Why isn't Touhou on Steam?
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Why isn't Touhou on Steam?
2hu is ded
Steam has quality control.
Why is this guy's art so obnoxious?
Zune didn't sell out like cave.
>>343529801
What do you mean by that?
>>343529801
Why is your face so ugly?
>>343528540
hot-topic chan is cute
I hate the LoLK cast and the game in general.
But Hecatia crying is cute.
doujin spirit etc
>>343528540
Why is Marisa a bunch of weird heads?
>>343529080
That's a good one
Why should japan bend over and suck gaben's tiny penis?
>>343533076
Because she's taking it easy.
waste of time. if people already support you on pc and consoles without steam, releasing on steam would just be a loss of revenue to valve.
I swear, you people have already forgotten that pc gaming existed before steam
>>343530351
He sold out to Sony though. I'm never buying a touhou game ever again.>>343530360
>>343534837
I doubt he gets any notable sales from Western fans currently. So releasing on Steam would be just pure profit for zun.
She's actually pretty hot...
>>343528540
If ZUN got drunk enough to release all the Touhou games on Steam,which games would you buy?
>>343529080
>Steam has quality control.
>>343535691
I wanna tear that middle strand
>>343528540
Because is pedo pandering shit?
>>343535867
Name ONE "little girl" in touhou who is actually as young as she looks.>>343535848
>>343536258
Kosuzu Mitoori
>>343536258
>>343536258
Age doesn't matter, if she looks like a 12 year old I want to fuck her
>>343535756
>he wouldn't buy them all
It's like you want ZUN to die from beer withdrawal.
>>343528540
ZUN doesn't want to deal with the demands of autistic Westerners.
>>343536492
>The average Tohou fan.
>>343536438
>>343536368
So Mamizou is a pedophile?
>>343539092
Took you long enough.
>>343535756
All of them.
>>343539092
Yes
>>343528540
Not sure, Steam seems to be churning out disgusting weeb-trash games like this. Probably why I never use it.
>You'll never be this good at drawing
>>343535756
>already have everything downloaded
Id love to see him throw together a collection game (Sonic Collection style) that has all of mainline, some spinoff SHMUPs, and the fighting games--with options to use original artwork/controls/music, or use remastered versions.
why did ZUN allow the ps4 games to exist?
>>343540738
Why does ZUN allow you to exist?
>>343540738
Money.
>>343540784
Because he needed me to occupy your pharynx with my dick faggot
Q: Does Aya officially have wings and does Momiji have wolf ears?
ZUN: I don't know!
>>343535756
All of them, day 1
>>343541187
>hurr durr why don't you fags ask ZUN and shut up already
laughing_tengu.gif
What did she mean by this?
>>343541954
>wingedcreatureLOL
She has to have wings tho, how else would a tengu be able to fly anyways?
>>343528540
because FUCK YOU, that's why
>>343542929
High school girls can fly without wings, can't see where the problem is.
>>343529080
>Steam has quality control.
>>343542994
>That ending
I'm still mad
>>343543705
What is that?
>>343535251
He let fangames get into sony.
Thats it.
He gets a share of some stuff though.
We all knew he was going to start to sell the series when his child was born.
>Q: So we mentioned the internet and doujin culture - how do you see it fitting into new markets and media such as steam, Android apps, mobile
store, VR, etc.
>A: That one [question] huh? Only god knows what will happen.
R A R E
>>343544031
M A R I S A S
>>343540738
Money, beer business is not enough for a family of 3.
>>343543840
>tfw the only person arguing Aya has wings is actually a secondary
>>343544147
What wonderful creatures
>>343544252
FASTER
>>343544226
>tfw the only person arguis Aya doesn't have wings posts random shit without context.
His art looks like something out of a non-offensive, slightly new agey, hipster-esque children's book; you know what I mean right? That kind of feel and tone to it.
Apart from that weird American girl
>>343544725
>you know what I mean right?
No
>>343544436
All of the "random shit without context" I posted comes directly from the games, sport. You should play them, maybe you'll learn something new.
>>343544842
Oh alright thanks for letting me know then
>>343528540
How this "hecatia being tormented by Marisa's heads" thing started?
>>343544960
Ask 2chan
>>343528540
Even Steam has the slightest bit of standards
>>343544725
Who's art?
>>343544868
And everything I posted came from the official literature written by ZUN himself.
Maybe you should stop being a secondary shitter and read side material.
With a little bit of luck it might fix your retarded autism.
This is sonic's arms aren't blue level. Congrats.
>Touhou gets official games and fan games on PS4
>Theyre getting localized
>Steam gets nothing
Where did everything go wrong PCbros?
>>343545253
But Sonic's arms aren't blue
Touhou should stay off the botnet that is Steam
>>343545250
>written
Oh, you mean the art isn't ZUN's? Makes sense, ZUN never drew Aya with wings and he monitors the side games enough to keep the consistency.
GEE I WONDER WHY
WHO CARES IF AYA HAS WINGS
HOLY FUCK
EVEN ZUN DOESN'T CARE, THAT'S WHY HE SAID "I DON'T KNOW"
>>343545649
>WHO CARES IF AYA HAS WINGS
Ask the guy who brought it up.
>>343545587
>Thinks ZUN drew that
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T BE SO RETARDED
I've met actual secondaries who know more than you do.
HHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
>>343545587
>ZUN monitors side games
>But he doesn't monitor the main manga he writes
Are you retarded or just pretending?
Serious question.
>>343545174
>go that far to imply touhou worse than the most awful shit on steam
For what purpose?
>>343545874
>and he monitors the side games enough to keep the consistency.
Good job evading the actual argument, by the way.
>>343546035
>But he doesn't monitor the main manga he writes
Keep putting words in my mouth and I'll put my cock in yours.
>>343546148
because he can't handle other people liking what he doesn't like, a common symptom of autism
>Tfw you are still trying to beat EoSD
Forever a secondary
>>343545404
frick off
Crashing this franchiseWith console titles.
>>343546497
Fuck off, we're having a very important discussion here.
>>343546218
>I'll put my cock in yours.
You argue like a 12 y/o
The fact that you got BTFO made you so mad that you even stopped posting Aya.
Even when you lose, you have no dignity. You are a pathetic and lonely shitter whose only purpose is to derail a thread with your secondary autism. Because you refuse to go beyond the 2 games you played, you refuse to learn and you refuse to ackownledge the fact that you lost in your own bland argument.
>TFW all your favorite toohoo doujin artists start doing kancolle instead
FUCKING BOATS
Is Marisa canonically cute?
>>343546718
Great counter argument, you totally sound not mad at all.
>>343547039
I ain't even mad, I just enjoy your suffering.
>>343546718
You are no better than him. You are both autistic faggots who can't let go.
>>343546872
>tfw even those that kept doing 2hu doujin are not getting scanned
>>343547229
Right back at you.
>>343542994
Is there more?i miss twgok and if that's a parody series i want to read it to relieve some painAYUMI IS BEST GIRL FUCK YOU CHIHIROFAGS
>>343547371
Dumb clownposter
https://www.strawpoll.me/10648945
>dogfucker OP
No wonder the thread is shit.
>>343546872
>Tfw you enjoy 2hus AND boats
>>343547812
>Impling OG boatslut is better
>>343547323
I felt like the quantity had declined in general, too. I don't even look at shit that hasn't been scanned, it just leaves me wanting.
I still blame boatsluts
>>343547879
DOG
FUCKER
Your argument is invalid, knotboy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10649007
>>343548016
If you add up Reitaisai, Kouromu, Comiket and all the other 2hu conventions, it still probably nets more circles than Kancolle. It's just that the Western fandom is dying and nobody bothers to scan them anymore because now everyone is sucking KC and Im@s cock. Let's hope that those PS4 games spark back some life in the community
>>343548343
>can't pick more than one
>>343548047
I WANT TO FUCK MOMIJI
>>343548343
>no "brutal gore and eyeball fucking" option
>>343540738
Since his main income now goes to his wife and son, he needs additional income for beer so he can go on.
>>343543916
what about ULiL? PS4 even has Reisen as exclusive.
>>343548559
>PS4 even has Reisen as exclusive.
Nice meme.
I wonder how many of the 2hu fangames they're porting to PC will get a physical release. I only played like 4 of the main games but having them physical for a couple of bucks seems pretty nice.
>>343548870
Hopefully not a single fucking one.
>>343528540
Because Touhou is waifu pandering bs and isn't a true game
>>343549194
>being this mad the game kicked your casual ass
Kancolle is the new fad
>>343548461
>you will never be a cute loli getting molested by a bunch of raging lesbian pedophile youkai
Why is life so unfair?
>>343535756
I already have physical copies of all of them, but I'd get them all again. ZUN has a family to support, so if he sells out just so he keeps making the games as best he can, that's good enough.
>>343549481
Kosuzu is living the life and doesn't even know it.
What would Sumireko think?
>thread is dead
>nobody talks anymore
>the same faggot like every fucking thread posts his 2ch memes and bumps it
>>343535756
if they had improved netplay and ease of invite it'd be glorious
>>343551063
>implying she's not okay with it
>>343551159
>expecting Touhou gameplay discussion on /v/
>>343552605
>Touhou gameplay discussion
>Good
>hey guise i maed a 1cc aren't i special?
>>343548870
>PS4 only
>When every single game is on PC
What were they thinking?
>>343552605
How do I deal with this spellcard? It's Youmu's first spellcard in Lunatic.
Yuyuko confirmed for best girl even on side games
>>343547838
>Marisa accosting Amatsukaze
DELETE
THIS
NOW
>>343528540
Post RARE Marisas
>>343552703
>why can't i get a 1cc too?
Git gud.
>>343553278
I have a lunatic 1cc
>>343553565
I have two. Get out of my thread, nerd.
>>343553765
>my thread
>>343553846
Don't ever fucking reply to me or my thread ever again.
>>343552816
Not an easy spellcard. But something like this.
>>343553846
>>343553907
>he actually stopped replying
the absolute madman
these meme loving fucks didn't ask ZUN about other pc98 characters returning instead of Mima, or even asking about them in mnaga
>>343555018
Reimu does so little damage in that game.
>>343555129
>No Shinki
>None of the PoDD crew
>No Rika
god damn
I 1cc'd Perfect Cherry Blossom the first day I ever played it on hard mode. That was some time in 2008, and it was the first Touhou game I had played. I had experience with other shmups , but limited experience with manic bullet hell shit. I don't know I'm not even into all the moe girls and fandom just thought I would share.
How vast is the difference between Lunatic and Hard mode?
>>343555018
Right, I don't think I'll ever be able to get past it without bombing or dying.
Same with her midboss spellcard. Why did ZUN make stage 5 the hardest part of the game? Lunatic Youmu walks all over Lunatic Yuyuko, it's no contest at all.
>>343555129
I don't know why you expected it not to be a big waste of oxygen.
>>343555326
You don't get it anon, you just always gotta ask about fuckin' Mima even though the nips and /jp/ got it handled every-time he gets on a live stream.
at the very least specifically talk about manga since his stance on returning to the games isn't gonna change, least with manga theres a small, very small chance you could get a cameo or some shit
>>343555320
I feel like needle Reimu does around the same damage as most other shottypes. It's moreso that some attacks just have a lot of health.
>>343555458
Not that much for 1ccing PCB
>>343548343
>people forgetting to watch Jojo
>not having it set up to automatically download the torrent as soon as it goes up
Can somebody explain fucking explain Touhou to me?
I understand that it's a bullet hell with cute girls, what I don't understand how it got so popular. The gameplay doesn't even seem that good and most of all the guy's art is garbage and he can't even draw cute girls himself.
Was it just the right game at the right time?
>>343555512
>Lunatic Youmu walks all over Lunatic Yuyuko
*Youmu walks all over Yuyuko
I don't know why I specified difficulty, it's always the same.
>>343555741
It has story
>>343555670
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FEET
>>343555741
>Was it just the right game at the right time?
Most likely this.
>and he can't even draw cute girls
nah
>>343555962
thats a boy tho
>>343555741
Designs, hats, music, pattern designs, cute girls.
Takr your pick.
>>343533926
>Oh shit! He's got plenty of oxygen in his muscles
>>343555741
Decent games
Excellent music
Fun characters
The creator's a wonderful guy
The creator allows a fuckload of leeway with fanworks
And yeah, right game at the right time
>>343555512
Midboss spellcard is much easier than her boss first card
>>343535691
He may not draw the best, but his designs aren't too bad. The music is decent too.
>>343556652
Fuck off, OP.
>ZUN sold out to Sony
Would you be happy if it was Nintendo instead?
>>343556485
Slow, numerous bullets make me incredibly nervous. I need to practice more.
>>343556796
Who fucking cares.
>>343556796
You're making me sick.
>>343556783
That's literally my first post anon. Though, I suppose I've no way to prove it.
>>343556796
But ZUN has been collaborating with Bamco for years
>>343556996
Don't reply to shitposters.
>>343556996
>same filename as OP
There is only ONE person on this entire board with those shitty deviantart type filenames.
>>343555741
Shwas one of the first Windows bullet hells and his lax Copyright scheme allowed the fangames to flourish. It would be kinda like how Undertale wants to basically copy off it, but if you tried to sell a fangame, the autistic developer would go nuts.
http://hungry0bookworm.tumblr.com/post/146679358381/new-curiosity-of-lotus-asia-series-chapter-2
>Kasen and Sumireko working together
Confirmed for IN-style team in TH16.
>>343558152
>Kasen AND Sumireko working together
Great, what's their plan? Fucking Gensokyo once and for all out of existance?
>>343541187
You should keep in mind that the translator at the event was kind of shit, and it's possible that he literally didn't know what the question was.
Just thought I would come to this shit thread to drop that info.Fuck you guys.Every single one of you.
>>343558724
It seems doubtful that they'd mess up a simple question like that. Even transcription anon said so.
>>343558152
Goddammit, I hate Sumireko and now ZUN is putting her in pretty much every official work. If she is gonna be in everything from now on, I really want to try to start liking her but that's just so hard.
>>343558443
b-but muh arm
>>343558901
Maybe, but it seems like such an odd question for ZUN to say "I don't know" to, unless he was intentionally going for a cop out answer.
And I wouldn't put it past the chucklefucks at NIS, what a bunch of fuckups god damn.
>>343558945
I guess she's going to be the new Aya. Fine by me since I like her a lot.
>>343559293
I dunno anon, it seems very in character for that old drunkard.
>>343559375
That's so south american.
>>>343541187
>that one retard who spouted the dumb trump meme in front of ZUN
god that shit pisses me off, i hope he got beaten afterwards
>>343559585
How so?
>>343559482
I guess. That is kind of how he answers everything that he doesn't want to answer.
>>343559585
>>343559704
This didn't happen.
>>343559585
Nothing south american about liking best girl.
>>343561830
Boo!
You guys were better under spanish and portugese colonisation.
>>343564542
Go back to the jungle.
