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SGDQ2016 Thread no. Whatever
Upcoming game: Claymates
meeeeeem
i'm on my way to church
>>343757610
This guy has a slightly retarded sounding voice
greetings from Germany, my wife's son is healthy. he like to punch me in the face tho haha
>>343757610
YSG a cute! CUTE!
When will we get some comfy awful games?
>>343757484
hormones definitely doesn't solve hairline nor hair loss. hormones dont stop the conversion of testosterone > dht
they don't even help body hair that much, just makes it sort of blonder and less thick.
>>343757712
is there a way to watch this with sound
>>343757712
thank fuck that ape got involved
/a/ reporting in, even though I haven't watched anime in over a decade.
>>343757712
some gta shit right here
>>343757745
allahu akbar
how do you even steal 80 card room keys?? do people just leave them sitting out in public or what
>>343757712
>Summoning Demise.webm
>>343757789
fuck off
>>343757778
No, but heres the context.
>tranny: FUCK YOU I POST ON /V/ FIGHT ME /POL/!
>/pol/: *stamps on /v/ posters head*
>>343757775
Some castrated men have grown there hairlines back.
>>343757834
what? last years shit?
>>343757712
>suddenly someone curbstomping his head
>>343757839
Calm down lad, grab yourself some munchies, a beer and settle in
>tfw you're on the edge of your final prostate orgasm and your entire body is shaking
>>343757778
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e7_1410764177
>>343757889
his or her?
pick one
>the graphics
>that dog boss
kek
>>343757834
Werster makes bitches pants drop so hard their room keys fly out
>>343757862
...because there's a drastic loss of testosterone. antiandrogens don't stop enough testosterone to promote hair growth back to the follicle.
>>343757902
I hate the person that edited this
>>343757947
it's the truth
>>343757937
last girl on the right because she is an elf and i love elfs
>>343757917
It is probably more appropriate.
>This clay game for 45 minutes
>>343757937
far left girl, her outfit is lewd
>>343757956
dont female hormones they talk do the same thing? hence the boon growth lack of face/body hair growth?
Can anyone here please talk about speedrunning?
>>343757712
REKT
E
K
T
>>343757937
Maiduboi
>>343758065
My phone auto correct had a giggle
>>343758073
Save the animals!
>>343758073
one time i speedrun so fast i went straight to college as soon as i was outside of the room... probably still have the world record for life
>>343757775
it prevents further hair line loss and a bit of the hairline comes back. sure if are already bald at places nothing will help besides transplantation. blonder and less thick is female hair so yeah it does solve that problem more or less. also makes it much easier to remove and it grows back much slower.
When's Clayfighter?
>>343758073
WRONG THREAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>343757712
why is there no "how to deal with females" webm, then?
>>343758073
Kinda hard when the current game is Literally What: The Game.
>>343758065
it's a balance between them. but you don't hear of trans with bad hairlines magically regrowing them after hormones; they almost always need something else on top of it.
they can definitely slow down hairloss though, they're just not gonna make your hairline grow back (maybe a bit but not much)
This doesn't really seem to be a speedrun.
>>343757976
I'm going to a con at the end of the month, how to a reap mad pussy like this?
>>343758187
true
i dont even know wtf am i looking at
all this time i was looking forward to games like EEnE, THUG and such
Someone even played FEAR last SGDQ, that was quite intriguing
but this? ehhhh
>>343758123
>Original ladyboy book vol.06
>Girl
So how do I get the stream to run on MPC again, I forgot.
>>343758138
womb* not room
>>343758235
30 more minutes of this.
>fishes
>>343758229
you balding anon? you on the Propicia?
Shoutouts to my boy slayerofbabies for being the cutest of all speedsters
Just woke up. Was there any good runs between New Super Mario Brothers and now?
>>343757847
don't kid me. /pol/ would never do such a thing to his hate-love
IM GENUINELY SURPRISED people don't bombard them with sick names when donating
at least make it worth our while, everyone!
>>343757937
Wow these girls look so cute xd
>>343758250
Be Werster
>>343758324
no I've just seen many other trans have the issue and seen them on propicia. rogaine generally doesn't do the trick. that whole hair science shit is so fascinating to me.
>>343758145
propica and rogaine can both promote hair growth, you don't necessarily need transplants (if you're younger)
>>343758065
activated face follicles don't stop growing. sadly permanent facial hair removal is necessary. new ones won't get activated though.
>>343758298
Livestreamer. Make sure it's pointed to the .exe then run a command line.
Is sgdq doing mirrors edge 1 or catalyst speed runs?
If so when?
>>343757897
I'm convinced that's a meme, actually busted out lube once myself and couldn't even get off
The five knuckle shuffle is a classic and much less tiring
>>343758367
>IM GENUINELY SURPRISED people don't bombard them with sick names when donating
They moderate donations. If you say anything fun, they filter you.
>greetings from vietnam
>>343758367
how fucking underage are you
>Japanese level
>>343758073
OK. Which games could you speedrun with little to no effort?
Contra III and Battletoads I'm basically a minute behind the world record without even trying.
Is sgdq doing speed runs?
If so when?
>>343758425
interesting didn't know that. i don't think i'll need it personally though. i have mad curls and tranny bangs.
>>343758537
Metroid Zero Mission
Mega Man Zero
>>343757937
The middle two because I enjoyed Usa Usa Nyan Nyan too much.
>>343758494
I meant names like 'GabePingWreckTomb' (Gaping rectum) and such but I guess youre right
>big dead audience hall
>shit games
not a good start
>>343758659
Isn't it like Midnight in the USA?
>>343758250
>mad pussy
That's literally the pussy that turned Cosmo into a little girl.
>>343757712
"Tranny"
That's not even a fucking tranny, that's just a dude from hot topic.
You need to be qt as fuck to be one.
>>343758479
Different guy here, I was bored while trying to sleep yesterday do I started fapping, wasn't going fast enough so I shoved a finger up my ass and came a hell of a lot faster than I expected.Had to wash the finger after obviously, but it was worth it.
>>343758659
>big dead audience hall
It's like 6 in the morning in burger land.
>>343758659
>70k watching literally nothing
Looks good to me.
![Aliens.1986.Special.Edition.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4_snapshot_00.28.09_[2016.06.13_00.09.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N70Texe.jpg "Aliens.1986.Special.Edition.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4 snapshot 00.28.09 [2016.06.13 00.09.06]")
how to get livestreamer to work
I get "File not found" in mpc
pls help
>>343758590
i'm same way
ye as long as it's not progressive hair loss, most men get a similar hairline but it doesn't look all that bad 99% of the time and you can hide it easily.
>>343758701
It's almost 8 AM there.
>>343758564
You do understand that not liking a game has no bearing on whether or not it is a speedrun, right?
I mean, this is pretty basic.
This guy sounds like Ray Romano too much to bear this.
>>343758769
Just fucking google it you idiot.
>>343758738
>Had to wash the finger after obviously
learn to douche you sub human.
>>343758701
It's 7:44 a.m.
>>343758750
>succesful/popular = good
>>343758769
Just noticed your post while on the front page and thought I'd leave this here: http://bog.no-ip.biz/sc2/stream2vlc.php
>>343758769
Made sure it's pointed to the .exe in the text file?
Why aren't they doing any Crash and Spyro runs?
Those are the best games to watch instead of the same old 8bit shit.
>>343757897
slut
>>343758797
I fucking googled it, made a bat file, set all the paths and it still don't work you fucking idiot
>>343758776
>>343758823
Close enough, understandable that they'd have the shit games at this hour.
>Finland mentioned
>>343757712
with all the cuts and poses I thought this is a rap video
Upcoming games:
ActRaiser
Sparkster
Hagane
Skyblazer
Block of Megaman games (8, 3 and 5)
idk about y'all but fuck these bum-ass boring games
Tuesday will be golden with Bioshock, Dishonored, SC: Blacklist, Wolfenstein, Amnesia, Star Wars and Jet Set Radio, Castlevania and Oddworld
>>343758861
There's Spyro 3 at some point.
Kinda interested, finished replaying it few weeks ago.
>>343758960
no u
>>343758769
You can see Moot's pubes poking out in that pic.
>>343758861
There's a Spyro run later today you fucking mongoloid.
>tfw all the fun runs are in the early morning hours for me
Fucking Europe
I want to see the jedi knight runs but they're at like fucking 8am or some shit tomorrow
>Africa level
>>343758910
>Sparkster
>Not Rocket Knight Adventures
This seems like a really odd decision to me.
>>343758876
Pic related.
Thinks its spam.
>Africa
>chat spams Trihard emote
>>343758843
holy shit it WERKS
thank you very much, friend
>>343758969
Dishonored will crash at the end again.
>>343758996
why no crash then?
they always do the 2 games in the same block
>Twitch chat supports Brexit
>spam black emotes when runners enter Africa
What's with all the casual racism in this stream? I thought this was a family-friendly event.
Any of these worth watching?
I pause the livestream on MPC and it won't play anymore when I resume it, is that supposed to happen?
the guy on the couch on the left keeps ragging on the game lol
>>343759154
Just kids being edgy
>the fucking level design in this shit game
>>343759127
oh boy I'm anticipated for that
>>343759154
twitch chat is literally nothing but edgy 14 year olds
it amazes me how all this shit is still popular here since it's basically normalfag shit at this point
>>343759167
Caveman because he always plays hidden gems.
>>343759154
Nigger mods are sleeping.
>>343759183
Just watch it on twitch you fucking autist.
Chat is 1/2 the experience of these events.
>>343759167
the flintstone's runner told the announcer to kill himself
>>343759141
>why not crash then?
Because nobody submitted Crash.
You realize it's up to the runners to volunteer their games, right? The marathon doesn't invite people.
>>343758843
Hot shit, thanks bud.
>>343759167
THUG is pretty good if you're/you've been a fan of that series
EEnE if you liked the show
everything else is meh but thats my point of view
>>343759154
Beauty of no consequences for doing dumb things online.
>>343759154
twitch chat is the /b/ audience.
>>343759306
so is that how leftists are able to push their stupid shit so hard over the internet
The other guy on the couch seems really bored and I can see why. What's the big idea behind having a 45min slot for a mediocre 2D platform that's not even popular?
>>343759239
>it amazes me how all this shit is still popular here
What is?
kungfufruitcup on twitter
>>343759269
>using twitch chat
>calling others autists
Either way why not just use the pop out chat and livestreamer?
>>343759281
Or they're still butthurt that someone made a few suicide jokes last time and so they banned the game.
>>343759115
Remove the first "?
>>343759269
No it isn't.
Not only does the chat scroll at about 4000 messhages per second, it's also nothing but trash, spam and copypaste garbage
Too much fun for SGDQ?
Does it does the video feed stutter on livestreamer too? Getting a little tired of refreshing every 15 minutes.
>>343759379
So you don't understand how the game selection process works. Thanks for clarifying.
>>343757834
Nah he just asked people to give him theirs as they were leaving instead of returning them.
>>343759386
This is what mine looks like.
>>343759429
I've been watching through Livestreamer and haven't experienced any stuttering.
>>343759183
>I pause the livestream on MPC and it won't play anymore when I resume it, is that supposed to happen?
Are you closing the command prompt? You need to keep it open to stream.
>That checkpoint right at the start of the level
The fuck?
>>343759479
Is that where you have MPC installed?
If you use a codec pack it might be installed elsewhere.
>>343759549
Just switched, yeah its butter smooth now.
>watching the DKCTF race
this is pretty fun
>>343759443
gdq rejects good game runs all the time because they want different games even if they end up with shitty runs of shit games
>>343759589
Yeah, didn't know it had to stay around.
>>343759547
Huh, weird. Just use this then.
http://bog.no-ip.biz/sc2/stream2vlc.php
>>343759617
No autism placebo packs installed.
reminder there's a GUI plugin for livestreamer if you want to be even lazier
https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui/releases
is that midget guy back
he was cool and i liked his commentary
>>343759547
ok, I got it
uncomment ONLY the line with player path, leave the rest
Why do so many games have autoscrollers?
Were they ever fun?
What are games that do genre shifts well? Kirby, and that's it. I hate these sections.
>>343759720
>Using GUIs
>>343759340
/int/ crap
>>343759386
No, the comment mark.
By default the line starts with a #
>>343759736
Blechy
Finally over, what a bad game
>ActRaiser
Fuck yeah!
>>343759720
That shit causes my streams to stop working after a while and I have to reconnect.
>DS DAD IS GONE
finally time for some good games
>>343759745
casually they're enjoyable
RIP
That was the most boringest run ever.
>>343759776
yea is he back
>>343759745
Autoscrollers aren't fun, they're just easy to design and work well for padding.
Who's the runner, Terry' Chocolate Orange, Stoner or Baldguy?
>>343759839
Party Boy instead of DS Dad
DS Mom is gone too
well time to go too
Why the fuck do they bother with a audience at the place? The only people that should be allowed to go to SGDQ are the speedrunners and 1 friend only if they want.
Is she back to run Octodad?
>>343758735
You're thinking of traps.
Did DS Dad go fug that DS Mom finally?
What is going through this guys mind right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
friendly reminder big jon has a fat gay fetish
>>343759832
no they're not lmao
Bald and fat are the official themes this year I guess.
WEBM making faglord here. Did I miss anything when I was taking my asleep?
>>343759884
agreed, but Jewyama can't make money that way
>>343759894
>If I show any hint of fun, that guy with the Luger over there will take me out back
>>343759908
they bring some variety and you usually have like one or two autoscroller levels in the whole game so it's not a big deal
when is siglemics run?
I never really paid much attention to SGDQ but why is it so empty out there?
australian fag posters get out
Should I donate? How's my money divided up?
>>343759943
Guy running that Flintstones game was real whiny bitch to guy reading donations.
How much of the donation actually goes to the cause and not stupid bullshit?
>>343760013
It's like 8am local time and like most of us they usually go to bed at like 2-3 if not 4am
so this is the ded time
>>343759417
That game was shit.
>>343760027
do you really want to fund doctors who save africans
>>343759989
Have you played Super Mario Bros. 3 lately?
The game is like 40% autoscroller, and none of them are fun.
>>343759975
But that's gay anyway you'll get poop dick and they don't look good forever
I'll stick to 2d and prostitutes when I need a fuck thank you
>Something Artistic
Something Autistic more like.
>>343759975
>tfw I had a bf that was girly af and then I moved to philadelphia and it broke off
that gif made me miss them.
>>343760096
That's what an enema is for.
>>343760109
Wow, never heard that before.
>>343760096
You do know you don't fuck the poop hole when you have anal sex right? There is a separate part for fucking.
>>343760109
got them
>>343759943
in the donkey kong country tropical freeze race there was a moment where the loading screen neck-tie swipe synced up perfectly
>>343760109
>hey guys look at me im the first person to use this joke hahhaa
So easy to spot newfags.
>>343760109
lel
>>343760109
Your the first to make that joke, wow.
>>343760179
Someone else thankfully caught that.
>343760109
you wish
>>343760109
wow so original
>>343760186
>can't enjoy a gutbuster
So easy to spot newfags.
What a cute family!
>>343760142
>Have to do it constantly and watch what you eat, rather then just sticking your dick in a hole literally made for it or use your hand
>>343760160
They'll be a some poop around the place and you never know when your gonna have an accident and get liquid shit all over everything
unf
>>343760109
you reeled in a good catch today anon
what's the middle aged house wife doing there
>DS Dad Donation
What does SGDQ smell like?
>>343759897
jesus christ
>>343760061
I think I was reading that a recent agdq had close to 100k go to staff of event.
>>343760379
Body odor
>>343760308
Who is this boy?
>>343760379
Sweat and disappointment, much like your bedroom.
>>343760318
Thanks.
>>343760379
armpits, asscracks and shekels
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
DS Mom already wet for Party Boy
>>343760396
he's a big jon.
>>343759897
and I thought he's a cool bean
looks likeI've lost hope in all speedrunners all over the world
Somebody make a donation under the name of Sixteen_Iggerz
>>343759897
>>343760396
>chugging weight gainer shakes
fucking how
>>343759975
gay
>>343760434
proud of u
Somebody please donate and say something witty about Mighty No 9 being better than megaman
>>343757610
>PJ+Puwexil
noice.
PJ actraiser race would be nice again though
>>343760540
Swallowing I assume.
>>343760540
gotta eat big to get big C'MON
>>343759897
is he trying to speedrun his life?
>>343759897
Why are speedrunners so degenerate
>>343760467
It cracked me up when I first learned that Big Jon is on some website for people with some kind of "bloating up your body" fetish
>>343760549
Rei acute
>actraiser
Anyone got the picture from GCCX where Arino makes a power play by burning down the village where they're fighting?
Waiting for my man Big Jon to put on a big show
Reminder
>>343760553
Why don't you?
>No sim mode
Fuck this.
>>343758769
IMAGINE
>>343760614
and then people say that feet, hands, farting, concrete dancing fetishes and whatnot are weird
well fuck me in the eye and call me Thom Yorke
Terranigma speedrun fucking when
>>343760467
>>343760623
>>343760631
>>343760396
fat people are disgusting
but how does someone get that fat? I eat all the time and sit on my ass all day and yet i'm a skeleton
>>343760603
The autism needed to replay the same game over and over is easily transferred into degeneracy.
>>343760751
Concrete dancing?
Walked into the lobby and tried to pop a nice chicken fry into my mouth some fag told me all this food was for Big Jon
>>343758969
You can't have quality games all the time, gotta have fillers. That's why Cave "Oogabooga" Man got to play that shitty Wiiware weeb game, probably just asked them "Hey famashamalams, can I play this shitty game during nighthours? Alright thanks," They could probably play Rapelay since no one would bother to check the games before the runs
>>343760776
Imagine if every shitpost you wrote, made you gain 1 kg.
That's how it works
>>343760776
Gut bacteria and natural metabolism
>>343760776
because I doubt you eat as much as you think you do
try drinking a couple 2000 calorie shakes a day like he does and see where that leads you
>>343760628
Love that guy
I thought this was the game that mixed in city building, is that another SNES game?
>>343760824
oh has /v/ finally caught up with this one
>>343760776
he chugs 4000 calorie protein shakes with like 8 scoops of peanut butter
>>343760824
>the eggnog
absolutely over-the-top. my stomach starts to feel like it's going to explode after 1 glass of eggnog. how do you expand your stomach THAT much?
>>343760776
>i eat all the time and sit on my ass all day
Sounds like you're not any better than the average fat person, cabron
>an actual decent game being speedrun
Is the shit block finally reaching its end?
TALK ABOUT ACTRAISER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>343760776
Skinny people who say they 'eat all the time' have no clue how much food they actually eat in comparison to a fat person.
Try actually counting your calories for a week.
Oh spikes don't kill you in the american version?
Spikes are insta death in euro. Electricity isn't insta.
I think the enemies do more damage and take more hits on the hardest version of my actraiser.
>>343760776
It just happens. I do the same and I'm chubby as shit
>>343760905
they explained that at the beginning of the run, professional mode is side-scroller stages only
>>343760812
I was refering to pic related
i just messed it up but I still stick to my previous point
>>343760873
rofl fuck off with that shit
it's just skinny people tend not to eat a lot
>>343760905
They said at the start that he's playing the mode that disables the city building. It's unlocked after beating the game.
>>343760905
it is, he's just playing a mode that's exclusively the action-platformer levels
>>343760954
Build wall esé
>>343760776
you know how you feel full sometimes? well fat people keep going
>>343760907
>the pastebin
lmao why didn't he just own up to it? nobody is going to believe the impersonation claim.
holy shit that pyramid move
>>343760913
He orders entire boxes of Reese's as well for some tasty gains.
>>343760989
>Mexican Sugar Dancing
Now I'm even more confused
>>343760989
>no Ohio
>>343760989
Shameless degenerate reporting in
HE'S GONNA DIE
>>343760989
>unbirthing
how do people post in the twitch.tv chat? the chat goes so fast you can hardly read it
>>343761084
>mexican sugar dancing is a very underground thing, about using cadavers being dried and used, and articulated with wires like puppets, or sometimes living people that looks like skulls, like Goddess Bunny .
>>343760984
>>343761009
>>343761010
Must have missed that, sorry lads.
>>343760989
feels good being a normalfag compared to some of you pieces of shit
>>343761184
You have to have a special kind of autism to chat there.
Don't think too much about it.
>>343760995
Calorie intake is a huge factor but recently it's been found that gut bacteria plays a part as well. Not to replace portion control but makes a difference
>>343761182
It's great.
Is this the game with a big flower as a boss? That shit gave me nightmares.
>PJ's thick legs
Hes one handsome speed dude
What game should I run? I was thinking of doing Kirby's Dream Course for that comfy music and aesthetics in a relatively short run.
Second boss with possible insta-death incoming
>>343760989
where is Ohio river valley?
>>343761184
Same way we post here: just don't read anything.
>>343761184
Spam memes in unison
>>343760989
>Obese
>Worse than vore, scat and amputee
>>343760989
>formicophilia
That belongs much lower. Anyway I'm degenerate but reach irredeemable because I like prolapse stuff.
>>343761184
It's just cheeky shitpostan
>>343760989
>Feet
>Normalfag
they actually believe this
>>343761231
>Simple insertion
>Tagged Unbirth
Actraiser
>>343760969
>>343760776
I find it pretty easy, if not too easy, to hit a lot of calories
Today for example I'll eat
1x potato salad with 2 pieces of bread
1x bami goreng
and drink water only
That's about 610 + 450 + 825 = 1885 calories already and I haven't even had breakfast today.
>>343761228
Can confirm. If you cultivate greedy bacteria in your intestines you end up farting a ton and don't glean as much from food as you otherwise would.
I missed the Ratchet and Clank run, how was it?
>>343761184
you're not supposed to read it
don't think o it like it was a place for discussion
it's pretty comparable to crowd shouting on a sport stadium
>>343761213
all good :)
>>343761323
>>343761323
>1x potato salad with 2 pieces of bread
>amerifats calls potato "salad"
jesus christ
The beam sword isn't in the bomb statue in my version, it's in one of the later statues in that room.
>>343761310
>feet
>not normal
>>343760989
>feet
>food play
>normal
>anal
>weird
who made this
>>343761375
It's a German dish named Kartoffelsalat.
>>343761231
I still don't know what it is
>>343761323
fat people eat that for 1 meal
>>343761184
They don't post with the intention of reading what they post. It's like being in a crowd of fans for something you like. You say shit so you can feel a sense of belonging, not so people can recognise you.
>>343761428
is that the soup with kartofen?
>Singing donation incentive
STOP.
>>343761430
Take the act of giving birth.
Imagine it going backwards in time.
>>343761310
it's literally the most common fetish
>>343761476
http://www.anexpatcooks.com/files/2015-02/swabianpotsaladB.jpg
>>343761362
how would you un cultivate them?
>>343761476
not soup
>>343761430
Vore but with a vagina.
>>343761484
>having fun
STOP.
>>343761368
It's tomorrow
>>343761548
>linking to an image
>on an imageboard
>>343761524
so you shove babies into someones vagina or what
>>343761527
thats anal
>>343761527
No, it's not. It's the most socially acceptable "weird" fetish so naturally people with no actual fetish claim they have a foot fetish to others when prompted with "what's your fetish?" simply because it's safe.
It's the coward's answer. It's complete trash.
>>343761548
>>343761563
that's basically just kartoffel, that's how we normally eat them, I don't really feel like saying "salad" is right, but I get that it's its name
what's the name for the soup with kartoffel? the one you should eat with bread
>>343757712
Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q524ZJDXu9Q
>>343760995
Wouldn't the chocolate and McD burgers+fries at the bottom make you quite fat?
Was there anything good last night?
>>343761638
You forcefully shove yourself inside your mom's flappy vagoo.
I think.
>>343761696
yeah, your mom's bj
>>343761606
Fug
>>343761558
Antibiotics.
>>343761638
You try and recreate the act of being born, except you do it in reverse. And you imagine it happening to you. Age regression may or may not play a part. So yeah it's about re-entering the womb.
>>343761696
Tropical Freeze race was good.
>>343760989What level are hairjobs?
>most fun run of the day
>thread is educating each other on unbirthing
>>343761558
Don't know about that guy but go read up about it. They are starting to use gut bacteria transplants to help with certain infections and found when they get some from a fat person to a skin person, that person starts gaining weight. More research is needed but it's only 2 or so years old
>>343761653
it's not just kartoffel, it's made with vinegar "sauce" and onions
>>343761638
No. A fully grown adult crawls into your massive cock and dissolves in your testicles.
No wait. That's cock-vore with unbirthing elements.
>>343761681
Not in the quantity skellies eat.
>tfw no gf
>>343761761
Eww
>>343761761
Midway between normalfag and weird.
>>343761761
Unpleasant in reality
>Merman Fly
F
>>343761808
>>343761681
Fast food and junk food don't make you any fatter than normal food, they just contain less nutrients and are basically only pure calories.
You could eat nothing but mcdonalds and not get fat, but you'd eventually die of nutrient deficiencies.
>>343761761
man of culture tier
>>343761558
Antibiotics. Same thing that makes (you) autistic.
>>343761887
>only pure calories.
jesus christ, do you even biology/physics?
ActRaiser looks like a 2D Dark Souls
>>343761793
That kind of Kartoffelsalat is disgusting.
Gotta need pickles and egg in there, and no fucking vinegar.
>>343761638
Imagine a situation where you are the spawn of some horrible void. Then, after some years of life, you are dragged back into that void, to remain for all eternity, It is cramped, horribly warm, and not very enjoyable.
Now substitute the void for your mother's vagina/womb. That is unbirthing.
>>343761761
meme tier
What the fuck, why is his healthbar so large? You can't tank bosses in Actraiser, they fuck you up.
>>343761761
I know Americans have mutilated penises so it might not be as much of an issue, but have you never had hair on your penis before? It's just awkward to pull out.
>>343761826
>that unfulfilled expression
Fetishes aside
this game actually looks fun, I might download the rom and play it
>>343762031
pulling long hairs out of your foreskin is one of the greatest feelings ever
>>343760989
>tfw your fetish is so obscure isn't even on this list
Should I be happy or terribly concerned
>>343762129
tell me about your fetish
>>343762031
I'm uncut and it feels pretty good.
>>343762129
What is it?
>>343762128
But imagine how many hairs are trapped at the bottom, building up slowly. Shit like that weirds me out.
>>343761887
I don't know man.
A simple Big Mac at McDonalds has
>540 calories
>28g of fat
From what I understand about 1g fat per kilo is okay, give or take a bit.
Now consider how "filling" a Big Mac is. It really isn't, right? I'm sure I'm not the only one who could eat multiple of them and certainly 4 in a day with ease, not even a problem .
That's already over 2000 calories and 112g of fucking fat
It's crazy
Dam this run is comfy as fuck. Is the rest of today going to be this good since its a bunch of unknown games?
>>343762129
Nothing wrong with liking tiles man.
>>343762181
it's a state
>>343762031
I've got a ton of hairs on my cockshaft. I always thought it was a result of a shitty circumcision. good to know uncutfags can have it too
>>343762210
t. mutilated penis
foreskins don't work like that
>all that wutface spam
Chat really does enhance the experience
>>343758960
Everyone dies, dummy
>>343762260
I see
>>343762129
>>343762204
>>343762252
It's terrible
>>343761930
>easiest of the Quintet games
>looks like a 2d dark souls
>>343761184
you dont read individual messages
you just look at the wave of memes
>>343762309
That's what I thought of too.
>>343758960
fuck you
>>343762371
took a few seconds to register
20th Century Fox
>credits roll
>Miyazaki made this game too
No wonder... had that darksoulsian feel to it
>>343762238
I think Skyblazer is the next good game.
>"timer coming up"
>"....did the timer stop or?"
Maybe you should say "time" dummy.
>timer guy collapsing
Fucking called it. Easiest bingo ever
>>343762128
It really isn't.
>>343758960
already dead. now what?
why is werster banned
>>343760989
>anal not in normalfag
>feet not in weird
>>343762472
Dude, Sparkster is a masterpiece. Konami at their absolute best. made by the guy behindFUCKING CONTRA
>>343762524
fucking niggers
>>343762485
They never called "Time" you faggot.
>>343762524
He was the keycard master.
>>343757712
Good ol' ATL boys. Based as always.
>timer guy collapsing
the runner should have called time, no one knows what is the last input like
>>343762371
Honestly, I was expecting people masturbating with their own disembodied heads whatever that's called.
Did anything interesting happen between Tropical Freeze and now? Any good runs or dank maymays?
>>343762524
He made to many women drop their pants on stream
>>343757706
Ha you gayboy.
>>343762260
Ohio?
>>343762594It's admittedly just advanced PRETEND but I still feel like a terrible degenerate for it
>>343762621
Caveman told another guy to be quiet and some guy with a Trump hat got thrown out.
That was it
>>343762621
catherine was pretty good
>Wearing shirts with some long edgelord quote in giant white letters
Critical autism levels reached.
>>343762621
the harry potter run was fun, nothing special though
>>343762484
Hopefully they'll be banned
>>343762621
you are honestly just in time for good runs
catherine and mario bros were okay i guess
>>343762621
the catherine 2c1p run was good
>>343762484
its kind of obvious when he says time's coming up and it says Deathwell Clear!! or whatever 2 seconds later
>>343758769
the command in linux is
livestreamer twitch tv/gamesdonequick source
windows fags will never know how easy this feel is
>>343760989
Where does gender change fall here?
Where's Crash?
Where's Jak?
Was SMsunshine good?
>Blueglass supports everyone even when no one else would
>he loses sleep over it
>he's there to cheer this guy on all by himself
>he just likes video games and speed runs and does all he can to show support to everyone running some games
>it's Blueglass' turn to run a game
>"is this guy an autist...?" and "he's creeping me out..." kind of comments behind his back
>people leaving him alone
>in the end, not a single person was there for the guy who was always there for everyone else
Isn't life wonderful?
![[BlurayDesuYo] Amagi Brilliant Park - 08 (BD 1920x1080 10bit FLAC) [2514438A].mkv_snapshot_03.48_[2015.09.17_10.21.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4EN76dZ.jpg "[BlurayDesuYo] Amagi Brilliant Park - 08 (BD 1920x1080 10bit FLAC) [2514438A].mkv snapshot 03.48 [2015.09.17 10.21.27]")
>>343762697
>>343762371
amaburi has a whole episode on bodysuits
>Barbie: Game Girl is widely known as the Dark Souls of fashion-based handheld platformers
>>343759894
>I wish someone, ANYONE, would love me.
>>343762849
Thats literally all I do and I am Windows you fucking idiot.
>>343762849
uh, it's literally the exact same in windows
>>343762793
Sucks that I missed it. Went to sleep at dankey kang and woke up again around 1080. (EU fag)
Rocket Knight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitster
>look over
>see someone cleaning a chair
>rewind my recording
>>343762945
The sky is blue
>>343762881
people left the room because pizza was brought it you drama seeker
>>343762881
That gif hurts my soul.
>>343762849
how fucking stupid are you?
>>343762849
>not using -p mpv
>>343761653
>what's the name for the soup with kartoffel
Kartoffelsuppe, I guess?
>>343762956
hahaha
>>343762956
Isn't there a no food or drink rule in the stream room?
Char reporting in.
Sieg Zeon!
>>343762915
to install it we just have to type
sudo apt-get install livestreamer
and then type the command line no other instructions or installation
>>343763014
lol, that's actually it
This comfy stream
Lying in bed with a hot chocolate, electric blanket, and a doggo next to me.
Who else /comfy/ here?
>>343762697
I'd put you in degenerate on the chart but right up at the creep threshold. Maybe even on the other side if it's just the deception you like
>>343762835
It's not obvious at all you retard. That's why runners usually clearly call "TIME!" when the run ends.
>>343762697
>I still feel like a terrible degenerate for it
For good reason anon
>>343762835
Its not the timer bros job to know the exact time. Its the speedrunners job to say when its time.
For all you know the game might still give you controls during "Clear" screens.
>>343762882
I've seen it, it's pretty goodThere are also porn doujins based on that episode
>>343763064
yea and?
This game actually looks good, never heard of it before.
Though the devs clearly should've paid more attention to testing this rocket boost power, you can stay on the ceiling and skip whole levels with it it seems.
HEY LOOK IT'S ANOTHER NEW AND INTERESTING PLATFORMER WHICH WORKS EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER TWO MILLION PLATFORMERS ON THE GDQ BUT WITH DIFFERENT CHARACTER SPRITES
How can this genre be so fucking generic and boring?
Why are 80% of the games on GDQ shitty platformers?
>>343763064
Moving goal posts this hard because you got BTFO.
>>343762881
That's how it always is. Learned not to expect anything from anyone a while ago.
Even if the gif is a misrepresentation things like this happen all the time, just in different form.
>>343762973
>>343762989
It's in reverse
>>343763165
Play Rocket Knight Adventures instead
>>343763087
yeah i dont think im the retard here if you think that bud
>>343763104
it seems like he thought they were doing the runner controlled timer thing again
cute pose
thanks, man
>>343762956
Looks like a teleshopping ad
>>343763064
>moving goalposts the post
>>343763193
Underage detected
>>343763075
>hot chocolate
>electric blanket
>furry doggo giving you more warmth
Is summer over?
>>343763193
Because you can skip all enemies and call it a speedrun.
>>343762456
20th century fox so blatant people miss the part copied from 1981 Clash of the Titans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQpgIJUh9D4&feature=youtu.be&t=304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrokyvJeSZE&feature=youtu.be&t=389
>>343763165
maybe they took inspiration from super mario world
>>343757706
pray for me
>>343758960
fuck you
>Sparkster will never get another good game ever again
Why live?
>>343760989
Man, that list lacks a lot of fetishes.
And whoever made it obviously pushed his fetishes upwards.
>>343763075
Not me. Off to the gym. It's a million degrees outside and a four hour walk.
>>343763165
The hype was real back in the day, it's a masterpiece.
>>343763221
It's better but what's your problem with Sparkster? it's also fucking great.
>>343762881
>>343762973
No you fugs, that .gif is in reverse, more and more people gathered during Blueglass' first Ecco run until the end. Everyone leaving the room because of pizza happened during Lazerlong's Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden run the year after.
I swear to god, does anyone here actually fucking watch these events or do all of you just come here to gossip?
>>343762856
Normal :)
>>343763265
DO YOU TOO HAVE TROUBLE HOLDING PLASTIC CUPS
WELL WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU
THEY'RE CALLED FINGERS
can someone repost that jpg of chibi's rant about being locked out of the house and for being known as the guy that got told to be quiet at the sgdq
>>343763193
It's not a platformer. There are no pits. It's an action game, like Contra. Please go kill yourself.
>>343763368
We're just trying to bait some people, calm down Uyama
>>343763193
This.
And indie devs still make these shitty games to this day.
Who the fuck plays platformer garbage?
Good as new.
>>343763075
Do you live in Alaska or the North pole or something?
>>343763428
>Sparkster (スパークスター Supākusutā?) is a 1994 side-scrolling platformer video game developed and published by Konami for the SNES.
damn...btfo...
>>343763286
>Australia
The coldish parts as well
>>343763392
Sounds almost too good to be true!
>>343763502
Is Zelda an RPG?
The guy on the right just can't stfu. Talks all the time and tries his best not to flex his noob gains. Thought this was a speedrun, not a pissing contest.
>>343763428
fuck i laughed
>>343762371
>bodysuits
Boring. That's why it isn't mentioned.
>>343762956
>>343763460
loving this lore
>>343762956
>>343763460
>/v/ this desperate at new memes they actually make webms of little normie accidents
LOL
>>343763580
>The Legend of Zelda (Japanese: ゼルダの伝説 Hepburn: Zeruda no Densetsu?) is a high-fantasy action-adventure video game series created by Japanese game designers Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka.
Nope
>>343763460
do you think that he would have cleaned that up if there wasnt a cam?
>>343758718
sounds pretty mad to me lad
>>343763640
It is though ;)
>>343763580
3d action-adventure game with rpg elements
where is blechy
>>343763616
Cupguy detected
>>343763193
If you can't see the difference in this game, actraiser and a game like mario you should end yourself my man.
>>343763707
>>343763707
>>343763707
NEW THREAD
>>343763594T-Thanks
>>343763695
Nope
>>343763616
It's not about memes. It's about having fun during the slow parts of the marathon.
>>343763729
fuck off with your garbage OP posts
don't use this thread
>>343763460
>not sitting on the same chair to soak up all that water so others won't have to suffer
Scum.
ds dad made it known that it's not a DS at AGDQ last year you plebs, it's some autistbox that no one else had and it's how he lures in young boys.
He had an AMA and dude has no kids.
>>343763815
someone likes dicks
>>343763731
Look man I wanna rate you good but I just can't for bodysuits.
>>343763832
>He had an AMA
>>343760989
>feet
>normieshit
hahahahahaah some faggot footfag made this so he could sound normal
>>343763734
Yup ;)
>>343763706Runningman is a good show.
>>343763956
Nope
>>343761826
kek
>>343763937
>he saves anime
>"can you please ask everyone on the couch to say hype"
>>343763832
Shits a Pandora, faggot.
>>343764060
what does it play?
>>343764060
Did they ever finish making the updated ones?
>>343763832
It WAS an open pandora, but unless that unit grew a second screen that's a 3DS today.
>>343763826
It's late night, it's gonna dry before the next person arrive
>>343764109
>>343764131
Fuck if I know, google it.
>>343764315
Well what fucking use are you?
>>343764109
looks like spyro
>>343764143
>watching sgdq setups in Source quality full screen
found the jej
Make a new thread that won't get fucking deleted you morons.
>>343763981
Yup ;)
Thread down
JUST
mods are faggots
Told you retards to make a normal thread
>>343764802
CUM
>>343764764
Go right ahead.
I'll make it, don't worry guys.
>>343764817
>Use off topic image for OP
>WHY WAS THE THREAD DELETED!?
>>343764880
I don't make new thread because I am not a faggot.
>makes a thread with autistic fetish image
>gets deleted
I hope the mods banned the fucking cuck faggot too.
new
>>343764974
>>343764974
>>343764974
have to do everything myself fuck
>>343764954
Time is running out. Make a new one.
>>343764954
>sjw
