About to buy this game and play it for the first time. What am I in for?What did /v/ not like about it?
>>343612779
>What did /v/ not like about it?
It sold too many copies and became too popular for 4chan to admit it was good
It is a very fun game op, you are in for standard gta but it looks nice and I really love the atmosphere of faux LA
>>343612779
Online is stupid and they removed most of the physics that stood out in GTA IV also the fact that you can now maneuver your car in mid air and flip it over like nothing pissed me off other than that it's pretty good but some of the side missions are way more fun than the main missions many of which are way too scripted and lack that feel that anything can go wrong any second that the rest of GTA games had.
>>343612779
Very forced and frequent, unironic use of 'Turd' as an insult.
campaign is alright but the real fun is online. probably the best multiplayer system in the series
>>343613542
...but littered with cheaters.
On the one hand great if you need quick bucks for something you wanna buy, but don't want to grind.
On the other hand annoying when you don't need them.
Also lots of russians that can't into teamplay.
>>343612779
Short as fuck campaing and the online mode doesn't make up for it
>>343612779
campaign is fun, but the story is shit. don't bother trying to make sense of any of it.
online is the way to go, but only if you cheat yourself a few hundred million. if you play legit, be prepared to be surrounded by people that didn't. and I can't blame them, the shit cost far too much for the amount you're given for completing a heist.
>$2M planes
>$1M cars
>$500k guns
>$19k per heist setup complete and you're forced to deal with shitters that fail multiple times
cheat, buy everything and spend your time enjoying the free roam and ceo life with your crew.
>>343612779
a serviceable single player campaign holding a flashy carrot on the stick in the form of heists
>>343613542
I want kids to fucking leave. GTAO is a shell of what SA multiplayer or even GTA IV. It's all a sham to generate an endless flow of money for Rockstar.
>>343614317
>>343614407
How short is the campaign compared to other GTAs? How long for each main character?
>>343615361
I beat it in 3 or 4 sittings, it sure didn't feel like a long time
>>343615361
I don't know why that other anon called it short - maybe he was racing through it or something
I don't remember an exact hour count, but it took me at least a week to finish it with on-off play
It had the potential to be so much more but there's a severe lack of content.
it has infinitely more content and things to do than IV ever had
>>343615361
You can get an easy 20 hours from it. More if you're autismal about it.
>>343612779
the same reason they hate every other gta game
>muh 90s compton
>that feel when Midnight City plays while you're driving around at night
>>343615361
the characters have separate missions but it's all a part of the same campaign.
the three character gimmick was stupid and I hope it never gets repeated again
>>343612997
>It is a very fun game op, you are in for standard gta but it looks nice and I really love the atmosphere of faux LA
Nail on the head.
The sandbox is less fun to play in than GTA4, but the sandbox itself is better. And I agree that the story is short and held back by three protagonists.
>>343615575
is right
>>343615730
is slightly right
You will notice places where they simply didn't add in features (burgershot, the race track/casino) but there are a lot of clothes to choose from.....
>>343615923
Comfy music + marijuana/vidya combined addiction at least tripled my playtime of GTA5. Just driving around and pulling over whenever my favorite songs came on.
Chakra Attack is best talk show, prove me wrong
>>343616409
>used to listen to all of the stations as a kid in 3 + Vice City.
>playing 4 and 5 only listened to the music I liked.
I feel I should fuck around in 5 some more and listen to Blaine County Radio now.
>>343616409
THAT DAMN ALIEN GONNA COME THROUGH THAT CEILING AND WHOOP SOME HUMAN AAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
WOOOODOOOWOODOOOOWOOODOOOWOODOOO
It's boring as fuck.
In my opinion, GTA V is the most fun and atmospheric online sandbox game there is.
Been playing it steadily since release and have yet to grow tired of it.
The missions are boring.
This should be a positive achievement since it really helps you to appreciate the protagonists' predicament of being blackmailed into doing an unending list of shit they don't want to, but nobody blackmails you into playing the game so just play something else.
>>343612779
SP is okay.
MP is cancer
Trust me, after a while in multiplayer you'll regret paying 35 bucks (if you bought it on Steam). I can't believe people actually pay full price of 60 bucks for this garbage.
>>343619493
I just want to play a GTA game but I already beat VC, SA and IV.
I tried to fill the hole with Watch_Dogs and Saints Rows and I beat them all too.. ;_;
I have played Online for over 5,000 hours across all my accounts, and I still keep playing it. Don't fall for the meme, OP. Don't play this game.
Is too short and the story sucks
>>343612779
It's my favorite gta.
Sometimes I'm just driving into the sunset just for fun.
Pretty comfy desu.
>>343614643
This. GTAO is fucking garbage. It's got what is probably the second most bullshit cash shop in gaming, right behind Black Ops 3. That's not even mentioning the empty lobbies, constant menus, horrendous loading times, disconnects out the ass, etc.
Fuck GTAO makes me so mad. Seriously though, $100 for 8 mil in monopoly money? Fuck off Rockshit!
>>343612779
>>343612779
>>343612779
GTA SA nostalgia fag here. GTA5 is a great game, don't believe the retards on this board
of course it has a totally different feeling than all other GTA games but that definitely doesn't ruin the experience. the story is fine in my eyes, even though I prefer the San Andreas story by miles
In my opinion, Rockstar's only mistakes were that they didn't include all activities from the past GTA games in this one
>police, fire brigade, ambulance missions
>gyms (fuck you but I liked having different body types)
>NOS in cars
>jetpack
>pool, darts, bowling, casinos
That's pretty much it. The game still offers a lot of customisation and fun. I'm playing the game for the second time and have lots of fun so go figure
Never bothered to check on online though cause people are saying that you can't even set a foot there without getting killed by some asocial kids
>>343612997
>LE ebin everything 4chan says I can discard by calling them "contrarian"
Kill yourself. And I have over 150 or more hours in GTA V.
>>343622625
Can you finally customize your cars with vinyls n shit? Or is it a premade one?
>>343625128
>gang wars
It really pisses me off the gangsters in this game have lines about "IMA keel dis nigga from (rival gang)" but they arent programmed to hate each other. The fuck.
>>343619161
Too...much...shit taste...
>>343627347
Whatever it is, it's in Online only. Rockstar has really shot themselves in the foot.
>>343612779
Less atmospheric than GTA 4, but more diverse. Totally worth your money.
One thing I didn't like though was the three protagonist thing.
>>343627347
it's pre-made, but there are a lot of them and they're all fairly detailed
>>343612779
>"no fun allowed" psychic marksmen police
>stealth and suppressors are useless
>Franklin is bland
>useful features (car insurance and mechanic) are Online-only, same with lowriders and real estate
>ufo "easter egg" shit being patched in, instead of there from the start
>the missions are, for the most part, extremely boring
>the map is half empty
V is shit.
>>343627843
The police system in V is goat you just need to git gud
There's no hood stuff. Just a bad game all together.
>>343628436
>git gud
Fuck off.
They can detect you killing a lone person with no witnesses in sight, and their aim is ridiculous.
>>343629027
Its called cover, and one star is so easy to get because it's trivial to lose as well
>>343629114
>cover
>when escaping/evading police
Dumbass.
>one star is so easy to get because it's trivial to lose as well
That's a funny way of admitting how bullshit it is.
>>343629114
No one is arguing that the star system is bad. The police themselves and their ability to detect every crime are the issues here.
>>343612779
People whining about making money online very obviously have not played lately and only want to be a Debbie downer and spread their sulkiness. With the free roam update, vip and CEO updates, making money in FREEROAM has never been easier or paid so much. First person is like playing a new game; people that whine about driving need to give it a try. Campaign is fun enough to keep you playing with a few great missions, my favorite being where you shoot down a plane with a cannon in a van and then switch to the other character and chase it on a dirtbike all around the map while it crashes.
>>343615923
>waiting in a cawhhhhh
>>343612779
ist ok
nothing memorable
the 3 protag shit was a terrible idea
>>343629726
Jesus fuck. Kill yourself, marketer.
>>343629027
>their aim is ridiculous
Sounds like someone doesn't know how to roll. I bet you also whine about getting killed online. Lol gg ez
>>343629924
Yes, marketing for a what 4 year old game? Hahah go outside you loser
>>343612779
A return to form after the drab and joyless IV.
GTA Online was a mistake.
>>343630156
Because you can roll inside a vehicle to avoid being shot in the head while going 80+ mph. Get fucked, underage.
Had the chance to become like the opening scene of Driver getaway, but ended up being casualized faggotry
>Cops stop chasing you after 30 seconds
>Helicopters magicly appears after 10 seconds
>No enjoyable sniping feel
>You start of rich as fuck and can easily get a super duper car, rather than starting off broke as shit working your way up and thus enjoying the rewards
>Le magic health bar that heals up after 5 seconds
The game is faggotry okey. Although they put alot of work into alot of things, with their billion dollar budget, the cities are well-designed, they apperently cant put in a simple fucking FOV option. Whore game. Casuals faggots. ADD ridden american kids whore
>>343630280
Sure. It's not like GTA 6 is out, or Rockstar isn't still selling Shark Cards.
>>343630395
There's literally a duck button for that situation Mr "I just turned 18 and call everyone kids"
>>343630682
You can still get shot while ducking, dummy.
>>343619161
>GTA online
>atmospheric
What?
>>343630414
Didn't play much of the game, did you broski?
I hate how the cops are no fun allowed
Seems as soon as you commit a crime, cops are swarming all over you and shooting.
>>343630758
An atmosphere of gaseous shit.
>>343612779
You can't enter the vast majority of buildings.
>>343630682
>mfw ducking causes you to lose some control of your vehicle as if you were drinking
caught me off guard the first time i tried it
>>343630723
Well they added like 6 armored cars for kids like that you that have trouble driving and getting shot at
>>343613141
I liked how "mundane" the side missions felt. It was a breathe of fresh air from the insanely overproduced (imo) story missions. It made me want a full game of just doing those little side missions where you get involved in small situations. And perhaps they could turn into something more.
>>343612779
singleplayer is great the story is more along the lines of the old GTA with off the wall characters instead of the depressed niko
for multiplayer go to the GTA General and join the crew to play with people.
you can get into games and stuff easier with them
>>343631021
So just like most city open worlds.
>>343631021
Why would you want to enter any building that doesn't have a purpose
>>343624215
>complaining about microtransactions
they should be ridiculously overpriced you'd be stupid to spend even more money on a videogame after you already bought it and also for what amounts to paying to have the game beat for you
>>343631329
You could in gta IV
>>343631379
lol no you fucking couldn't
there was maybe like 6 buildings in the whole map you could enter and they were all for missions
GTA V has that many and more with convenience stores and shit
just comfort
>>343631083
There's one (1) armored car in SP.
>>343631256
Nice lack of punctuation, retard.
>>343631512
Wait youre whining about getting killed in single player? Pffft like just drive away nigga cops are so easy in this game
>>343631330
It's fun to explore.
>>343612779
>What did /v/ not like about it?
Main characters. Michael was OK for the most part and had some depth in his personality. Franklin is a blank slate self-insert type of guy. And than there is Trevor, the embodiment of 'le cuhrayzeeeee' stereotype.
>>343631083
>have trouble driving and getting shot at
My driving is fine. I'm saying that the police have overly precise aim.
Its not realistic that I should be getting shot, over and over, through my car windows as I speed and weave through traffic.
>>343631881
don't you got like fucking super powers in singleplayer with that yellow bar shit?
>>343631881
>casuals defend this shit
>he assumed the argument was over Online, a mode for underages and non-whites
Cons:
The driving sucks dick
Physics and TECHNOLOGY is much worse than IV
Annoying characters that aren't fun to play as because they never shut up
World feels dead, no interiors outside of missions except for safe houses
GTA:O cancer
Pros:
The first person mode is neat
>>343612779
the story is awful, there's 0 [zero] progression. large areas of the map have nothing in them, they couldn't even be bothered to put interesting collectables out in the boonies, in fact it's entirely possible to miss a vast majority of the collectables. npc ai is the worst it's ever been
online community is god awful where the main game is just regular awful. you won't ever see randumbs showing up to do dumb stuff like the heyday of the SA online, the instant you're in radar range it's ffa deathmatch time. people can't even be bothered to play the online heists or missions without shooting you in the head for getting more npc kills than them
you can't drift, well, you can drift but it doesn't work like it's supposed to
>wish GTAV for b-day
>auntie gifts me
>the physical edition with six fucking discs
>take an evening installing it
>feels meh, more of a grafix and animation fest
>no comfy atmosphere
>lamar is pretty funny tho
Last thing I tried before uninstalling was online, spawned with a bunch of guys, raided an airport, I somehow got to fly a giant plane and land it a few clicks away.
Should have been fun but it was all just eeh.
>>343631956
>REALISM in a gta game
>>343631329
this is why open world is shit. whats the point of having all those buildings if they cant even be entered?
>>343631983
They're called "character abilities," my uneducated friend.
>>343612779
It's popular and online is fun with friends
>>343632113
lol you're so fucking autistic dude shouldn't you be playing neopets or something?
>>343632175
You can't even write a proper sentence.
>>343632076
>few clicks away
it's klick you moronic fucking retard
>>343612997
Or maybe it's just boring and mechanically shallow.
>>343632242
and you haven't discussed a videogame yet
>>343632175
The average GTA Online player, everyone.
>>343632256
it's kilometer. a word too complicated for americans.
>>343632256
>click klak the guns coming out
>>343632285
Except I have. Learn to read posts that don't directly quote you.
>>343632128
>online is fun with friends
and this is how you know a game is 100% shit
especially when it's GTA and known for SINGLE PLAYER
>>343632025
Non white here can confirm and its perfect. Making blacks and little children rage is always great
>>343613141
Also don't forgget the fact that if you don't perfectly land on the four wheels your car will blow out in a second.
>>343632645
This reminds me - as shit of a game as Just Cause 3 is, the land vehicles in it are nice and sturdy.
>gta online
>"Upps, sorry goy, you can't steal that expensive car and store it in your garage, you have to buy it :^)))"
>game is literally called grand THEFT AUTO
>>343632926
>Buy a Shark Card™, goyim. It'll solve all of your problems.
>>343620341
I'm playing Sleeping Dogs right now, pretty good
>"Ayy yo senpai, what kind of car you want to add in the game?"
>JUST
>>343612779
The map just feels empty and everythings behind a loading screen. You can't go in most buildings and the ones that you used to be able to go inside of rockstar "fixed". Don't expect them to do anything good either because theyre insanely out of touch and delusional in that they think people competitively play all those shit game modes they added to the game, when nearly everyone exclusively does freeroam, heists and races. Nothing else.
They removed a lot of physics from IV which sucks but otherwise is better in every other way. The story falls apart towards the end though.
The online is also disappointing since it's "no fun allowed" unless you buy shark cards or run with a crew who is willing to grind missions.
>jorge the gang member can hit 90% of his shots from a moving helicopter while chasing one of the most advanced supercars
>>343633952
>players that drive literally nothing but the armoured kuruma
>>343619161
>most fun and atmospheric online sandbox game there is
>still no animals
>roads are deserted
Online would be good if everything was kept in from single player but no, it's downgraded and boring.
>>343620341
You didn't list 3, play 3.
>>343613542
>campaign is alright
gta 5 had the worst story and missions out of all the other gta games
characters are boring and completely forgettable
the only thing gta 5 has going for it is the amount of weapons and vehicles it has but the game itself is bland
>>343612779
Just started playing this game. It's not difficult, but I feel like it's throwing a lot of information at me at once. As in, there will be a box telling me how to do an action, a box telling me where to go get my hair cut, an onscreen indicator telling me to chase a guy, and a partner character talking to me about dicks or whatever. Maybe I'm the only one with this problem, but the old GTAs didn't feel like they were targeting kids with ADD.
>>343616054
100% with you
i hated michela and the black dude, trevor was over the top but it was a least slightly intersting to play as an ugly crazy crackhead
>>343634958
I played through the game twice and I still missed half the pop-ups they throw at you.
>>343634868
trevor and michael are both good characters with great voice actors fuck off pleb
>>343634958
then youre fucking retarded because literally every gtas open world is littered with shit. eating, working out, sports, flying cars, ambulance and cop missions, hang outs, tons of shit. youre just a fag with a bad memory.
An unfinished single player where it feels like they were going somewhere and then it just ends.
>>343635086
micheal was the most boring character ever he might have had a good voice actor but if your character is a boring cunt all the best voice acting in the world isnt going to make him interesting.
trevor was the only slightly intersting character in the whole game they should have just made him the main protagonist
Singleplayer was alright. It's short if you only do the main storyline. I'm sure the side-missions add length, but I didn't finish too many of those.
Online is pretty fucking bad. I fucking hated it initially, but a hacker gave me $40,000,000. Starting without any money now must be painful and I would honestly avoid it unless you had some friends that would help you run heists until you had a modest car and a apartment of your own.
>>343634173
This except slasher is also fun.
>>343635338
single player was crap. worst single player story out of all of them. completey forgettable characters enemies and missions
>>343632076
>no comfy atmosphere
there's something wrong with you
>>343620341
>>343633307
Sleeping Dogs is on sale and fucking great
>>343635167
Yeah, and when those things were introduced the camera would hover above that activity with a little descriptive text until you pressed a button to advance to the next.
Play it again, and take note of how many times within the first hour you are presented with text, dialogue, HUD bullshit, instructions etc. at the same time.
>>343631490
Actually there were burger shots cluckin bells and an assortment of apartment buildings you could enter, not counting the ones you could own, so there were more then six, not t mention 2 strip clubs instead of one, but when you add that all up it probably just barely passes the convince stores in five
