How do I get past them with only an unbreakable Deku Stick and 1 heart?
Link can't swing unbreakable stick if he doesn't have any left. The game counts it as zero.
Use your shield retard.
>>343650020
My advice is stop being autistic and play the game normally.
Dodge
>>343650212
I don't have a shield dogposter.
>>343650315
Even one of them by themselves are impossible to dodge all three hits from. Let alone two.
>>343650436
Buy a new Deku Shield.
Also, I only managed to get this far by extricating one with a Deku Nut and then using it as a body shield.
>>343650621
I never bought one to begin with. I invested the 40 rupees on a Deku Stick upgrade.
>>343650930
>I never bought one to begin with
How's that possible? You NEED one to enter Deku Tree!
>>343650020
just roll and run
I wish sitting on stumps gave you back hearts in this game like in Skyward Sword.
I've barely been playing 10 minutes and I feel like i'm already in way over my head.
It's too late, enjoy getting the deku nuts.
Saria be with me.
>>343650020
Just run past them?
H-h-here I go!
OH SHEE-it.
It's on now. No turning back.
I don't get it.
Is this leading up to some kind of porn fantasy?
I just dodged one of his nuts. He's gonna fire two more rapid fire next.
WHAT DO I DO!
WHAT DO I DO!?
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?
>>343652160
go west
Ah, shoot. I tried to dodge right again and he popped me.
That's the last time I ever take your advice for anything /v/.
Wait, what's this...?
>>343652684
Rape
Nevermind.
This is going in my best of /v/ folder. Simply epic.
good thread
>>343653351
>>343653430
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
>>343653646
That was sarcasm. Please stop yourself from doing this again in the future.
>>343653646
Thread sucks you sperg.
>>343654050
>>343654172
Maybe if you had been better at coordinating Link's actions, you wouldn't have sucked at Ocarina of Time and I would still be playing.
Eh?
