Oh no! Stannis Baratheon is parked outside your castle with 5000 average men and horses. You haven't had time to prepare.
You may only pick 20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently, to launch a raid on Stannis' camp. Choose wisely.
>>343639759
Last game I played was telltale game of thrones.
This will be depressing as fuck
>>343639759
I BEND THE KNEE
>>343639759
>Oblivion and Luigi's Mansion
>Don't even remember the games I played before that
The Battle Mage Hero of Cyrodiil with a potently enchanted life drain blade leads a squad of ghosts into the enemy camp to steal their hearts. Hope they have a vacuum.
>>343640280
Not really. Roose and Ramsay die in season 6 so Forresters are probably alive and well.
>>343640531
You gonna get flayed.
>Xenoblade Chronicles
I could do it with characters from just this one.
>main seven characters
>Dickson
>Mumkhar
>Gadolt
>Egil
>Zanza
Throw in the MC of Dark Souls 3 and it'll be fine.
stop posting this kind of shit outside of tv you cunts
I'm starting the 4th book
Geralt, Ciri and the Lodge are gonna fuck Stannis' shit up senpai.
Lmo stennis the cuckis
>>343639759
>20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently
I played Star Ocean, the weaponry from that game alone could raze the area.
How is this even remotely a challenge if you've played anyting else than walking simulators?
>>343639759
I'll take the entire cast of Overwatch, except Hanzo.
>>343639759
Shodan
Tommy (prey)
And that's all I need tee bee aych
>>343639759
>Venom Snake
>Plus 19 Diamond Dogs
He would be fucked.
>>343639759
>Doomguy
>Soldier 76
>Trevor Phillips
>Diablo 2 Barbarian
>Luigi
Kazami Yuuji
The Demon Lord of the Round Table
Death
The Arisen
I'm already fine.
>>343639759
>Geralt of Rivia
I don't even need the other 19
he's fucking done
The courier can negociate a solution
>>343639759
Junk rat, NG+ Geralt, Tyrone "Motherfucking" Shepard from Mass Effect series, Lucio, Big Boss, The protagonist from Persona 4. I can't recall anymore as of now, nor have I ever watched Game of Thrones, but I think this guy is donezo.
>Hearts of Iron 4
>The Witcher 3
>SMT: Nocturne
>Dying Light
>Mahjong
I don't even know
>>343639759
>implying anyone can beat Stannis
I think I heard something about Northern Barbarians.
>>343639759
>SFV
I'm pretty sure any of the playable characters could wreck his entire army singlehandedly.
>>343639759
Ozzy Osborn, Travis Touchdown, Henry Cooldown, Destroyman, Shinobu, Smith Syndicate, Slash, Ronnie James Dio, Gabriel Angelos, Tarkus, Liu Kang, and Kun Lan
>>343639759
... I was last playing 2nd SRW OG. each of my 20 men and women are equiped with giant robots... your move Stannis.
>>343639759
jensen, corvo, doomguy, captain titus.
I don´t need more.
>Geralt of Rivia and Ciri
>Ungrim Ironfist, Thorgrim Grudgebearer
>My Super Saiyan Time Patroller and Trunks
>My blood elf mage and draenei shaman
>Putt-Putt and Pep
Don't even need the other ten senpai
Stannis a beta bitch but I would spare based onion knight
>>343643101
I heard something aboutAge of Sigmar
>>343639759
I think my Terraria main will do just fine.
>>343642146
Geralt got stabbed by some farmer boy with a pitchfork.
That being said add Yen, Triss, Keira, and Ciri and you win.
>>343639759
>Dwarf Fortress
I pick 20 bronze colossi.
>>343642146
unless these 5000 men are peasants armed with pitchforks.
>I AM MOUNTIAN GOD
Kholek is all I need
>>343639759
The entire cast of Overwatch. I won't go with them. Let the fuckers fight it out.
>>343639759
>gmod and civ v
Doom guy
If I can pick any character, include 5 hell knights
Adam Jensen
Raiden
Venom Snake/medic
Kaz
Alternatively send Reinhardt in alone.
>>343643497
Burn it.
>>343643636
that´s 1 too many...
>>343643664
>Taking Venom even tho Big Boss is in the Game
Why
>>343642065
That would lead to an amazing fanfic like "tails got trolled"
>>343643863
Big Boss can go to hell.
>>343639759
>MC from EYE, whose pistol can shoot down armored airaft who can make shadow clones, and who can telefrag people at will
>my Beam Spam McMuppet from Xenoverse
>assorted characters from Jojo: Eyes of Heaven
geegee eezee
>>343643863
because he would end up setting a trap for everybody on your side and just watch the world burn from the mountainside
>>343639759
Splinter Cell Blacklist
>Sam and Briggs
Age of Empires 3
>uhh
Shovel Knight
>Shovel Knight
Vanquish
>whatever the protagonist's name is, and a bunch of friendly soldiers
Halo CE
>Master Chief
First time in a long time that morrowind or DMC 4 haven't been in this, giving me an easy win
>>343639759
They're gonna need more men
>>343639759
Triforce Heroes, everyone shares a life meter. I'm doomed.
all of overwatch cast minus symmetra
I think I'm good.
>>343639759
>You may only pick 20 good men/women from the last 5 games you've played recently
Heroes and Villains from Batman Arkham Knight. For this, I'll chose Poison Ivy for the AoE capabilities.
My buff as fuck party from Stranger of Sword City. I think I'm about up to 5000 enemies killed with them too.
My roster of Mechs from Mechwarrior Online. Some light mechs with flamers and machine guns will work through 5000 quick.
Cast from Odin Sphere.
I don't think I even need 20 from any of these.
The Astronaut from Lifeless Planet will be useless.
My crew from Darkest dungeon, shouldn't be too bad because they're used to fighting hordes of fishmen and sanity-destroying monsters
>>343639759
>choose wisely
>played God of War, DBZ Raging Blast 2 (yes people still play that), Serious Sam, Skyrim and Xenoverse
I only need Goku really.
>>343639759
>last five games
>20 good men/woman
I only need two. Pic & Welkin Gunther, they're fucked.
>>343639759
Gig and Revya would be more then enough.
All I really need is bastion to sit on the wall and spam M1, I don't even need the other 19.
>>343639759
Last thing I played was Overwatch so everybody except Symmetra.
>>343639759
>MGS V, Battlefield 4, Titanfall, Roblox and Shadow of the mordor
Well, Big Boss and Ocelot first, then Talion and 17 pilots from Titanfall, I'm safe
Implying I need more than these two.
Also, how the fuck is this game so good yet never talked about? And why isn't Xseed bringing the sequels over? Seriously this game is so good.
Bloodborne hunter, Eileen the Crow, Alfred, frog from Kero Blaster, Welkin and Isara in the Edelweiss, and Doomguy. That's really all I need.
>>343639759
>Hotline Miami 2
I'll take the 5 fans and Pardo (dude can take down a ship full of colombians)
>Luftrausers
The pilot can take down an entire airforce, regular ground soldier will be easy.
>Dark souls 3
Frankly I'll fill the remaining 12 spots with the MCs and bosses.
And I'll leave the last spot for a comfy chair to sit and watch the bloody mayem it's gonna go down.
>>343639759
>mfw stannis btfo so hard
>>343645297
It seems only a few people here bought it. It was talked about shortly after its release but the threads disappeared like a week afterwards.
grimgore ironhide, overwatch characters, ds1 mc, venom snake
>>343645486
Well it's on sale on the PSN right now and people should buy the fuck out of it.
>Arthas
>Uther
>Furion
>Illidan
>Kel'thuzad
>Doomguy
>Karl Franz
>Prince Sigvald the Magnificent
>Archaon
>Papa Nier
>Caim
Fuck, I don't even need 20 men. I mean goddamn I could only take Caim and he'd turn the raid into a wholesale slaughter of Stannis' army.
>subnautica
We'll I don't have high hopes for scuba joe but at least he has a knife and a stasis rifle
>dark souls
My dark knight mc and solaire going to fuck shit up
>dark souls 2
Mc will most likely die in the fight because that game sucks
>castlevania OOE
Shanoa slayer of boners
>castlevania PoR
CHARLOTTE
JOHNATHAN
They'll ruin the ambush completely but chain lightning will make up for it
>>343639759
>last game I played was Fate/Grand Order
Get fucked Stannis
I only need one
>it's a /tv/ thread
>Adam Jensen
>The Doom Marine
>Mr. 47
>Reinhardt
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Reaper
>Pharah
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Strong from Fallout 4
>Cait, also from Fallout 4
>Durance from Pillars of Eternity for morale damage by calling them all Fiery Whores
Do I even need anything else?
Why does shirtless Ramsey gain so much attack bonus.
>>343639759
>Last 5 games; Pokemon Sinking Sapphire, Yggdra Union, Sm4sh, Va-11 hall-a, momodora
>Slowbro used Blizzard
gg no re
>>343646102
Better taste it seems
>>343639759
>Crag Hack
>Tazar
>Sandro
>Solmyr
I don't need anyone else.
>>343640280
I've quit the Telltale Game of Thrones game on Episode 5 because I was tired of how gleefully the game was rubbing on my face the fact that my choices amounted to nothing, even beyond the usual Telltale fare, who at least pretends what you did has any relevance to the plot at large.
The moment the Bolton bastard waltzed into my castle and undid everything I had managed to accomplish over the previous 4 episodes rendering all my actions entirely pointless, I just uninstalled the damn thing and never looked back.
One of the worst things I've played in recent memory, absolutely no doubt about it.
>>343645945
scuba joe can create a gun that freezes/stunt enemies. He will be fine.
>>343639759
Karl Franz
Balthazar Gelt
Ungrim Ironfist
My Necron Tomb Lord from DC
Manfred Von Carnstein
Aaaand Grimgor Ironhide
Don't need any more than that, guess I picked a good week to go on a Warhammer blitz
>>343639759
>Just Cause 2
Rico Rodriguez
>Team Fortress 2
One member of each class.
>Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Rajang, Nargacuga, Rusted Kushala Daora, Lao Shan Lung, Ashen Lao Shan Lung, Chameleos, Teostra, Kirin, White Fatalis, Yama Tsukami
>>343646167
It wasn't the shirt s much as he had the homefield advantage and his good men by his side. he was also against Greyjoys, who are the biggest fuckups in the kingdom.
>>343639759
>sic Doomguy on them
>19 assorted fire-breathing eroge/fightan sluts to staff my new castle
>>343639759
Bowser, Ganondorf, Camilla, Xander, Corrin, Kirby and Stardream
>>343646219
>Doom
>Deus Ex
>Hitman
>Bad taste
Nigga I'll fight you on the street
>>343639759
Dante
Kratos
Commander Shepard
Brianna Wu (strategist)
Lu Bu
>>343646240
>implying they can do anything by themselves
Heroes without armies are dead heroes
>>343639759
>Karl Franz
>Doomguy
>Obligatory high level loli mage pawn
>Lieutenant Riley Vaughan
>King Harlaus
I'll just chill and feast with Harlaus while the others rampage the shit out of the camp.
Then after the assault I'd take the submissive, obedient pawn now glistening with sweat aside andhold her hand
>all these characters that cant sneak
isnt that the point of 20 good men
they sneak and ge tout nobody saw them
>>343647405
If you are strong enough like most of these characters then you don't need to sneak and can just outright kill them instead.
>Overwatch
20 Bastion please.
>>343647641
>>343647405
>Adam tries to sneak
>ends up knoching out everyone
>>343639759
>new little king's story
>>343639759
When is stannis coming back?
Well.....I played world of tanks last...
Do I get to bring the tanks?
>>343639759
I guess I'd choose some kind of Wii dog trainer game. For unspecified reasons...
I've been playing a load of Sengoku Basara, so even one of these four dudes could take out 5,000 average men
Ieyasu Tokugawa
Mitsunari Ishida
Kanbe Kuroda
Date Masamune
Oh and Joe Musashi from Shinobi
>>343639759
Stannis is done for.
20 legendary speardwarf/wrestler/armor user/shield user soldier dwarfs
Come at me fucker
>>343639759
>Stardew Valley
No combatants worth a damn
>GTA 5
Grab the main 3
>LISA
Am I allowed to bring Joy Mutants? Buddy and Brad are coming along too.
>Maplestory
Just take a few players at the 50m damage cap
>Secrets of Grindea
That childhood friend who one shots everything with his axe.
Yeah I think I'll be fine.
>>343648897
>No combatants worth a damn
>not bringing the Not Big Boss that oversees the mine clearing operations along
Whens he coming back?
>Trevor
>Lamarr
>Venom Snake
>Big Boss
>Ocelot
>Quiet
>Kaz on the comms
>Artyom
>Khan the ghost-whispering madman
>Blacksmith from DaS
I can't be arsed to pick 20 but I'll win with this much anyway senpai
>>343649190
Brienne literally said she killed him
>>343639759
>mfw seeing this guy as a shy little autist in Misfits and then seeing his character in GoT
>>343649643
I seriously fucking hate misfits purely for how they handled his character.
>Starts off shy autist
>Develops an unhealthy obsession for his case worker
>Fucking MURDERS HER AND STORES HER BODY IN THE FRIDGE
>But then he's totally chill and learns to act like a normal person~~!
Everything past that season 1 finale was a goddamn trainwreck.
>>343649496
This show has gotten into a really bad habit of killing important people offscreen and it's annoying. Stannis and the Blackfish being two of the more egregious examples.
2k16
>Greg Popovich - The general, camps in the back and explains how to win
>Derrick Rose - The designated non-survivor
>LeBron - The Hercules
>JR Smith - The crazy dude wielding a pipe
>Curry - The sniper camping in the back stealing everyone's kills
>>343649190
JUST
>>343639759
>transformers devastation
i only need one
>>343639759
>Payday 2 and saints row 4
You mean I can have a fully invincible payday gang AND funny valentine with super powers?
>Overwatch
>Free Cities
>Fallout 4
>VA-11 Hall-A
>Insurgency
I think I'm fine
>One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
>The Witcher 3
>Total Warhammer
>CS:GO
>DMC4: SE
So
White Beard, Geralt the Riv, Thorgrim Grudgebearer, A random CT, and Vergil.
I'll be good with that.
>tfw they killed his daughter so they could have a shitty way of making Stannis lose the battle by having half his army abandon
Last 5 games I played... Demon's souls, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, Dark souls 3, Bloodborne.
lets do this!
1.Solaire of Astora
2.Tower Knight
3.Iron Tarkus
4.Big hat logan
5.gehrman
6.Gwyn
7.Ornstein
8.Smough
9.Fume knight
10.Sir Alonne
11.Abyss Watcher(s)
12.Soul of Cinder
13.Seigward of Caterina
14.Seigmeyer of Caterina
15.Eileen the Crow
16.Martyr Logarius
17.Orphan of Kos
18.Lucatiel of Mirrah
19.Nameless King
20.Lady Maria
Rip Stannis Baratheon
>>343639759
How much did HBO fuck up the story for people to not want to bend the knee to the true king?
Did the red bitch cuck him or something.
>>343649876
Yup, Misfits started of really fucking strong, it was amazing.
It went downhill so god damn fast.
Removing Nathan and fucking up half the characters ruined it, though replacing Nathan with Rudy wan't too bad.
Four supports with M249s
Four supports with RPKs
Two sharpshooters and two snipers with FALs
Two D. marksmen and two snipers with M14EBRs
Protagonist of SOMA to scare the shit out of them
Protagonist of Factorio to mechanize our forces
Moon Lord killer from Terraria to bolster defenses
GTAVs Franklin to work as morale officer
>>343651041
He did set his own daughter on fire in full view of his whole army.
That somehow wasn't very good for morale.
>>343651041
That red bitch had him sacrifice his daughter and then left before the battle even began she's a traitor to the one true king of Westeros.
>>343642146
Can literally take Kaer Morhen defense force. Geralt, Vesemir, Lambert, Eskel, Letho, Vernon, Ciri, Yen, Triss, Keira, Zoltan, Ves. Think that's all?
Madara Uchiha
Naruto
Luffy gear forth
Boa hancock
Only really need Boa to wipe out his whole army.
Last 5 games where Naruto uns4,One Piece burning blood,Dangan Rompa,Persona 4 golden,#Fe
>>343639759
>Level 12 Arisen
>Delicious Chocolate pawn
>2 low level pawns
>Pablo the Innkeeper
>All the "good guys" cast of Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 and Razor's Edge
All i really need is Ryu, the rest are just there for canon fodder and eye candy.
>>343639759
I don't need any men, all I need is 20 good lies.
Yeah nah go fuck yourself
>>343652256
kek
>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
just gimme my polyclones
>>343649906
she beheaded him on screen.
>>343639759
Fallout 4. Pretty much all I've played because it's great when your too stoned to see how shitty it is.
Also omega ruby W/fighting type team.
I got this. Furious 10m auto pistol, Instigating lever action rifle, Explosive lever action shotgun, and a Mr handy buzz blade. Full heavy Bot armor n ballistic weaved army fatigues.
Comin in with a Heavy flamer sentry bot, a bioshock big daddy inspired robot wit a drill and grabbing hand, a flying buzzsaw Mr handy with an assaultron laser head, and gatling laser/missle launcher robobrain. Deacon with the Deliverer, strong with a plasma infused minigun, And maccready with an instigating .50 sniper. Preston in a t-shirt and a switchblade.
And as backup: Hawlucha, Pangoro, Mega Blaziken, Chesnaut, Machamp, and Poliwrath.
That's all I need senpai.
>>343639759
Doom guy
Shantae and 5 other slutty pixel women
All the girls from overwatch
I basically just want doom guy to have a harem. He deserves it he works hard.
>>343652665
They showed her swinging her sword then cut to another scene. I mean fuck when Ned got beheaded they only cut away at the last moment, and they showed his severed head later on.
And the show has never shied away from showing people die on screen, so why not show Stannis dying on screen?
>>343652665
Look at the scene again friendo
I only need one.
>>343649347
I see you have excellent taste in vidya.
>>343652882
is he as based as they said?
I almost bought the new Doom yesterday but i got overwach an the end and i don´t know if i did the best call i could do
>>343643662
Based Ghandi will save you.
>>343649906
>he thinks blackfish is actually dead
Laughingjaimes.gif
>>343639759
P3 MC with fully leveled Helel and Messaiah. Don't need anything else.
>Serious Sam
>Doomguy
>implying I need anyone else
>20 (twenty) pawns
I'm a fookin legend
I only need one, Ser Twenty of Good Men
>>343639759
Kyle Katarn
Jan Ors
Like Skywalker
Lando Calrissian
Fez from Fez
DOOM Guy
Duke Nukem
Quake guy
Quake 2 guy
I think I'll be okay, especially if they bring their weaponry
>Doomguy and Gordon Freeman
Alright that should be enou-
>Monster Hunter
So can I fill up the vacant slots with other hunters or what
Xth for Stahniss is the wun
>>343646360
Very poorly designed game
>it's GoT and your choices change the story!!
... Except they don't. It's just an animated film with some quick time events and a poor story.
>>343639759
Well let's see, I have the DOOM Marine from DOOM 2016.
The cast from Street Fighter V, KOF XIII, Overwatch and Chronicles of Mystara could help out, though one Doomguy is enough.
>>343653232
Get it when you can it's pretty fun. I fucking hate metal but I defy you not get pumped by the music.
>roche
>wang
>Herbert moon
>John Marston
>JC Denton in the fresh
>Boone
>Soldier 76
>
>5000
Damn
>>343639759
>20 Dark Angels
FOR THE EMPRAH, THE HEATHEN RED GOD IS HERESY
>>343639759
>20 axedorfs from my latest dorf fort, near half of which are outfitted in full adamantine and all of them being at least proficient in the major combat skills
Praying to Armok for martial trances
>>343653383
>knocking around your big empty castle all alone while Sam and Doom Marine take care of business
>no vidya strumpet or revellers
>not preparing a grand feast for the return of your champions
baka desu senpai
>Gunslinger Hunter with Gjallarhorn
>Enkindled One or whatever the fuck from Dark Souls
>DMC3 Cutscene Dante
>Serious Sam
>Bayonetta(Sm4sh)
>>343652902
I certainly hope they don't pull the major-character-supposedly-died-but-isn't-dead-card again.
Though Jon died on-screen which makes it slightly different, it's still a lame concept to use again
This one and 19 summons
Stannis doesn't stand a chance
All the neps. those 5000 don't have a chance.
Twenty characters from the last five games I played?
>Demon's Souls
>Atelier Sophie
>Planescape Torment
>Trillion: God of Destruction
>Etrian Odyssey IV
I'll just have Trillion and the Lady of Pain please, two will be more than enough.
If anyone wants to play on Nightmare mode, feel free to try to assemble a team of twenty from the last five games you played who you think could beat Trillion and the Lady of Pain. Or even just Trillion.
protip:you can't
>>343639759
>Doom Guy
I don't need the other 19
>>343639759
>last 5 games are M&B:WB, W3, GTA:V, FE7, CKII
Here comes the dream team
1.my m&b character
2.lezalit
3.bunduk
4.nizar
5.geralt
6.ciri
7.roche
8.hjalmar
9.michael
10.trevor
11.franklin
12.lamar
13.best lord
14.lyn
15.florina
16.kent
17.my character
18.my characters son
19.my master at arms
20.my spymaster
>Overwatch
>Subnautica
>Left 4 Dead 2
>Burnout Paradise
>Bloodborne
I'll be fine
>E.Y.E
Give me 20 good culters.
easy
>Fire Emblem 7
Don't need the other games
Hector
Eliwood
Lyn
Kent
Canas
Guy
Heath
Rebecca
Lowen
Pent
Raven
Serra
Nino
Fiora
Farina
Dart
Bartre
Rath
Jaffar
Oswin
There. My 20 good men.
>20 good men
Cyrus and 19 scout trainees.
>>343656189
Everyone except symmetra
Assuming VNs count, just having the cast of Majikoi is more than enough. Otherwise
>Prison architect
>FTL
>Papers Please
>Zero Time Dilemma
>STALKER
Do I get ships from FTL? I'm guessing strelok shooting with 19 prisoners to just run up to them is fine, too.
>>343646005
BAELISH?
>>343656189
thats 21 no cheating cunt
>>343639759
>Last game I played was Dragon Ball Xenoverse
>Game before that was WoW
I choose my player character from either, and they rule that entire planet by the end of the day.
>>343656428
>everyone team fighting the army
>symmetra is just squatting over shitting on the battlefield
>launch a raid on Stannis' camp
>fighting against the rightful king of Westeros
I kill the OP and bend the knee to Stannis.
>>343649190
Next year, confirmed!
source:Grrm said he'd appear in TWoW
>>343657494
>Baratheon
>Rightful King of Jack-Shit
Yeah, the brother of The Usurper has a real solid claim.
>>343657494
Gendry is the rightful king.
Doomguy
Thats all I need really
>>343639759
>doomguy
>my guts build in dragons dogma
>my maxed ranger in fo:nv
Do I need to say more?
>>343657623
>Grrm said he'd appear in TWoW
Yeah and he'll burn his daughter in there too.
>>343639759
Aran (The one from Maplestory, not Samus.)
19 murlocs
Do I win?
>>343657626
>inbred incestspawn thinks they have the right to anything themselves
>>343657626
>Targaryen fag talking shit
Right of conquest nigga. The throne is Baratheon's now
Serious Sam
Ugh Zan III
18 kamikaze
I'm set.
>>343658053
>The throne is Baratheon's now
>game of fags
do people really watch this shit?
>>343645996
Uh oh Stannis has the gimmick sword
>invoker
>pudge
>axe
I guess this is ok.
>>343639759
>FFXIV
>EO4
>Batman Arkham Knight
>some indie game with boats
>Overwatch
Batman alone is probably enough, but I'll take my EO4 party, General Raubahn, Estinien and some random Overwatch heroes
>>343657808
The Manis'd never do that. And even if he did he literally can't do that in the books, he's 3 day from Winterfell, while Shireen is at Castle Black. No way that Shireen will go to Stannis, or Stannis go back. So he either wins Winterfell and burns her for some other reason, or Melli Sanders burns her to revive Jon/Stannis(they think he's dead from the pink letter)
>>343658172
Tell us anon, what do you watch? Let me guess. Le epin berserk XD
>>343658160
>t. showfag
>>343639759
John Stalvern from D44M
Scarecrow from Arkham Knight
18 puppies from IVAN
>>343639759
I only need3.
>>343658319
The burning was GRRM idea anyway.
>>343658446
The books won't ever come, so the show is all we have to continue the story.
>>343639759
20 raptors with power swords, +1 fuel, and healing crystal
>>343658491
Shireen's burning was grrm idead, yes. But he never said that Stannis would burn her.
>people thinking GRRM will finish the book
It's over guys lets pack it up
>wait so long for Roose to die
>gets an easy boring death
I hope the guy who cut off Jaime's hand at least got a bad death.
Fallout 4
Liberty Prime and 5 BoS soldiers with power armor and laser gatling gg
>Last game I played was Dragonball Xenoverse
I pick the 20 weakest playable characters in the game.
>FFXIV
>Doom 2016
>Quake
>Odin Sphere Leifthrasir
>Sunset Overdrive
I don't even care who I bring, Stannis is fucked.
>>343658773
He died in season 4 m8, BranHodor snapped his neck in the most retarded arch.
In the books the guy that ordered the hand to be cut had his hands and foot cut out and then he is killed.
>>343658773
In the books even jaime thinks the punishment was a bit much
In the show he dies being remembered by most characters as a pretty nice guy
>>343659386
Good, filthy peasants should respect their superiors. I am not satisfied though, his entire family lineage should suffer the same punishment. The whole lineage.
>>343639759
I'm going to avoid self-inserts and characters of my own make, I feel like this situation would benefit from having a platoon of actual personalities
SO
>Squad Liberty City
Niko Bellic
Packie McCreary
Little Jacob
>Squad Los Santos
Michael Townley
Franklin Clinton
Lamar Davis
>Squad Serra
Delta Squad (original)
>Lone Wolves (operate individually to sow dissent in the ranks)
BJ Blaskovich
Trevor Phillips
RAAM (with Troika)
That should be more than enough but just in case I've got Hoffman and Anya aiding me inside the castle with deployment and logistics.
>last game I played was DS3
The entire boss lineup from that game alone would be able to decimate any army. Most of them aren't even that powerful and they'd be able to win without breaking a sweat.
>Champ Gundyr shoulder-slamming guys and killing dozens with a single halberd swing
>Vordt just runs over guys
>Crystal Sage hides in the back and shoots magic bullshit
>Abyss Watchers do sick spins and dashes
>Wolnir spooks the enemy
>Old Demon King uses fireballs
>Pontiff Sulyvahn and his clone anally rape the enemy
>Yhorm smashes people by the dozen
>Aldrich eats the bodies and grows stronger
>Dancer kills people with her ass
>Oceiros causes the enemy to have ear-damage from his super-sonic REEs
>Nameless King and his dragon rain lightning from above
>Dragonslayer armor powers through enemy defences
>Lothric and Lorian shake the enemy's resolve with incest
>Soul of Cinder finishes the stragglers
Even the shitty bosses like the Cursed-Rotted Greatwood and the Deacons of the Deep would be an annoyance.
Deus Ex and Monster Hunter. Can I use the monsters or just hunters? Cybernetic Hunters?
>>343658372
Nah i don't watch animu
watching cheers and deadwood atm
>>343639759
>last game I played was SSBM
I'm not sure if this is a fair fight, or even which side it would be fair for. Would make a great Dynasty Warriors ripoff, though.
>game before that was Dragon's Dogma
This, on the other hand, is fucked. Who do I bring, a bunch of pawns? Grigori? Death?
>>343660135
Bring Grigori, Death, and Daimon.
Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons (GOT mod for CK2)
>>343639759
Bring it.
>Mechwarrior 4
>Steel Armor: Blaze of War
>Hind (the old DOS game)
>Mount and Blade: Warband
>Nuclear Throne
We'll be fine
>My stardew valley character, armed with a fuckin space sword and a stack of blueberries for restoration
>Carlos from ZTD, firefighter extraordinaire
>Fire Sorceress, Diablo II
>Skyrim character, Arnord mod
>Geralt, first Witcher game
I think I'm prepared
>>343639759
>Cain from Binding of Isaac who just killed Satan
>G-man (assuming he is under no restrictions)
>Serious Sam
>Geralt of Rivia (wanted to say Gaunter O'dimm but he seemingly only does things to people he had a contract with)
>Tank driver from ArmA3
Going to be a pretty weird fight but if G-man can do his time stopping shit we've already won, and if Serious Sam is as serious as always then he'll have no issues with regular people. As for the tank? As long as it isn't hit with a boulder from a catapult or something like it I don't see them being much threat to it.
A 16 man squad from Planetside 2 mow them all down while Corvo, Rogue Legacy character #200, level 2 Fallout 4 character and an unnamed marine from Insurgency play cards.
>>343660867
>4 Mech Lances
Hell all you probably wouldn't even need Mediums, even a bunch of Bushwackers and Ravens would be overkill.
Rome Total War.
Gonna pick the best strategists and the best agents in the whole of Rome's era and make this the most painful siege that could ever be
Give me 19 Culter Deiand 1 Jian
>1 man isn't good enough to take out the entire army.
>>343661628
>one max level spy
>"I'll give you 20,000 Denariii to fuck off"
>"Okey, dokey!"
>>343661501
>mfw slagging medieval peasants with beam weapons and autocannon fire
>>343639759
>autism the thread
>Doomguy
>Dante (DMC4)
>Ryu Hayabusa
>Geralt
>Frank West
>Zero (Megaman Zero)
Bring it on.
>>343662015
>tfw Leo never took off
>>343639759
>The Hero of Kvatch
>Geralt
>Lionel Messi
that should be enough already
>>343639759
I hope they know how to swim.
Ephraim
Tana
Ross
Amelia
Gerik
My character from Way of the Samurai 3 who can kill infinite soldiers as long as he doesn't fuck up a qte.
Grimgor Ironhide
Karl Franz on Deathwing
Mannfred von Carstein on a zombie dragon (fuck you white walkers you ain't shit)
Kholek Suneater
Arkail
Styx
The Overlord from 2 and fill in the rest with various minions
>>343657626
What made Aegons claim right?
>>343643086
Got killed by a big gal.Show fags only. Sand Sneks gonna fuck dicks, and murder.
>thinly veiled game of thrones thread
>>>/tv/ you cancerous pieces of garbage
>>343639759
Considering I just played Witcher 3 and Warframe that's gonna be piss easy.
My 6 man team from stranger of sword city
My trench from Iron Brigade
and Dark souls 3 filling the remaining spots
I'll be fine
>>343651517
that's not how I remembered HoMM3
All the big fuckers you fight in the dungeon, the Expert practice arena master, and fill the rest with Master level AI's in full plate with halberds.
Come at me, Stannis.
>>343639759
The entire cast of Overwatch.But not McCree.
>>343639759
>RDR
John Marston, Bonnie, Landon Ricketts and a cougar
>Jedi Knight 2
Kyle Katarn, Luke, Jan and Lando
>Bloodborne
The Orphan of Kos, Vicar Amelia, Pappy Gascoine and Maria-chan
>Dead or Alive 5
Mila, Tina, Lisa, Bass
>Universe Sandbox 2
A black hole with the mass of a million suns, VY Canis Majoris, Pluto and Sirius.
>>343639759
the nameless hero from gothic and his buddies milton diego, gorn, lester and xardas.
i dont need anyone else.
>>343658446
bookfags are in for a rude awakening
>>343639759
So I've got the Doom Slayer, my XCOM 2 team, and the entire crew of Payday 2?
Fuck yes. Let's do this.
>>343643662
Just bring that peaceful hebrew with a burning city behind him, and you'll be set.
>>343639759
> Master Chief
I'm good with one. Besides, adding Doomguy would be going a bit overboard.
>>343649190
Never, the writers see him as the figurehead of the far right and can't understand how he could improve the realm without diversity.
>>343639759
>Witcher 3 - Geralt, Triss, Yennifer, Ciri andDandelion
>DD:DA - Arisen, Waifu pawn, Mercedes, Ser Maximillion andPip
>M&B:Warband - 10 Rocuck Archers
Rate mates.
>>343639759
I'd wait until they got into the castle first.
>>343639759
>TW:W
I dont even need 20 men, Kholek, or Archaon, or Mannfred von Carstein on a dragon can solo them all
>>343639759
I don't get all this "20 good men" shitposting
It was a legit strategy
>>343666151
/pol/ please
seek help
>>343643086
One True King.
>>343639759
>stalker soc
>stalker cop
>stalker cs
>apollo justice
>pw:trials and tribs
lets see
19 exoskeleton stalkers, and ema skye
>>343639759
>Doomguy.
>Kratos
>Zeus.
>Geralt of Rivia.
>Jacques de Aldersberg
>Wild Hunt King.
gg ez pz.
>>343657626
>>343657626
>Targaryens unite and claim westeros through conquest
>get conquered
>I-I-IT DOESN'T COUNT!
>Raiden, Sam, Blade Wolf
I don't need the other 4 games or 17 more people. Stannis is about to get fucking destroyed.
>>343660609
My Summer IslanderDanaerys a shit though
>>343668435
Danny could have been such a good character, then she went full Feminist SJW "muh slaves"
Now I just hope she lives long enough to see her little brother steal her dragons.
>>343669089
>wants to free slaves
>full Feminist SJW
How did your retarded autistic down syndrome brain come to that conclusion?
>>343639759
Stalker, Marked one and 19 of duty's best men all equiped with exo suits, top tier artifacts and plenty of ammo.
>>343639759
Ok here goes
>Batman
>Bane
>knights on the nine (all of them)
>Yes Man
>Reznov
>GordonLAZER DANGERFreman
>Super Mario
>Boo
>Big Daddy
>Chess
Game on, assholes
I'll just take my Mythic Raid team I suppose.
>>343667320
>this character is conservative
>SEEK HELP
Well memed, my fanatic liberal friend.