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I'M ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
I thought you'd be angry about your broken legs but I guess not
>ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
BETTY BOOM
Why does v have a permanent eye thread up now?
>>343821327
Cycles
>>343821327
>Permanent EYE thread
this should have happened a long time ago
>>343821327
Jian-Moot, sticky this.
People need to play this.
>>343821327
Every steam sale there's a number of posts about EYE for some reason.
>>343821717
no they don't, the game has dank memes but it's fucking trash
>>343821327
/v/ presently has 24/7 New Vegas, VTMB and EYE threads
What a development.
>>343821953
Damocles would say otherwise.
>>343821902
It's good and nobody recommends it to people looking for games, so when it goes on sale and a bunch of new people buy it, they start threads
>>343820496
>yfw
RIMANAH =AHRIMAN
All memes aside, can someone please tell me what the fuck happened in this game? I still have no idea.
>>343822551You killed your wife and got yourself stuck in a Groundhog Day loop trying to revive her with Necrocybermancy.
>>343822551
just execute orders
>>343822551
Nigga u don't understand
>>343822551You gain brouzouf.
>>343822650
But who am *I*? Am I an avatar in Rimanah's never ending nightmare? Did he fucking achieve CHIM or something?
>>343822650
>Necrocybermancy
My new favorite word.
I really hope streum on don't fuck up that warhammer game and get enough money to make a super awesome eye 2
>>343823073
I honestly have no idea. I'm pretty sure Mentor, Huan and Rimanah are just fragments of our twisted psyche. They don't exist, and yet they do within the never-ending cycle of guilt.
I'd continue this train of thought, but I don't want a micro warp storm to erupt from my skull.
>>343823547
I see.
I guess in the end it really is better to justEXECUTE ORDERS
>>343821327
What do you mean brother? We only ever made one thread!
>>343820496
is this game good?
>>343823073
The most popular theory is that you are the player, Rimanah and the Mentor. Maybe Dutch as well? Who the fuck knows.
>>343824093
yes
>>343824093
maybe
>>343824093
It's a quality meme.
>>343824093
maybe
>>343824093
I'm pretty sure a good chunk of people never played this game and are just posting memes.
>>343824093
it's great while also being mediocre
>>343824764
Bitch I'm a Grey Master with a degree in fucking shit up with a power sword.
>>343824093
I don't know
>>343824771
this
Server where?
>>343824093
I like it.
>>343820496
How the fuck do I play this game?
>>343824093
It's one of the shittiest games I've ever played, but also one of the absolute best.
I have no fucking idea. This game just defies reason in every way.
alright my jian brothers wheres the server at
>>343825225
Point at the things shooting at you and shoot them, walk toward the floating gold triangles.
>>343825225
upgrade legs
upgrade strength and accuracy for bear killer
upgrade hacking or psi
in that order
Can't escape the inner cycles of my guilt, must hammer Werewolves!
>>343825225
acquire cyber legs
Bullshit!
What the fuck was his problem?
>>343825482
>enemy explodes into red mist
>Bullshit! Ultra-failed attack.
I have no clue what i'm doing
I know to keep shooting though
>>343825382
It matters not what path you walk. It matters not if you wield the sword, the gun, your mind or your cyber-powers. All paths lead to the Grey Master, the one who is all.
>Using the Excidium for the first time
>>343825547
You were his problem, literally.In reality, the dialogue of other NPCs indicate that you and him are actually very close, almost brothers in fact despite being Culter and Jian. He is, in the dream cycles, likely to just be an outlet for the players self-hatred - who better to tell you how much of a fuckup you are than your best friend?
>>343825640
That's all you need to know.
>>343825640
don't forget those cool cyber powers
>You killed a good and loving daddy!
????
alright fuckers jump on a server
>>343826159
public co-op campaign on cc_noctis
>>343826282
WE GOIN TO MARS BOYS
>>343825547
He's a fucking Jian scumbag, that's his problem.
I swear to god if ever speaks to me like that again, I'll slice his stupid fucking moron face off and wear it as a mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE
riminah head is done, gonna start the body soon
>>343824093
It's amazing for a game I bought for $2.50
>>343826951
Hello new micspam.
>>343824093
If you don't take it seriously and just cruise through, you'll have the time of your life.
There's plenty of good ideas done terribl, sometimes so badly thay it becomes hilarious.
The weapons handling is probably one of the best I've felt. You have a revolver stronger than an anti material rifle in your hands, and YOU FEEL IT.
>>343827478
I think the starter Anti-Material rifle is actually still better than Bear Killer aside from being unable to wield it with a melee weapon and taking more inventory space. Bigger magazine, scope (useful for taking down Heavy Culters) and at least the hover ships go down with less anti-material rifle shots.
>>343827097
it's comin' along nicely anon
>>343827238
I'm fucking mad I bought it for ten burgerdollars and then a day later the steam sale started and it was $2. And by then I had played too much to get a refund
>>343828573
That's why you never buy stuff at full price on steam, bub.
I just purchased this game
I have no fucking clue what is happening what the fuck are all these names what the fuck was that stat system why the fuck can i get a minigun this early on where the fuck do i go
>>343820496
How did they hit the tone of a weird ass fever dream so well?
>>343820496
so do the dual katanas deal more or less damage the the default sword?
>>343820496
Does anyone have the research lines pic? I want to get the cure to fatal wounds soon. I got quite a few of them trying to get money farming new eden on ghost.
WE DID IT
WE BROKE THE CYCLE IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT
>>343830095
i got you and the whole package
>>343830169
STOP YOU FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE WAVES
Why do you guys ALWAYS have E.Y.E threads when I am with my family playing chivalry?I would buy them EYE but they have macs
>>343829908
it's French devs, so basically lots and lots of cigarettes
>>343830242
Thanks man. All i need (at least from what i remember) now is a synicle corpse, the coagulant, then follow the research path.
I'm pretty close to getting the hammer too.
>>343829742
JUST
EXECUTE
ORDERS
SERVER WHEN?
>>343823073
You'reRimanah reliving your past experiences with E.Y.E. and the Secreta
>>343822082
there is hope
brozoufs for all
>>343831263
BATTLE ROYALE SERVER WHEN
>>343831796
Second, fuck the probable Russian who shitted the gravity in the br server.
>>343821492
>stickying the thread ends the cycle
>stickying the thread increases the jian numbers
>>343822551
JUST EXECUTE ORDERS
JUST
>>343829742
You just do missions, follow the retarded dialog as best as you can. This isn't mass effect or whatever, so you can just choose whatever.
Go where the triangles are on the screen.
Also, hack as many sentries and "special force" drones or whatever as you can.
The fun part is seeing what stupid shit the game throws at you.
Have you followed the path well?Were you attentive during your journey?
>>343828573
>$2
Nigger I bought my copy for $0.99. It was so cheap I gave copies to my friends and made their legs okay.
Best $0.99 item I've ever bought
>nearly 100 posts
>still no 64 player co-op server
what a dissapointment...
>>343825202
rolling for dickface
>>343832645
The fun begins when you hack an army. Sometimes the new recruit would be treated as hostile by your previous hacked soldiers. A shootout of zombie soldiers would break out soon.
>>343832930
max is 32 players mate
>>343832645
>if you pick 2 the conversation just ends and he fucking kills himself by walking into the laser
Oh Tobi.
I love this game.
Jian Shang Di - See God
Culter Dei - Worship God
Culter Dei? more like Culter Gay
>>343834567
>jian shang di
>futuristic cyberpunk weaboos
>>343834851
at least theirheavyarmor looks cool
>>343824093
It's 10 or of 10
>>343835058
>be culter
>have qt synicle gf
>be faggot jian
>metastruemonic waifus
>>343835624
Synicles ARE Metastreum, retard.
My theory is that
PC = Id
Mentor = Ego
Rimanah = Superego
>>343835847
yeah but u only have waifus
>>343835058
Why the hell Rimanah is a Jian with a skull mask?
>>343835058
>>343836043
>best armor isn't in the game
I just pretend the skull guy in that pic is the player character beforeTHIS WEIRD DREAM AGAIN, DEJA VU!consideringyou're supposed to be the waifu killing Commander.
>>343832284
>probable
There is no probability here, as someone that knows him I can assure you he is in fact Russian.
>>343836437
hostfag here is there another russian that im not aware of?
>>343836246
>player was actually a jian double agent the whole time
get out of those passworded coop servers and get on the campaign coop server
Has anyone heard any news from Streumon Studios?
They haven't updated their site since a year ago, and their job page leads to 404.
I fear for our metastreumonic masters.
>>343837338
They're working on a WH 40k tactical fps. Looks pretty cool.
>>343837338
they're working on a warhammer 40k game, and if that sells well they'll do a E.Y.E. prequel game in the style of the SWAT series
>>343837338
They are working on Space Hulk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J46EQKe8GY
>>343837157
Maybe
He's got the rcon password for the BR server from the guy that hosts it and fucks around with the gravity for some reason
dedicated non-fucked BR server never ever
GUYS, MY LEGS ARE OK
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'M GOOD NOW
>>343837196
I would, but I'm paranoid that there's a moth in my room right now
>>343837957
What are you, scared of moths?
Do you need to play the game multiple times to get the full story?
>>343838291
4 times
who wrote this shit
>>343838175
I'm scared of the thin, sickly motherfuckers that aren't fuzzy. We don't have those cutesy farts in Virginia
How's my meme
I saw >>343825253 and needed to do better
>>343838524
Just because she isn't healthy with well padded oppai doesn't mean she won't love you the same way!
>>343838505
>dirty culter getting so assblasted he can't even understand he's being insulted
>>343833229
OC meta
>>343838728
No nigga, you don't understand. I remember two summers ago those fuckers would slam into my window hard enough to mimic the sound of someone punching it.
>>343835897
younailed it desu
>>343838998
They're trying to show you how much they want to be with you!
>>343839443
I found it, it wasn't flying though. It kept making this popping noise and jittering each time. Fucker took the all mighty Three Shoe beating like a champ
>>343839783
I don't really think they're into that masochism thing
Playing with /v/ is just magical
>>343840312
I was surprised by the amount of player who joined the server, to a point where we spawned in stacks.
>>343840312
wat server
>>343840214
I couldn't tell you how many of those things I've killed over the years. One point I had my walls repainted and they had to scrape off some of the gunk of the bodies before they could get to work
>>343840394
>Log in
>See this
>>343840420
From yesterday, the "/v/ no jian" or something like that server
Fuck, everyone's gone now?
>>343841495
i am always here
Are you a good and caring daddy?
>>343842195
No but I can backstab helicopters and turrets just fine.
>>343842619
by the by, as a quick reminder, fuck the heli in the sewer, that was some of the most bullshit encounters in the game
>>343842815
>hide
>hack it
>he cleans everything for me
But then I'm a puppet master
>>343842815
I found those faggots with gatling guns respawning non-stop more annoying.
what server you guys on?
>>343843286
campaign coop
>>343838505
Hold on so you and Huan could have literally mended the relationship between the Jians and the Culters because they were BFFs
Damn. I want a game where you and Huan just go on adventures and have endless banter.
How's the multiplayer? Any fun? The only reason I'd play this dated mess of a game
>>343843987
it's fucking riduculous
>>343820496
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
DEATHWING
>RELEASE DATE SOON™
>>343823962
>Not posting the superior version
so what genre is this game
fps rpg??
>>343844485
Basically
>>343844107
Ridiculously full?
>>343844429
>29 years
There could be something better there. Don't ask me. Not a creative man. I just follow orders.
>>343844609
mostly ridiculous
Can some explain to me WHAT THE FUCK the story is supposed to be about
>>343844429
>tfw 29 in few weeks
I hope my legs will be ok
>>343846503
get the brouzoufs, get the answers
>>343846503___________________________________________
_____________________________________Brouzouf.___________________
>>343844609
People using Dragon on the streets like it ain't nothing, fuck.
do i need to finish the game before i play online co op with /v/?
>>343847064
no
join you filthy jian
>>343846503
Guilt, belief and getting bruzouf.
>>343847064
no but things will be spoiled. Also it can get hilariously fast with a big group, or super slow when everyone dies and the mission doesnt progress at all and just reboot. Either way, its fun.
so i just started playing about 2 hours? in
my mentor hooked himself up to some cyberbrain and i finished the mission
at what point can i start upgrading my cyber parts?
those things seem to cost a shit ton
>>343834484
They both mean 'blade of God'.
>>343848482
when you get money
get that cloak first
>>343848482
Once you get enough brouzouf.
You're not a proper Culter until you obtain level 10 cyberlegs.
>>343840312
Me on the right.
>>343848558
how and where do i get a cloak?
i've killed a few cloak dudes with lasers?
they were kinda annoying
>>343848663
some dude in the temple with a gear over his head
>>343848663
in the temple, move around and you'll find a seller for various technologies, Psi powers, guns, etc.
i bought doom and eye on sale
after 30 minutes of doom i alt f4'd and got a refund
3 hours into eye and i'm loving it
doom was sooo boring
>>343821545
Agreed
>>343821545
it did, and it was called /cyg/
it won't be back until EYE 2 or cyberpunk 2077 releases
>>343849163
>/cyg/
good times
My legs are fine.
>You gained Brouzof
>>343849047
Thanks for the blog post, do you want us to validate your choice?
Escape the cycles of social approval.
>>343849253
not really
just pissed that i downloaded 50 gigs desu
>>343846857
Triangular gate from nowhere
gg
>>343849163
>EYE 2
Im sorry anon.
They said if they make it, it will be a prequel and be less cyberpunk.
is there pvp
i want to kill jians in one on one combat
>>343849524
Source?
I heard about the prequel thing but not the less cyberpunk part
>>343849343
>being mad about downloading data for a few hours
>not being mad about wasting 40-60 bucks on the game itself.
you're stupid, for the wrong reasons.
>>343849614
pls more mp webms
>>343849661
refunded tho
i can't refund the data
>>343833229
>I participated in that thread
what a good thread, too
>>343849804
>mp
I don't have that many.
I'd have to make more, which means play more.
>>343849825
if you copied the data you could just wait for the crack to finish.
also I torrented this game earlier and got to the mentors cyberbrain part. I think im going to restart my character to roll higher stats.
This game is complete shit, but at the same time the amount of options in the conversations is more well made than anything bethesdas pooped out in the past 10 years.
>>343850046
pick all metastreum or whatever it's called and just hit reroll until you get what you want
is eye good? ive heard mixed things about it
>>343850046
meh
i honestly don't even want to play doom now
bored the shit out of me
>>343850363
yes
>>343850363
maybe
>>343850363
sometimes
>>343850363
1.Do you like gaining mad brozoufs?
2.Do you like going at the speed of sound with Cyber Legs?
3.Do you hate filthy Jian scum?
4.Are you ready to make some waves?
If you answered "yes" or "maybe" to any of these questions, you are ready for EYE.
>>343850363
I don't know
>>343850363
yea
Unless you're this guy.
>>343850452
>>343850480
>>343850532
>>343850536
i dont know who to believe
>>343850680
trust nobody not even your self
>>343850680
Just execute orders.
>>343832645
I just did that and felt so bad i restarted the mission.
Lol I killed the server
>>343850680
Believe in Brouzoufs.
>>343850680
could you repeat the question
>>343850782
holy shit
Will we have a server tonight?
What's the source of the "I AM ANGRY, ANGRY ABOUT X" meme?
>>343851059
elven warlords ravaging /tg/ while their spies manipulated the interior organizations
>>343831120
Umaru fans are truly the most cancerous in the world.
I didn't die but power killed me.
>>343839268
Not really.
Allegory of the cave desu.
do you guys want i set up deathmatch server again?
>>343851509
might be cool, even with 2k ping
>>343851269
Why do the humans in this game look fuckin ugly
>>343851509
yes
>>34385165
type
connect 108.29.18.157
in console
>>343851783
orus inbreeding ruined human gene pool
I've increased my level!!!
In an EYE sequel what would you like to see story wise? Other than it notbeing a dream
>>343852398
you wake up from the dream and all those dream brozoufs were never really gained... you must execute orders and gain brozouf
>>343852398
JIAN SUPREMACY
>>343852398
Being able to describe the story in any way would mean they've failed making a proper successor.
>>343852398
Fight, gain Brouzoufs, fight some more
>>343820496
>I'M ANGRY
>ANGRY ABOUT JIANS
>>http://www.somethingawful.com/
>>343852821
Kill yourself.Execute orders.
Look at this retarded fucking Jian.
>>343852887
>Uses a stupid joke from SA
>I tell him to go back to his shithole
>Gets mad at me for telling him to go back to his shithole
Are you actually retarded?
>>343846503
It's not something that can be explained. You either get it after a few playthroughs or you don't.
>>343853142
>weebs can't even fight off someone with a katana and a wakasashimi
lmao
>finally unlock dragon
>get so disoriented after using it its almost useless
also how do i get the triangle gate and other hidden cybermancies
>>343853567
Lets see. There's 3 gate powers and 3 ending. If I had to guess I'd say that you gotta tell Rimanah that the Jians were the ones behind 9/11.
Reminder:Rimanah is the real traitor and Huan is actually a bro.
>>343853742
they were tho
any death match server up?
>>343853742
oh, makes sense
almost got one then, but i accidentally fucked up after the choice at the end and clicked restart mission and it took me right back to the start of mars
im a bit angry to say the least
>Karma is at 0 from killing innocent animals
>Suddenly full again
join the server you jian fucks >>343851912
So glad that years later, /v/ still loves this game.
Good taste.
>>343852398
I like to know what I'm doing
Aside from following orders.
>>343821327
People getting tricked into buying on the steam sale and now have to pretend they like it to fit in with strangers on the internet.
>>343855397
t.jian
I know setting the difficulty to ghost affects cash and xp you get, but does changing the AI skill do so as well?
>>343852398
A story written by someone with a grasp on the english language. Good level design.
>>343854917
>/v/
No. It's the same 100 faggots in every single thread.
>middle of jian killing spree
>have the ovum at full power
>one guy left
>E.Y.E.exe has stopped working
>>343855773
>100
But you have been posting to your self this entire time, Anon.
>>343855773
I guess you can't make everyone happy.
Eye threads are comfy as fuck tho, kinda like STALKER threads or Deadly Premonition threads or even LISA threads to some extent.
>Oh so if I hold down shift with a gun out and fire I psi blast?
>Okay lets try
>Accidentally kill the Psi vendor
oh
>E.Y.E.exe has stopped working
>>343835058
This picture really makes me sad.
>black and gold armor detail persistent in every armor class instead of just culter heavy and jian med/heavy
>female secreta
>super light armor
>more ceremonial looking weapons
Surely being a source game means it should be easy as fuck to mod, right?
>launch game to play on the server
>see my character disappear in an instant in the main menu
>no avatar selected
>files in the save folder still fine, but it's not letting me use my character
what the fuck, don't tell me I lost my characteragain
>>343856446
Where da secreta wimmenz at
ooga booga oniichan
>>343855397
I seriously don't understand you.
From what I can tell, you bought it, didn't like it, and because you didn't like it you literally can't comprehend how other people could like it.
Pic related, this is quite literally textbook non-meme autism.
>>343835058
>yfw that large jian is wielding a large jian
>>343856725
nevermind, I just had to load it again, strange as it's never happened before
>>343857030
>large Jian
>clearly Rimanah
dumb jian
>>343857391same mask but that's jian heavy armor
game crash
>>343857513
>no asymmetrical shoulder pads
>left shoulder pad doesn't look like an undersea mine
>no breathing tubes
>no six pack of abs
>overcoat instead of skirt
>a fucking halo exclusive to culter heavy
>ouroboros on wrist guard like culter heavy
>chest plate coming up to neck like culter heavy
>collar like culter heavy
>shoulder guards like culter heavy
you're a doubly dumb jian and I implore you to quit your retardation
>>343846503
Seek brouzouf. The rest will follow.
>tfw want to set my mental balance to 0 with EYEliner to be a crazed motherfucker but I have Cosmogonical Metapsychology researched
>>343849902
>welcome to the slam jam
>>343857550
crashed again im done hosting mates. see you in the next cycle
>>343820602
oh god, nobody's posted that leg ok webm yet, have they?
>>343858110
was pretty fun, thanks for hosting
>>343851059
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/simcity-advisors/1/
Pretty much every internet joke originated on SA.
>>343857758
how do you pick up cars?
>>343858398
with your mind
>>343858398
with your mind
>>343858110
thanks for the hosting m8
t.1000 blunts
>>343858447
>>343858526
with my mind?
>>343854428
>karma 100
>still get fatal wounds out the ass
>>343858843
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS
what really happened to that sword?
>>343859178
Huan Lo stole it.
That cheeky fucker.
>>343859178The sword represents your intent to murder your wife and now that you feel guilt for the act it has melted away
>summon 4 clones
>the shockwave of the smoke blast me the fuck out of the room
>fall in a hole
>die
Thanks game.
>>343859365
What ass did you pull that from?
>>343859462YOUR MOM'S ASS JIAN RETARD EAT DICK
Why do you keep making waves?
That's the exact opposite of what you are supposed to be doing.
>>343859510
Provide proof.
>>343859647
GUYS STOP SHOOTING MENTOR
>>343859647
The battles make waves, and the waves are the battles. Battles upon waves and waves.
>>343850363
Unfortunately, eye is one of those games that defies logic, just follow orders.
>>343859727
Wait, but is your mom hot? Not sure if I want to see fugly old ass.
>tfw unfucking new eden after mentor dies
>tfw speedrunning abandoned center
>tfw speedrunning monolith
>tfw speedrunning noctis
>>343860135
The ramblings of a mad Jian.
>it's a let's wait till 2am to start the server
Episode
>>343859727
So, i killed the three Synicles, the ones that tell you a story, didn't knew that was doable
>>343860385
>visor isn't a + or one of those stupid greek letters
everything else is in order, carry on
What server are we playing on?
>>343860594
>in order
no true culter would get their own helmet wrong, he's clearly a jian in disguise.
What kind of assholes actually live in New Eden given that a fucking Deus Ex can just appear on the streets there?
>>343861306
Deus Exs, presumably
>>343861454
those assholes
>>343861454
I hate those fuckers
How many leg upgrades do I need to become a ninja? Feels like 3 isnt enough
>>343860316
>Am I fast enough now, Mentor?
>>343837482
>E.Y.E. prequel game in the style of the SWAT series
oh
shit
what?
>>343861557
get to level 11 for true enlightenment
3 is just the beginning
>>343861929You're in my way JIAN
>>343861929
there was a post (in french) on another forum by one of the devs, that's the general idea
it would be about a squad of 4 Federals set before the events of E.Y.E., but that's all that's set in stone
>>343861557
Agility makes you faster, strength lets you carry more equipment without being slowed down and legs multiply your speed and jumping height by a fuckton.
I'm a legs 9 Gray Master and I'm one with the wind, a legs 10 Death Wind is a force of nature.
>>343858843
psionic yes
>>343862095
I wonder how soon after the first metastreumonic event the game would take place, or if it'd be far off from it.
any co-op servers tonight lads?
>Dutch dies at sitco
>I die like 20 times trying to keep him alive
>Give up
>THE MISSION IS A FAILURE GTFO OF THERE AND BLOW IT UP
>Noctis mission
>Dutch is right there
>Hey bro
>Dies 30 seconds later
Asdaddafafada
>>343862860
just heal him from time to time and you'll be fine
>>343862230
>Death Wind
>not being a Gray Master with 120 agility
how do i get a lot of brouzoufs really fast?
i want legs 10 damnit
>>343863643
kill
>>343863643
get bearkiller, though TRK AD works alright
go to noctis
find weed pirate hideout
shoot interceptors and human revolutions with occasional feddies that wander up to see how you're doing
>>343825382
Threadly reminder that you only need 55 hacking to unlock all the augments.
Don't bother beyond that.
>>343863731
I need to kill fast and bullets too slow.
>>343863107
Use the farm map and grab the thunder hammer in the floating plataform, that shit kills a deus ex in 2 hits to the head, just stand in the button.
>>343862860
setting up those two sentries from the beginning of the level and having a clone really helps with defending dutch
>>343864152
>Use the farm map
how to spot jians
>raise psi force to 65 for dragon
>use shadow clone jutsu at some point to help get pressure off
>suddenly a whole squad of guys with machine guns start fucking shit up for me
best power
>>343864471
just wait until they spawn in with miniguns
>>343864471
At certain psi levels the multi clones can spawn with bear killers.
>>343864321
>he isnt a jian
when will you cucklers learn jians are the superior faction
>>343864558
>>343864567
thats it, im rolling a new character solely to use psi powers
does their hp increase as well with higher levels?
>>343864623
when you pussies stop getting mowed down like dogs every time I step foot inside your temple
>>343864706
not too noticeably, they wear whatever armor you have so go heavy so they'll last longer
>>343864623
get out
>>343862860
>>343864319
You can also block off the side entrances to the room with those giant barrel things to keep the monsters out.Or you can just shoot the faggot in the head at the start of the mission and skip straight to the underground bit.
server
WHEN
>>343863643
Get the farming map.
>>343864321
You want to farm pirates on new eden for hours on end be my guest.
You can get the thunder hammer for free and smash things in it tho.
>>343864319
I had 8 sentries.
>>343864990
That's something I have to try next time.
Blocking the door, not killing my broest of bros.
>Dutch
>wears light armor when you meet him
>next time you meet him he's wearing heavy armor
huh
>Rimanah
>wears light armor when you meet him
>next time you meet him there's a 1/3rd chance he's in different armor
huh
What do you guys think of the Marky Dei and the Brozouf Bunch song Vietjian fucking shits?
>Player
>act like a useless cockwipe when you meet him
>next time you meet him he's still a useless cockwipe
The part of the temple with the chairs, there is like an altar at the front, upthere is a window, if you jump you can look out the window and there is like a very tiny city outside.
>>343867282
brb confirming
will screen
>>343852398
Kill things, more things, bigger things, more powerful things to kill, get on vehicles and run over things. Also flesh out the Culter Dei more, I want to go full zealot and worship the god emperor or synicle tiddies I don't know.
>>343867282
fucking bullshit
>>343867282
Nigga how did you get that high? It's too far to jump.
Need to build a man tower in multi to confirm it.
>>343867621
It may be low res ground texture, it's really hard to get there, you have to stand in the triangle in the wall and then jump again.
I have a length copypasta of an explanation of the true ending if anyone wants it.it may have already been posted, i'm not going through 300 posts by you jians
>>343867282
you dummy, that's a trash texture
>>343824093
can you repeat the question?
>>343867880
post it.
>>343867815
Jump on the triangle in the wall and then jump from the tip, it's very slippery tho.
>>343867846
if anyone is near that part of the game please let me know also wrong picture but suits my mood just as well
>>343867914
Is it? I could only see it for a second and couldn't get up there again.
>>343867975
will do
>Once upon a time, not too long ago, a man was born on a distant planet. From a young age, he witnessed the chaos around him, perpetual war between the Federation and Looters, too caught up in their own greed and selfishness to realize the coming Metastreumonic threat. He began to learn, to educate himself on the universe around him. During his journey of self-discovery, he learned a powerful psychic technique - he discovered the Hypnotic Gate. With it, he pacified the masses. Entire planets became submissive and docile at his whim. His power gained the attention of the Secreta Secretorum.
>Already being a powerful Psychic, the man was put into the EYE Elites which is where he met the man that would soon become his mentor. Dozens of successful campaigns, countless artefacts recovered, and the man showed no signs of stopping. At his physical and mental peak, he continued to strive for more knowledge, more power, all in the name of the greater good. He quickly became his Mentor's favorite pupil and his perfect success rate earned him a promotion to the title of "Commander". The Mentor, finding hope in his pupil, decided to teach him an ancient and powerful technique. This is where the Commander learned 2 things - The Triangular Gate and the implication of a third great Psi power.
>The Implication burned in the Commander's mind. Countless worlds excavated and not a shred of information discovered, Countless artefacts unearthed and not a single one old enough to have records of it. The Commander's thirst for knowledge began to eat away at his mind as he knew that the very archives he swore to protect from mortal eyes also had the information that he seeked. This is where the commander made his first big mistake. He sent his wife into the Temple catacombs. She was caught and, the Commander, having to keep his involvement a secret, had her eyes cut out.
>Field too long
>>343868024
It can't be helped.
>>343868150
>He started to become erratic, less patient and his peers assumed he was grieving for his wife who had died due to the wounds inflicted upon her but no, the Commander's thirst turned into an unquenchable madness. He understood that there was no way he would be able to enter the catacombs again without being discovered and so, he asked himself "Where else would I be able to find such information"... He didn't have to look far as the Jians had a temple with the same set of archives. The Commander began to sow seeds to mistrust between the Culter and the Jians, allowing the divide to grow until he could spring his plan into motion. When enough subjects had been tricked into believing him, he initiated the next step. He enacted a purge on the Jian temple, looking for the whereabouts of the third gate. It cost him the life of his best friend, Huan Lo Pan but he finally found the information that he seeked so desperately. The third gate was in an underground temple on Mars
>He set out immediately, knowing that the Secreta would condemn him for his actions. He broke through the Federation and the Metastreumonic lines on the Martian landscape, delved deep into the depths only to find his Mentor had gotten there first. His Mentor attempted to talk the Commander down but after a lifetime of searching, the Commander had his sights fixed on that artefact. He pulls out his BK pistol and fires the entire clip into the Mentor's skull.
>>343868172
Well fuck me with a bear killer and pull the trigger, I'm sorry you wasted your time, anon.
>>343868232
>Finally having the third gate, being able to control minds, control reality, control life itself, the Commander finally had a moment to himself in the silent Martian caves. His guilt had caught up with him, he realized he had done horrible things in the pursuit of his goal, shrugging them off as means to an end but no matter how powerful the gates had made him, he couldn't bring back his love, his mentor and his friends. Guilt-stricken, he attempted to concentrate and fix the mistakes he had done using the 3 gates but it backfired.
>The commander tries his absolute hardest to deny his actions. He convinces himself that he is not the man he has become, he did not kill his Mentor, and he was never a Commander in the first place.With the power to change reality, he convinces himself that he is an EYE Elite, simply having a bad dream after suffering from your first failure
>No matter what you do, your Mentor will die and you will be led to ruin
>Only by relearning the 3 Gates will you finally be able to come to grips with yourself.
>Only when you reach The End, just you, nobody else, the sun in the sky and waiting for the moment that you wake up.
>And that is the story of EYE: Divine Cybermancy.
Is this thread alive?
>>343868527
Have you escaped your cycles of guilt?
>>343867282
>summon clones and stand on ones head
>to barely reach the edge of the triangle
>cant jump from the side of it have to reach the top
>sprint up the side to make any progress at all slowly
>stop sprinting right near the top or you will fly right over it
>slowly edge up the last few cm spamming jump because you may fly off anyway
>quickly turn and face out the window and hit screenshot before it disappears out of view
>get this
Wow its fucking nothing
Fuck you for pulling that bullshit.
>>343868573
>Implying you can
>>343862860
Monsters are afraid of barrels, use it to your advantage.
![draft_thumb-0d66fb4b498a1ff5c588c673c6689ebe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BrAkY3J.png "draft thumb-0d66fb4b498a1ff5c588c673c6689ebe[1]")
What's up with the symbol, is it OC or is it based off something?
>>343868605
At least you had fun, I think, maybe.I'm sorry ;_;
>>343868761
Not a math, physics, or classics major I take it?
>>343868721
>caw hammer
turbopleb
>>343868721
>Shoot red barrels they do nothing
>Enemy shoots the red barrels they all explde
>At the same time
>>343868912
>>343868761
It's the Greek symbol of symmetry, right?
>>343868912
You learn that symbol in highschool, anon.
>>343868761
greek letter psi
>>343869002
>>343868912
>>343868761
That symbol is LITERALLY called Psi.
Go to fucking higschool kids.
>>343869094
>Implying I was wrong
get fucked jian scum
>>343865503
What's a farming map
>>343868976
>not trying everything after getting through the second cycle
Its no Depezador for sure.
Is there a way to hack shit safely without having a patrol come along and fuck my culter dadpussy up every time? Or do I just need to do it fast?
>>343869278
I'm legit mad right now.
Are you too fucking lazy to google?
Or just a fucking retarded piece of shit?
http://gamebanana.com/maps/159542
"eye divine cybermancy farm map"
cunt
>>343869376
I've never had a problem hacking.
Sit far away, hide in an alley.
If you want I can legit write a pseudo-guide right now.
>>343869319
They really needed to rework the balance on these guns,s o many you start with outclass everything else.
I wish the game was a little more diablo/metroid-ish:
>persistent inventory/armory
>ability to loot guns/armor of different quality or find them on missions
>finally get your hands on that artifact damocles dutch said you should have
and the nevergonnahappens
>every level tied together more sandboxy than just teleporting there to do a mission
>more living feeling to worlds than cyberpunk serious sam
>tfw you stab yourself in the back
fugg I miss /cyg/, I need somewhere to post Kusanagi and talk about miscellaneous cyberpunk things. Lainchan is too slow
>>343869734
>Trust no one, not even Culters
>tfw I'm always late to the jian extermination
This weird thread again? Deja vu!
>>343869742
i think people just use /cyber/
>>343870068
where is this general you speak of?
>E.Y.E 2
>start the game fucking up looter scum with Fed buddies
>aquire brouzouf
>get laser guns, destroy looters
>part way through game
>killing looters like its nothing
>strange noises
>oh fuck son its the metastruemonic monsters
>and they are immune to lasers
>OBJECTIVE: SURIVIVE
I hope we get to see those aliums mentioned in the library.
>>343870237
>metastruemonic monsters
>immune to lasers
I don't think my legs will be OK
>>343870215
It's another board on another chan, I think there's a wordfilter for it
>>343870626
ah, memechan. I'll check it out
serb where
>>343870910
A corpse should be left well alone.
>>343870910
theres a server going on?
where!?
>>343870237
>your squad destroyed by creatures of metastruemonic force
>recovered by agents of megacorporations
>begin training to become one of first members of Secreta
>>343871520
co op campaign, on noctis
top kek
>>343872575
Good job, you got outplayed by a script kiddie
>>343871664
still? Whats the password?
>>343873149
It's public, look for the one with a bunch of people
whats the significance with mentor and rimanahs helms
why is mentor dull gray
why is rimjob crowned and gold
I Alt-tabbed out of the game and when I went back in there was another me dead on the floor.
>>343874343
Why do YOU have a moron face??
>>343856446
Source 2003.
To this day this is my favorite EYE related image
>got paid and bought a bunch of games from the steam sale
>see one game that I know I will never play
>remove it
>buy the games and go to sleep feeling good about my vidya purchases
>wake up to install E.Y.E
>i clicked remove on E.Y.E instead
When will I escape my cycles of fucking up?
>>343874823
You won't like it because you're a pleb.
>>343874823wake up
>>343875672
I didn't refund it, I clicked on remove in the checkout instead of the the game I actually wanted gone.
>>343875976
You won't like it because you're a pleb.
>>343875763
source of this?
Is there more EYE art?
>>343863880
BUT WHAT ABOUT MARS
HACKING ON MARS SON!
>>343863880
Hacking is fun if you're not shit.
>>343827478
Hunting Machine is the best of both worlds.
>>343876371
Google tells me it's WH40K
>>343850680
Yes, unless you like good games, in which case no, but it just might be yes.
>>343875976
>>343876315
Don't listen to anything coming out of this Jian's fucking moron face.
>>343877354
OH SHIT THEY'RE ON TO US
>>343878314
He's not going to like it.
None of you actually like game outside of it's mechanics.
It's actually fucking annoying.
>>343879025
>None of you actually like game outside of it's mechanics.
But creative developers who take big risks and try crazy interesting new mechanics are so fucking rare in vidya nowadays that we can forgive a flawed game. It's like if a guy tried to make a new dish from a cuisine he dreamed up in a world where the only food is McDonald's cheeseburgers. Even if it tastes a little weird, you're still thanking god that at least someone's still trying.
>>343826923
*partymask
Aw maan, I missed the server again.
>>343879294
Anon I agree but
>food analogy
>>343879934
Sorry - whenever I try to come up with a metaphor for capitalist mass-production for profit, all I can think of is an endless conveyor belt of McDonald's cheeseburgers.
>>343868340
neato. Good writeup
>>343846503
The greatest love story (for brouzouf) ever told.
I got out of the cycle, but I got back in when I realized I couldn't gain Brouzouf in the beyond or wherever I went.
On the bright side, Substitution Gate is fucking awesome.
>>343881440
I prefer hypnotic gate myself but only because I get to poke my Damocles at a Deus Ex's head. When I had to grind for levels I used fuller automatic SMG
>>343868340
I can dig it
>>343868150
>>343868232
>>343868340
All this from a game developed by some Frenchies doing drugs in their basement.
I want more shit like this. Someone send Obsidian a pack of rollies and see what happens.
>>343883953
>E.Y.E sequel developed by Obsidian Entertainment
>>343884218
>E.Y.E Sequel written by Micheal Kirkbride
>>343884218
>>343884278
>StreumOn and a bunch of other minor devs get high and have an impromptu orgy
>E.Y.E 2 is the result
>>343834851
>weeaboos
they're chinese
>>343884950
I swear some of them had Japanese names
HOW DO I ESCAPE IT
O
W
>>343885090
Why would you want to? Here you have Brouzoufs, OK Legs and plenty of mortals to be felled by your mighty Damocles.
What is it about EYE's inherent jankiness combined with the surprisingly thoughtful (in places) worldbuilding and writing that make it such a unique experience, lads?
>>343885275
Powerful guns and cool powers
Not slow
No walls, you do whatever you want, including failing the mission
>>343825202
CULTER
DEI
WARRIOR
I'M ABOUT TO PLAY EYE FOR THE FIRST TIME PLS GIVE STARTER TIPS WITHOUT SPOILERS FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT
>>343885531
protect yo legs
why do Culter Dei use other weapons than the Bear Killer?
you don't really need anything else
>>343885764
It's difficult to kill 20 guys with 4 bullets.
UH, ALL THE JIAN PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR CULTER PEOPLE ONLY
>>343885531
WEAPONS TIERS
+10 CYBERLEGS TIER
DAMOCLES
BEARKILLER 444
SULFATUM
HS 010
MEDKIT
GOOD TIER
DEZEPEDOUR
S6000
B.O.S.C.O.
BK 13
TWIN KATANA
LEGS OK TIER
KA 93
BLACK CROW
JIAN TIER
EVERYTHING ELSE
>>343885879
If you have a Damocles, that's not a problem.
Save the bullets for something worthwhile.
>>343885531
Damocles.
Just. The Fucking. Damocles.
>>343869376
You can stealth, and if you crouch you regen energy quicker, so you just bind a couch toggle, stealth and sit down and you should be able to get hacks off.
>>343869376
You can adjust the enemy AI from the menu if you're a Jian pussy.
Cyber Cloak should be enough for you.
>>343885531
Try not to make waves
Throw cars at Jians
BOSCO is babby tier gun go FULLER AUTOMATIC
Interceptors and Deus Ex are the best source of Brouzouf
The more damage you do with a gun the more xp you get. Maybe brouzouf too.
Stealth isn't about going to point A to point B without being seen, it's about going invisible to backstab Jians with Damocles.
>>343869376
Maximize hacking skill. Hide in a vent/tunnel/unreachable area and start hacking everything within a 1000 meter radius
>got this game in humble bundle three years ago
>never touched it
Well, if it's a meme, then I will surely play it.
>>343887160
That yields no Brouzouf!
>>343887509
Hacking yields no Brouzouf but watching the AI break down and seeing hacked Jians coming to you then start shooting each other is just as good as gaining Brouzouf.
>>343887729
Heresy
Why has EYE become FOTM again?
>>343887729
Broken AI isn't going to upgrade my Cyber Legs.
And neither are the endless Shock Absorber briefcases the game keeps dropping YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I'VE GOTTEN AND RESEARCHED ALL THE OTHER BRIEFCASES EXCEPT THAT ONE, YOU FUCKING SHIT EVEN THE USELESS ONES. JUST GIVE ME WHAT I NEED SO I CAN GET 10 CYBER LEGS ALREADY.
>>343887865
No, it's just another cycle.
>the devs were making a swat game
>it was cancelled for that warhammer l4d clone
I just want a swat game please someone
>Flashlight
>Switches on your flashlight attached to your powerful, glorious and magnificent armor.
>>343820496
HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY THIS SHIT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>>343889207
>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
git gud, its not that hard game anyway
>>343889207
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS
>creative risks
>2011 released copying a game that was GOTY in 2000. 2011 release actually has a worse combat system, dialogue, graphics, etc.
>4chan eating this shit up
This game sucksSUCKS.
>>343889785
Break your legs
>>343890601
I know that's the tomb where you meet mentor on the right, but what's the circle next to it?
>>343890780
If I encounter another pasty white dude with a giant afro or another Half Life wannabe monster I will bro-soph.
>>343890882
It's the fed route room.
>>343890882
Most likely the 3d skybox
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