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Now: New Super Mario Bros Any% (30 min)
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>343711504
HYPE!
greetings
>>343711892
within
>>343711504
Mario Block now baby.
>>343711504
Gosh, this game looks so shitty.
>this resolution
christ i'd rather see a super nintendo game
>wasting time
>For fire works
USA USA USA
>10 years old
Dubs confirmed for America.
>10 years old
>10 years old
>10 years old
>10 years old>10 years old
>10 years old>10 years old>10 years old >10 years old
Anything good happen? Been at work all day.
>>343711504
Wait a minute, that image.
>>343711504
SO $TONED AW SHIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHER FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK OUT THIS MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EASY-E CREAM SO BAKED OFF THAT BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUSH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
>>343712305
Hush nowquiet now.
WHEN RUNESCAPE
eeeh normally eeeh when i'm ehhh small mario ehhhh there's a consistent ehh way to get it ehhhh but since ehhh i'm not ehhh its ehhh ehhh not as ehhhhh consis ehhhhhhh tent
I'm not feeling this run already
YAY FOR ME
LUIGI
▄▄▄▄▄
Why do GB games look better upscaled?
This is so fucking boring. Why is there so many people watching this event?
>>343711946
Baiten Kaos 100% run takes 2 weeks worth of time
>>343712409
>not posting with original filename and size
>The original SMB is 40 years old
if you enjoy these games you are fucking everything wrong with neo-/fa/
>>343712370
I just don't want anyone here to getpeeved, Anon.
This is so fucking boring
Where's all the cringe
i love GDQs because i get to hear what all the retarded people on /v/ have to say about speedrunning.
>>343711504
>this was the start of the end of nintendo
>this killed paper mario and ,aria/luigui with the new shit.
>because of this real 3d marios died.
>>343712476
pixel kerning
>All these shit games today
>We're going to have fun with lots of fireworks
>WE'RE NOT DOING FIREWORKS UNLESS IT BENEFITS ME!
>>343712506
30 years old actually.
>>343712545
they kicked the cringelords out for muh professionalism
>>343711504
>no next and later
>schedule hyperlink sloppily placed
>fucked opening image
Who the fuck thinks they can make threads?
Daily reminder to never get into speedrunning!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>343712476
Because sprites are easier to rescale losslessly while 3d models and polygons need to be adjusted.
>>343712579
C-Catherine was okay..
>let me just wait for fireworks.
>for the sake of marathon safety I wont do any thing fun and interesting
why is this allowed
>BAH BAH
>>343712660
does vince still speedrun?
The fucking BAHs are still there
The fucking BAHs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_awKn-RPc
>>343712542
Shit, dude, watch your language.I feel like we should stop before it's too late.
>>343712660
Imagine being so delusional that you take anything goose says seriously.
Shit I can speedrun this and I haven't touched this game since it first came out
This run is kind of boring.
>>343712675
>Hating Freedom
found the Britshit.
>dude is a colossal faggot about fireworks
>>343712660
>fucking hot bitches and actually doing important things in life
>>343711504
>Ed, Edd, n Eddy speedrun at 3:52 am
Why must I suffer
redpill me on 2D marios, why did they turn to shit?
>NSMB and NSMB2 back to back
Comfy block.
>>343712810
I bet you save the animals too.
>>343712458
Everything is shit already. The game, the commentary, the lame strats. I'm waiting for some spectacular mistake then going to sleep
>someone mentions trump in the chat and gets banned
jesus can we sue these guys or something?
WE HAVE CRINGE
DUDE
MEMES
LMAO
MEMEMEMEMEMEMES
>>343712851
Nah, because animals don't represent Freedom.
LE JOHN CENA MEME XD
No no NO NO NO
>>343712256
Where does time go?
It's not even New anymore.
>john cena
woah, is it 2014 again?
>>343712841
same game remade 20 times, but easier so that millenial babbies can play them and not get triggered by losing
This guy sounds like squidward
JOHN
CENA XDDDD
what the fuck
>>343712559
thats a positive spin on it.
>>343712841
they watered down the physics and movement mechanics.
same reason 3d mario turned to shit.
>10 years Old
holy fuck I remember when I gave this to a my little bro
>>343711504
looks like a cool lets play
What's your favorite New Super Mario Bros. music /sgdq/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8kylgtNkY
Why is peach such a usles slut ?
Isn't this already the end of the game?
>>343712660
Whitegoose in better times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
>Going from that good Catherine Babel run to this fucking snoozefest
Kill me now.
>>343712951
Maybe time's just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by
>>343713026
Yeah, this is boring as shit. Going from the Tropical Freeze race into Metroid Prime was really bad as well.
WHY IS THIS RUN STILL GOING ON
YOU CAN'T LET THIS GUY STAY ON CAMERA WITH HIS BLATANT CAPITALISM PROPAGANDA
this guy is so nerdy/jewish that its kind of endearing
>>343713120
What game do you speedrun?
>>343713120
gotta give people time to get snacks.
I'm tired as shit. is there any reason to stay awake, or should I just nap until THUG?
God this fucking dorkus is so nasal
Talk through your mouth you fucking retard
>>343713079
Digital dancing!
>>343713079
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>343712901
I didn't believe this so I did that as a joke and got banned for like 10 minutes.
>>343713150
>Jews endearing
Nein
fags in the crowd need to gtfo reeeeeeeee
>>343712841
NSMB2 is the only bad one of the bunch tho.
anything autistic happen since demon's souls? i took a nap
These things would be 100% better if there were no Nintendo games
>>343713150
>Jews
>Endearing
You've got a one-way ticket to the showers, faggot.
Other NSMB speedruns are so much fun. I love the co-op ones.
>>343713195
What do you think you're watching?
>game has almost no actual execution
>still managed to fuck up constantly
>>343713251
NSMB is also shit
It didnt get good until NSMBWii
>>343713202
HEY THIS IS FUN
>>343712305
>>343713154
>>343713154
BARNEY FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343713313
What game do you speedrun?
I just tuned in.
Did I miss any hot memes yet?
>>343713332
It was good as a return to 2D Mario.
>crowd can be heard
>crowd is laughing
BANNED, ALL BANNED. NO DETRACTING FROM THE RUNNER.
NOW PLEASE STOP AND LISTEN TO MY KNITTING CANCER STORY.
>Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a surprise for you. I've been waiting all this time to reveal.... please, everyone, kindly welcome....
>>343713395
Someone said John Cena
Mario games are fucking boring
This runner is so autistic
>True gamers
>>343713395
No, this is the most boring, stale GDQ in history
>>343713395
USA "winning" the tropical freeze race.
>>343713443
Brb gonna fap
HOYYYYPEEE
>>343713332
NSMB is ironically the most unique out of all of them. It's my favorite.
>there have been zero greetings from deutschland
GDQ has changed
>may need audience participation
headphones off
>HOIP
finish your drink lads
>>343713187
>is there any reason to stay awake
nah
>>343711504
>all my donations will feature hi fives from now on
LE HOYPE XD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>343713443
WAKE ME UP
>>343713381
Mostly Sunsoft games for the Genesis and SNES.
Not like I'm making any progress on them since I spend all of my free time masturbating.
>not allowed to say ghetto jump
>announcer can do stereotypical hip hop impressions
Let's see the crowd do some high fives!
>Crowd can't be seen
Why are these donation messages so fucking cringeworthy?
>TRUE GAMERS
>KILL THE ANIMALS
>SAVE THE ANIMALS
>HYPE
>>343712841
They made New Super Mario Bros on Nintendo DS. It was alright at first. Then they released that game like five more times, same artstyle, same gameplay, same BAH BAH, same everything, with some dumb gimmick mushroom added every time and slightly different levels. I can't even tell the difference between the games anymore, it's all the same shit.
>>343713428
CAN YOU STOP?!
Did he just diss JPP
>>343713443
http://webmshare.com/Gy7w1
literally a pervert freak
>>343713251
I don't think any of them are good. Conversely I don't think any of them are shit either, but they're not good.
They babysit my little cousin for me. That's about it.
>>343713256
/v/ doesn't understand Catherine so they autistically lashed out at it. Stream's been chill.
>>343713549
hoype
>>343713443
This belongs in a horror movie
>>343713443
>RIP COSMO
>NARCISA IS NOW THE NEW EDGE OVERLORD
HURR HURR HURR
USA
USA
USA
USA USA USA
MAKE VIDYA GREAT AGAIN
>>343713549
What the fuck is wrong with you
I'm loving this Autism Done Quick!
>7:54 PM New Super Mario Bros. altabiscuit
>0:30:00 Any%
>8:29 PM New Super Mario Bros. 2 EeveeSpirit
>0:32:00 Any%
>9:11 PM Mario Kart: Double Dash!! druvan7
>0:38:00 150cc All Cup Tour
God damn it.
why are the fuck are these dumbass Americans clapping
>>343713569
I can see a few of them
Yay for me, Luigi!
It looked like he was going fast for a second
>>343713601
>/v/ doesn't understand Catherine so they autistically lashed out at it.
that's going to be 99% of the marathon dude.
>>343713443
I bet cosmos parents are real proud of how he turned out
Did they replace Chibi with another super autist?
>>343713187
Ed, Edd n Eddy later tonight.
600 second timeout?
that's 10 fucking minutes
>>343713654
They are upset that there aren't any memes to repeat endlessly yet. Ignore them.
>"This is a hard boss coming up"
>has zero fucking problem with it
why do they always do this?
ITS ANOTHER "THIS IS A HARD BOSS" AND THEN PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM REALLY EASILY JOKE
>>343713689
USA USA USA
>>343713443
Hey guys, did you know that, all the categories are arbitrary?
>>343713687
Mario Kart runs are pretty good
>>343713443
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>this entire run
No shadow of the colossus?
>>343713838
I identify as a schnozhonkerbeak.
>americans wear their shoes while watching speedruns
>clapping to the fireworks
I really really really like this stream
>>343713906
Niglaria will be doing something
>About to fall asleep
>When I wake up it's gonna be Megaman hour
Kill me now
>>343713443
>Entrance music: http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
>americlaps
>Dude USA lmao fuck going amirite
>>343713443
I just watched the Louis Theroux documentary on transgender kids. Some people are seriously fucked in the head, and sometimes their parents too. Look at this trainwreck.
Man, everyone's so focused on memes rather than having fun. Memes are literally killing the fun.
Who's your favorite Speedrunner?
>>343713783
it's always easier to watch.
>>343713957
>go to sleep because shitty games on GDQ
>wake up to more shitty games on GDQ
Anyone have the link of them reading a donation that mentioned "my wifes son?"
Whoop! I'm dead! Excuse me while I jump upwards than fall through the floor!
JUST GOT HOME, ANY DANK MEMES?
this guys voice is fucking gross
>>343713928
>he posts memesuba
>>343714014
Memes ARE fun you stick in the mud.
Why do people play these dumb nes games I dont get it
>>343714078
no memes and no cringe today friend.
>>343714023
Who's your favorite chef?
>>343713991
>complaining about a gesture of respect
Do you flip out at all the bowing during TGS bro?
Has my boy YSG been spotted yet?
>>343714023
Luigi
>>343713957
>Caleb Hart MMX3 comfy run
i am ready
>>343713443
>Cosmo talking about getting a boner from looking at himself dressed like a girl
I feel like it's all a fetish guys....
>>343714023
5-0'S DONE QUICK
>>343714158
He's not there this time.
>>343713939
Go to bed Aaron.
>>343714070
nice fresh meme
>>343714089
I want to impregnate Megumin in a bathroom stall
>tfw when you have to stay up til 3am to Edpost
im going to try
>>343714158
he donated
he's not there this year
>>343714128
The good games are already too optimized or dead. They'll never get to play at a GDQ unless they play trash.
>>343714158
>He doesnt knowim sorry anon
>>343714078
Got to wait until the early morning hours when people are tired and loopy.
>>343714023
this guy
>>343714148
>>343714148
>clapping to fireworks is respect
>>343714158
banned
>>343714158
He isn't there. He sent in a donation apologizing. The dream is dead.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>343712660
This video always makes me smile. Being a speedrunner is so fucking sad
>>343714148
Clapping to every little thing makes it lose its power, you Americlap
is this the worst sgdq so far?
I watch for the awkward autism and I haven't seen anything yet.
>>343714060
There's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGV2nVaOnFw
The runner fucked the donator's wife
>>343714190
no dan
>>343714282
Everyone got banned
>>343714128
Horrible Games Done Quick is the best block
prove me wrong
yo ucan't
>Gamer
>>343714023
There's only one correct answer.
>>343714142
Jon Favreau
SHOUT OUTS TO THE MAN OF CAVE
>>343714264
Imagine being so delusional that you took something goose said seriously.
Caveman's a sonygger?
I hate him now
>>343711504
Remember, abusing glitches are NOT speed runs
>New Super Mario Bros. is hard for me
>women
saucyhusky :3
CHALLENGE: post something in the chat at least once every ten minutes, can't be the same thing as before, try not to get banned by the end of SGDQ
literally impossible
What is this save the animals shit?
>WIFE'S SON
>WANTING your kid to be a speed sped
Anyone have a link to the m00t donation from last year?
> No one on v donated and had the message saying "my wife's son got me to love this game"
>>343714387
underaged autistic faggot detected
>>343714389
feel free to keep this (you) :)
>green is for go red is for stop
holy fuck Mario btfo
>>343714438
But I want to sleep sometime this week.
>>343714387
Fuck off consolewar kid
This is essentially just a regular Mario playthrough, but the audience saved it.
>>343714472
You're so original, anon. I'm absolutely positive nobody has ever donated that completely original joke.
>green is for go and red is for stop
literally the most autistic thing so far at sgdq
>>343714387
what the fuck are you even talking about?
Why was this big nig banned?
>Cringe
10 second timeout
>Triggered
60 second timeout
>TRUMP
600 second timeout
fuck these fun hating pricks
>>343714472
we're all poorfags here
This is who gamers look up to. this guy, altabiscuit is a gaming super star (cringe cringe cringe).
But yep! Why don't people view speed running and esports as a sport? It's basically the same as football and basketball right!?
REMINDER THAT USING IFRAMES IS NOT THE SAME AS A DAMAGE BOOST
>>343714472
>muh wifes son XDDD
EPIC :PP
>>343714197
No you dont
>>343714387
a nintenking but also a destroyer of sony worlds, I mean they are easier games after all
Shit, did I miss Catherine? How hype was it?
>>343714546
no fun allowed
>>343714293
timestamp?
>>343714560
so much strawman and question begging in one post.
>>343714548
Dumb memeposter
>turn on stream
>le ebin weegee game
>turn off stream
can this weegee shit die already? he already had a whole year to himself and he needs to stop hogging the spotlight.
>>343714546
because of this
>>343714548
>trump
>600 second timeout
>hillary
>no timeout
fucking gay chat
>>343714537
Did I say anything about it being original? Did I act as if it were original?
>>343714560
Could you fuck off already, you stupid tripfag?
>>343714472
>>343714581
I don't get it
HE FUCKING DIED ON THE LAST BOSS SHAHAHAHHAAHA
>>343714548
>Cringe
Comes with the territory, no reason to filter it
>Triggered
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, that's fine.
>TRUMP
Twitch chat is the last place on earth you should be talking about politics. They better have other candidates filtered too though.
>>343714694
oh nevermind they did give me the 600 seconds right as I posted
>>343714625
Pretty hype. Was fast while commenting the whole time.
>>343714537
You make /v/ fun, friend.
Anyone else looking forward to Ed, Edd, n Eddy? I didn't even know people ran that game.
>>343714657
1:07:41
>>343714293
>>343714657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
SamSVG is the guy who's wife Stivitybobo fucked
>>343714767
>supporting censorship
Is the room smaller than last years room?
>>343714387
I'd appreciate it if you would be quiet.
>>343714357
is that Enzo Amore in the background?
>>343714782
>relaxing around blacks
That's how you get yourself killed
>>343714560
>tripfag
>"gaming super star"
>It's basically the same as football and basketball right!?
>>343714546
Damn, how do I get that buff?
>>343714812
Every time
>NSMB2
How about fuck off
>>343714861
>google owns twitch
no they dont
amazon does
who is this fluid druid
>>343714625
really good execution doing something that looked really challenging
>>343714692
>>343714782
anyone have more backstory on open golf cart guy?
>>343714782
still a lot of racism these days. big jon wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>343714782
>>343714692
Don't worry, your favorite fat-fetishist nigger will be part of the Mario Maker blind race later this week.
Just tuned in. Did anything autistic happen yet?
>>343714902
Smaller than AGSQ's stadium seating
>>343715009
thats a man
>>343714546
Looks like a Wii character
>>343714929
>>343714357
>YOU
>CAN´T
>TEACH
>THAT
Wow guys, if you enjoyed New Super Mario Bros just wait cause we have New Super Mario Bros 2 next!!!
>another mario run
>>343715047
It wasn't racism, faggot. It's because GDQ softbanned him for daring to show the cart of a game that wasn't accepted during his run. They actually softbanned him for daring to draw attention away from his own run.
>>343715063
Yea, your posting.
>GoldenEye music
>No GoldenEye run this year
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did that shitlord just throwup a gangsign when he walked past the camera? im being oppressed! ban him!
>>343714472
>donating
>ever
>having le cuck maymay as your donation message
>ever
Fuck off.
Also I'm pretty sure people tried it during the last AGDQ and they didn't read them because not all of the donation readers are retards.
>>343715110
>NSMB followed by NSMB2
Terrible.
>>343715063
just terrible puns and jokes
>>343715072
No I mean the one in the dress
>>343715063
nah the moist autismal thing has been the thread filled with people desperate to find something to hate.
>>343715047
Umm, he's done time in prison and been stabbed before. Doesn't like to talk about it now, though.
>>343715110
>>343715114
>Mario Kart after
>>343715063
the entire event?
>Tigress
>some other dude saying SALUTATIONS
Name of the song?
i know its from 007 N64.
>>343714546
>>343714692
Is this that guy that turned out to be a gay feeder fetishist?
>>343715063
Its sgdq, youre better off asking if something not autistic has happenedand no, its been 100% autistic
>>343715218
Archives
>>343715062
>>343715220
>fat-fetishist
You must be new. He gets fat so he can gain muscle. The fat fetish shit was a prank from his friends.
>>343715195
oh joy double dash speedrun
>>343715218
archives
>>343715063
>The other thing that makes Luigi better than Mario is that green is for go
>>343715218
007 theme - Grant Kirkhope
>amazing Viewtiful Joe runner scared off by the smell and autism of GDQ, never to return
>>343715062
He decided not to come to SGDQ just today, he'll be replaced in the relay.
>>343714546
He got too bigfor GDQ
>>343712579
>Shit games
>SMS Any%
>by THE bboy
>ALBW Any%
>by THE ham
what the fuck are you saying
the start was the best fucking thingalso gonna watch KAR AT but that'll be it
>>343715218
It's from the Archives level.
>>343714795
Yes. I love it when they do obscure games at these things. They need to do more games that havent been done before.
Mario and Zelda have been done to death.
>>343714989
>>343715110
>>343715114
>>343715195
>>343715153
What games do you speedrun?
>>343715235
The guy running Crin was actually pretty chill.
>skybilz banned
damn
>>343715176
he's a washingtonian, it's just part and parcel
>>343715335
How do I unlock pregnant-mode /fit/?
>>343715363
ace attorney
>>343715352
Ed Edd n Eddy was actually fun as shit, hopefully this gets it more publicity.
>>343715363
Wario Land 4
Why is that guy foot fucking that sandal
>>343715335
No wonder he was being 'harassed' looks like hes smuggling a fucking child in his shirt.
so why are the "big streamers" not here?
or are they ok with whoring themselves out on mario maker?
>>343715363
I would have speedrun your mom, but the monkey beat me up the stairs.
anyone got that image with instructions on how to watch streams through like Media Player Classic? Firefox just seems to keep leaking memory whenever I watch streams, and its being really shitty with this marathon.
>5:36 AM - Barbie Game Girl (Any %)
>>343715380
fucking why?
she was the only likeable girl runner
>/v/ has a crush on a feeder-fetish Kang
the fuck?
>>343715363
ur mum's pussy lmao
>>343715271
No, man, some dude was impersonating him on some website he had never heard of, beginning a year before he started Twitch streaming.
>>343715335
that's not a man, that's a mutant
>>343715165
look at "her" shoulders
thats a dude
>>343715176
"You're under arrest for being black by the way take this knife to the back"
>Next runner
Welp
>>343714548
>posting in twitch chat
>having twitch chat open
>>343715525
Typical retard, only hearing what you want to hear even though you're wrong.
>>343715521
Hopefully we get cringe. That's all we can hope for.
Imagine the hysteria if they snuck a grand dad into the background music between runs
the entire audience would start screaming, the building would burn down and twitch chat would collapse into a singularity.
>>343715525
Why does he do that to himself? What's the benefit?
>>343715521
literally the dark souls of games before dark souls existed tbqfh imo
>>343715525
I can fap to this.
>/v/ suddenly hates black people
what happened?
>>343715525
I just want torub his belly
blueglass aint even comin so why watch
>>343715630
thats disgusting.
>>343715630
post the DK edit
>>343715589
jesus fuck
are there any girls speedrunning
>>343714560
filtered.
>>343715630
Did he eat a god damned globe?
>>343714975
Look up the definition of sarcasm please. I know it's hard being autistic and everything to understand sarcasm.
>>343715630
>that poorly shopped image
The New Super Mario games are so fucking aesthetically ugly.
He looks like an Indian Pat Conti
>>343715630
Honestly though.
Why?
>>343715589
holy shit
>That voice
>That mumbling
>That lack of energy
WAKE
>1 million coins
>nothing happens
It still hurts
>>343715707
>blueglass aint even comin so why watch
Source? Just got here.
>>343715508
first off it's flashplayer that's leaking memory because it's shit.
second you download livestreamer edit the configuration at the end of the installation.
You edit the configuration to point to your media players location
then your run the command: livestreamer <stream url> <quality>
>this runner
>>343715589
what is wrong with people in the year 2016
remember when men were men and not 1000 different pronouns
>>343715129
Seems like they ban anyone for anything these days.
Cant wait for someone to get banned when they get WR or banned for being way under estimate.
I can't picture who any of these people are who actively participate in Twitch chat and post what donators want. They're all less than 16 years old, aren't they?
Wasn't watching for the past hour or so. What did I miss?
> runner looks like your average autist
> says um every second
> dead silent
This is gonna be a long one
Is this speedrunner a Jew? Curly ass hair and his nose look spretty big.
>8:30 PM
>Can't even fill up your commentator couch
This kid has social problems
this guy sounds kinda awkward
chances of something funny happening are high
>>343715759
aussie?
>>343715525
Shit like this motivates me to be healthy.
>>343715707
because maybe i can enjoy mindless background noise without his obnoxious autistic HEUHEHUEHAUHEUHAUHWUAHWUAHWUAHUHWUAHUH every fucking haHAA worthy joke the runner makes
>>343715875
He's bent over the table like he's getting railed in the ass too.
>>343715759
Here's your reply.
>This silence
Why are there two skeletons in the background?
>>343715856
literally nothing. most boring gdq ever. get ready for a week of nofun.
Everyone''s dead silent holy fuck
>>343715812
Blueglass got banned for waving at the camera last agdq.
Their reasoning was that he was a distraction from the runners and the cause (charity).
>that feel when it's not Weegee Time anymore
>>343715760
Please, Big Jon, haven't you got some pity party tweets to concoct?
>>343715875
I bet he's a racist like /v/
>>343715063
The whole event is pure autism, so what do you expect?
kill everyone
>>343715954
What game do you speedrun?
>Even Siglemic is transitioning now
Is speedrunning the most degenerate hobby?
>dead silence during the run
>speedrunner is clearly fucking autistic
>ANOTHER FUCKING NEW SMB RUN
This is gonna be bad guys.
Why don't they show the crowd?
>>343715954
caveman is on at like 3 am I think
he could redeem it
>>343715589
Oh christ
the only interesting thing I see on the schedule is littlebigplanet as a run
why doesnt sgdq like fun?
Didnt we just see this game?
What game are you good enough at to potentially start speed running it?
For me, it's SMW.
>>343715875
probably afraid of offending xir
>>343715993
Whoop! Nice shitpost! Now I'm going to cry!
>>343715363
None because I'm not an autistic retard.
This run blows, post cute.
>NSMB speedrun
>it's a let's play
are there any girls speedrunning?
>>343716067
What game do you speedrun?
>this guy comes up to you, takes your SNES, and steals your Mario world record
what do?
>>343716086
I suck at videogames
Did he just diss the previous runner with the blue shell comment?
>>343716089
xe is a xir you shitlord
>>343716105
Autistic people are very sultry and have lots of sex desu
>>343716028
McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3UNagBuss
>>343716140
Somebody post the shirtless picture where his chest and gut look like Donkey Kong.
>>343715363
Not really my thing ;)
>>343716038
The common factor that speedrunning and transgenders share is boredom.
Too much time to think about pointless shit leads to playing video games fast, and thinking life would be better as a girl.
Then it becomes a compulsion.
>>343716126
If you can't tranny males as girls then yes. Other than that, no.
>>343716140
hide my fucking fridge
>>343716049
Why are his runs always at 3 fucking A.M.?
This run is painful to watch
Can't believe only 2 people showed up to this event. Even NASA got more than that.
This is what /v/ would be like if they were running a game at GDQ, don't lie to yourselves.
>>343716105
>I'm not an autistic retard.
lmao guess again.
>THE BIG JON PIC IS SHOOPED! HONEST!
Stop it.
>UM
>BASIC LEE
Oh fuck it's going to be one of those runs
>>343715335
So he stuffed a medicine ball under his shirt for shits and giggles, right?
Right?
>>343716086
Cave Story
>>343715967
>*coughs*
BANNED
UM
UM
UM
>>343716235
no fucking clue
his other run is at 4 am on a different night too
>now we're in world mushroom.......
what did he mean by this?
Of course the Jewish autist is playing the game about pinching and stealing as many coins as possible
>>343715135
I prefer that.
That Goose and the company stay the hell out of this shithole called JDQ.
>Goose is Loose
>>343716123
Even worse, there's no way he can choke in a game like Mario unless it was a race.
I should be playing video games. Or reading. Anything else really
>Ad is just a logo in stylized text
>Looks like it says "Something Autistic"
heh
Commentary sounds like the lets play I tried to make but then deleted
Anyway who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to but the god damn mario games back to back
will anything this autistic happen again
What's wrong with the guy's position?
>>343716140
>BigJon
>Getting WR in anything
Pick uno
>>343716245
>/v/
>the entire taiwanese photohole
>>343715630
>All the fat goes to his gut
how the fuck does this happen?
These levels look so goddam easy. There's barely any pitfalls, the enemies are lethargic garbage. Is it even possible to die in these games? What the hell happened to this series?
>look at the timer
not even 6 minutes
fucking hell im gonna jerk off
>>343716235
They don't want people seeing him BTFO autists
>>343716257
What is the purpose of that site?
>>343715748
My claim to fame is being the guy that requested someone make that sort of edit when that pic first appeared. Nobody would believe me but I still enjoy it.
>>343716086
Maybe a Super Smash Bros. game but those are so littered with RNG that it would be a challenge.
I can pretty easily do 1-stock Very Hard on SSB64 in a reasonable amount of time with DK, though.
>Crystal's Pony Tale
>>343716350
doesnt look like it
not single damn thing has happened this year
>>343716304
mein nigga
>>343716138
im speaking as a spectator
i'd like to see more variety
>>343716257
what is this
>>343716257
So are these like gay men or like no homo mirin /fit/fags?
>>343716392
can I jerk off to her
>>343716350
nope everyones banned
>>343716019
The right guy is sitting retarded.
>game requires you to get dubs in order to see fireworks
best mario game?
>>343716350
B A N N E D
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Any way to see earlier runs?
>>343716457
grommr is a homosex tinder
this person is 14 year's old....
>>343716383
Some people naturally gather weight in their gut before anywhere else
Pros: Easier to hide your girth
Cons: Heart disease awaits
It's not easy being Dr Eggman
>>343716159
>tfw someone slips up this run and calls the autistic trans*whatever a """""""""HE""""""""" and xir breaks the fuck down and ruins the run
why the fuck is speedrunning full of trannys, retards and autists
i literally think trihex, darksspinesonic, sylux and werster are the only non-mentally fucking damaged runners outside of less popular runners
this announcer is based as fuck
>>343716445
>im speaking as a spectator
Ah, so you don't actually know which games are good for speedrunning or not.
>>343716403
im proud anon, believe me. whenever i see you go out there to post i say "theres my little slugger, what a champ."
zZzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZzzzz
Post what you're doing while you wait for this fucking run to end.
So this guy is taking hormones to become a girl? How come he still looks like a guy?
>>343716397
There are people in the world who have a fetish for getting fat and people who have a fetish for getting others fat. This is a homosexual website catering to these people.
>someone donated a fuckton of money can you try and get fireworks
>maybe
it's fucking 10 seconds max. This guy is a fucking autist
>>343716339
>every time
You'd think they would change it by now.
>>343716547
>>343716397
grommr is specifically for gaining and encouraging fat growth.
>>343716257
Jesus fucking Christ
Americans are so goddamn fat
>>343716397
They're trying to find out if it is possible for a living person to explode.
>Collecting coins: the game
>>343715891
Fuck off west coast.
>>343716350
What happened? I don't typically watch these things.
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=1oalq0%3E&s=9#.Vo3yq7YrIdU
>>343716584
>why the fuck is speedrunning full of trannys, retards and autists
Because of confirmation bias and begging the question.
>>343716547
Oh he's gay..
Huh.
>>343716584
Zoast is bretty good.
>>343715502
id be ok with whoring myself out on mario maker if I made 10k a month lmao
>Big jon banned
>mitch banned
>dram banned
>grand boo bear banned
>pie banned
>trihex banned
>skybilz banned
why does sgdq hate mario runners so much?
Remember to sit up straight.
Don't want to have a ruined back when you're older.
>>343716629
same
t. me
>>343716584
It's almost like people who devote all of their time to video games are mentally damaged, or something
What's wrong with the audio.
>>343716523
He's been like that for 7 minutes, is he dead?
>>343716457
These are gay men, there are sites like Grommr out there for heterosexual people.
>>343716257
stop this i'm going to throw up
>>343716697
why are they banned?
>>343716086
Rollercoaster Tycoon
when is TASbot
>>343712660
You know what, so will I.
This is fucking painful.
If you're doing some shit like this come loaded with neat trivia to talk about, anything is better than
> Uh
> This bit is [x]
> (Long silence)
> Uh
>>343716584
>werster
>not mentally-fucked
>AUDIENCE IS OFF CAMERA
Getting further away each year
>>343716697
Mario runners are autistic. Especially 12 hours guy
>>343716594
this is shit compared to past gdqs.
>>343716594
>Ah, so you don't actually know which games are good for speedrunning or not.
I know what's interesting to watch tho.
>>343716697
>trihex banned
Nani?
>>343716086
Pokemon, lol.
But seriously, Ninja Gaiden Black (or at least I used to be).
Am I the only one that absolutely hates this soundtrack?
Fucking hell.
>Some autistic kid whispers me to check out his youtube channel
>>343716584
>Trihex
>DSS
>Sylux
>Wester
>all of them are into anime and japan culture
Animefags confirmed most based?
>>343716652
You are 100% right. Though, I can kind of see where this guy is coming from, considering the reason he's here is to play games as fast as possible. But if the crowd wants it, I don't know why he'd be such a fucking sperg about it.
>>343716763
They all have autism
>BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH
> runner isnt funny or interesting
> sounds 15
> tells us about this basic level design
>The game sounds like its coming out of a cardboard box
>literally just watched this game moments ago
That guy in the couch doesnt move at all
Is he alright?
>>343716810
Speedrunning isn't about entertaining people who don't speedrun.
Trying to introduce this hobby to a general audience was a mistake.
>>343716652
It's a marathon, no reset run. He's gotta go for WR! No time for any of that silliness.
>>343716798
Eventually it's just going to be a cam of the runner's hands
>>343716697
Big jon isn't banned he's sick.
Trihex isn't baned either.
Rest do not matter as they are white and the GDQ community could use more diversity.
>>343716086
Super metroidI do speed run it but nothing crazy
>>343716086
Hotline Miami. My time is just barely under an hour but I've only tried it a couple times.
>>343716727
There was a guy earlier who was leaning off the side of the couch like somebody rammed him in the ass, and he held perfectly still like that for like an hour and twenty minutes.
>>343716763
Banned
>>343716676
POST MORE ENJI NIGHT
This guy sounds like a Hillary/Obama supporter hence the hate for American things like fireworks
OK SO BASICALLY
OK SO BASICALLY
BASICALLY
SO BASICALLY
OK SO _ASI_A__Y
>>343716584
>trihex
>non-mentally fucking damaged
>>343716903
kill yourself
or dont. I don't care, filtered.
>>343716867
>>343716896
this is the reason this event went to shit.
>>343716697
more like sjwq
>>343716869
>>343716937
so you're just lying for attention
fuck off please
>>343716257
I think it's time for me to stop looking into the speedrunning community. These people are legit crazy and it's terrifying me.
>>343716895
>Trying to introduce this hobby to a general audience was a mistake.
Yeah man, it should have just been for the niche autists. Would have raised A LOT of money that way,
>>343716921
>this thread wasn't even off page one
Do you know how this works?
>>343716540
DING DONG BANNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng
>Every level has the same stupid song
>>343716891
no bully
>>343717056
>thinks speedrunning is about raising money for charity.
This is exactly the problem.
>>343716981
I gotta admit trihex's complexion is fucking perfect. He's like a cookie cutter citizen.
>>343716697
pie is running in the mario maker relay
>>343716687
Does...does he have an inflation fetish?
>>343716652
That's what that faggot with loads of disposable income get.
GREETINGS FROM AUSTRALIA
>>343717178
>This is exactly the problem.
>not knowing this event is exactly about that
The crowd is just as autistic as the runners
>>343717302
MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER
>>343716824
He's not banned, he went to Anime Expo instead.
>>343716584
Because there's something inherently weird and autistic about speedrunning. Devoting thousands of hours to being able to play a fucking video game quickly is something that normal people don't do. It just attracts all kinds of weirdos.
>>343716981
Trihex is a cutie
I wanna kiss himon the dick
>>343716350
>shaking a girls hand
RAPE! OPPRESSION! BANNED!
>>343716798
The camera feels like its more angled this year than before.
You can barely even see the second couch.
>>343716697
mitch's running in a race
>>343717004
Filtering opinions you don't agree with.
Bravo sir! Welcome to tumblr ! :)
Holy shit why are there so many fireworks going off outside the 4th isn't till tomorrow
>16 minufes in
>HALF OF THE RUN
>Still running
MAKE
IT
STOP
>>343717309
The event is the problem. GDQ was a mistake.
Speedrunning marathons are fucking retarded, and it's even more retarded to try and make them appeal to a general audience.
>>343717402
are you serious
>anime convention
for what fucking reason
>>343716697
>>mitch banned
wait what
>>343717485
>There will never be a marathon as fun as GayWeedPaloozathon again
>>343717485
So why are you in this thread?
You sit around watching things you find retarded all day?
Holy shit I'm maxed the fuck out on caffeine and this run is so fucking boring about to pass out and die from lack of stimulation
L LOL
O O
LOLOL
O O
LOL L
>>343716086
Resident Evil 4. 100% or Any %. I just have to get back into the groove of it.
>>343716903
It's not popular enough for the tumblrtards to start looking into it, so diversity isn't a problem.
Also big jon is a big man, like unhealthily big, did they say what he was sick with?
>>343717592
>not going to anime conventions for the orgies
any good lore in this game
>>343717638
>So why are you in this thread?
To laugh at what all the retarded people have to say about speedrunning.
>>343717454
Revolutionary War wasn't won in one day
>>343717646
Jack it.
>>343717370
they all have high powered rifles pointed at them
>>343717654
damn.....
>>343717592
Dude's big into anime and manga.
>>343717485
The whole argument was about this event being uninteresting from a spectators POV. No one was taking shots at your precious hobby my man,
>>343717708
for every 1 hot cosplayer there are 10000 fat ones
no thanks
>>343717757
I did on the last shitty mario run my dick can only take so much!
>>343717701
He's got a cold.
>>343717592
He's a filthy weeaboo.
>>343717485
What do we call someone who watches retarded things to complain later they're retarded?
>rekt
>>343717798
Yeah, and let's all point out how boring it is to watch people build model airplanes and pretend this statement isn't redundant.
>>343717873
He could never even get past Sad Panda, he's a fake.
>>343716086
resident evil 2
>>343717991
Fakku is the same thing anyways unless you're a pedophile
Please clap
A thousand dollars HOYPE!
>>343717787
As in, what's the point of going to an anime convention in the west? To pick up crazy landwhales?
>>343718091
Shut up, Trihex, don't you have a girlfriend to parade around?
>>343718096
Jeb bushin it up autism done quick 2016
>>343718096
CEASE CLAP
ARE YOU SERIOUS
LOL
YESSSSSSS
RIP RUN
oh shit
NOT PLAYING WHILE PLUGGED IN WHAT AN IDIOT
WHAT THE FUCK
Pfffhahaha
>My DS ran out of battery
Wow. Just wow.
>battery died
I don't have a reaction image to adequately convey how stupid this kid is.
HAHAHAHAH
ITS OGRE
KEKKKKED AUTISM FINALLY
>ds died
banned this filth
FORGOT TO CHARGE HIS BATTERY THE FUCKWAD!
THANK GOD
>>343717592
honestly going to a convention sounds a bit more entertaining than watching people speedrun games.
>3DS RAN OUT OF BATTERY
O I AM LAFFIN
Almost makes watching this entire piece of shit worth it.
>out of battery
MAXIMUS KEK
HOLY SHIT
RIP
>doesn't have a charger
lol at this kid, not charging your batter before your run. What the shit.
>Congrats on getting a run :)
>I don't have a charger
>>343717991
really? I figured that out in 30 seconds with google
>speedrunning a game on a portable in a stationary position without it being plugged in
Absolutely haram.
its
FUCKING
>OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>3DS DIED
Best fucking run. Holy Shit
TOP FUCKING KEK
USA! USA!
How the fuck do you bring your DS to run a DS game on stream and not bring a fucking DS charger?
>>343718432
Yes but you most like have at least average intelligence, we're talking about Trihex here.
>>343718372
I mean, there are 2 gdq's a year and speedrunning is what made him famous so...
his choice but whatever
>no battery
>no charger
>being this unprepared
>not having a backup
worst runner
The filthy jew couldn't be bothered to buy a charger with his 3DS to save a few shekels
Has this happened before?
>>343718372
What about a MLP convention? It is a good thing he saved.
>>343718605
NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF
How does this even happen? The 3DS nearly screams at you that its battery is dying. The flashing red lights are impossible to ignore.
>3DS DIES
>The shekels not enough
>THIS RUN
THANK YOU GDQ BASED
>>343718605
Yes
Same shit "I don't have a charger" even
>I saw the battery running low and wasn't sure if we would make it, that's why I saved
>But I didn't bother to mention it to anyone so they could look for a charger while the game was still running
That tweet that just popped up
>3DS gone quickly
God I wish the run was the same
>run out of gas while driving
>I DONT HAVE A WALLET
>>343718726
the stream guy is getting banned for this
>yfw he becomes a she after this run
I left to clean my kitchen and made it back just in time to see that catastrophe. I should buy a lottery ticket.
B A N N E D
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>>343718669
well i guess if the convention is JUST for one thing rather a genre of things then i guess going to GDQ would be better
>>343718868
>>343718932
What, you guys think GDQ will ban someone for actually fucking up instead of just being funny?
>leave the EU
>I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
>>343719020
It's a meme the only people that have been really banned are like Werster and a few others.
wait so this guy is "transitioning"
he should try harder
>donation bants
fucking rekt
SAVAGE
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>>343719108
you have to go home, muhammed, i'm so sorry
Just got into twitter,
>T
>H
>I
>S
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/749813573317107712
SHOTS FIRED
>>343716935
WHAT
IS
HER
NAME
Why is giant bowser so sexy?
