SGDQ 2016 has started, come watch people go fast in games no one knows
>now
Hagane
>next
Skyblazer
>after that
Megaman Block
>>343764974
second
if I post narcissa, will this thread get deleted?
RIP bluglass
FIRST FOR COMFORT
>>343764974
>Megaman Block
I know people will complain about 5 magamans in every agdq but I enjoy them everytime
>>343764974
agdq sure looked fun.
so werster gets banned for stealing keys
yet stiv doesnt get banned for stealing another mans wife
why the double standard?
No werster no watch.
>>343765051
yes
>night SGDQ is over
>time for normie 1+ hour nintendo memegames daytime SGDQ
Tenth for SJW ruining our fun.
See, now that wasn't so fucking hard, was it?
At least the boy who squirted his liquids all over the place is sitting on the wet spot to hide his premature shame.
ahaha /v/irgins
>Mega Man block soon
>>343765109
Just showed up. What happened?
The guy next to chibi is the best part about this .webm
Look at him fucking go, he's giving 110%
>Burgers are waking up
thread will get speed
>>343765034
>Worchester is banned from GDQs
Feels bad man
>>343765051
Maybe.
Post the first picture that comes to mind.
Lolicon.
>>343765110
Quiet fag
>>343765163
nothing, complainers will complain
>>343765086
>man
>>343765241
Complaining about what?
>SGDQ hates fun
>Hiroshima mods hate fun
Hold me /a/
>>343765051
Post narcissa so we can get a different OP picture. I fucking hate all that fun those guys are having
One job timer guy, one job
>>343765183
It's the 4th of july.
Most burgers will be out shooting things and playing with explosives all day
>>343765169
>trihex realizes who sits right next to him
>>343765208
Nobody could pronounce his name correctly.
>>343765163
this event got popular a few years ago, that's what happened
>>343765301
>posting some garbage 3dpd fetish crap is """""fun"""""
Sparkster is just a person
>>343765169
Caveman being an ironic dick as always. Trying to be cool kid amongst nerds having fun, what a pooper.
Any good runs coming up? Or should I just go play vidya for a bit?
>>343765219
>Onii-chan!!! Onii-chan!!! Onii-chan!!!
>>343765294
about le SJWs and fun being banned, and how everyone is banned from the GDQs even though it's made up bullshit
people
>>343765065
I'd rather have megaman games that I actually know and can relate to than all of these random shit games that people probably only run to be "unique" and say they are the "WR speed run holder" in since they're the only one that runs it tbqhwy
Someone please tell me Metal Wolf Chaos is being run tonight.
>>343765143
w-what
>>343765219
>>343765425
I'm only here for ANELE and TriHard desu
>>343765169
caveman is lame
he tries hard to be a speedrunner and whatnot but all he will ever be famous for is sitting next to an autistic sped
top kek
>>343765491
No such thing in the schedule senpai.
Is the game good for speedrunning?
>>343765301
good
>>343765491
???
oh shit the omnigamer himself is up
While they are setting up the next game: What else do I need to buy on the Steam sale?
I bought
FFX+X-2 HD remaster
Subnautica
World of Goo
Poly Bridge
Stardew Valley
The Metroidvania bundle including Strider, Salt and Sanctuary, Axiom Verge and Momodora: Reverie
I feel like I need more
Wanted FFIX too but it's not on sale
>>343765491
Nope. They're going to be singing some 3rd world country song during Ratchet and Clank though.
>>343765572
I dont think he wants to be famous
if he did he wouldn't run obscure PS1 titles
going it alone, probably gonna be a good run
forever alone.........
Theres a giant locust boss I literally could NOT beat in this game. Its fucking bullshit
What's so special about this game
Aren't most of those to stop the fags from touching up the straight guys?
black flip
>nobody wants to sit on the couch with this guy
;_;
>>343765579
>hating fun
What a Barneyfag.
>>343765604
>Gender Identity
>Gender Presentation
Why didn't you stop it, /v/? It didn't have to be this way.
>>343765691
it's a cheap way to get onto leaderboards
>>343765728
It's Dark Souls for the SNES
>>343765578
>>343765594
It's pure Japanese made American patriotism propaganda with over the top voice acting. It's the perfect game to play during the 4th of July.
>>343765636
Fucking lame.
cool movement
>>343765636
why would they be singing god save the queen?
>>343764974
>>343765034
>GDQ will never be good again
>>343765404
He clings on to branches with his tail while hanging upside down, what are you on about?
>bans YSG
>players have to be alone
This is what happens when you bans YSG from the event and not allowing fun. Fuck em!
>black flip
>>343765330
I don't even know why he goes to GDQ anymore. He has been a joke since mario maker came out.
>>343765604
What's bathroom policing?
HEY LOOK IT'S ANOTHER RANDOM JAPANESE ACTION-PLATFORMER
THE VARIETY IS ASTONISHING
>>343765604
seems to me like basic rules of human decency
its obvious they dont want people to behave like animals
All this stylish movement.
OH GOD I LOVED THIS GAME
>>343765861
telling trannies to put their penis away in the ladies room
>>343765861
If you see someone of the wrong gender in the bathroom and you call them out on it.
>>343765817
>10 years later GDQ is at some stadium like an esports tournament
This guy comes over to your house and sits down directly between two cushions on your couch, straining and breaking them down as his ass is creating huge pressure points on the weak corners of the cushions that support their shape.
What do you do?
>>343765604
>physical attention
what does that even mean?
>>343765873
>Implying these aren't some of the best games that the Japs kept to themselves.
>>343765770
dude
no one in the community cares if someon has WRs in irrelevant games
there's more to it
and I'm sure caveman knows that
Is this Mega Drive version of this game completelty different? I could have swor I played this game before but its nothing like this,
>no couch backup
What a fag.
This guy right now is really chill, I like him.
WTF THIS SHIT JUST TRIGGERED MY EPILEPSY, PLS BAN THIS RUNNER
>>343765572
Caveman is a memelord now, whether he wants to or not.
>that run where medibot was on the couch commentating and making subtle references to the chibi event
I WENT TO SLEEP DURING 1080.
HOW DID OUR BOY CAVEMAN DO? ANY MEMES?
>>343765956
I think you're being a little dramatic. He seems okay.
>>343765956
Watch him play some games.
>>343765956
tell him to shove over and give him a soda and watch him play while I chill with my own soda.
This game looks cool as fuck
>>343765761
>be a decent person in real life
Yeah /v/, why didn't you stop this?
>>343765956
play videogames
so any noteworthy things happen on the marathon overnight?
>>343766050
I agree. I kinda' wanna' play this now.
>>343765956
Why is this getting you so bent out of shape?
>>343766013
He warned you faggot
>>343766067
>promoting mental illness and delusion
>"be a decent person"
>>343765882
No it means that you're not allowed to take the piss out of anything or say anything that is remotely offensive anyone but what PC culture deems OK.
>>343766050
And very expensive from the sounds of it.
>>343765850
this is bait
>>343766087
flintstone's runner told the donation reader to kill himself and threw his controller
>>343765982
LOOK AT HIS RECORDS LOL HES A HACK
ONLY LOOKS GOOD WHEN COMPARED TO SOMEONE LIKE CHIBI
STOP TRYING TO DEFEND HIM
>>343766037
Rage, Pogo, Kiss
>>343766037
Cuck cuck cuck
I'm actually really liking the art style of this game.
>>343766067
Adam?
>>343766037
>bail lust these
wat
>>343766003
>cool game
>good commentary
>deals with fuck ups well
>no backup memers on couch
pretty good honestly
>>343766140
I call bullshit.
>>343766132
You know it's true. YSG supported everyone.
are americans waking up?
>>343766050
It really does
Why haven't I heard of this before?
>>343766131
Yea its one of the most expensive on the system. Goes for like $500+ if i recall.
>>343766156
why are you mad?
>>343766121
Just because you might not agree with the life choices of mentally ill people, doesn't mean you should go out in public bullying people for it.
Does that make sense to you?
>HAGANE IS RARE
I OWN A COPY AND THE BOX LMAO1
>>343766140
hmmmm, to watch that run and see if it's true or not.
FUCKEN WEEB
m-maybe he wanted to sit alone
this guy is so based
>>343766258
because my autism is revving up
>>343766263
Pic or bullshit
>>343766263
>expensive
Time to sell that shit m8
>>343766259
>muh feelings :(((((((
>>343766331
I literally can't be bothered to take a picture but I do own the game and the box.
>>343766341
I'll wait.
>>343765143
My nigga.
MPC keeps freezing, can't tell if it's my connection or not.
>all alone
>"I already messed up"
>*sigh*
>explaining japanese mythology
>monotone voice
good thing the est is only 20 mins, I can't take this
>>343766321
This entire run is anti-autism, I think I'm a fan
>>343766140
>BE QUIET!
no more donations
Is Uyama there or does he still need to recover from his """"""""mono"""""""" ?
>>343766405
Lies
>>343766259
haha lad calm down it's just a bit of banter mate *puts you in a headlock and ruffles your hair*
>>343766442
I think it's informative and interesting. He doesn't need to pretend it's youtube and market to children with low attention spans.
>tfw you're mom tells you to clean you're room while gdq is on
stupid bitch doesn't understand it only happens twice a year LOL
THOSE FUCKING BACKFLIP KICKS
GOD DAMN
>Being able to talk this constantly himself while playing a game like this
This is great
>>343766373
>m-m-uh muh
Neck yourself senpai
>>343766442
>I'll wait.
He's playing the next game also apparently, so it's technically 50mins of this.
>>343766259
there is nothing wrong with driving fags to kill themselves
>>343766435
only reason i'm still using VLC, you can add a buffer to it, stream's been smooth aside from connection drops
>>343766263
Shits $3000 if you have it complete, anon.
You may want to consider selling it, or at least keeping it safe somewhere.
>>343766263
>no manual
>the artstyle
>the chill commentary
So relaxing
Man this guy is cringey af
>>343766517
Oh jesus I hop this is b8.
I haven't followed anything related to speedrunning recently, what happened with Werster?
>>343766592
How so?
>>343766537
inb4 he backflips out after finishing the game
>>343766195
>"real man"
*checks balls*
Yup, real man here.
>>343766592
Dumb rat poster
>>343766620
He said "nigger" on GDQ and was insta-banned.
>>343766620
he said nigger on stream and got his ass banned.
>actually getting hyped
w-what is this?
>>343766592
I know right, he's actually playing a complex game well and not memeing it up with his buttbuddies, what a loser.
>>343766140
proof
>>343766672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
Nope, he ran one of the DS Pokemon games the year after this
>>343765143
>Actually interested in what she's doing
>She turns to him for the kiss
>He doesn't hesitate and nails it with no awkward movement
Based gamer bf confirmed
>>343766676
The absolute madman
>>343765034
>liking 10 year old man screaming "TAKE THAT BITCH" in a Pokemon game
>>343766620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>343766672
>>343766676
LINK??
>>343766620
I swear it must be one guy who asks this in every thread
werster wasnt even that relevant
>>343766592
>cringey
Can we call this shit a buzzword now? On the same lines as "comfy" and other bullshit that has no fucking meaning.
>>343766592
Says the umaru fag.
>Does that make sense to you?
yep
This game looks fucking rad.
The cyber ninja aesthetic is the shit.
This game looks cool as fuck.
Never heard or seen it before.
>>343766592
>cringey
>posts anime
Kill yourself my man
>hardcore game
>crazy good execution
>chill runner
>NOT A SINGLE CLAPPING
Not enough MEMES it seems.
BASED
A
S
E
D
nice run
SNES was truly the best console of all time
Literally hundreds of GOAT games
FASTER THAN TAS
>>343766741
That had actual, legitimate context behind it.
Also, GDQ got a lot more pussified between 2012 and 2014 or 15 or whenever it was he was banned.
>>343766758
so did anon donate?
>1 second late on stopping the timer
Fukcing hell, that was GOAT.
Best run thus far.
PERSONAL BEST
it would have beaten his pb if the timer guy stopped it at the right time
>>343766592
>TIMER IS FUCKING SLOW
>"Same as my PB"
What do you call this kind of setting?
Name a game with cyborg ninjas that is bad
>>343766916
yeah but then the timer guy took 2 seconds off of the timer
in reality it was 15:32, not 15:31
cool run desu
>he called time 1 sec before
feelings
>>343766951
he doesn't know...
>>343764974
>>343765034
this is what happens when you let reddit and twitch in
>Run a game that is rare and expensive as fuck so nobody else can get your record
>>343766972
Skyrim
if mods count
>>343766885
Why cant a game like THAT be made today?
What even was the recent Strider like? Probably a bunch of cinematic cutscenes and shit.
>no other autists around
>actually good time
noice
Cool runner. Kind of boring though, but it's not like fun people speedrun.
>>343766592
kys
Cool stuff.
>>343766943
>>343766916
To be fair he didn't warn the time was coming up and it wasn't obvious at all.
Goddamn, I usually am not bothered by flashing lights and crazy effects, but those bomb flashes actually hurt my eyes.
>>343766968
2Fast2Angry
Nice run
>>343766943
They did turn it back from 33 seconds to 31 so all's well. His PB was 15 I think he said?
I loved this one, a good, calm runner that explains things well and is in control is so good to watch.
>>343766951
Don't forget how much he buggered up and still matched his PB.
Good run
>mighty gunvolt with beck coming up later today
>they aren't playing mighty no. 9 at all
how to know your game is shit 101
>>343766943
>>343766916
They went back a few seconds afterwards
BUT WHERES THE CRIIIIINGE
>>343767025
You sure senpai? I'm prettyyy sure he warned it was comin.
>>343766972
Shadowrun FPS
>>343767025
he literally said "prepare for time"
>>343766951
They actually pushed the timer back 2 seconds after that so if anything he's a second ahead of his PB.
>>343766983
i thought it was pretty interesting. robot ninjas are always cool
>>343767013
>kys
you have to go back
Didn't they used to give the runner a pedal to stop the timer?
wow, best fucking run yet! what a god, so cool he tied his PB at a marathon
>>343766582
WOWOW ITS WORTH THAT MUCH
>>343766589
Yeah I have the manual too
>>343766994
>literally huge black boxes to censor the audience
>removing any sense of community and spirit from the event
GDQ is dead
>>343767000
He doesn't even hold the record.
the WR is 14:59, his PB is 15:31
>>343767000
Anyone with a flash cart can play the game without emulation for $60.
>the fuck do you want here? sit on my couch?
>yeah...
>are you gonna break things? ruin my run? fuck's sake.. fine
BASED
>>343767008
There's no market for it because the SNES and Genesis already had a million games like that and everyone just plays those for free on emulators.
Future Neo-Ninja is best game setting.
>>343767113
they're projector screens you tool
>>343767083
>>343767078
I guess I'm as retarded as the guy on the timer then, fuck me
>Run a quick ad
Using livestreamer so fuck you
>>343767046
that's a cute pikachu gif anon
>>343767145
Im sure some faggot will complain if you do
>>343766672
>>343766676
No he stole like 80 fucking hotel room keys
>>343767148
Best runner confirmed
>>343766994
What is this?
>>343767110
pics homie
DS MOM! FUCK MY PENIS WITH YOUR TITTIES!
>>343767110
You should check for completed auctions
>>343765861
Telling boy not to go in the girls bathroom
Based PJ is back
>>343767195
Post yfw Live streamer is amazing
>>343767148
It's pretty clear he knew the guy and was joking, anon.
Wow the public is so bm, didn't give a single fuck about the run. Wtf
>>343767247
Are you retarded?
What was wrong with this setup
honestly?
for claiming to promote inclusiveness and tolerance, they sure are good at dividing people
>>343764974
DS Mom is T H I C C
Daily reminder that Crash 2 guy was banned from GDQ because he joked about "killing himself" when he used death abuse.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3esf1b/gamepro011_removed_from_sgdq/the reddit link was the only relevant google result I could find
If you donate to this scam orginization you are supporting the extreme left PC cult.
i much, MUCH prefer these types of runs than shit like, the Mighty Switch Force couch, great commentary and a neat game.
nice based pj too now, great start to the day so far.
>>343767306
Oh a reflection
>people wearing twitch shirts
Has a non-faggot ever wore any twitch clothes?
I even see some kids in real life, probably aged 14-16 wearing purple twitch hoodies occasionally and they're always pimplefaced nerd boys with emo hair
>>343767284
>Skyblazer
>Hidden gem
Not really, most people played it.
>>343767302
They're probably just intimidated, how can they relate to such a based guy?
>>343767284
almost forgot about this master cuckster
also why the fuck do they not just give the runner a pedal so he can stop the time himself
>>343767347
this was the best setup, see all the runners and the entire audience