Hello? Anon? I've been trying to reach you for days now. I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. You've preordered The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered, right?
Thanks for checking in!
Nope
Godammit Todd i already told you.
I am not going to buy shit from you again.
>>343483890
I too felt burned by Bethesda, but Fallout 4 changed my mind! I totally recommend it as well as the DLC!
I'm gonna replay my old copies of fallout 1 and 2 instead.
Any mod recommendations Todd?
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!
>Todd will never call you to see how you're doing
>You'll never be Todd's son
>He'll never come up from behind you, wrap his arms around you and ask "Who's my favorite little boy?" while you embarrassingly try to push him away and he tries to give you a kiss
Todd, you are giving that shit to me for free. Fuck off.
its not magical enough.
This type of unintentional shilling is kind of working for me
I kind of feel like buying skyrim now for some reason
>>343483585
already bought skyrim once todd
>>343484673
I'm sorry anon, you should have just bought the fucking game.
>>343484117
This guy gets it!
All you fags get out there and buy my- err I mean, this great game!
>>343484117
>>343483585
Thanks for the call Todd. I was a loyal enough customer to have already purchased Skyrim and all DLC on Steam so you told me I would be rewarded with a free copy.
Why is todd targeted with this when everyone tries to shill and sell their games?
>>343484673
>>343487015
people always just posted pics of todd when fallout 4 was about to release
also doesnt help that he is the guy who tries his hardest to sell his games on all medias has hard as he can
it turned into this
honestly i think its one of /v/'s funnier jokes of recent time
>>343487180
Add it to the cart, anon.
>>343486881
I'm getting a free copy too! When ipirate it
Wake me up when I get my free copy.
>>343487632
o-okay todd. Skyrim standard edition is it, right? from g2a!
>>343487771
I'm afraid you won't be waking up in time for a free copy. Now let's talk payment...
>>343483585
No I've bought a Guitar Hero(tm) set.
Best money that I ever wasted.
>>343487771
WAKE UP ANIKI
>>343487978
Silly Todd thinking mere explosions can damage the skin of Aniki
>>343488182
>>343488336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>343488636
Everytime I see a todd thread I think of this song
>>343488636
Crowbcat is the best fucking vidya youtuber hands down man
>>343487698
Say that again unspoilered, punk. I dare you.
>>343487698
FUCKING DELETE THIS
PREORDER THE GAME NOWWWWWW
>all those todd pics
holy shit
someone must love him really deep
>>343489292
How could you not?
>>343489152
O-oh jeez! Calm down buddy! No need for violence! I only stated that I'll be getting the game for free when I PIRATE IT!
>>343488483
>>343488336
Oh shit
NOW IS THE TIME FOR FEAR
>>343488336
>>343488483
Time for the fight of the fucking millennium
But Todd I need to save my money for the sequel to New Vegas!
You don't mind if I just pirate it to save money right?
>>343488336
>>343488483
GET DOWN
>>343489429
I've contacted a moderator. Who's laughing now?
>>343489661
What did you just say?
>>343489827
But Todd if you kill me now I won't be able to prepare to seed the incoming torrent of the remastered version of Skyrim!
>>343490195
Back off from the torrent, pal
>>343490195
Just buy my damn game ok?
>>343484117
Is the DLC good?
>>343490372
But Todd it isn't even a good game to begin with, admit it you're just selling a polished turd.
>>343488636
>Do what you want
>Opens door and it says "Fuck You"
top kek
>>343490271
N-Nice try Todd you're already pointing your gun at... >>343487180
>>343489472
>>343489581
>>343489679
Lets be honest, Aniki could probably snap Todd in fucking half.
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU TODD!
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
>>343483585
No, Todd. I already bought the original skyrim for ps3 AND pc, and I have wasted over 3000 hours of my time on it. So unless there are new areas, quests, or weapons, you can just piss right off with your piss filters.
>>343490730
*teleports behind you*
>>343490730
They would have some hot gay sex first
>>343491120
YOU CANNOT HURT ANIKI.
YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH MR ME FIRST!
https://www.engadget.com/2008/03/25/new-details-over-200-endings-for-fallout-3/
>Fallout fans can look forward to over 200 different endings with the upcoming Fallout 3, according to Executive Producer Todd Howard. Speaking on the OXM podcast (interview starts at 37-minute mark) Howard said, "Being that we are Bethesda, everything gets a bit big. So as of last week, we're over 200 endings. That is not an exaggeration, but it deserves some descriptions."
>http://www.oxmpodcast.com/?p=134 is dead
Can anyone find this podcast?
>>343490271
Alright todd, you win this round
Who /waiting for Enderal/ here?
>>343490271
Too bad Todd, all my parts are at 16% chance to hit.
>>343491359
We've had some differences, but let me help you with this Jabroni >>343491120
>>343491604
Brother is that you? Let me assist youwhat's a jabroni anyway?
>>343492001
basically a loser iirc
>>343491359
>>34349160
>you will never meet todd irl and speak to you his sweet lies
Why live?
>>343493373
There's actually a great chance this will happen to you if you go to any game convention. He practically walks around like a bum asking people if they can spare a preorder
I love todd posting
Shhhhh todd is asleep, dont wake him up
Every Day Until You Like It
>>343492314
LEDETE THIS!!!
>>343483585
todd, we need to talk.
i have it already
I will summon my stand, 「Prom Night」, to defeat you Todd!
>>343490372
Hey, did you make Daggerfall? That game was awesome! Best open-world RPG of all time!
leave me alone so i can play the fucking game.
>>343483585
me catn aford it, i help helper wnot leet me bought
>>343494192
That's fucking terrible
>>343492001
A jobber
Somebody in pro wrestling that purposefully loses to make the other guy look better
>>343494740
what are you talking about
its another brilliant masterpiece re released by the best developer ever.
What? Buy the Ultimate Edition of Fallout New Vegas? On it!
>>343484117
putting on a fake mustache isn't going to fool me todd, we're still talking on the phone you silly goose
>>343483585
Who IS this faggot?
>>343483585
But Todd it's the special edition, not "skyrim remastered".
I don't need to pre order it, friends on steam shared their games with me.
>>343494203
You can't beat 「King Crimson」with your stand conman. I applaud the effort though, it was better than nothing
>>343494926
Very funny anon. Now buy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered or else we'll have a problem.
>>343495070
I don't know - is it as good as Daggerfall? Elder Scrolls has been pretty shit since then.
what does Todd actually DO anyway? He's an executive producer but I don't know what they do. All I think of when I hear "executive producer" is Jordan Schlansky and his non-answers when Conan was asking him what exactly he does for work on the show.
>>343495659
he executes people who don't buy Bethesda's games.
>>343495374
Anon, you do know that lying is illegal, right? I'll let you go, but only if you preorder The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered.
>>343495018
IT'S OVER TODD!
>>343495659
He produces live executions for people who don't BUY MY GAME
>"Prepare yourself for the worst. There are no developers left, they're all cash hungry beasts now."
>"Perfect timing. I must warn you...not to go to the E3 show right after Microsoft's. Todd, an old developer, has gone mad."
What did she mean by this?
Why is Todd such a mean yet charismatic individual?
>>343496212
He's the Napoleon of video games.
>>343495824
Are analogies illegal, officer? What if I said Daggerfall is to Skyrim as Pathfinder is to Munchkin?
>>343496332
Haha, very funny, Anon! But that would imply that Todd is under 7 feet tall (the male standard in America) and we all know the truth about that. Take it back.
If mods work with the new version, it's all cool. Saves me a few mods to make the game look not shit and fewer mods means better stability.
>>343496406
Buy the game anon. I won't ask you again.
>>343496657
Nah, I'm saving up for Mount and Blade 2. Have you heard of it? It's this awesome game where you can explore a medieval world and have awesome battles with real sword-and-board combat - you can even control the way you swing your sword, just like Daggerfall!
>>343496406
id say munchkin is enjoyable enough without its expansions for that analogy to be accurate
>>343497208
Yeah, Skyrim is fun for the first couple of hours, and then you realize there isn't much of a game beneath the surface appeal. It's just like Munchkin.
>>343495070
You're already dead
>>343496054
holy shit is the cameraman ok? what happened?
>>343497142
*Knocks* Hello anon. Please let me in so we can have a little talk about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered and Fallout 4. I promise that I will be quick.
>>343498171
Nah I'm busy coding
Man, I need to start making Todd meme pictures so I can feel good about people posting my oc
>>343498221
O-OK ANON YOU HAVE FUN THEN
Daddy, why won't anyone buy your games?
Oh god I love this whole Todd face shit.
Mobe over Todd, I can make them pay... ahem.
Fallout 4 is for people who like building, shooting, crafting, minecraft, or anyone that doesn't!
I'm tellin ya Todd, our games are gonna sell like hot cakes.
>>343498805
Now I'm not wishing death on Pete Hines but if he did happen to go in a rushed manor I'd probably have higher hopes for the Fallout lore.
>>343498805
Pete? Who the hell invited you? Are we actually gonna start Peteposting now?
I hope Toddposting and stays within these threads, if they even mention anything quoted in these threads at the next E3 we need to fucking burn everything. Bethdesa memes are a whole different ballgame in terms of containing it.
>>343499002
He's just the PR guy. He's a faggot, but he doesn't actually has anything to do with the games themelves. The problems come from Todd liking something (the combination of magic and normal attacks from Bioshock 2, ME's dialogue system, Minecraft) and wanting it in his games.
>>343498514
Thank you, anon!
I've been looking for this rare Todd for a while now!
>>343490717
todds not looking so good
>>343499530
True, but for someone who fucks up almost everything he's touched he seems like a nice guy who just wants to make good games, but we're in the vical minority here. If people wouldn't constantly hold anything with the Bethdesa name on it as the holy grail of RPGs then I know he'd be inclined to change some things. He just recently said the dialogue wheel for FO4 didn't work too well and it was because a lot people, critics and average joes alike, told him they didn't like it. Bottom line people need ti quit being stupid fucking yes man all the god damn time so others can improve. If people criticized Fallout 3's big ass problems instead
if giving it 9s and 10s across the board we probably could've gotten a damn good Fallout 4 or hell a good Elder Scrolls for that matter.
>>343499308
Can I get this translated into a human language?
>>343495659
He was programmer back in day , not sure what does he do nowadays
>>343499953
bloop bazap ting koul ka gam
After completing school, he went back to Bethesda for a job but was rejected again
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Howard_(video_game_designer)
>>343500001
Post the one where he's in the pocket
>>343500171
No, no, Earth humans. Not the other ones.
Did you buy the Fallout 4 Season pass yet? It's great!
>>343496054
What emotion is this conveying?
>>343500603
>buying is not a choice anymore
>>343491194
Why are gay pornos actors always so buff and handsome?
Is there a special gay steroid?
>>343484673
T-todd i'm sorry please forgive me
I'll buy all your games I promise
>>343483585
But todd you said I get it for free if I have skyrim and all the dlc for it
Plus I already bought imperial edition eso for me and two friends this summer sale
>>343500543
post the wizardtodd one, I need it
I can make it worth your while with an OC todd
no thanks i'll just pirate it
I bought all of your games at in a huge discount of 50 cents.
>>343501689
Let's see the OC first
>>343495852
Five seconds
>>343500838
No, it's your subconscious trying to tell you something
>>343502248
>>343500543
I bought it before the price change and I still feel ripped off.
>>343501901
>>343491529
Me. At least I don't have to wait long. I wonder if I should play Nehrim again to get in the mood. I never did do everything in it, since the hard drive it was on died soon after I finished the main quest.
>>343500351
JUST FUCKING HIRE ME YOU ASSHOLES
>>343486343
'kind of working' isn't good enough for me
it just works, buy my game
>>343488636
I bet he wasn't even in the chess club
>>343499530
Actually, Hines is the vice president of Bethesda. Todd is the director and executive producer. I think Pete outranks Todd.
>>343500838
Why are most women in porn also ( debatable ) good looking with nice tits and such?
>>343489472
HIS SHIRT AND PANTS CHANGED
>>343507239
Not really the same thing. A guy can still be good-looking without having really big muscles. If literally every single female porn star was a blonde with blue eyes, tanned skin, and DD breasts, then it it would be a more accurate comparison, but women in porn are diverse.
>>343498171
b-but my parents aren't home.
>>343507450
>
>>343507469
I guess you have a point. I have no idea then.
>>343483585
Not yet Todd. But I was thinking about it.
I heard The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™ - Remasteredᴹᴼᴰ will be pretty awesome.
>>343483585
who /chessclub/ here?
>>343500838
I thought that, generally speaking, there was a push to get more attractive men in porn, even straight porn. Good for business that way, it makes it easier to expand your consumer base
>>343504460
Yeah, same. I presume you wait for the german release? Sounds good, do it anon.
>>343507771
Yes, but, >>343507469. And one of those attractive guys you're talking about is James Deen, who actually looks a bit like Todd.
>>343507853
English release, actually. I think the German version is actually available already.
Toddposting is my favorite type of posting, not kidding.
>>343508117
Don't be such a hothead, anon
>>343500001
He's actually 6ft 2, some desperate manlet has just photoshopped every single photo of him to make him look short. Pathetic.
>>343508967
We believe you Todd
See that torrent Todd?I will download it
If I can't use all my mods with the Special Edition, I won't play it, even though I'll be getting it for free because I already have Skyrim with all the DLCs.
>>343483585
i wish i had someone who called me to check if I'm alright
>>343510707
fuck you
i was shitposting happily here
;_;
>>343490727
Kek
>>343486574
>>343484117
T-todd?
>>343489581
Top 5 anime battles 2010-2020.
>>343508008
Not yet, they plan to release this evening or tomorrow.
Anyway, if you are waiting for the english version than you have at least enough time to explore Nehrim.
>>343491529
what the fuck are those krauts doing? some fucking youtuber and streamer already played half the main quest and we are sitting here blueballing.
>>343509196
Stay away from that thing
>>343499936
no matter how well todd can make the gameplay and duct tape the open world together. his writers are still shit.
>>343511543
Apparently bugfixing, but yeah like anybody that has played any bethsoft game ever isn't used to buggy shit.
>>343511765
That's true.
>>343512769
cease
>>343512769
>>343513009
>>343487015
Because he's a likable nerd who can tell me lies whenever the fuck he pleases.
I was honestly disappointed he wasn't on the scene at E3 and told me sweet little lies.
>>343513270
Even lies require something to lie about. There was nothing for him to work with.
>>343483585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ
![82c35122626da9b9ce905d237772023d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AzCxNmG.jpg "82c35122626da9b9ce905d237772023d[1].jpg")
>>343488636
> Todd turned the complexities that was Daggerfall and Fallout 2 into casual experiences just so that more people could enjoy vidya
>>343513539
>Todd actually worked on all Elder Scrolls games
Man he fell hard.
Hello everyone, I'm not Todd but are you guys going to preorder the new Skyrim?
>>343483585
Thanks for the call Todd, it's great to talk to a legend in the game industry like yourself. I already purchased Skyrim on Xbox 360 AND I already have it on PC (With all the DLC, ofcourse). I'll make it up to you though by buying the season pass to the groundbreaking game Fallout 4 ™.
>>343500543
fuck i havent got half of these
whoever made this needs to post more
>>343513598
>Todd only tells lies because he's given scripts to recite at every announcement by the PR people
You can tell that he just wants to make really fun games for people but everyone just holds him back.
>>343512769
absolute madman
>ywn be this tall and handsome
>>343513598
Do you think Todd ever regrets the simplification of the TES and Fallout series?
>>343514083
>baby feet
>>343483585
Have you fellers heard about this new upcoming game called "Skyrim Remastered"?
I'll have to find time to preorder that game inbetween my Fallout 4 sessions, where I play Fallout 4, which is also a very good game that I personally recommend!
Gotta go now, fellow internet 4channers, I gotta help the railroad save some of those synths!
>>343514000
>Todd wants to be hardcore, but Pete wont let him
As much as I hate Bethseda for how much they fucked up Fallout 4, I honestly can't hate Todd. Todd actually seems like a genuine nice guy, and I feel it would be wrong to blame everything on him. Everyone forgets that Zenimax owns Bethseda. It's obvious they're the ones pulling the strings and fucking up their series.
>>343514360
;_;Captcha: Select all images with mountains
>>343514116
>simplification of the Fallout series
He didn't work on the original series so I don't think so.
Although people always say Morrowind was a simplified Daggerfall, so I guess the path he took was inevitable.
>>343514575
>You could actually climb every mountain you wanted in Morrowind
Why was this featured as a feature in Skyrim?
>>343507614
Which one should I read then?
>>343515023
This is bait isn't it
>>343515023
>>343515195
Anime isn't allowed here
>>343514759
Because almost every mountain in morrowind game has absolutely nothing on it and would be a waste of time to climb. Meanwhile in Skyrim the one mountain you need to climb is really important to the plot.
>>343483585
Todd I already got all your fucking DLC, you KNOW you have to give it to me free, right?
>>343515195
>>343484117
sheit this honkey sure knows what he be talking about you feel me?
Im a street tough young african american, and although i didn't think i would like fallout 4 it turned out to really resonate with me
I would highly recommended it to any of my posse, my famms, or my fly shorties
go out and get it today my brothas!
I FUCKING Hate this may may. Todd literally never forces people to buy his games unlike other developers.
>>343515413
>free
holy shit, why?
It's not even that much for a huge game like Skyrim and considering all the people who might not have played it yet. Not to mention all the dlc we're putting into it you'd be lucky to get it for 60.
>>343515386
>Red Mountain is not important for the plot
>>343484673
I CAN FINALLY KILL HIM
>>343515595
Todd pls
>>343515645
>implying you have to climb to the mountain peak
>>343515549
No one wants to buy your watermelons Toddrone
>>343514397
Kind of this. Todd seems like a decent guy and that one interview where a dude compared Fallout 4 to movies was hilarious because Todd looked like he was going to go from manly tears to popeye at the drop of a hat.Still didn't buy it
>>343515627
Skyrim Remastered is a thing because of a lack of backwards compatibility on consoles. A PC version will gain the least from anything new due to mods, but if all the work is already done then they might as well.
I'm kind of hoping for optimizations, but we'll see what we'll really get though.
>>343515725
>see that mountain?
>you can climb it
Nobody said you should.
>>343515825
post interview please
>>343515984
I would love to but I have long since deleted the video and all manlets look the same.
>>343515549
My melanin brother!
>>343488636
it just dawned on me
Todd is doing this just to get back at normies
he has tricked all normies just because he was made fun of
>>343509196
DELETE THIS
I know this will probably never happen but I hope one day Todd comes across one of these threads on /v/.
>>343492136
I just came laughing. Thank you.
>>343516127
>and all manlets look the same
KILL YOURSELF LANKLET SCUM
>>343516407
>when Todd finally quits due to crippling depression he comes to /v/
>it turns out he was the one making these threads the whole time and that he hated working on Fallout's 3 and 4
