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>>343499370
Unga bunga rockstop
AYY
ayy
>>343499370
video gayyyymes lmao
Anyone see that new HumanWare Computer? Looks neat
>>343499370
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hayyy
>>343500453
>buying """working""" laptop
lmao
Aliens game from creative assembly when
>Play sci-fi game
>All the """aliens"""" are just Ung'challa-la with different colored skin
I swear, Zorkesda is getting worse every year.
Ì̴̡̢̛͖͎͈̳̳̻͔͈͉̳̳̞̣ͦ̇͒̀͑ͫ͒̽̏̚ ̸̡̧̨͍̙̫̜̲̬̝̟͑̒̀͋̓ͯ͛ͮ̉͋̿̋͋̍̄̑ͫ̚g̨͊͒̾̌̐͂̎̇̏̚̕͟͞҉̘̳̖̲̪̭͕̱ȃ̴̧̛̰͕̪͎̺̬̼̞̺̙̣̹̏̓̈́ͧͯͥ͑̊ͥ̀̏͂̔ͨi̛̜̣̥̜̼̤̭̣̥̤̖̩͔̠̞͋͂̌̀ͤ̊͛̈́̑ͨͨ̅̔͞n̷̸̜̦̤͉̟̺̳̣̙̣̞ͩ͗͊͂̇̈́̈́ͣ́͆̊̅ͤ̂̀͘͞ͅe̗̣͕̣̤̱̯̜͍̜̯̼͕͗̉ͪ͌̊ͥ̃̈̓̈͌͘͟d̡̘͕͎̤̲͔̠͔̫̤͙̙̼̰͉͖͆̅ͬͨ̈͑ͯ́ͅ ̴̢͙̗̭̖̰̃͆̈́́̓ͫ͗́̽̋ͦ̔͊b̡̾̍ͬͤ́ͨ͑ͥͣͫͦ͜͏̳͖͈̩͓̦̳r̵͚̤̮̼͓̰͈̳͔̩̖̲̠̯̝̤͐̎͂ͨͫ̓͋̀ͣͩ̀͂ͬͮ̐̊̑̓́̕͘o̶̪̦̠͉͓͎̩͇͇̫̪̱̪ͩͣͤ̍̊̓̓̓ͪ̏̀ͮ͟͞u̴̩͈̭͚̳͓̬͈̦̗͓͔̯͉̬ͦ͐̇̾̏ͮ̾͢ͅz̵̢̜͈͓̻͇̦̳̺̭͋̀ͦͫͥͨ̂ͬͩ͊̒ͫͣ̚o̶̡̞̳͙̖͍̰̣̼̗̤͙̓̓̔ͣ̀ų̶͈͇̬̠̭̦̣̖̹̮̻̽ͦͮͫͣ̌̓̓́̚͜f̸̴̡̙̳͖̰͔̗͔͐̋̿̍ͭ̿̔ͩ̏̈́͂
ayy lmao
>>343499370
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
MEANWHILE, ON ALIEN /v/...
Isn't it about time we talk about these shares?
>he lives in the milky way
Andromeda master race
>post yfw you're not Xwantoni Jyurkh
Should I play or read Marathon?
Hey everyone, did you know those humans down on Earth recently made a fantastic game called Fallout 4? I tried it out and it's surprisingly pretty great, you should all go and buy it and the season pass.
I still can't believe how much more MLG Skyrim is than Morrowshit
>>343501332
>>343499370
Will prometheus 2 take place on Xenomorph prime?
ALL HAIL ARKVOODLE
LORD OF THE SACRED CROTCH
>>343501573
what game is this
>>343504128
It's some old shitty Skyrim spin-off
>>343499370
loool rofl
>>343501026
what did he MEAN by this?
>play game
>see a human character
hello lol
>>343501026
Aгe yoцг лeгы oкay?
Hello human here.
Don't hit on me silly spacemen ;)
no I will not show manipulation appendages
>>343500453
>He actually plays Terran videogames
>Laughing broodlings.jpg
>yfw you didn't rocketlaunch MightAyy No. π .
POST MINERALS!
>>343501295
I WANT ANDROMEDRONES TO LEAVE
I'm so glad RPG games allow us so much freedom remember Cuckout 4 that piece of shit that had 4 dialogue options per conversation all of which had the same result? LMAO imagine if someone relased it in this day and age.
>>343505826
>It requires manipulation appendages
How droll
I'm playing Alien Spore and is as shit as the human version.
Fucking Intergalactic EA
>>343500219
Fucking Terrans and their meatsack memes. They will never be part of the Mantis Master Race!!
>>343506189
MORE!
>playing space overwatch
>play public
>get teamed with xenomorphs
>everyone chooses space genji
>no one uses shurikens, everyone tries to melee the other team but can't even get close to them, all while spamming HISS? HISS? HISS? into chat
>angry screeching when we lose
just wanted you guys to know that you are literally worse than terran BRs. I hope your entire brood gets nuked from orbit
>my controler broke when I was on my ship
>decided to land on the nearest planet (Zanun III to be exact)
>they don't sell tentacle friendly controlers
literally third world
ᐁᒍᖔᙰᐄᑏᓈᐆ ᐱᐱᖁᐅᓓ
>>343501026
Dumbass Xeno, fix you fucking transmitters.
>>343506531
>>343506189
MODERATION PROGRAMS
enjoy being b16alpha, m32
FUCKING XENOS GET OFF MY BOARD
NOW
FUCKING HUMANS STOP WITH YOUR MEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJq3Rngmek
>>343507803
>Xeno in charge with music
YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP
No one here has a better gun than mine.
hey guys do you think xenos call their own planets Earth as well but like in their own language?
>>343507803
>Organic creatures in control of music
What is this meme?
don't talk to me or my lifemates spawn ever again
YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN HUMANS CAN PRODUCE THIS SUPER SCARY COMBAT DRUG CALLED ADRENALINE INSIDE THEIR BODIES
>>343509071
>calling children ''spawn''
literally nigtrox tier
>>343509167
>mfw this is what passes for a ''weapon'' on Earth
lmao Greys just because you can get rekt by a bunch of apes who barely can use anything above spear doesn't mean the whole galaxy is beta
>>343509167
Xenos can't produce enough adrenaline to actually hurt someone though.
>>343509167
It's all propaganda perpetuated by their HFY inter webs threads. Don't buy into it, they're your intellectual inferiors.
>>343509167
Like to stick things into our shitters, huh? Well, try this!
*Unzips dick*
>>343509167
>>343509167
>mfw horror games with human enemies in them
>>343509167
Come to garden /v/ iz warrrrm out
I feel bored.
Any suggestions on a planet that should go?
>>343509805
Yea, into a black hole you fucking interplanetary hopping xeno-scum sucking Ayylien apologist having third world helping faggot.
>>343509805
I heard Earth got some space monkeys imported, they should be somewhat tough, give it a try. If nothing else you could have fun messing around with t0 civilization, nobody really cares what happens with them as long as you don't uplift them too much.
>>343509605
I don't think that's how human anatomy works Todh'ufau're.
>Buddy just came back from a planet known as "Earth"
>Claims the humans worship a single diety called "God"
>Buddy believes this shit
>When we created those bastards
>Have him executed
>Who scientologist here?
>>343510903
remove scientologist.png
so when do we officially invite the terrans for the Space Vidya Expo?
i wonder how'd they react to our games...
>be sapien master race
>turn on my interstellar VPN
>connect to Galaxychan.org
>see this thread
>mfw slimy reptilian almond eye scum talking shit about humans
TOP KEK ALIEN PIG SHIT
Just warp to earth and say that to my race see what comes about
MEANWHILE, ON HUMAN /v/...
>>343512125
>The monkey was so agitated by the thread that he couldn't even get his post right the first time
Shouldn't you be in heat right now, or something? Oh wait, you saps are in heat year round. Fucking dirty primates.
>plasmadox games releases Gloropa Universalis 5
>playing as Ralignorian Union of Planets
>head of my council is a Beneverian female
>her mate is an actual literal fucking Ranician
Oh my fucking glorp when the fuck is this race-mixing propaganda going to fucking stop?
Next they'll be making the females mate with fucking humans, although that's probably a little closer to bestiality
>>343510130
>Actually suggesting earth
Ayyyy
>>343512125
Blah, blah stop yer yappin' and just die already humie.
>>343512387
Yeah just keep hiding behind the ort cloud frog fucker we'll send a couple of nukes your way one day
>>343499370
Who /popstar/ here?
>>343512594
REMOVE SPACE MUSHROOMS
You're only ugly motherfucker.
Johj.
>>343499370
>flying through space
>all of a sudden shitty economy ship has a fit
>nothing around but fucking earth
>"fine I'll land there"
>crash instead in ice and freeze for 10000 years
>suddenly some faggot monkeys wake me up
>turn into dog while trying to figure out how to rebuild my ship
>they flip their shit and try to burn me so I start turning into them to fuck with them
>the idiots end up blowing themselves up with my ship
fuck this planet I swear to R'ylegh
Anyone around to pick me up? I'm in Antarctica playing a shitty chess game on an ancient computer.
>>343512305
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP.
>>343512831
MODS
Any games besides xcom where I can massacre alien fuckers?
>final boss is a human
>shoots you with a projectile-based weapon
EARTH #1
EARTH #1
GET OUT XENOFAGS
>go to game-port to buy latest holo-deck game
>see QT android female at the purchase station
>pretend to be calm but spilling jet coolant from pockets
>"welcome to game-port, which simulation would you like?"
>"c-can I have Mars droid date 2"
>'"sorry what was that I didn't heat you"
>I then yell it
>everyone in the store stares at me
>I quickly swipe my space credits in and flip my space helmet
>the female just laughs
FUCKING GAME-PORT
>>343511931
But it's WY anon, not YW, wouldn't Weyland be the one cucking Yutani?
>mfw earthfags still discriminate and hate themselves even after they received our signal that we're going to colonize and enslave them
This planets gonna be the easiest nab for us, fellow Firmi'ts.
>Go to GameZorp
>Ask for copy of Tales of Underage Quigglenox XXVII
>Ximblo gives me a weird look but gets it from the back
>"Here you go xnor, would you like to preorder Battlefield √3π∆7?"
>Say no
>"Are you sure? All the playable characters are Wogglenogs this time"
>Tell him I hate this trend of shoving Wogglenogs into everything now, even though they're only 12% of the population
>He let's me pay they calls me a species-ist
FLUXING GAMEZORP
krol mubu kfel tic tik xhami
>Star is about to fucking explode any year now
>Counsel too busy dicking around with those new Terrans to send anymore ships
>Tfw too busy trying to finish my Holo-deck backlog to even care
Also nice captcha you fucking apes
what the fuck happened to Rama?
I've been playing a lot of human games recently. Why are literally ALL of them about killing other humans? How do they even tell who is friend or foe, they all look the fucking same?
>>343516789
>Playing terran games
>ever
>laughing_zerg.zrp
>>343513349
>NPC is a human
>"Hello. How may I help you"
>there are carbon-based lifeforms out there
>they truly believe they are the apex of evolution
>tfw silicon-based
>>343501412
Of all posts, this is surely one of the least rated ones. I present you with voting up, brother alien.
>>343515745
>Quigglenox
>Ximblo
>Wogglenogs
Nonsense words haven't made me laugh like this in a while
>>343515745
>At Gamezorp
>Cute fliggly-daggle playing Nintandy QS on the ceiling
>Look up at her and say "Sometimes I watch My Various Small Equestrian Species, do you?"
>She rolls her eye
>Fucking Ximblo at the register tells me to stop coming in there if I don't have any shmeckles
>>343499370
Xenu did nothing wrong.
>warp travel to space market, require purchase of new zorps
>see suitable mate species
>attempt conversation
>both second and third lower membranes fall, revealing insufficient genital unit
>warp back to solar system, cry ocular modifications out
>gamma worker drone as fuck
>>343512847
Is that a reference to a movie/game/vidya ?
So what is everyone's opinion of the Halo franchise? Worth picking up?
>>343521904
some thing like that
>>343521973
As an Unggoy, I find the series highly offensive. We will be a galactic power by 40020!!
>>343501412
Is toddposting the best meme in all the milky way? I think: yes.
>>343522058
Witch one ?
>>343521973
>Wanting to play a sapiens masturbatory fantasy
Why do we always have a default 'ulkagarak' character in fantasy games? if I wanted to be myself I'd play a maintstream brown n bloom shitfest
let me play as a human
plaaayyyyy station ¤ has no gaayyys
>>343522198
Fuck off Squeaky.
>>343512831
Johj Johj
Sent from iphone at earth
>>343519369
EVERY TIME
>>343519369
>NPC is an alien
>"Hello, how may I fuck you"
Earth games are shit.
>>343512684
Sauce on image? Looks really fucking familiar
>>343511931
But what about alien: resurrection?
>>343499370
I like it when a flap-jaw does a flip with a tuning fork on hari-kari rock.
>>343522327
It was released on Earth as a horror film called The Thing but is better known on Zidivv 8 as a nature documentary about camouflage.
Anyone else think this year's Call of Cthulhu looks pretty decent?
Ayyyy
>>343509284
Lol, what's the dangly thing in that little circle? Is this a melee weapon?
>our face when singleminders think they can beat us at video games
>>343515685
It's a waste of taxpayers money, you're not the first one but despite Earth LITERALLY BEING IN THE BEST PLACE A PLANET COULD BE FROM A STAR, that place is toxic as Fetna. They got toxic air that is filled with unknown dangerous diseases. Not even our people who had literally STARSHIPS THE SIZE OF THEIR CITIES WITH SHIELDS, THEY FOUND A WAY TO DESTROY EACH AND EVERY ONE WITH PRIMITIVE JET AIRCRAFT
mfw my government decided to do another invasion on the anniversary of our first defeats
ěščř žéěř
So who else wants to fuck a human?
>>343525147
They arn't that bad when it comes to reproduction rituals.
>mfw my government abduct a terran jet transporter
>only one human survived
>has amnesia but is good with a plasma gun
>I contact him, offer him a job to erase certain individuals that hinder production
>mfw he is good at the job AND in bed
Just agree that terrans are literally the best options for mating
[rhythmic bioluminescent pulses and low thrumming]
ayy lmao
CARBON BASED MONKEYS GO HOME
Hear about those Hanar-Asari porn games?
What's the best frequency to learn English?
I want to play my terraboo games how they are meant to be played.
ayy lmao
>Human media is against juicy chest ballsacks in simulation games
why? The only good thing those monkeys have are breasts and leg muscles, reminds me of my days in Zorygg planet
>This entire thread
It's gonna be hilarious when we make first contact and aliens turn out to be racist as fuck.
>>343499370
I cant wait for the Battle Born Nationals on ESPN next week!!
>>343529753
>Buy battleborn
>The aiming sucks
>The particle effects and character designs negatively affect gameplay.
>It has some redeemable and interesting gameplay held back by the shit art style.
Why just why? At least the pve is somewhat decent.
>>343530237
>He didnt read the thread title
>Pick up a game from Earth called Supreme Commander
>They think that fabrication from raw mass and energy technology is "advanced"
>mfw this is how the Jek'cilus Empire has been waging war for thousands of Earth "years"
>>343530718
Im sorry man, I just... I can't stop thinking about its failure
>>343512305
I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES
>>343501412
holy shit 10/10
>tfw no game about abducting terrans or z'zawoogels
>have to perform abductions stealthily or their hive masters get suspicious
>perform experiments on them for credits and knowledge
>sell them to interspace-zoos and exhibitions
>later allows you to abduct entire cities
>cooperate with fringe cults or their kings
I wish I could hyper-program or do 43rt, but I can't think past 7 dimensions.
>>343524432
>Xenofags
>>343499370
klaatu barada nogaems
WHO POWER LATRINES HERE
Anyone threatening the earth has to go through me.
>>343534087
Thread ruined
>>343534156
It was shit to begin with.
Guys, I found this weird moon thing that wasn't there before.
Any ideas on what the fuck this is?
>>343534305
THAT'S
>>343534305
RIP in piece
>>343534305
MOON
>>343509167
Hfy is fucking stupid.
"Wow, humans can produce some hormone, such scary, many dangers, wow!"
>>343534087
>He thinks he can take on the might of the entire vogon fleet by himself
LOLING OUT LOUD
>>343534305
That's no moonTHAT'S YO MOMMA
>>343534528
Your puny planets will make great additions to my empire.
Right after I destroy that pathetic rock sapiens call home.
Is anyone tired of the "English is the lingua franca of the galaxy" meme?
Seriously, what are the chances Earthlings also fucking know English.
So I was wondering, since we've been monitoring the humans for so long why don't we try and take over the TUBES. TUUUUBES. TUBES.
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
Does anyone get the feeling that the Metroid Prime series of games could have been a bit more adventurous in their source material? Life-sucking floating jellyfish parasites are so passé.
What about, I dunno, a dog? Scary shit
>>343534239
like half of the people who died were killed by SWAT when they burst in
I'M GONNA MARRY SELENDIS!
>yfw Xeno scum Always fail at destroying/Capturing Earth
When will space plebians learn?
>>343534741
>English
You mean Basic? I thought only humans called it "English" unless you're actually a human anon, are you?
>>343501412
You're pretty good, as those earthlings say.
So what do you guys use for a gaming pad? Big fan of the N64 controller myself
>>343523875
Underrated
CAPTAIN IS CONDOM
You know what's best part about being a sentient slime creature!? leaking into other xeno computers and destroying their hardware!
>>343534932
N-no of course not anon, here's a pic of me for proof!
>>343501295
ANDROMEDRONES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
BEEP BOOP SPACESTOP
sorgka borgka where the human women at
>>343521973
Zekezu found it highly problematic, but I think it wasenjoyable.
I heard a certain subspecies of humans lost a war against an animal called The Emu, is this true?
REMOVE HUMAN remove human you are worst species. you are the primate idiot you are the primate smell. return to earht. to our terra cousins you may come our planet. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,annericawe will never forgeve you. ape rascal FUck but fuck asshole eath stink human ayyo lmayo..man genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead tarran..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war of wolrds .amerika we kill the presiden , rusains return to your precious moon….hahahahaha idiot mokey and ape smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HUMAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. xeno+jews+vogon+etheral=kill earth…you will alien war/ elvis alive in andromeda, elvis making album of xenno. rock roll elvis mile way. we are rich and have credits now hahahaha ha because of elvis… you are ppoor stink primate… you live in a house hahahaha, you live in a rocket elvis alive numbr one #1 in galexy….fuck the humen,..
>>343535596
underrated
>>343541067
There are no subspecies of human you huge bigot.
Learn your alien biology.
GUYS, THERE'S THIS NEW FORMULA THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AND WILL GIVE YOU GAINS FOR FREE
>>343541683
>Look everyone, anon finally came out of his nest!
>Are you done blasting fictional hominids for the day?
>>343500649
it's bullshit they will also do this in the new game no aliensky.
Zordee's! Dela orphatie.... AOEM TEALA DADADADADADAAAA
>>343534749
moderate kek
How can humans even compete?
>>343513246
Prey. Also Doom, although they're actually demons, but they might as well be aliens. Also EDF 4.1. Uhm... Incoming for a really old one. And many more. Starcraft if you play Terran.
>>343534818
so this is how consipiracy tards sound like
wphjoi vwoifpoir fwpoeugr KOKA!
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oeD4Mnx.jpg "latest[2]")
![aliens-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M1sOkMD.jpg "aliens-2[1]")
