 years ago
>how new
>>343849314
sure don't see it listed there dude.
>>343849231
what it like to be completely fucking wrong
F
>>343849240
Praise KeK
>>343849378
He asked for silence
He didn't get it and died
PRESS F
>le freezeframe with narration detailing the aftermath of your actions
Fuck Bethesda and this dumpster fire of a video game.
F
F
>>343849429
THE FROG GOD OFFSHOOT MEME
heres the flintstones run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kfpm6sPLk
>>343849520
>bethesda
>dishonored
k
welp this was boring garbage
>>343849415
pretty sure there's only one sequel so far
>>343849457
Kek is literally a thing from WoW you numbskull
>>343849615
>you can't blame a publisher.
>>343849520
its made by arkane you reject
>le black means niggers maymay xD
>>343849650
he's talking about the fucking frog god goddamn learn to read reply chains
>>343848768
>cringe
wait, serious???
>>343849696
>blaming a publisher for a cutscene style
>>343848228
>All these fucking replies for one image
The Reddit hivemind is indeed strong.
>>343849650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
Dummy.
>>343848316synthol
>>343849730
Fuck yourself.
>>343849615
Looks like they lifted Bethesda's great endings!
>>343849615
>>343849730
Publishers fuck shit up all the time
EA anyone?
>>343849741
you mad af boi
>>343849143
>the kek meme didn't surface until a few months ago.
fucking what.
Daud's blink >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Corvos
>>343849575
When's the interesting part
>>343849903
well that's true, I have enjoyed the Awful Games segment before with obscure games.
>>343849575
THE RAGE AT 5:00 IS INSANE SOMEONE ALMOST DIED WTF?
>>343849957
no shit, it lets you time freeze
>>343845264
Bloodthunder is a super chill streamer, I will be watching wolfenstein if only because he doesn't try so hard to make it seem like what he does is a professional sport or some shit
>>343849940
You are dumb as shit learn to read.
>>343849909
Nah, I just think it's pretty stale when people spam TriHard emotes whenever the commentor says the word "black".
>>343850059
lmao
>>343850047
That's not the reason I like it
>FUCKS WITH THE TECH TEAM
>IGNORES DONATION INVENTIVE
BASED
oh yay.
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/750175508269150208
>>343849575
>UH I ASKED FOR QUIET
No you fucking didn't.
>>343846578
Werster got banned, if I remember right.
He died a hero.
>>343850203
Looks like they talked to Bioshock runner.
But I still hope that Wolfenstein run will be as fun as Bioshock.
>>343850279
Yeah, he didn't but the reader was pretty fucking dumb to start reading during a blindfolded segment
okay i've seen enough blinking pls.
>>343850282
Why'd he get banned?
What was the pedo comment of bioshock?
>>343850434
he also said it was an autoscroll segment and really easy. Runner was super autismo about it and made everyone feel awkward.
>>343850675
Stole a shitload of room passes.
>>343850740
cute, cute little sisters
love them
>>343850282
good, he was the personification of every screaming edgelord COD child
>>343850740
you can climb on top of your sister but you shouldn't
>>343850675
>"FUCKIN NIGGERS"
back when gdq was fun
>>343850675
Theft.
>>343850842
Naturally he's the poster child for the shitheads that don't follow speedrunning but post that trannys picture every chance.
>>343850675
Spoke out against Knitler and Co., I think.
>>343851053
Fuck off.
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