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Are you guys ready for a fun week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y&feature=youtu.be
Greetings from Germany
That was a cool video op
>>343628215
I just wanted to tell everyone on stream that my 5 year old niece, 88 year old grandpa, mom, dad and wife's son all died of cancer within the past 2 weeks.
Let's kick cancer's butt xP
>>343628168
i'm ready as fuck
i hope to see some of the speedruns today, and through the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>343628168
Never played Demon's Souls and feel complacent about watching it since it's supposedly a really good game...
>>343628168
>put this donation towards killing the animals
I lost all my 3 pets to cancer
let's kick cancer's butt
greetings from germany
>>343628579
>>343629343
Isn't SGDQ raising money for doctors without borders?
>>343629407
Let's get those doctors some borders
>>343628579
Cant wait for all the cringe again
>>343629407
hi this is dragonborn smith from germany. i just wanted to call in to say that my doctor without borders has been fighting cancer for 2 years now and while he's now a frail husk with the mental capacity of a 4 year old i just wanted to say
kick cancers butt xDDD
>>343628908
It's always the females that have to go and take a big shit in the middle of the guys having fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
No.
>Overwatch ranked just came out, want to play that
>TDF is on all month, busy watching that too
I'd love if they had it in june or august but fuck having it in july.
>mfw subtle my wife's son donation gets read on stream
>>343630318
4th of july week is the only dumb fucking thing about the timing
Yep
>>343630318
Speaking of which, why the hell is there no Overwatch speedrun? Just looked at the schedule, it's not there.
>>343630413
That too, really poor scheduling.
>>343630413
this.
I'm going to be busy all tomorrow. Who is actually going to be watching speedruns on the 4th instead of getting drunk and gettin some strange.
>>343630394
kek
>>343631180
probably intentional then to get rid of fucking normies like you. psst nothin personell kid.
>>343630413
>#murrican problems
300 out of 7000 million people give a fuck.
>>343630434
>tfw no whitegoose to tell you "YEAH BABY THATS IT" while you play vidya
>my wife's boyfriend
>>343631180
>Gettin some strange
What the fuck kind of slang is this.
>>343631519
out of all the people i've seen today that are mad they're not american, you are #3.
enjoy the bronze "I'm Mad I'm Not American" award.
We need a donation drinking game.
>Greetings from Germany!
>Let's kick cancer in the butt!
>1 shot for every member in his family that has died recently
>You're destroying the games of my childhood
>Seventh year watching, first time donating
>>343631805
There's like, 30 drinking games for GDQ. Go ask /srg/ for one.
>>343629343
kill the animals
>>343631180
>needing a holiday to get drunk
>not getting drunk every night in front of your computer
>not playing the GDQ drinking game
>>343631792
>being this delusional
I live in a country with far better quality of life, healthcare and education than yours.
>>343631880
Yes but can you have a gun?
My wife's son passed away from cancer right before the steam summer sale so now I have to pay for a funeral instead of video games. Let's kick cancer's b*tt
When does this start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chh_K0ROP7s
is edobean gonna be announcing again?
who /neverdonates/ here?
>>343628168
Autism is mainstream now! Get ready for zero fun donations being read and no fun allowed for the entire event.
Going to be great seeing autists try to be normal.
This event isn't even about cancer. Summer GDQ donates to Doctors Without Borders.
Of course, that won't stop the cancerous donation comments.
>>343632206
I don't donate to shoddy organizations.
How many girlfriends are going to be get speedfucked by another man this time?
Will the chat assplode when Tolki walks on camera?
Basic Lee
>>343632206
I donated in2011
I haven't since.
Wood paneling rec room never 5 get
>>343631996
Yes, getting a gun is pretty easy in Europe.
We have a $20 donation from Alex. Greetings from Germany! It's my third year watching and first year donating. I lost a great grand sister to leukemia this year and I hope my donation will help put an end to this terrible disease once and for all Shoutouts to my mom and dad and my friend Äyygensterneheim, sorry if I didn't say that right. Put 1/8th of this donation toward the dick-shaped pearler and the rest towards saving the animals. Oh wait, did I say saving the animals? I meant save the frames! KILL THE ANIMALS! Also, I'll donate an extra $30 if everyone in the audience high fives each other.
>>343632929
STOP
>>343632929
>Äyygensterneheim, sorry if I didn't say that right.
Every time
Are they still cracking down on autism?
I never understood speedrunning, but I've always loved the raw autism these events produce.
>>343631880
>inb4 Muslim infested shithole
>>343633551
We've already established he's not from the USA
>>343631519
>european STILL mad that americans can be openly nationalistic, while he'll go to jail for it
>>343632929
>Also, I'll donate an extra $30 if everyone in the audience high fives each other
heh.
Dance, puppets, dance
>>343631180
>going outside
b-be safe, anon
>>343633551
>USA with a white population of less than 60% talking about subhuman infestation
How does it feel that by 2050 whites will be a minority there?
>>343631868
>Greetings from Germany low%
>Greetings from Germany 100%
>>343633784
low% speedruns vs. 100% speedruns
>>343632460
doctors without borders is a great organization but does the money go directly to them or does SGDQ take a cut
>>343634117
50% of the dosh goes to uyama's mono treatment
>Donate to GDQ
>Help build Doctors Without Borders facility
>Pay taxes
>Help blow up Doctors Without Borders facility
>>343629565
kek
>>343630394
This is my favorite thing ever
>Keep yourself clean by showering regularly
>If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
Most important rule.
>cringe is a banned word
>>343629565
It hasn't even begun and I already feel sick of hearing that.
>>343634230
Good thing I'm neither paying taxes nor going to donate.
>>343631880
Europeans like to brag about their education but their better education isn't getting them out of their refugee epidemic, and it certainly wasn't doing them any favors with inventions or innovations
>shirts suck this year.
:/
>>343629565
shit, actually made my laugh
>>343634525
Is this event nazi germany or something?
They stopped being good after 2014.
>>343634753
We have an epidemic here because Europe is 98% white, and shitskins coming in masses is a new and scary thing here.
USA already accepted that 40% of its population is niggers and spics and Mexico is migrating into the country.
why am i still watching this stupid thing
>>343634860
The mexicans and niggers aren't blowing up cop cars or burning down government buildings
>>343634863
to have fun with your friends at slash vee slash of course!
Reminder that ESA is in a month and has a better schedule and less rules.
HYYYPEEEEE
>>343634931
third year in a row people keep reposting the esa meme
esa is and has always been complete garbage
banned from chat for 600 seconds
>>343634998
H U Y P
U
Y
P
>>343634928
it's not nearly as fun as it used to bebut then again nothing is ;-;
Has Chibi committed seppuku yet?
Yesterday I was playing SM64 on the Wii after a decade, decided to get the 120 stars, something I never did, and after a couple of hours I googled Super Mario 64 120 stars speed run, which took me to a 2014 agdq from someone called Siglemic.
After a while I realized Cosmo was there in the couch, they obviously refered to him as a "man, if you were betting man, dude", and it depressed me because of all that happened to him ever since.
I hope he stops taking the hormones and becomes a man again, you dont need to be a woman with a high pitched voice to take it in the ass.
>>343635180
Theres always one good cringe runHalf Life 2 was fucking amazing last year
>>343633784
>>343633867
You guys are misunderstanding how it works.
>>343635075
>No 8 hour Mega Man blocks
>Swearing allowed
>Donations that don't start with Greetings from Germany get read
>Varied schedule without 10 Zelda games
I'm a male to female trans and I told my father on his deathbed
>>343634753
your best universities are full of Jews + Indians + East Asians. The best of the rest of the world goes to the best American universities.
It isnt WASPS who keep the innovation going.
>>343635309
Explain to me then.
>>343628168
anybody has the drinking game pic ?
>Tolki has chosen not to speak, and I, as her friend, ask that you please respect her and respect her privacy. She doesn’t deserve any of the nasty things some people say about her. She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her. Thanks for respecting me and her.
>and I, as her friend
Sam got cucked
No Super Mario 64? I only see the DS version on the schedule.
>>343635415
Any/All/100 are difficulties you choose. 100% will definitely kill you, for example.
reminder that they banned tech staff due to this..
>people playing video games
Get this shit off /v/, discussing people playing video games is not video games and is a bannable offense.
>>343635491
That's retarded, the goal of all drinking games should be death
>>343635304
>noir
>N O I R
He literally smokes weed on stream and gets mad if you don't donate and help pay his mortgage
>>343635496
I don't get it
>>343635496
I don't get it, context?
>>343635496
what is happening here
>>343635552
Exactly, thats pretty cringe
>>343635540
Then pick 100% (or Any%, that one looks rough too)
>>343628168
>Fun week
>Litreal nobodies
>No FPS block
>>343630202
>banjo kazooie GDQ highlight
>kazooie's noises make it ten times funnier
WEW
>>343635608
>>343635594
>>343635585
why are you even in this thread?
>>343634525
>cuck isn't
>no spike X hour run
>no puwexil X hour run
failed before it started
worst SGDQ ever
>>343635742
kill yourself
>>343635724
>Litreal nobodies
Thank fuck.
>No FPS block
Look again.
>>343635814
no u
>>343635631
I think they're doing their best to vet out all the cringe. After all, CAN YOU STOP/Knitler is in charge now as far as I'm concerned.
>>343635742
Reading posts, laughing about memes. My goal was never to decipher a silent webm
>>343635496
>basically
That was pretty good
>>343635863
if you haven't even watched this before, why do you care?
>>343635798
>no spike+puwexil combo for a 5 hour jrpg run
just awful
>>343635928
I'm sorry I didn't watch GDQ 2012, please accept my humblest apologies
>>343635496
Are you sure they banned people? If i remember correctly they just had a bit of a laugh at it.
@343635814
Please moderate your tone towards others.
Thank you! ^^
>>343635496
ZERO FUCKING FUN ALLOWED HOLY SHIT
I can't fucking wait to see what fun they will still manage to suck out of the event this year
>>343635928
you're a faggot
>no meme dwarf
>>343635330
>Swearing allowed
are you actually 12 years old?
>>343636017
>>343636090
just saying, you're probably not going to find this enjoyable if you spend every thread asking "WHATS GOING OOOOOOON??????" to 50 replies rightfully calling you a retard.
>>343636017
halo 4 came out in 2012, that webm is from agdq 2016
>no 2hu block
Is Uyama still sick?
Is knitler still not allowing fun but knitting on camera?
Is 2hu STILL not allowed in any way, shape, or form?is Bluegrass gonne be heard
>>343634857
Greetings!
>>343636165
yes
>>343636126
>agdq 2016
I think I only watched the pewdiepie game duel from that
>>343636117
Most of the GDQ audience are, judging by the reaction in the chat whenever someone accidentally says shit and starts sweating as they realize they could be banned.
>>343635496
Gonna need some context here.
>>343636119
>reminder this happened
>*jumps up a cliff and people clap*
ok, and?
>>343636119
you're still a faggot
>>343636165
>Fumos banned
>Cosplay banned
>Plushies are okay
>Dressing up as a furfag is also okay
Bertin, if he's there will probably bring a fumo in anyway.
The Halo guy said Basically a lot, so a tech guy edited the estimate to "Basically 1:40:00"
t. someone who is not a sperg
>>343628168
Is there an awful games done quick block? none of them are labeled if there is.
>>343634857
No, it's worse: America
>>343636481
Thank you
>>343636481
Much appreciated
Reminder that there's a general on /vg/ for this and they'd be happy to have you guys over and teach you about speedrunning.
>>343636481
Thanks mane
>>343636617
>/vg/
Go fuck yourself.
>>343636512
No that was also banned.
I'm so bored of all the games they run but you get some pretty amazing moments like that Link to the Past race where the one dude flipped out over fucking up so much that he "accidentally" kicked his opponent's SNES and reset it.
>>343636512
They start the even with that
>>343636119
>retard for asking a simple question
I'm not even him and I watched all sgdq and still don't know what that wemb is about
Greetings, wanted to donate because Mario 64 is my favourite childhood game. Been watching for about 12 hours and thought I should give a shoutout to my friend Henry. It's his birthday today, and I cant be with him because I'm in a different time zone. Thanks
>>343636481
HAHAHA THATS A FUNNY JOKE I LAUGHED A LOT EXPERIENCING IT FIFTH-HAND LIKE THAT WHAT AN EXPERIENCE I FEEL IN ON THE JOKE NOW :+)
>>343636732
I don't know why >>343636119 is being such a dick about it
Here is the context: >>343636481
>There are people who will watch using Twitch.
>>343636793
Kill yourself amigo
>>343636646
Man I hope you're kidding. That would be such a bummer because that was easily the best part about AGDQ and I was hoping to see it back for SGDQ
>>343636730
epic
>>343636948
no, there aren't. right?
>pepsi man shirt
I DONT KNOW
HELP ME
Reminder this is what you support by watching and donating to GDQ events.
Where is the official /v/ stream?
>>343636948
Twitch is pretty good these days. The last two marathons, I had no problems keeping it on source quality.
In my experience, going through MPC-HC or VLC didn't solve any problems a few years ago. Was still shitty and choppy.
Are we getting a Humble Bundle this time? Didn't happen for AGDQ.
>>343637120
twitch tv/srgmarathon
>>343637226
maybe? who cares?
>>343637120
is that guy going to sperg out about "fake" donators again
>>343636948
Not watching it from your choice of streaming site that just embeds the twitch video but with smaller chat.who v4c here
Greetings from Cologne Germay.
I lost my girlfriend to a doctor without a border 7 months ago. Hopefully this donation will help get those doctors some borders.
PS: Kill the animals!
>>343637283
I care. Suck on that, bitch nigga.
>>343636617
I'm not going to /srg/ and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want us over in the first place.
>>343636617
srg scares me. they seem nice but i know they aren't.
my wife's son and his boyfriend are hella fr*ckin' excited for this stream
already subscribed and bought the emotes
>>343628168
Who is that cute boy with a digimon shirt? I wanna fuck his boypussy.Don't tell me it is Cosmo...
Part of me wants to watch this shitfest but I am gonna miss the first 3 days
>>343637648
Thanks retard, we needed to see this kind of post.
>>343631880
you have now moved up to the silver "I'm Mad I'm Not American Today" award.
>>343637606
They're nice individually but complete shitters in a group.
Are they going to be allowed to have fun this year?
>>343637676
this desu
Yeah son, gonna drop two hits of acid to get sunshine started, probably gonna jerk off as usual though.
>>343637893
lolno
>>343635496
Good, I'd be furious if that happened to me
>>343638341
>why yes, I am autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM&feature=youtu.be
>Kill the animals
lets kick cancers butt! :)
>>343638398
Glad to see you condone bullying people
HOOOOYP
>>343635742
>m-muh speedrunning is an elitist secret club hobby
lmaoing at your sad life t͏͏b͏͏h
>>343638472
I can laugh at myself, yes
>still no Touhou
>>343638550
I'm sure if this happened in front of 100K people you'd feel the exact same way.
>>343636759
Do it.
>>343638549
>RULE VIOLATION. WHO THE FUCK LEFT AN UNATTENDED SODA CAN IN THE MARATHON ROOM? THAT'S TWO RULES BROKEN. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED.
>>343638549
You can just tell it's gonna be shit.
>>343638621
Oh I'd be embarrassed sure.
>>343638549
That's awful
>>343638549
>comfy
>>343638549
Can't they get a bigger fucking couch for once?
>>343638621
100k people watching an autistic play video games. I wonder who the real autists are huh?
>>343638549
>no Bluegrass already sitting down
>>343638549
Why the fuck do they keep moving the sofa further and further away from the audience?
Originally the sofa was directly in front of the audience and it was so much nicer for the atmosphere.
>>343636948
Livestreamer
a.) Is a meme
b.) Doesnt run on phones or my ps3
>>343638549
That's quite the casting couch
>>343638549
i hope there will be armed guards behind the couch
Super Rare Blueglass Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HMKLA2MWok
<Super Rare Blueglass Video
>>343639023
Originally the people in the audience were speedrunners.
>>343638549
Looks like some kind of boring business convention instead of gaming marathon for fun.
>>343633753
>less than 60%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States
>>343639023
So the security can catch the assassins rushing at the runner with a knife
>>343639023
Because no fun allowed.
>>343639214
I think he meant non-hispanic white, like the rest of the world
>no adam_ak speedrunning amnesia or gta
>no kotti speedrunning hitman or dark souls
why did all the good ones jump ship
>>343639239
>Security
>Shiv you in the neck
Pick one
>>343638549
Not being able to see the audience during the runs has been the biggest fuck you so far, that is so retarded
>>343639386
Adam is an absolute faggot and his absence is a blessing to speedrunning as a whole.
>>343638549
thats not comfy
Greetings from Germany! I have lost all my family and pets and my wifes son to cancer in the last 2 weeks and it's been a struggle. I'm so glad to watch Zelda speed runned again. Lets kick cancers butt. KILL the animals.
Next year a glass wall will be in between the couch and audience.
>>343639640
mandela style?
Hey guys, remember NASA?
Such a comfy speedrunning marathon with no technical issues whatsoever!
>>343639640
Next year there won't be an audience. Or a couch.
They'll stream pre-recorded runs with a donation reader so there won't be technical difficulties or any chance of cringe.
>>343639540
Fuck off, nigger. Adam's GTA runs, especially the Vice City one from SGDQ '13, are top tier.
>>343639101
This.
The GDQ started to get shittier each year after they got greedy and opened it up so all the autistic idiots could get in. That meant that they had to come up with more and more ridiculous rules to keep autistic idiots who wanted to be in the audience in check, and that ruined the whole feel of the event.
Rev up your anime girl folders
>>343639603
greetings from the artificial state belgium
>>343639875
It had a rough start, but Contradiction was a 10/10 comfy run.
>>343639875
NASA sends rockets into space. They have more important things to do than play video games.
>>343639970
On it!
>>343639970
I get banned for a day each time I take part in the anime girl posting.
>>343639970
My anime girl folder is always revved.
Is xhe gonna be there?
>>343636617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
we all know who prowls there.
>>343640357
I remember when I first saw that.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Hey guys. Cancer recently killed my entire family, and I'm preparing for revenge in a cave underneath my mansion. My lust for revenge knows no bounds, and neither does my generosity: here's $50 to runner's choice. Kill the animals!
>>343631868
>tfw Bluegrass was in my class in college.
That dude is weird.
>>343636759
underrated
so what exactly are speedrunners running from?
>>343640743
Reality.
>>343640743
Adult life responsibilities.
>>343640743
Reality.
>>343640743
Running from dad.
>>343636119
kill yourself my man
>>343640743
The inevitability of death.
>>343640743
Sex
>>343640743
from what ive seen, pigs, and pants that are slower than the ones they currently adorn
>>343640550
Hey SGDQ! I recently took in a stray cat that ended up having feline cancer, which spread to all of my other animals and made the jump to humans. A worst case scenario has become a reality as cancer has now become airborne. I'm so sorry. Here's $20 to the couch's choice. Save those frames!
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>>343640743
hope, and running toward judaism.
>>343640989
looks like you need to try a little harder.
>>343640989
Is this a new meme?
>>343628579KILLTHEANIMALS
>>343641451SAVETHEFRAMES
>>343635496
What the fuck is happening in this webm?
>>343641505RNG
>>343638549
why is the couch sooooooo smaaaaaaaaaalllll
every year is looking less and less comfy wtf
>>343641637GREETINGSFROMGERMANY[/spoiler
>>343632929
Makes me cringe every time.
Just donate the money, people
nobody cares about you and your life stories
>>343635432
>>Tolki has chosen not to speak, and I, as her friend, ask that you please respect her and respect her privacy. She doesn’t deserve any of the nasty things some people say about her.
What the fuck? How insanely cuckolded can one man be? Seriously, if someone cheats on their partner, they deserve nasty things said about them and disrespect. This isn't your average everyday cuckoldry, this is advanced cuckoldry.
KILLALLNEPS
>>343640826
well memed
Hopefully the mod makes a sticky so that we can have our own comfy threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
>>343641946
>stickying something that is against the rules
keep dreaming, friend
>>343638549
You can fit like 1,5 burgers citizens on that cough
>>343641969
Haha
Chibi... hard life...
>>343641946
The stickies are just the worst anymore. Everything flying by at super speed and deleting itself after a thousand posts. Its like twitch chat. Can't make heads or tails of it.
>>343641729
>put an end to this terrible disease once and for all
But it amuses me every time someone donates without knowing what the charity they are donating to is actually doing.
I don't know why they are all so confused, the name of the charity says all you need to know.
>>343641969
Whats worse? the pain his father went through, or cosmo's awakening?
>first game is SMS
>then the worst Zelda
>Catherine is at 4 am here
>>343641810Hyperdimension Neptunia speedrun when?
>>343628579
Good runners for an even greater cause.
>>343642307
Are you implying SMS isn't a fun run?I assume the worst since you clearly have shit tasteIt's not worst Zelda, it's best zelda. You clearly have shit taste all around
>>343642469
Never. Too triggering for normies along with the fumos.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go the Mario Sunshine run if you are in SGDQ.
>>343628168
anyone else here kind of dread GDQ week? I feel obligated to watch it so I'm kind of bummed that I'll have nothing else to do this week.
Also they did good doing it so that the 4th of July is during the marathon so I wont have to go to work, but holy fuck the lineup tomorrow is dogshit, I would have been fine missing it.
>oddworld stranger's wrath run happens at the only time I'm busy this week
>>343643006
>zoey
who?
>>343631996
isnt that the gun from fallout nv?
>>343643006
I really hate this argument
His shit genes, his shitty parenting that forms what his child ends up like
If a dog kills the owner, they blame the guy who raised it. If a kid paints his nails, they blame him for disappointing his father
>>343640357
based
>>343640550
bretty gud
inb4 our threads become one sticky with an OP talking about a run that ended days ago
>>343642767
No, GDQ is pretentious as fuck. It can be summed up as "Hurr, I'm raising money for organizations who do nothing but sit on their ass while I play vidergmz super super quick."
>>343631868
>Drinking
Isn't 4chan an 18+ board? You need to leave.
How long from now is this gonna start?
Spoonfeed pls.
>>343643210
70% on the parenting 30% on the media
>>343643419
>giving a shit about the charity stuff
>>343643467
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Greetings from Germany! My name is Mohammed Abdul and this goes to all my german brothers fighting cancer while getting though ramadan.
P.S. Kill the animals!
Are they still jewing for "Prevent Cancer Foundation" scam?.
>>343643419
You do realize that only reason they rise money for PCF is because PCF gives them huge cut of the donations under the the table as "expenses"?
>>343633784
the low% is just drinking when they say that, the 100% has you finishing the drink. learn to fucking read you moron
>>343643725
Whats exactly the legality on that?
>>343643210
>His shit genes, his shitty parenting that forms what his child ends up like
Exactly. I wouldn't blame it all on the parents but they definitely deserve at least some accountability. For example, Peter Rodger knew his son Elliot had aspergers, yet gifted him that scam book The Secret about the "magical law of attraction", and Elliot took the book incredibly seriously, believing it to be completely real and purchased hundreds of dollars worth of lottery tickets. If you know your son's autistic, giving him a scam pseudoscience book is an absolutely awful fucking idea.
>>343643725
raise*
Please spell check your post before you submit it, thanks.
Greetings from Germany! I'm a transgender vegan with cancer
>>343639101
>>343638549
Then put the other speedrunners behind the fucking couch in VIP seats.
Fucking hell, the organiser should be shot.
Oh wait it's happening today?
Is pj running anything? He's the only one I care about.
Is there going to be more tad bot?
>>343644085
hopefully not, the tas bot section was fucking cancer at AGDQ. 30 minutes of watching it draw pre programed memes HOLY FUCK I'M GETTING TRIGGERED JUST REMEMBERING IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>343644085
He is running your sister, impregnation% (blindfolded, 2 guys 1 controller)
>>343643823
So imagine that you get X in donations, now, a good charity would seek to minimize overhead costs to 10% or lower(generally agreed border), because people who manage the money and lawyers aren't free.
However, note two things concerning if a charity is worth donating too:
1. They don't report their numbers openly to the public.
If they don't do this, you can have charities who take a 90% cut, while only sending 10% of what they get or worse to the people the foundation is supposedly set u for.
2. Frivolous Lawsuits, See susan g komen foundation, as they sue the hell out of folks in order to keep their copyright.
My favorite run was the AGDQ L4D2 run
>>343638549
That couch looks so incredibly shitty, did they take it out of a fucking dumpster?
>>343635585
>>343635594
>>343635608
>>343636358
>>343641609
EST changed from "1:40:00" to "Basically 1:40:00". If you remember the quality of the run, context is clearer.
>>343638341
>>343638472
Fuck yourself, faggot.If you were in the scenario it would be justified because you didn't prepare well enough. It's sensitive bitch male autists like yourself that would wine to the admin about "WAHH DOMESTIC ABUSE WAHH VICTIM OF PSYCHOLOGICAL BULLYING WAAHH" and are the root cause of this Nazi esque modern administration. Glow thicker skin you punk bitch.
>>343643871
>Getting mad that your wife's son won't double check his spelling before submitting it to a Mongolian Spearfishing Forum
>>343644085
NES Bionic Commando
I wish he was running some obscure, dumb JRPG though... those runs are comfy as fuck
>>343638549
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>343643603
>greetings from Germany
>my name is Omar Abdul Hassan Assad Abad Ali Shahid Muhammad
>>343644253
I understand that part, but is there any charity fraud going on here on any part? Not just criminal mind you but ethically as well.
There better be some fucking EXTREME autism or I'm not bothering
>>343644451
Please don't post unnecessary image macros. It wastes band width and server space.
Thank you!
Punished Twitch better return.
>>343644829
Posting on 4chan is a privilege, not a right. Please only post images (and animated gifs) if you think it vital to your post. Submitting just an image constitutes as shitposting and is a bananable offense. If you continue being unreasonable, I will be forced to report you to the mods.
Thank you in advance!
holy kek dude the word cringe is banned in chat.
Is that trap who uses the console commands and quick saves every 20 seconds playing Half Life 2 again?I fucking hope not.
>>343644229
That's cool, maybe he can teach me how to get good at ghost and goblins
>>343645129
NO FUN ALLOWED!
Let's place bets, what word will be banned next?
>>343642039
>cough
>>343645334
autism
>>343645334
cuck/grill
>still waiting on north american speed runner's assembly videos
god dammit hurry up already
>>343631180
Greetings from Germany XD
>>343645271
You're forcing my hand here bukko...
>>343645129
just substitute it with crunge or criinge
>>343645334
Hype after someone complains because they have a hyperactive disorder and reading the word hype over and over again triggered them.
>>343645413
I think grill already is banned?
>>343640587
rambro pls, I know that's youright?
>>343645459
Oh christ she is ugly
Or is that actually a dude?
>>343645473
I'm not testing that, but knowing twitch they will find a away around it
This thread hasn't devolved into Cosmo thread
I'm honestly shocked.
>>343645459
>Not even dedicated enough to cut off the pinky for the cosplay
FUCK THESE LAZY COSPLAYERS DESU
>>343645537
I like homely looking girls.
>>343645595
>Cosmo
who?
>>343645595
Her name is Narcissa, you inconsiderate asshole.
>>343636428
>>343642686
Wait, why are fumos banned?
>>343645672
her name narcissist?
>>343641969
this is just beyond worse
might as well tell your bank account number and your password to it
>>343645473
Definitely
>>343645726
Because people think they're sex dolls.
No really. That's the reason.
>>343638941
bluegrass has been banned since 2013 m8
>>343645672
>Her
>>343645726
Mike got upset when even an inanimate object was more loved than him.
Anyone with a Anal training kit around here??
>>343645857
Please don't misgender people on purpose.
please tell me there wont be talkshow bullshit
>>343645672
Nah, Cosmo died and this eldritch thing took his flesh.
It's the only explanation
>>343645737
*words
>>343645082
And you are....?
>>343645651
Its the whole southern belle thing she's got going on that does it for me.
>Barbie Game Girl speedrun at 3AM
>>343628168
Did he fuck up? Why didn't he whistle to world 8?
IT BEGINS!
>>343634543
Has anyone ever stood outside cons and sold deodorant? Might be a good idea, but then again nerds might still say no.
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
ITS HAPPENING
Anyone have some before/after pics of this cosmo person? I'm just curious.
>>343646115
whats her name?
THICK
HAPPENING
>>343645987
> his
Please use the correct pronouns, please.
>>343645825
Who the fuck thinks that?
>ocarina of time
>glitchless any percent
into the trash it goes
>starts off with undermeme music
this is going to be hell isn't it
We're live! PogChamp
IT BEGINS
Can we all agree that GDQ stopped being good around 2014?
GO GO GO GO
>I actually liked the Undertale OST
>mfw German
>mfw country is a SGDQ meme
>be fat fuck
>sit front row
thats what I call confidence.
>>343646231
LOL I'M SO COOL YOU GUYS HATE UNDERMEME IM I RIGHT?
Fuck off kid
>>343646231
SCREEN TO BLOCK OUT CROWD, WTF
The autism hasn't even started and THEY ALREADY HAVE NEARLY 1 GRAND $$$
>>343645769
>>343645983
>>343646106
Stop just posting images! You are wasting my precious internet bytes!!
>>343646321
A man all of /v/ can look up to.
I have to go to bed now. Don't shitpost and post too many anime girls or you might get banned.
>>343640743
Where's the video of that speedrunner who basically starts talking about how he only speedruns to escape reality, depression, life is hard etc etc. It was messed up, he was doing fine or something and then it suddenly went to that. Can't even remember what game it was but It was a moment i could for once appreciate a speedrunner. Him admitting that for once allowed me to relate to these people and look at them as regular people.
It hurts inside and speedrunning is the only temporary relief.
I feel you all.
/sobstory
I was going to run Densha De Go! (Go By Train!) and dress as a train conductor, but they told me I was banned as I wasn't allowed to cosplay.
can someone tell me why theres 2 couches?
WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO FAR BEHIIIIND
WARNING TO ALL ANONS- The amount you donate doesn't guarantee you a shoutout. Donated $100 last year and even put in a subtle meme but they fucking skipped over it.
>>343646373
Dude you can't be serious
fat
>>343646348
SGDQ 2016 now with 20% less fun!
Where is YSG? Why does GDQ always keep him in containment?
>fat guy thinking he's even half as cool as DS Dad from AGDQ
>>343646447
my wife's son isn't subtle at all just so you know
How the hell can we form audience memes and jokes if they are so far behind?
FUCK this
>Green tape on floor
Scripted marathon confirmed.
>>343646439
Friends of the spergs doing the runs.
>>343646348
Probably at the request of some autist in the crowd.
Is it true Mike Uyama has bowel cancer?
>>343646447
>giving money to a scam charity
medical charities are pointless
>>343646321
When someone fatter comes along they'll be forced to vacate their seat. Its a contest, like that restaurant that serves anyone over 500 pounds for free, and has had like three people die while dining there.
>>343646321
Can we please request that he sits in the back? It's kind of distracting because he's so disgusting to look at.
>>343646457
Just because your mom pays for you electricity and internet, doesn't mean everyone does. Some of us has to pay for it ourselves.
WHAT ARE THOSE AND WHY ARE THEY THERE
>>343646321
Dude looks like he can't even fit in the back rows
>Undertale music to start out the marathon
DROPPED
guys i think i might be gay
>>343646624
>giant Jack Black and Kyle Gass
>>343646216
Knitler, supposedly
>>343646550
How did that girl do that? Only movies can do that?
>>343646321
All the snacks are in the front.
is that fat fuck taking up 2 chairs?
>>343646624
that is the fattus assus
it's a rare species of faggot.
>the fat bald guy in the shorts
oof
>that fatass in the front row
disgusting
Can the medics pick up Fat Snape if he dies?
>>343631868
That's not a drinking game, that's a cirrhosis bingo.
>>343646472
Isn't there some kind of /v/ stream? Cant stand all the twitch memelords
>this screen layout
Why are they so fucking shit at layouts and audio STILL? Why haven't they learned anything?
>>343646348
That looks like a projection screen but w/e
>>343646819
>Not in theater mode with chat blocked out
do speedrunners use their fame to get gfs?
i might try to speedrun if so
>>343646619
>having a mb cap
That guy wasn't joking when he said this looks like the most depressing gdq ever.
Look at that sad fucking couch area. Look at the lifeless fat fucks in the front chairs.
rip in piece, gdq.
MAN THE HARPOONS
oh boy i can't wait for a yearly dose of
>my wife's son
>greetings from germany
>let's kick cancer's butt!
>notch's small donation
>le animals
>cringe
>HOYPE
>open stream
>The Blob in the front row
Genuine question. There has to be a person in this thread right now that's just as fat as that guy in the front row.
Can you explain to me how you could let it get so far?
Not patronizing. I'm actually curious how this shit happens to someone.
>>343646819
Just hide the chat pham
Where's the /v/ stream?
>>343646619
>implying you don't make enough to pay for the internet and electricity and also have some food to put in your mouth
I'll say it again: YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
if you cant afford to pay for the net/elec then dont use it at all
>>343646873
the good ones do, and then get banned from future events because they intimidate the betas that speedrun
>>343646873
Yes, but only works if you're in America. Also you have to set your standards pretty low.
thoughts?
>>343646928
food tastes good
>this interview shit again
>>343646910
>Notch donates a million dollars this year
>his donation comment is extremely vulgar
>>343646819
The official site's stream has no chat showing for me.
Does anyone know the name of the first song?
CRINGE
>>343647001
S P I K E
>SpikeVegeta
This guy needs to fuck off.
MEMES
>>343646727
Is that Miss "Can You Stop"? Fuck her.
>hasn't even been 1 minute
>already mentioned memes
FUCK
>>343646928
Overeating and no exercise.
It's not the surprising
>>343647001
kms rn
>>343647059
kys
who ///HYPE/// here
>40k viewers.
Worst GDQ ever...
>>343645082
Upvoted my good sir
I'd also like to add that racism is not allowed here and is a bannable offense
>there will not be an awful games block
why live
>Playstation Block
>Indie Block
>Disney Block
>NO AWFUL GAMES BLOCK
>>343646928
It's either their thyroid gland
or mostly likely they have breakfast, lunch and dinner in mcdonalds and flush it down with at least 2 litres of pepsi
>playstation block
>no Awful Games Block
DROPPED
>>343647130
HOOOOOOOOIIIIIIP!
Ouch Spike got even fatter
>>343647059
literally the only good runner left
kys my family dude
So many memes in the chat
>Interview bullshit
>>343647040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlokRNcURKM
This one ?
>>343646928
shit diet and lack of motivation to exercise
and of course video games to occupy your time
>>343647078
It's an Insufferable% speedrun.
STAR WARS BLOCK
fuck not again, forced marketing
>>343647135
its just begun, bellend
>>343647218
>implying SW block won't be the best block
step up fampai
spikevegeta looks fat as fuck
>>343646906
SIR, WE DON'T HAVE BIG ENOUGH HARPOONS FOR THAT!
Not vidya.
SpikeGoku is getting really fat.
>>343647168
There is one but they no longer call it that because it's too triggering.
fucking shills
>Tech crew already fucking up
WR!
>>343647289
He is a fat fuck.
>>343647135
People are probably just waiting for the first run to start.
>even better 3D Mario
>Super Mario Sunshine
>>343647276
this
rest is shit no more age of empire ...
>>343647334
you sound like a fat sweaty virgin
>Interview
>>343647218
>star wars
more like
>start wars
oh god
>>343647313
Here's your (you)
Is he called darkman becuase he's dark, man.
>>343647390
no u
>>343647135
Who the fuck watches this imminent train wreck through the twitch flash player?
SPIKE VEGETA GOT FATTER WHY
New Thread:
>>343647306
>>343647306
>>343647306
>>343647306
>Dark man
Racist desu
>waffle without a beard
times of a bygone era.
Did we ever which guy the girl cheated with?
I already got banned from Twitch chat for making fat jokes about that one guy sitting in the audience. Is that WR?
>>343647398
I bet this guy can fuck hard
>Trihex didn't want to open again
>these interviews
Are Australians still banned?
>every setup is going to have an interview before the run
>they still take half an hour to setup every game, for literally no reason
JUST
I sincerely hope he messes up the first run. It would set the perfect tone for the entire event.
remember when gdq wasnt corporate bullshit?
>>343647001
spike is goty
>>343637435
I normally watch in the v4c room, but the instasync v4c thing doesn't work anymore. Where do I go to watch with /v/ memes?
>>343628168
why are we giving so much attention to white people?
>>343647447
>Not knowing about the movie
He likes the pink elephant.
>>343640323
Who is it?
>>343647461
I've been banned for 3 years for calling TriHex a nigger during his yoshi run
>>343647465
if he can fuck with his voice, then yes
>>343647548
it's on cytube now.
DARKMAN
>BY NARCISSA
come on guys lets save those animals!
>what got you into speedrunning?
>a run by narcissa
Bullshit. Narcissa's not even a runner. It was Cosmo's run.
>>343647801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>343647398
greetings from germany
anyone have the webm of the qt making out with the fatty
Fat people should be banned
>>343628168
wait, did she also fuck Chibi?
>>343649524
Yep.
>>343649639
wow
>>343650074
He was the only one who fucked with condoms though. Since he took a whole pack of condoms with him "just in case"
