video game characters who are literally you
>>343531745
Mod. Intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
>>343532368
>mod
>posts janiturd
Mod's don't do it for free, they do it because they are moot's redditor IRC friends and now Hiro has the Yakuza on their backs. if they fuck up they die
>>343532231
You're a duck?
>>343532318
You're a larger than human penis that is handicap and needs a wheelchair?
>>343531745
Youre a negative man?
>>343531745
>>343531745
>>343532936
Mara can obviously walk on the tentacles, it rides a chariot because it's fucking cool
Max Payne is literally me
My family was killed, i'm a former bodyguard, trained in killing, and daily drunk
The Nameless is literally me.
Amnesiac, immortal and a wicked amount of updated journals.
>>343531745
>>343533729
>fat
>makes puns
>slacker
>blue hoodie and black shorts
literally me as a skellington
>>343533932
Sister complex?
>>343533731
You also have scars up the ass?
>>343532318
So, you're a dickhead?
>>343533979
>>343534016
Fuck off Junpei!
Fuck, I've killed a lot of people.
>>343534104Betray
:^)
>>343533887
are youNess?
>>343534016
tfwAkane says it too, when they don't realize Junpei is dead yet
>>343533463
This should be the only answer everyone here gives
>>343531745
Gotta live just to sleep & dream.
>>343534328Okay
>>343532231
How did you get picture of my partner pokemon while we were doing matching outfits day!
I'm not a bad guy. I'm just designed that way.
And no matter what I try, I can't help but hurt those close to me.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>343531745
Literally me in high school
>>343533353
Hit me with that net value fampai
except I have a dick and my hair isn't obnoxiousunlike my personality which is why I can't find a bf
Do you even know what it's like to be built this way
With only the power to push others away
>>343533257
Pat?
>>343535580
>>343534889 here.
Give me a hug bro.
>>343535404
This is literally me. I have hair and i wear clothes. Also i have a face.
>>343533793
You're a black guy who was fat in school?
i treat people as pawns and not humans its a bad habit
>its like im looking in the mirror
>>343535748
>There are no images of Needleman and Airman hugging each other for comfort
>>343535224
lemme check that for you sunshine
>>343536338
>Bloodseed
>>343536610
Your mother died and you brother committed suicide?
>>343536610
I'm so sorry.
>literally
Every single one of you is a moron or a child. Fucking hell.
>>343534457
I don't know about that, I only posted it because he'sa college graduate, reasonably bright, and has a job.
>>343537070
Definition of literally:
1: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>
2: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
You're literally retarded. In the first sense of the word.
>>343536949
That must be hard bra
>>343537070
you're supposed to post a picture with your answer desu senpai
>>343537304
kil you'reself
>>343537310
titanium plastic
>>343537425
Nice comeback, retard.
>>343537425
wut
>>343536660
The golden boy eh?
Have you bought Skyrim Remastered yet?
>>343537304
So if something is literally true, what word do I use, seeing as you retards have ruined it and made the word figurative?
I'm even dressed up as him right now
>>343536340
I wanna fuck you.
>>343537815
If you can't understand the context around the word literally and figure out in what sense it is used for yourself, you should literally kill yourself
>>343537841
so you're wearing a shirt and tie?
shouldn't you be working, wageslave?
>>343533962
>constantly builds walls between people who want to interact with you
>freezes when under pressure
>fat asian
yep, that's you anon!
>>343537982
So I should literally or figuratively end my life?
>>343538080
Im already on it.
>>343531745
hahahaha
I like this thread OP.
When I look in the mirror, this is literally what I see
I'm an ace detective
>>343537841
thats cute
heres a button
>>343538342
nice armband
go back to /pol/
>>343538312
>tfw could've done something in 10 months to save literally 75% of the entire human population
Oh god you're all fucked
>>343538484
A C E
D E F E C T I V E
>>343537006
That game was awesome. Forgot that 7Up once made a game. Does that drink even still exist?
>>343538342
MORE LIKE STUPEI
It doesn't matter who I am
>>343537986
I'm in university
I wear shirt and ties because I like them
Let's be honest
>>343538721
so you're a wageslave in training
>>343538813
I love my dad, he already spends too much alimony on my mom
>>343538813
And you're a burden on your family/government
No better than a nigger
aaaaah.....
>>343538713
uuuu
well... this is me
>>343539214
Are you a physician?
>>343534750Such a pity mentioning her name instantly creates drama, she's literally me
>>343538942
So you're the nicest person in a world filled with assholes and retards?
>>343533601
Same desu
>>343531745
Alright hope I may be but you are seriously my and I can't fucking it anymore. Like seriously what is the even to do of these threads which now? And yet here you and keep and do it and I can't even why? Same same everyday and basically people just and no one when back how. When will just finally it an end how? That is I here never going to push it again. I really thought I was having a good day and then I here and I see you doing it so much to do so like as if do.
>>343536949
ACTUAL GHOST TRICK SPOILERSFuck why did you bring the memories back anon
>>343539353
That's because she was designed to be a guy with a girl body. Everything she does is a neckbeard male activity
>>343539353
L O N D O N
>>343539471
Please no
>>343536610
same
i'm probably better suited for claus but still
>>343539471
anon are you okay?
do you smell burning toast?
>>343539619
So you're going to off yourself?
Can I have the body when you're done?
>>343534457
Bates is actually pretty loyal though, 99% of /v/ would just run the fuck away instead of staying inside a building with a spooky ghost loli and Replica's everywhere.
>>343539854
What's your name?
>>343539702
NO I was but then, and this, like what am and are you even to do so? Why does it's okay? So many other that deleted that but this here which makes me feel that it to do like no when but it done already also as it
>>343539503
im srry bby
>>343539854
yikes
>>343540034
Anon I need you to do something for me
I think you're having a stroke
Call 9-11
Got that?
9(nine) 1(one) 1(one)
Intelligent nihilistic and with a wickedpair of loli feet
Literally bought a pet hamster named boo to be extra tryhard
>>343539971
My name is not important
>>343540617
Post feet
>>343531745
>>343540768
that's an odd name
>>343535224
Around $120
>>343540835
>>343539353
post tits
>>343541023
>>343541206
I'm da man
>>343541591
An insecure clown with daddy issues that likes to play the savior to mentally unstable girls?
>weird-looking
>obsessed with video games
>no friends
>hates everyone
>desperate for attention
This character is most people on /v/ if we're being perfectly honest.
>>343541581
Nice, anon!
>>343541717
what a bunch of losers
i have stomach problems and it always happens in the wrong time
>>343541717
>weird looking
>obsessed with video games
>hates everyone
Time to stop projecting
>>343541717
>not knowing everyone is being ironic here
>>343543142
Antisocial, nihilistic with a wicked sense of directions
>>343543385
me irl
>>343539858
>spooky ghost lol
Probably why he stayed. It was just like in his anime
>>343536869
you're so-sorry?
me irl
>>343534751
kys cucklord
>>343539353
>_8_chan version
fuck off
the website is cancer
bunch of babies "wah muh censorship :'((("
>>343535241
>except I have a dick
>current year
>not being mad scientist
plebs, all of you
desu this is probably at least 40% of /v/
>tfw random strangers make fun of your hair all the time
unfortunately, unlike Josuke I'm unfit and can't fight.my hair isn't even that bad, I'm just a guy with long hair, and apparently in my town people don't think that's cool
Image of Wario with cash money eyes, eating a whole clove of garlic in front of his motorcycle.