SGDQ THREAD 10
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America is choking edition
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Now: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (1:35:00) Any%
Next: Metroid Prime (1:23:00) Any%
Later: Catherine (0:35:00) Babel - 1 Player, 2 Controllers
memes
please ban niggers from speedrunning
FUCKING NIGGERS
>being canadian
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Reminder to keep anime posting to the appropriate boards
Got some explaining to do burgerfags
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.19_[2016.06.27_19.48.28].png](https://i.imgur.com/84Q4DZD.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 12 [720p].mkv snapshot 14.19 [2016.06.27 19.48.28]")
anime
when will this ride end
SHAFT COMING UP HERE
>Uncle Sam crying salty burger tears
OH CANADA
>tfw the burgers are losing
>>343695262
ANNOUNCER CANT FUCKING READ LMAO
>Let's get a round of applause for moomoo- er- goldfish
KEK LEVELS MAXIMUM
>frame perfect threads
>the city of usa
I was called to work the last 5 hrs. What memes did I miss?
where is YSG
why are all the games shit
What the fuck, America.
It's almost your birthday and you can't even get it up?
Just let Kruncha do the entire run pls
COME ON BLACK
TAKE IT BACK
Assault afros killed the hopes and dreams of 320 million Americans today. Please ban assault afros.
AMERICAN MORE LIKE AMERICANT
What went wrong?
>>343695430
Let's get a round of applause for both the runners!
you losers take this shit way too seriously i gotta say. also weebs kill yourselves
>>343695389
So all of them?
>MooMoo fucking up
I thought SpikeVegeta was bad
A FUCKING LEAF
![[Coalgirls]_selector_spread_WIXOSS_06_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[7F8B0FD1].mkv_snapshot_18.55_[2016.01.08_17.34.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/as8L6zf.jpg "[Coalgirls] selector spread WIXOSS 06 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [7F8B0FD1].mkv snapshot 18.55 [2016.01.08 17.34.18]")
CA NA DA
>>343695438
>the continent of america
>getting your dumb nigger to do the hardest world
WHY
>>343695430
LEL
Who hyped for metroid prime?
>>343695487
black people
USA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>343695468
AMERICHOKE!
>americucks on suicide watch
DAE read /int/? :DDDDDD
>goldfish swagging on usa even
The absolute madman.
>>343695397
I want her to eat me
fucking nigger
>being an americunt
>being a canadian
NIggerhex fucking up the run for team USA
Michael Goldsmith singe handedly carrying Canada.
POST YFW AMERICANS WILL LOSE AND STILL CLAP
>Full boss ahead
>MooMoo blows it all
Is he there because it was his make a wish dream to ruin a speed run?
How!
How can you lose a level wide lead
>>343695582
t. Trudeau
>Canada finishes with their strongest member
RIP Americucks
KRUNCHA IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP PUT HIM BACK IN THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWrlAmT4jyA
>>343695329
>Umpteenth for MOOMOO a traitor to the burger crown
fuck i thought blacks only played fighters
>>343695665
hehe, member
LET'S PLAY A GAME, AMERICANS. YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO RECLAIM THE LEAD.
aw hell yea
6-6 is one of the coolest stages in the game
NOTHING CAN DESTROY HIS ARROGANCE.
>>343695559
Empire of Dust
AMERICANS LITERALLY HELD BACK BY THEIR GUNS, BIBLES AND OBESITY
>>343695741
America is always in the lead
BETTER GET READY TO SUCK THIS CANADIAN DICK
Why are these retards acting like silhouettes are in some way cool or impressive?
1 0 M I N U T E S
1
0
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>>343695813
>held back by dumb choking nigger
fixed
I fucking love David Wise
how did the US fucked up so badly
>>343695807
>having a conversation between multiple threads
I haven't seen choking this hard since Cosmos at the Nintendo World Championship!
>NBA Championships won by Canada: 0
Are Canafucks even trying?
This music is so perfect
I AM CLAPISTANI KING OF KINGS
SEE MY DOMAINS, FOOL, AND DESPAIR
>Nothing else remains, only the sand and rubble
Holy shit this music sounds great
>The only good games are Sparkster, links awakening, castlevania 64/aria of sorrow, freedom planet, super meat boy, silent hill, resident evil 2, dk64, sonic, hexen, deus ex, zelda 2, tetris, daggerfall, fallout, ocarina of time, D2, super merroid, SMRPG
>>343695854
because they can still feel joy
>>343695847
but that's your PM's job
>Everything about this level
god damn why didnt i finish this game?
IF YOU BEAT AMERICA THEY WIN
I have no fucking idea what these commentators are saying
>>343695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtMSyLdk0Q8
It is.
WE'RE CLAIMING THIS VICTORY REGARDLESS
CANADA HAD TO USE AN AMERICAN TO WIN
>Goldfish
literally god mode
27 seconds behind. MooMoo, you blew it all.
>>343696014
t. texan dick
>>343696048
esports is very confusing
>>343695903
>Other thread just got archived
>Reply anyway so they can see the answer to their question
Is there a problem?
>>343695942
>only 19 speedruns worth watching
oh no
>Implying moomoo can handle this fish
Esports is the worst thing
THE WORST THING
I love plarformer speedruns. There's nothing better than frame perfect smooth platforming.
>>343696050
Damn I really need to play these games. I own them but I've barely touched them
>This one of the most terrifying levels
>Finishes level
>This level, this level is a tough one, very terrifying
>Finishes level
>This next level, it's a doozy alright, very tough, very punishing
>Finishes level
>This level is probably one of the toughest in the game
I don't see why the music is put so low, I don't give a shit about the announcers. This goes for any game.
>i-it's still a race g-guys
>>343696220
it's a hard game
>3 am
>Barely hear what they are saying
>Cant set volume higher because they might randomly shout and the tech crew still cant balance the sound for shit
moomoo fucked everything up
I don't even feel like watching anymore
>>343695825
>>343695842
>>343695741
TIME IS UP, THIS LOLI'S FATE IS ON YOUR HANDS AMERICANS.
>>343696048
I'd rather they shut the fuck up it's just noise and confusing.
That one chill as fuck DK song and they are TALKING ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT, we are watching the god damn run.
Let the runners commentate. This shit gets worse every single year.
FISH IS SWIMMING TOO FAST POWERFUL AND AGILE
>3 beers in
>pizza in oven
>comfy as fuck
Even at it's worst SGDQ is comfy
>announcers trying to make goldfish choke
>>343696281
what are headphones
>>343696281
Spend $3 on some headphones faggot
>>343696384
>>343696396
i dont like them
Final stretch, usa2slow.
>>343696360
>drinking beer
Confirmed for never gonna make it.
>>343696281
peasant
>not only did this dumb cock somehow throw away a 2 minute lead
>but he's also going to single handedly put them over estimate
ban he
Post yfw Americans lose and get shot in the streets later that same day
>>343696274
but it' a modern nintendo game
>>343696490
This final boss is pretty tough, could go either way honestly.
>>343696490
cosmo pls
CHOKE ON MY COCK
>>343696490
post moar
>>343696360
So far it's been a lot better than AGDQ '16
>>343696360
>have 48 boxes of candy
>just finished pounding my ass to fruition
>all cleaned up and ready to enjoy
>>343696490
>now this
after the anime faggots finnaly fucked off
>>343696490
Fuck off faggot
>>343696490
STOP
>>343696485
Well then don't complain asshole
This boss took me so long to beat. It looks easy as shit when you're not playing, but the jumping on his head is really precise.
>He's ditching Rambie, watching him burn in the lava!
I fucking hate this announcer
MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO GETTING IN EARLY
Post this years memes.
>>343696490
The time of the rope is coming, friend
>>343696640
My brother and I spent weeks on it.
>>343696635
Why are you so rude anon?
FUCK YOU IRENE I CANT UNDERSTAND THESE NIGGERS
this is fucking shit desu
Woah this music is ballin'
>>343696575
Time traveler spotted.
>Moomoo's not far behind!
>in an event where seconds means everything
bitch please!
![[Coalgirls]_selector_spread_WIXOSS_12_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[D163D84D].mkv_snapshot_23.18_[2016.01.08_17.49.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/qbzIH9l.jpg "[Coalgirls] selector spread WIXOSS 12 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [D163D84D].mkv snapshot 23.18 [2016.01.08 17.49.10]")
CA NA DA
>>343696708
>>343696640
Jesus christ just stop playing video games
BEAT BY A FUCKING LEAF
EAT SHIT AMERIFATS
L E A F
CANADA ON TOP
SUCK IT USA
USA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK OFF LEAFS
>america in charge of winning
WE DONT WIN ANYMORE
VOTE TRUMP
SON OF A WHORE
can these faggots stop talking over each other jesus christ
FUCK YOU MOOMOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SWAAAAAAGGGGG THE PUNCHES
THE MIRACLE ON ICE
BASED LEAF
Congrats from UK, Canada
Moomoo is no american
USA FUCKING REKT
Fuck you canuck pieces of shit. You ruined our birthday.
get rekt
CANADA WINS
I hope you enjoy your new resident Canada because moomoo is getting fucking deported
>burgers right now
Moomoo isn't American anyways.
>CANADA WINS
We had fun, didnt we USA?
But Canada just knows Winter games
>Goldfish
What a man.
BASED CANADA
BLACK PEOPLE
LYNCH MOOMOO
I hope team USA takes moomoo out back and beats him with a crowbar.
Jesus. Blew an entire boss fight lead. Fucking disgusting. Still probably one of the closest races I've ever seen. 30 seconds over an hour and a half.
>Americucks
OOOOOOOOOO CANADA
OHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA WON
EXECUTE TEAM USA, THEY'VE FAILED THE MOTHER LAND ON HER BIRTHDAY
AMERICA LOSES AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC.
AMERICANS OVER THE ESTIMATE
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>USA LUL
Getting beaten by A FUCKING LEAF
SUCK THIS CANADIAN DICK RIGHT NOWWW YOU SUCK IT CLEAN
CANADA USED AN AMERICAN
USA WINS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MooMoo literally fucked up so hard. Why is he here?
>less than 30 seconds under estimate
Congrats to the leaf team though
GGWP USA
i wish there was more races
Hows that moonlanding speedrun going Canada?
export MOOMOO
>>343696718
You have a problem, understandable, you also have a way to relieve that problem, yet you choose not to simply because you don't want to. I mean that's fine but you're only making yourself suffer needlessly, get some nice comfy headphones.
>>343696773
I don't know about weeks, but like that guy said those head jumps are surprisingly tough, especially in Time Trials.
>MOOMOO TRIED AND HANGED FOR TREASON
ameribro here
congrats to all the canada friends in this thread
SUCK IT FUCKING AMERIFATBURGERSCHOOLSHOOTING REDNECKS EAT THIS FUCKING CANADIAN COCK
all of this hugging is pretty gay tbqh
GO CANADA
YOU LOST AS LOCALS BURGERS
AND THE GAME IS AMERICAN
ABSOLUTELY SHAMEFUL
>>343696773
bet you haven't even played the game, as usual on /v/
we should have kept niggers as slaves
LOL Burgers got cucked again. Enjoy getting shot down by cops outside!
>If you beat your enemies, they win. - Canadian PM
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE US
CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>343696880
>Not having Trump as your candidate
>being a leaf
i ain't even canadian
>>343696837
We just had our own birthday!
>Choking
>Going over time
Is USA as a country finished?
GET FUCKING REKT AMERICUNTS
>>343696852
No, momo threw the whole thing. Watching someone throw a huge lead by fucking up 100 times in a row isn't fun
FUCKING TRIHEX WANNABE PIECE OF SHIT!!
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND MAKE SPEEDRUNNERS PAY FOR IT
28 second difference actually pretty close in terms of these races.
MOOMOO FLEEING TO CANADA
What a fun race.
>even choking canada won because based Goldfish
Is there anything America wins at?
Just joined in, the venue looks a lot better this year.
>>343696926
But they hurt my ears and make hair all messy
BUILD
>canada wins on USA's birthday
GAS THE CANUKS NOW
HOW CAN USA EVEN RECOVER
>>343696964
But I'm white.
CANUCKS BTFO
>Canada wins.
Fine, gg..
This game is intense,and so is the race
the commentary made it
I hope the commentary will be just as good in the other races, but i doubt it
The third world war is over and the fucking canucks won
When is MooMoo's funeral? SEEING AS HE CHOKED TO DEATH.
Very good race, 1:30 and still so close in the end. Gooooood stuff.
>>343696974
>be American
>go to the theatre
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go outside
>get shot
>it's a USA fucks up again episode rerun
>Americans can't even win a race on a childrens game on their birthday
Is there a worse country in the world?
>>343696983
Literally nobody cares about Canada Day except Canadians.
>America is 240 years old
>To show support team USA FUCKS IT UP
jesus christ suicide when?
>>343696939
thanks border-bro
this niggas hair like baka
INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL
Canadians are used to navigating shitty, desolate, frozen tundras, it wasn't even fair.
>>343696965
BASED CANADA GIVING US THE VICTORY
>>343697042
>July 3rd
USA's birthday
>>343697042
It's July 3rd dumbass
>>343697025
team canada actually had an american on it and would have lost without him
This dude walks by with his twitch channel on the back of his shirt and stops for the cam. baka desu senpai
>>343697059
SOURCE
Why didn't the US have their best runner last on the hard parts
>>343696964
>all these canucks crawling out of the woodwork
Canadians blowing up USAs spot like grenadians
>>343696983
when was that?
>Metroid Prime
>Being run by someone other than Miles
There is a god.
>>343697025
the star of team canada is from america
Does anyone have that canada picture with the sweater-wearing titty monster and completely half-assed coloring?
>>343697038
Unless you have like dumbo ears there will be some that fit comfortably, if hair is a problem then you could at the very least get some decent earbuds.
Be honest burgers, how mad are you?
That was pretty pathetic to be quite honest family.
>MOOMOO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ON TRIAL FOR TREASON AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
>>343697124
kek
>>343697160
why even let niggers on your team?
its kinda stupid
GGWP(GET GOOD, WHY PLAY) AMERIKEKS
CANADA DRYED !
>>343697087
>Be Leafy
>go to theater
>fuck a dog in the ass
>go to school
>fuck a dog in the ass
>go outside
>let a dog fuck you in the ass
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA NUMBER ONE IN THE CHOKING OLYMPICS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Living in a country with Trudeau as leader
>>343697146
DELETE THIS
>metroid prime coming up
>not miles
DEPORTED
>>343697059
gonna need some sauce, lad. no sad panda link, gimme gehentai or something
>>343695487
jews
>>343697038
No one's gonna see your hair in your basement you fat lard.
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS DS DAD
>the american on team canada didn't throw the race
execute this traitor
i can't handle the bantz, lads.
i might just off myself after this embarrassing loss
I am so excited i made it home in time for the metroid prime run :D
>>343696974
>anti-vaxxer
>anti-net neutrality
>climate change denier except for when it affects him
Unsurprising he was nominated by the more foolish party.
Forgot it was today, did I miss any major cringe?
>>343697368
epic bro XD
>>343697134
>>343697136
EVERY DAY IS AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY YOU COMMIE LEAF FUCKS
REEEEEEEEE
Choking nigger is nowhere is to be seen
So many nu-males in one place lmoa
>caveman has two runs
I know it won't happen again, but I hope it happens again.
>>343697243
>anime girl with an imgur filename
>want to go to corner store to get a snack
>Metroid Prime coming up
Wat do?
Did SGDQ have to hire a street sweeper for Sent?
>damn it
badge revoked
>>343697137
>>343697217
>Canadians have people from America
You don't say
>Metroid Prime
>retro block
Since when is Gamecube retro?
>metroid
>Damn it
BAN SPIKE VEGETA
SGDQ IS A SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be white man
>try your hardest in donkey kong race for the glory of your country
>successfully take a 2 minute lead
>pass off the controller to the black man, fully confident that even he can't fuck up
>"ooga booga bix nood mudufugga we wuz kangz n shieeeet"
>oh no
>ape nigger mashes his controller while screeching and eating a banana, manages to fall into a hole three times
>this can't be happening
>goes over estimate somehow even with the giant lead you gave him, shits in his seat and immediately rushes to a nearby tree to swing from its branches
>all that work
>for nothing
>>343697316
Dont bully anon. It hurts
>metroid prime
>retro
retro as in retro studio r-right?
>American on Canadian team
>moomoo nowhere to be found
g-g-guys??
>>343697447
just go now
>>343697157
>>343697309
google search the image nerds
Wtf is wrong with the twitch chat? It's just a repetition of WITWIXRAID or HOLD THE DOOR or random emoticons! What a waste of bandwidth
>Canada wins
>>343697368
Greetings from Germany 8D
>>343697409
You missed the USA vs Leafland race
The fucking L E A F s won, which I find hilarious coming from the land that spawned both of them
>>343697447
Go, the beginning isnt very interesting to watch
>>343697447
postmates or some other delivery service.
>metroid prime next
NAP TIME
>>343697503
he has to go collect his bribe
>>343697468
I don't see America needing any Canadians to do anything.
>>343697479
Don't look at Prime's release date, friend.
>>343697414
WELL THAT EXPLAINS YOUR OBESITY PROBLEM YOU BIRTHDAY CAKE GOBBLING FAGGOTS
>>343697524
>draw a girl
>put a dick on it
>>343697524
>First result is cartoon network
>be american
>go to mcdonalds
>order a big mac
>choke on it
>ambulance comes to get you
>costs 10,000$ + tip
>turns out being fat isn't healthy and doctor needs to operate on you
>go into massive debt from tipping all the nurses
>finally get released from the hospital
>get shot on your way home
>Americans right now
>>343697243
>fundraising in america
>all this attention
it's free burgerdollars, really
It's a cool shirt, but I'm not sure if it's actually Alucard/Castlevania or if I'm just retarded.
>>343697443
I bet you would know.
>>343697503
It's too late anon. He's about to become Cosmo 2.0.
>>343697494
You like it. And more importantly you deserve it.
>>343697479
Retro Studios block
>>343697645
>land of the free
>>343697702
It's Castlevania, but it's not Alucard.
>>343696797
GET FUCKED AMERIKEK
>metroid prime run
time to play Black ops 3
what's next?
deciding on if I should do some doom mapping
>>343697717
But why
What the fuck is this?
Play more games you fucks
>>343697640
>Be canadian
>need surgery
>put on waiting list
>die waiting
>dog fucks your dead body legally
>>343697702
That's Soma you fucking idiot.
When Metroid Prime start. I'm not interested in watching these stupid niggers talk.
>>343697780
she's pretty cute
post more
>>343697702
It's definitively Castlevania, but that's Soma Cruz, my man.
>>343697702
family ! this is my choice too.
>>343697795
metroid prime
should be decent
>Use Kringe instead of cringe because it's blocked.
>eventually get timed out for 600 seconds for using Kringe
>some fag actually added it to the blacklist
What kind of gay guy does this?
>Metroid Prime
I fucking love the atmosphere of this gameexcept for the Pirate Ghosts fuck them
>>343697767
>>343697849
I've only played SotN and OoE. Guess it's time to play the GBA games.
How can the US ever recover? Not even faking another 10 moon landings will make this less humiliating
Can I get some anime feet images replied to me please. Thank you /v/.check the 3
>>343697865
I want to suck her feminine penis
>>343697780
SOURCE
O
U
R
C
E
>>343697780
>Be a girl
>Have a dick
c-congrats canada, pls don't be mean to us on our birthday
>>343697837
>be american
>be retarded
>vote in trump
>be part of the generation that brings down the first global superpower
Just hope we start gunning down the refugees that try to cross the border
>run is over, better bring in a goy to shill prizes xD
>>343696921
How's the school shootings going burgerfriends?
Remember when memes used to get dropped when reddit et al got a hold of them?
Why doesn't this happen anymore?
>Persona 5 shit
>>343697865
All of you faggot enablers need to kill yourselves immediately
Host: How are you feeling about the race, Spike?
>G̪̺͕ŗ͏͚͚̦̮̤e̟̼̱͚͇͓͍a͏̶̷͉̦ͅt̴̢͎ ̡͓͕͓̘̼́g̸͎̤̱̥͜a̷̵̘͚̟͔̩m̶̰̱̠̠̟̀͠e͡҉̲͚͉̜̝̱͓,͏̪͙ ̴̫̥g̶̥̕͝r̻͟e̛̜͎̦̠̥͇̬̠a̱̰̹̜͉͖͍͡t̵̛̘͉̕ ̴̕҉̟͕̰̩͇̫̞̞r̛̛̬̰͍̣̕a͍̹͕͔̥̤͝c̫̺̱̖̯͚͖͞ͅe̸̗͈͚̩͘͡.̶̨̧̫͇͉̳ ̩̫̖͔́͡͞Y̲̠̮̤̜̻̙̹͍o͇͚̘̖͍͜͡͝u̟͇͖̕ͅ ͈͙̼͖̻̪̰͞k҉̶̰͎n̛̤o̴̡̜̭̻̙w̢̙̼͉͈̘͉͍͠ͅ,̶̦͇͕̼̮͈̹̳̀ ̬͙̟͚̗̠̤͜2̶̯̭͙͢-͝͡҉̫̞͈̪̯3̡͈̤͡͞ ̫͎̻̬͘͜͡i̷͍̩̫ͅs̨͎̀͠ ̷̳͉̜̣ͅa̧̝̠̼̭ ̡̢͍̱̳̮̠̟̰t̀҉͖̤̦̟͍̼ó̡̬̠͉͓͔͕͎͟ͅų̷̞̜̗̘̣̦̱͟ͅg̢͉̲͢h̼̥̗̰͎̺̀ ̢̺̦̪̥͎l̴̪̤͇͍̻̪͜e̢̧͓̯̻̱̪͜v̶̵̲͈͔̖͙͕e̼̯̞̪̤l̵̺͇͍͎̗̭͖ ̸̶̣̼̫͇͚͝b̵̯̳̘̣̦͞u̵̹t҉̩ ̫͕̳I͏̖͇̬̹̳̤̬̙ͅ ̞̠̦͙͇t̰͕͙̗̼̺ḫ̨̱̀͟ị͚̬̘͙͡n̛̮͍̭̻̥ͅͅk̛̮̦̼͓̯̯͚ ̡̝̩̹̙͉͙̞̀͜w͎̞̼̳͜ẹ͚͓̯̺̣͚͇͢͞͡ͅ ̙̱̙̲p̴̢͙͉͍͘ḷ̖̳̯̹̮̥͝e̸̶̥̻͡à̵̵̭̺͉͉̲̪s͚͘e̱̰̖d̝̗̩̬͈̥ ̛̖̠̬͠o͙̙͇̹͟u̠͎̻̱̖r͏̪̟͎͕̦̖ ҉̠̼̝̻̗̥̗̘ḍ̲̪̹̭̠̞a̲͈r̶̬̱̞̻͞k̹̪͢ ̧̹̝̳͈͔̫̭̼l̨̧̼͉͔͔͘o̵̘̣̙̻̤͇̳̕r̮̱͎̦̙̣̜͉͘̕͜d̸̩̝s͍̹͢
>>343697798
Because you're a dirty anime poster and you should be gassed.
Any based runners I should look out for this event?
>>343697998
fuck you bitch
>>343697087
>live in canada
>own land
oh wait no you don't it belongs to the queen of England
>>343697937
>saying cringe
>saying gay
The guy with the forethought to time out people like you.
>Black guy given an amazing lead
>Chokes
>Ultimately causes the loss for the entire team
>>343697498
>>343697479
You're old. Deal with it.
>>343697937
Exactly. What kind of gay guy uses the word "cringe"? I only hear ledditors using it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU
>>343697702
That's totally Soma with his white coat and black shirt.
That shirt is named "Power without dominance", and it emphasises a weapon so it sounds like it's based on the No Souls run of AoS.
I'm waiting for this guy to accidentally ruin one of the prizes, like crease or accidentally rip a poster
>>343698016
>Be Canadian
>Welcome in refugees
>realize God Emperor Trump was right all along
>>343697502
>Bills
I fucking hate casuals
Hey guys, I haven't actually beat Metroid Prime yet, im a little after the Gravity Suit.
Should I watch this or will I be spoiled?
>>343697638
>he thinks boys look like girls
>>343698016
USSR was the first superpower to fall.
>>343698045
lewd
>>343697956
Aria of Sorrow is pretty good. You'll probably enjoy it.
>>343697534
Yeah, a much better use is you asking inane shit
>>343698073
>not having a queen
Look at this unfulfilled piece of shit
>all the americans in this thread resorting to racism
What's the character of the plushie with the blue hat?
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i'm pretty sure the raffles that gdq does for their prizes is actually illegal gambling xd
https://dps.mn.gov/divisions/age/gambling/Pages/faq.aspx
>>343698043
that shit creeped me out too.
>>343698118
Scratch that, it's Dawn of Sorrow that's low% souls.
In any case I totally ordered that shirt along with the Bow Wow Wow one
>>343698182
Post more miku butt instead
>these threads have been overrun by pedophiles posting underage chinese cartoons
>metroid prime
wow so fun
>>343698206
2lewd4u
>>343698182
They arent goign to collect the gravity suit and do a bunch of breaking, so its going to be different from you palying.
>>343698226
Klonoa
>>343698226
It's Klonoa my nigga. Great guy and two great games. Check em out!
>>343698197
>comparing russia to the US
heh
>>343698182
Gee, I wonder.
>>343697263
Beats being shot
>>343698230
Let's see if they can do a Metroid Prime run WITHOUT technical difficulties this year.
>>343698290
first year here, lad?
>>343698159
>muh cuck emperor
lel
why is the room half empty
>>343698290
I know.
>americans lost to Canada
This will never not be funny
>>343698159
>le god emperor maymay
Why would you really vote for him?
>>343697447
just go
get anything cookies and creme
This music that's playing is super spooky.
>Given a two minute lead by your best player
>Die in the same pit three times instead of just taking a safer route after the first time
>lose by half a minute
>>343698375
>metroid prime
why do you think
>almost empty room
>>343698375
because not tetris
>>343698375
It's July 4th weekend, why the fuck would anyone be there
>>343698405
Is being retarded part of the cosplay ?
Oh boy metroid prime, a dark game where you can't see anything going on except some asshole spinning around in circles 95% of the time.
>Run lasts forever
>next run worth watching is 7am tomorrow
>then another big gap of garbage
Who cares.
>>343698365
I don't remember it being this shitty for the previous 3 dgq's
>>343698375
Because no one gives a shit about no life faggots playing an old game fast but not quite fast enough to be in any way relevant
>>343698445
As if beta cucks have anywhere else to be
>>343697702
>tfw buy a shirt for last 3 events
>never wear them in public
>>343698304
dumb frogposter
>>343698475
Would you rather Fire Emblem?
WHY IS THERE SPOOKY MUSIC
STOP IT
NOT COMFY
Whats Metroid Prime?
>>343698336
No, I'm comparing the former USSR to the US.
The USSR was a superpower but dissolved in the 90s.
>>343697491
Wait what the fuck? Were one of the runners black? Cuz I didn't notice at all.
>>343698469
Being retarded is a part of life, anon.
>yfw the last good Metroid game came out 15 years ago
>>343698318
>>343698324
thanks famm, I will
>>343698361
Well Miles isn't playing so it's already an improvement.
>Kirbymastah back on the couch
FUCK!
>>343698482
>implying they're not ghosts
>>343697479
2002 anon.
Think of it this way, in 2008 did you consider Super Metroid retro?
>People clapping for auto-aim
wow
WOW
Why the fuck cant they fix the fucking audio peaking already?
>americans lose
>immediately posts about this gdq being boring start appearing
Fucking sore losers lmao
>>343698495
You weren't here then m8 because this is par for the course in speedrun threads. It was only not this autistic during the first 2 or 3 of these years ago but that was only because there was less people
>the people complaining about pictures being posted they dont like
>not minimizing them and moving on with their life
every
fucking
time
>>343698324
To be honest their Klonoa shirt looks like ass.
Like basic details looking really wrong despite it being stylized
>Fusion Suit
Literally cancer
>>343698405
The character is retarded so yeah
how the fuck did they get metroid prime to run at 60fps on the gamecube?
>kirbymastah and miles on the couch
JUST
What are you lads drinking tonight? Pic related
Any run over an hour should be fucking illegal. Such boring shit.
>Kirbymastah not dead yet
>>343698551
take a lap son
>>343698698
apple juice
>>343698557
he was half black or something
>Canada wins in video games because USA is busy winning IRL
Ok, excuse the newfag on this one but why are people voting to waste time on a speedrun saving fucking aliens
>bombjumping
I wasn't aware 3D Metroid had that.
this game looks fun
Does metroids nose go up his asshole when he turns into that ball ?
>>343698604Anon, you to play the game again.They're Chozo ghosts.
>>343698684
The lost art of optimization.
>>343698698
Vimto.
>>343698698
the salmon is such a strong and admirable fish i wish to have the vigor and determination of such a creature
>>343698775
It's for charity m8, they're not trying to set world records.
>Literally clap for anything
>>343698775
Animals*
It's a tradition
The WR kills them
>>343698648
Lewdposters infesting threads desperate for attention and (you)s
Every fucking time
>still letting Kirbymastah on the couch
>>343698871
>using charity as an excuse for being shit
>>343698686
>knowing the names of people on the couch
>setup
>start browsing other threads to pass the time
>20 minutes pass
>look back
>game is already in progress
i was hoping for a hype metroid run but fuck if they couldn't even generate enough hype to start the run there's no way i'm going to care
>>343698775
Retarded tradition which was never funny
>>343698806
Unless you haven't played it you're an idiot because there is a shit loads of it.
>>343698759
You aren't making sense.
Are you saying the USSR wasn't a superpower?
good lord 3d metroid prime games are shit
>>343697447
I'm back friends, I got chocolate covered jujubes and a couple cans of Arnold Palmer.
Did they say if the dev would join in again this year?
So did I miss anything interesting so far? Just tuned in.
>>343698952
why are you here?
This is a pretty shitty FPS. Why do people like this game again?
>Nintendo in charge of quality control
>>343698698
Bell's Oberon
>>343698605
This is terrifying.
>>343698962
Never funny but it brings in loads of money
About 50k per side last AGDQ
>>343699018
Me!fuck Scotland
>>343698908
>i dont like the content of the post so it should be moderated
my fuckin sides
every year
>>343698981
>not using Clorox
for vvhat pvrpose?
>>343699004
>Announcing you came back like anyone cares about your faggy ass
>>343698698
water master race reporting in
>out of bounds
i love this stuff
>>343699090
It doesn't do a good enough job
>the metroid games are one of my favorite games
>watching the speedruns are a snoozefest
Anyone else? It's as entertaining as watching someone clean a room. Still they are great to play through.
Who /MAGA/ here?
Does anyone actually win the raffle stuff? I've never heard or seen anyone reporting to have won
>>343698698
Water :^)
I'm hungover from yesterday still and it's 7PM.
>>343699018
>tfw investing in the ever dropping price of the GBP
>When they prove Trump right about how muslims are ruining the world and turn it around later i'll be rich
Brexit was the best thing to ever happen to me
>>343698982
>comparing russia to the us
L m f a o
someone post that webm of cosmo in a skirt dancing in front of the camera
>>343698962
Never played it. Only the NES and the GBA ones.
>>343698934
>rescuing the animals affects the integrity of the earlier parts of the run
You're very stupid.
>>343699097
We're all friends in the GDQ thread, meanie!
>>343699067
Great choice, anon
>>343699123
Bullshit. Just microwave it for 2 minutes and it's more effective than any other brand.
>>343699210
Please no
>>343699043
nostalgiafags
>>343699123
plus if you're gonna kill yourself you might as well do it on the cheap. can't beat a dollar. plus if you don't have enough motivation to kill yourself by the time you get to family dollar that'll push you over the edge
>>343699220
fuck off
quit tainting anime with your degeneracy
>6 minutes in and it already feels like hours
anyone else think the same?
think im gonna go do some normie shit. peace
>>343699215
Oh okay sorry I'm tired make sure you have a nice evening and eat a tasty meal
>>343699004
Arnold Palmer is my jam. Good choice.
>>343699194
That's a long ass hangover. I woke up hungover this morning and just kept drinking. I think it's funny that people claim that hair of the dog doesn't cure hangovers, because it totally does. Or at least it takes the edge off
>>343699217
yeah I didn`t read the post you quoted, my bad famala
>>343699043
its made by nintendo on the shitcube.
WitwixMini Witwix Raid WitwixMini
>>343699246
>I work at a dollar store
>>343699206
You're either underaged or uneducated (or both).
>That terrible FOV
>>343699043
it was quite impressive at the time, it did a lot of small things like the lighting would show you the reflection of Samus' face
>>343699220
Aqua is a retard who needs bullying
>>343698952
a couple gdq's ago, miles was running and kirby was commentating but they had a dev from retro studies on skype. the dev was awesome and had tons of little insights but miles and kirby continually cut him off so they could recite their boring, heavily scripted over explanations instead of letting the dev talk. those two spergs will be forever burned into my mind
>>343699087
>Every board should be a porn board. There us no way it would make the site any worse than it allready is.
Im pretty sure all the lewdposting is from about 5 sweaty neckbeards circlejerking in an irc somewhere.
new thread:
>>>/vg/147363858
new thread:
>>>/vg/147363858
new thread:
>>>/vg/147363858
new thread:
>>>/vg/147363858
>>343699381
Why do you bother to respond to bait made with meme pictures?
>>343699360
i am so sorry
>>343699360
family dollar isn't a dollar store
I've worked at a dollar store though and I did want to kill myself
why is it that so many nerds and autists have lisps?
these charisma-less fags are so dull
>weebs thinking they're hot shit criticizing the graphics of a 14 year old game
Pathetic shitters
>>343699420
fuck off
>>343699342
It's cool bro you're alright.
>people who were probably still not eating solid food then this game was released are now shitting on it on /v/
so this is what it's like to grow old
>>343699415
deal with it faggot
stop making it worse by posting about it
kys
>>343699420
>/vg/
heh nice try kid
>>343699420
>VG
Fuck off
>all the haHAA in chat
are people so depressed that they think any amount of fun is cringey
>>343699301
Thank you, my friend. You should take a warm bath to get less tired. I hope you get well.
>>343699257
>January 27th
Fuck, that's my birthday
delete this
>Metroid Prime
hardest speedgame to be good at. anyone saying otherwise doesn't know shit.
>>343699420
>/vg/
You trying to say something anon
>>343699420
>Shilling your general in /v/
drown yourself
>>343699420
>>/trash/
>>343699420
>New thread
>431 posts
>>343699341
Not really a hangover. Just feel like I haven't slept in a week. I'm late 20's though
>>343699472
It's not bait, it is a shitty FPS
I was explaining how it was technically impressive at the time.
>>343699524
>warm bath
>in the summertime
You must be crazy
>>343699515
So does Kraid have four eyes or is his face just that fucked up?
>Kirby and Miles bullied the new runner into silence
>>343699579
I am too. The hangovers have only gotten more brutal the older I've gotten. I'm just now getting into Sunday beer drinking though so that helps a lot.
>>343699420
>/vg/
>'it's lit'
no.
>>343699497
go back to hosting cutthroat kitchen you hack
>>343698698
diet coke
>>343699234
>Microwave Bleach
>Then Microwave food afterwards
Enjoy your Stomach Cancer.
>>343699914
If you're microwaving bleach and drinking it I don't think you have to worry about stomach cancer anon
>>343699360
At least you don't work at Dollar Tree
thanks doc
>>343699043
still better than doom
how on earth are we hitting page 10? did everyone sudoku after the race loss?
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