Find a flaw
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Find a flaw
No microtransactions
>>343767249
No free online multiplayer.
>>343767249
Too many pongs
>>343767249
there is no flaw
it drives people mad
No ultimates.
>>343767249
Not open world
>>343767249
Lack of content
>>343767249
Faux-8bit retro indie graphics
>>343767249
>no color mode DLC
not touhou enough to hold my interest
Lack of representation of minorities, including female and/or african paddles.
indieshit
Scoring a goal is a form of rape.
Fucking minimalistic retro pixelshit god damn hipsters.
>>343767249
SJW game.
>no replay value
>shit graphics
>boring gameplay
>no strong female characters
>>343767249
Nerf left paddle.
>>343767249
That GIF of yours isn't moving...
>>343767647
Is this more to your liking?
imbalanced shit no skill pure RNG first ball advantage too strong
also should have stayed a console exclusive
story is okay though
Fuck off with your hipster indie shit shilling, faggot
>>343768564
You just made it black holy shit, tokenism at it's finest. Also I still don't see any kind of distinct female identity.
>>343768698
remind me again whats the story of pong.
>>343767249
can only store integers up to 99 for wins
>>343768513
Gotta wait a bit, Atari framerate sucks ass
>>343767249
>No women.
>No POC.
>No plus sized woman.
>No trans people.
>It´s fun
Not inclusive and artsy enough, shitlord.
>>343768906
How about this?
>>343769130
paddles are still to thin,fat shaming are we
>>343769130
I think it's very problematic you use stereotypical heteronormative identifiers like pink hair to signify female identity. While the male character has no hair at all, the female character is nothing but eyecandy that always has their hairdo pretty for male players to gaze at? That's ridiculously sexist.
>>343769534
>>343769623
Is this better?
>>343769916
WTF where are the pro feminist messages?
you fucking bigot
>>343770356
Here you go, boss
>>343770847
The word "Pong" is a little too phallic for my taste, can we make it more feminine?
>Coded in assembly
>>343770950
Pongle?
>>343769916
I find it hard to come up with anything to complain about. Good job, 20 feminist points to you, sister.
But of course that only is if that's a cutscene, cause needless to say gameplay is the the one thing left to be fought in order to achieve total erradication of the bastion of regression that is "video games"...
>>343771021
I think it just sounds too much like "dong"
>>343770950
Good enough?
>>343771452
Much better.
>>343771452
>>343771452
wait, so you have to actually touch the ball (let him rape you) with your body or you loose?
what kind of misogynistic piece of shit is that?
>>343771452
>>343771452
10/10 GOTY
Would buy multiple copies and play while my GF banged the black guy next door.
>>343771452
I'm making this into a real game. Just you wait.
>>343767249
Doesn't run at 60 FPS
>>343770950
uhm, excuse me?
are you trying to say that only men have penises???
>>343767249
its "hardcore" presentation is intimidating to casual audiences
Shit graphics
Jaggies
It's easier to play on the right side,so it's unbalanced
>>343771452
>>343772989
Why is it easier on the right?
>>343773113
There are more right handed people than left handed people
>>343772869
No, just that penises are inherently evil.
>>343771452
>Snussy
You did it, /v/
You finally killed videogames
I could not be more glad it went out like this
>>343771983
This.
Extremely.problematic
Somebody Screencap this thread, it's a perfect example of feminist bullshit requirements in our video games
>>343771452
Saved.
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>>343768906
>You just made it black holy shit, tokenism at it's finest.
HALF of the fucking cast is black now. How is that 'tokenism'?
>>343773327
You can still control the left paddle with your right hand dude.
>>343774103
Yeah but like playing a fighting I always fuck up the inputs when I'm on the left side
>>343771452
someone start production
>>343774023
Apart from the fact that there's just one single black character - he just reused the exact same model but coated it black. That's not diversity, that's a half assed effort.
