YOU HAVE EXACTLY 10 FUCKING SECONDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE IN A VIDEO GAEM
Good writing.
A First Person child rape simulator.
>>343808315
Probably already exists
A massive road trip as a racing game's campaign
Second person gameplay that doesn't suck.
Art.
>>343808539
Second person..?
100 player coop
>>343807984
A huge dildo so you can fuck yourself OP
>>343808539
so, screencheat
>>343807984
Committing Holocaust on the race of your choice simulator
fun
>>343807984
A video game based on Nascar but it's a card game with a holographic Earnhardt with flames as you tilt the camera
>>343808609
You observe the player character exclusively from the NPCs' perspective.
>>343807984
Concentration camp tycoon
>>343808768
>>343808735
A new /v/ creation?
PissPotPlunder
You fast paced multiplayer game where you play as a worm pirate commanding a turd in a toilet bowl sea. Plundering gold kernels from other shits and tissue isles while dodging a stream of pee that can tear your vessel in half.
A player plays the pisser. The more destruction they cause the longer they can piss. The stream diminishes over time unless re fuelled.
>>343807984
Hold down a button and things are highlighted or show a trail that you follow to complete objectives
>>343808763
I want this.
Pressure
>>343807984
Varied reload speed and animation dependent on the situation.
i.e reloading when alone versus reloading in a crossfire.
>>343807984
persistent economy, ecosystem and balance of power calculations that affect NPC reactions to the PCs group.
>>343808768
Pretty sure there's already a game/mod of that
>>343808735
>>343808768
>>343808853
>what is Fallout Shelter
>>343808609
You ask the anon if he ever played a text adventure.
>>343807984
first person firefighting
>>343808634
I'd be interested in seeing what a game like this would be.
Subliminal messages. The only way to solve puzzles is to subconsciously hear the answers. By re experiencing certain scenes or levels. Each time you do you get more pieces of the puzzle.
>>343808963
FUCK YOU
>>343809180
Already an arcade game
The main character is a deadbeat uncle
>>343809285
WoW
>>343807984
Unimaginable things
Hair growth.
>>343808634
Isnt that essentially what a raid is?
>>343808763
That could be neat
Imagine like a gears of war game where you control Marcus but see from Dom's perspective and a friend controls Dom but sees from Marcus' perspective.
>>343808763
>what is mario 64
>>343808763
that's not what second person is tho. Rather than the story being "told" from the MCs perspective, or the story being told from a third party perspective, the story is about you and being told to you. Stanley's Parable comes to mind.
If I'm not mistaken.
Playing as a common "NPC" would make for an interesting game though.
A turn based visual novel with rhythm elements
>>343808763
I want to say the Half Life 1 expansions
A game like Condemned, but instead of being an investigator, you're a crazy homeless guy who goes around killing people and solving puzzles.
Over the course of the game, it goes from realistic (with eating food, staying warm, and sleeping where you can) to complete fantasy (playing with toys or eating candy, visuals change slowly as the game progresses to indicate your mental illness)
>>343809523
Yet
>>343808507
I'll take games named Fuel for 200 please Alex
Bubsy is a space marine
YOU SHIT IN THE GAME, YOU SHIT IN REAL LIFE.
>>343808315
Unteralterbach.
>>343808609
>>343808726
I was thinking about the Siren series, which used this as a main feature. They were survival horror games wherein you could use a mechanic called "Sightjacking" to view the game through the perspective of the enemies, which indicated where they were in relation to you. In the PS3 version, you could sightjack several enemies at a time. The problems with sightjacking were:
A: You couldn't move while doing so on the PS2, so it couldn't be done on the fly.
B: It didn't indicate how far away the enemies were, despite showing you the direction.
C: (On the PS3 at least) it caused major performance hitches that slowed the game down to sub 20 FPS.
None of these problems were inherent to the feature, so I still think it could work, but no other game has ever done it.
>>343809718
or or OR
you die in game you die IRL
>>343809729
Nah. The girls wanted it in that game
Super mario galaxy artillery game.
There'd be "planets" in a "system" with their own gravity, all of them differing in size and mass.
It would basically be Angry Birds Space meets Worms 3D, with decent selection of different tanks a la Gunbound.
>>343808539
mario 64
the main character eats his own shit as a power up
i panicked, don't know why that was the first thing i thought of
Combine RN and HM with monster girls
>>343808539
Super Mario 64.
The viewpoint is from the perspective of Lakitu.
>>343808963
fuck
>>343809885
your sister didn't
/v/ simulator, where you shitpost about imaginary games that you never played and talk about imaginary e-celebrity drama circling those games
>>343809868
malcolm in middle already made that
>>343809950
Mammoth Gravity Battles
Try being original for once in your life for fuck's sake.
>>343807984
Main character slices own head in half with a katana to impress a girl.
Super Mario Tax Helper
>>343807984
Barney who?
>>343809729
Wasn't the point in that game that the MC actually didn't want to fuck children?
>>343807984
Skeleton Quest: The RPG: The Video Game
Each time you defeat an enemy with a skeleton you can assimilate their skeleton to you and taking damage knocks away your bones. Your abilities, health pools, transformations and such are determined by what you've killed and assimilated, and they're randomly lost when you're attacked.
>>343810323
Unfortunately, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.
>>343807984
A good game
you win the game by doing nothing except dying on purpose a bunch of times
>>343807984
OP: The Game - Super Cock Sucker Championship Edition
A 2D plataformer with fighting game elements! Like a more complex beat-em-up
>>343807984
Make it good.
>>343807984
A necromantic accountant
High fantasy setting
You work for the king as treasurer.
>>343809729
do you still get put on a watchlist for downloading that
i have a new computer now and i want it
>>343810537
Suicide Simulator
It exists. Go try the IRL version.
you join the bad guys after you lose to them
>>343810537
Done
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/467574
Girl lowers herself into a wood chipper while moaning.
>>343810426
sound nito.
>>343810698
How fucking paranoid are you though?
>>343811058
Not entirely I just don't want to be on more lists
>>343809868
You die in real life, you die in the game
Open world adventure game akin to fall out that takes place after the rapture. The game starts out with you encountering your typical murderer/rapists and eventually demons start showing up. You need to help build up strongholds to survive the demonic onslaught, the catch though is that you can't truly trust any of your fellow man because all the good humans were raptured.
>>343807984
Turn based first person shooter with special abilities that are triggered by using cards in a hearthstone like system.
>>343811162
sweet mama, that made me spill my milk anon
>>343807984
A good strategy game AI that does not cheat.
Why is it always Lovecraft that "le videogame nerds" jerk off so much?
>>343807984
DOOM: the MMOFPS. Something like a endless king of the hill where 1000 players battle against a horde of demons.
>>343807984
Game starts out with you as a British soldier. You go to war and then after a bloody battle, find a wounded enemy soldier. The game has you spare him, and from that moment on the game is told from the point of view of the soldier you spared.
Game gets darker as you go through the life of Hitler.
Fourth person perspective
Rail "shooter" where you move from room to room cumming on anime girls
You play as a Nazi scientist who does horrible things in the name of the GLORIOUS GERMAN EMPIRE. Eventually you unleash some abomination upon the world and you have to stop it because if the world is destroyed then what will the great German Empire have to conquer?They beat the abomination and are considered heroes in the good ending and in the bad ending they lose and the world is destroyed until the credits roll and you find out they had secret german rockets and blasted off into space to conquer the galaxy.
how to find 12 year olds posting in your thread
- deliberate use of the words "sex" and "cuck"
- also mentions sex acts and related in a deliberate manner
- lack of common sense
>>343807984
Persistent open world MMO with good combat that isnt about tab targetting
A game where you play a high powered magic wielders ala sorcerer supreme, WoD high ranking mage, anything pc from exaulted.
First and 3rd person mid to max security prison RPG.
At the start you are given a random sentence (the reason you were confined) which determines you base stats.
Stats will include but not be limited to: stealth, crafting, charisma, int, vit, att, str, dex, cooking/alchemy.
Skills will be levelable via diffrent activities, some one time "quests".
Str: more for fighting and feats of strength, also helps with intimidation.
Dex: move fast or combo it with stealth to better conceal items or yourself from guards and other inmates.
Vit: ability to take a beating and of course max equip load. (Plays into stealth because it will help you conceal heavy things better because you won't look like you are straining to carry something, etc)
Charisma: people are more reasonable around you, and reputation is more easily increased - rep can easily be losses if you lack the other abilities to keep your word.
Int: like charisma and str you have a sort of aura in certain regards. You command respect when it comes to book smarts it allows you to do things like learn more crafting recipes more quickly. It allows you to more easily manipulate people when paired with charisma.
Cooking/alchemy: everything from poisens to tasty meals. Don't under estimate the effect of a peace offering or gift in the form of a well cooked meal, in the bleak tasteless eviroment a good meal can go far in many an inmates or even a guards eyes..... or far enough to inflict the right loss in a certain gang to start a highrarcy avalanche. Cont.
>>343812315
i want a rail shooter that looks like this
you have to make split second decisions about what path to take, which may or not converge with another path later on. i know this is not an original idea, but it has yet to be actually done
3D Space Station 13
>>343809605
That's just a first person game with a second person narrator. You can't really transport the literary senses of the perspectives through to gaming. Even a third person game is still, story-wise, in first person.
In game terms, he would be correct.
>>175871639
>>343810191
Xenosaga kind of does that
>>343808963
Pessure is just underwater SS13.
We have that alpha fame barth what the fuck ever so Pressure isn't something new to video games. It is just not fully realized in one place.
A game about being a witch that feeds on men's sperm, thing is, the best sperm comes from virgin boys 1st ejaculation so the game resides on getting young shotas getting "sacrificed" to you where you get to play with them but, orgasm denying them as much as you can for them to blow their maximum load, gotta be careful though, if you tease them too much they can either get blue balled and go impotent or they could try to rape you (which fucks up the magical qualities of the sperm as soon as it touches a vagina).
![Barney-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mFadTxa.jpg "Barney-0[1].jpg")
>>343807984
>he is always wearing suits like Barney
What.
>>343813135
How long does it take to draw something like that?
Archeology, minerology, marine biolo-
Fuck it. Science. There have never been games about science.
>>343813285
>>343813456
maybe a week or week anda half
A Bioware game that doesn't suck ass
This game is called, "The Eyes of Vee."
The game starts up with you waking up, you need to solve a puzzle in your mind in order to get out of bed because you're too depressed to live. Then once you do, you take a shower and eat breakfast. While eating breakfast you can choose what will kill you in the end, drugs, alcohol, or obesity. Next you go on /v/, the game quickly shows you in the night time doing the same thing. It's an endless game until you die, you cannot win, you cannot be successful.
A well written and convincing romantic subplot.
>>343813456
2-3 hours
You're a loli's sex slave.
A subtle gay character
>>343813456
Depends on skill.
I'd probably do something with a similar amount of quality/detail in ~6 hours.
Prison RPG cont.
Crafting: everything from shanks, pipe bombs, basic armor, hidden pockets, etc.
Game mechanics: the power of choice: plan a daring escape or bide your time and deal with prison politics, gang wars, etc. Keep in mind one is never without the other as every prisoner has thier own goals in mind more often then not at the expense of those around them.
Death is gg. Save scum all you want because in life and even more so in prison you just tend to run out of options.
Shit sandwich scenario: you are a convicted serial child rapist. You int may be high (purely to offset this shit situation) but you charisma might as well be negitive. You will be beaten and attacked from the start what ever rep you manage to scrape up will always be tainted. If you survive the first week you will be luck much less your entire sentence.
Should I go on?
You are a Nick Carraway rookie to watch as your special Ops squad commander either commits war crimes or fails horribly in liberating his home country.
>>343814037
>tfw smug vampire loli was too tame
>>343814037
What is this from? I see the reaction faces all the time but I never actually got a source for it.
commanding mechas while fighting in your own super custom one
>>343807984
You recode the game you are playing, using the primitives of the game you are playing, so you don't have to play the game anymore.
>>343808634
What is Planetside 2
Lovecraft-style game, where you play as an underling.
>>343814603
http://exhentai.org/g/822871/bf962f4dd7/
Probably my favorite loli doujin.tfw cant ever experience anything like this in real life
>>343807984
A game where you play a full-on white knight fedora tipping brothel bodyguard who saves the women from abusive clients while talking about how he has to maintain his distant relationship even though none of the whores wanna fuck him.
>>343814792
Owl face with big white eyebrows and moustache.
Can't unsee.
A game where you play as a tapeworm and your mission is to escape from the pope's bowels and hijack a 747 to crash into the world trade center
>>343814089
>who is Arcade gannon
>>343808763
>>343808539
>>343814468
This
I prefer the one where she fucks the chimpanzees
>>343807984
dinosaurs having human prostates implanted their prostates examined by ayy lmaos with massive boobs and asses but no holeswhat am I doing with my life
>>343807984
Chapter 3: Peace
The ability to turn into a nigger at will
>>343807984
An actual sequel to Sonic 3
You play as an ancient guardian of good
The young and new evil has awoken, and gets stronger and has more and more allies and abilities every time you encounter him, while he slowly kills off your alliesIn the end you realize you are the ancient evil and the hero and his party kills you
play as a nazi superhero set in the year 3021.
gameplay has a complex morality system where you must juggle your Aryan beliefs with the responsibilities that plague all heroes.
A game where you control the enemies and have to try your best not to kill the main character who is a glass-jawed retard
Total War type strategy game but in 1st person. Very limited visibility = you cant predict your opponents size or composition. No pausing, game is in real time.
inb4 mount and blade
well kinda, but in massive scale
>>343807984
idk if it'd be a game, but I had an idea about a necromancer in modern day. Normal guy on outward appearance, blue collar worker, nice, etc.
Then I imagined the scene of him at a convenience store thats getting robbed. Necronon gets shot but doesn't go down. Robber looks at him and is freaked out. A few forgotten words of spell later, locusts are flying out of the wound and attack him. He reaches down and drains his life as we see his wound close. Then he goes to the clerk and pays for his energy drink or whatever and walks out.
>>343808634
Twitch plays pokémon
>>343807984
Late 1800s America comes back in the year 2020. Shooting unruly workers, fighting over train tracks, corporate sabotage, and all that shit.
Zombies.
>>343807984
Skeleton that hides in children's closets simulator.
>>343815606
Fuck you.
>>343807984
In-engine, in-game streamlined model editor program that lets you edit costumes and equipment to your liking.
I don't mean creation kits, or dev kits, either.
I'm tired of games being RPGs when they shouldn't be. Just leave that shit to the Japs ffs
A game that can't attract a cancerous fanbase.
SONIC GETTING RAPED BY CRASH
Survival game on board a colony ship. It's basically the Alpha Centauri ship, in that it's consumed by civil war.
>3 weeks until planetfall
>you have to survive and get a place on a landing shuttle in time
>factions divided by their beliefs on humanity's future carve territories and try to control sources of water, food, power and oxygen
>sabotage is rampant
>you can join a faction, lead your own enclave, or go full vent-crawling survivalist
>joining a faction entails trying to ensure your faction's dominance through combat, creating your own entails leading repair missions and scavenging teams, and survivalist is full on stealth, probably trying to repair an abandoned wrecked shuttle since all the others are claimed
Basically, SS13 after a particularly destructive round.
Red Dead 3
Jack the Ripper simulator where you balance your day job with your nighttime activities.
>>343814298
bullshit
>>343807984
you're a glass of rootbeer that gets drank by a giantess waifu
You play as a monster hiding under children's beds.
You have to scare the children, while at the same time making sure parents don't spot you.
You can evolve various traits to customize your monster in order to become spookier and sneakier.
Stealth game that's completely based around time mechanics.
you have 10 seconds to come up with a good, unexpected plotfor my game
>>343807984
Fun.
>>343813632
>DF
>>343817896
OH SHIT! CANADIAN GEESE ARE INVADING MARS!
>>343817730
Not a glass of root beer but there is a game where you get eaten by a giantess.It has Vive support
>>343810784
Sounds like something an H-Game would do
>>343808997
Active reloading is something like that. If they made it so that there is no reward, only the punishment if you fuck up it would be ever more so
>>343808315
Not first person, but I remember people from /jp/ working on a game that was literally a child abduction and rape sim, but it was in like RPG maker graphics.
I assume nothing ever became of it. This was back when 4chan wasn't utterly terrified and grossed out by the idea of fictionalized children
>>343807984
It's a first person shooter. You play as a super soldier in a power suit. It's super immersive, making you feel like you're really in the suit. As you go through the game, you gain more and more advance abilities.It turns out that you are actually playing the suit itself, and the person inside is barely alive. You are the person's life support. Your perspective has been from the camera in the visor, not the eyes of the human inside the suit. Performing certain feats forces you to redistribute critical life support resources, endangering the human inside you. If you utilize the advanced features for too long, then the human dies, and you fail. In the end, you're forced to use up the last of the human's life support resources, in order to save yourself, or distribute all of your power to support them until rescue arrives, effectively ending your life.
>>343808963
Subnautica exists
>>343809180
Arcade game, and an old one.
>>343809318
Not put into gameplay, but Polybius has subliminals hidden.
>>343818098
>canadians
>into space
even poland has more potential for this
>>343817896
You're a klansman out on a mission to stop the international jew conspiracy and you can kill shitskin degenerates along the way. In the end you realize that YOU were the head jew all along.
>>343807984
A non-linear, coming-of-age (not precisely, but still) game. The game first starts through the eyes of the kid and how he sees the world as wonderful, and exciting. Then it shifts to adulthood, where the protagonist is living a boring, empty life (the gameplay portrays this through the enviroment).
Afterward, it goes into his teenage years - here, the protagonist will see the world through new eyes, as both exciting and full of opportunities, yet awful.
Finally, it will end in his old age, in which he sees the world as beautiful and relaxing.
>>343818591
So the plot is that you're Donald Trump?
>>343817896
batman is going to the grocery store but he forgot his wallet so you have to go to the batcave and find it but you cant because you are dead
open world MMO survival game with a deep crafting system where you can go anywhere and need evade the living dead and other players
>>343817896
What genre are we talking?
>>343818816
>>343808763
What was that one survival game where you are in a crumbling city or facility and your view is from a person directing the player character via security cameras.
>>343817457
I'm sorry too, believe me.
An RPG or adventure game about a courtier in a medieval/fantasy court focusing on political power, conspiracy, social manipulation and day-to-day politics, with a story full of branching paths including one where you become a quadruple spy, backstab everyone and take the kingdom over for yourself
>>343818896
diablo or odin sphere, dunno, but its not like i will ever finish it
>>343808735
>What is Stellaris, Europa Universalis, Victoria and Crusader Kings
keyboard is on your belly and smashing it for daft punk points game
>>343807984
a game that uniformly pleases /v/,
>>343807984
AAA fat fetish game
the phantasy star world (magic/swords/lore etc.) as a classic crpg ala baldurs gate/icewind dale/pillars of eternity
>>343809991
>>343810052
That isn't what 2nd person means.
Think of it like a story. The subject in first person is the narrator, the subject in the third person is someone else the narrator is describing, you are still being told the story about Mario from Lakitus camera, Mario is still the focal point of the story.
The subject in a second person story/game is you, that means the narrator describes the story from your perspective. Most text based adventures like Zork are 2nd person because the game directly addresses you. A more recent example would arguably be the Stanley Parable because the narrator is describing what is happening from your perspective. It's not easy but it has been done.
>>343810136
It exist, I don't remember the name but you manly try to fuck the the e-celebrities' lives while shitposting on twitter and 2ch
>>343812559
>t. 13 year old who wants to be hardcore but his mum won't let him.
>>343819353
You're wrong.
So it's like an online action game with Mount and Blade style combat
You design a sword
You have millions of potential combinations with parts from various cultures and time periods at your disposal
You only get about 1/4 of the potential parts when you make your character and you can only use each part once before its committed to the sword
But when you beat another player online you get their sword and all the parts it uses
If you somehow manage to lose all your parts then you can reroll to get some new ones, but only 1/8 of all parts instead of 1/4
If you somehow manage to get all the parts you get, uh, an achievement or something I don't know
>>343819578
No you
A cooking game adaption of that cum cookbook.
>>343807984
BLACKSMITH SIMULATOR
>>343807984
Gay/Lez sex or I'd say sex in general but there's plenty of implied
>>343809885
ya it's CHILD RAPE as in the child does it
>>343810136
Well there's that old GET flash game, does that count?
A werewolf simulator where the main goal is to prevent hurting innovent civilians and resist your primal rage.
A game where if you lose, the game screencaps your loss and emails it to your grandparents telling them how much of a failure you are.
>>343818464
Are you dumb, or just illiterate?
>CANADIAN GEESE ARE INVADING MARS!
>CANADIAN GEESE
>GEESE
>>343819826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJQCIrGrCM
AAA Historically accurate Cold War gameHard Mode: US or Russia domestic action only.
>>343807984
fun
>>343820232
that would make zero fucking sense for gameplay
i'm really feeling a rust like game but with different playable mythical creatures. no forced teams, but players are able to turn the human players into vampires/werewolves etc
if the ability to turn was triggered by NPCs, you could implement hard to craft potions that could return you to your normal state
shit i'd take any twist on the sandbox survival games besides dinosaurs
>>343807984
You play as a guy who's a necrophiliac. When the zombie apocalypse comes you must fight to survive to reach your one goal: hot undead ass
>>343820410
>>343821275
Leaf Geese in KoF when? I want him on a team with Maxima.
>>343807984
farting as a glide
>>343808763
Plague of Shadows, kinda?
It's big action hero game, like superman smashing through buildings and stuff fighting villains. And you're the insurance adjuster that has to appraise and write checks for the damage.
>>343808315
tf2
loli pirates in space
>>343807984
I always wanted to make a futuristic 1984
Racing RPG
>>343808763
https://youtu.be/lf_giEdrdNA?t=2m24s
Something like this?
a game where you play as a single solider on a battlefield with huge armies and thousands of other soldiers
>>343808315
Biko 3
>>343807984
Actual Necromancy.
>>343813135
I'm inclined to believe someone on grorious nihon has made something akin to this.
>>343808953
Shadows: Heretic Kingdoms, average Diablo rip-off made by slavs, hold alt to highlight interactibles
THE MONSTER IN THE FACILITY IS BLIND BUT HAS REALLY GOOD HEARING AND ALL THE DOORS ARE OPENED BY VOICE RECOGNITION
>>343808634
Starseige Tribes supports up to 128 players.I've personally be in games with over 100 people back in the early days of broadband.
>>343810684
I guarantee you if this had a lot of depth this would be successful, at least on the level of something like Papers Please.
>>343808507
Need For Speed: The Run.
had really cool selection of cars but the game was broken as fuck.
>>343818380
Similar plot to The Fall.
>>343807984
>"I have a game idea"
>"Basically the story is"
>>343822538
Dammit. I thought I had an original one too.
>>343807984
a feedback responsive onahole controller
The colorscheme of the entire game changes depending on the situation
>>343807984
HUMANS INVADE ALIEN PLANETS WITH UFOS AND YOU HAVE TO BEAT THEIR HASTILY PUT TOGETHER XCOM EQUIVALENT WITH YOUR GIANT SUPERSCIENED UP HUMAN ARMY
gimme animal crossing with in-depth farming mechanics like stardew valley
>>343822735
I mean it isn't fully the same. You play as a suit who's trying to save the person inside, but the end plot twist is that there was no one inside. Just the similar theme of the sentient suit, and it was a sidescroller.
>>343807984
I've never seen a game that let's you choose your path through a level that changes difficulty, and on top of that letting these alternate paths result in alternate endings. It's be even more kickass if the OST changes to fit the harder paths. Ideally, it would lock the good ending behind extremely difficult paths with the easy mode ending being heartwrenching.
>>343823403
star fox 64
>>343823149
Ah. I was actually planning on letting the AI talk to the human. At first it would appear as though the eyes reflected in the visor is the player's. And at first, it would appear as though the human is the AI.
Then when it's revealed that you're playing as the suit, then the camera will actually be able to see inside the visor(like iron man), and you get to see the human inside.
>>343809567
so...you switch controllers?
The Jews don't win
>>343824198
wolfenstein: the new order
You play as a futa loli who has to loli-dom other lolis into fighting for you.You can peg shotas too
>>343808609
>>343808539
>>343808763
Pannenkoek would be upset with you and your misaligned QPUs
The entire game is viewed through the eyes of a reporter with a camera following you around. Think Lakitu from SM64, but with a key difference: the reporter can die, and if he does, your reference point is from where he dropped the camera.
>>343809729
I just remembered that game is installed from years ago on an old laptop I gave mygirlfriendHELP
>>343824316
But the jews win in that. The Jews are also space wizards that invented crazy shit that could save the world from everything and then buried it because and the remaining jew guy poisoned the entire population of the world with toxic mold.
>>343824787
Rip in pizza.
>>343811149
It's pretty worth getting on a list for.
>>343807984
Story that is 100% based on the gameworld/gameplay mechanics.
An RPG where the combat is like a 2D fighting game. Leveling up doesn't make you stronger, you just unlock specials and combos.
Your character will be as strong at tge beginning as they were at the end. The only thing thats changed is your skill.
1-2 player game.
First stage is two kids arguing about how they have a cooler dad than the other person.
You can type in "well MY dad works for ____", "my dad has a ____ for a fist", etc. Get super campy and stupid with it.
Second stage is a fighting game pitting the two dads against each other, with all descriptions matching their design.
If you talk about where the dad works, he gets clothes that give him certain power-ups.
Talking about strength and such gives him special abilities.
The game is called "DADOFF".
A dating sim where you play as a sleezy pick up artist and cuckhold betamales.
Learning the right balance between being an egocentric asshole and a witty funny guy is the key to success.
>>343824814
it was a pyrrhic victory at best
A game set during the Civil War Era, and you play an American commander tasked with Annihilating all the Indians. Lots of moral choices where the game rewards you for being bad, but makes you feel like shit.
>>343807984
>You have 10 seconds to come up with a game because i can't think of one so i'm stealing your idea
>Literal retards will fall for this
Treating women with respect.
>Multiplayer shooter where you and your team share your health
>Platformer where you have a limited amount of jumps to get through a level
>A JRPG where your party can die at anytime and you can't get them back (not SRPGS since a lot of them do this)
>>343826034
>literally taking the entire world down with him
>>343826354
Like this? >>343825818
>>343809868
KYS: the game
>>343807984
>YOU HAVE EXACTLY 10 FUCKING SECONDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE IN A VIDEO GAEM
ur mum
>>343807984
A game like Zelda where you play as Navi or the helper. Your job is to get a retarded hero through puzzles in clever style because direct instructions will rarely work.
a game where you choices matter
