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>watching people play video games
>>343695379
>bonus stream was the best part of GDQs
>there hasnt been a bonus stream in a GDQ since 2013
fuck everything
This is why Trump will win
Anime?
>>343696017
>fighting game tournaments now have better views of the crowd compared to the GDQs
Even reddit is starting to catch on that the changes suck
>yfw FroMan blew it for America
That race is finally over.
Thank fucking god.
>spikevegeta making fun of the tech team
that's a bannin'
Spike said the D-slur! Ban him!
spike "seth rogan" vegeta
How was the demonsouls run? I only caught ot the stream now
>>343697548
He looks and sounds more like Superbad-era Jonah Hill.
What the fuck is this on the stream?
>>343697648
It sucked ass, the worst run so far.
>>343697648
It was pretty good.
Valley of Defilement claimed another speedrun.
>people are looking forward to the Catherine run
why?
All these faggots talking sucking each others dick
holy fuck wheres the gameplay
>>343698003
even the silent crowd shots were better than this
>>343698003
10 minutes setup between games
PRODUCTION
VALUES
>>343698131
Back in the day we didn't HAVE set ups, we just played the fucking game. What's different this year?
Wait, is this in MN?
>tfw BLM interrupts it with a protest
Someone should let them know there's a bunch of white male kids playing video games for charity. Seems exactly like the kind of thing they'd want to fuck up.
>>343697981
everyone, point at this faggot
>>343697981
Because Catherine is great and fun to watch? Do your various mental disorders prevent you from enjoying things?
>14 IPs in the thread
>they're already behind pace in donations
Are the GDQs finally dead?
>>343697981
>being gay
>>343698450
Lurkers exist, moron-kun.
>>343698359
>>343698409
Speedrunner here. Good game =/= good speedrun. Catherine is a pretty boring speedgame to watch.
>>343698547
>Speedrunner here
you won't prove it so shut the fuck up forever in advance familia
Why even bother? GDQ hasn't produced any autism worthy stuff in a long while.
>>343698706
Crash 2 shitposter boy wasn't that long ago, anon.
>>343698547
i'm also speedrunner,but better. and you're a liar.
>>343698761
>he singlehandedly triggered more people in the span of an hour than most shitposters do in their lives.
>>343698547
>Speedrunner here
Girl here. Your opinion is invalid.
>>343698547
Bodybuilder here. You're full of shit so just spot me instead of posting your terrible opinions.
>they're doing another mario kart speedrun
what are the odds it's as big of a disaster as the last one?
How is everyone watching SGDQ? I'm going through twitch and for some reason this shit lags my PC.
>>343699534
Hide the chat
>>343699534
that's been the case for months at least.
google livestreamer.
>>343699534
Livestreamer + VLC
Lewdposters are cancer
>>343699534
use Livestreamer;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb4xAKAyYDo
Are Metroid runs usually this boring?
>Open a door by shooting at it
Which runs are you looking forward to!?
>>343699534
livestreamer
much easier to set up than I thought it would be, only took me a couple of minutes
I use mpc-hc and it looks great
AMERICANS STILL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>343699687
Himouto! Umaru-chan PS Vita any%
>>343699690
things that last shorter than a month are here.
i just farted and blood came out.
this annoying fucker cannot fucking pronounce frigate and it's fucking making me pissed off as fuck
>>343699534
Chromecast on my TV. No problems.
>>343699659
Classic metroid runs are generally fun. Everything i have ever seen of prime speed runs has been completely uninteresting.
>>343695379
>unironically sitting there for hours watching other people play games wrong
Why is there an audience for this
>>343699721
you had your /int/ fun now fuck off
Let's get this night rolling, anons
>>343699721
STOP POSTING THIS
>>343699687
This one.
>>343699642
What about cuteposters?
>>343699534
Twitch App on my Xbone
L O L
SO RANDUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
REFRIDGIRATORRRRRRR
>it's july 4th and americucks are watching overweight americans play video games
pottery
>>343699841
Post more
Is our boi Chibi there?
>>343699534
Livestreamer's Twitch GUI, AKA, the reason twitch doesn't make an official app or else these guys would stop making the superior product for free.
>>343699841
You guys are okay
>that roll call
>>343699534
Livestreamer. Twitch is complete bloated ass.
>>343699841
lesbians aren't cute
>>343699910
No.
>>343699854
The joke is not only not funny but it's old and unoriginal
Haikus can be fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
>>343699813
man this is well done did you make it?
im gonna play
I just realized the actual runner isn't even talking. Miles and the Asian guy are doing all the talking. Weird.
>>343699891
It's not July 4th yet here, faggot.
>>343699910
Banned for life
>>343699841
Oh, god. My heart.
>>343699910
He's banned, nigga.
>>343699659
Prime runs are typically awful. They're like 50% just walking OOB
>>343700000
DAMN SON
>RNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Sj0PDV5I
>>343699891
>europoor can't into american timezones
>>343699776
VAH-REEA
>>343700000
nice quints
>>343700000
QUINTS CONFIRM
>>343699662
Fuck yeah this is memerica
>>343700000
Quints confirms banned forever.
>>343699702
Want to guide me on how to do it please?
>>343699891
>overweight
Why does samus have her Fusion suit?
>>343699972
>>343699929
>>343699702
>>343699653
>>343699613
>>343699621
Can confirm.
using livestreamer my shitty laptop is 20 degrees cooler compared to the flash shit
>>343699813
>naming these faggots
I was into it until then. I don't know who the fuck caleb or any other of these losers are
>>343699910
>Chibi
>>343700197
Download the app. Open a command dialogue. Type some shit in.
Any new speedmemes?
>cringe and triggered are banned words
>>343699813
>Blueglass
>>343700281
USA losing is the latest meme
>>343697981
Catherine is such a fun game on its hardest setting. So good I can just ignore the philosophy 101 weebshit.
why is this game always at SGDQ?
the only fucking games that should be staples are
1. Super Metroid
2. Mario 64
3. Ocarina of Time
FUCK
Metroid Prime is my favorite game and i missed the first 18 minutes of the run
did i miss anything important or embarrassing?
>>343700229
you sound like a child
why do you care? someone can enjoy commentary or knowledge of a person on the couch
you might not, but complaining about ecelebs is really retarded, you are more triggered than a tumblrina
>>343700279
What do I write in my command promt?
anybody triggered on twitter or tumblr yet?
>>343700210
You ask nintendo and they let you have it. It was cool.
>>343700364
No, that's been true for awhile.
I like that jump
>>343700279
>using a command line
>>343699898
I don't actually have that much saved of Their Story, I had to go make this just now
>>343699974
That is an__okay__opinion
>>343699934
>>343700070
<3
>>343699813
i don't think i've even heard a greetings from gernmany yet, pretty sure i couldn't keep a buzz even on 100%
>>343700308
>using the word cringe
Literally Red dit.
>>343700431
some cool out of bounds during the first stage but that was really it.
>>343700440
livestreamer twitch [put period here] tv/gamesdonequick best
tfw no new metroid prime game.
>>343700104
If this guy hates speedrunning so much why does he do it
>>343700508
cringe was around a long time before reddit, you memeing faggot
>>343700474
Gotta read it myself then. Thanks for the name anon.
>>343700490
There was one greetings from Germany, but it was a joke from a runner.
>there were threads for this every day for the past 4 months and somehow it fucking sucks as always
why does /v/ always give me false hope?
>>343700264
Shit anon.
I guess your life isn't worth more than a dollar (plus tax) then.
>>343700473
>needing a GUI to open a fucking stream
>>343700197
have vlc installed
google "livestreamer" and download it (windows installer is at the bottom)
go through the install process and open the config (prompts you at the end)
put a line at the end of the config file player="FILEPATH TO VLC" --file-caching=5000
save that shit
open command prompt
type "livestreamer XXXXXX source" without quotes and hit enter. Xs are stream link
press enter and win
>>343700545
>modern nintendo
No point on crying anon
>>343700545
I don't want a prime game.
I want just any good metroid game.
>>343700000
nice
>>343700210
Had to beat Fusion and hook it up to your Gamecube.
>watching speedruns of a game you've never played yourself
>getting HOYP~ over live speedruns where there's no chance of WRs
care to explain? do you get excited over exhibition games in sport, too?
>>343700440
http://docs.livestreamer.io/cli.html#tutorial
>save the animals
>literally what doctors without borders is doing
>>343700308
NASA was better, even if they didn't have a proper internet connection
>no hype
>no good commentary
>autists just mumbling about "muh strats" with no real rhyme or reason
>dead as fuck
>literally nothing but running and rolling around with no context
tell me why metroid deserves the praise?
>Ghetto Jump
BANNED
Who here watching only for monumental chokes?
The Castlevania II run was probably the most fun I've had with SGDQ 2015.
>That FoV
How can you play this without getting sick?
>>343700614
>no tits
>no things
>no hips
>worst outfit
This bitch should stop
>>343700059
>>343700070
why is he banned? didnt do anything wrong
>ghetto jump
B A N N E D
did they save speedrunning yet?
>>343700574
Of course it was. Of course it was...
>renamed ghetto jump
WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST
>>343700632
>he fell for the ironic GDQ hype
I always exaggerate and then watch them while being bored, shitposting here is the fun
>>343700197
if you use chrome get quickstreamer
follow the guide on their website
>>343700474
please continue, the cliffhanger is killing me
>>343700726
Who is this semen spastic ?
>>343700646
It's not a matter of necessity. It's a matter of convenience. I don't just watch GDQ streams.
>>343699910
what's the name of the girl on the left?
>>343700490
The mods are screening those because they won't allow fun anymore
>>343700729
who is this literal goddess
>>343700756
Too triggering.
>>343700440
http://pastebin.com/4Vgzt99M
Save it as a .bat file
ez pz
You can turn echo off too
>>343700650
you don't have to change the config for VLC, it loads vlc by default
>>343700796she's a slut
>Narcissa
Lol
>>343700742
He liked one jump too many.
>>343700787
Chibi is on the right, not the left.
Save the animals or Kill the animals /v/? XD
f-fuck...duke...
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
how they let this nigga into SGDQ? after this? damn...
>>343699813
caleb and caveman aren't on cam nearly often enough to merit being mentioned in this
Why is miles such a fucking dick? He the type of nigga that can't resist the chance to correct someone on some minor detail no one cares about.
>>343700650
thanks this is way better
>>343700854
oh mb, i had it set to mpc-hc for a while and had to change it
>>343700770Go read it son, the building of the relationship is most of the story so far
It's translated so it's being posted on atumblrat the moment, but it translates fine and it's cute as fuck
anyone else bored? i feel like the last sgdq had more people watching.
>>343700819
FUCKING HOW??
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THIS 90S FOX OR SOME SHIT FUCK
I'VE BEEN FINE UNTIL THIS PETTY SHIT MAN I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT THE ADMIN OF THIS
>>343700889
Chibi was right
Beast was left
>>343700726
>that face
>>343700919
Awoo~
>miles sitting there crossed arm
>>343700742
Nigga, he literally cheated on a stream. He used an external program to do a jump and tried to let it slip as something legit. That's wrong as fuck.
>>343700851
Don't do this it makes mustard gas.
Why are you guys watching this?
>>343700984
Liberals have become the Christian Right somehow. It's really weird.
>>343701067
it's either this or play overwatch
have there been any speedfus on stream yet?
>>343701008
Post more awoos
>>343699813
>When you hear blueglass laugh.
He's not there this year sadly.
>building up speed
>>343701030
Mix bleach and ammonia and it makes crystals!
BUT FIRST
>>343700490
Bitch I did 100% for a while earlier today and believe me it will get you. Simply that "great/good cause" one will fuck you up. Add to that "breaking games from childhood", "good luck to all the runners", "redo a trick", "RNG" and "frame perfect" and you literally do not need anything else on the list to get completely smashed.
That literally sounds like The Improbability drive.
>>343701067
I thought I knew.
BUT FIRST
>>343701067
something to watch while i draw porn
half an a press!
BUT FIRST
LMAO2SAMUS
>>343701067
for the memes, of course
>>343701131
the fuck....did they ban him? I refuse to believe he actually had something better to do
>desperately trying to explain how it works
>"we really don't know how this works at all"
come the fuck on
>>343701067
It's either this or killing myself
>>343701140
BUT FIRST
>>343701064
So, real talk time here.
Why is /v/ bald?
>>343701067
im playing games and waiting for new memes
>>343701064
>nobody makes /v/ comics anymore
All we have is console -tans faggotry
>>343701067
A good cop doesn't really know why he does anything, Rabbit.
>>343701212
he donated $250 saying he wished he could've made it
HAHA LOVING THOSE MARIO 64 MEMES THANKS
>>343701067
This is the perfect way to procrastinate.
>>343700867
Prove it
hahah inside jokes :)
good commentary hehe
>>343700964
i'm getting nothing by searching "tumblr opportunity lesbians", got a link :E
>>343701067
I'm on the shitter. Better than just staring at the wall
>>343701259Cancer
>>343701259
cause its easier to draw him bald than pig-like
>>343701259
Ripped all his hair out in anger.
>>343701067
I'd rather be nostalgic and pretend I have friends right now than be depressed.
>>343701314
Fuck off """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>343701259
A fit of rage burned our hair years ago.
Also use the proper term: Piglike.
>>343700964
Share a link?
>>343701270
life is suffering
>>343700914
That’s fucked up.
>>343701028
why you mad tho? its called games done quick
I dont understand a single god damned word coming out of this kikes mouth
>Literally a door shooting and rolling simulator
Why do people like this game again?
>>343701372
that would imply /v/ ever got chemo
>>343695379
Metroid Prime is boring as fuck and I have never finished it.
>>343701391
I'm your friend anon
>>343701349
Don't you have some money to donate, Germany?
this game is so much better than doom
WHY IS THIS SO BORING
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
>>343701067
because my mother's husband is making me because he says its cool
>>343701445
Why are you still here again?
>>343700851
>>343700712
I need to do something with my config, can someone share their config for this please?
What is it with this Metroid community that shitflings at themselves constantly. They're all good, fuck off.
>>343701067
Because I have a choking fetish.
>>343701445
I don`t know, its fucking ass.
>MAIN SAMUS COMPETITIVELY
>IN SMASH
>>343695379
Im new to GDQ sceen, but who is that guy in the pic? I hear him in so many of the videos
>I main samus competitively
>>343701548
because speed running for charity is serious business
>>343701447
No.
We DON'T fuck our children.
Children like him are for hitting.
>tfw cant poput twitch chat
>>343701270
>>343701420
>last piece of art was for the ball and /vr/ad , /v/ brother
>GHETTO JUMPS
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>343701067
It's just a nice backdrop, something to listen to and half-watch in the background while I play a game or work on something.
Makes for nice waifuposting threads too.
Anyone know if there will be a Melee side tourney??
>>343701587
YSG/Blueglass. He's been around since the start, runs Ecco the Dolphin, is almost always in the crowd, and has a very loud laugh. Fan favorite person even though he almost never directly interacts with anything.
>ghetto jumps
BANNED. AGAIN.
>>343701413yaoi-blcd.tumblr.com/tagged/their%20story/chrono
>>343701447Mario's a nigger
>>343701567_he's cute
>>343701635
>watching on his browser
>they've already forgotten they weren't supposed to call it ghetto jump
>>343700473
>making a GUI
>defeating the purpose
>Nothing impressive happens
>Loud yelling and clapping
STOP THIS
reminder metroid in 3d was a mistake
>>343695379
Is that an edit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_SPuIj5x8
ITT: respond to this with what you said to get banned from chat
>>343701690
>yaoi-blcd.tumblr.com/tagged/their%20story/chrono
BASED
>>343701067
I'm not really, I'm playing on my vita
>>343701681
He's mildly autistic right?
>>343701769
>using much less looking at Twitch chat
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>343701769
TriHard
>>343701727
>I don't know what happened therefore everyone's retarded except me
Please stop posting.
>>343701769
>using twitch chat
>watching this on twitch
>>343701709
>that good end doujin where they're married and she's a nympho
>>343701769
>using twitch chat
>ever
Hello cancer
>>343701769
I got banned during AGDQ 2013 so i dont remember
>>343701671
How is XIV nowdays?
>>343696017
There WERE bonus streams last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyQLepW11es&list=PLTVa5TIAVbwpGXnkblwUdHLxQHWmipF4E
12 HOURS
2
H
O
U
R
S
Popout twitch chat broken for you fags too?
>>343701641
What happened bros, we used to have fun
>>343701807
In the way that everyone who speedruns is, so nothing terminal.
>small streamers trying to viewer snipe GDQ
pathetic
Does it get better?
>>343701836
Oh friend, I wish I lived in your dream world, don't lie to yourself. You do know chapter 4 is coming, right?
>>343701891
Refresh a lot
>>343701769
how fucking underage is /v/ these days holy shit
>>343701690
Viel Dank!
This thread is on par with twitch chat so it's like I'm really there, in twitch chat.
I f*cking love memes
>>343701934
the shit games tomorrow am might be fun
>>343701769
reminder making a new account takes 5 seconds and you dont need a valid email even
also "fuck uyama"
>>343701858
>implying watching this event at all isn't cancer
hello hypocrit
>>343701934
Any run can become golden. All it takes is a single massive failure.
>tfw the wife's newest boytoy is over for the memorial day weekend
>>343701559
What are you trying to change?
>>343702032
I want to impregnate Purblind
So this is what young white men are getting up to these days?
Is speedrunning a form of white genocide?
>>343702039
Wrong holiday you cumguzzler
>this room is worse
>instant fuckup
Fuck these speed runs, where are the lets plays?
wow metroid prime is such a fucking shit game to speedrun
FUCKED UP
>>343701874
If you like Final Fantasy and don't mind WoW-style MMO questing it's pretty good. There's a lot of content to get through so long as you don't rush. Deep dungeon coming soon for an alternative to spamming dungeons/FATEs for leveling subclasses.
>>343702061
nevermind, I got it working, thanks :)
>he fell
RIP run.
>>343702109
>cis white males
I hope it is.
>>343702109
We need some ladies on the couch.
>>343702021
>having comfy autists playing games for 200+ hours as background noise is cancerous
It's beautiful to just keep running while you do literally anything else.
>>343701939
What's the worst that could happen? She loves him, even if she expresses it by raping his mind.
another hour of this shit
>>343702152
>condense a 20 hour game into a 1 hour one by completely fucking breaking it
>shit
>>343701780
>>343701968
Tumblr's alright occasionally.
When's the awful games block?
>>343702158
Thanks anon. I bought the game and expac few months ago but i got so bored of the leveling and quit.
>>343702303
Fuck you metroid is great cucklord
>>343701769
>interacting with the twitch community in any way
I wondered where all the people on /v/ that legitimately do not like video games went, thanks for staying in this containment general for the week guys
>>343702117
>he's starting to make fun of me now
>>343702303
stop complaining
>>343702361
The entire time
>>343702158
>Deep dungeon coming soon for an alternative to spamming dungeons/FATEs for leveling subclasses.
This is completely incorrect though. Levels gained in deep Dungeon are completely separate from the rest of the game.
>>343702361
You're watching it
It lasts a week
>>343702303
what the hell is happening here?
>>343702303
lol that was fucking awesome
is there a full video?
>>343702434
no you cumslut
>>343700197
>>343700473
lol look how bad this site has gotten. you have fags on these board who are intimidated by a fucking terminal. lol.
0-4 I get some booze and watch this garbage stream
5-9 I play video games
>>343702451
>>343702470
every time
>this awkward nasaly sounding gook
>>343701697
She's not my waifu and she looks pretty clean!
>>343702491
STOP IT
>>343702519
you should still get the booze
>>343702519
nobooze4u
>>343702303
wtf is that webm? got more?
>>343702526
You know that you ask in that way to get those precise answers
>>343702519
PRAISE KEK
>>343702573
Good idea. Have fun anons.
>>343702456
They stated in a stream that leveling in deep dungeon does give you experience in the main game, too. Just not as much.
You niggers were right
livestreamer is fucking GOAT
>>343702456
you still get exp for completing it
>>343702641
it only gets recommended every fucking time there's a stream on this website
>>343702370
The Leveling portion is the "lots of content" that people refer to when they talk about the game. The endgame sure as shit does not have a lot of relevant content.
>>343702530
KirbyMastah is an annoying arrogant fuck.
>>343702562
no cumslut
>>343700005
No, I contributed to it, though.
>>343702736
I thought it was just a meme like SSD's
>>343702453
Gross. Can't believe GDQ LLC is now officially supporting furries.
>>343702505
Clicking your mouse twice is more efficient than typing something in a command line, even if you make a batch file for every streamer you want to watch, you still have to browse twitch to find the URLs or find new streamers. The livestreamer GUI completely removes the need to open twitch's website ever again.
How was Tropical Freeze?
has there been a donation from germany about watching with my wifes son and beating cancer
My wife's son's is really upset that they're playing a game with such bad graphics
>>343702820
National Choking Championship.
>>343702303
Is that a guy wearing a deer mask entering at the end?
>>343702303
this is one of those great .webms that raises more questions than it answers
On the one hand, they got rid of all the shitty 2+ hour long LPs that they had at AGDQ, but on the other hand, the 4 palyer MM 100% run was probably the most fun I've ever had watching speedruns.
>>343702809
Boot times on SSDs are fucking amazing and they're cheap enough now to warrant it.
>>343702303
Such a good album. Sorry no one else has enough taste to know what it is.
>>343702809
>ssd
>a meme
Once you have one there's no going back
GHETTO
JUMP
>>343702840
Kill yourself to teach him a lesson, Cuckposter
Man you fucks are annoying
>>343701067
So that I can play >>343699813
>>343702820
Much better than this prime garbage.
>ghetto jump
I'm SHAKING... just... UGH
>>343702964
>>343702912
>muh 3 seconds faster load times
Why are they running nsmb
Those games suck donkey dick.
>>343700214
thats fucking sad. twitch can't be bothered to fix lag and shit but will be quick on doing micotransactions and gimmick streams
How many of Kirby's finger is Uyama going to break for saying all these ghetto jumps.
My wife's son thinks ghetto jump is offensive to niggers
>>343702995
The one saying ghetto isn't white so it's not racist.
Phendrana Drifts has best music
>>343700975
Yes.
This is why I'm playing along with the drinking game
>Edge of Phendrana music
>Ghetto jump
Every time they say it you can hear someone going "oohhh"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM
>>343703040
nigga I have like 1 minute faster boot on windows
I use linux, and it's still like 30 seconds faster
and that's with a shitty sandisk ssd
>>343703131
Ok, ok slow down there what is it you want, this doesn't need to get ugly
why do people dislike kirbymastah?
he is very knowledgeable in the metroid games
>ghetto j-SLOPE JUMP
Glad to see I can watch SGDQ without being triggered this year
>>343703131
STOP
>>343702935
ok so it's 100% pretentious garbage by your douche bag virgin response
>>343702303
this is like the scariest thing ive ever seen
>Phendrana Drifts music
>>343702757
>KirbyMastah is an annoying arrogant fuck.
he sounds like it, I just wanna deck him one in the face so he can stfu
>>343702935
I just revere image searched it
>Atmosphere is an American hip hop duo from Minneapolis, Minnesota, consisting of rapper Slug (Sean Daley) and DJ/producer Ant (Anthony Davis).
Sounds like absolute shit, will never listen to
>>343703263
Because his voice makes me want to call him a nerd and take his lunch money.
lol like "slope" jump is any more pc
>>343702878
sauce?
>only 64k raised
>no meme donations allowed
>no fun allowed
This is going to be the beginning of the end for these events unless they bring back the fun atmosphere that the first couple had
>Slope jump
YEAH "SLOPE" IS LESS OFFENSIVE IS IT?
Literally the same as calling it a nigger jump
Why's everyone so angry over the fusion suit?
>>343702303
>>343702935
is this from that new radiohead album?
Isn't slope jump offensive to orientals?
>>343703263
He has an annoying voice and is always talking over other people.
>>343703040
wut. it's like you never used one. go back to floppies.
>>343703426
WHY ANON?!
How does he have the purple suit I dont remember that
>>343703426
DELETE THIS
What's a metroid
>>343703379
>>343703397
What's the story with offensive jumps?
>Chozo Ghost battle music
>>343703383
People dislike Fusion because it's pretty linear compared to Super. The suit is also pretty meh. Mostly just a meme.
>>343703426
Here's a better one you sick fuck
Trump will make speed runs great again.
>>343703470
Fusion suit you dingdong
>>343695379
>Samus has metroid dna on her
wait what.
Did her dad fuck a metroid?
>>343703361
The beginning of the end already happened like 3 years ago when knitler started getting involved. It's already a lost cause.
Did somebody say cringe?
Cringe storytime
>be me
>have family dinner planned at parents'
>dad says he's making great lasagna
>fuck yes, haven't had it in months
>get there
>they started eating without me
>1/6th or 1/7th left of a pan (not that much)
>what the fuck? where'd it all go? there's only 5 of us including me
>fatass cunt of a sister who is "vegetarian" when she feels like it decided to eat our food last minute when she has her own shit
>other sisters (13 and 15) each got themselves a big a portion as mine
I'm 20-fucking-5, I should be eating more than a 13 year old girl. My family is a bunch of animals.
>>343703570
It was infused into her along with the fusion suit. Allowing her to absorb X parasites.
>>343703565
yea but how
>>343703570
Alien reference
>>343703528
The trick name has been called ghetto jump for like over a decade now.
They're now keep correcting themselves and saying slope jump because that's less offensive.
>>343703306
let me spoonfeed you https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/
>>343703389
Yep.
>>343703383
The prime one is shit.
>>343703620
>be me
already cringe
>>343703383
It looks bad.
Man how did these streams stop being comfy
I have good memories of lying in bed late at night and watching these
>>343702736
Is there a way for me to use it for any livestream easily? A lot of legitimate livestream shit for sports has embedded bullshit with ads and shit on the page, I want to be able to resize that shit
>>343703686
>being this new
>>343703620
Just fucking kill yourself literally no one cares about you
>>343703636
You have to stuff a GBA into your gamecube.
It lets you play NES Metroid as well so it's cool as shit.
>>343703715
When it became PC
>>343703620
not on topic you big fagarone
>>343703570
play fusion.
>>343703383
Are you watching this through braille? Fusion suit looks fucking awful.
>>343703361
Much more likely they'll claim the donations dropped because chat is too toxic, then they'll make chat sub only mode.
>>343703715
runs are better at night desu, cant wait for 3am comfy hour
How come they don't go for world records anymore?
>>343703379
Fucking THIS. It's 2016 for crying out loud!
We need an SJGDQ, a version of SGDQ but with a stronger focus on social justice and presenting all the famous female and black speedrunners, it would be just as popular (if not more) this white boy's club!
>>343703361
GDQ died in 2012 anon,
>>343703643
fuck it i thought it was a weird lost video on the internet
thanks anyway
>>343703620
>be me
Every year the crowd seems to be farther away from the couch. what a shame
>>343703797
So are you going to take care of the jew problem?
>>343703797
Why are you so based?
>>343703797
nice try hitler, why aren't you killing these jews?
>>343703797
Hi hitler!
Whats the most effective design for a gas chamber?
>>343703797
Is it time for the reich to rise again?
>>343703797
Fucking loser lmao
>>343703797
Can you come back and get rid of Merkel
>>343703841
it's to keep people like chibi as far away from the couch as possible
>>343703797
hitler, what's your favorite number?
>get back from my shift at the sausage factory
>log into SGDQ stream
>playing shitty nintendo shovelware
>check schedule
>NO good games
>NO good streamers
Ay, chihuahua!!!
>>343703841
Did you have fun?
>>343703841
Soon there will be no crowd.
Then no runner cam.
Then no runner mikes.
Then they'll just air existing runs to ensure no cringe or scheduling issues with only a donation reader.
Justin's really quiet
>>343703797
WHY ARE YOU NOT SAVING GERMANY?
So what will they blame the drop in donations on this year?
>>343703640
It has nothing be do with being "offensive," a lot of runners just hate the name because it doesn't describe the trick at all, its not GDQ staff trying to censor them.
>>343703859
Um can you like not? I didn't say anything about hating anyone of any religious background. All followers of Islam would also be free to come along.
>>343703874
Ugh do you even know how much of a shitlord you are by just using that name? You should just feel bad, that is not okay.
>>343704048
>metroid prime
>shovelware
I want the underage to leave
>>343703797
Race war when?
>no chibi
>no bluegass
>no cosmo
>no big jon
>no mitch
>no dram
>no grand poo bear
>no yellowkillerbee
>no trihex
>no puncay
why are we watching again?
welp already permabanned from chat lol
>>343704094
Kirby demands to be the primary speaker if he's sitting on your couch. It's one of his conditions for him to carry you to speedrun fame.
>>343700214
Laptop from 2007 couldn't even handle the stream without giving me fractions of fps, and it ended up overheating too.
Installed livestream and I'm watching it in the best quality available, this shit is magic.
>>343704203
lol whatd u say?
this game looks like shit, why do nintendoyearolds like it?
>>343704203
make a new account, takes like 30 seconds
dont even need a legit email, make it up
>>343704194
Trihex/Cosmo/Puncay/Chibi don't even speedrun.
>>343704203
same brother. just posted some nazi symbols for minor keks
>>343704194
>muh ecelebs
I thought it was about videogames or something
>>343704194
>No big jon
You're fuckin with me right?
Why not?
>>343704194
why? what happened
>>343703743
>you had to buy a gba, a full retail cartridge, a gba-gc connector cable and beat the game to unlock disk-locked features in a game
How did nobody raise a ruckus over this back then? If they did this today /v/ would skin them alive.
>>343704203
>>343704248
haha lol
lol
You remind me of my wife's teenage daughter
>>343704203
must of said something really stupid, look how fast chat goes.
>>343704338
got perma-banned for being big and black.
>>343704194
>deadnaming
Delete this
>>343704048
>Metroid Prime
>shovelware
The youngins are just too much at this point
>>343704351
Nintendo ok etc
>>343704248
called chat a bunch of autists for calling cringe on shit that wasn't even close to cringe lmao
>>343704279
lol yeah did that almost immediately afterwards
CHOKETIME
>>343704194
Isn't Mitch on the Mario Maker race?
>>343703643
>radiohead
yep you're a fucking
what should my new twitch name be???????
>>343704351
The bonuses aren't that great. All you get is NES Metroid and the fusion suit, which is horrendously ugly.
>>343704351
Because it's literally a skin and a ROM, you faggot.I beat Fusion before I beat Prime anyway.
>>343695379
still waiting for tolki speedrun
>>343704491
Yeah, bigjon too
>>343704558
Faggot
>>343704351
It's always okay when Nintendo does it.
im glad there are only 20 minutes left until this shit game is over
>>343704305
HAHA. Sick, man. Fucking epic as hell.
>>343704351
You get a suit which looks like ass and a ROM of a 20 year old game
Fuck, no one told me it was Video Autism week. What have I missed so far??
>>343704491
>>343704613
and grandpoobear
>>343704575
That's not the point.
>>343704802
DK Tropical Freeze: US vs Leaf Edition
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU DAD
>2 grand
>Honoring date of fathers death
it gets worse every year!
wow and I thought esports was autistic but this is just something else
>>343704698
you ok?
>>343704613
has jon even beaten p-break yet?
Where do people get money like this to donate 2k?
>>343701769
SP00K TIME TriHard
MSF!?
>>343704880
His dad probably died in an airstrike
>>343704919
Yeah.
>>343704850
I think since it was a relatively new thing and people may have thought it looked interesting they bought into it
>only 65k raised so far
JUST
>>343704802
run of the mill SM Sunshine
an entertaining ALBW run
a lets play of Demon Souls
didn't watch bastion
run of the mill mighty switch force
a pretty entertaining USA vs Canada run of DK: Tropical Freeze. leaf won
and now metroid: boring edition
>>343704930
yank bucks
2k will get you a full tank of petrol, or a 3 course meal
>>343704925
Jon doesn't like difficult courses, he won't even play Boshy.
>>343704973
Where should they be? No idea what a good trajectory is only good end totals
This guys sounds drunk
>>343704850
You could buy Metroid for GBA if it triggers you so much.
>b-b-but not on Gamecube
GBA Player, faggot. Don't even need a GBA.
>b-b-but muh shitty skin everyone hates
Kill yourself.
>>343703797
Sneaky you, putting all the degenerates into one spot so you can exterminate them all at once. That's the Hitler we all know and love!
>>343704964
>>343704964
doesn't stop it from being even scummier than today's dlc practices.
It's like when people thought you needed both Sm4sh versions to get Mewtwo, they went apeshit. The Prime-Fusion thing was almost the same.
Another thing they tried was those e-card things, nobody bought into that shit, but they later brought the e-card-only levels into the virtual console versions of the games that supported them.
>>343705084
...What? I don't think you even read what I said.
>>343705179
nigger
>>343705156
>>343705179
fug me im a nigger
im literally gonna resident sleeper
>>343705179
nigger
>>343704048
Thanks for the stream monster opinion, champ.
>>343705179
N person
who /vape/ here?
is it ok to be black these days?
>>343705204
I'm not defending it. I hated how I never experienced shit like the AC island and the Tingle Tuner
>>343704351
>Buy our two fun games and they can interact with each other!
Nothing was really wrong with the old handheld to console link features imo.
Now releasing a port of a game and then offering link features to unlock "bonus" content is bullshit.
redpill me on the marathon drama this year /v/
Ah, GDQ, the best time of year to hear what all the non-speedrunners have to say about which games are good for speedrunning or not.
>>343705403
you're not using that term correctly faggot
>>343705403
your fat mom gave birth to you
>>343705346
I don't vape friend but I am a vegetarian I thought you'd appreciate being told shit noone cares about and grouping together with others that do likewise to circlejerk.
>>343705179
my man
>>343705346
>mouth fedora
>>343705481
hormonepill me on how to be as successful as narcissawright
>>343705456
Back to /srg/ with you, cretin.
>>343703620
Maybe you should have got there on time you fat fuck.
>>343705368
>>Buy our two fun games and they can interact with each other!
More like ''buy two games, which are on two different systems, just to unlock disk-locked features that could easily be regular unlockables''.
That's scummier than dlc practices today.
why does my mom beat me?
>>343705527
I do care that you are a vegetarian though
>>343705179
Antiquated farming equipment
>>343705578
>buy two games, which are on two different systems, just to unlock disk-locked features that could easily be regular unlockables
Or maybe you buy two games because they're both fun games that you enjoy
>>343705204
You said
">you had to buy a gba, a full retail cartridge, a gba-gc connector cable and beat the game to unlock disk-locked features in a game
How did nobody raise a ruckus over this back then? If they did this today /v/ would skin them alive."
I am saying that you not only don't have to buy all that shit just to play Metroid on the Gamecube, the one thing that is actually impossible to get otherwise is one shitty skin, and that's why nobody cares.
>You needed both Sm4sh version for Mewtwo
No, you needed both to get him for FREE. He was never intended to be exclusive, there was a delay of like a week before you could buy him after the freebies went out, but again, who cares?
>e-card exclusives
THAT I agree with. Absolute load of shit and I was pissed at the time about it as well.
>>343705705
And then you happen to get a shitty unlock that no one cares about
How does one use livestreamer to watch multiple streams?
>>343705578
>Nothing should be exclusive! Everything should always be available to ME
>>343705626i'm not
>>343705705
That's not the point, the point is that you NEEDED both to unlock things that should have been regular unlockables. People give way more shit to way pettier dlc practices today. Again, a similar case happened when people thought you needed both Sm4sh versions to get Mewtwo, people went nuts.
>>343705863
>how entitled you are to want everything that's on the disk you purchase instead of having to buy another console and another game just to unlock everything
You sound like a biodrone.
>>343705734
>I am saying that you not only don't have to buy all that shit just to play Metroid on the Gamecube,
Good thing that was not my point? Way to go.
>No, you needed both to get him for FREE
You have really bad reading comprehension, I said WHEN people THOUGHT.
>>343700720
NASA was better, but not by much. IF they actually organize it next year it could be a lot of nonironic fun.
>>343705863
>everything should be available to everyone
vs
>things should only be available to me
former is right, guess you're a retard
>>343706103
Only dumbasses freaked out over that when it was never confirmed to be exclusive.
If they had done it that way, I'd be pissed though, even if I had both copies.
>metroid prime almost over
finally
>all these wrong pronouns
TRIGGERED
>>343701878
>not even an hour
>not even speedruns
>>343701067
Not really watching it, just have it on for background noise.
There's a chance he might be the first to go over the estimate. He's doing awful against Prime.
>>343706190
>actually believing nothing should be exclusive
hot opinions there Marx
Why do they focus so much on fucking pronouns
>>343706647
Nevermind. He's fine.
That was close though.
>>343706647
Jinxed it anon
>>343706916
Oh well.
>>343696017
The 2014 GDQs had offical bonus streams, I swear AGDQ's even lasted a few days.
>>343706702
please give actual rebuttal.
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