>why yes I do use two handed weapons in vidya to compensate for my small dick
>why yes I do dual wield swords in vidya because I love dicks
Nice projecting there. I like using enormous weapons BECAUSE I have a big dick.
NOTHING WRONG
>why yes i do use swift dexterity weapons because i'm fat and can't do any of these backflips
not my fault that daggers and shortswords are usually fucking boring to use, high-risk high-reward weapons like greatswords and twirling polearms tend to be the most fun for me at least
>why yes I do use melee to compensate for Chad shoving me into the locker
>>343542338
Name ten games other than Soulsborne where this is even a possible choice.
I swear, soulskiddies are the cancer killing this board.
>why yes i do cast magic spells in video games because even in vidya i am afraid of direct confrontation
>>343542812
Every fucking RPG game you tard.
>>343543194
>RPG game
>calling others tards
is this bait? please be bait
>why yes i do play using a shield and a basic one handed weapon
>>343542812
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Shadow Warrior Classic
Shadow Warrior Remake
Left 4 Dead 2
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Darksiders II
>why yes I do use katanas in vidya because they're objectively superior to any other weapon time, cut through europoor and american't armor like through hot(not as hot as me tho)knife through butter oh did I mention that I have girlfriend and I had secks and that I'm also very intelligent and captain of local sports team?
>Why yes i do use magic in vidya to compensate for my lack of intelligence
>Implying mace and board are not the best
>>343543618
>american armor
found the American
I did it in Dark Souls because you max your damage with 27 str, since two handing is 1.5x your str. Did it so I could smash people to death in one or 2 hits with lower soul level.
Man-Serpent Greatsword, Demon Great Machete+sunlight blade
>>343543913
Paladin up my brudda
Why are you people talking about dicks?
>>343542703
>why yes I use magic because I'm such a lost cause that I can't even pretend not to be a nerd
>why yes I do play video games
>why yes, I do use magic+shortsword because I want to have a lot of options and varied gameplay when I'm playing my computergame for entertainment purposes
>Why yes, I do enjoy things you don't solely to assuage my pathetic insecurities
