Summer Games Done Quick 2016
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hoyp?
>>343579439
i'd
>>343579439
Who the fuck would be excited for a bunch of male prostitutes playing video games at a hotel?
What do kazooie's eggs smell like? haha
>>343579498
>male prostitutes
>all are virgin neckbeards
wat
Very. The cringe is incredible.
>>343579439
>/v/ literally only looking for things to make fun of
>/v/ spamming memes
>/v/ calling everyone fat or ugly
not really
>No schedule
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
What games are you looking for?
Best runs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iidQDjK3jfg
>>343579568
>he doesn't know
Greetings from Germany
KICK
>>343579721
Someone post the whole thing
>>343579675
tomba 2
>>343579568
>all virgins
Not anymore, sam.
>>343579439
Who was in the wrong here, /v/?
normies already ruined this shit
In before the room is smaller and shittier than the last
fw your game didnt get in but you went anyway just to shitpost on hotel wifi
>>343580025
Good.
The rooms have been getting bigger and bigger and it's removed all personality the event had.
2014 ADGQ was the perfect middleground.
>>343579685
AGDQ 2015 ninja gaiden relay race
AGDQ 2016 TASBOT plays mario kart 64
AGDQ 2016 Super Mario Maker Blind Race
All Tetris grandmaster blocks
Halfcoordinated plays Vanquish and Transformers
>>343580025
>wanting bigger rooms
You're the cancer killing *GDQs
They are at their best when they are small confined and the awkwardness can be concentrated into a small spectrum where it can all be viewed from a single camera. I want to see every fucking nerd picking their nose, laughing out of turn, wearing terribly fitted and wildly inappropriate clothing. I want to see the uneasiness of being in front of a camera oozing out of them much like the oil in their hair. Wanting a big scale production is exactly the wrong shit for this.
This'll be the first GDQ I don't watch completely. I'll just tune in for Super Metroid and other fun runs.
>>343579663
Making fun of the autists is the only good thing about sgdq. You seriously watch it for the speedruns?
>>343579685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
YAY I CAN'T WAIT FOR 10000000 SAVE/KILL THE ANIMALS JOKES IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT
Any cute boys this time around?
>>343579710
no I don't...fill me in please, I feel like this may be boner inducing and I need a good cum.
>>343580350
would you be open to cuck a streamer if his gf made advances?
>>343580920
Dudes wife cheated on him with a few guys and fucked one of them at the event. He went home and left her there. They are now divorced.
>>343581136
>a few guys and fucked one of them
fuck off stiv
>>343579439
his smile and optimism: Gone
>>343579439
FAST
waiting for tolki speedrun
>>343581240
Is that wrong?
>>343581136
who is dude and who is the wife. also who fucked her? I need to see some shit to be properly stimulated.
>>343581568
she had sexual involvements with all the roommates of stiv and stiv at first, then her husband left the day after and she stayed and was used by like the entire floor (30-35 guys)
>>343581694
source?
greetings from my wifes son
>>343581798
ask any runner that was at sgdq2014
>>343579439
Literally only autistics would find watching other autistics play a boring game really fast entertaining. The whole culture around it is just for show. Nobody actually has fun watching this, but it's just become a reddit tier normiefest where you must pretend to just LOVEEE GDQ . I mean you are a realll gamer nerd aren't you?
>decide to watch one of these
>my wife's son died of cancer, here's $10
>audience constantly clapping at some mundane shit
>kill the animals
what's the appeal of this again?
>>343581694
Yeah nah that's bullshit. I can believe that a few of the roommates fucked her, not the whole floor though.
>>343581862
>>343581957
I looked it up. absolutely disgusting. all of those guy are fucking goblin tier
>>343582025
Speedruns are fun to watch. It's half the game and half the speedrunner personality (when they have any).
>>343581046
I'm aiming to senpai
>2016
>He Still Watches Speedrunners.
>>343582049
whatever helps you sleep at night you cuck
>finally got a job
>it starts monday
>>343582214
>He still watches anime
>>343582248
Fuck you faggot geek
>>343580603
maximum autism
>>343581896
>wifes son
wouldn't that just be your son?
Greeting from germany XD, my wife's boyfriend had a cancer scare last year and it was very hard on us. Lets kick cancer in the butt so no one else has to go through what we did! Love seeing you guys smash my childhood games into pieces for such a good cause. I will donate another $2 if everyone in the room yells "vote hillary"
>>343582526
>whiteknighting a whore on /v/
wew lad
>>343580915
doubtful
Is these speedrun events the most normie thing in gaming right now?
>>343580025
Room this year.
>>343582178
be sure to ask her if it's okay to record it so you can show us afterwards
>>343582980
A speedrunner got on TV the other day, so yes.
>>343582523
>he thinks speed running is better than anime
I don't know who's more inflicted with the 'tism, the speed runners or you. I bet if you brought that up on a date, he wouldn't even let you suck his cock out of pity.
>>343582980
Yes
will she be there
>>343583384
cant get more autistic than watching weeb shit
>>343582803
>this out of the loop
you disappoint me anon
>>343583413
>she
>>343583413
soooo beautiful
>>343583527
Go and watch a speedrunner mr. Normie.
>>343583580
>being this butthurt that someone doesn't like your moeshit
>>343583413
>narcissa can now vlog as much as she wants to on twitch now with social eating
>>343583894
>she
>tfw narcissa actually got WinWaker removed
>>343583527
>can't get more autistic than watching weebshit
yeah it can. I can watch a bunch of degenerates play some video games extra quick.
>>343583767
that wasn't me, I wouldn't call you a normie for watching speedruns. you'd have to be some kind of autistic retard to watch some loser who looks like he's given up on life play a video game. I bet you idolize these people too. if i ever need to kill myself I'll just think about what an existence like being you is like to make it easier.
>>343582375congrats anon. whats the job?
>>343583223
sauce?
>>343584020
>has
>>343584630
the colbert report
>>343584783
>no
>>343583413
stop posting that piece of shit
Why are 80% of the games platformers? They are boring as fuck.
>>343582140
nothing wrong with fucking someones wife because if you don't do it, someone else will
the problem is that he married a slut
>>343585224
nah, I'm saying she's disgusting for fucking a group of ugly autists.
>>343585189
Those 4hr+ jrpg runs are worse tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
what did he mean by this?
>>343583413
>Cosmos loss of his record caused him to eat so much soy that he biologically castrated himself
I've been watching this for a few years and just recently I realized how fucking depressing all the constant 'my cat died of testicular cancer' donations are. The constant clash of tones is ridiculous, you have the autists trying to have fun playing old, broken, mostly forgotten video games with the occasional socially awkward scene and all those depressing donations being read out loud.
>>343579721
...for a great cause.
whats the deal with germany
>>343585005
>vag
