I AM TODD HOWARD
BETHESDA GAME MAKING GUY
EVERY GAME I MAKE FULL OF FALSEHOODS AND LIES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
SKYRIM REMASTERED INSIDE
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN THERE THAT YOU CAN GO CLIMB
>>343553851
WELCOME TO MY DIGITAL WORLD EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF OBLIVION'S CODE
>>343553851
You didn't need that there
FALLOUT
I'M AN APOCALYPSE GUY
COUNT UP MY /v/ SHILLS IN THE BLINK OF MY EYE
AND MAKE SOME SIDE QUESTS, AND EASTER EGGS;
YOU WILL FIND
SETTLEMENTS THAT NEED TO BE RESCUED ON TIME
NOW IT'S EASY TO BE
A GAME DESIGNER LIKE ME
IF YOU PREORDER MY GAME'S RE-RELEAAAASE
But todd your game is shit
*touches Todd*
>>343554391
BUY MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>343554515
stop todd you scare me
>>343554705
ENH
PESKY PIRATE
>>343554238
I shouldn't have laughed at that last line
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES PLAYING A BAD GAME
A BAD GAME
A BAD GAME
A BAD GAME
Ahem* Hello Anon I'd like to talk to you about Fallout 4, mind letting me in?
>>343553851
DIGITAL
>>343553851
I-is this a Todd thread or a DHMIS thread?
Fuck Todd and fuck his games when's New Vegas 2?
Please don't hurt me Todd. No more, I beg you.
>>343553851
Hey Faggots,
My name is Todd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>343556185
>>343556185
https://youtu.be/yio-O4cMg9k
>>343556959
DON'T YOU FUCKING ANSWER THAT PHONEcaptcha duck east
>>343553851
What is this?
Is it from the UK?
>>343556959
>>343557107
>>343556959
>Pick up phone
>Now not only does Jet now have pre-war lore
>But Vault-Tec also created their own F.E.V. years before the bombs fell
>Oh and Marcus the super mutant wants to rule the world now
>>343557486
>>343553851
>>343554093
>>343554238
>>343554515
>>343556959
>>343557486
>>343558091
we're taking shitposting to a whole new level
AT BETHESDA THERES OVER 3 THINGS TO DO
>HEY LOOK A REHASH
>DLC FILES
DO A HABITUAL LYING, HEY THIS IS FUN
>>343559137
WE ARE THE OBSIDIAN!
BEST GAMES COME FROM HERE!
FALLOUT 4 WILL SHIP TO YOU!
IF YOU BUY OUR GAMES!
>>343556185
I don't get it.
>>343555410
DELETE THIS
![[DBNL] DragonBall - 088 - Yamcha's Big Break [DR][x264][1C3D41AD].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2016.04.04_22.44.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Xp6Az5.jpg "[DBNL] DragonBall - 088 - Yamcha's Big Break [DR][x264][1C3D41AD].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2016.04.04_22.44.44].jpg")
>>343556185
HEY TODD
>>343553851
HIS NAME IS FUCKING TOAD HOWARD, STOP PRETENDING.
>>343556185
>>343555410
triggered
![0HehnJB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mFO8Ds.jpg "0HehnJB[1].jpg")
>>343561379
not this time, sheldor
>>343556185
>>343556185
I-is somebody gonna answer the phone?
>>343556185
So what the fuck was happening in the DHMIS lore? #6 confused the hell out of me. So did 5 t.b.h
>>343566151
This easy formula should explain it all.
>>343566151
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
What's your favorite idea?
Mine is playing Fallout 4.
>>343553851
lol hey guys look at my sicka hella epic new reddit meme that me and all my fellow meme friends (redditors) know about whats that you want to know the name of this meme so you can play too? WELL THATS TOOOOOO BAD XDDD
>>343566151
DHMIS lore is important, and I am a clock.
>>343566596
How do we get the idea?
>>343566689
Shitposting is not a creative colour.
>>343566794
and this thread isnt videogames so why don't you fucking leave before i make you
>>343553851
This guy shows up everywhere.
I can't do anything without his face showing up. What can I do?
>>343556185
*Picks up the phone*
Hello?
>>343566512
DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR
>>343553851
it's not very good...i don't like it.....
ON THE WORLD OF BETHESDA, THERE'S OVER THREE THINGS TO DO!
HEY LOOK A MOUNTAIN!
DIGITAL STYLE!
DIGITAL MODDING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
>>343556026
yes
>>343566689
Greedy! To post all that.
>>343566939
But that sounds really boring
What are some games where i can be the cool guy I guess nowadays I hurt my leg today
>>343567193
Posting like that will make anon call you gay
It turns out the characters were trapped inside a machine with Roy being the mastermind.
>>343567193
i told you to fucking leave and you didnt now you better straighen your act before i ride a bulldog up your faggot ass DO NOT TRY ME
>>343567197
i'll bore a hole in your ass with my dick faggot now LEAVE
>>343567303
So i tell him "That's the wrong game!"
Hahahaha!
WOW LOOK A RAY GUN
>>343567379
rip
>>343567339
the only gay people here is EVERYONE in this thread (with the exception of me) now you better rethink your tone kikestick
>>343567461
Are they not invited to the party?
3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 5
I'M A COMPUTERY GUY is still my favorite song. I wish it was longer.
Come on guys, quit mucking around. We only have five minutes until our game's done!
>>343567454
you have autism? GEE, I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
>>343554093
VERY GOOD QUESTION, WELL IT'S UP TO YOU.
IN THE ELDER SCROLLS WORLD THERE'S ONLY THREE THINGS TO DO!
>>343567576
Sounds about right. I love anything that lampoons cult culture
2 > 4 > 1 = 6 > 5 > 3
>>343567576
4 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 6 > 3
>>343567616
There's not enough time!
>>343567616
REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE REE
>>343567423
Game Friend.
>>343567725
There's always time for a shitpost!
>>343566784
You just gotta think with your wallet.
>>343567694
>plain food
>fancy food
>???
>teeth go grey
>>343567379
Try me, faggot. 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville Virginia
Zap to it, homo
>>343567519
It was a parody of TEETH ALL GRAY you fucking nigger
since you hard of hearing VIRGIN LOSERS won't listen i guess i have no choice to report your PRECIOUS thread and EVERY post in the thread you brought this on youreselves
![fallout-3-1200x670[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYV4hU1.jpg "fallout-3-1200x670[1].jpg")
>>343567839
Now when you look at this side quest, tell me please, what do you see?
>>343567942
Memes aside, this show might actually be the first instance of YouTube kino.
>>343567990
my dad is a computer....
>>343567990
It's just a boring old side quest.
>>343567942
I said try me
14 Branchland court
Ruckersville VA
>>343567990
It's just a plain old Quest
>>343568036
HUEH!
>>343567592
I want toget creativewith notepad
>>343568036
>we will never get to hear his song
feels bad man
>>343567885
nice address, more like KEKersville Virgina your the only homo here because ILL be the one dogging your ass with my ROCK HARD SCHLONG you pretty boy twink faggot
>>343567924
I wasn't talking to you dickskin
>>343568076
>>343568119
Maybe to you, but not to me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpc3l2aVEXU
>>343568042
You should start a thread with this on >>>/tv/
The asshurt would be amazing.
>>343567942
>
So what was the biggest thing in the world?
>>343568042
Shove your shit-tier /tv/ memes so far up your ass that they never see the light of day again, you subhuman ape.
>>343568427
The mercenary... the masked man.
I, Todd Howard, am going to release an update on Steam for Skyrim to make it look like this. But that's not a problem for you, right? Because you've pre ordered the Remastered edition.
>>343567705
>>343567716
3 really is trash isn't it
Like I don't even remember anything about it apart from they went camping?
>>343568310
I see a settlement!
Getting attacked and needing my help.
>>343568581
BANE?
>>343568641
The only good part about it was the story of Malcolm.
>>343568427
Captcha: Select all the mountains
I'm onto you, Todd.
>>343568363
e-eggs
There's a time and a place for modding around!
>>343568746
Aye
>>343568780
>>343553851
>>343554093
>>343554238
Outstanding achievement in the field of Toddposting
>>343568641
3 is the best. You're lonely if you think otherwise
>>343568625
Anyone who already has the old version on Steam is getting the remasteted version for free m8.
>>343556185
>>343568427
A mountains? A sky? A windmill?
>>343568881
you're a small guy
I cant stop having sex with hankies
>>343568946
No. You have to own all the DLC.
>>343568869
Who...who is that guy?
>>343569239
Right, which is most people.
>>343554253
NO YOU ARE SHIT!
>>343569332
Wouldn't Immunity Cat trump that anyways?
It still falls under it's category, and Immunity Cat > allStill replying though
>>343569332
get fucked
This is the tale of Howard
The laziest dev in town
Lazy and shrewd, they called him a jew
So he released the same game several times
He released the same game several times
He released the same game several times
>>343569524
thanks pupper
>>343556185
>>343561379
>>343563629
>>343569332
>>343569524
Return to >>>/b/ if you're going to attract newfags
>>343569550
See? Everyone can get a pre-order!
...
Even Howard!
>>343569784
>Return to >>>/b/
You're already there.
>>343556185
>>343568675
I might buy, Fallout New Vegas
And now we all worship our king, our king
(Our king)
His name is Todd
(Our king)
He is the king of games
(Our king)
We must feed him.
We must feed him money.
Or he becomes angry.
I wonder where I could learn more about video game development...
>>343570085
Woah there friend, you may need to slow down!
>>343570085
Woah there friend, you might need to slow down.
That wasn't a quality thread
you shouldn't shitpost in a stranger's thread
A STRANGER'S THREAD
A STRANGER'S THREAD
A STRANGER'S THREAD
>>343556185
I tried watching those videos but they scared me. I fucking hate puppets.
I love Fallout 2 and I love Morrowind and I love New Vegas
>>343570374
Unpaid mods make your game go grey!
>>343569332
R
I sure love Fallout 4. In fact, it may be the best Bethesda game to date. I am not Todd. We should all go buy Fallout 4 right now with all DLC. Again, not Todd.
![pe-logo-915x585[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RyafdAG.jpg "pe-logo-915x585[1].jpg")
>>343570524
no no no, that's not how it works!
You must save your love for your special one
>>343570524
No no thats not how it works, you must save your love for your special one
>this entire thread
i can't breathe
>>343556185
I have no idea what this is about but I'll join
>>343569332
F
Buy Fallout 4, anon.
>>343560572
>>343570846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM
Ok, what is the deal with this shit? Is it even a good watch?
>>343569332
I don't need immunity cat if I have this IP
>>343556185
>>343569332
fugg
>>343569332
Power creep.
>>343571159
Only ironically
It's the dark souls of cartoons
Hm...
Something's
different.
Red is a producer, making the ideas for the show. It starts to get out of his hands in 4, and in belief that it's not going the way he thinks it should, he quits. Green is an actor, and shortly after quits in 5, but is quickly "Eaten Alive" by the fans, and just overall eternally shit on. Yellow is the audience, who realizes that the "Magic" in the show is gone, and just want the show to be over, but the show keeps getting re-run over re-run, and the new songs (That you hear for only seconds in 6) suck hard. Red eventually comes back, as he loves his job, and with the support of the parents of the viewers, pulls the plug on the show.Naturally it gets a reboot, and the cycle begins anew.
Barely video games,
t. /co/
Something's
missing.
>>343569347
Not me, fuccboi.
Just gonna find the Skyrim: Special Edition on kickass so I can throw it in the trash once it's done torrenting.
>>343569332
N-NANI!
>>343569332
o-oh
>>343571149
>>343569332
What's Lexi Belle up to these days?
I remember she showed up to an event at the local strip club, but I missed out last year.
>>343569332
fuk (you)
>>343556185
>>343571448
Something's... missing.
>>343569332
Not today
>>343571926
is it
this guy?
>>343571926
Is it..this guy?
![Peter-Hines[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/30aEzsS.jpg "Peter-Hines[1].jpg")
>>343572030
Cut content, badapadaba
D L C, tchatcha
Cut
DLC
tcha
>>343569332
>>343556185
>>343570846
Retarded web series that got viral because it's "scary" and "art" for normies. $10 says /tv/ jerks off to this shit.
>>343556185
WHAT'S THAT
A COMPLEX GAME?
YOU DON'T WANNA GO AND PLAY A GAME LIKE THAT
>>343569332
Yare yare
>>343572292
just tried watching it
unfunny garbage
Take a look at my hair.
I use my hair to express myself.
>>343556185
>>343556185
>>343556185
>>343572527
It's literally not meant to be funny. Pretty much the only funny part in the entire series is the line after the story of Malcolm in the third episode.
>>343572542
That sounds really boring
How do I stop my game being clogged up with unnecessary detail?
>>343572527
I never heard of the series until my friend made me watch the whole fucking thing. I was just sitting there thinking why the fuck does this even have so many views.
>>343556185
I can teach
How to buy FALLOUT FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUR
>>343568363
steak and beef doo doo doo
>>343569332
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343572542
Davey looks cute tho
>>343572662
I use my hair to express myself.
>>343569332
oh man
>>343553851
Wow how amazing and interesting too, but in this Skyrim Remastered what can we do?
>>343568223
That's the point. They actually *wanted* learn about it, but were denied.
>>343569332
Just in case.
>>343573062
.....What can we do!?
So what did DHMIS 6 mean?
>>343573179
WELL GOOD QUESTION AND I'LL ANSWER IT TO YOU, IN THIS REMASTER THERE'S OVER THREE THINGS TO DO
>>343573182
It means, "Thanks for all the money, suckers!"
>>343573268
Wow look, a Dragon!
>>343572542
Would Nina
>>343573179
GOOD QUESTION!
IN THE SKYRIM REMASTER, THERE'S OVER THREE THINGS TO DO!
HEY, LOOK AT THAT MOUNTAIN!
DIGITAL DRAGONS!
DIGITAL MODDING, HEY THIS IS FUN!
>>343569332
I don't believe you
>>343569332
well, shit
>>343573357
Waifu mods!
You can kill some draugr, hey this is fun!
>>343573182
"Go back to school, stop being taught at home."
That's what I took from it.
>>343573487
Wow look, a stealth archery.
>>343573552
Waifu mods!
You can kill some draugr, hey this is fun!
>>343573647
Wow look, nothing...
>>343573765
CAWW
>>343569332
Fuck
>>343573765
Waifu mods!
You can kill some draugr, hey this is fun!
>>343553851
It's strange that there's so many people on /v/ who only just discovered Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. What's even stranger is how you all eat it up even though reddit were raving on about it long before you guys even heard about it. Usually anything that entertains reddit is treated like toxic swill by you kids.
>inb4 4chan made it popular
Yeah, yeah. Tell me again about how /v/ is also responsible for Minecraft's success. I love that story, too.
>>343569332
>.gif
>>343568427
The mountains that you can climb.
>>343573890
How do you know this is a reddit thing unless you go on reddit?
checkmate
Entitled, to play all that. You'll end up with your privileged all unchecked.
>>343573890
>YOU AREN'T ALLOWED to LIKE THING IF OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THING TOO
I've been watching since episode 2 and 4chan as a whole always liked it. You obviously weren't here yet after the fourth episode, that was when literally every single board was talking about nothing but DHMIS.
>>343569332
f
is this the cutest bread?
>>343569332
oolao
>>343569332
delet this
>>343573937
Who's this fluid druid?
>>343573890
>REDDIT LIKED IT SO WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IT REEEE
Kill yourself
>>343573890
The final chapter has just released, making the whole thing become relevant, it mostly got popular off of its own merits because ebin grimdark creepypasta, (In the grand scheme of things that wasn't the point, but with 1 and 2, it could be inferred.)
You're taking this place way too seriously, friend. That path only leads to autism.
>>343573937
I wonder if I am the first person to realise Hitler is in this photo.
>>343556185
>>343568182
I loved that weird music effect when he showed on screen.
>>343574250
You missed a couple of other things as well.
>>343574139
No
>>343574250
>Only noticing Hitler
It's too late for you.
>>343569332
why
>>343574318
That part kills my sides
>>343570616
What's that? ENB Series?
ENB Series makes your graphics go gray!
>>343574250
>am I the only one to
>am I the first one to
well gee, anon, how likely do you think that is
>>343574440
>>343574462
Yeah I saw them later but before your posts. Don't know why I feel the need to clarify that but I guess I care what random people think... oh my god I am gay.
Hehe, i love you too, Toddie boy!
>>343573182
Learn from your mistakes
>>343569332
never can be too safe
>>343569332
Whore
>>343574589
I only noticed the bottle and the DRUID face on her arm.
>>343556185
And we did finished the chicken picnic...
>>343574802
PESKY BEE
>>343568042
Anyone who uses tbe word "kino" or "kinography" should kill themselves. Slowly and painfully.
>>343574897
Pesky /v/!
>>343574729
Look at the filename.
