Post your vidya wives. Extra points if they're in a wedding dress.
>>343576992
T R O P H Y
W I F E
>>343576992
Hand over those extra points, she has a gun.
>>343577241
Oh shit. Here you go, just don't shoot me.
Close enough.
>>343576992
my wife takes giant orc cocks in every hole all day long and that's okay with me
>>343577392
Good.
>>343576992
Fuck, I only have an anime wife. She's in a Web browser video game, does that count?
I even have her in a wedding dress.
>>343580165
She's acceptable, but only because Tio is the best goddamn girl.
s a k u y a
>>343576992>>343577076>>343577101>>343577241>>343577743>>343577939>>343579565>>343580165>>343580628
that's some shit taste
I love Fuuka!
I want to marry her and raise a happy family together with her.
>>343576992
>>343581146
I want to marry Gardevoir too
I wish she had fanart like that.
>>343580890
The fuck did you say?
>>343580890
That's not very nice, please respect the vidya waifus.
>>343581409
You could always request it in the drawthreads. Just don't be a faggot about it.
>>343580890
>btw my waifu is aeris
>>343580890
I bet your waifu isn't even a main character.
>no bride art
just
I'm going to marry Ashley!
Small amount of fanart for her
Yet I still love her...
>>343582912
Might have to wait a few years. I'm sure she has some kind of age hex.
I love raisin!
>>343583116
That's a blessing. I'd rather have a waifu with little to no art than one with 6 pages of fetish shit on paheal.
>>343583334
Literally this, I feel awful when I see art of my waifu raped/abused, I wish I could erase it.
>>343583334
>>343583718
I can agree on both of these
rosalina all the way
>>343576992
Anon I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, You and me are going to have to have a nice chat with the wife.
<3
>>343584759
Your daughter wouldn't like that. And you don't need to worry. I'm a vanilla-loving son of a bitch. I'm not going to do anything Robot God wouldn't approve of.
>>343584961
aah fuck that's huge
fuck you
>>343585253
What's the matter, anon? Too much woman for you?
This is my waifu in a vidya.
>>343576992
hildaaaaaa
>>343584985
Listen here you little piece of fuck, I wasn't asking.
>>343585830
I don't even know where you live.
Postdaughters
>>343586004
Don't bully her. She's sensitive.
>TFW learning her actual name
>>343586004
Now that's an easy one.
My little woman. We've been together for eight years now.
But that happens to be our daughter, OP. What makes you think you're good enough for our little girl?
R8 my wife.
the prettiest 2hu
>>343581350
more gardevoir please
>>343586203
She's old enough to make her own decisions.
>>343586203
I'm an electrical engineer, and I minored in programming. I grew up playing the Mega Man series, and my dad was a huge Astro Boy fan. I've had a crush on Roll since I played MM8. I can also make bomb-ass spaghetti.
>>343586696
You better treat her right. Thats your only warning.
>>343586696
>bomb-ass spaghetti
It's too much, you win
>Don't know who my vidya wife is
I feel so conflicted. Especially since a lot of the female characters I like in vidya have canon love interests within the games they're from.
>>343586908
Of course, Father-In-Law Anon. See you at next Thanksgiving! I'll bring some chicken spaghetti just for you.
>>343587182
Chicken, Squid Ink, Ketchup. If there's a spaghetti recipie, I can make that shit heavenly.
>>343586319
She's fat!
>>343587772
Please don't bully the cute tsun.
>>343587885
She's 2tsun
I know I made this for a reason
>>343585253
only the best for my shant
>>343588147
But she's tdaughter, not tson.
>>343587256
You'll find her someday, Anon-kun.Plus if she already has a canon love interest, you'll just have to fight for her and pray you can pull off the upset.
>>343585773
yesssss
>>343589849
Jesus fucking christ on a motorcycle what the fuck
>>343590865
I dunno.
Last one, by the way.
Ivy needs an obedient househusband to come home to, a role that I'm more than happy to fulfill.
Do you and your waifu have a "song"?
>>343593592
Mistress has no need for such things. She's a woman of action.
>>343593592
Well, if you mean a song that reminds me of her, yes. 'Poison' by Alice Cooper.
If, like, you mean a song that we'd play at the wedding, then (you need some fresh air, first off) yes, the greatest love song of all time. Chicago's 'You're the Inspiration'.
My dragon wife
>>343593592
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-i00jDTe8I
>>343590865
Why would Jesus fuck Christ on a motorcycle?
Forever Shulk, yes.
Mai Waifu for Laifu. I AM UNDERCANCER AND IM PROUD!
>>343595508
Joel? Nah, Joel's calmer.
>>343576992
I wish to make Raya-O my lawfully wedded wife!>tfw very little art of her, let alone anything with a wedding dress
>>343576992
nanako a best and mai waifu!
I'm so happy
>>343595508
Alphys go away
MINE!
I believe there is a game about it, but who cares, op gave an excuse to postcute girls
>>343597731
Come on, not one vidya waifu? Not even a nep?
i'd be her insect
she counts since she's in scribblenaunts
>>343598252
Her sister is better.
>>343598303
I dunno, the meganekko thing and the socks are kind of a turn on.
>>343598429
Scanty has longer hair, an awesome rack, and a spunky personality.
>>343598252
FUCK YOU! SHE'S MINE!
>>343597969
Not really, though i find purple heart really cute
No mei-be about Mei.
>>343598629
Too late. You snooze, you lose Anon-kun.
>>343598603
Spunk is nice and all, but I'm really not a spunky kind of guy. And boobs only matter if you're into titjobs. The hair thing doesn't matter to me at all.
Luckily no one has posted her yet.
Chiaki is the best.
>>343598879
Her sister remains unclaimed, though.
Extra points!
>>343599025
Can I have her?
I'm marrying my combat meido-bot and you can't stop me!
>>343599061
You've already claimed someone Boco.
>>343599295
>no dress
>>343599348
You sure? My dream harem is Morrigan, Scanty, and Kurumu Korono...
[Agitated J-Pop]
>>343594879Good taste! But i'll prefer to have some reyn time instead.
>>343599502
>more than one wife
Delete yourself.
>>343599502
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu. Don't be greedy.
>>343594878
muh nigga
>>343599502
Kill yourself manwhore
>>343599574
>>343599690
Fine. I already have the best girl there ever will be.
>>343599925
That's good. Also an opinion, but good.
Any contest?
>>343580628
I want to marry her too~
>>343599886
......I'm trying hard not to say anything.
>>343600306
Did you want her first?
Claiming her again because she deserves it
>>343600436
Buddy, if I had her first, you'd be marrying a bloody doggie bag with whatever is left.
>>343600657
Then what're you bitching about, she's my secret video game wife, not yours.
>>343600657
Ow the edge
>>343599925
girls with bangs are CUTE!
>>343600824
I believe its called a hime cut.
>>343600657I can't wait til that one anon in /trash/ writes his Amy raping Boco story
>>343599553Right back at you, anon! Reyn is also top tier!
Audrey Belrose from HuniePop. Love her too much.
>>343600657
This thread is a thread of peace and love, anon. As OP I command you to chill the fuck out.
>>343600896
A what now?
>>343599886
Good taste anon 10/10
>>343601076
This is my wife, in our wedding day!I love her a lot!
Happy birthday to... Oh, I forgot your name!
I love Reisen!
>>343601865
>you will never troll Heather by celebrating her birthday on every day but her actual birthday
sometimes I just want to kill myself
>>343602112
>>343583205
You both must now fight to the death for her love.
No wedding dress, but claiming.
I'm in love with Marisa!
posting flowerfu
How did I do?
>>343603085
If you drew this, very good. If not, eh.
>>343603297
I did not draw it.
>>343603382
Eh.
My no pantsu waifu is pure because no one else has her as a waifu cause she's obscure
>>343603638
>money idol exchanger
top tier taste m8
I'm going to marry Yumi!
Miyazaki pushed all of my buttons when he designed this boss, holy shit.
its from one of the games so it counts right
>>343603638
debtmiser is 100x better
hardly anyone else claims her and I'm just fine w/ that
>>343603982
Mightdealer is the strongest Money Idol. Therefore she is the best.
My wonderful alkaid.
>>343576992
does it count if they're from anime but got a game?
>>343604259
No.
Probably wont stop you though.
>>343586004
The cutest
Anymore cute robot girls besides Roll
>>343604946
Forgot pic
claiming
>>343605081
Posting my wife, Marisa.
Claimed
My waifu is from another realm, but when it comes to vidya I always think about Rosalina or Yuyu being my ideal wife
>>343605684
More cute josette
Claimed. She can have all the steamed buns ahe wants.
>>343576992
I claim them all.
Mai waifu.Billposters need not apply.
>>343593592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQkRxQzaS8o
EZ
>>343577101Not gonna lie, I love the idea of being claimed as my spouse's property, being paraded in body accentuating clothing of his choice like a show animal, just as proof he can win any busty slut he sets his eyes on. Being a mere sexy decoration and little more feels so hot.
>>343591056
I demand to see the front of this scintillating dress.
>>343611410
Good thing she already made the preparations.
>>343607315
>>343601865
She's all mine
>>343612052
Why is Silent Hill 3 still the best looking game ever made 13 years later?
I don't even need to fight you nerds for her because none of you probably know who she is.And you'll never play her game if you haven't already, I guarantee it.
>>343612296
Team Silent were wizards with the PS2. Granted, it was mostly because of the tricks they used to hide environmental details. Just imagine what a game by them could have looked like if they had full mastery of a system and didn't have to hide low details through fog and shadows.
>>343612761
>Just imagine what a game by them could have looked like if they had full mastery of a system and didn't have to hide low details through fog and shadows.
hiding stuff smartly is part of "full mastery". It's all about spending the limited resources efficiently
>>343611926
Because she's so thoughtful!
>>343612892
>heart pupils
fucking mutant fetish everywhere
>>343612889
Yea, but imagine if they didn't have to hide things they were previously incapable of giving rich detail to. Sure, they'd still have shadows and fog to create atmosphere, but to know that everything had richer detail and wasn't as much smoke and mirrors would be impressive.
>>343613014
>imagine if they didn't have to hide things they were previously incapable of giving rich detail to
imagine the PS2 was more capable
>to know that everything had richer detail and wasn't as much smoke and mirrors would be impressive
to know that the framerate would tank, because the hardware can't handle it would suck
I am in love with this snake.
>>343613096
PS2 may have been capable, but the team wasn't, hence why they hid things to avoid these details being as obvious/focusing on other parts.
It would tank because the PS2 wasn't without limit. A modern system could easily do richer detail with the right dedicated team and proper time to optimize things.
>>343613283
>PS2 may have been capable, but the team wasn't
how do you know?
>hence why they hid things to avoid these details being as obvious/focusing on other parts
or they hid them because they knew the performance limits better than you do
>optimize things
hollow buzzword phrase
>>343613454
>short hair
gross
>>343612892
She may be the greatest wife in the world.
>>343612978
Nigga plz
posting literally who from literally whatsville
>>343613546
That's not Zelda, anon.
:^)
>>343613642
literally whos need love too. for the record, I have no idea who that is but I can sympathize!
>>343613394
How do I know? Because anyone who followed the history of Team Silent knew a great deal of them were made up of B-team guys, they had great skill but weren't complete masters of the systems they worked on; they just knew to find tricks and workarounds to avoid taxing the systems.
>buzzword
It's not a buzzword, stop being a cunt. The PS2 was powerful but it was hardly some fucking monster that still wasn't completely mastered. Christ, why are you being such an ass over someone saying how cool it would be to see the team have the time and money to make something that didn't require cutting corners and using tricks to hide things?
I don't have an image on mobile, but dibs onPlauge Knight.
>>343586004
I WILL PROTECT THEIR SMILES
>>343613741
don't care. Short hair is disgusting
Posting my waifu Kasumi
>>343613790
>they just knew to find tricks and workarounds to avoid taxing the systems
that's called optimization
>It's not a buzzword
the way you use it, yes
>why are you being such an ass over someone saying how cool it would be to see the team have the time and money to make something that didn't require cutting corners and using tricks to hide things?
Because what you call "cutting corners" and "using tricks" is the very foundation of game design. You're shitting on a developer doing the smart thing, wishing instead they'd do some 20fps stutter shit, because you want "better" graphics, for a grossly distorted meaning of "better". You're shitting on the game, and on the trade. You are being "such an ass" and deserve all the shit coming at you
>>343614076
I did not "shit on" the developer at all you fucking idiot. I simply said it would be amazing to see them have a chance to make a game where they weren't limited by the hardware and forced to make so many workarounds. I didn't even say it was graphics, it was about having richer detail in areas that were normally buried under things like heavy fog and shadow and sometimes even barred off so they could have an area fall off into the void while this fact was hidden by fog or darkness.
I do not deserve any shit because I wasn't talking any to the team you illiterate fucking imbecile.
Just fuck already.
>>343613829
Use the browser instead of the app.
>>343614508
How? None of these girls are real.
>>343614529
Nigger, what? I would still be able to post an image through Clover, I just don't have one on my phone.
>>343614612
Oh. Then get one from Google, ya numpty.
>>343614408
>I did not "shit on" the developer at all you fucking idiot
yeah, you basically called them incapable idiots that need to hide shit in the shadows because they're too retarded to make a proper game
>where they weren't limited by the hardware
ALL hardware puts limits on game dev, no exception.
>forced to make so many workarounds
It's called optimization, doing the most with the given hardware, putting the focus on some aspects at the expense of others, because there's not enough resources around for both.
>it was about having richer detail
that's graphics
>heavy fog and shadow
that's also graphics
>hidden by fog or darkness
and, more graphics. No surprises
>I do not deserve any shit
all of it, and then some, retard
>>343614579
>Letting small things like dimensions and perceived realities get in your way.
Have you leaned nothing from video games?
>>343614579
>he doesn't know how
>>343614579
>He doesn't know
>>343614814
I did not call them idiots, I said they weren't masters. Do you know anything about the team? Because many of them weren't from the really goods of other games and didn't have as much experience or skill, yet they used what they had to make ends meet with the games. That is not shitting on them, it's just being realistic and acknowledging their limitations.
Richer detail is not just graphics you tool, it can be anything from high resolution or modeling on objects.
Fog and darkness are EFFECTS, not graphics.
No, I don't deserve your shit, nigger. You are being an asshole for no reason other than me harmlessly saying it'd be cool to see the Team have the chance to work with hardware that didn't limit them. That isn't shitting on their skills, it's not shitting on their abilities, it's just wishful thinking about seeing them having the opportunity to do something without having to rely on as many optimization workarounds.
You can stop acting like a child any time.
>>343614840
>>343614995
>>343615198
>>343614579
You wish
>>343613195Perfecttaste
>>343615307
Sorry, I only posted once.
>>343576992
Is it true muslims get to have multiple waifus?
>>343615428
Hera a slut.Amon is the purest card.
Lightning is my waifu. There are many like her but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master her as I must master myself.
>>343615507
Nope, they just get demon cock.
>>343615608
Demon cock is fine too as long as it belongs to a girl.
>>343615263
>they used what they had to make ends meet with the games
Which is what a good developer does, yet you hold it against them, as can be seen right away in
>it's just being realistic and acknowledging their limitations
>it can be anything from high resolution or modeling on objects
which is all graphics. Increasing the model complexity or render size is directly affected by the capabilities of the GPU. It does not get more graphics than that.
>EFFECTS, not graphics
Yeah, we already established you're critically retarded
>harmlessly saying
You can repeat the lie as often as you want. You're shitting on a smart dev.
>work with hardware that didn't limit them
There is no such thing. Take the most high end quad SLI whatever the fuck triple socket 16 core übermonster with more RAM than your entire porn stash and you'll trivially slow that system to a crawl with the right computations. Part of game development is working with the hardware, figuring out what it can and can't do, and then shape the game accordingly, including its graphics. You're calling "cutting corners" what is the very core job of the graphics department of game dev.
>without having to rely on as many optimization workarounds
That's called shit development. optimization is not about workarounds. It's about doing the most with the given hardware. Get that through your fucking skull
>You can stop acting like a child any time.
It's apparently necessary, to get down to your level of comprehension. Why don't you just go play a game instead? Seems that's about right at the limit of your capabilities. Certainly beats insulting the shit out of capable devs and their job, which is what you're doing here.
>>343615658
They get whatever they would dislike the most. So probably a pork-flavored male demon cock.
Claiming. Ion is perfect.
>>343615667
I didn't hold it against them, I merely acknowledge they weren't complete masters. Again, that's not shitting on them you fucking cretin.
You can boil things to graphics, but wanting richer detail in things is not wanting just "wanting prettier things", it's also about being able to cram in more detail like room with dynamic elements, which could be anything from interactive things or breakable stuff. Get off your fucking high horse thinking everyone just wants Crysis level graphics all the time.
I didn't "lie" about anything you moron, you don't know what I was saying, I do. And what I said wasn't a lie.
I didn't insult Team Silent, and you don't fucking get to tell me I did when I didn't, you mongoloid shitstain.
Suwako is perfect for me, I'll never need anyone else other than her.
>>343616029
>I merely acknowledge they weren't complete masters
you accused them of doing a shit job. Now you're just using euphemisms trying to wiggle out of it.
>wanting richer detail in things is not wanting just "wanting prettier things"
it's exactly the same
>being able to cram in more detail like room with dynamic elements
we already established you have no clue what you're saying. Newsflash, maybe you'll get it this time: What you're asking for costs performance, sometimes lots of it. It's the kind of bullshit that breaks the flow of a game's presentation, for useless filler. The dev rightfully decided that shit is not necessary and opted for a good game instead. And here you are, head up your ass, announcing they're shit at their job, and should have instead done a nu game, and all the bullshit that comes with it.
>everyone just wants Crysis level graphics all the time
not everyone, just you, dipshit
>>343577076
I want to bully her
http://www.strawpoll.me/10653054
http://www.strawpoll.me/10653054
http://www.strawpoll.me/10653054
Touch fluffy tail
>>343616319
I did not "accuse" them of anything. I fucking said they weren't all masters, that's not saying they were shit at what they did you illiterate fucking trollop. I literally said they made things work with the workarounds they used, namely the iconic fog.
And no, wanting the chance for more detail is not the same as wanting gaudy, overhyped graphics, it's just wishful thinking. Clearly you're too fucking incompetent to tell the difference between wishful thinking and criticism that wasn't even made.
And no, I didn't say they were shit at their job. You are putting words in my mouth, stop that. All I said was that it would nice to see them have a chance with hardware that gave more freedom, it's a harmless, wishful thought.
Seriously, learn to fucking read you dingbat. We're done, thanks for shitting up the thread over something that wasn't even an issue to begin with.
Is it okay if my wife is a boy?
Claimed
>>343615583I have no idea what you're talking about, anon-kun
>>343616840
Mercy is already married to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>343611515
I'm the same, except I'm a guy who wants a woman to do that to me.
>>343616816
>I did not "accuse" them of anything
let's see...
>PS2 may have been capable, but the team wasn't
there you go, shit team, doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. Your words
>they just knew to find tricks and workarounds to avoid taxing the systems
that sounds suspiciously like they had to resort to graphical cheats, because they're hacks. Of course you're not shitting on them, fuckwad
>I literally said they made things work with the workarounds they used
No, you said they had to use workarounds, because they sucked. That is what I'm holding against you.
>wanting the chance for more detail is not the same as wanting gaudy, overhyped graphics, it's just wishful thinking
wanting more graphical shit is the exact same thing as wanting more graphical shit. You're trying to justify it by calling the shit you don't like something different, but it's the exact same thing on a technical level
>stop that
can't handle the truth? Don't casually insult people doing their job rather well and you won't have that problem
>All I said was that it would nice to see them have a chance with hardware that gave more freedom
You could win the backpedaling championship with these lines
>harmless
wanting more graphics over a better game, what's so bad about that? Everything, fucker. Every-fucking-thing.
>wishful thought
right, and the devs that fall for shitstains like your gave us the junk we're dealing with now. Games that forgot how to game, and just give you all the visuals you could want, and then some. Shallow bitches like you can't see beyond their nose, just how crucial the balance is.
>>343616969
I think he's saying Hera is promiscuous while Amon is not a filthy harlot. What that has to do with your post is anybody's guess.
>>343617229
You know she isn't.
