>"Remember that I like my meat rare."
What did she mean by this?
>>343593434
she likes cock
what else?
>>343593434
She tasked you with finding a redguard.
>adopt a kid
>it changes nothing and there's literally no interactions with them other than giving them candy and making them sweep the house
Bravo, Todd.
>>343594978
that's what you do with children, innit?
![GiftOfCharity[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OoIWJ4U.jpg "GiftOfCharity[1].jpg")
>>343594978
>there's an option for you to give 10,000 septim to your kid as an allowance
>all it does is give you The Gift of Charity
>Gift can be received for giving only 1 septim
>there is no difference between the Gifts
Bravo Todd.
>>343596415
Could they have atleast made it last longer based on amount?
Why not have giving enough septims to buy pretty much anything in the game give you that boost permanently?
>>343596664
Why do anything that makes sense?
>>343596664
does speechcraft even do anything in skyrim?
>>343596664
Why persist in your weak flesh when you can relinquish your life and be born again as a creature of steel and lightning, breathing life into a wonderous machine which sits solemnly waiting for a champion to arrive?
>>343594978
>who you can marry is limited
>you can't make a kid with your spouse
>even if you could, they wouldn't age
>you'll never get to watch them grow
>you'll never get to train them in swordplay/magic/archery etc
>you'll never get to see them set out on adventures on your own
fug
>>343597634
>*you'll never get to see them set out on adventures of their own
fixed
>>343597634
>tfw no Shield Knight campaign
>>343597634
>tfw no Shovel Knight levels with a pixelated campfire cooking minigame like Dragon's Crown
>>343594978
>Adopt a kid.
>Forget for a few hundred hours after downloading an assload of sex mods.
>Fast travel to dragonsreach to get something, look out into the distance outside.
>I see a naked loli running full throttle towards me.
>Panic, thinking I attacked this thing by accident before.
>Turn to try and go back inside.
>Can't click the door.
>A dialogue screen shows up without my consent.
>"MAMA!"
I nearly screamed.
>>343597634
>you can't make a kid with your spouse
>despite being bros with the Daedric Prince of debauchery
>while the leader of the mage college
>after investing in every alchemy shop in Skyrim
>after being blessed by both Mara and Dibella
Bethesda quality.
>>343599138
>and all you did was wear heavy gloves that punch hard, have a single shout, and know the ward spell
>>343597634
>Fable 2 promises
>>343597634
>>343597728
>>343597902
>>343598652
>>343599138
>>343594978
>>343596415
>>343599047
>>343599464
Be sure to stick around for the remaster!
>>343594978
what some may not know. you can murder the family of any child in skyrim. the child will go to the orphanage in a few ingame days. you can then adopt the child whos parents you murdered. love that
>>343599464
fable did somewhat deliver on that.
>>343600190
>nothing will be fixed
>cut content won't be added back in
>it'll only be a visual upgrade
But why, Todd
>>343600409
No they damn well did not.
>Your kids will grow up and join you on adventures.
Not a single fucking child grew past 8 or so and sure you could drag them along with you but it's not like they actually fought.
Also how the fuck did the BBEG even get into my hidden home behind a magically locked door?
>>343600580
Yeah they definitely didn't live up to the dream. But they did get close, and in comparison to Skyrim where it's just tacked on they came closer.
>>343600495
it JUST worksthe fact that normies will eat it up and defend it will be entertaining to watch desu
>>343600708
Oh well nobody expects quality from Bethesda right?
>>343594978
is dragonborn infertile or something? wtf
>>343600989
Nah, he can only impregnate dragons. And he gets off to Hagravens.
>>343593434
It means that she has good taste in steaks.
>>343600495
Can't fix what isn't broken
No content was cut everything promised was delivered
That's what a remaster is kiddo
Why do all the kids in Skyrim have the same ugly face?
I'm not saying they have to be fappable, but for fucks sake, they don't have to look like they have Downs either.
And it can't be
>muh realism
Yeah, a few kids out there are ugly as shit, but most of them are pretty qt.
>>343599298
>master thief implies in broad daylight that you're a thief and he wants you to be a thief for him
>guild quests are mostly solved by rampant murder
>very little thieving happens
>final quest involves you un-stealing an item
>get forced into serving a daedra that offers you no tangible benefit
>can't even murder the entire guild for the sake of cleaning up the city
At least you can climb mountains, am I right?
>>343601687
>Yeah, a few kids out there are ugly as shit, but most of them are pretty qt.
Because if the developers modelled attractive kids, they'd get berated and picked on for making "fuckable children" and be outcasted as pedos.
These days if adults even smile at a child that isn't their own, they'll get creepy looks bro. It's just WAY too easy to call someone a pedo.
Another explanation - not a single character in Skyrim vanilla is attractive, why would kids not look retarded?
>>343601747
>remember, lad, no killing, do you hear?
>kill everyone
>well done, lad
>build big, comfy house
>adopt children
>every time you come home to stash your loot they run at you
>"did you bring me something?"
>hand them a daedic dagger you found in some ancient tomb
>"mom" tells you how wonderful you are
>kid walks into basement ans starts hitting the training dummy
top-notch parenting, surely nothing can go wrong here
>>343601687
They all have the same voices and are all the same race (even if they're not supposed to be). I don't think they specifically designed children in the game, they just did some corner cutting fuckery.
>>343602625
now give them pic related and unleash them on the unsuspecting masses
>>343600989
HIS SEED IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER,
HIS SEED WOULD KILL DRAGONS
>>343602625
So, you're Kratos?
>>343602329
>get told to not kill people
>the Ratway can be cleared quickly with murder
>Goldenglow is easily done by slaughtering everything
>doesn't matter if you kill the guards in the East Empire Warehouse
>everyone in the Dwemer Museum, including Calcemo's nephew, can be killed with no penalty
>some of the side quests to restore the guild can also be fixed with murder
The climbable mountain of corpses aren't the result of a psychotic Dovahkiin. They're a victim of bad writing.
>>343602916
Housecarl, I am going into the kitchen and I need ONLY THE STRONGEST SPERM.
Wait, could you seriously do the "you kill, you're kicked out" Thieves Guild missions by killing?
Fuck, I did those legit. The honey mission even had floorplan designs reminiscent of Thief 1.
>>343602329
>>343604032
>>343604364
>Tfw people will defend Skyrims quest QUALITY when Skyrim 2 finally comes out
>>343604753
To be fair, the one good thing Oblivion had was quests.
And it was comfy.
>>343604364
Yeah, you can march your merry ass into Goldenglow in full plate, beat the fuck out of everyone without stealth, and kill Aringoth in his own bedroom with zero repercussions.
>>343593434
Christ, this reminded me of a friend i used to have who thinks he's a wolf and insists that he likes rare meat better than cooked meat in some obvious attempt to solidify his animal cred, even though animals prefer cooked meat they just can't fucking cook it themselves.
I think the downfall of Bethesda's recent games is their design philosophy of "you can do anything!" The player is never punished for playing poorly or locked out of any content on any given playthrough.
>>343600495
>visual upgrade
>yellow piss lighting and godrays everywhere is improvements
>try to play oblivion again
>aside from guild quests and main quests there's only like 2 things to do in each city
It's been five years and I still have no idea how anyone praised or enjoyed Skyrim.
>>343605041
>lgbt wasn't a slippery slope they said
they've already added queer, asexual, and two spirit (other kin) to the label, once they add pedosexual people might finally start realizing things are getting out of control
>>343605041
>friend i used to have who thinks he's a wolf
>>343605459
Been saying the same thing about Morrowind for a decade and a half.
>>343593434
>>343600190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxWUtShF_pE
FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD
Fuck
You
Todd
>>343605459
I've been playing it since the day it came out and I still haven't gotten bored of it, but that's just because of mods
it's depressing to think that people actually played the game on consoles
>>343604819
Comfy as fuck. Honestly wish Beth would do controller support for the PC version
>>343605915
I'm playing on console right now.
It's much better than fallout 4, which I played on PC with mods.
See that mountain? You can't climb it.
>>343606194
see that cell? if youre in it with any fog weather what so ever you'll geta surprise visit from todd
>>343606194
Is ruin on the left always there? Never noticed it before.
>>343605459
>>343605631
Either you like multiplayer shit or you have autism.
>tfw there is no Oblivion ost replacer for Skyrim
>>343604753
It won't be that bad, right?
>>343605113
Bethesda went full tilt into the casual market on that one. The last thing they'd want to do is upset their new wave of players because their "failed' at something or they did something "wrong." In the process, they ruined replayability for the rest of us because there are very few choices to make and even fewer that actually fucking matter.
>>343607001
its as simple as replacing the music files lol
learn2mod
>>343607861
I know how to replace it, I just dont know the best place to apply the songs to get the most comfy experience which is why I would rather defer to a mod creator to do it for me
>>343601747
>>343602329
>>343604032
>mfw remembering the idiocy of the Theive's Guild quests
>mfw remembering that one quest where you have to either side with the evil Forsworn king or an evil mafia family
Bethesda's indifference towards writing quality will never not piss me off.
>>343608132
>Bethesda writing quality>be an Argonian vampire wearing Hevnoraak
>Karliah's arrow still poisons you
>>343608050
a lot of the songs are really comfy you can do it yourself
As much as the last two elder games suck in the eyes of many the OST is really good especially oblivion.
Bethesda is the developer of peace /v/
