Oh no! Stannis Baratheon is parked outside your castle with 5000 average men and horses. You haven't had time to prepare.
You may only pick 20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently, to launch a raid on Stannis' camp. Choose wisely.
>>343639759
Last game I played was telltale game of thrones.
This will be depressing as fuck
>>343639759
I BEND THE KNEE
>>343639759
>Oblivion and Luigi's Mansion
>Don't even remember the games I played before that
The Battle Mage Hero of Cyrodiil with a potently enchanted life drain blade leads a squad of ghosts into the enemy camp to steal their hearts. Hope they have a vacuum.
>>343640280
Not really. Roose and Ramsay die in season 6 so Forresters are probably alive and well.
>>343640531
You gonna get flayed.
>Xenoblade Chronicles
I could do it with characters from just this one.
>main seven characters
>Dickson
>Mumkhar
>Gadolt
>Egil
>Zanza
Throw in the MC of Dark Souls 3 and it'll be fine.
stop posting this kind of shit outside of tv you cunts
I'm starting the 4th book
Geralt, Ciri and the Lodge are gonna fuck Stannis' shit up senpai.
Lmo stennis the cuckis
>>343639759
>20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently
I played Star Ocean, the weaponry from that game alone could raze the area.
How is this even remotely a challenge if you've played anyting else than walking simulators?
>>343639759
I'll take the entire cast of Overwatch, except Hanzo.
>>343639759
Shodan
Tommy (prey)
And that's all I need tee bee aych
>>343639759
>Venom Snake
>Plus 19 Diamond Dogs
He would be fucked.
>>343639759
>Doomguy
>Soldier 76
>Trevor Phillips
>Diablo 2 Barbarian
>Luigi
Kazami Yuuji
The Demon Lord of the Round Table
Death
The Arisen
I'm already fine.
>>343639759
>Geralt of Rivia
I don't even need the other 19
he's fucking done
The courier can negociate a solution
>>343639759
Junk rat, NG+ Geralt, Tyrone "Motherfucking" Shepard from Mass Effect series, Lucio, Big Boss, The protagonist from Persona 4. I can't recall anymore as of now, nor have I ever watched Game of Thrones, but I think this guy is donezo.
>Hearts of Iron 4
>The Witcher 3
>SMT: Nocturne
>Dying Light
>Mahjong
I don't even know
>>343639759
>implying anyone can beat Stannis
I think I heard something about Northern Barbarians.
>>343639759
>SFV
I'm pretty sure any of the playable characters could wreck his entire army singlehandedly.
>>343639759
Ozzy Osborn, Travis Touchdown, Henry Cooldown, Destroyman, Shinobu, Smith Syndicate, Slash, Ronnie James Dio, Gabriel Angelos, Tarkus, Liu Kang, and Kun Lan
>>343639759
... I was last playing 2nd SRW OG. each of my 20 men and women are equiped with giant robots... your move Stannis.
>>343639759
jensen, corvo, doomguy, captain titus.
I don´t need more.
>Geralt of Rivia and Ciri
>Ungrim Ironfist, Thorgrim Grudgebearer
>My Super Saiyan Time Patroller and Trunks
>My blood elf mage and draenei shaman
>Putt-Putt and Pep
Don't even need the other ten senpai
Stannis a beta bitch but I would spare based onion knight
>>343643101
I heard something aboutAge of Sigmar
>>343639759
I think my Terraria main will do just fine.
>>343642146
Geralt got stabbed by some farmer boy with a pitchfork.
That being said add Yen, Triss, Keira, and Ciri and you win.
>>343639759
>Dwarf Fortress
I pick 20 bronze colossi.
>>343642146
unless these 5000 men are peasants armed with pitchforks.
>I AM MOUNTIAN GOD
Kholek is all I need
>>343639759
The entire cast of Overwatch. I won't go with them. Let the fuckers fight it out.
>>343639759
>gmod and civ v
Doom guy
If I can pick any character, include 5 hell knights
Adam Jensen
Raiden
Venom Snake/medic
Kaz
Alternatively send Reinhardt in alone.
>>343643497
Burn it.
>>343643636
that´s 1 too many...
>>343643664
>Taking Venom even tho Big Boss is in the Game
Why
>>343642065
That would lead to an amazing fanfic like "tails got trolled"
>>343643863
Big Boss can go to hell.
>>343639759
>MC from EYE, whose pistol can shoot down armored airaft who can make shadow clones, and who can telefrag people at will
>my Beam Spam McMuppet from Xenoverse
>assorted characters from Jojo: Eyes of Heaven
geegee eezee
>>343643863
because he would end up setting a trap for everybody on your side and just watch the world burn from the mountainside
>>343639759
Splinter Cell Blacklist
>Sam and Briggs
Age of Empires 3
>uhh
Shovel Knight
>Shovel Knight
Vanquish
>whatever the protagonist's name is, and a bunch of friendly soldiers
Halo CE
>Master Chief
First time in a long time that morrowind or DMC 4 haven't been in this, giving me an easy win
>>343639759
They're gonna need more men
>>343639759
Triforce Heroes, everyone shares a life meter. I'm doomed.
all of overwatch cast minus symmetra
I think I'm good.
>>343639759
>You may only pick 20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently
Heroes and Villains from Batman Arkham Knight. For this, I'll chose Poison Ivy for the AoE capabilities.
My buff as fuck party from Stranger of Sword City. I think I'm about up to 5000 enemies killed with them too.
My roster of Mechs from Mechwarrior Online. Some light mechs with flamers and machine guns will work through 5000 quick.
Cast from Odin Sphere.
I don't think I even need 20 from any of these.
The Astronaut from Lifeless Planet will be useless.
My crew from Darkest dungeon, shouldn't be too bad because they're used to fighting hordes of fishmen and sanity-destroying monsters
>>343639759
>choose wisely
>played God of War, DBZ Raging Blast 2 (yes people still play that), Serious Sam, Skyrim and Xenoverse
I only need Goku really.
>>343639759
>last five games
>20 good men/woman
I only need two. Pic & Welkin Gunther, they're fucked.
>>343639759
Gig and Revya would be more then enough.
All I really need is bastion to sit on the wall and spam M1, I don't even need the other 19.
>>343639759
Last thing I played was Overwatch so everybody except Symmetra.
>>343639759
>MGS V, Battlefield 4, Titanfall, Roblox and Shadow of the mordor
Well, Big Boss and Ocelot first, then Talion and 17 pilots from Titanfall, I'm safe
Implying I need more than these two.
Also, how the fuck is this game so good yet never talked about? And why isn't Xseed bringing the sequels over? Seriously this game is so good.
Bloodborne hunter, Eileen the Crow, Alfred, frog from Kero Blaster, Welkin and Isara in the Edelweiss, and Doomguy. That's really all I need.
>>343639759
>Hotline Miami 2
I'll take the 5 fans and Pardo (dude can take down a ship full of colombians)
>Luftrausers
The pilot can take down an entire airforce, regular ground soldier will be easy.
>Dark souls 3
Frankly I'll fill the remaining 12 spots with the MCs and bosses.
And I'll leave the last spot for a comfy chair to sit and watch the bloody mayem it's gonna go down.
>>343639759
>mfw stannis btfo so hard
>>343645297
It seems only a few people here bought it. It was talked about shortly after its release but the threads disappeared like a week afterwards.
grimgore ironhide, overwatch characters, ds1 mc, venom snake
>>343645486
Well it's on sale on the PSN right now and people should buy the fuck out of it.
>Arthas
>Uther
>Furion
>Illidan
>Kel'thuzad
>Doomguy
>Karl Franz
>Prince Sigvald the Magnificent
>Archaon
>Papa Nier
>Caim
Fuck, I don't even need 20 men. I mean goddamn I could only take Caim and he'd turn the raid into a wholesale slaughter of Stannis' army.
>subnautica
We'll I don't have high hopes for scuba joe but at least he has a knife and a stasis rifle
>dark souls
My dark knight mc and solaire going to fuck shit up
>dark souls 2
Mc will most likely die in the fight because that game sucks
>castlevania OOE
Shanoa slayer of boners
>castlevania PoR
CHARLOTTE
JOHNATHAN
They'll ruin the ambush completely but chain lightning will make up for it
>>343639759
>last game I played was Fate/Grand Order
Get fucked Stannis
I only need one
>it's a /tv/ thread
>Adam Jensen
>The Doom Marine
>Mr. 47
>Reinhardt
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Reaper
>Pharah
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Strong from Fallout 4
>Cait, also from Fallout 4
>Durance from Pillars of Eternity for morale damage by calling them all Fiery Whores
Do I even need anything else?
Why does shirtless Ramsey gain so much attack bonus.
>>343639759
>Last 5 games; Pokemon Sinking Sapphire, Yggdra Union, Sm4sh, Va-11 hall-a, momodora
>Slowbro used Blizzard
gg no re
>>343646102
Better taste it seems
>>343639759
>Crag Hack
>Tazar
>Sandro
>Solmyr
I don't need anyone else.
>>343640280
I've quit the Telltale Game of Thrones game on Episode 5 because I was tired of how gleefully the game was rubbing on my face the fact that my choices amounted to nothing, even beyond the usual Telltale fare, who at least pretends what you did has any relevance to the plot at large.
The moment the Bolton bastard waltzed into my castle and undid everything I had managed to accomplish over the previous 4 episodes rendering all my actions entirely pointless, I just uninstalled the damn thing and never looked back.
One of the worst things I've played in recent memory, absolutely no doubt about it.
>>343645945
scuba joe can create a gun that freezes/stunt enemies. He will be fine.
>>343639759
Karl Franz
Balthazar Gelt
Ungrim Ironfist
My Necron Tomb Lord from DC
Manfred Von Carnstein
Aaaand Grimgor Ironhide
Don't need any more than that, guess I picked a good week to go on a Warhammer blitz
>>343639759
>Just Cause 2
Rico Rodriguez
>Team Fortress 2
One member of each class.
>Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Rajang, Nargacuga, Rusted Kushala Daora, Lao Shan Lung, Ashen Lao Shan Lung, Chameleos, Teostra, Kirin, White Fatalis, Yama Tsukami
>>343646167
It wasn't the shirt s much as he had the homefield advantage and his good men by his side. he was also against Greyjoys, who are the biggest fuckups in the kingdom.
>>343639759
>sic Doomguy on them
>19 assorted fire-breathing eroge/fightan sluts to staff my new castle
>>343639759
Bowser, Ganondorf, Camilla, Xander, Corrin, Kirby and Stardream
>>343646219
>Doom
>Deus Ex
>Hitman
>Bad taste
Nigga I'll fight you on the street
>>343639759
Dante
Kratos
Commander Shepard
Brianna Wu (strategist)
Lu Bu
>>343646240
>implying they can do anything by themselves
Heroes without armies are dead heroes
>>343639759
>Karl Franz
>Doomguy
>Obligatory high level loli mage pawn
>Lieutenant Riley Vaughan
>King Harlaus
I'll just chill and feast with Harlaus while the others rampage the shit out of the camp.
Then after the assault I'd take the submissive, obedient pawn now glistening with sweat aside andhold her hand
>all these characters that cant sneak
isnt that the point of 20 good men
they sneak and ge tout nobody saw them
>>343647405
If you are strong enough like most of these characters then you don't need to sneak and can just outright kill them instead.
>Overwatch
20 Bastion please.
>>343647641
>>343647405
>Adam tries to sneak
>ends up knoching out everyone
>>343639759
>new little king's story
>>343639759
When is stannis coming back?
Well.....I played world of tanks last...
Do I get to bring the tanks?
>>343639759
I guess I'd choose some kind of Wii dog trainer game. For unspecified reasons...
I've been playing a load of Sengoku Basara, so even one of these four dudes could take out 5,000 average men
Ieyasu Tokugawa
Mitsunari Ishida
Kanbe Kuroda
Date Masamune
Oh and Joe Musashi from Shinobi
>>343639759
Stannis is done for.
20 legendary speardwarf/wrestler/armor user/shield user soldier dwarfs
Come at me fucker
>>343639759
>Stardew Valley
No combatants worth a damn
>GTA 5
Grab the main 3
>LISA
Am I allowed to bring Joy Mutants? Buddy and Brad are coming along too.
>Maplestory
Just take a few players at the 50m damage cap
>Secrets of Grindea
That childhood friend who one shots everything with his axe.
Yeah I think I'll be fine.
>>343648897
>No combatants worth a damn
>not bringing the Not Big Boss that oversees the mine clearing operations along
Whens he coming back?
>Trevor
>Lamarr
>Venom Snake
>Big Boss
>Ocelot
>Quiet
>Kaz on the comms
>Artyom
>Khan the ghost-whispering madman
>Blacksmith from DaS
I can't be arsed to pick 20 but I'll win with this much anyway senpai
>>343649190
Brienne literally said she killed him
>>343639759
>mfw seeing this guy as a shy little autist in Misfits and then seeing his character in GoT
>>343649643
I seriously fucking hate misfits purely for how they handled his character.
>Starts off shy autist
>Develops an unhealthy obsession for his case worker
>Fucking MURDERS HER AND STORES HER BODY IN THE FRIDGE
>But then he's totally chill and learns to act like a normal person~~!
Everything past that season 1 finale was a goddamn trainwreck.
>>343649496
This show has gotten into a really bad habit of killing important people offscreen and it's annoying. Stannis and the Blackfish being two of the more egregious examples.
2k16
>Greg Popovich - The general, camps in the back and explains how to win
>Derrick Rose - The designated non-survivor
>LeBron - The Hercules
>JR Smith - The crazy dude wielding a pipe
>Curry - The sniper camping in the back stealing everyone's kills
>>343649190
JUST
>>343639759
>transformers devastation
i only need one
>>343639759
>Payday 2 and saints row 4
You mean I can have a fully invincible payday gang AND funny valentine with super powers?
>Overwatch
>Free Cities
>Fallout 4
>VA-11 Hall-A
>Insurgency
I think I'm fine
>One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
>The Witcher 3
>Total Warhammer
>CS:GO
>DMC4: SE
So
White Beard, Geralt the Riv, Thorgrim Grudgebearer, A random CT, and Vergil.
I'll be good with that.
>tfw they killed his daughter so they could have a shitty way of making Stannis lose the battle by having half his army abandon
Last 5 games I played... Demon's souls, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, Dark souls 3, Bloodborne.
lets do this!
1.Solaire of Astora
2.Tower Knight
3.Iron Tarkus
4.Big hat logan
5.gehrman
6.Gwyn
7.Ornstein
8.Smough
9.Fume knight
10.Sir Alonne
11.Abyss Watcher(s)
12.Soul of Cinder
13.Seigward of Caterina
14.Seigmeyer of Caterina
15.Eileen the Crow
16.Martyr Logarius
17.Orphan of Kos
18.Lucatiel of Mirrah
19.Nameless King
20.Lady Maria
Rip Stannis Baratheon
>>343639759
How much did HBO fuck up the story for people to not want to bend the knee to the true king?
Did the red bitch cuck him or something.
>>343649876
Yup, Misfits started of really fucking strong, it was amazing.
It went downhill so god damn fast.
Removing Nathan and fucking up half the characters ruined it, though replacing Nathan with Rudy wan't too bad.
Four supports with M249s
Four supports with RPKs
Two sharpshooters and two snipers with FALs
Two D. marksmen and two snipers with M14EBRs
Protagonist of SOMA to scare the shit out of them
Protagonist of Factorio to mechanize our forces
Moon Lord killer from Terraria to bolster defenses
GTAVs Franklin to work as morale officer
>>343651041
He did set his own daughter on fire in full view of his whole army.
That somehow wasn't very good for morale.
>>343651041
That red bitch had him sacrifice his daughter and then left before the battle even began she's a traitor to the one true king of Westeros.
>>343642146
Can literally take Kaer Morhen defense force. Geralt, Vesemir, Lambert, Eskel, Letho, Vernon, Ciri, Yen, Triss, Keira, Zoltan, Ves. Think that's all?
Madara Uchiha
Naruto
Luffy gear forth
Boa hancock
Only really need Boa to wipe out his whole army.
Last 5 games where Naruto uns4,One Piece burning blood,Dangan Rompa,Persona 4 golden,#Fe
>>343639759
>Level 12 Arisen
>Delicious Chocolate pawn
>2 low level pawns
>Pablo the Innkeeper
>All the "good guys" cast of Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 and Razor's Edge
All i really need is Ryu, the rest are just there for canon fodder and eye candy.
>>343639759
I don't need any men, all I need is 20 good lies.
Yeah nah go fuck yourself
>>343652256
kek
>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
just gimme my polyclones
>>343649906
she beheaded him on screen.
>>343639759
Fallout 4. Pretty much all I've played because it's great when your too stoned to see how shitty it is.
Also omega ruby W/fighting type team.
I got this. Furious 10m auto pistol, Instigating lever action rifle, Explosive lever action shotgun, and a Mr handy buzz blade. Full heavy Bot armor n ballistic weaved army fatigues.
Comin in with a Heavy flamer sentry bot, a bioshock big daddy inspired robot wit a drill and grabbing hand, a flying buzzsaw Mr handy with an assaultron laser head, and gatling laser/missle launcher robobrain. Deacon with the Deliverer, strong with a plasma infused minigun, And maccready with an instigating .50 sniper. Preston in a t-shirt and a switchblade.
And as backup: Hawlucha, Pangoro, Mega Blaziken, Chesnaut, Machamp, and Poliwrath.
That's all I need senpai.
>>343639759
Doom guy
Shantae and 5 other slutty pixel women
All the girls from overwatch
I basically just want doom guy to have a harem. He deserves it he works hard.
>>343652665
They showed her swinging her sword then cut to another scene. I mean fuck when Ned got beheaded they only cut away at the last moment, and they showed his severed head later on.
And the show has never shied away from showing people die on screen, so why not show Stannis dying on screen?
>>343652665
Look at the scene again friendo
I only need one.
>>343649347
I see you have excellent taste in vidya.
>>343652882
is he as based as they said?
I almost bought the new Doom yesterday but i got overwach an the end and i don´t know if i did the best call i could do
>>343643662
Based Ghandi will save you.
>>343649906
>he thinks blackfish is actually dead
Laughingjaimes.gif
>>343639759
P3 MC with fully leveled Helel and Messaiah. Don't need anything else.
>Serious Sam
>Doomguy
>implying I need anyone else
>20 (twenty) pawns
I'm a fookin legend
I only need one, Ser Twenty of Good Men
>>343639759
Kyle Katarn
Jan Ors
Like Skywalker
Lando Calrissian
Fez from Fez
DOOM Guy
Duke Nukem
Quake guy
Quake 2 guy
I think I'll be okay, especially if they bring their weaponry
>Doomguy and Gordon Freeman
Alright that should be enou-
>Monster Hunter
So can I fill up the vacant slots with other hunters or what
Xth for Stahniss is the wun
>>343646360
Very poorly designed game
>it's GoT and your choices change the story!!
... Except they don't. It's just an animated film with some quick time events and a poor story.
>>343639759
Well let's see, I have the DOOM Marine from DOOM 2016.
The cast from Street Fighter V, KOF XIII, Overwatch and Chronicles of Mystara could help out, though one Doomguy is enough.
>>343653232
Get it when you can it's pretty fun. I fucking hate metal but I defy you not get pumped by the music.
>roche
>wang
>Herbert moon
>John Marston
>JC Denton in the fresh
>Boone
>Soldier 76
>
>5000
Damn
>>343639759
>20 Dark Angels
FOR THE EMPRAH, THE HEATHEN RED GOD IS HERESY
>>343639759
>20 axedorfs from my latest dorf fort, near half of which are outfitted in full adamantine and all of them being at least proficient in the major combat skills
Praying to Armok for martial trances
>>343653383
>knocking around your big empty castle all alone while Sam and Doom Marine take care of business
>no vidya strumpet or revellers
>not preparing a grand feast for the return of your champions
baka desu senpai
>Gunslinger Hunter with Gjallarhorn
>Enkindled One or whatever the fuck from Dark Souls
>DMC3 Cutscene Dante
>Serious Sam
>Bayonetta(Sm4sh)
>>343652902
I certainly hope they don't pull the major-character-supposedly-died-but-isn't-dead-card again.
Though Jon died on-screen which makes it slightly different, it's still a lame concept to use again
This one and 19 summons
Stannis doesn't stand a chance
All the neps. those 5000 don't have a chance.
Twenty characters from the last five games I played?
>Demon's Souls
>Atelier Sophie
>Planescape Torment
>Trillion: God of Destruction
>Etrian Odyssey IV
I'll just have Trillion and the Lady of Pain please, two will be more than enough.
If anyone wants to play on Nightmare mode, feel free to try to assemble a team of twenty from the last five games you played who you think could beat Trillion and the Lady of Pain. Or even just Trillion.
protip:you can't
>>343639759
>Doom Guy
I don't need the other 19
>>343639759
>last 5 games are M&B:WB, W3, GTA:V, FE7, CKII
Here comes the dream team
1.my m&b character
2.lezalit
3.bunduk
4.nizar
5.geralt
6.ciri
7.roche
8.hjalmar
9.michael
10.trevor
11.franklin
12.lamar
13.best lord
14.lyn
15.florina
16.kent
17.my character
18.my characters son
19.my master at arms
20.my spymaster
>Overwatch
>Subnautica
>Left 4 Dead 2
>Burnout Paradise
>Bloodborne
I'll be fine
>E.Y.E
Give me 20 good culters.
easy
>Fire Emblem 7
Don't need the other games
Hector
Eliwood
Lyn
Kent
Canas
Guy
Heath
Rebecca
Lowen
Pent
Raven
Serra
Nino
Fiora
Farina
Dart
Bartre
Rath
Jaffar
Oswin
There. My 20 good men.
>20 good men
Cyrus and 19 scout trainees.
>>343656189
Everyone except symmetra
Assuming VNs count, just having the cast of Majikoi is more than enough. Otherwise
>Prison architect
>FTL
>Papers Please
>Zero Time Dilemma
>STALKER
Do I get ships from FTL? I'm guessing strelok shooting with 19 prisoners to just run up to them is fine, too.
>>343646005
BAELISH?
>>343656189
thats 21 no cheating cunt
>>343639759
>Last game I played was Dragon Ball Xenoverse
>Game before that was WoW
I choose my player character from either, and they rule that entire planet by the end of the day.
>>343656428
>everyone team fighting the army
>symmetra is just squatting over shitting on the battlefield
>launch a raid on Stannis' camp
>fighting against the rightful king of Westeros
I kill the OP and bend the knee to Stannis.
>>343649190
Next year, confirmed!
source:Grrm said he'd appear in TWoW
>>343657494
>Baratheon
>Rightful King of Jack-Shit
Yeah, the brother of The Usurper has a real solid claim.
>>343657494
Gendry is the rightful king.
Doomguy
Thats all I need really
>>343639759
>doomguy
>my guts build in dragons dogma
>my maxed ranger in fo:nv
Do I need to say more?
>>343657623
>Grrm said he'd appear in TWoW
Yeah and he'll burn his daughter in there too.
>>343639759
Aran (The one from Maplestory, not Samus.)
19 murlocs
Do I win?
>>343657626
>inbred incestspawn thinks they have the right to anything themselves
>>343657626
>Targaryen fag talking shit
Right of conquest nigga. The throne is Baratheon's now
Serious Sam
Ugh Zan III
18 kamikaze
I'm set.
>>343658053
>The throne is Baratheon's now
>game of fags
do people really watch this shit?
>>343645996
Uh oh Stannis has the gimmick sword
>invoker
>pudge
>axe
I guess this is ok.
>>343639759
>FFXIV
>EO4
>Batman Arkham Knight
>some indie game with boats
>Overwatch
Batman alone is probably enough, but I'll take my EO4 party, General Raubahn, Estinien and some random Overwatch heroes
>>343657808
The Manis'd never do that. And even if he did he literally can't do that in the books, he's 3 day from Winterfell, while Shireen is at Castle Black. No way that Shireen will go to Stannis, or Stannis go back. So he either wins Winterfell and burns her for some other reason, or Melli Sanders burns her to revive Jon/Stannis(they think he's dead from the pink letter)
>>343658172
Tell us anon, what do you watch? Let me guess. Le epin berserk XD
>>343658160
>t. showfag
>>343639759
John Stalvern from D44M
Scarecrow from Arkham Knight
18 puppies from IVAN
>>343639759
I only need3.
>>343658319
The burning was GRRM idea anyway.
>>343658446
The books won't ever come, so the show is all we have to continue the story.
>>343639759
20 raptors with power swords, +1 fuel, and healing crystal
>>343658491
Shireen's burning was grrm idead, yes. But he never said that Stannis would burn her.
>people thinking GRRM will finish the book
It's over guys lets pack it up
>wait so long for Roose to die
>gets an easy boring death
I hope the guy who cut off Jaime's hand at least got a bad death.
Fallout 4
Liberty Prime and 5 BoS soldiers with power armor and laser gatling gg
>Last game I played was Dragonball Xenoverse
I pick the 20 weakest playable characters in the game.
>FFXIV
>Doom 2016
>Quake
>Odin Sphere Leifthrasir
>Sunset Overdrive
I don't even care who I bring, Stannis is fucked.
>>343658773
He died in season 4 m8, BranHodor snapped his neck in the most retarded arch.
In the books the guy that ordered the hand to be cut had his hands and foot cut out and then he is killed.
>>343658773
In the books even jaime thinks the punishment was a bit much
In the show he dies being remembered by most characters as a pretty nice guy
>>343659386
Good, filthy peasants should respect their superiors. I am not satisfied though, his entire family lineage should suffer the same punishment. The whole lineage.
>>343639759
I'm going to avoid self-inserts and characters of my own make, I feel like this situation would benefit from having a platoon of actual personalities
SO
>Squad Liberty City
Niko Bellic
Packie McCreary
Little Jacob
>Squad Los Santos
Michael Townley
Franklin Clinton
Lamar Davis
>Squad Serra
Delta Squad (original)
>Lone Wolves (operate individually to sow dissent in the ranks)
BJ Blaskovich
Trevor Phillips
RAAM (with Troika)
That should be more than enough but just in case I've got Hoffman and Anya aiding me inside the castle with deployment and logistics.
>last game I played was DS3
The entire boss lineup from that game alone would be able to decimate any army. Most of them aren't even that powerful and they'd be able to win without breaking a sweat.
>Champ Gundyr shoulder-slamming guys and killing dozens with a single halberd swing
>Vordt just runs over guys
>Crystal Sage hides in the back and shoots magic bullshit
>Abyss Watchers do sick spins and dashes
>Wolnir spooks the enemy
>Old Demon King uses fireballs
>Pontiff Sulyvahn and his clone anally rape the enemy
>Yhorm smashes people by the dozen
>Aldrich eats the bodies and grows stronger
>Dancer kills people with her ass
>Oceiros causes the enemy to have ear-damage from his super-sonic REEs
>Nameless King and his dragon rain lightning from above
>Dragonslayer armor powers through enemy defences
>Lothric and Lorian shake the enemy's resolve with incest
>Soul of Cinder finishes the stragglers
Even the shitty bosses like the Cursed-Rotted Greatwood and the Deacons of the Deep would be an annoyance.
Deus Ex and Monster Hunter. Can I use the monsters or just hunters? Cybernetic Hunters?
>>343658372
Nah i don't watch animu
watching cheers and deadwood atm
>>343639759
>last game I played was SSBM
I'm not sure if this is a fair fight, or even which side it would be fair for. Would make a great Dynasty Warriors ripoff, though.
>game before that was Dragon's Dogma
This, on the other hand, is fucked. Who do I bring, a bunch of pawns? Grigori? Death?
>>343660135
Bring Grigori, Death, and Daimon.
Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons (GOT mod for CK2)
>>343639759
Bring it.
>Mechwarrior 4
>Steel Armor: Blaze of War
>Hind (the old DOS game)
>Mount and Blade: Warband
>Nuclear Throne
We'll be fine
>My stardew valley character, armed with a fuckin space sword and a stack of blueberries for restoration
>Carlos from ZTD, firefighter extraordinaire
>Fire Sorceress, Diablo II
>Skyrim character, Arnord mod
>Geralt, first Witcher game
I think I'm prepared
>>343639759
>Cain from Binding of Isaac who just killed Satan
>G-man (assuming he is under no restrictions)
>Serious Sam
>Geralt of Rivia (wanted to say Gaunter O'dimm but he seemingly only does things to people he had a contract with)
>Tank driver from ArmA3
Going to be a pretty weird fight but if G-man can do his time stopping shit we've already won, and if Serious Sam is as serious as always then he'll have no issues with regular people. As for the tank? As long as it isn't hit with a boulder from a catapult or something like it I don't see them being much threat to it.
A 16 man squad from Planetside 2 mow them all down while Corvo, Rogue Legacy character #200, level 2 Fallout 4 character and an unnamed marine from Insurgency play cards.
>>343660867
>4 Mech Lances
Hell all you probably wouldn't even need Mediums, even a bunch of Bushwackers and Ravens would be overkill.
Rome Total War.
Gonna pick the best strategists and the best agents in the whole of Rome's era and make this the most painful siege that could ever be
Give me 19 Culter Deiand 1 Jian
>1 man isn't good enough to take out the entire army.
>>343661628
>one max level spy
>"I'll give you 20,000 Denariii to fuck off"
>"Okey, dokey!"
>>343661501
>mfw slagging medieval peasants with beam weapons and autocannon fire
>>343639759
>autism the thread
>Doomguy
>Dante (DMC4)
>Ryu Hayabusa
>Geralt
>Frank West
>Zero (Megaman Zero)
Bring it on.
>>343662015
>tfw Leo never took off
>>343639759
>The Hero of Kvatch
>Geralt
>Lionel Messi
that should be enough already
>>343639759
I hope they know how to swim.
Ephraim
Tana
Ross
Amelia
Gerik
My character from Way of the Samurai 3 who can kill infinite soldiers as long as he doesn't fuck up a qte.
Grimgor Ironhide
Karl Franz on Deathwing
Mannfred von Carstein on a zombie dragon (fuck you white walkers you ain't shit)
Kholek Suneater
Arkail
Styx
The Overlord from 2 and fill in the rest with various minions
>>343657626
What made Aegons claim right?
>>343643086
Got killed by a big gal.Show fags only. Sand Sneks gonna fuck dicks, and murder.
>thinly veiled game of thrones thread
>>>/tv/ you cancerous pieces of garbage
>>343639759
Considering I just played Witcher 3 and Warframe that's gonna be piss easy.
My 6 man team from stranger of sword city
My trench from Iron Brigade
and Dark souls 3 filling the remaining spots
I'll be fine
>>343651517
that's not how I remembered HoMM3
All the big fuckers you fight in the dungeon, the Expert practice arena master, and fill the rest with Master level AI's in full plate with halberds.
Come at me, Stannis.
>>343639759
The entire cast of Overwatch.But not McCree.
>>343639759
>RDR
John Marston, Bonnie, Landon Ricketts and a cougar
>Jedi Knight 2
Kyle Katarn, Luke, Jan and Lando
>Bloodborne
The Orphan of Kos, Vicar Amelia, Pappy Gascoine and Maria-chan
>Dead or Alive 5
Mila, Tina, Lisa, Bass
>Universe Sandbox 2
A black hole with the mass of a million suns, VY Canis Majoris, Pluto and Sirius.
>>343639759
the nameless hero from gothic and his buddies milton diego, gorn, lester and xardas.
i dont need anyone else.
>>343658446
bookfags are in for a rude awakening
>>343639759
So I've got the Doom Slayer, my XCOM 2 team, and the entire crew of Payday 2?
Fuck yes. Let's do this.
>>343643662
Just bring that peaceful hebrew with a burning city behind him, and you'll be set.
>>343639759
> Master Chief
I'm good with one. Besides, adding Doomguy would be going a bit overboard.
>>343649190
Never, the writers see him as the figurehead of the far right and can't understand how he could improve the realm without diversity.
>>343639759
>Witcher 3 - Geralt, Triss, Yennifer, Ciri andDandelion
>DD:DA - Arisen, Waifu pawn, Mercedes, Ser Maximillion andPip
>M&B:Warband - 10 Rocuck Archers
Rate mates.
>>343639759
I'd wait until they got into the castle first.
>>343639759
>TW:W
I dont even need 20 men, Kholek, or Archaon, or Mannfred von Carstein on a dragon can solo them all
>>343639759
I don't get all this "20 good men" shitposting
It was a legit strategy
>>343666151
/pol/ please
seek help
>>343643086
One True King.
>>343639759
>stalker soc
>stalker cop
>stalker cs
>apollo justice
>pw:trials and tribs
lets see
19 exoskeleton stalkers, and ema skye
>>343639759
>Doomguy.
>Kratos
>Zeus.
>Geralt of Rivia.
>Jacques de Aldersberg
>Wild Hunt King.
gg ez pz.
>>343657626
>>343657626
>Targaryens unite and claim westeros through conquest
>get conquered
>I-I-IT DOESN'T COUNT!
>Raiden, Sam, Blade Wolf
I don't need the other 4 games or 17 more people. Stannis is about to get fucking destroyed.
>>343660609
My Summer IslanderDanaerys a shit though
>>343668435
Danny could have been such a good character, then she went full Feminist SJW "muh slaves"
Now I just hope she lives long enough to see her little brother steal her dragons.
>>343669089
>wants to free slaves
>full Feminist SJW
How did your retarded autistic down syndrome brain come to that conclusion?
>>343639759
Stalker, Marked one and 19 of duty's best men all equiped with exo suits, top tier artifacts and plenty of ammo.
>>343639759
Ok here goes
>Batman
>Bane
>knights on the nine (all of them)
>Yes Man
>Reznov
>GordonLAZER DANGERFreman
>Super Mario
>Boo
>Big Daddy
>Chess
Game on, assholes
I'll just take my Mythic Raid team I suppose.
>>343667320
>this character is conservative
>SEEK HELP
Well memed, my fanatic liberal friend.
>>343640280
Just pick Ramsay.
>>343670285
No, I'm telling you to seek help because you think that Stanis represents conservative or is a figurehead of the far right and that they killed him because of it.
What's so fucking conservative or far right about Stanis? Nothing that's fucking what
>>343669545
Are you retarded?
She starts with telling the Dothraki they can't pillage and rape, trying to change hundreds of years of their culture.
She throws a tantrum on the Master she buys the Unsullied from because they call her a bitch and cunt not knowing she understand their tongue.
She literally told her little bitch girl Missandei that men are not suited to rule because they only think with their dicks
>Not joining the One true King Stannis Baratheon
Fucking traitors
>>343670580
You are thinking of the iron born, she never told the Dothraki to change their ways.
Why is she to blamed for the actions of an idiot? Guy insulted her straight to her face (like a bad business man) and got punished for it
And seeing how Westeros is a fucking mess because people thought with their dicks she is not entirely wrong.
>Witcher 3
>Overwatch
>DMC4SE
>Dark Souls 3
>I think Dreamfall Chapters?
Honestly, Dante, Virgil and Tracer alone could basically decimate any assembled force from Game of Thrones.
>>343639759
>5000 average men
I only need one game and one man
Dynasty warriors 8
Lu Bu
>>343643662
>gmod
all you need to do is launch a shit ton of props at them and their dead
>>343667793
>>343669749
cheeky breeki comrad
I'll take my party from Legends of Eisenwald
I think it's only 12 guys but it should be fine for a stealthy mission
Guess the two games.
Alexander the Great
Genghis Khan
Napoleon
George Washington
Attila
Montezuma
Harald Bluetooth
Oda Nobunaga
Gustavus Adolphus
Shaka
William the Conqueror
Bohemond
Alp Arslan
Osman
Charlemagne
Alexios Komnenos
Constantine V
Richard the Lionheart
Robert Guiscard
El Cid
>>343670923
Danny walked through a raided camp claiming every woman she could find as her servant to stop them from being raped. Which backfired and got her husband killed when she claimed the Witch as her property.
Punishing the slave master would have been a spear in his heart, she threw a tantrum and had the whole slave market raided and burned.
And most of Westeros's issues didn't come from a guy thinking with their dick, it came from Cersei thinking like a dumb bitch. Imagine if she would have actually reared Geoffery in properly instead of spoiling him. Ned would have been sent to the Wall, Robb would have never rebelled, and the only two rogue lords would have been Renly and Stannis.
Jokes on you.
My last BF4 server had several hackers with aimbots.
>>343670580
Just letting a guy call you a bitch and a cunt in front of your people and their own and not responding in any way is usually a pretty bad idea as a ruler.
>>343639759
>Bastion from Overwatch
>an Anaconda from Elite: Dangerous
>Doomguy
>JC Denton
>Adam Jensen
Even with just one from each, this seems like extreme overkill.
>>343639759
>REmake
Wesker
>RE4
Wesker
>RE5
STARS Wesker
Midnight Wesker
>RER2
Wesker
>UMvC3
Wesker
>>343671808
Not that guy but I still think it's Robert's fault for taking no interest in actually governing
Also there's that one scene where they reveal Cersei just hates him because he cried out that dead grill's name (Lyana or something? been too long) during fuckin', right?
>>343671808
No she only claimed a few as her servants
Ok Don't remember that part but fine, still not Feminism or SJW as you describe it.
Yes it did, imagine if Robert fucked his wife instead of random whores. Imagine if Jaime didn't fuck his sister, hell just imagine if Rhaegar didn't kidnap Lyanna . But they didn't do that, because they were thinking with their dick.
>>343639759
Twenty good men? Oh boy here we fucking go
>Zero Time Dilemma
Carlos. This guy will fucking tell everybody how to win because he can just jump through time. If he pussies out because of morals then Junpei can do it instead
>Witcher 3
Geralt and Ciri can probably fuck a fair bit of shit up throw in some others like Regis and O'Dimm. Solid fighters all around, Just need to hope Geralt doesn't get poked by a pitchfork.
>Street Fighter V
Anybody with a projectile will do
>Overwatch
Reinhardt, Genji, Tracer, Mcree, Reaper, Dva, Mercy pretty much anybody with a gun
>Chrono Trigger
Spam magic and win
>Supreme Commander ACU
Would I really need anyone else?
>>343672734
Please don't spoil anything: Blood & Wine has fucking Regis? Really?
Welp I'm gonna buy the expansions as soon as another sale hits
>>343672719
Robert did fuck Cersei, she just had a witch give her the morning after pill everytime.
It's implying, at least book wise, that Cersei was the one that started the incestuous relationship idea, claiming the Targaryen's did it and no one cared.
Can't argue Rhaegar expect that he thought he had to fulfill the prophesy of the promised child, born of Ice and Fire (Stark and Targaryen)
>>343672130
There is a different between punishment and the tantrum she threw, which led to hundreds, if not thousands of innocents dying across Slaver's Bay.
>>343672447
I won't try to defend Robert, he was shit.
>dmc 4 special edition
i already have too much power
>star ocean 5
>akiba's trip
>neptunia action unleashed
>tales of hearts r
>Infamous second son
Welp. Guess I'm just gonna kill myself
>>343673221
He didn't fuck her enough
Jaime still thought with his dick even if the idea was Cersei's. Because he was the one who gave her the Dick
Yes but the power of the dick made him for fill that prophesy.
>>343639759
Last game I played was Brigador
I no need no 20 men or women, just give me any brigador with any mech, he's fucked either way
>>343639759
>Street Fighter V
>M&B Warband
>Bloodline Champions
>Jedi Academy
>Blood Bowl Legendary Edition
>Ryu
>Alex
>The "Feast Beast" Himself King Harlaus
>Glutton
>Igniter
>Kyle Katarn
>Griff Oberwald
>Deeproot Strongbranch
For the rest I'll just fill in the Swadian Vassals.
>>343648717
>Not saying 40 okay legs
All the Overwatch heroes (minus Zenyatta).
>Bastion and Torb turrets leveling troops
>Lucio grooving through battle healing any and all damage
>any fallen Overwatchers NEVER DIE via Mercy Ult
>Stannis' army goes deaf in the cacophony of DIE DIE DIE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS JAPANESE YELLING ult shouting
>>343655596
desu the only characters that are for sure not dead are the hound n jon.
I'm pissed they didn't discuss Jon's revival a bit more tho.
Maybe have Sansa kinda not believe it all.
The books did this OH ARE THEY DEAD WHOOO shit as well. Arya getting knocked out read like she'd been killed when in reality it was Sandor smacking her with the flat-side of an axe not the full thing.
>>343661703
>Jian
>not mentor
>>343668276
>Implying Raiden wouldn't totes love Stannis's JUSTICE.
>Sam would totes do the same.
>Bladewolf would run off into the hills screaming "FUCKING MISTRAL SHITS"
>>343639759
I'm sure I can find 20 dudes/chicks from Warcraft who will decimate that fag and his fag army.
>"Snake, your objective is to infiltrate the camp and gather all the information you can. You must not be detected! Even if you have the technological advantage you're outnumbered. Use whatever you can find inside the camp to your advantage. As always I'll be providing you support via codec."
Big Medic + Quiet + Ocelot the best 17 guys from Mother base.
REKT
My party of four from Etrian Odyssey
Flynn with his demons from SMT IV
My crew of five from my Tiger 2
My crew of five from my Panther II
My P-47 Thunderbolt with ground attack gear
My Ar234.
Nep, Noire and Blanc go suck me off while I watch the rest battle it out.
>>343676837
>Big Medic
wow thanks for the spoiler asshole
>>343639759
Actually I'm good.
Why do I have to kill Stannis?
He's the mannis
>>343670856
I feel so bad for Stannis, he spent his entire life only doing what he thought was right and just, he probably never had fun.
>>343655596
>I certainly hope they don't pull the major-character-supposedly-died-but-isn't-dead-card again.
If they do it with Stannis, it'd be bullshit.
It's not just Brienne that claims it (and seems to be a bit too adamant and cold about it for her to be lying), it's also the Bolton's who claim they saw his beheaded corpse
>kirby
>yellow kirby
>blue kirby
>red kirby
>white kirby
>green kirby
>brown kirby
>purple kirby
>surely you jestin'
>borb
>tf2 cast
Dunno who stannis is but that sounds near-unbeatable.
>>343677293
All men die.
The Crow of Cainhurst will see to that.
>>343639759
Should I bother watching the newest season? I'd rather wait for the books to come out, but if the season is actually good maybe I'll make an exception
>>343679274
lol no. This season was a mess.
>>343639759
> Red the hunter, assuming that he and his robot take one slot each, two slots are gone.
> Zero, X and Axl from the Megaman X games.
> Soma Cruz and Julius Belmont from Dawn of sorrow.
> Doomguy
Honestly, I think this is enough. Mostly because of the robots, the reincarnation of Dracula, the vampire hunter, and the guy who made hell shit itself.
>>343639759
>xenoverse1
i only need 1 guy
cell
>>343639759
>Doomguy
something tells me i won't need the other 19, i'd love to see a bunch of armor clad knights with fucking swords try and take down a superhuman clad in power armor who probably runs faster than a horse and is armed with an entire arsenal of insanely powerful weapons
>CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STANNIS
>Circe has ordered us to take you down.
>That reward's as good as mine!
>The Lanister's enemy is MY enemy!
>>343639759
Doomguy and 19 good helldivers.
God bless ammo calldowns. And god bless Democracy.
Joshua Graham
Legate Lanius
Vulpes Inculta
Ulysses
Paladins Hardin, Ramos and Sato
Tabitha
Dog/God
The Courier
Boone
and 9 upgraded Dr. House securitrons
>>343679274
Watch it, it was better than season 5. Don't listen to the general opinion on /v/, the faggots on this board tend to be renowned for their shit taste.
>>343639759
I have DOOMGuy, why do I need anyone else? Stannis is clearly consorting with a demon
>>343671567
Age of Empires 2 + exp. pack
Rise of Nations?
>>343653391
> Twenty sorcerers.
> Casting 20 maelstorms.
The universe itself will lag.
>>343680464
>Not the far more humorous high bollide.
Either way, DD sorcerer would be hilarious to watch fight.
>>343639759
I was just playing Dwarf Fort, so I choose my two legendary +5 squads, should be ez
Not much of a character really so they probably don't count.
>>343680190
>Circe
Circe would order you to turn Stannis into a stag.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circe
>>343676051
>Arya getting knocked out read like she'd been killed
Are you retarded?
>>343656785
kek
>>343680420
Nope, Crusader Kings 2 and Civilization 5.
>>343677736
He never had fun. Infact he saw his parents ship crash in rocks right outside the habour. He had to starve in a siege for 2 years when he was 17, he got cucked out of rightful seat and cucked out of his rightful throne.
Stannis had a hard life ;_;
>>343682821
huh it's almost like being a rightful ruler and caring about justice are terrible traits to have in that world
could that possibly be a recurring theme throughout the books? no way
>>343639759
>Alien from alien isolation
>Archaeon the Everchosen
>Kholek Suneater
>My dude with the Chaos dragon
>Big Boss
>Doom guy
Yeah, I'm fuckin set
>>343683318
Stannis at least will go out like a goddamned hero against the White Walkers. (In the books anyway)
>Brother of Robert "Double KEK'd" Baratheon, the Usurper and Renley "My Asshole Smells Like Roses" Baratheon
>Can't manage to take control of even ONE GOD DAMN KINGDOM
>Starving to death outside of Winterfell, no fleet, best adviser no where in sight
>King's Landing probably going to end up the same way it did in the show
>Mereen probably going to end up the same way as it did on the show
Even if Stannis lives, he's going to get femdommed into the grave.
>>343681801
Aw, I wasn't even close...
>12 current day Chinese infantry
>kapkan, blackbeard, thermite, sledge, fuse
>3 rhodok sergeants
Stannis is on the menu, boys.
>>343639759
20 x Phara
gg
>Doomguy
>serious Sam
>Duke Nukem
>Daniel Garner
>Master Chief
>Samus Aran
>Gordan Freeman
>Solid Snake
>Sam Fisher
>Agent 47
>Chosen undead from Dark souls
>Geralt
>Cole Train
>Karl Franz
>Grimgor Ironhide
>Ashen One
>good hunter from bloodborne
>Batman
>John Marston
>Captain Price
They would get fucked up especially with some prep time.
20 uriels from quake 3 arena
>>343684767
>Renley "My Asshole Smells Like Roses" Baratheon
Holy shit my sides
>>343670856
Real talk the way he looks in this scene makes me love the actor, he does the defeated look so damn well. I hope he gets more gigs
>>343686141
God tier actor. He's in that show John adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CbW9GZqqEE
>tfw they got the perfect actor for Stannis and they shit on his character
>>343639759
20 you say?
I last played various Kingdom Hearts games so I pick the 13 darkness people and 7 light people who I then use to forge the X-blade and open the door to Kingdom Hearts and use it to do whatever the fuck it do.
>>343639759
Sam Stone
I don't need anyone else.
>>343639759
Is Mel there, and does she have anyone to burn?
>>343687000
Checked. Praise R'hllor.
>>343645945
>Mc will most likely die in the fight because that game sucks
Sounds like a good ol' case of git gud.
playing the fisrt witcher just started chaper 3 and im broke cant make money help me 4chan
>>343688047
Whore yourself for cash
>>343639759
>Monster Hunter
>Hunters can fall infinite heights with no observable damage
>regularly perform feats of strength that vastly overshadow average humans
>proficiency in over a dozen forms of weaponry, as well as having access to high explosives on many of them like gunlance and bowguns
>Lifepowder can heal all allies in the vicinity, each hunter can carry up to 3, meaning up to 60 massive team-wide heals.
>Potions can erase all observable damage in mere seconds after drinking (and flexing)
20 good Hunters would absolutely obliterate Stannis
>>343688047
That's normal in this game, you're a down on his luck Witcher (they stopped doing that in W3, for some reason)
Just don't go crazy buying stuff, finally being able to craft that meteorite sword should be a huge deal
Though I think you get all the best swords in quests
>>343688107
yes i have talked to the whoew
>>343639759
I'm so glad this little cunt is dead. They played his uninterrupted victory streak for far too long.
How the fuck does anyone tolerate a "noble" house whose banner is literally a man being tortured to death? I get that GRRM wants to write how dark and gritty this time period would have been, but the fact that anyone in a noble house would stand in a room with a Bolton and tolerate them as someone of equal standing is completely ridiculous. The fact that they aren't plagued with peasant uprisings in spite of the "lol we skinned the people who don't like us" is ridiculous.
This is why I can't take GoT seriously, be it books or show. It's 40k levels of stupid grim darkness without any of the Heavy Metal.
>>343688471
Blame the Stark cuck who didn't exterminate the Boltons but exterminated the Greystarks after the Bolton rebellion.
>>343688471
>nobles acting like nobles means the setting is grimdark
fuck off SJW
>>343639759
The last game I played was Armored Core Silent Line.
>>343672425
>6 Wesker's stand before the Baratheon army
>No stealthy shit, they want them to know they are there
>All 6 throw their glasses towards the army
I don't know why, but I want to see this.
KHOLEK SUNEATER, Grimgor Ironhide, Karl Franz, Archaon the Everchosen, Mannfred Von Carstein. That''s 1/4th of my army of WH demigods. With 20 I could take all of Westeros.
>>343639759
Last game I played was Brutal Doom. They're fucked, even if the doomguy can't replenish ammo and fights barehanded. Especially if he fights barehanded actually.
>>343651517
You forgot my nigga ermion the druid.
OP also said 20 men, so you could also bring Olgierd and that cunt pic related
>>343639759
>Witcher 3
>NuDoom
>Wolfenstein: The New Order
I don't remember what I played before that but I only need BJ and Doomguy. Everybody in the Kaer Morhen defense force can mop up.
>>343680190
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA2TfyDkoqg
>>343688761
Fuck you. I know you're a little behind the rest of the class since GoT is your only window into medieval Europe, but nobility was, at least in outward appearance, representative of the most refined and virtuous of humanity. Behind closed doors that was all bullshit, yes, but the reason the nobility had to keep up these appearances, to the unwashed masses and eachother, was because even back then the reality was that tyrants tended to fucking die, of poison, revolt or otherwise.
You plebs with your steady diet of fiction tend to forget, but the military of any given nation was conscripted from within the nation, not professional volunteers like we have today. The average soldier might love to rape and pillage the losing side of a conflict, but they tend not to be into that kind of shit for their own towns and villages.
Also, the whole concept of "The local lord is allowed to bang your wife at your wedding" is complete bullshit, often used as propaganda by one country to slander and defame their enemies.
tl;dr: Nobility doesn't = I CAN RAPE AND TORTURE AND MURDER EVERYONE I WANT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TOWNSFOLK NEENER NEENER NEENER. Tumblr has nothing to do with it.
GRRM is a torture/rape/incest fetishist, not a historian. Get dysentery and shit yourself to death for the greater good of the species, please.
>>343688761
>it's another anons-gets-his-history-from-hollywood episode
Get the fuck out of here mate.
The "dark ages" weren't called dark because they were edgy
>DOOM
>Payday 2
>Overwatch
>Ace Combat Zero
>Painkiller
Pixy blows away Stannis' army with V2, Doomguy and Daniel lead an assortment of the Overwatch cast to hunt down survivors, the Payday gang raids King's Landing. Check and mate.
>been going through Human Revolution and the original Deus Ex
>other 3 games are Fire Emblem Path of Radiance, Payday 2, and Monster Hunter Generations demo
Hell, just JC would be enough to take on everyone if he had all his augmentations. Throw in Paul and Adam Jensen and everyone would either be nonlethally taken out or dead.
Include the other 3 games, you basically got those 3 and a bunch of overpowered as fuck soldiers that are known to take on armies that outnumber them several times over.
>>343639759
>Goku
>Reinhart
>Heavy Weapons Guy
>Venom Snake
>Kirby
This is enough.
>>343688471
Rebellions of any sort of lower class slave/peasant were almost nonexistent in history. It's only because of our current relative morality that we even see the leaders of rebellions as freedom fighters rather than delusion fringe activists, as they were seen by everyone during the time.
A rebellion starter during the dark ages/GOT would be looked at by even their contemporaries like a Post-Office/Columbine rage murderer. Deranged and useless.
>>343639759
I only need Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
>>343690287
>Also, the whole concept of "The local lord is allowed to bang your wife at your wedding" is complete bullshit, often used as propaganda by one country to slander and defame their enemies.
This has been done away with in GoT as well, the only mentioned instances are Roose Bolton doing it once and there are rumors of some of the more savage far North tribes doing so. You're right about the general savagery, but you're off base if your impression is that GoT nobles rape women left and right.
>>343639759
>Good Hunter
>Ezio Auditore
>Kratos
>Chosen Undead
>John Marston
The fucker is dead
>>343691121
I'm not even talking about rape, I'm talking about the very up front and over the top portrayal of torture and dismemberment. Thinking about it just in comparison to the other houses is baffling
Starks: We're swift, hardy wolves!
Lannisters: We're proud, fierce lions!
Boltons: We skin people!
Who the fuck invites a Bolton to their wedding?
>>343639759
>Overwatch
Pretty much everyone
Super Castlevania 4, Tales of Xillia 1 and 2, Darksiders 2 and the two little dragon things from Puzzle Bobble.
Basically enough to take the main cast from each. As much as I love him, the Mannis is fucked.
Doom marine,
Sorey the shepard and his seraphim from last tales game,
The robot from the talos principle,
My fav chars from MKX
My bloodborne char.
Will be a piece of cake.
locker ez
> You may only pick 20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently
I can choose 1 from one game, and it would still be enough to murder 5,000 average men.
>>343639759
>Kantai Collection
Yeah I am good. Any composition? Then I will go with:
Kaga
Shoukaku kai2 kou
Zuikaku kai2 kou
Taihou
Hiryuu kai2
Souryuu kai2
Yamato
Musashi
Bismarck
Iowa
Italia
Roma
Kongou
Hiei
Kirishima
Haruna
Nagato
Mutsu
Fusou kai2
Yamashiro kai2
>>343639759
I'll take all the playable characters from Hotline Miami 1 and 2 except Martin and Evan. That leaves about 6 more, so throw in the mercs from TF2 excluding the sniper, spy, and scout.
>lara croft (classic and legend+anniversary)
>serious sam
>EYE
>monster hunter p3rd with kinda decent gear
>Witcher 3
why pick 20 when the job gets done with the protags alone
>>343639759
Just another day for this guy
>>343639759
Melty Blood, bye Stannis.
