You and I have a LOT to talk about.Do me a favor and please take a seat over there please.So what was the plan for tonight? Did you find /v/ comfortable?Friday? Alone? Playing video games? What were you thinking?What video game are you going to play and with what kind of snack?
Just going to play Muramasa, Mr. Hansen.
I'll play Nocturne or watch Texhnolyze. Maybe I'll order a pizza.And fap to some lolis, of course.
>>343431185
Day off from work, probably going to do my placement matches for overwatch
I swear I wasn't going to play anything, sir. I was just browsing by that's all.
Just playing Overwatch and TF2
Maybe have some chips ahoy here and there.
>>343431185
Why isn't he in jail yet? He literally made a guy suicide.
>>343432212
A respected texas governor (or some high ranked dude) was caught asking for sex with a minor. The coward shot himself instead of dealing with the problem.
What did Hansen do, exactly?
>>343431185
I didn't come on here to play video games if that what you're thinking. I've never played them. I was just going to tell the people here not to either and how it's dangerous and stuff.
>>343431185
hey I remember this guy from that tv show in 2004. you know the one where he exploits a criminal act for ratings and publicity.
>>343432604
But that's now what it says in your posts, Anon. You know I have the transcript, right?
>>343432603
Shamed exploited people and made them guilty of a crime before they committed it, read their rights or had a fair trail in a court of law. Istead they are tackled and beat up by police swat team that hide in bushes because USA BITCH
>>343433021
trial*
>>343433021
They committed the crime by going to the house though.
The one in Texas is a little more extreme where they don't even have to go to the house.
Also it's no different than prostitute sting operations. You request sex to prostitutes? You committed the crime.
Police acting mighty and shit is retarded, I agree.
>>343431185
lol fuck that shit, it's canada day bitch. im gonna get drunk as fuck with my dudes and dudettes
>>343433021
> being ashamed is worse than a life time in jail
Also of course pedos should be ashamed
>>343433250
>Literally pouring all day
>>343432603
Put it on TV.
If you think having a national audience to your embarrassment and mistake might not contribute to your suicide, you're dreaming.
The media has far too much privilege for the power it wields. If there's one right we could do without it's that of a free press. All that we get is non-stop corporate white noise and bullshit - just because it's for-profit propaganda and bread and circuses doesn't make it better.
>>343431185
I'll be continuing to replay Kingdom Hearts BBS on critical to get those secret endings sir.
Hello Mr. Pedoman,
I am currently playan some God Eater while fapping to tentacle rape of Alisa
I'm playing Demon's Souls for the first time. I'm at the part of the manta rays flying around being dicks and out of reach after defeating the boss. Might grind for strenght because this part is very annoying because of the narrow paths, even with the thief ring.
Is this some kind of setup or something? I'm just on my way to the beach.
Was Chris Hansen the original Todd Howard?
>>343433243
I agree its a fucked up crime. However I feel sting operations are designed to created more crime just so police have an excuse to kick someones door in and get paid.
>>343433504
Then you'll love his lottery episode.
>>343432754
The transcript? Oh yeah those were all jokes and I was hacked too. I thought there were video games in here so I just thought I'd come in and get rid of them so no one would find them and play them. I wasn't going to play any myself. Not on a Friday night with friends waiting to come out and party with me. There's no way.
>>343433450
>What?
>No way!
>>343433504
That's like saying that mousetraps are useless because the smell of the bait would just attract more mice to your house. Catching what's already there is the bigger concern.
>>343433332
So if he doesn't put it on TV people would have never know who was at fault here.
Had their family found the dead body for no reason, they would have blamed him.
It's proof of what the dude was doing.
What mistake, exactly? They went to other houses and arrested other dudes and none of them killed themselves.
Again, this particular case he was a high ranking guy with a wife and kids of his own. His reputation, all gone.
He decided to kill himself. He should have not been requesting sex online with minors. Period.
>>343431185
>vidya
Might try to start up an Advance Wars thread soon. I want to play with anons again.
>snack
No snack, but I'll be finishing off the last bit of chicken for dinner from last night.
>>343431185
probably going to play some MWO since there's an event going on with free robots.
>>343433021
Fuck off, pedo
Mod oblivion and maybe some pizza for dinner. Coke, Pepsi or water?
>>343433713
So you're saying someone hacked into your computer and now you're here at /v/.
Do you see why it doesn't make any sense, Anon?
You said:
"I'd like to play with my PS4 all along"
"Anyone joining for a couple of online matches?"
Online games Anon! Are you our of your mind?
>>343434003
That was my brother! I was drunk! I gotta take off!
>>343431185
>So what was the plan for tonight? Did you find /v/ comfortable?
Play some games after I'm finished with some stuff. No, /v/'s pretty shit today. Was having fun talking about localizations, but some faggot mod deleted the thread because I guess he likes NoA.
>Friday? Alone? Playing video games? What were you thinking?
T'is my life.
>What video game are you going to play and with what kind of snack?
Play SMT II and eat a trail mix snack bar or something.
>>343433781
Cheese is not illegal. Those mice did nothing wrong. Cops just want to make money and love creating more crime because they make more money. A 16 year old inviting over men to her house should Not be a crime because that 16 year old is a whore for inviting over men.
I can't control my boredom levels!
>>343434161
Wait, Anon, wait, hold on!
Wakfu and planetary annihilation.
>>343434241
>Cheese is not illegal. Those mice did nothing wrong.
Fuck you Anon you made me laugh.
>>343431185
watching ranma
maybe make a sandwich
might play FTL or crypt of the necrodancer
>>343433787
>So if he doesn't put it on TV people would have never know who was at fault here.
How is it your business who does what on the other side of the country or indeed the world? Why do you need to know? Why do you even deserve to know? There's no need to get all self-righteous as if I'm saying he shouldn't face court for his crimes, so you can step off your oh-so-American "criminals have no rights" high horse right now. It's extremely embarrassing to get caught committing offences of this nature, and that embarrassment is magnified when it's broadcast to an audience of millions.
If you don't think that this contributed to his decision to kill himself, you're a fucking nutcase.
And all for what? Some ratings and a quick profit? I bet the producer of the show was cumming in his pants when he heard the news and thought about all the exposure that this would get his TV show. TCAP was a freakshow writ large.
>none of the others killed themselves
"but officer, I only murder in moderation so it's okay"
But that's disingenuous. I certainly don't claim that TCAP was the sole reason this guy killed himself. All I'm saying is that there is no doubt in my mind that it contributed - because how could it not?
>>343431185
I wasn't gonna play any video games, I was just on my way to the beach!
>>343434241
They are not going after the 16s yo, they're going 13 and under.
>>343433021
>before he committed a crime
Actually he had committed several crimes before he was busted by that sting. They found out that not only he was a big time pedo but also distributing CP all over. He didn't kill himself because of online solicitation. He killed himself because he had done far far worse and it would get exposed.
Star Wars Battlefront
Picked it up for £12 and it's actually really fun despite lacking so much. I feel bad for the people who paid full price for it, and I feel even worse for the people who bought the season pass bullshit.
>featuring your favourite heroes such as Nien Nunb and Greedo!
Who the actual fuck wants to play as those?
>>343434464
13 year olds can be sluts too.
>>343431185
was actually just going to use browsing /v/ as a means of escapism, sorry
>>343434427
Ever heard of sting operations? Yup, that's what they are. They jut happen to be filming one.
Just because you don't see them on TV doesn't mean they don't exist.
He would have not killed himself had he not been requesting sex with underage kids. Period.
What ranking? To this day I never knew dateline nbc existed nor who Hansen was.
Not only that but he started a campaing to go on with his show and barely made the numbers.
Had he had hight raitings he would have easily gotten 1M dollars. But he didn't.
Sorry to break it to you but Hansen didn't put the gun on his head so he is not a murderer.
>>343434509
well that makes more sense. I would have killed myself too.
>>343434716
And 11 year olds as well. One of my classmates in highschool had a baby at that age.
Just because they're willing doesn't mean you should.
I mean when Vivian was created a bunch of Anons got upset when they saw porn of her. And she's a fucking fictional character. Imagine if their real daughters, if they ever have, were the ones getting fucked by random men on the internet.
>>343431185
Joke's on you Chris, I have a horrendous cold and I can't even muster the effort to play games right now.
Mr. Hansen, when is your show Hansen vs Predator coming out? I donated $100 to it. I'd like to watch pedos getting fucked with again.
Canada Day Motherfuckers! So yeah probably just play some shit by myself in my room.
I work nights, Fridays and Saturdays, Chris.
>>343435039
And yet you came to /v/, Anon. See why it doesn't make any sense?
>>343434849
Is it even possible to be this fucking oblivious?
People have a right to privacy. Yes, even criminals. "It's just a sting operation" isn't a fucking argument because I'm not saying that it isn't, or that sting operations are bad. The specific activity that I object to is broadcasting it, which you seem to have missed despite me clearly enunciating it. I can only believe this is because you are some kind of criminal nigger, which explains why you're so familiar with how police operate in the first place.
>He would have not killed himself had he not been requesting sex with underage kids. Period.
Wow dude, you're a fucking genius.
There is a whole chain of causality leading up to the specific moment he pulled the trigger, and if any one of those links were broken he might not have killed himself. Yeah, if he hadn't been trying to diddle kids he might not have. If his car had broken down on the way, too. If he didn't have a gun. If any number of things had or hadn't happened. You cannot just assign 100% of the blame to one specific link because that's not how fucking causality works. Even if it makes you feel good, you arrogant self-righteous fuckwad.
Consider a jaywalker who steps out in front of a car, and a driver who fails to brake and kills him. Who's at fault? If the jaywalker hadn't stepped out, he wouldn't be ded. If the driver had braked, he wouldn't have killed the jaywalker.
Both of those people are 100% responsible for the accident.
You can't divide blame by percentages or separate it neatly into little blocks that fit into the little holes you want to assign to them. Fuck you.
>>343435105
Well there's probably something you should know. I am Chris Hansen from FBINBC and we're filming a documentary on gamers who try to play video games on a friday night.
If there's something you'd like to say, you can do so. Otherwise you're free to close the browser.
>>343435036
You are right they are sick fucks but inviting men over to fuck them on the internet would be very stupid too. Consider that Most child abuse and rape is committed by family and fathers and goes unreported.
What? I'd never play a video game! I'm from /v/ we don't play video games there!
I was going to try to play Warframe but the farming is killing me, fuck forma.
I don't have any snacks though,I MUST GO SHOPPING
>>343435625
>I don't know what a sting operation is
A sting operation doesn't go to you, you go to the sting operation. It's your own fault if you fall for a trap. Period.
>>343435717
That's not what these chat logs say.
>>343435807
mite b cool
>>343433021
Rasheed
>>343435702
And this is when parenting kicks in. Parents are at fault for not supervising these children.
These is why they see Hansen as a god because he is doing their job as parents.
You hear all about family rape all the time though.
>>343435901
I swear man, I don't actually play those games I just shitpost about them!
>>343436070
But Anon, you have 1000+ hours logged into TF2! Do you expect me to believe you?
>>343433021
Pedo pls go
>>343435848
>i'm pretending to be retarded
Nice to know, dude. You got me good.
See you later.
>>343436169
Hey don't tell me you wouldn't spend 1000+ hours trading for hats if the opportunity presented itself!
>>343436185
Good grief. Don't hit yourself on your way out.
>>343436175
>>343435987
>>343433927
I swear I just wanted to hang out and have a few beers with your kids. WE WERE GOING TO PLAY VIYDA THATS ALL.
>>343436297
But your profile only has dropped hats, Anon. You actually had the intend to play video games tonight... on a PC.
>>343435648
The things I do are natural! Everyone else is a freak! Videogames are made to be played on Fridays!
>>343431185
A-Am I in trouble?
>>343436532
No way man, I don't do none of that PC gaming shit, that shit will mess you up. You ask anyone on /v/ I'm a console fag through and through and through. I don't even play games man, my PS4 is just a Netflix machine!
I refuse to believe those were actual idiots and not paid actors...
No one in their right fucking mind would actually believe a 13 year old girl is willing to fuck you just 2 days after you met her.
>>343436772
What would have happened to that OUYA disguised as a PS4 over there Anon, had I not been here?
>>343436852
Anon the thing about pedophiles is that they AREN'T in their right mind.
I'm going to continue my render man remake of Judy.
Fuck off op.
>>343433021
You should kill yourself just like this governor before your go after children, no place for your kind in society.
>>343436503
But anon, no one on /v/ actually plays vidya. Tell me, what was really going to happen?
>>343436678
Oh, so you're saying playing video games on a friday is natural?
Do you have consoles yourself? Would you like if other people played with them?
>>343436961
I swear I only have that because I wanted to try it once! You gotta believe me! No one wants to play mobile games at the same res on a TV screen! I wouldn't even sink that low!
>>343436976
Doctors? Engineers? Governors? Army dudes? Hell even a dude that worked at Nickelodeon and had a girlfriend still fell for the bait.
Like what in the fuck. They were smart enough to land a high paying job only to lose it all by doing stupid shit?
>playing video games
>in 2016
>>343437336
It's not hard to believe that there are smart people who have no impulse control.
>>343437108
We were just going to shitpost together I swear I dont usually do this kind of stuff.
>>343437487
Are you aware that it's illegal for minors to be on 4chan? What do you have to say about that?
This fucking thread
>>343437474
I don't doubt that. I just find hard to understand how you have your life set and you decided to ruin it with something so mundane.
>>343432212
>>343433021
>>343433332
Pedophiles must accept the consequences of their actions. They had ample opportunity to seek counseling.
I hope weebs in here learned from this. Anime is a gateway to pedophilia, and must be censored. Japan is currently working on it.
>>343437748
You shouldn't be surprised at what guys will do for a tight young piece of ass.
>>343437580
I just wanted to show them my 2d loli collection
>>343437990
I'm sure the other detectives would like to see your collection anon.
well I'm probably going to play some nethack
drinking pepsi and maybe eating some chippus
just brought home 3 siberian hamsters, they're sisters and I basically raised them from babies (they were born from one of the siberian hamsters we were selling at independent pet store I work for)
also will be listening to the last day of an online music festival hosted on /mu/ (muchella, come by and listen to some patrish tunes if you dare)
all in all, a good friday night. too bad I work on the weekends so this is more like my sunday night but oh well!
>>343437878
Sure, I also get that.
But where everything falls apart is where they seriously think they're handsome.
I am no Leonardo Dicaprio either, but these guys are below average looking at best.
>>343431185
>Eating infront of your PC or while operating a controller
>>343431185>So what was the plan for tonight? Did you find /v/ comfortable?
/v/ is confortable right now, except for th 24/7 overwatch spam
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KooOVOAjA>Friday? Alone? Playing video games? What were you thinking?
i was out all afternoon making out with a sweet girl which is strange after so many years of absolutly nothing. i'm fine here on /v/ and pretty happy right now>What video game are you going to play and with what kind of snack?
No idea, i might play some animal crossing new leaf later, also i saw dolphin 5 was out. i might give galaxy 2 a try
>>343438094
well im sorry but I have to go now. I need to play Criminal Girls on vita.
>>343438251
It's easy for guys with money to think they're hot shit. They think that just because women are willing to fuck them to get their money that all women will fall at their feet, including underage girls.
>>343438421
Nah, why don't you have a seat?
>>343438598
He reminds me of that guy from CSI. Does he say puns too when they arrest the guys?
>>343438494
That does make sense. Thanks Anon.
>>343438786
No, but his sarcasm and direct questions are comedy gold.
>Hey man I don't want be on national television, dawg.
>Well it's a little to late for that, "DAWG".
>>343438598
I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
>>343437878
fucking this.
right now my penis has taken control of my brain. i'm trying everything in my power to try and fuck this sjw tier chick. at this point i've forgotten all about my values but i cant help myself. sex is guaranteed at this point but there is no point of return to where i've gone.send help
>>343439034
I might have to check it out then, all I've ever seen of this show is the southpark meme where everyone is killing themselves.
kat cr/dateline-to-catch-a-predator-mega-t626611 h t m l
has most episodes if anyone wants to re-watch
>>343439153
SJW tier makes me think land whale. If you need convincing out of that you should just kill yourself.
>>343431185
It's all good Chris Handsome, yesterday was my birthday so I went out drinking with the boys and now I'm hungover as shit. Today is a day of rest, then tomorrow is go karting with multiple levels, and I'll try and sneak my Bluetooth speaker so I can play "Running in the 90s" as I drive, then a house party; everything's alright.
>>343439337
physically she's great, mentally....not so much
>>343439585
Don't put your dick in crazy, bro. All you need to know is that you'll regret it.
>>343439585
>Trying to fuck a SJW
lmao the absolute madman
>>343435848
He's not talking about how sting operations work, he's talking about how moral responsibility works.
>>343439689
>>343439719
i cant help myself
>>343439719
Makes me think of a greentext story I read on /b/ a couple years ago where the dude had this SJW friend and had to listen to all her stupid rants all the time. He ended up fucking her and pulled out and busted on her face as a prank so he got chased out by her land whale roommates while laughing wildly.
>>343431185
best television of all time
>>343440054
like poetry
Dishonored and Hobnobs desu senpai
>>343440247
I'd like to try it some day desu
browsing /pol/
snacks are degenerate
mighty no. 9
>>343431185
I just wanted to play some Overwatch, sir. And maybe watch Kiznaiver.But I really just want to finish Dark Souls
>>343431185
Probably nothing but a steak dinner and a coke or some tea. Gonna plow through Arkham Knight (which I'm enjoying a lot; don't know what everybody was angry for). I'm liking how creative they've gotten with the stealth sections, torching the vents if you KO'd enough guys while using them.
>>343439206
You should. It's actually entertaining.
> It's time for you to leave.
> I don't want to leave... I feel like throwing up.
> Well maybe that's another good reason to go outside.
Nigga is sharp as fuck.
>>343431185
Well... not today mr. Hansen... but later this week I was going to play some games with my friendson the ps4
>>343431786
>Texhnolyze
I hope you like the endingI felt like shit after watching it
>>343431185
Im playing civ v in antecipation to goty2016.
IM FUCKING HYPED
No snacks tho, i had a bad tummy during the weak. So i will have just a tea
I can't decide on what to play. Thinking about playing Dead Rising: off the record
>>343431185
Fuck of Hansen.
>>343440895
Pretty interested in Civ 6 as well. Got a One Piece mod on Civ 5 right now. Playing on archipelago. Pretty nice.
>>343433332
>If there's one right we could do without it's that of a free press
Jesus christ, this is the kind of people we have to argue with. I really wish you lived in a state like that, just so you could feel the nightmare that shit is. Fucking idiot.
Expert run of Metal Gear Solid 3 for me tonight.Girlfriend dumped me because I said femShep. Yes, from Mass Effect. Radical feminism is the plague of this generation. I'm gonna try to drink myself to death, see you guys in hell.
>>343431185
That's somehow really depressing.
Something feels different this time.
I'm replaying ff9, not really hungry atm.
>>343441324
Just because you said the word "FemShep"?
>>343441470
It was mostly the ensuing argument
>>343441324
>Girlfriend dumped me because I said femShep
hahaha holy shit
see you in hell
I'm sorry fellow anons... can you ever forgive me? I don't have anything else to play and I needed a time waster.It's actually kind of fun
>>343432603
>minor
How old was she?
>>343441564
>arguing over a video game got you dumped
Wow.
>>343433976
Blood
I don't understand how no one has killed Chris Hansen yet.
>>343441982
Old enough to bleedOld enough to breed
>>343433450
I don't even want a cookie anymore.
>>343439034
>I don't want to be on the news, you feel me?
>Yes, we are filming
>>343442448
I haven't seen you in awhile Mr. Pedobear. Long time no see.
>>343438598
Notice how in TCaP the guys are always fucking dumb? Thats the only kind of pedos they can get... the dumb ones.
You'll never catch the smart ones that have millions of dollars that actually do fuck 8 year olds and get away with it with no repercussions.
Broadcasting these near retarded people's mistakes is shameful. Chris Hansen is all about exposing the wrong, but he's wrong himself for doing this too.
I mean, just look at this guy.. he cant even tie his shoelaces.
>>343442780
I came because of Hanses. Seriously fuck that guy, epitome of no fun allowed.
>>343442817
They caught a highly respected governor from texas that had to kill himself before getting exposed though.
>>343442817
That faggot could be anyone's neighbor. Sure they're pathetic but that doesn't excuse them for what they're doing.
Some of these dudes even take weapons with them.
You know there's also a website for registered sex offenders? They have to expose their identity to the world so you're careful about them. Do you also think the website is in the wrong?
>>343443083
Just because he's a governor doesnt mean he's smart desu.
And didnt he not show up to the site, so they went to his house instead?
That's simply 100% wrong.. for all you know, the guy was just roleplaying and never intended to show up. You cant just show up to his house because he didnt bite the bait.
>>343443513
>Some of these dudes even take weapons with them.
How come no one ever used it on Chris?
>You know there's also a website for registered sex offenders? They have to expose their identity to the world so you're careful about them. Do you also think the website is in the wrong?
I do think the sex registry is wrong... everyone should have privacy, even criminals. So yes, those websites are wrong.
It's even more wrong when you expose these people to millions of viewers AND make money off of it. That's just scummy.
These guys are scum for wanting to fuck 12 years olds, and these "exposers" are also scum for exploiting these people too. This is all around scummy shit. No wonder 4chan loves it.
>>343443568
>You cant just show up to his house because he didnt bite the bait.
Texas law is more strict. They even explain it in the episode. Simply talking about sex to a minor gets you in jail.
Also the dude was found with CP on his computer and other stuff. Some other Anon already posted the details.
>>343443913
>How come no one ever used it on Chris
Getting arrested for pedophilia is one thing, murder/attempted murder is a whole other story
>>343443913
>How come no one ever used it on Chris?
Because they were expecting a minor... not him. Which is why they have them ready in their trucks.
In one case this one dude had a gun in his pocket and you could clearly see it. That one time they didn't tool chances and arrested him before even getting into the house.
>everyone should have privacy, even criminals.
So they can calmly plan their next crime? Yeah, no.
>these "exposers" are also scum for exploiting these people too.
Except the fact that the sow is not that popular at all to begin with. Chris made a kickstarter and he was barely able to collect 90K with the help of 1.2K backers.
You'd think that a "popular" show would at least rack in a million dollars.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator
>>343442448
Sounds like quote from the koran.
What I meant was 16 year olds sometimes look much older.
>>343444707
Too old.
>>343443953
>Texas law is more strict. They even explain it in the episode. Simply talking about sex to a minor gets you in jail.
Fucking Texans and their backward laws. This is just stupid.
>Also the dude was found with CP on his computer and other stuff. Some other Anon already posted the details.
That lets you know he's not smart.
This show exploits idiots.. you'll never get the smart pedos that actually do fuck kids. Unlike these guys who are trying to get some 14 year old PTP.
>>343444963
>pedobear
The fuck happened to classic 4chan?
>>343445064
Well i lost most of my images 4 years ago, hard drive failure is a bitch.
>>343444554
>The investigation required our team to go dark but now we are ready to give you not only a great show but the awesome rewards that were promised to you.
>great show
>awesome rewards
By exploiting retard's mistakes..
This guy is still as scummy as ever and so are his backers. Good thing it's not that many of them. Screw him and his show.
>>343444984
> Fucking Texans and their backward laws. This is just stupid.
People keep voting for these guys that make our "laws".
They recently passed a law that allows ANYONE to have guns on the streets. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
> That lets you know he's not smart.
Smart enough to become Governor.
>>343445478
Well, Texas has always been republican, so it's expected of them to have retarded government officials too.
>Smart enough to become Governor.
But not smart enough to encrypt his shit or use proxies/VPNs.
I told you thousand times yolandi is 32 now fuck off
>>343437556
that was sad
>>343431185
Actually I live with tons of friends and we're celebrating my birthday early tonight. Probably going to get very drunk and open a handful of presents, eat some cake.
Been playing Party Hard and eating pizza waiting for everyone to get off work though.
Tonight i plan to finish these 3 games
1.Paper Mario 64
2.Ace Attorney 1
3.Punch-Out!!!
Just need to Beat bowser, prove my clients innocence, and punch the daylights out of Mr. Sandman. All while enjoying some grapes
>>343431185
Samurai Warriors 4-II Chris Handsome.
>>343437556
What the actual fuck? Did they bait some horny retard?
The Texas guy who killed himself wasn't a governor, he was like a county prosecutor or something.
>>343437556
I really shouldn't laugh.
>>343437582
Well, it's a good videogame.
Was trying to hit 4k on dotes tonight. Played my first 2 games of the day earlier and it wwas fucking awful so I haven't q'd in about an hour. I just want to spam mirana but people wised up about her and I can't seem to get my hands on her.
>>343431185
Just got some free Baseball tickets from work, so now I have my 4th of July all planned. (3rd base line).
Tonight I'll probably play some Shadow run: Hong Kong, maybe some Overwatch.
Wife will want to watch some Gundam 0079 later, so there's that as well.
>>343448940
>feeling like a Mirana game
>pick her
>enemy team on the fucking ball and not letting themselves be in a position to get arrowed early game
>it's no fun
Those games are the absolute worst. I finally have a PC tho capable of actually played dota at 60fps after some years so I'm actually tempted to take up playing ranked instead of unranked. Was considering it today, but I don't know.
>>343448472
>prosecutor
Nothing of value was lost, then.
Fuck prosecutors.
>>343449297
I take her mid and run people down, at the worst you have the other mid positioned where you want them all the time due to close range arrows, at best you're 3 kills deep at 6 minutes and have the shitty spic lion flaming his mid after he fucked his gank. Mirana is always good, only problem is if Slark isn't banned you can't first pick her so normally somoene will grab her from me because I'm hesitant to first her.
>>343431185
Hi Mr. Hansen. Just going to play some video games with my little sister later while the parents are out.
>>343449679
>t. Phoenix Wright
>>343451040
>Nick shitposting at 3 in the morning.png
I was going to play ace combat zero but then I had to drive north to Britain because my friend got mugged.
What are some videogames that feature lolis?
>>343431185
Actually was gonna shitpost on /v/ if that's fine with you Mr. Hanson.
Anybody has the Chris pasta?
>>343441324
Well if it's any consolation you probably wouldn't want to date someone like that long term. Dodged a bullet there.
I wonder if they ever caught kids trying to pretend to be older men to hit on teens while prepping the show and just had some kid show up after riding up in his bike
>>343452847
That would be some funny shit... but I doubt a teen would find an adult something girls their age would want.
>>343431786
>I'll play Nocturne
I thought people completly forgot it even existed. You mean the survival horror game right?
>>343438598
Chris roberts really let himself go.
Playing RE4: separate wars.
Might start on Red Dead Redemption later.
Also, considering buying Tales of Symphonia (PS3).
>you spend your whole Firday evening trying to Excellent this and fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_J9ewr0Y_E
Why live?
>>343437556
I didn't know /v/ was on this show.
>>343433243
They all get busted for solicitation of a minor - the crime was committed in the chat room or on the phone, so they're done before they even show up at the house.
>>343448236
He's been caught on the show twice according to Chris in that episode. I guess the first time he played the retard card.
FF14, finally got to Heavensward and I'm really digging it. Any of you fags on diabolos want to play or need some help, my IGN is Sol Racht.Salt and vinegar chips with milk is the GOAT snack
>>343431185
Either I'm gonna play GTA Online, and grind until I can afford a yacht, which is only around another 1.4m for me at this point or I'm gonna start a new playthrough in New Vegas.
Either way I'm eating scrambled eggs, since my wisdom teeth got pulled yesterday, and I can only eat soft things.
Dorf Fort, building an above ground fort is harder than I imagined, especially since there is an aquifer and getting stone at a viable pace for building some outer walls will take some serious engineering
>>343454935
Smooth
>>343455237
A couple of people got caught twice
>>343455912
>going in completely naked like that
>>343431185
Sorry Hansen, I'm stuck st work for the night.
Why they gave me five hours to do a half hour job, I will never know.
>>343455912
>Americans believe this is real
>>343433450
Humble Ausfag here, we dont get this high quality tv show may someone please explain this?
>>343431185
I'm playing somethingfun
>>343456923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ2Xe4xrNi4
>>343431185
I'm havingfun
>tfw I have to work all weekend to finish a college presentation
god fucking dammit, kill me /v/. Worst part of all is that half of my group wants to kills the other half.
This is my last day to play vidya, please give me a game that can make me forget of my problems
>>343457057
Thanks mate
>>343431185
F U N
U
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>>343457519
>please give me a game that can make me forget of my problems
Russian Roulette
>>343457519
Oddity mode Underrail
Far out that game has made me sink some hours into it.
>>343437556
He has cerebral palsy. I remember that episode, he doesn't (seem) special.
>All these butthurt lolicons.
(You) ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
>>343439719
Even being friends with them sucks fucking ass.
I just want to play decent video games with friends not fucking meme games all the fucking time.
By meme games I mean games like shower with your dad etc
>>343458115
But being ashamed is half the fun
>>343458115
>Tfw I came here to actually talk about the game I was playing
Just a friendly reminder that no one they busted on TCaP was better than this guy.
http://youtu.be/zPlK2NUvWNs
Wish I could fucking be alone, just want to play Mount and Blade all night in the dark.
Instead gonna get dragged by my girl to a orchestra concert or whatever
>>343458609
Why the hell would a 14 year old boy, gay or not go on a gay chatroom obviously for adults? Guy should have seen this coming.
>>343458767
That's what you get for being a frogposter and a normalfag
Uh, I-I'm just planning on finishing up Persona 3 and playing some Final Fantasy. Th-that's okay, right?
>>343458985
Not OP but that depends...Who is your favorite persona girl?
>>343431185
>weekend
>mattering once you get out of high school
oh but most of /v/ is still in I guess.
>>343457057
>but people call me jojo
>>343437872
But Japan has one of the lowest pedophilia rates in the world.
>>343459087
Well, um uh, I'd have to sayMitsuru
>>343459304
My MAN! you are free to go thanks to your supreme taste
>so what's gonna be happening if i'm not here? you're naked, there's a fourteen year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got cool whip...
HEHHEH HEY MAN I DON'T WANNA
UM
BE ON ON THE NEWS, YOU FEEL ME?
>>343458767
>Not enjoying a potentially once-in-a-lifetime live orchestra with someone who could end up being the woman of your life
I'd give anything to be in your position right now, anon.
>>343459828
Stop being desperate for starters
>>343459572
I DON'T WANNA BE ON THE NEWS, DAWG
>>343459828
Be a fuckin' man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2CFvGxmL0o
Chris Hansen probably had so much fun just fucking with these guys and calling them on their bullshit excuses.
>>343431185
What's the problem? I'm just going to grind some little girlsin Disgaea 5, no snacks but I do have cola.
>>343437003
>He wants to protect children
KEK
WHY? They're all little shits anyway who are going to grow up into normies.
>>343437872
That book makes me so sad. I know things arent perfect in Japan, but christ, it is at least nice to know there is a place on earth not already ruined by faggot liberals like the states and canada.
Imagine if Hansen got fucking shot during one of these because the pedo brought a concealed gun
Just gonna play some Hearthstone, maybe a littleROBLOX, and have my favorite food, cheese pizza.
>>343462790
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama, and I can't control my horny level
>>343431185
I would be playing all the games i bought in the steam sale if the new pc i ordered didnt have a part not in stock and so got delayed two and a half weeks
>>343462815
They wouldn't air the footage unless he survived and told them to air it.
Though, it might get leaked even if he did die.
>>343431185
>xbox controller.
>"yeah man we were just gonna play some xbox, that's not a crime, ykn--"
>2 cans of axe body spray.
"i like to smell good, okay, who doesn't like axe?"
>big black dildo.
>>343441324
>Killing yourself because some bitch that was at most 6/10 that was retarded and likes calling people out for retarded shit
Why would you or anyone care? My current GF is kinda liberal on everything, but if she really gets mad for that kind of shit with me I would flip her off in that moment.
You will find a better one, anon. That or submit to superior 2D.
>>343431185
been playing sonic generations.gonna have my fleshlight for my snack :^)
>>343456678
>Implying americans aren't retarded enough to make this reality
>>343459262
Sex with a 13 year old girl? Yare yare daze...
>>343441324
You're seeking validation here and you know what?
I'll give it to you.
Your ex is a fucking dumb cunt. You guys were doomed if you had an argument that started from saying femshep. It was an excuse.
Drink to celebrate not to mourn, Anon.
>>343431185
I'm not playing video games. I'm seducing underage women on Facebook, trading lewd pics on Instagram with them, ERPing on Discord, and planning to meet them via Skype.I use none of these programs because they all leak information to the feds.Still seducing the underage women tho
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J3IRhl5.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
>>343463063
>cheese pizza.
>>343464812
But that's exactly what you did, Jotaro.
I'm just trying to get to the beach.
>>343465680
>genericwhitemale
o i am laffin
