SGDQ 2016 :)
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Now: Metroid Prime
Next: Catherine - Babel 1 player 2 controllers (35 min)
Later: New Super Mario Bros Any% (30 min)
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
have fun
Let's drink, lads
Why are we watching?
>gdqs will never be as good as 2012 ever again
How long does speedrunning have left?
>Werster will never be at a GDQ again
Feels bad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
how do we save speedrunning?
I never played metroid but these elevator loading screens are nice. Seems like something Nintendo wouldnt do today
Everyone loses.
heads up all you people donating for glory
Matthew 6:1 "Be careful not to perform your righteous acts before men to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven."
WHEN'S RUNESCAPE
>can't say ghetto
>can say slope
Ah, GDQ, the best time of year to hear what non-speedrunners have to say about which speedgames are good or not.
am i the only black speedrunner on /v/?
>>343705663
AGDQ will die and then NASA will rise from the ashes.
>>343705675
Allowing the fun back in.
>>343705791
Best time of the year to read assblasted comments from people who think they are speedrunners
>>343705818
>spreedrunning in SPAAAAAACE XD
>>343705717
I don't know who Matthew is but he sounds like a huge fag
everything about speedrunning is fucking cancah
>>343705818
NASA is fucking shit in comparison.
>>343705903
What game do you speedrun?
>>343705769
>>343705791
fuck off Cory and Trevor, you're both dumb as fuck, both of you put your fucking hands down.
Ok so can someone explain this to me. Twitch chat is aloud to spam the whole MingLee racist stuff but you get instant banned for posting the TriHard emote. Whats up with that?
almost done with this shit game, it's been a fuggin slog
>>343705769
>>343705791
smokes
Will catherine be good?
>>343706018
Sex with your mom
>>343706017
You gotta start somewhere. Their first go was a disaster, but next time has a chance of being better.
>>343705459
is there ANY way to watch these runs without the fucking donation announcer talking about cancer every ten fucking seconds
that makes all of these GDQs completely unwatchable for me, what a fucking waste
>>343706037
GDQ events are run by nazi germany.
>>343706092
That's like asking 'Will sex be good?'
>>343706068
>still complaining
>>343706142
Maybe if you donated more so we could actually beat cancer's butt they wouldn't have to talk about it next year.
>>343706181
>>343706191
/v/ don't do this to me
>>343705823
Well this was a time before DLC was a regular thing.
And you know damn well how jewish Nintendo tens to be. You think that they amiibos are a fair practice? Its literally DLC that is limited in quantity, you can't obtain the items without buying the damn amiibo, regardless of what price it is after people have hoarded them.
>>343706092
Catherine is hilarious to watch
>>343706105
>>343706142
>is there ANY way to watch these runs without the fucking donation announcer talking about cancer every ten fucking seconds
yeah, by watching the world record instead of a shitty marathon run.
>>343706115
I didn't watch NASA. On a scale of Tetris to ESA Dark Souls 2013, how awful was it?
I hate it whenever they do races, they are not ecxiting at all. maybe if a game is shorter
>l-look guys, speedrunning is e-sports too, haha just like EVO :^)
>>343706142
The donations are literally the whole point of the event.
>>343706068
>Metroid Prime
>Shit
Leave
>Metroid Prime
>final boss is Metroid Prime
>>343706268
The building they rented out for the event didn't have internet.
>You're not supposed to damage him
>Her, actually
TRIGGERED
Is Metroid supposed to be this boring to watch?
>arguments over the gender of metroid prime
can 2016 just die in a fire?
why do they keep saying the name of the game repeatedly
>implying Easter Speedsters won't be huge
>>343706182
>still avatar fagging
I'm not even the dude complaining but like come dude we get it you think this bitch is cute
speedrunners of metroid prime on /v/, realistically how many more minutes are we looking at?
Friendly reminder most of hte team who made this are working on Recore.
>Kirby_talks_about_Narcissa
>Commentator constantly trying to stop himself from say "ghetto jump"
Hilarious
>>343706287
They aren't trying to make it a sport dipshit.
When you have a whole community of people who can speedrun a game you just have a few of them playing at the same time to see who does it faster.
There's no difference than them racing each other in their own homes when going for world record attempts.
>>343706352
i'm all for up and coming new things taking down boring old shit but come the fuck on
>>343706440
It says the estimate on the screen you feloniously stupid prick.
>this run
>>343706438
>He hasn't seen mummy poster on /pol/
It can get MUCH worse. Be glad he's just posting pics of her.
>>343706440
6 mins I'm a fucking professional speedrunner. I have 300 confirmed speedruns.
>>343706509
>Calling it a slope jump is also derogatory
You can't win.
So did any "cringe" happen so far?
>>343706440
Like 5 minutes, the first form of the metroid prime takes forever to kill, second form is pretty quick.
>>343701901
Fun is for Reddit.
>>343706564
no shit you fucking idiot. that's a rough estimate that has nothing to do with the current run.
go kill yourself and your retarded family.
Why can't i talk to a fucking expert here.
remember that dwarf who speedran the mickey game
is he doing a run this time??
>>343706627
This event has been so sterilized cringe is not allowed to happen.
>>343706672
I'm sure we can have some fun that doesn't stoop the level of reddit
>>343706694
I'm an expert you worthless nigger. Watch your language around an expert like me, kid.
>>343706698
died of dwarfism
please don't misgender Metroid Prime
Did YSG died?
>Final boss literally named Metroid Prime
Jesus Retro, could you get any lazier?
>it's a /v/ talks about something they haven no fucking clue about
EVO will be the same way, a bunch of retarded stream monsters acting like they've been there
t. DK3 speedrunner, Nash main
>>343706896
He donated earlier
HA HA time for catherine
>>343706627
Twitch chat
>>343706694
>the estimate has nothing to do with the current run.
I want whatever you're smoking, must be some good shit.
>They cutaway the ending
>cutting away from the final cutscene
>>343706896
Donated a bunch earlier apparently but he couldn't make it to the event.
>>343706898
>later games' plot is literally "no Samus, you are the Metroid Prime"
really?
what does the arcade room look like?
surely we have a mole taking pictures?
>>343706935
>nash main
kys
who's HUUUUYP for Barbie Game Girl?
Will Samus ever not get bullied.
>Point out that a sponsor apprears to be named Something Autistic.
>Make it clear that this is problematic and offensive, especially to the speedrunner community
>permabanned from chat
Wow can believe the mods of the twitch chat are so insensitive to autism.
It's over!
God I love prime, but it is not a fun game to watch.
>>343707057
oh boy 4 am
>>343707057
should i stay up for it?
it's 5am east coast
>>343707046
Implying we leave our houses
>>343707049
>kys
No kill yourself my man
>>343706787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W3TZH2XjRA
forgot about the other one
>>343707094
Samus IS the bully, she won't let the pirates have fun with their tubes
>>343706935
lol yeah 99.9% of this board are genuine retarded people.
STRIKE THE EARTH
What is this magnificent jam?
look how undiverse the crowd is
I'm gonna tell kotaku
>no games over an hour for a bit
Thank god
>>343707191
Grape.
This is boring, /v/.
>>343707191
see >>343707186 its from the shovel knight ost
Is Notch gonna donate this year or has he killed himself?
any good cringe this gdq?
What is going on here? How are all the runs actually on schedule?
>>343705965
>That's not the point, the point is that you NEEDED both to unlock things that should have been regular unlockables
Why exactly should they have been regular unlocks? Because mommy didn't buy you both games?
Your goal shouldn't be GETTING the costume. It was just a purely cosmetic bonus if you had both games. That's it. It could have not been there at all and changed nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_F8ijsN10
this was the best run I've ever seen =(
well except when that guy threw a temper tantrum / his controller during super metroid
Well that was the first day for me
Shovel Knight for the NES uh?
wheres all the minorites, women, and lgbts?
>>343707246
Well shit. I always dismissed Shovel Knight as a hispter meme game but if it's half as good as this music I might actually check it out.
>>343707291
Notch only watches bad speedrunners.
>03:00 in bongland
Yeah no I'm sleeping now
>>343707324
wtf now I hate sgdq!
>>343707335
They had the composer from Megaman do a few tracks (not this one though). The game is good, too.
The event looks empty this year and they had to pay that old man playing on his "not a DS" to show up just so chat would have a meme to yell about all day. What went wrong?
>>343707386
You haven't even been burped yet, you lightweight puss.
>>343707386
no one cares about what time it is where you live.
>>343707324
they might be there. you don't know what any of those people identify as.
>>343707386
Who can sleep when your backwater country is in the middle of a civil war?
I want to impregnateKatherine
Catherine now HYPE
>>343707473
more and more good runners getting banned
>>343707425
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does it pander to the "lel so retro xD" hipster crowd? I avoid most "retro" games because they feel unauthentic as fuck as someone who actually experienced those games when they were new.
>>343707273
what's this girl's name anyway
This shit is concentrated autism.
social justice games done quick should find catherine problematic right?
isn't Catherine just qbert with weeb filler?
>>343707291
yes, he needs to stroke his ego.
wonder when he will realize he's a talentless hack who ripped off infiniminer, and no amount of money will make people like you
>>343707546
Good man.
>>343706324
the game aint shit but this run was pure garbage.
almost fell asleep halfway through if i hadn't been shitposting here
>>343707549
HOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE
>>343707581
It's why we all watch it.
>Humble Bundle is a PAY WHAT YOU WANT site
>Humble Bundle is a PAY WHAT YOU WANT site
>Humble Bundle is a PAY WHAT YOU WANT site
NOT ANYMORE, SHILL
>>343707595
Yes
>yfw Narcissa surprise appearance
>>343707602
he's actually become a Ultra Troll on twitter. he's realized that being rich makes you immune to social scorn so he's doing that all day in his candy house
Hello fat man!
>Waving a the camera
BANNED
Why are there some many retardos sitting there playing their fucking DS
>>343707665
Who is this semen demon?
RED SHIRT IS 100% BANNED NOW.
>>343707473
Since they put up giant monitors to block out most of the audience there's little reason for those people to be their given they'll be seeing the same stream they could at home.
Also they're running out of people to ban.
>>343707665
it's teeth hurt my brain
>>343707609
>this run was pure garbage.
what specifically was garbage about it? Metroid Prime is an extremely technical speedgame.
what game do you speedrun?
>>343707631
I suppose grouping a bunch of autists together and then making some perform under pressure while the rest watch is a pretty good premise for entertainment.
guys what happened to theyeti.com?
ponytail on left looks like he's about to shoot the place up
>>343707706
they are trying to find some sort of entertainment at this thing.
>>343707743
>>343707743
One of the greatest speedrunners of her generation.
>>343707569
I know what you mean, and I agree that it's a huge problem with games that try to take on a retro aesthetic. But honestly I think this game is very genuine and the people who worked on it has a lot of passion for what they were doing. Other than a few technical limitations it would have fit right into the time of older NES gaming and I don't think it's fair to rule it out just because it was made in the 21st century.
Also the past two songs have been Shovel Knight as well.
>>343707665
He's hiding in a cupboard, waiting to scare everybody with his ghoulish appearance.
>>343707637
>Go see what the bundle is
>See this
>>343707806
who cares?
>>343707806
what the hell
>>343707665
>tries to give some sappy speech or some shit
>all the beta cucks just sheepishly let it do what it wants
>twitch chat fucking unravels into shitposting never before seen
>kills itself live on stream because of the bullying
>>343707690
he got rich off other peoples ideas
not that he cares, but yeah
>>343707637
>advertising like this when the bundle sponsored by Summer Games Done Quick has a FIFTEEN US DOLLARS minimum
>>343707307
Not that guy but I owned both and still thought it was retarded. You had to beat prime AND own fusion to get the suit. You also had to BEAT fusion just to unlock the NES Metroid (on prime). They were unlockables locked behind paid bullshit plain and simple.
In the Metroid Trilogy they got rid of the Fusion requirement and it makes perfect sense that way. You beat the game, you get to replay a harder difficulty in the fusion suit. Many games have this.
>>343707806
theyetee.com
>>343707878
yeah, it's pretty awful because chances are you have any of the good games from the millions of other bundles they have already been in
>>343707806
>it's real
What the fuck
I hope these 2 guys passive agressively fight over the controller like the guys that ran metroidvania did. That shit was hilarious to watch.
>>343707806
tl;dr
>>343707817
>>343707665
Oh My God...
>>343707806
i thought that was gonna be a suicide note for a second
why is everyone typing "lul"? is it hip to say it instead of lol now?
>>343707946
it literally makes no difference how he got the money. go yell at trustfund kids. least notch held down a job for a while
why is the uadience so boring this year, i wanna see some retarded kid get rejected.
>>343707806
Wrong site retard
>>343708047
other way, it's 2 controllers to 1 guy
>>343708047
1 player 2 controllers, not 2 players 1 controller.
>>343707665
>I>Greetings, Chosen Undead.
>>343707878
Yeah, it's disgusting. You can get VVVVVV, Dustforce, Super Meat Boy and both Serious Sam games for $6.75 on Steam right now.
The other 3 are incredibly fucking overpriced on Steam this week, desu.
>Freedom Planet for $7.50 when it was in a $2 bundle
O I AM LAFFIN
>>343707665
>this is what speedrun does to your body
>The guy that speedrun Mario 64 and lost the WR is now a diaper fag.
>>343707946
name someone who didn't
>Bill Gates
Stole from Xerox
>Steve Jobs
Stole from Xerox and Woz. iPod was hardly the first of its kind nor was it even the best at the time.
>Elon Musk
Bought Tesla after they already had the tech, he added nothing other than marketing
We can go on. Realistically a big part of hitting the jackpot in capitalism is getting the right idea out at the right time.
Deal with it.
>>343708056
basically *tips fedora*
anyone know source on the song that was just playing in the stream?
>>343708106
I dont like him cause he basically told all the people at mojang to suck a dick
but whatever, gotta be a dick to succeed in business
>>343708130
>>343708135
Oh fug.jpg I'm an idiot. Drunk and read it wrong, now I'm slightly disappointed
>>343707878
all i want is freedom planet, might pick it up for that
>>343707878
>Dustforce DX
Does anyone actually care about this game? It gets a prime time slot at EVERY GDQ and no one seems to give two shits or have even played it. Wouldn't be surprised if the devs pay for that slot.
>>343707971
>In the Metroid Trilogy
>a game that came out 7 years later than the first prime
>for the Wii
>a console with no connectability to the GBA
>it makes perfect sense that way
Gee I wonder fucking why
>>343708240
Darude- Sandstorm
>Suddenly the mics are loud as fuck
>>343707817
I about spit my drink all over my screen while scrolling.
Fucking kek
I like how he says "uhh" louder than anything else
>LEDs on fightstickI think it's looks cool
>>343708270
I haven't watched it myself. Game is fun though, so it can't be too bad. It's just another "le fast super tricky 2D platformer."
Why is GDQ so boring this year?
>>343708193
Wow you're wrong, okay? Steve Jobs was a genius. If it wasn't for him we literally wouldn't have computers or cellphones nearly as good as the ones we have today.
>Snorts
>>343708375
How are her tits bouncing that much?!
>Shirts are crap
Every year, every event
>>343708421
what are you basing that assumption on?
MP3 players, slim laptops and PDA's existed before Jobs stuck an apple logo on them.
>>343708493
DOA physics.
Jesus I need another game like Catherine
good god this multitasking
>controlling 2 people AND commentating
>>343708407
It's boring because speedruns aren't fun to watch. Speedrunning doesn't exist to entertain people who don't speedrun.
These marathons are a joke. Trying to introduce the general population to speedrunning was a horrible horrible mistake.
>>343708493
because they're natural/real
>LEDs on fightstick
How is this man able to talk while playing with two controllers?
>>343708510
pepsiman one looks great
>2 controllers and commentating
>>343708556
>still have to use the last gen versions
>no way to play it on the XBONE HUEG or the NoGaems4
>NEW RECORD
>Prime Time
>10 PM EST
I think he's a little off.
>Weebs were excited for THIS
Its a "games you forgot existed" episode.
>>343708625
She is walking not runningit's almost like she was not wearing a bra
>>343708653
>>343708695
the real achievement is that he seems like a normal guy
This guy is good.
>>343708653
He's pretty good
>>343708421
Hahahaha please tell me your trolling. Steve Jobs did nothing innovative. They sold over priced underpowered hardware to hipster faggots who got scammed into paying $1500 dollars for computers with hardware specs of a $500 PC.
What the fuck
What do most of these guys do for a living?genuine question, i want a job that leaves me lots of time for speedgames
I mean the guy seems like he's pretty good but this is terribly boring
>>343708731
>No way to play it on the Xbone
Wrong. Atlus just has to approve it for Backwards Compatibility.
Sonyggers are fucked though.
>>343708761
t. Pc gamer
>>343708760
To be fair competitive Catherine is exciting as fuck
NEW RECORD
>>343708510
kinda like the LA one
>>343708559
I wish they did more stuff like this outside of donation incentives because its usually the most interesting segments.
>>343708803
Barf
>>343708829
maintain twitch pages
>>343708771
that's what i'm saying, fag
>>343708829
Stream on Twitch for a living
>>343708829
Engineering tends to be a 9-5 job.
>>343708771
Or she has water balloons in her bra so neckbeards will hit on her
>Commentating coherently while using two different kinds of music controllers
What the fuck
>>343708832
idk why people think these meme categories will be interesting. once you get past the initial "woah that's pretty hard", it loses its novelty
I've missed it so far. Spoonfeed me all the best memes
>>343708934
>9-5
>A lot of time
>>343708493
No/Loose bra.
>>343708780
kek
>>343708995
USA losing
>>343708842
are you going to dump it, or just teasing us?
>>343709007
>He doesn't play from 5PM to 2 AM
>>343708829
NEETs
>2 controllers
Why?
this event sucks, anyone wanna get a bite to eat?
>>343708842
don't.
>>343708829
Even if you practice 2-4 hours a day or something that's still plenty of time left to have a career and social life
>>343708829
professional NEET
>>343709128
Because it looks cool and would be horrifically boring otherwise.
>>343709128
Because Babel is easier with two controllers.
>speedrunning the edgiest game ever made
>even more edgy than Ow the Edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfcM1uVSGUs
>>343708963
And the level is random on top of that.
>>343709128
Because it's faster?
>>343709208
Someone's speedrunning Hatred?
>>343709128
The fourth stage of Babel is more or less impossible with just one person for normal humans
>>343709165
2-4 hours a day is not enough time to play other games
>tfw no friends to play video games with
>tfw so lonely you dedicate hundreds of hours of your life to becoming the best at a 2-player game by yourself
>>343709324
You don't speedrun one game forever. Once you achieve your goal time, you can play other games. Or even if you don't achieve your goal time, you can take weeks or months off of it and return later if you want.
why is spike always on the couch.
fuck off afro-jew.
>>343709324
If you want to get good times in a speed run game, then you aren't going to be playing much of other games.
this is pretty cool actually
NEW RECORD
NEW RECORD
NEW RECORD
>>343709324
... yes it is? You don't have to do the same thing every day, it's just about time management
You'd be fucking amazed at how much shit you can do in a day if you stay busy.
6-8 hours of sleep, 6-8 hours of work, 2-4 hours of Practice, still leaves at LEAST 4 hours for other shit to do.
>>343709310
I thought that Axis Mundi was literally impossible in single player because it would always bug out and give you unwinning scenarios.
>>343709451
Why does anyone choose to speed run then? I mean it's basically depriving yourself of other games for extreme repetition of one game. Seems like a bad decision unless you just mostly hate other games.
Best Run Of The Night And SomeHow /v/ Is Still Complaining Lol
>>343709437
Eat a dick
>>343709426
This guy is a fairly popular streamer. Stop projecting you social cockroach.
>>343709437
Because he can translate autist speak into normie speak
Is story mode better than this? Catherine seems like a pretty boring run so far.
>>343709550
>i didn't watch Tropical freeze run the post
>>343709324
Yes it is. If you practice 4 hours a day, that still gives you 3-4 hours to play whatever else you want.
The alternate solution is to work for 2-3 years, save up enough money to last you for a year and then attempt to go full Twitch Streamer mode but if you can't budget 2-4 hours a day for practicing anything then you can't budget time to be a streamer or speedrunner.
>>343709550
But Anon, best run was Tropical Freeze.
>>343709497
Please stop getting new records, thanks
>>343709592
it's mostly weeb shit
gameplay is more or less the filler between the story
>>343709550
It's impressive but really boring to watch
>>343709549
>Why does anyone choose to speed run then?
Because they really like certain games and don't care much about others games. Speedrunning adds a lot of depth to games that might seem mundane on the surface to someone who doesn't speedrun. It often turns it into a completely new game.
>>343709629
That Was DayTime. Try Reading My Post More Carefully Before Commentating.
>>343709592
Story mode is the charm of the game
Babel is for those who like the puzzle stuff alot
>>343709629
>tropical snooze
>good
>>343709437
spike is pretty much the only original runner there
>>343709592
I personally did not care for Catherine's story mode at all, mostly because of how the lead guy is a tool and how shitty both women act during the game. I am kind of in the minority here though, there is a LOT of people who love this game on /v/.
This run is why no one treats gamers with respect.
They put in tons of hours working on getting a faster time in a video game. Imagine if they did something productive like learn an instrument or get a career. Pathetic really. notice how theres not 10/10 alphas or super hot chicks there? It's because they spend their time doing something with ACTUAL skill.
FUCKING NORMIES
>>343709592
its not , is this nightmare garbage
i actually lost 40$ because of this game.
Where Chibi?
I though catherine was a VN.
Is it the normal mode, or a special mode? Anyway, this looks insane with 2 controller and commenting.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TINDER NORMIES
>tinder
Well this guy is banned.
SPIKE CONFIRMED FOR FUCCBOI
>>343709592
Story mode has the actual story, social aspects, and multiple endings. That's what makes Catherine great. Babel is extra content for people who want an even harder challenge.
>>343707878
>Gold edition
>>343709502
Yeah, like driving to work, showering and other basic hygienic things, and making food besides Hot Pockets.
I guess it's possible if you have no social life like me
HOW THE FUCK DO THESE NIGGERS TALK AND PLAY WITH TWO CONTROLLERS AT THE SAME TIME?
>everyone else speedrunning games
>SV speedrunning pussy
>>343709779
>learning an instrument
>not just rote learning and muscle memory like every speedgame
keep telling yourself that.
>>343709592
It's little different but unless you REALLY like the story part you probably won't like it if you don't enjoy the puzzles.
>>343709878
Practice and autism
>>343709592
Story mode is stupid weeb trash.
The core of the game is the puzzles and they're tons of fun.
More than a few times beating a level led to full on fist pumping. The hardest difficulty is legit hard.
>>343709878
It's prerecorded you dumbfuck.
>>343709007
>>343709007
it is when you're single, most likely living with your parents, like most speedrunners.
I've had this on my second screen for a good few hours without sound while playing Shadowrun. Is it worth having the sound on?
>>343709805
>>343709813
>>343709814
>All these NEETs jealous that someone is getting laid
>>343709878
high test
>>343708375
how do you fucks look for things like this?
Heinrich Heine talking about womyn being serpents. Ban this gross game.
>>343709545
I wasn't aware it was literally impossible. This incenses me slightly given how shitty I thought I was at this game.
>>343709916
>but.. but playing video games is the same as learning an instrument! you have to memorize stuff n do muscle memory like an instrument!
Terrible argument, enjoying your moms basement?
>>343709916
you're completely right
but you seem to be ignoring the fact that speedrunning a game is for fucking weirdos and playing an instrument well is perfectly socially acceptable
>>343709878
because it's not actually that hard, you're just shitty at it so it's foreign to you.
>>343709550
Get the hell outta here, Jaden.
>>343709971
>anything in *GDQ pre-recorded
nope, they fuck up all the time
>primetime schedule every day is dogshit
why the fuck is tetris grandmaster at like 2 PM on Thursday? I mean I know its a meme, but its better than half of the primetime shit they have going on
I CANT HEAR THE FUCKING AUDIO FOR THIS STUPID SHIT
EVERY OTHER SITE WORKS
NOT THIS
FUCK
>>343708338
>>343707665
Don't do this to me, it's dark and I'm getting hungry
>>343709995
The commentary is good, but the game has a really annoying constant "new record" sound.
>>343709995
The runner is somehow not only speaking, but probably the most entertaining single runner so far while using two controllers. Plus Spike is on the couch and called out Tinder.
>>343709779
>You're not living your life correctly!
>>343710017
I watch the audience between the games.
CATHERINE ON PC WHEN
triggered
SEXISM
BANNED
WTF WHY IS TRIGGERED AN AUTO TIMEOUT IN TWITCH CHAT
>>343710053
your logic is flawed, kys you sheep
>men are slightly stronger
TRIGGERED
>>343710080
Don't Talk To Me Or My Dad's Wife's Son (Mind = Blown) Ever Again
>>343709550
>>343709707
>capitalizing every word
>runner mentions men being stronger
>all the time outs in chat from screaming sexism.
>>343709803
This is post game stuff. the regular game is basically this though with VN bits
>>343710116
why is it saying new record anyway?
he's got a high score on top so he's played on this save before right
>>343710085
TAS-runs count as prerecorded(preprogrammed).
how much does this piece of shit game cost? who actually looks at this and thinks "mmm all you do in this game is pull and push blocks omg it looks soo fun".
>mass bans for saying "triggered"
are you fucking serious
>>343710153
>>343710156
>>343710161
>>343710172
BANNED
YOURE ALL BANNED FROM THIS EVENT
>>343710169
This is the most /v/ post I have seen all day
What a fucking faggot
>>343710136
I'm saying why people don't give gamers respect. I love when neckbeards wonder why playing video games all the time and doing nothing else doesn't garner them respect.
>New Record
>New Record
>New Record
>New Record
>New Record
>New Record
>New Record
>>343710051
>playing an instrument well is perfectly socially acceptable
sure, i'll just drag my bassoon to the next party i get invited to. i'm sure the chicks will dig me.
>sexism is blacklisted but racism isnt.
women confirmed better than minorities.
>>343710143
Although I'd like that, probably never.
I wish it was on the vita though, perfect timewaster.
>>343710217
Thats not the story mode.
>>343710240
Nobody gives a plagued rat's ass about twitch chat.
>>343710143
>Atlus
>PC versions
>Fucking ever
do you speedrun with your friends, /v/?
>>343710240
Yeah I saw that too. This shit is getting old.
Not video games.
>>343709997
IF YOU FELL FOR THE SEX SPOOK KYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343710145
I use my tripcode so people know who they are talking to.
I also use it because I have to own up to my posts and defend them. I'm not a spineless weeb that runs away once his post garners negative reception. I am a man.
>>343710217
Tetris is fun and all you do in that is rotate blocks. similar concept. It just is
How come Vincent sounds like Nathan Drake's brother?
>>343710278
You've never pulled out your brass at a party and played some sick notes?
>>343710194
even the TAS runs have fucked up in previous years
the super r type one is the first that comes to mind
>running a mini-game of a game
Why is this allowed?
>people getting banned for saying "triggered" in chat
>>343709871
>food
only takes like 1-2 hours to make enough food that can last you throughout the entire week, so thats only 1 day out of the seven days you have to dedicate to food.
>showering and hygene
doesn't have to be done every day depending on the environment and only takes 15-30 minutes at the very most.
>driving
if you have a not shit job, should take an hour at the most to and from work.
Even if you have a social life (which you're alos not going to partake in every day), it pretty much leaves 10 hours out of the entire week excluding weekends to play video games
>>343710397
>I am a man.
>>343710397
but you're a snail
>playing Babel in two player because you're not good enough to do it in the much harder single player
Why are speedrunners so casual?
>>343710453
triggered, sexism, and sexist are banned.
>>343709639
>that still gives you 3-4 hours to play whatever else you want.
You calc things too discretely. You can't just say sleep 7 hours, work 8 hours, rest is whatever you want, since there's all these other little pieces of shit that add up to taking up your time like driving places, weird shit that comes up, GROOMIN GAEMS, etc
>>343710441
the minigame is more interesting than the game
>>343710397
Here's a nickel kid. Go buy a real tripcode.
>>343710441
>running a game at sgdq
wow... really...? wooooow....
>>343710416
Because it's the same VA.
>runner said fuck on stream earlier
Does that mean he gets banned? Can't you not curse on stream?
>not using japanese button layout
jesus christ what is wrong with this guy
Why do nips change X and O?
>>343710053
Yeah man, next time I'm at the club I'll just whip out this bad boy and all the ladies will swarm me.
>>343710453
>"I want to be stoned to death at the slightest mistake that I make"
>"Why not try Islam?"
>"Yes thats perfect!"
>>343710637
fuck off
>>343710278
hmmmmmmmmmmm Never said every instrument is socially acceptable in every scenario (nice strawman). If you bring a violin to a club and start playing, obviously people will react negatively because it's out of place. But learning and playing violin well takes years of good practice and you will gain respect from musicians and at shows and such. Learning a video game only gains respect in neckbeard communities.
>>343710397
>/r/eddit
>>343710595
>implying /v/ is any different during discussion that interests them
>Banjo is not there
>This shit get a timeslot
kill me
>>343710585
I think it's justified with this game. Shit is hard.
did they move the crowd up?
>>343710453
Anyone who posts (or worse, reads) in Twitch chat should just lobotomize themselves instead. It's basically the same thing.
>>343710637
fuck off randy
>>343710312
just because it wont happen doesnt mean it shouldnt
>>343710549
It's not even the whole game.
>>343710698
Banjo runs are fucking boring
>>343710397
it also lets me filter your dumbass so i never need to see you taint a thread again faggot
go trundle back to r/4chan faggot
>>343710637
Get the fuck out of here Randy you weeb.
Was it really a new record?
MOVE BITCH
>>343710708
The camera angle just changed.
>>343709779
unless you're earning money with your hobby, nothing is technically "productive"
>>343710701
It was like "legit as fuck" so it wasn't in frustration.
>>343710530
And fat shaming
>banned during Link Between Worlds during fat Zarudo transformation
>>343710672
>you will gain respect from musicians and at shows and such
but i don't give a shit about those things.
why would i do things just to please people i don't give a fuck about?
>>343710734
any% runs aren't even the whole game
>>343710642
It's based on correct and incorrect.
Have you seen a quiz show. Circle is correct, X in incorrect. So the Japanese format has been Circle to confirm, X to deny.
>>343710642
only in certain games
>>343710642
>why do americans change X and O?
ftfy
>>343710453
Finally, "LOL TRIGGERED XD" mouthbreathers getting what they deserve!
Now if only they'd start doing that on 4chan
PUSH THE BUTTON
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Ghoulo is a goddamn genius
A game that was actually fast
Oh lord
>>343710842
Yeah I wish Hiroyuki would make a safe space.
>>343710441
The main game can be speedran in like 2 hours thanks to NG+ level skipping.
>>343710742
Blocking opinions you don't agree with.
hmm sounds like something someone from tumblr would do....
>>343710090
Because it's GQD standard to have a shit schedule.
RATE THAT CATHERINE RUN FROM 1-10
>>343710642
Because in the west errors are sometimes circled to show where you went wrong, they thought this would confuse gaijin so they swapped confirm from circle to X.
Apparently nobody told them X is a much more universal symbol for "wrong" or "no".
haha innside jokes
HIS FIGHT STICK IS A LUNCH BOX
>>343709703
I'm a content focused humanoid though so I couldn't even really play one game for that long once the content runs out even if the gameplay got deeper. Something like the item worlds in disgaea or randomized dungeons reusing old content mean nothing to me.
>>343710524
Probably because Axis Mundi is actually impossible in single-player, at least in the North American version of the game.
>>343710963
8.8
That was a fucking cool speedrun.
>>343710963
8.5, went fast.
>>343710963
best run so far, 2/10
Any Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom speed run?
>holding up phone to the camera
BANNED
>>343710963
7
Maybe is because i don't know how Katherine plays
But it was ok
>>343710642
It's actually a change SCEA made back during the PS1 because they wanted to differentiate themselves from Nintendo's Super Nintendo controller with had A and B oriented like O and X.
>Ariel
>Mermaids
>DIDNEY WORL
>>343710963
8.5
lulz
also, that sonic 3d blast music. love it
>>343710963
8/10
>>343711018
He still could have done the first three in single player like a real man.
>Goat Sonic 3D Blast song
>>343710963
10 best run so far
>>343710963
9.27/10
Fucking BAN golden that piece of shit just showed me a mermaid!
holy shit i could have sworn ctr was on the schedule. guess they dropped it for double dash. fuck that.
>>343710963
8 out of 10 since the runner wasn't a faggot and he did a good job.
OH SHIT HES GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF SGDQ
>>343710764
Runner said that his best time was 2 min faster, but that it was still a really good time for a marathon.
>>343710963
I liked it/10.
He was good at the game, and the commentary was decent.
>>343710810
But at least it's from beginning to end. This is like running only World 5 of Mario.
>>343710963
9/10 mins ahead of schedule
>>343710963
10/10
Talking and playing with 2 controllers AND beating the game fast is based af
>>343710963
absolutely godly run
4/10
>>343710963
Betrayal/10
>>343710595
>MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>MingLee ACTUAL LEE MingLee
>CRINGE
They should put some of those donations into eliminating the chat cancer.
rip DsDad
>>343710963
9/10. not the most interesting game but it went fast and the guy was good at explaining without being a sperg. would be friends with. (if i had friends)
>>343711013
Fair enough. You're entitled to your interests, just like everyone else.
>>343710963
Better than most of the other ones
8.7/10
This is the best GDQ in years, holy shit. So many fun runs. Hopefully this isn't just Day 1 energy and they actually keep it up throughout.
>>343710963
9/10
>non-cringe commentary
>actual skill
Bretty gud
Do they still do those retarded interviews after the runs? Or not this year?
>>343710963
+no resets
+no stupids donations
-bad jokes
7/10 pretty good
when will someone shoot up this event please just do it already
why is twitch so garbage.... im trying to watch this and it keeps pausing every minute... is there an actually GOOD website with the stream
>>343710825
not really
every game in japan has circle for confirm and x for cancel
>>343710963
7/10.
Got a bit boring, but runner wasn't autistic, actually showed a lot of skill, and got a good time.
>>343711167
yoo reddit
>>343710963
9.9 it was good
>>343711167
t. guy that only started watching GDQs in 2015
>>343711223
are we allowed to report posts like these?
>>343711167
Where you think you are with that optimism mate?
>>343710963
I'd give it a 7, but that's because """""competitive""""" Catherine is more fun to watch. The guy was very knowledgable, didn't fuck up, and lack of awkardness.
>>343710963
garbage game
>>343711204
Yeah, they did one with the Mighty Switch Force runner
>>343711204
They did one after Mighty Switch Force HD.
oh boy new super mario bros speedrun i've never seen this run before
>>343705459
What was the song playing right before the current one?
>>343711223
FBI-senpai!!~~ We have a live one!
>>343711231
your own compurter
livestreamer asshole
>>343710963
9/10
>good game
>run was interesting
>well played, even with two controllers
>player was personable
>>343710963
Solid 8
Not my kind of game, but great commentary and execution.
>didnt read my donation
hold me lads. I made sure it wasnt too apparent but they only screen #savetheanimals or girl donations.
>They're actually having a donation incentive being an Xbone because they know everyone probably already has a psquadruple
>>343711231
stream it with vlc or something
>Mario Kart Double Dash after NSMB 1 and 2
at least it's not another fucking Let's Play of 8
>>343711084
He deserves it for distracting the runners desu
Why are all the good games being run at shit times? Do they really think nobody has a fucking job? I dont want to stay up till 3am to watch the best games
>>343711231
use tardsplaya
>>343711320
Boku no by Pico
>>343710642
O = Seikou/Correct!
X = Batsu/Punishment/"Buup-buuu"
>>343711420
Literally blame Yuropoors.
>>343711374
don't give uyama money you fuck
>>343711419
that poor guy i remember him ;_;
>Sonic Advance Music
If they play Chaos Angel, I'll cum.
Guys.
Please wear clothes that fit you.
>Song name is actually there
THANK FUCKING GOD
Also my boi Werster still banned?
>>343711345
yourowncompurter doesn't work; it's not .com or net
livestreamer asshole is just a fart fetish blog now
>>343711481
I'll blame Americans for having shit tastes and demanding nothing but Nintendo games and Final Fantasy during their prime time hours :^)
>>343711419
they kicked a handicapped guy out, lmao
>>343705459
why was "time" not when he pushed X to finish the fucking stage? wtf?
>>343711564
for fucking life
>>343711564
>not banning thieves from your events
Criminals should stay in their penal colony.
>>343711564
werster is the realest nigger
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>>343711307
How could you have not seen that run? They do it every year, anon.
>>343711279
you're allowed to report this thread, it's advertising
>>343711564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
probably
>>343711528
These people have no /fa/shion
>>343711564
>werster
>not being banned forever
Fuck /v/, i'm leaving for reddit once again
hi
>>343711404
what URL do I put in?
can i get a list of banned words pls thx
>>343711686
Don't come back this time.
>new super mario brothers next
Why the fuck do people speedrun shit like this? Do people just speedrun games no one else cares about because it would be easier to get a WR than a mario game that people actually play?
>>343711686
Love to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
MARIOHYPE
>>343711528
>Sagging your pants
Do people understand where this trend comes from?
>>343711686
But this is reddit
SHUT IT DOWN
>>343711738
HE SHOWED HIS PC SCREEN TO THE CAMERA PLEASE REMOVE HIM FROM THE EVENT LIKE WHAT THEY DID WITH THE DUDE WHO SHOWED HIS PANDORA OFF TO THE CAMERA
>>343711738
www.google.com
>>343711746
fucken destroied
>>343711651
right in front of trihex rofl
>>343711761
>Do people just speedrun games no one else cares about
Millions of old people played and loved NSMB
>>343711761
People speedrun games they like.
It's okay, you don't have to like it just because they do.
>>343711870
>trihex
>black
pick one
Any point in sticking around until THUG? Schedule looks shit until then, and I'm running on four hours of sleep.
>>343711597
why are you still a virgin.
>>343711761
yeah, like i think there's one guy who speedruns lost odyssey, a game that takes 7 hours if you're lucky
>>343711786
People putting dix in their butt in prison?
>>343711419
Fucking christ GDQ are monsters
>>343711936
shockingly i am not
although it's been a pretty long time
>>343711918
he says nigga on his stream daily and doesn't get shit for it. He's black
>>343711260
>>343711278
>>343711379
Where were you when /v/ was blown the fuck out by a person that was happy
If you enjoy these games you are everything wrong with neo-/v/
>>343711946
Theres a lot of people who speedrun FF games though and those take about as long. That said LO is obviously less popular, but slowruns of 7-8 hours are nothing new
>>343711651
Grant gets to cast doto again and he said niggers. Also made holocaust jokes.
>>343711815
>>343711850
I looked up how to, but it won't work. What url? The twitch one?
Holy fuck why do all mario ds games look dogshit awful
>>343712063
I dont enjoy games at all anymore
>>343711946
>>343711761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsZELoI33T4
you didn't see nothing yet
AMERICA!!!
>new super mario bros is 10 years old
>it's a little bit slower but we're just going to have some fun tnight
STOP LETTING THESE LETS PLAYERS IN HOLY SHIT
HE GOT DUBS
>>343711991
>then they let a guy in a literal furry suit stay
Why does luigi look like a European?
>>343712025
>Where were you when /v/ was blown the fuck out by a person who was 100% objectively factually definitely literally wrong
Ok
MERRICA
>>343712025
*euphoric
>>343711420
there's actually a few non-Mario, non-Zelda, non-Indie-shill games on during america prime time hours this time, i'm surprised by the schedule desu
>>343711761
>>343711761
NSMB's a decent speed game. At least it aint something stupid like Mario is Missing.
>>343712123
240pDS
I find MURICA and U S A offensice and have reported the stream to the local SJW police.
Hope they stamp this intolerant bullshit out next GDQ
these fucking stupid powerups ruined the mario series.
this is literally a baby game
>>343712191
DS guy next to him is like "kill me please!"
what's that scene board icon on twitch?
>>343712250
Why do they always cater to shitty europeans though, the audience is mostly american, the viewers are mostly american, fuck europeans
>>343711979
>Having a choice of whether the dix go in
>going slow on purpose
Thanks, Americans.
>>343712014
He's the Charles Barkley of speedrunning
why was he using his hands for the second controller on catherine? Used to play games with my feet all the time, sounds like you'd have better control that way since he kept slipping up inputs
>for the sake of marathon safety I wont do any thing fun and interesting
why the fuck is this allowed
wtf
>walljumps in a mario game
>>343712191
IIRC, he helped make the event possible, so he was given special treatment.
>>343712191
dont fursecute
>>343712331
That's DS dad. He's just there to play and enjoy vidya
>>343712434
He just got the fireworks on purpose faggot
>>343712448
Fuck him.
>>343712427
I think the inputs were slipped up due to input lag actually
>>343712191
>Yeah that tablet with FrankerZ can't happen you need leave
>Unless you wanna dress up as a dog that's cool
What is their basis for making people leave
>>343712497
gladly
>>343712119
you incompetent fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/DatGuyLirik/comments/35euxi/ezmode_watch_twitch_trough_vlc_best/
>>343712610
Please leave.
>>343712531
Don't ask me. I just shitpost.
>>343712610
just link fucking livestreamer its not hard at all to use and the site has documentation
also
>vlc
I wish that meme would die already
>Going from a good run like Catherine to this fucking snoozebest
Good night, lads. We're done. No good games for a long time now.
>>343712820
Word. I'm out until Sparker
New thread time
>>343712963
>>343712963
>>343712963
>>343712963
>Donation
Ok... That´s normal.
>Ends with JOHN CENA
DOOO DOO DOO DOOOO
>>343712331
DS Dad also got kicked out.
He showed his pandora off playing spyro to the camera and got asked to leave.
He was in for a run later in the event but then he left.
tl;dr AGDQ guys kicked out a cripple, let a furfag replace him, then kicked out a man playing his pandora and having spyro a game at a gaming charity stream so gamers can play their favorite GAMES
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