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>>343592136
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYPE
meh, I care less and less the more it becomes about the money and less about having fun
I might tune in to watch the morrowind run since it's not just skipping straight to dagoth ur.
>chibi posting
>save the animals
>hype
>cuck stories
>same autism
>germany
>cosmo and sjw bullshit
>"""""""""""Charity"""""""""""
Whole thread in a little while
HOY. HOY. HOY. HOY. EEEYUP. HOY HOY.
>>343592136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
>>343592354
oh shit son that actually sounds interesting
>>343592136
will wanda wright lose her virginity?
Will she be there?
>>343593093
I GOT A BIG FUCKIN BONER RIGHT NOW
The GDQs get worse every year, wonder what this one will do to top the last
>>343593447
well colbert just signal boosted the marathon on his talk show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
JOHN
>>343593447
>The GDQs get worse every year, wonder what this one will do to top the last
You guys have been saying this every year for the past three years now.
>>343593885
Mitch should've maybe probably I don't know shaved or something I think ya know before going on there
>>343594391
And it's been true every year too, so what's your point?
Oh man, I'm so excited! Can I get some hooooyyyyyyppp!?
Can't wait!
It's going to be such a huge fucking blast, trust me!
>>343592436
you forgot the worst
>anime posters
What time? Ausfag posting so i can figure out timezones and such.
>>343594742
>Tfw no more Go streams
;_;
>>343594767
Dont look at this website's ads thenThere's anime in them
....some of you guys are alright
don't go to SGDQ tomorrow
>>343593093
>she
>>343593093
she already said no. to be honest she probably won't ever go to another one. but she's starting to look waaay more passable so maybe in like a year.
>>343597049
i gotta say this post really made me laugh for some reason, just an empty reply
>>343597406
ironically this post made me laugh
>>343596924
>but she's starting to look waaay more passable
>>343597406
because you put so many "she"s in that post, I had to half-ass my reply like you did with your post
>>343593093
...who's that and can I suck his dick ?
>>343596924
>waaay more passable
What did he mean by this?
I've got a job coming up this Tuesday and I'm working nights. I'm not gonna be able to see anything.
what time does it start?
>>343593447
>that kiss
cute~
>>343596924
she needs long brown hair, not half dyed pigtails. then she'll look passable.
>>343594551
>speedrunning
>halo
Not quite as bad as Skyward Sword.
What is the worst game to speedrun and why is it Ocarina of Time? 20minute cutscenes for 3 frame-perfect tricks. It's insanity.
>>343592354
Well, it's SGDQ, so it's not about gathering money for greedy cancer profiteers.
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
Cosmo is NOT alright.
>>343599123
>Tfw xhe made twitch get rid of the WinWaker emote
I can't even stand using their chat, but rip
>>343599123
He doesn't even do the tranny voice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
Anyone remember that guy who speed ran some trash indie steam game that had only had a peak of like 30 players?
That whole block was fucking insufferable
http://webmshare.com/Gy7w1
>>343592136
Cosmo Why? poor guy.
>>343599123
the guy really needs some therapy and leftist hugbox will just let this shit happen
fucking bullshit, guy needs real fucking help
http://www.twitch
.tv/sylux98/v/15188018
>>343599564
I remember what you're talking about, but I can't recall the name of the game or the runner
>>343599564
I'm pretty sure it was a peak of 30 people who bought it. and the guy submitted it as a joke, and trashed the game on twitter.
>>343593093
That shit is creepier than any horror game.
>>343596924
Pass for what? A goblin?
>>343596924
Cosmo didnt pass as a human male. He wont pass as a female either.
>>343599916
Come on dude, no need to mock the mentally ill, dude needs therapy.
Narcissa is fine
>>343600018
Generally I think these people are just being retarded but Cosmo clearly does have legit problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>343600018
>no need to mock the mentally ill
As oppose to enabling it? I don't think so.
>dude needs therapy
He's already in way too deep for therapy.
http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
Looks like he's going to end it any day now..
>>343593093
s/he looks way happier here than running ww 20 hours a day
>>343599729
Actually, it's "What you are talking about."
>>343596924
>she's starting to look waaay more passable
maybe if you're a ghoul
>>343598919
100% is tons more interesting. Have you checked out Max% child?
>>343600398
>actually playing kom susser tod
why doesn't he just get therapy...
cosmo was such a great streamer and people literally justify this guys illness
>>343596924
hi cosmo
>>343598919
They tried to speedrun all the minigames in crashbash at some speedrun event and it was downright awful because half the games they couldn't even win first try
wait is siglmeic not going? or cosmo? how are people still hype when the 2 OG speedrunners arent there
GREETINGS
>>343602981
FROM
>realize sgdq is today
>set alarm to remind me at 12:00 since i missed the first 6 hours of agdq 2016
it's gonna be gud, friendsandfams.
reminder to get livestreamer and make your life easier with this command.
>>343603184
AUSCHWITZ
>starting a charity stream on 4th of July
>>343603308
nigga
https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
make YOUR life easier with this comment
>>343603645
not sure how that works, but my command brings me right back to gdq in one click without having to type or search for anything.
i use it because gdq has incompetent staff that crash the stream all the fucking time.
>>343603867
this allows you to set up notifications for when a followed channel goes live along with giving you a browsing interface that opens up any stream in livestreamer in one click.
>>343603308
>putting livestreamer.exe in system32
kek
>>343603592
It starts on the 3rd ya dingus.
What was that whole drama about the guy showing up a hotel room door drunk and the girl telling him to leave?
That was at AGDQ, right?
>>343603986
it's so you can easily execute it via cmd
it's not like you're going to accidentally delete the folder
>>343594191
NUMBERS
>>343604441
>easily execute the command
>not just making a bat file or using livestreamer gui
Okay.
>>343604519
i'm the one who linked the livestreamer gui you twat
>>343603645
Needs a way to filter out twitch partners/subscribefags. I'll go to some obscure game with a few dozen viewers and it'll have a subscribe for $5 button.
>>343604441
>running cmd as admin
BEST SPEED GAME COMING THROUGH
Oh, heyCosmois streaming.
It's not a speedrun.
Woo.
>>343604698
who said anything about admin?
and as far as the subscribe thing, i don't even think you can do that on the twitch website. make a request to the designer.
>>343599597
>tfw this tranny had a gf and you never have
http://www.theyetee.com/sgdq/detail.php?itemid=SGDQ16-Drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
GET HYPE
What's the appeal of this other than the TAS block?
>>343604849
system32 is running it as admin, default is user folder
>>343604742
jesuschrist almighty
it looks like something out of a japanese horror moie
Every single person in this thread should be executed for autism and wasting atomic particles on such useless shit
>>343605047
stop liking what i don't like !!! !! !
>>343604963
even worse its like b movie horror
>>343605098
Stop being a faghot and get laid,
>>343605047
[you]
>>343605248
(you)
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with.
>>343604519
>not just making a bat file
that's what i did, m8. also trying out the gui now
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>greetings from germany
>>343605335
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>343604963
It's just kind of fucked up.
I support transgender folks and all that, but the fact that Narcissa went through it via internet pills and WikiHow guides instead of an actual doctor and slow transition fucked her up mentally permanently.
She still goes to the hospital occasionally for suicidal ideation and panic attacks and it looks like most of the people in her life have abandoned her.
I've been a fan of Cosmo (or Narcissa, or whatever-the-fuck) for years so this kind of hurts to see.
I sincerely hope that this wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision that has permanently hurt her but I have a gut feeling that it was.
>>343605335
can someone link that video please, it was the truth
>>343604508I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
>>343605335
Literally no different than any of thousands of LoLers complaining about how horrible their game is despite being hopelessly addicted to it.
His quote just shows he's a faggot, speedrunning is fine.
>>343605465
>tfw based caveman will have TWO runs this SGDQ
Hell yes
>>343605463
BASED
>>343605309
>>343605314
Kys you'll be do the world a favor
>>343605539
It's not though, you can't make much money off it or even generate much money for charity from it
It's only mildly amusing for the first few times you do it
>>343604879
>tfw I'm so far behind socially that even if i tried i'll never catch up and will have to either settle with a desperate older woman that will cheat any chance she gets or an ugly beast that will only ever passively like you at best as if you aren't a fine catch for somebody like her
>>343605561
>big jon only gets to play mario maker with like 9 other people
>no mario 2
>still no werster
This is from 6 months ago. They must really hate him.
>>343605718
Does anyone have that webm from AGDQ of the guy grinning at the girl and you could see her mouth "WOW" as she walks away.
Shit was so fucking funny.
I managed to get the entire week of SGDQ off of work so I could just chill and have fun.
Unfortunately, that fell apart due to familial issues as they decided to take advantage of this week off and have me work for them.
I get that family is more important than video games, but the GDQs are my favorite weeks of the year.
It hurts.
>>343592136
So you eaither have perpetual virginty, but be reallyreallyfast at a game, or have some semblance of a social life and not be reallyreallyfast but have enough skill to get the job done, and maybe some time in between porkin your gf...really makes you think why people want be reallyreallyfast
Take this shit to >>>/vr/ or some other autist site
anyone have the webm or gif of that guy having autism spazzes near the goldeneye runner
>>343605890
I believe he was actually grinning at the camera, the girl just happened to be getting up and looked at him. You can see their eyes meeting
>>343605957
Kys
>>343605465
>I sincerely hope that this wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision that has permanently hurt her but I have a gut feeling that it was.
it was.
>>343606008
I'm pretty sure that's what happened too, but I haven't seen the webm since it happened. It's obvious the guy didn't have any bad intentions, but it was still pretty fucking funny.
>>343605854
>Price is right
>golf
I love big Jon as much as the next guy but god damn. you can't blame them for not wanting filler.
Attending SGDQ, anon?
Remember to brush up on the rules!
http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
>>343594961ad blocker
>>343605918
>girls trying to fist bump
No.
>>343606109
Fuck. There it is. Thank you based anon.
>>343606202
#justguythings xD
Last one.
>>343606109
How does anyone think this girl is getting up because of the dude?
He has nothing to do with it
>>343605465
Hugbox internet communities claim yet another innocent life
>>343593093
GOOD BYE HORSES
I'M FLYING OVER YOU
What are good games for first-time speedrunners and how does one go about learning to perform the run?
>>343606263
It is a guy thing though
>>343606109
not to be sexist or anything but why do they even let roasties in when comic-con and evo have a bunch of supposed "incidents" and accusations?
>>343606491
Wht the fuck is a roasty?
>>343606292
Are you retarded or something, she was weirded out by the smile you fucking autist. It has nothing to do with her getting up but her reaction you socially inept fuckshit
>>343606567
it's short for roast beefs
>>343605957
or you can just man up/be selfish and say fuck off give me my one week of the year to myself
fucking whiner
>>343606283
Hey he actually moved in for the introductions, good on him.
>>343605957
>He can't even stand up for himself enough to refuse his family on his week off
Unless you live with them you're a fucking faggot
>>343606632
Not him but aren't you getting a bit upset over this
>>343606632
>tfw I did this once on the subway where a dead-exhausted girl staggered through the doors at a stop, sat down next to me, I smiled at her, and she got up and stood on the other side of the car
I will never know love in my lifetime
>>343605957
I pity you
>>343606797
>>343606821
Do you two know how normal human interactions work?
Actually functioning adults don't disregard family requests when they actually need help just so they can watch AutismCon 2016.
Real friends / family > friendship simulators / speedruns.
>>343606929
why do they all look the same?
>>343607059
>comparing real people to fucking video games
I like sucking massive cock, will this be a good show to attend/stream
>>343607059
yes they do, actually, depending on the situation
there are so many people that forget their family the moment they do something that said people don't agree with. there are so many family members that abuse the kindness of their kin to get things they want.
you're just a fucking pushover
>100 hours of "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY MY WIFE'S SON AND I ARE WATCHING, WE LOVE WATCHING YOU ALL BREAK THESE GAMES! MY GENDERFLUID GREAT UNCLE DIED OFF ASS CANCER KICK CANCERS BUTT AND KILL LE ANIMALS!"
Thanks but no
>>343605718
>>343605918
>>343606109
>>343606283
I don't get it
>>343607224
>not listening to all these people who have pathetic lives and feeling better about yourself
AGDQ and SGDQ are the only times where I don't feel like killing myself every day because I get to listen to constant broadcasts of cucks talking about themselves
>>343606797
>>343606821
>disregarding your very own family
If your family legit needs you for something and you refuse to help them you are the most despicable human being possible
>>343606910
The world is cruel not everyone will work around your mental shortcomings
>>343606146
I'll take 10 minute filler over 4-6+ hour long JRPG's
Story-based games are not for speed running unless you're doing one of those glitches that ends the game in 5 minutes like that one faggot who failed at with the stairs and embarrassed himself
>>343607416
again, not in every situation
but feel free to keep seeing things in black and white, I gave you a benefit of a doubt but I guess you really are a wishy-washy idiot that has no self-value because you throw away what little leisure time you have for ambiguous reasons.
until you tell me exactly what these family issues are, you will be irrefutably known as a push-over that every john, dick, and harry will take advantage off every chance they get.
>>343607208
I'm glad that I can come to /v/ to find people who know exactly what kind of relationships I have with my family, what kind of things that they do for me, what the expectations are, and how I was raised.
>>343607416
This,unless you have ass on the line, but in this case its autismcon
>>343605463
this guy kicks fucking ass
>>343607552
I'm not that guy so I have no idea what the issues are and neither do you, but usually when someone says "family issues" the conversation ends there, it's rude to ask.
I've been watching the runs I didn't get to see at AGDQ this week in preparation, and they've all been pretty fucking boring.
Hopefully it'll be more fun when they're live, otherwise I might just be burnt out.
>big jon will never hold you down and have his way with you
>>343607274
"Cringe" moments from AGDQ 2016.
1) Guy trying to get their attention
2) Girl gets rekt from failed fistpump
3) Guy making eye contact with the girl while grinning towards the camera
4) Guy in red shaking hands with them after talking.Afterwards he was sitting there looking pretty dejected.
>>343594956
I'm with you, anon. I miss those.
>>343604450
John "Takin' Their Testosterone" Numbers
John "Friend of Feminism" Numbers
John "Manhood Marauder" Numbers
John "Erection Eradicator" Numbers
John "Virility Viking" Numbers
John "Penis Pillager" Numbers
John "Scrotum Stealer" Numbers
>>343594191
>>343594191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OXGvvL0Hc
>>343607776
which one is big jon
>>343607676
yeah if you trust the person enough to know that "family issues" isn't just an excuse or a flimsy reason
if you're talking about rudeness on an anonymous imageboard you probably don't realize where you are.
>>343607676
This is /v/, you really wanna talk about being rude?
>>343592136
autism
>>343608037
The big one
>>343608037
Which one do you think?
>check the schedule
>only souls is demon souls
dropped. I was hopping to see if anyone was going to take on DS3 yet. Apparently they found a way to skip Cathedral of the Deep and just glitch their way into Irythill which would have been cool to show off.
>>343608280
that is one fat nigger
>>343608545
maybe no runner was available
shit decision to blow off the whole marathon for that alone
>>343593447
I heard a story that they forced him to move.
I really hope that is bullshit.
As someone who is mostly wheelchair bound, I dont enjoy taking my wheelchair anywhere in public, I'd rather go through the excruciating pain I suffer in my calfs whenever I walk due to my muscle disease than to be even seen in a wheelchair.
And heres this guy, blind in one eye, unable to walk, really sweet, really friendly, really happy(I know I wouldn't be if I was in his position) and plops himself right in front of the camera, and they make him leave.
>>343594551
>HALO
Is this shitty games done quick?
>>343606146
>>343608549
>>343608280
>>343608037
>>343607776someone post the screencaps from the inflation fetish site
>>343600179
once she starts becoming passable ill be in way too deep for her.
as in im going to stick my cock in her so far that i can't get it out and we're gonna have to call an ambulance to help us.
>>343605465
It's fucked up that people with legitimate mental illness are told that there fine and everyone else is the problem.
Image someone doing that to schizophrenics or people with bipolar
>>343608998
>or people with bipolar
I've heard plenty of people tell women they are fine.
>>343608702
atleast halo took this shitty ass speedrunning bullshit from a 1 to a 4 on the entertainment scale
watching autists run past an entire game is far from entertaining
>>343608037
He's a big guy.
I'm starting to have regrets.
Did I fuck up by doing this? It's the best card I could find for my necromancer.
>>343609228
I suppose being such a linear hallway, halo might be fun to watch speedran.
>>343609342
wrong thread sorry guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKxM4ToLLR8
Doctor = regressive left
Parents = people concerned for Cosmo's wellbeing
Patient = Cosmo
>getting cucked done quick
>>343593447
>Push him up and replace where was with a chair
why so mean
>>343605957
cosmo has more testosterone than you
Remember if someone is having a mental breakdown you should encourage them because were so damn tolerant
>>343609148
>that gif
we live in an age where you cant make a single mistake or you risk having your dumb moment caught and uploaded for retards on an image board to laugh at...
>>343609805
We aren't the retards.
do you really think people care OP? an agdq event happens like every month at this point. plus speedrunning is fucking dead, all people want is esports now
>>343609984
>>343610108
Man these tripfags are getting lazy with the bait
>>343592354
>A literal charity fundraising event is trying to raise money for charity
Wow, those fucking assholes.
>>343610326
>woman runs into glass window
>calls people laughing at her retards
lol
>>343598919
But the frame perfect tricks are done by 100% runners every single run to get them going past 10 minutes, the only tough thing Any % runners have to contend with is the Deku Nut drop.
>>343610376
>Still being a tripfag
>2012+4
>>343606109
Wasn't he just grinning at the camera?
>>343608797
Oh god please don't tell me Big Jon has an inflation fetish
He's such a cool guy
>>343610743
he's a literal feeder. people pay to watch him eating ridiculous amounts of food.
>>343593093
that thing should try to be a character actor, would pass as a real scary monster of the deep
>>343610352
You should do some research on the charities behind these events, they're shady as fuck.
>>343596924
>she
>>343606303
This is a serious problem. Look what happened to Michal Jackson, he was so famous and rich I doubt people told him wanting to become peter pan is retarded
>>343605854
Big Jon got golf into NASA and then skipped out on it, so he really has no right to complain anymore.
>>343610743
>he doesn't know
>my nigga bonesaw gonna be there
>>343597515
Max looks more female than he ever will, and max isn't even trying.
I don't really care
There aren't enough fun runs to bother watching it all anymore
>>343594551
>EST: Basically 1:40:00
hehe
>Best run at AGDQ was Hotline Miami 2, by far
>Snowfats got banned for having a Trump hat on
>>343608702
It's not bullshit. They made him move because of the tablet he had around his neck. Not allowed to have signs, something like that.
I want to watch it, but I'm really tired of the repetetive slog it became.
The same runs, same shitty blocks, save the animals needs to stop, the donor messages need to stop being the same shit all the time. It's like watching a rerun every six months now.
Also they need to bring the casual couch atmosphere back. It hasn't felt relaxed since they nixed it.
>trihex gets a gf
>absolutely can not shut the fuck up about it on twitter and insists on including her during his streams where she just sits there awkwardly
isn't he like 25? I had to stop watching his stream/paying attention to him whatsoever. I know "LE CRINGE XD" is overused these days, but trihex's teenage-love-phase-but-in-his-mid-20s was seriously just too much.
>>343599123
Christ almighty.
>>343606146
>Price is right
I'd like to see a few of these per event. They're quite refreshing in the midst of the same boring 1h+ games played every event.
>>343612639
Wasn't he banging Noire?
>>343612639
Good lord I hope she doesn't go to SGDQ then
Will he even be there?
>>343612639
Trihex is the whitest nigga on the planet.
based bigjon
>>343599397
when the soylent hit you
>>343605854
>implying they want a loud aussie that says nigger and fuck every two seconds into a "PG" event
I fucking love werster but ive come to face the facts he's probably never coming back to any GDQ
Why aren't you going, anon?
I thought you were the only alpha who could bag those girls? Weren't you making fun of the betas?
>>343612639
If I got a girlfriend that hot I'd probably have trouble keeping my mouth shut about it too.Real talk though, I watch his stream a lot, and she's cool as fuck. They're a great couple, he got a real winner.
I'd like a GDQ where they don't do runs for games that are overrun to death. No zelda, no megaman. Showcase crazier speedruns we don't see all the time.
I know it won't happen because the people who throw money at this are nostalgia zombies who giggle when they see zelda and chrono trigger and log in to paypal.
>>343612757
>Will he even be there?
According to the schedule, no.
The lowest point for me recently with Trihex was the one week where he only played NSMB levels on MM.
>No fun allowed: The stream
>Trihex yoshi's island run one of the best things I've ever seen at GDQ events
>He hasn't done another non gimmicky event run there in years
>No run this year
Total bummer.
>>343612896
Wall jump strats. NSMB has more tech and is much better to play in.
>>343612890
This.
Catechumen is still one of my all-time favorite runs, and it's just a shitty Christian FPS that fucks up horribly on modern systems.
i'm in the room now. there's only a few people here and it's mainly just people dicking around playing video games.
trust me when i say they've sucked all the fun out of it. jesus christ it's a hollow shell of what it once was. you'll see what i'm talking about once you get your first view of the couch area.
you know that picture where it shows each year getting more and more dark and depressing? well, let's just say that this is by far the worst.
>>343613063
Pics or I don't believe you.
>>343612829
They let Spikevegeta come back and he said "black midget and fat jew" on camera last year
>>343613004
it's that time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOHYmiLLGdc
>>343613063
Take a picture, you lying faggot.
Trihex is a fucking idiot, for real.
>>343592436
Happy birthday Mugi
>>343613119
>>343613131
>implying i want to get thrown out
have fun waiting for disappointment.
>>343606158
Jesus fucking christ
>>343613130
This is so amazing, then I think of now where the couch is way back there, he wouldn't be allowed to take his shirt off, and event staff would have never let the accordion guy up there.
>no fun allowed for a fucking charity
It turned into a fun time with a hype as shit crowd to people literally falling asleep in the crowd
Was this even legal?
Does he still sell autographed posters of himself?
>>343613130
That's amazing.
>>343613209
>Can't even just whip out his phone and take a subtle photo of the room
>>343607224
>MY WIFE'S SON
Was it a GDQ event that brought us this meme?
>>343613209
>there's apps that disable camera sound on phone
>bububuhhhh I'll get thrown out
Do your research next time before trying to ruse anyone.
>>343606158
>Trump supporters will be kicked out immediately, no questions asked
Really?
Reminder that Trihex browses /co/ and /v/ and is probably in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>343613220
>>343606158
Honestly I can't see anything here that's particularly bad. They're not outright banning fun and basically leave it up to the runner, which is the way it fucking should be.
>>343613027
I loved seeing stuff like pulseman get run, which is technical and interesting to watch.
There's so little of that now.
>>343607478
You're wrong. The most interesting runs are the one's where very few glitches are used and the run is somewhat long and requires high skill constantly. Stuff like TTYD and glitchless Pokemon are the best.
>>343613508
I want to suck his Big Black Cock
>>343613312
Mainly because of the different venue they got, where you can't even see the audience.
Of course that's probably fault of the event getting so huge, but being unable to interact with such a small crowd really takes away from the experience, and forces the runner and whoever he invites to sit near him to have to carry large portions of the run in terms of entertainment.
>>343613575
No, you are the one who is wrong. Take your shit taste and go and stop wasting hours of our time on stupid fucking jrpgs we've already seen a hundred times already.
>hey bby, mind sitting next to me while i stream money-, mario maker? i need to remind people i have a girlfriend
I miss Reimu.
>>343613313
Other than the romhacks being a grey area, I can't see there being anything illegal about that picture.
>>343613587
Fuck off back to your containment board faggot
>>343613398
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>343613128
Thats very different from saying nigger even on a bonus stream
>No signs or stuffed animals or anything
I really don't get this. It doesn't distract the runner and the stream loved it. What boring narcissist complained that people in the audience were drawing attention from them?
>>343613664
Trihex died for me when he stopped steaming Yoshi. I get it that you'd get bored speed running a game for so long, but he has little variety outside of 2+2
>>343613398
No. It was a Trump protest rally.
>>343613804
People were cheering too much for the 2hu's that nobody would care about why audience members were knitting.
>>343613674
i find that hard to believe
>>343613804
>http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
>No detracting from the runner’s presence without their consent. Signs, costumes, stuffed animals, grandstanding or any form of taking attention from the runner should be discussed with the runner and staff beforehand.
It's not banned you fucking mong, you just have to get permission from whoever's doing the run
>>343613804
Good, pandering to Twitch kiddies who think a "Kappa //" sign is the funniest thing in the world is really annoying.
>>343613804
Some guy fucked his touhou plush in the background of the stream, which is why plushes were outlawed
Like those speedruns? Don't forget to follow me on Instagram!
>>343613945
Sadly not true.
I liked that schedule.No I don't, that last chunk looks boring as shit.
>no runescape
shit gdq desu
99 wc when
>>343614007
>get a gf
>become a boring ass normie instantly
so this is the power of women...
>>343614007
Woah, trihex has a girlfriend?????
>>343613995
that's not true in the slightest
>>343613993
>The first time hearing someone say Kappa out loud as a way to show they are sarcastic
Those people should be executed.
>trihex
>straight
ain't gonna fool me, nigga.
what the fuck were they thinking with the finale this year?
boring long RPG -> super metroid -> boring long RPG
I know tradition is ending with a boring long RPG but why do they have TWO in such close proximity
>>343614007
Is that Quiet's sister?
>>343614221
he definitely done some ass play before nigga
Anyone remember the animorphs run? That was incredible.
Superior schedule coming through.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10pDzvMt-RmudFO1E9hN0mPx58PRBevPqH4zhPxYyFB0/edit#gid=0
>>343614560
Thanks jackass.
I had nearly forgotten that abortion unto god.
>>343612890
Or they could even refren things up a bit. Swordless Zelda was a pretty cool guy, and I'd like to see more of NES Zelda games played with such restrictions.
>>343614560
I had work the next morning, and was staying up WAY later than I should have.
I just couldn't stop watching. It was like a train wreck happening before my eyes in slow motion. Did they even get halfway through? Who the hell seriously picks a game they themselves described as stupidly dependent on RNG, and decides to speedrun it at a marathon?COME ON DOLPHIN
Romscout is practicing blind SOTN right now
>>343614007
>>343613664
What a boring insecure man.
>>343614720
Yes, instead we should only have Mega Man and Mario games where bad RNG means you lose 3 seconds and every run looks always the same. So exciting.
>Pepsiman is on the schedule
This had better be cutscene%.
>>343614007
He seems to be happy and enjoying his life, good for him.
How many hours till it starts?
What new memes should we expect?
>>343614816
Are you legitimately defending the idea of speedrunning a game where RNG can set you 20 minutes over your goal, and end halfway through the game?
>>343614501
God, you fucking millennials. waaahhh i wasn't told "i love you" enough.
You people need a real life-altering tragedy to happen to you so it'll put your fucking shit into perspective.
What whiny twat.
carlsagan42 is objectively the best individual in the whole community
>>343609410
what game
After the last two trainwrecks? I could not care less.
I have to work tomorrow anyway.
>>343614943
Where's the fun if there are no risks involved? Animorphs was shit, but still better than the typical NES platformers where the difference between a god run and a trainwreck is 10 seconds.
>>343615035
Google saysTree of Savior
https://www.twitch.
tv/sylux98/v/15188018
trihex getting BTFO by his squad for being a fake ass nigga
fuck trihex. fake weeb pandering to middle class whitebois so they feel like they have a black weeb friend because that's diverse and tolerant.
>>343614961
And when were you born?
>>343592136
>tfw have to be at work whenever CavemanDCJ is playing
>>343615074
When did I say RNG is horrible? I said speedrunning a game built entirely around RNG in a marathon is retarded.
>>343615020
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
>>343614961
its just what someone who has never had validation does when they suddenly get validation. i think most of us can relate
>>343611330
true, MSF are pretty dark
kinda like they're plotting something
>>343615204
lmao. You can truly be a living meme. You have to donate now.
>>343615214
Holy fuck what a faggotron
>>343592136
I've been so busy with work, I still thought it was still a month from nowI'm tired, but at least I'm not starving
>>343615210
If you can react to it and still do well it's good. And knowing that there are extreme circumstances where skill alone isn't enough makes the runs more exciting.
>>343614501
LITTLE
BLACK
DICKS
HOOOOOOYYYYYYP
>>343613492
Why would you need a app to disable the camera sound and not just put the volume down for it to be automatically deactivated?
So the objective best speedgames are OOT at a category that isn't any% (So either All Dungeons or 100%), Super Metroid Kill the Animals, and Super Mario 64 70Star/120Star, right?
How are the runners for those games?
>>343606809
That's the thing about women though. If they found him attractive, they would have been pleased all for him introducing himself. Since they didn't, they thought he was a creep and were annoyed.
In the reverse situation, a guy is more likely to be polite and chat even if he doesn't find the girl worthy of fucking.
>>343615020
>>343615214
What an idiot, jesus, thankfully he won't be playing this time
http://www.twitch
.tv/trihex/v/75148840?t=56m35s
What the FUCK?
No. I did not know
thanks OP
>>343615437
>trihex yoshi's island posters
Okay, I'll buy them.
Where do I go to get the posters?
>>343615610
Is that really him, though?
>>343615624
Truly he is an honorary white
>>343611330
>MSF
>shady
come one now, that's beyond tinfoil hat level
Apologize.
>>343616173
that's two boys
>>343616173
I'm not sure if they were ever truly dating but they aren't anymore
>>343616253
but one of them is female
>>343612764
is this shopped to look like DK's face?
Chibi had a hard life.
>>343616363
>A thinking rational being thought that would be a good picture to represent them in the online arena
I refuse to believe this.
Makes you think...
>>343615129
>they're ranting on him for some reason
>trihex just going "umm ok"
what am i looking for here
>>343616441
>>343616363
Whats chibi up to nowadays
>>343616363
Go home Chibi you're not bisexual
These threads always sound like /cgl/ or mid-thirty-something females discussing celebrity gossip
http://soundcloud.com/chibinekodemyx/my-last-regrets-in-memory-of-a
>>343616513
>Makes you think...
Ugh!
I wish people all over 4Chan would stop saying that over and over.
>>343616601
Is Hannah Graham okay though?
>>343616749
>Ugh!
Makes you think...
>>343612871
>That hot
I AM GONNA POST IT
IM GONNA POST *THAT* WEBM
>>343616780
>
Makes you think...
>>343616961
I'm ready
>>343605465
Being transgender is a mental illness and should be stopped.
>>343615534
>OOT
what does this mean
>>343599123
what the fuck
I remember I used to follow speedrun drama
get fucked, I told you that cunt cosmo was seeing was going to fuck him up
I TOLD YOU SO, SHITTERS
>>343616513
I dont get it
Is Chibi really permabanned from AGDQ?
>>343617485
>the power of being rich
or
>shes blind and using a DS with braille
>>343617524
Yes
>>343617524
Given how many nobodies we're left with, who isn't banned from GDQ?
>>343604508
id really be interested to read more about chibi's reaction to being told to shut the fuck up.
are there any good runs this year
or is it the same shitty 20 megaman and sonic games
>>343617524
Is Werster banned? Far more important
It's ridiculous how many good runners are banned, let alone blueglass not being allowed near the stream
>>343599597
>>343604879
he hoverhandin
>>343617960
Caveman has two runs, and he's actually pretty fun to watch, his streams are really chill.
>>343618021
anything else? it's a long week
If you had the power to unban one runner, who would it be?
>>343616690
>be chibi's father
>hope for a normal son with normal social skills and normal interests
>turns out to be an autist, a weeb, a fag, a nerd and a complete failure
>die
>have your fag of a son sing a gook song in your memory
i wonder how he'd feel about the song
>>343618115
Werster, easily. Despite his questionable language, his runs were always extremely informative and entertaining.
>>343618078
KOTOR, Morrowind and Pokemon might be cool if the runner is any good. Morrowind was a bit meh last time but maybe it's better this time.
>>343599123
>I'm super smart. I'm way smarter than everyone
You know what. Let's ignore the tranny thing.
Let's ignore that he sounds like a 15 year old who thinks he's figured out the world.
If he's so smart, why hasn't he done shit about it?
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>343605731
who cares though. what are you racing toward? the same shitty life as the other normans?
why is werster banned?
I thought AGDQ was the one run by nazi germany, not this one
I'm probably going to donate with some dumb memes, what should I put in the message? Thinking of wife's son and shit like that.
I'm surprised more people aren't cynical towards GDQ events these days. If it wasn't obvious before, it should be now: they've become marketing platforms for streamers.
>Pick a memegame to get fast at
>Grind it out until you have a respectable, competitive time
>Kiss ass/meme it up until you become a "community" favorite
>Get run accepted at GDQ
>Drop memes and fake a upbeat, charismatic personality during your run
>OMG, [runner]'s RUN WAS SO FUNNY :) DAMN, I'M GONNA GIVE THAT GUY A FOLLOW! EPIC RUN!
>Slowly phase out speedrunning from your stream until you're known first as a variety/"personality" streamer and a speedrunner second
>Network with other popular variety streamers
>Eventually most of your current fanbase aren't even aware you speedran in the first place
>Remove your speedrunning info (best times, other runners to check out, etc) from your profile page
>Now you're just another popular Let's Play streamer who used the speedrunning community and events as springboards to fame and fortune
Pic related.
>supporting Cucks Without Borders
Will Big Jon be there?
>>343618295
Greetings from my German wife's son.
>>343615074
i'm assuming you're not aware because you only watch terrible games, but in most good games the risk comes from failing difficult tricks that require skill and tons of hours of practice. the risk should not come from nonsense rng that is completely outside the runner's control.
G R E E T I N G S
>SGDQ this week
>EVO in the next week
This month will be intense.
>>343618295
>>343618346
"Greetings from Sunny hot California! Me and my son's wife are watching the stream together while she visits her sick sister in Detroit. FUCK CANCER. This 20$ goes to Tyrone's charity choice.
>>343599123
what a time bomb, jesus
gonna be fun when he realizes he doesnt want to be a girl but the estrogen has already ruined him
>>343618309
Broman or the guy running Boshy? Or both?
is any fun allowed?
or is SGDQ all serious business now too
>>343618484
EVO will be shit, the lineup is even worse than last year and last year was already the worst in memory
Melee autists are also going full throttle on embarrassing themselves the last week, so there'll probably be drama there too
>>343618309
>Watched a stream of his playing Monster Hunter 3U
>Fighting the last story fight, Dire Miralis
>Using a gunlance
>Doing nothing but guard poking, not even shelling
>Clearly has no idea how to use the weapon
>They triple cart nearly 6 times in 30 minutes
>Most of the time it's a shitshow Kelbi bow user
>They finally beat it
>Someone gives him $100 for it>Realizing I could have capitalized on these retards
>>343618497
>while she visits her sick sister in Detroit.
kek
>>343618602
only good thing about smash shit is it gives you time to get food before street fighter
>>343618602
CEO was hype as fuck though, and EVO is usually always better than CEO.
>>343593093
>>343600120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2352u2rDVY
test
http://vidya.imode.jp
>>343618309
>speedrun library is richer
>people are entertained
>effort is rewarded
Truly, these are the end times.
>>343618703
thanks for the mustard gas.
>good time for donations
>oh shit the game trolled me
>so me and my friends have a surprise for you
>starts singing
>>343618675
do not click this
>First day conists of Super Mario Sunshine, Demon's Souls, Catherine, Double Dash, and Tony Hawk's Underground
This is a pretty good start. I wonder how they'll fuck it up.
>>343618309
>witwix
>>343618675
DELETE THIS
witwix i know you read these threads
for the love of god man, lose some weight.
you're a ticking time bomb.
>>343600398
I WISH
>>343593093
He legitimately scares the shit out of me.
>>343614007
#Blacked
>>343593093
creepy.
Remember the good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJwgceMflI
>>343593447
Why are qe still here? Just to suffer?
>>343605854
Werster is banned because he stole hotel keys.
>>343618927
everyone is just a degenerate mario maker streamer now
im looking at you trihex
>>343618927
Kharma for taking the lazy road. Gluttony ends all in the end.
>>343593093
How did he post this online and not think, "This looks kind of creepy."
>that asian boy who dressed like a girl as a joke looked more passable than cosmo after years of medication
>>343593093
his Transylvania streams were great, rip
>>343598919
Games' quality has nothing to do with speedrunning
Uncharted or Skyward sword have surprising glitches, while good games like Odin sphere or JRPGs are boring to watch
>>343608702
He had a tablet around his neck displaying emotes that the twitch chat typed, they didn't like that the spurged on chat and made him leave. They didn't just tell him to stop, they made him fucking leave.
Hey guys I Love this game heres 5 dollars for my favorite runner (Insert twitch name here) my dog died of cancer and i really wanna help
save the animals
>>343616363
>the day I was happy and my mom has to shit all over it
My mother does that too
Women are scum
>>343592136
fuck yes
hoping for exposure and meme and sick wr records
When is 'Cosmo' going back to the things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdUbhW4-8n0
Chat blowing up was hilarious.
>>343592354
SGDQ isn't full of the terrible essay length cancer sob story donations
so at least there's that
>>343617993
Yes, Werster stole hotel key cards and are not allowed at the GDQ's anymore. Be a nigger, get nigger treatment.
>>343598949
>>343610352
I heard the person who holds these events takes like half the fucking money or some bullshit.
>>343593093
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
>>343619898
>EST: Basically 1:40:00
my sides
>>343605465
>her
>She
>her
>her
>her
>>343596924
>she
>(You)
>>343606158
>0 rules regarding sexual activity
makes sense
>>343612639
>isn't he like 25? I had to stop watching his stream/paying attention to him whatsoever. I know "LE CRINGE XD" is overused these days, but trihex's teenage-love-phase-but-in-his-mid-20s was seriously just too much
I have a friend who tags or whatever you call it into EVERY fucking facebook post he does and he's in his 20s.
Like he's always saying "HAHA Like you!" or "look at this"
Love like that feels like it won't last.
>>343594608
sam pls dont shoot up the place you madman. also, where is charls and nick you cunt?
>>343620173
How is it stealing? The hotels just throw those away anyway
>>343612639
desu she's a butterface
he isnt that ugly for a "black" guy, wonder why he is settling for scraps
>>343613674
chibi is streaming???
>>343612639
He said he wasn't in a great place before he met her. And she, like, gave him a new outlook or some shit. Probably why he is so affectionate.
But yeh, I can see this relationship not lasting. It's gonna be really fucking awkward when they break up. I don't know how he is going to handle it.
>>343620473
>desu she's a butterface
What? She's a solid 8. Even higher if she didn't have acne.
>>343615584
>Since they didn't, they thought he was a creep and were annoyed.
fuck these cunts with holes
the worst creatures
>>343616385
No, but there's one that is.
Sadly I forgot to save it
Are there any interesting new games being run or is it all just gonna be the same mario,samus,zelda,ffvii,etc?
>>343620473
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>343620553
your standards are low
then again when you are starving even crackers will taste good I guess
>>343620185
No the money goes directly to the charity in question. But MFC or whatever that cancer charity is called pays the GDQ a sum of money and Mike used to get like 60-80k of it. The doctors without border charity is the non scummy one as they don't get any of the money from them.
>>343620465
No hotel in the entire fucking world could afford throwing away keys every time a guest stay in a fucking room you stupid retard. When you take something that someone else owns, that's called stealing I understand hit's hard to understand for niggers though.
>>343620606
>343616385
They did Uncharted once and that was pretty cool
This is seriously their worst line up ever.
>>343606158
>Keep yourself clean by showering regularly. If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
this is a good rule
>>343593093
>>343608280
How come these events attract the worst and most disgusting scum?
Why would anyone be physcially in that room with these monsters
like, really
>SGDQ rules: no guns
jesus, speaking of survival games
>>343620695
Your standards must be high as fuck just thinking only models are hot. Girls who you will never get with either if you think she is ugly.
Unless you are into chicks like Cosmo.
>>343620698
>No hotel in the entire fucking world could afford throwing away keys every time a guest stay in a fucking room you stupid retard.
Literally all of them do, otherwise people can just read the magnetic information off the cards and clone room keys.
>>343620712
The fact that the rule even has to be stated is worrisome.
>>343599397
rev up them helicopters boys
>>343606158
>Games Done Quick events have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy in regards to harassment of all kinds, including but not limited to:
>-Physical assault.
>-Battery.
>-Stalking.
what a bunch of bullshit
>>343620775
I see you still live in 1990 anon, reading cards isn't as easy as it used to be. The cost of making new cards and changing the information on the locks far outweighs the cost of someone cloning the cards and using them.
>>343620764
this is a 10
the girl in that pic is a 6 at best
>>343593093
It's so strange how trannies like this get a kick out of acting disproportionately over feminine. Like, he know's he looks like the tranny he is, yet girls who looked as manly as that wouldn't go out of their way to do this shit on cam.
>>343620553
just goes to show how subjective beauty is tbdesu. she looks very average, borderline trashy to me. I see more attractive women on my way to work every day.
she sort of looks like a fat mouse.
>>343607075
white people all look the same.
>>343620908
>10
>literally a skeleton
Yeah, no.
>>343617524
>>343617993
/r/ list of banned and why
out of memory works
>>343620948
>skeleton
>muscles
uhh
>>343620881
Those cards are cheap as fuck, and it's not like the locks have to be changed manually.
>the cost of someone cloning the cards and using them
It's not about cost, it's about liability.
>>343620969
what
>>343621020
Big bones - she probably drinks lots of milk.
is it safe to say speedrunning is dead?
even popular speedrunners just do sellout mario marker streams for $ these days
who does speedruns? caleb?
>>343598919
OoT used to be a great any% speedrun game until people started wrong warping. The old TSA runs were great, it's particularly surprising how well they showcase the game's combat system, which shines under those conditions.
>>343621026
Then why would they throw the cards away if they can just change them, you're a retard.
>>343621032
List of banned fags from the Event and why wree they banned
shit is gold nigger
>>343620775
It's just computers dude, you add a different hex code, maybe two
>>343621147
The locks can be changed, the magnetic strips on the cards can't.
>>343606202
That's so adorable.
>>343621072
Milk does nothing but atrophy your bones
>>343621205
No it does not
>>343621193
You're even more retarded then I thought, the cards just holds a number that the locks checks. They can easily be changed.
>>343593093
>naming yourself after someone so vain he starved to death while staring at his reflection
it's fuckin pottery m8
>>343621205
And you're a faggot that's attracted to lesser dungeon beasts.
Now what turd trucker?
>>343621283
Like a beautiful vase.
>>343620969
seconding this.
whats on day 1
dont see a schedule
@343621398
Pre-Show SpikeVegeta, feasel, Golden, Darkman78, tonic, Tech Crew
0:30:00
7:10 PM Super Mario Sunshine Bounceyboy 0:10:00
1:23:00 Any%
8:43 PM The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Ahamplan 0:10:00
1:35:00 Any%
10:28 PM Demon's Souls saintmillion 0:10:00
1:10:00 Any%
11:48 PM Bastion Vulajin 0:10:00
0:20:00 Any% vs NG+ Any% Bid War
>>343621294
I guess I fuck the beast?
@343621450
what are you doing
will cosmowright be running at this event? :)
@343621528
Providing the schedule for day 1 that 343621398 asked for.
>>343618675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
>>343621450
>11:48 PM Bastion Vulajin 0:10:00
FUCKING BASTION OVERWATCH GAMEPLAY.
SERIOUSLY?!
>>343621660
Should be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cgLu0PuQo
Is Striker gonna be there? If yes what game is he playing?
>>343612871
>butterface
>hot
heh nice one cuck
@343621830
Please refrain from posting image macros. They waste bandwidth and server space.
Thank you.
>>343614501
I find it interesting that one can tell he's black just from reading this. I wish some linguist could actually properly explain all the little details that give it away. It's blatantly obvious and yet it's hard to put one's finger on it.
>>343621773
kirby air ride
>>343619345
i know that video
and you're right hahahahahhaha
>>343621968
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaa
someone make new thread
>>343622339
no i need to sleep
>>343619898
who was the guy that got people to say tch
>>343614501
>im good looking
delusion
>have status, money, power
influence over autists in a speedrun stream
wake the fuck up, dude. RDJ has power. you dont.
>>343621450
>>343621528
>>343621612
>>343621882
Fucking newcancer! Lurk more or get the fuck out if you can use this site!
>>343592136
does anyone know when will this start in CET? any online schedule for us in europe?
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