https://youtu.be/wVKn4QqSzog
Just make it stop.
>>343430831
Yeah, it has Gearbox levels of cringe.
Love that nobody seems to have interest in this shit.
>>343430757
Man that was some lame ass music when the first hero showed up. It made me cringe.
>no character creation
Welp, fuck this then. The best part of Saints Row series was making a character you wanted to play.
>>343430757
saints row 2 is still the best
>>343430757
A Volition game? Deep silver gone full leather face, wearing the skin of dead devolopers?
This remind me of that one fps that failed because kids thought it was too cartoony
The previous one was a Crackdown Ripoff though.
>>343432756
Overstrike? later greywashed and called Fuse?
Where the fuck is Crackdown 3 anyway?
>>343430757
What happened to Pierce?
looks shit desu
>>343432867
That's it, I couldn't remember the name
>>343432553
and then all characters look the same because the SR artstyle is awful
Where did it all go so wrong? Saints row 1 and 2 were great.
>>343432985
It's Benjamin King now.
>>343430757
>Ultor
>Saints Logo
>Street gang
hwat
Is this alternate universe Saints Row?
>Named characters
>All seem to have a specialized kit of weapons and abilities
This is going to be a hero shooter like Overwatch and Battleborn, mark my words.
>>343433054
Here's a gameplay interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbwcBvpD8nE
The stunt double was the best part. Expectations low.
Well if we're not going to get another actual Crackdown then I guess this is the next best thing.
What
This isnt a saints row spin off or some shit like that right?
what the fuck did I just watch.
>>343433125
One of the endings in Gat Out of Hell is as follows:
"God will remake Earth, but he will do so at the cost of the Saints. Everyone you once knew will be gone, and they have lived totally different lives in this universe."
So it's looking like Agents of Mayhem is the recreated universe.
>>343433203
>no character customization
go fuck yourself
beach ball titted luchadoreses were the best thing you've ever allowed me to produce and Dr. Manhattan made for a great co-op experience.
Need gameplay before I can care. I trust Volition though.
>Stunt double
Except for that, it looks passably mediocre.
>>343430757
This looks like a fucking Gearbox game. What the hell is this? Is this actually Saints Row or what?
looks like a Disney-XD cartoon with swearing shoehorned in
Went from gangsters, to crime syndicates, to terrorists, to aliens, to demons, and now this
>>343433812
Alt universe Saints apparently
>>343433812
It's not sr, but it is an open world game. Basically, >>343433335 is canon, which is why it has sr elements.
Remember when Saint's Row was about gangsters and the pimp lifestyle smacking hoes?
>>343433896
This is what happens when people misread memes.
When people said they liked Saints Row easy going(Wacky) attitude compared to GTAIV realistic approach, the devs went full randumb.
>>343434183
they're basically just using the saints to try and build hype for a new series, i'm not ok with this
>Semi serious Saints Row without customization
Who the fuck asked for this
>>343430757
It's like they're asking for a flop
>>343434183
It is Saints Row.
>>343434131
>>343434183
>that shield/health display
That is literally the same as Borderlands. So no character customization and what looks to be hero style switching. I hope this game bombs hard.
>>343433864
>XD
fuck off
>>343434691
you can think that, but if you go in expecting sr, you're gonna be disappointed.
>>343433092
>Saints row
>Ever good
>>343434958
He's talking about the Disney XD channel you fucking retard.
>>343434958
That's the name of the channel you fucking massive retard. Disney XD. And even if you didn't know that, some normal fucking reading comprehension would have helped, you braindead wanker.
>>343435103
pretending to be retarded etc. etc.
What the fuck is this new artstyle and why does it look so bad?
>>343434958
>>343435103
>le Disney Channel XD
Fuck off
>battleborn-esque artstyle
Why
>>343434546
They have been testing how much weird they can go, 3 moved away from the formula, 4 was bonkers and this is when devs go full borderlands style.
Did Saints row 2 not sale well or something? Why did they drift this far away from what it originally was. SR2 had a lot of humor in it but it didn't have this gearbox-reddit-tier "Humor" that it does now.
>>343435291
Nigger
>>343434991
SR hasn't been one static thing since 3 some point during 3 and 4.
>>343435291
Here's your (You)
>>343431016
>>343430757
thats right, games like Saints Row and Borderlands successful only because of memes and developers overall talent-less retards.
>>343430757
>We want Battleborn audience.
Sure, it can share
>>343435390
>this is when devs go full borderlands style
This is on par with what Saints has been.
>>343430757
>trailer
>shows no gameplay
>>343435579
>not watching the gameplay interview from e3
Surprisingly not as bullet spongy as I thought it would look
>>343435579
see this
>>343433203
>>343435525
A playerbase of 0.5 people per game! How revolutionary.
>>343435418
I guess, but it's not like the game's going to have most of what sr had, like character creation or gang management or any of that jazz.
>>343430757
>the increasing length of trailers in the past years
>it's always gearbox-like shit that makes them too long
If they fix all the shitty animations this could be really good
>>343435505
>saints row successful only because of memes
Nah saints row was successful because of its heavy stylization of gang and gang violence and made it fun.
Fun Fact: SAINTS ROW 3 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ABSOLUTE LAST SAINTS ROW
I had a friend that was working on this, but recently quit. They've been telling me that the entire development has basically been one giant dumpster fire the entire way through and that the development team has basically been hemorrhaging talent over the last couple months.
Apparently, the game was supposed to directly tie in to the Saints Row universe, but corporate demanded all that get yanked at the last second before the reveal at E3. Because the team just recently had the lead art director quit, they weren't able to make new assets for the trailer in time, so they had to leave the Saints Row stuff in.
That's the reason they're being so coy on whether or not this game's tied in to Saints Row, the developers LITERALLY don't know if corporate is going let them tie it in or not.
>>343430757
>No grounded SR4
>Crackdown bullshit
>no character creation
Good thing I can skip this just like I did Gat Out of Hell.
>>343435843
You friend's with Chip Cheezum or is he still working on that shit?
>>343435684
It'll have clothing customization for the characters apparently, but yea it's kind of stupid that they ditched the fully customizable character idea for heroes.
Should have done something like you're a new hero recruit, and as you level up you customize what kind of hero you make
I actually really enjoyed Saints Row 3 and 4. It has so many quality of life improvements that grand theft auto lacks that I found myself going back to Saints Row after getting frustrated and bored from Grand Theft Auto 5.
I might look forward to this, but the lack of character creation is a huge letdown.
>>343431016
Why did the writing, story and jokes become so different in Borderlands 2? I don't remember 1 having the memes like 2 did.
>>343435910
Why did they try so hard to make Gat a beloved character? He's just bland, and I honestly never cared that much for him.
>>343435843
Are they still making an actual Saints Row 5 / Reboot, or is this their big project the entire team has been working on?
>>343435998
They didn't by the time of 3, that's why he was just killed off screen.
However the fanbase adored him for his scenes in 2, which made him by far the most popular character.
Looks like a mobile game.
>>343435398
Anon let me sum it up for you in meme arrows.
>THQ is going bankrupt and is steadily declining after saints row 2
>everything they are doing is failing and they really cant pull themselves out of this rut
>for their final game they make saints row 3, except volition takes over this time and says, "listen, if this doesnt work your fucked. But if it does you can go back to making saints games the way you want and wont be bankrupt"
>THQ trusts volition
>volition makes saints row 3
>THQ doesnt agree with it but they have to do it
>THQ still goes bankrupt
>volition makes saints row 4 as an homage to the old saints games and a send off to THQ whilst still maintaining a story
>>343435992
Anthony Burch. Google if you don't believe me.
Battleborn was written by his cuck buddy.
>>343435398
No, the problem is that the developers are legitimately retarded and took the feedback the wrong way. People liked that SR was a more cartoonish GTA. It's still got a somewhat serious storyline but is able to have goofy shit to go with it.
So with SR3 the developers decided to go way more into the cartoon shit and started adding sci-fi elements like clones and shit and it was mostly garbage but could still be funny and had some nice characters so they went all out in SR4, dropped any pretense of being a serious gangster/crime game with moments of levity and just went full cartoon comedy with it. Sadly anyone who wants the older style of SR games is in the minority so it's just goofy cartoon shit until the series dies.
>>343433092
>Muh GTA clone
>>343436167
What the fuck are you smoking?
Volition has always been the one that made Saints Row games. If anything, THQ interfered a lot with 3 by making them have all the shitty dlc and telling them to make the story less dark than it was originally.
>>343431016
If you didn't say that I would have thought it was made by gearbox.
>>343436059
No idea, but it sounded like this was pretty much the only thing they had going. If they're working on Saint's Row 5 it's a long time off.
>>343435943
Like I said they dipped a while back, along with a pretty big chunk of the rest of the team.
>>343436167
literally all of this is wrong
THQ fucked themselves by dumping all their money into the Udraw tablet. SR was the only thing remotely successful for them financially and not even that or bringing in Jason Rubin could pull them out of the massive fucking moneypit that was the Udraw.
>>343436282
Saints Row 4 was great though.
It has by far the best gameplay of the series, the 2nd best city exploration, 2nd best story, best villain, 2nd best set of characters, 2nd best cutscenes, 2nd best customization etc.
It literally goes
SR2 >> SR 4 >>>>>>> SR >>>>>SR:TT > SR:GOH
>>343436542
Can someone explain to me why THQ thought Udraw was the next big thing?
>>343436373
i heard the original idea of SR3 (before that went with the cartoon shit) was that you were going to play an undercover cop and infiltrate The Saints. You'd have to make choices, and decide where your royalty lied and shit. Seems like a fun idea, to be honest.
>>343436592
you forgot saints row: undercover, the best sr game
>>343436609
it was a mild success on the Wii, so they thought they could grow that success exponentially by porting it to everything else
we all know how that turned out
>>343436614
>Seems like a fun idea, to be honest.
Have you played Sleeping Dogs? Because it is a fun idea.
>>343430757
One of the best things about Saints Row was the character creation. If they keep that I'm in. Hopefully these people are just side characters.
>>343436768
>Have you played Sleeping Dogs?
Not him but I was hoping Sleeping Dogs would actually have choices to either be a cop or turn and become a triad leader.
>>343433092
GAT out of hell gave me hope we'd get more "slightly more over the top GTA" but nope, jumped the shark and kept going.
>>343436614
Nope, that was an idea for a reboot after 3.
The original idea for 3 was a super dark game with you going up against that one rich gang leader for the entire game (not to just be killed off in that lame scene 1/3 into the game). At one point Gat would be captured and you'd try to rescue him, but he'd be executed by one of the twin chicks in front of you as a form of motivation.
It was originally supposed to be the darkest of the series, but THQ said no because they thought it would scare off younger audiences. The story went through so many revisions in development that you're left with tons of nonsensical missions in a weird order, with certain people dying off screen or in like 2 second cutscenes.
>black guy
check
>ethnic female who isn't black
>check
>fucking white male
check
wow, they really took some risks with this one huh?
>>343433203
The gameplay doesn't look too bad
If the writing is so bad that it's good it good do well
>>343436768
Oh baby I just realized that they said years ago Sleeping Dogs 2 was in development. Hopefully they'll be able to mop up and use the city they created for triad wars for it.
>>343436878
>Sleeping Dogs 2 was a weird clash of clans clone and it's dead now
Who the fuck thought people wanted that.
>>343437164
Sleeping Dogs 2 was canceled ages ago, friend.
>>343437063
My friend was saying that the entire design of the game was basically formed around making sure they could get all their SJW good boy points.
The multiple character design was literally just so they could cover every ethnicity with some token character.
>>343437063
Theres also an Indian Archer so yeah.
My guesses for other characters
>swole heavy weapons guy
>tech savvy kid
>english revolver gentleman
>>343437641
it's still trying to communicate
>>343437534
If they wanted all their SJW good boy points they wouldn't have included a white male as the main. Take some chances like Star Wars Episode VII: The Race Mixing Begins
>>343437151
The only time Volition has had bad writing was 3 really, and even that had funny moments from time to time.
Even the crazy out there writing of 4 was still very good and often humorous.
>>343437340
Squeenix. After a lot of feedback they cancelled it because they realized it would just flop, so better remove the developers in charge of it and move assets over for their next game.
>>343437421
The spin off, triad wars, was cancelled.
It was cancelled because they realize people wanted an actual sequel to SD. So that's likely what they're making now, with assets and story elements from TW.
>>343437641
nigger
>>343430757
I'm guessing it's not called Saint's Row because you're stuck with those three characters and you don't get to make your own?
>>343430757
No Saint's Row trailer will ever get me as hype as 3's did.
>Kanye's Power
>Dat Tornado DDT
Too bad the game wasn't as good as 2
>>343438087
Say what you want about how good 3 was, but you have to admit the Stag military was fuckin slick. Those tanks and VTOL jets looked fucking awesome.
>>343438087
>that point in the game's story where all the drawbridges were closed
>some pedestrian listening to Kanye West
>NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
>decides to take life into his own hands and ramps off the drawbridge
>doesn't make it and dies
>>343430757
I remember having to down some crack to tolerate crackdown
>>343438021
I think there are other heroes as well, I saw a fourth one. Plus I think there are skins and shit.
>the black guy is literally TF2 demoman
>>343437063
This has always been in SR, retard
Why couldn't they have you be a new recruit or something so that way the character creation could still be in?
In before this whole game is a massive cameo and the boss wakes up and says what the fuck
>>343437534
>Volition does shit for SJW brownie points
And water is wet. They've been a bunch of "progressive" degenerates since 4, if not 3.
>>343438678
That's my point dumbass
>>343438318
This, though the game was good, I felt like they were kind of wasted there
The designs sure were great
So what kinda game is it? Mission-to-missions with no real exploration, or are they keeping to the open-world formula?
>>343431569
the majority of the public is into COD and Battlefield.
Fuck video games, I am tired of companies turning franchises that were good into complete shit, that was the theme of E3 2016 and now it continues, thanks.
OP you stupid motherfucker, what's with the title?
You made me think this was Saint's Row and pissed me off. Thanks.
>>343440357
>Wahhhh the game i-i-industry don't want to cater to 30+ year old manchildren anymoreee! Woes meeee!
Kys
>>343440773
>>Wahhhh the game i-i-industry don't want to cater to 30+ year old manchildren anymoreee! Woes meeee!
Bitch please, it's not about catering, it's about making something good into shit, just watch, Resident Evil VII, God of War, will prove that new directions for established IPs is a fucking dumb idea. Make a new fucking IP and retain the old one as well, unless you look like a dumbfuck when you have to retcon the shit you just created so you can make the moneybux.
I am not asking to be catered to, I am asking them to stop fucking up established franchises and just make new IPs with their dumbfuck ideas.
>>343430757
>cringy as hell
>crap chara design
>obvious classes
>"badass" sailor
so Volition became a brand of gearbox?
trying too hard
wont buy
At least they had the sense to not name it a saint's row game. It has some connections to the SR games but no need to drag the franchise through the dirt if it bombs.
>>343432708
this
why was 3 such a train wreck and why did the conductor just keep going?
>>343436320
Saints Row 2 and Sleeping Dogs are GTA clones that are better than any GTA game
>>343430757
I only played SR 3 and 4, by the time I got into SR, 1 and 2 looked way too outdated to consider them.
SR 3 was an awesome gta-like game with over the top shit and humour and character customization
I didn't like how SR 4 rendered all vehicles useless after like an hour because you could run and fly higher and faster by foot :-(
>>343435843
1. It was revealed BEFORE E3, so that's strike one
2. You don't need an art lead to make assets, so that's strike two
3. They weren't coy at all, the man in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbwcBvpD8nE outright stated that it was in a greater Saints universe, with the original trailer also dropping blatant VOCAL hints, so that's strike 3
Your story is shit and anyone who believes you is a moron.
>>343433092
They got out from THQ and are now free to make the terrible SJW game they always wanted apparently.
>>343441906
do yourself a favor and play 2 for fuck's sake
>>343441848
SR2 is a GTASA clone. It's not much better.
SD is not a GTA clone.
>>343430757
>A Jew, a Hispanic chick and a black guy
>The evil guys is Aryan
SJWs everywhere.
>PS4, Xbox One and PC
>Looks like a less detailed Crackdown
I don't understand. I mean, graphics won't make a bad game good, I know. But they opt for a stylised look AND keep the textures blurry as fuck? What the fuck?
Not to mention the gameplay looks bland as fuck. It's like they were on the way to making a purely coop game but decided not to make it coop. This better be a budget title.
>>343433092
1 was a boring and unpolished GTA clone that was only notable for character creation.
2 was pretty good and it was much better at the time of relesse due to it being released side by side with GTAIV and it being much more fun focused than that game.
3 was just a much worse version of 2
4 can't even be called SR
>>343434183
I understand making the recreate ending canon. After going from SR 1-Gat out of hell there's not much elsewhere to go. But jesus christ this is just putting the label of Saints Row on something just to make sales.
>>343442587
It doesn't have the Saints Row label, actually. It's just called Agents of Mayhem.
>no boss, pierce, shaundi, gatt
How is this even sr ?
>>343442017
Really? Do you just call games you don't like "SJW Games"?
Don't insult Crackdown like that, Crackdown was actually fun.
>>343442532
>2 was pretty good and it was much better at the time of relesse due to it being released side by side with GTAIV and it being much more fun focused than that game.
What is this? A single-player game? Co-op? Overwatch copy? I can't fucking tell.
>>343441604
Because THQ meddling
Also everyone that worked on SR2 is long gone by this point.
>>343430757
Looks like fucking shit.
>Another game trying to pull off the cartoony cell shaded look
>Smug heroes with permanent dreamworks face
>Borderlands 2 tier forced humor
What a waste of time & resources.
>swearing in the trailer
Can already tell how bad the writing is going to be in this one too.
>>343435998
He was part of the most memorable plot line in SR2 (the Ronin), had one of the most memorable scenes in the game (Aisha's funeral) and generally came off as fairly badass and a total bro for the MC.
So like everything else post-SR2 they ramped it up to goofy cartoon levels.
>>343430757
Not gonna lie, I chuckled at ahoy motherfuckers
>>343444847
You need to be at least 18 to post on this website.
>>343430757
I, am exited, we have Nyte blayde, (Racially more diverse "black") Oleg, and a all female leads fused with kinsy kensington. i cant wait till we see JONNY GAT nudge wink wink...street gang, nice
>>343430757
If it wasn't for the Title I would have thought this was Borderlands 3.
>>343445002
Says the pedo who cums to little children.
>OBJECTIVE: Eliminate Henchman and retrieve the artifact in order to stop [bad guy] and his colossus
>So Here's the deal dude. You see all those weak-sauce peons in that there distance? Well...yeah, we're gonna bust some caps in their asses. Watch the gear, yo, we paid top moolah for those fancy phone's your're rocking *contract not included*. Oh yeah something else, stroll down to [bad dude]'s evil lair and snatch up that sweet sweet artifact he's hiding. It'll put a wrench in his plans Not literally though don't be STUPID. Make sure to show that colossus that you got some colossus balls! As, always BADASSES OUT!
>>343432708
>>343441604
thuglyfe was a decade dead
gta moved on to SR space
mayhem was the only thing left of original
>Agency is the main typeface
D R O P P E D
It's cute when tech demos like Crysis and Valve games use Windows default typefaces, but it's kinda sad when you use it on something that's primarily meant to be a game with identity.
It's also a shame to see good art, modeling, and animation wasted on such bad writing, directing, and editing.
>>343436592
That says more about the quality of the series overall than SR4 being good. It's a nice Crackdown game but it's not Saints Row.
>>343437739
Kenzie enough is bad writing though and she's worse in SR4 than she was in SR3.
>>343431569
Same with Just Cause 3. Open world sandboxes are finally dying.
>>343448714
Sold 2.7m vs 3.5m
Not really a huge death
>>343449102
3.5m for Just Cause 2
>>343435843
>>343437534
Fuck off. You're talking shit and claiming "your friend" told you as if that makes it true. Your paragraphs of bollocks in your first post should be enough to clue people in that you're lying, but there's some idiots on this board so you can never be too sure.
>>343449191
How many of those came through stuff like Steam sales?
>>343444797
>get up
>now crackdown-flavored
>now
Its been like that since the third entry.
>>343435843
This wouldn't surprise me. Deep Silver is a pretty shitty publisher known for constantly intervening with developer projects; it's the reason Techland stormed off and willingly gave up the Dead Island IPthough they did work on the definitive ports so I guess they patched things up
We'll never have another game about gangs will we?
>>343450154
Probably none since its on vgchartz which doesnt count Steam
>>343430831
>>343431016
>>343431569
srsly, how in fuck does anyone enjoy this game?
> terrible graphics
> terrible story
> gameplay that is fun for about 2 minutes
>Saints Row with a Crackdown theme and Trine Style Character Switching
>>343433203
This looks alright, aside from the horrific aim assist.
I want another "mainline" saints game with a custom character, but I guess that's probably not happening.
![saintsrow21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x9u5z09.jpg "saintsrow21[1].jpg")
>a street gang? hardly
FUCK YOU GODDAMN IT STOP MAKING FUN OF THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE WHO LIKED YOUR SERIES
WE WANT MORE SAINTS ROW 2 YOU GODDAMN RETARDS
>>343452712
I thought SR4 was great fun, even if the story was retarded.
Volition clearly fell in love with super powers.
>>343452546
not really much more they can do with sr, honestly. once your thuggin' street gang conquers hell, there's not really anywhere left to go that'd be interesting and have believable threats. besides space, but they already did that.
>>343442532
Yup, 2 was the best game in the series by a huge margin. It was ugly as hell and somewhat clunky, but I loved the mission design, all those customization options and the surprisingly good story and dialogue.
And even though 3 was clearly more polished if you give it a quick glance, it just sort of lacked the soul that 2 had.
The game looks good to me. Nice action, large open world and I like the art style too. I think the issue is we don't know when it is coming out in 2017 or how bad the DLC jewing is going to be so it is hard to get excited about it. Personally I love it when they release big ass single player games like this.
>>343452915
I would have liked it otherwise, but holy shit how cheap it was that they just copied the city from 3 directly. It felt more like a big expansion than an actual new game, which isn't exactly surprising considering the fact that it was originally supposed to be one.
They really should have put more effort in it when they decided to actually make it a separate full-priced game.
>>343452960
Who cares, introduce more gangs or use a completely different set of characters in a new city while introducing new diversions, vehicles, weapons, etc
You know, like how normal companies make sequels.
All downhill from 2
DON'T YOU...
I mean, the game doesn't look bad, but it will be bad if they openly make this the successor to Saints Row
Hey Volition. Are you making FreeSpace 3 or a similar game?
No? then fuck off
>>343453671
Saints Row sure reached the point of "if it's not broken, don't try to fix it" with 2, after that they just dropped the ball because they thought that everyone wanted ebin over-the-top randomness and cartoony shit. Still annoyed by it.
I can't. SR 3, 4, Gat all had the same humor, writing and stereotypes; now this one does too.
It's too much of the same.
>>343453671
so you want a rehash, then?
>>343453926
WANNA
>>343433092
Instead of keeping the CaC and polishing the GTA gameplay they kept the CaC and polished the memes.
>>343441308
>it's about making something good into shit
>God of War
>>343454380
An actual good sequel that recognizes what worked in the previous game(s) and improves on it > Rehash >>> A shitty sequel that focuses on the wrong things and ends up being worse than the previous game
>>343454380
Yes
The open-world crime genre doesn't improve by one-upping itself in craziness and story elements, it improves by increasing the amount of activities you have to do in the world before getting bored. See: GTA
>>343433092
3 was great and 2 was a trash GTA clone.
I don't play these games for the fucking story you dumb niggers. I play them for the cheats, mass murdering, and explosions. 3 offers that with style. You 1 and 2 fags can go suck a dick.
Is this really Saint's Row?
oh look another thread with babbys first GTA clone fanbois
SR3 and 4 were better than 1 and 2.
I'll buy this game and I'll enjoy it.
SUMMONER
SEQUEL
WHENI GROW POWERFUL
>>343430757
>No character customization
>can't make a big-tittied Amazon punk
Think I'll take a pass
>>343455068
fuck your lol so random shit
>>343430757
>Now Crackdown flavored
>Now
Where have you been the past few years, OP? In a ditch?
>mfw this compared to the saints row 3 trailer
how is it that with 5 years of time between this and the SR3 trailer the character animations look choppy as shit and manages to say less about the game compared to a trailer where not a single word is spoken outside of the music
>>343442532
>4 can't even be called SR
and thats why its the best
>literally the only reason people play our games is to create wacky characters in a GTA-like game
>I know, let's remove character creation! That'll boost our sales!
this is your scheduled daily reminder that the people in charge of your video games are too stupid to be alive
>>343455482
>no coherent plot
>it's literally a reskinned saints row 3 with wacky super powers
>fails at being saints row while also failing at being anything else
SR4 is the worst game in the entire series
>>343455532
How else would they force you CIS white males to play their progressive approved Strong Minority Woman trope if you could just make your own character???
>>343455653
OG Saints Row fags always amuse me with how much they care about the plot over how fun the gameplay is
>>343454096
thankyou for this, she's fucking sexy as
>>343454857
>I'll eat this dog turd on my plate and there's NOTHING you can do about it! Haha!
ok
>>343455802
except the gameplay isn't fun
you run around doing the same stupid horde missions over and over again, the superpowers trivialize everything
>>343443675
pretty much
>>343430757
wait, this is saints row now?
>>343455653
>playing video games for stories
all of them are shit including sr2
>>343435579
nothing will ever top the SR3 trailer anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-60zAhpvX0
the one time a CG trailer wasn't misleading
>>343430757
>Doctor Babylon
>Hispanic woman named Fortune
>Demoman style black character
>Rod Stone
>Legion
Was this written by a 13 year old in 2003?
>>343456147
t, someone who has never played saints row 4
>>343456303
when the fuck did I say story you fucking asswipe
do you not understand the difference between PLOT and STORY? Are you THAT fucking stupid? Do you have to hold your breath while typing or something?
>>343456147
You watched an LP of it, right? Be honest.
>>343452915
>>343453641
Not just that, but they copy and pasted the movement and powers from prototype. The bought out the people who made Prototype and just plonked the gameplay from it and thus the gameplay from Hulk Ultimate Destruction into Saints Row 3. Then they released it.
>>343454889
There was a summoner sequel faggot. It was gamecube exclusive and it sucked.
You play as some chick who sucks and you "run" a kingdom. Mostly into the ground.
>>343456437
all video game writers are terrible at writing deal with it and move on already
>>343456389
>y-you didn't play it
great retort
here's mine: kill yourself
>>343453926
FORGET ABOUT ME
>>343456534
holy shit
You actually don't know, do you? How are you so fucking stupid? Why not just google the definition before responding instead of making yourself look like a complete fucking retard?
>>343456303
/v/ secretly loves video games for their stories. Why do you think they love PST, DooezEcks and other gameplay disasters?
>>343456537
because you obviously didn't, if you did you would have known that most of the missions in the game don't actually use your powers.
>>343455839
>>343456773
SMOKERS ARE JOKERS
>>343456642
Jesus Christ, I'm messing with you tumblr calm the fuck down.
>>343456646
HR had pretty good gameplay
>>343456742
oh, you're talking about the god-awful mishmash of pop culture references that game called "story missions"
I assumed you would ignore them since they were all so fucking terrible with the exception of the very last one, guess I overestimated your brain capacity
>>343456865
>It was merely an act
>>343456991
>the main missions dont count because I said so
news flash retard saints row 2 had you fight against the same enemies over and over again and it wasnt difficult because its a sandbox game
>>343430757
>Not actually called Saints Row
>Doesn't seem to be any ties except existing in the same world and a logo that looks slightly like the Saint's
So.... there's still a small bit of hope for a new proper Saints Row game?
>>343457196
obviously
So, let me get this straight
>SR1: GTA clone
>SR2: GTA clone that knew it was a clone and didn't take anything seriously, making it silly but still fun
>SR3: More silly, less serious
>SR4: Crazy whacky over the top shit all the time
>This new thing: Gearbox wacky
Is that about right?
>>343456967
Was referring to the original, obviously the EXXXTREME DEUS EX CHICKEN SANDWICH is just for silliness
>>343457335
I believe you
>>343457496
>>>/a/
back to your containment board weeb
>>343457230
and the game is routinely criticized, even by people who like it, for being too repetitive and locking away the good shit behind grindy activities
SR4 does the exact same fucking thing except there is no good shit, the missions are terrible
So what, this is kind of a twist on the detective ending in GooH?
>>343457784
they shouldn't be playing sandbox games if they don't like them.
>>343433203
>3:06
>Survive Aisha's trap
Nope. That's it. Volition is officially dead to me.
I have given them chance after chance but enough is enough.
To all the people comparing games heres my 2 cents
>SR1
GTA clone except with slightly quirky humor
>SR2
Adds more personality to the cast,gameplay,characters and makes stillwater feel alive
>SR3
Polishes the graphics and gameplay of SR2 and wraps it up into full on madhouse of game
>SR4
A suicide bomb against GTA V and the flashist way to end the series by jumping the shark but sticking the landing
But whatever your favorite is we can all agree that this is utter garbage
>>343458436
SR4 is the only good one desu
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