You just rolled a critical hit, /v/!
What's your line?
>>343587468
Aha, is this my chance?!
>>343587468
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
>>343587468
Heh................................................nothin persenel, kid.
>>343587468
gg ez
I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
Benis
BUY MY GAAAAAAAAAAME!
IF RAP RAT TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING. YOU MUST DO IT. CUZ HES THE BOSS...
FUCK YOU IM THE KING!
Olha a peixera!
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
>>343587468
DROWN IN YOUR IDEALS AND DIE
One day I will own your assAnd that day is today
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
I'M HERE TO EAT ASS AND FUCK SHIT UP
AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS
>>343588291
>Enemy asks "Where have you been?"
TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>343588218
"You will meet your doom so fast, you will think hell has come to earth."
How can a second life trolling video have one of the best boasts in the history of fiction?
You're in my way!
*annoyed grunt*
or
*smirk*
I'll broadcast this on national television and a few am radio stations
Nothing personal... Friendo...
THIS IS IT! NOW DIE, HIYAAAA!!
"LET ME SHOW YOU A TASTE OF MY TRUE POWER"
*unzips dick*
heh
So...... this....... is..... the...... power..... of..... me...... whoa.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaND FUCK YOU
>>343587468
I don't just suck, I bite!
UNF
Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE
WITNESS MY 3
Let it rip!
I GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS!!!
>>343587468
Y-you too.
THIS IS THE WILL OF THE GODS
Get fuck'd matey
Shaaa zaaaaam
*Manly Whistle*
This... could get ugly.
>>343587884
Hard to top this one. He had a gteat one.
Mudomudomudomudomudomudomudomudomuuuudo
>>343587468
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
DIE
>>343587468
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
It's easy to be a clever smart boy like me
>>343587468
JACKPOT!
PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot!"
>>343587468
[Holy Agitation Noises]
Rawr! xD
GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
>>343587468
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>>343587468
Heh, nothing personel........
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
>>343593424
I want to fuck his mom.
>>343593424
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BLOOD AND THUNDER!
VICTORY AT SEA!
>>343587786
I'm not a dick cock, I'm a cock dick!
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON MY SHIRT?
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO BLEED ON ME!?
>>343588158
Fresh out of that KoF thread?
>>343593518
I feel like you could squeeze in one more if you bumped the FPS up to 240
>>343587468
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!
>>343593518
Ḧ͓̭͎̩̞̰̰ͨ͋ͬ̇͐̐͒͗͋͘̕͝͞͠Ḩ̴̛̜̭̱͖̗͕͔̗̇̍͆̏ͬͧ͋̄ͣͥ̉ͯ́͑̕͜H̢̳̬̼̖̱̼͔̯͔̫̄̄̇̿̿ͦ͗͢ͅͅḤ̸̢̙̳̮͎͓̬̼̣̙̤̗͆̃ͮ̅̍ͯ̐̾̅͝ͅͅH̙͓̺̩͇̙̪̩̍ͭ̍̌̿ͦ͆ͪͮ͂͒́ͨ̕H̶̨͚̙̼̙̼̟̩̝̫̓̓̿ͨ͋͆̔ͮ́̿ͯ́̋̀͘͞H̷̷̛͇̩̩̜̘̯̜̺̺̞͍͎̥̎ͣ̅ͥͥ̎ͯ̓̂ͬ̉̚͜H̶̵͒͊ͦ̿̉̒̒̽͋̅ͬ͂̍̇͛͂ͬ̓͏͎̘̬̟̮̞̞̘͍̳H̸̢ͥ̉͑ͣͭ̓̏͡҉͔͎̱͔Hͭ͑̑̍̒͏͕͉̲̱̤͎̪̮̮͙̀Hͦ̿̊̂̽̐ͥ̿͒ͨͪͧͪ͐̔ͤ͐̚͏̷̥̟͉͕̼͘͜͡H͊ͥͤͥ̐͑̉ͭͨ̿̓̄́̒ͩ̇̀͊̀͏̨̟͈̺͖̻̖͔̝̱̺̦̺͇H̸̍̑ͦ̓ͭ̄̐͌͆͆ͨ̆ͧ̚҉͢͏̮̩̰̥̠̮̰͍̩͎̥̦͡Ĥ̵̵̢̹̙̬̠̳́͗̉ͪ͑ͯͭ̍ͦͣ̏̾̔̏͡H̋̓̀̀̎̿̎ͩͤ̈ͧ̋̄͌̎ͬ͗̌̉҉̞̪̝̮̣͍̳͢H̿ͤ̽ͧͯͣ̇̚͏̷̧̧͍̞͍̙̤͚̥͈̺̩̙̜̤H̴̶̺̹͍͚͙̹͈͖͇̩̰͎̦̬̱̘̺̬ͬ̾̏̂͐̂̄͂̓̋ͩ̑̓H̷̡̢̗̗̻̘̱̞͎̒̍̊̌̓͠H̵̒̊̍͛̑ͥͫ͋͂ͯͥ̌̐̚̚҉̸̢͙̰̳̼̪̮̤ͅH̸̶̭̗̟̟͈͈̞̖̯ͯ̏́ͯͤ̃ͩ̎͂̍ͥ̃̔̋͜͡H̶̡͔̖̦͉͓̹̤͙͓̙̩̩ͩ̋͊ͤͦͯ̅͑̉͊͐̃̽̂ͣ͐̐̚͠H̵̪̝͔͉̻͍̤̭͖͒̇ͥ͒̓ͤ̿͆̈̔͂ͭͬ̈́ͨ̆̆͝H̒͗͂ͦ̋ͬ̃ͤͩ̎̂͐̀͏̭̥̰̥͈̣̻̜̥̟͔̰̲͠H̶̰͇̪͍͓̤̳̥̣̬̻̮͈̬̝͖̫̟̣̄͛ͧͣͩ̊͂̾̊̓ͮ̇ͩ̍́ͤ͛͊̚Ȟ̵͚͚͕̮̩̩͖̬̪͕̈́͡H̨ͩͤͨ̾͑͐̇́͒͆̃̃͘҉͕͇̘̖̺͓ͅH̨̙̪͇̜͙̠̟̟̫̻͇̗̪ͦͯͧ̆͒͒͊̉̾ͬ͒ͯͭ̾̀ͅḤ̺̖̩̩̗̩̮͖͙̉̊͊̃ͭ̉ͮ̌̽͒̈́͐̂̓ͥ̑ͬ̂́́͡H̖͕̙̮̺͖̣͔̜̯̥̣̺̠͇͙ͧͪ̏̽͂ͩͥ̎ͧ̀́H̴ͬ̽ͪ̔ͫͦ̒̊̑̃̀̑̏̅̏́̉̚͝҉̲̣̫̦H͈̙̲̪̠̖͓̟̙̦͍̭͎̤̼̺ͤ̔͌̈́̋͊̍̑̓͐̋͆́̇̅̂̔̽͞H̨͍̜̱̩͉̼͎̥͕̯̫̙̜̟͙̠͍̽̊̔̅ͨ̆͐͛̎̊͘͡ͅH̨̛̘͚̫͍̆ͯ̄ͧͪ͜͝H̤̞̗͕͖͓̮̼̘̺͙̠̙̱̺̺̗̞̘̐̒̓͌ͪ̆͌̈́̐ͫ́̚͘͜H̢̤̪̤͇͍̘̬̪̮̙̬̖̻̑̀̇ͧ͒̋͘͜ͅH͆ͪ͊̎̕͏̷̯̤̰͡H̸̴̢͓̬̖̬̯̜̞̮̤͙̓ͩ͂ͥ͐̿ͭ͂̔̅͟͡H̞̜̩̬̩̜̰̤̦̩͉̩̮͕̣̆̆ͤ̄̈͆̊͗͛͘͞͠H̃́̏͗ͭ̓̽̅̌ͤ̓̒͗͘͢҉͔̱͕̜̭̗̻̻H͗̂̎̍ͫ̆ͩ͗ͧͧ͒ͥͭ̍͋̀͢͏̥̺͈̥͜ͅH̶͎͎̼̱̝̬̜̮̺͔͇̫̦̜̥͎̖̺̿̓̍̒̅̊ͮ͋ͩ̍̈̒̏ͧͣ̃̑̀̓͘͞Ḧ̸̡̡̗̯̯̱̤͇̦̲̙̗̠̬̈̎̊ͯ̋ͦ͌͛͆̇̋̿̍ͧ̔̽ͯ̆͜͝ͅH̶͉̣͖̘̠̗͓̤͎̗̗̮̳̐̾̂̔̊̉͘H̷̷̦͉̝̰̥͐͗̿͋̍̏ͫ͋̿́͢͝H̸̡̺̞͙̬̯̟̬̻͎͗ͣ͌ͨ̓̿̓ͨ̂̐̋ͬ͋ͧ̅̎ͫͪ͞
WAAAGH!
>>343593643
Yeah this is what I was talking about. You don't need any help here.
You're too late!
>>343593643
I still want to fuck his mom.
>>343587468
QUACK!
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
>>343587468
ur ded motherfucker
The die is cast!
>>343593903
[Muffled Death Metal noises]
>>343587468
A POWERFUL BLOW
>>343587468
PREPARE YOURSELF
>>343587468
"BITE THE PILLOW,I'M COMING IN DRY"
>>343587468
Damn, i wished Corrin was half the character Robin was.
>>343587468
AEHOOOO
>>343593903
Can I fuck his mom now?
Eye'm the strongest!
>>343587468
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM
>>343593903
a-anon?
What's up everybody I'm Cr1TiKaL, I'm playing "Fire Emblem" for the 3DS, let's do this shit.
>>343594239
only if i can fuck yours
>>343587468
This is the big one... For you
>>343587468
RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>343593092
POPPIN OFF THE FUCKIN BLOCK KNOT
CLOCKIN WRIST SLIT WATCH BENT THOUGHT BOT
[Annoying laughter]
>>343594401
Hmmmmmmmm
I don't like the idea, but I REALLY want to fuck his mom.
This is really boring
LINE?!
>>343587468
Flippity floop I'm packing your poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrMOxASAmP0
I shouldn't hit you for twice the damage.....but during the stone age!
Death comes!
>>343594964
Christ I fucking keked
>>343587468
DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEE
[AD LIBBED MOANS OF PAIN]
>>343587468
I just got to Priam's chapter and 1 turn in I already knew I was going to get absolutely destroyed. Only my most ridiculously OP units can make it.
Is the DLC any good? It seems too fucking expensive for what will probably amount to some 10 hours of content in total, when the base game has given me about 50+ and I haven't finished it yet.
>>343595535
FUCK YOU
>>343595595
FUCK ME? NO, FUCK YOU BUDDY!
Time to Go!
>>343594964
I don't get it.
![[muffled accordion in the distance].png](https://i.imgur.com/aLfdpKl.png "[muffled accordion in the distance]")
>>343587468
ANUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>343587468
"Look out kids! Daddy's home and he's been drinking!!!"
S-SORRY
SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T BLUE!
TAKE THIS!
MY LOVE!
MY ANGER!
AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EAT SHIT NIGGER!!
